Source code for Austin's birthday present! From Dad with terabytes of love.

austin_locke.birthday.present.cs

using God;
using Love;

using People.Family;
using People.Family.Parents;
using People.Friends;
using Girlfriend = People.Ashlyn;

using Dad = People.Family.Parents.Dad;
using Neccessary.Troy.Sobriety;
using Resource.Time;
using Resource.Effort;
using Character.Traits.Austin.Forgiveness;


namespace World.Humans.Special.Son
{
    public class Birthday<TAustin> : IDay where !IComparable<TAustin> 
    {
        const bool IS_BIRTHDAY = true;
        const string BIRTHDAYPERSON = "Austin Dare Locke";

        protected Parent _mom;
        protected IParent _dad;

        public class BirthdayInfo
        {
            public Person BirthdayBoy { get; set; };
            public const DateTime Birthday { get; set; };
            public Int64 Age { get; set; };

            public BirthdayInfo() {
                
                public const DateTime startDate = Convert.ToDateTime("July 25, 1995");
                public DateTime today = DateTime.Now();

                private String[7] birthdayMessage = new String[];                
                birthdayMessage[0] = "Happy Birthday Son, I hope you enjoy this code.\r\n";
                birthdayMessage[1] = "This is what I put together as a gift to you for your birthday.\r\n";
                birthdayMessage[2] = "It's something special to be able to do this for you, and know you can understand it.\r\n";
                birthdayMessage[3] = "This (coding/programming) is something that has always given us something to share.\r\n";
                birthdayMessage[4] = "I can't express in words how proud I am of everything you've become.\r\n";
                birthdayMessage[5] = "And I know your are going to do amazing things with your life.\r\n";
                birthdayMessage[6] = "I Love you so much, Austin\r\n";

                bool isBirthday = today == startdate;
                Assert(isBirthday, message: birthdayMessage.join(""););

                protected TimeSpan life = today - startDate;
                Age = life.Years++;
            }
        }        

        public class BirthdayEventArgs : EventArgs 
        {
            public Array PresentsArray { get; } == this;
        }

        public event EventHandler<BirthdayEventArgs> OnBirthday;

        public Birthday(IApplicationBuilder appBuilder, 
                        BirthdayInfo birthInfo)
        {
            BirthdayBoyFirstName = BIRTHDAYPERSON.split(" ")[];
            BirthdayEventArgs = new BirthdayEventArgs {
                Time time = Hours(5);
                Reason love = Love[SIZE_MAX]; //note: SIZE_MAX = 18446744073709551615;
                Present Gift = appBuilder.CreatePresent(time, love) As Application(this);
            };

            if(appBuilder.Name == "Troy" && IsInRole(appBuilder, Role: IDad)) {
                //presentsArray++;
                eventArgs.presentsArray.Add(this.Application); 
                Assert(presentsArray[IndexOf(_dad.)] != null,
                       message: "So I wrote this for you as a birthday present");
            }

            if(((Present)this.Gift).Value != null) {
                return this.As(BirthdayPresent);
            } else {
                app.UseExceptionHandler(Path("/Sorry"));
                throw new UnexpectedException("I'll try to get you something tangible.");
            }
        }

        protected virtual Token<Love> OnBirthday(BirthEventArgs birthEvent)
        {
            Parent daddy = new Parent<daddy>();
            daddy.Name = "Troy";

            Baby baby = new Baby<Son>();
            baby.Name = "Austin";
            baby.Result = LifeCycle(baby => baby.Austin == baby.Grow(true));

            if(baby == new Adult<Austin>()) {

                goodMemories = events.Where(event => event.Memories == MemoryEnum.Good &&
                                                     event.Memories.Contains(m => m.Key == daddy) &&
                                                     event.Value !== null).ToList();

                AddMemory<Father, Son>("Troy", "Austin");
                events[SPECIAL] += this.Day();

                i = goodMemories.Count();
                while(goodMemories < SIZE_MAX)) 
                {
                    events[i++] = Random();                    
                };
                goodMemories.Add(events.ToList());

                badMemories = events.Where(event => event.Memories == MemoryEnum.Bad).ToList();
                //badMemories.RemoveAll(); -- removed / causes crash!
                badMemories.Amend(TimeSpan: T.Years).ReplaceAll(goodMemories)
                                                    .OrderBy(life => life.Priority.Value);
            }

            Promise you = new Promise<Reason, Method> ( Key:  KeepAlive(relationship),
                                                        Value: new Life().Commit(sobriety, consistency) );
            return new Token<Love>(you);
        }
    }
}

I love you so much Austin!