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Created June 10, 2015 03:40
Ferengi Rules of Acquisition [Complete List*]
1 "Once you have their money, you never give it back." "The Nagus" (DS9 episode)
2 "The best deal is the one that makes the most profit." The 34th Rule (DS9 novel)
3 "Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to." "The Maquis, Part II" (DS9 episode)
4 "A woman wearing clothes is like a man in the kitchen." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
5 "Always exaggerate your estimates." Cold Fusion (SCE novel)
6 "Never let family stand in the way of opportunity." "The Nagus" (DS9 episode)
7 "Always keep your ears open." "In the Hands of the Prophets" (DS9 episode)
8 "Small print leads to large risk." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
9 "Instinct, plus opportunity, equals profit." "The Storyteller" (DS9 episode)
10 "Greed is eternal." "Prophet Motive" (VOY episode)