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A collection of titles for my various up and coming lessons
1) Why C is better than c++
2) Why #1 is a lie
3) Santa is a lie and why this applies to #1
* recent evidence that number 3 itself might be a lie. wtf does this mean for the guild!!??!?!
4) Programs are whores who want your memory
5) Programmers are sluts who give them memory
19) Programming makes no sense and is largely documented
6) Memory is a bitch
7) You will never be as good a programmer as Hitler
8) what animes to watch while programming
9) functions are pointless. use lambdas
10) c++ is just stupid python
11) give up and go home
12) Alchohol is a lot cheaper than therapy for haskell
13) Casting is marriage, but much, much, much, more expensive
14) Segfaulting is like a divorce on crack
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