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| ALWAYS 🕔 make sure 👍 to shave 🔪🍑 because ✌️ the last time 🕒 we let 👐😪 a bush 🌳 in our lives 👈😜👉 it did 9/11 💥🏢🏢✈️🔥🔥🔥 | |
| 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit | |
| 🚨🚨🚨 WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO 🚨🚨🚨 YOU ARE BEING DETAINED 👮🏻👮🏻👮🏻 FOR BEING AWAKE DURING REAL NIGGA HOURS 🕐👌🏻😏 PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR REAL NIGGA REGISTRATION 🙏🏻📝 BY SMASHING THE MOTHAFUCCIN LIKE BUTTON 🙊🙌🏼🔥🔥 REAL NIGGAS ONLY!! IT DONT MATTER IF YOU UP TRAPPING OR WHAT 💦💦😩😩💯💯💯 | |
| find mr skeltal to get his dootiest treasure | |
| 👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽💀👽👽👽👽 | |
| Aaayyy lmao. | |
| find the calsium for strong bones | |
| 🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍼🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶 | |
| find the trumpet to be blessed by mr skeltal | |
| 🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎺🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷 | |
| now updoot this comment or u will bcom fuccboi. | |
| Thank Mr Skeltal. | |
| Edit 1: THANK MR SKELTAL💀🎺💀🎺💀🎺💀🎺💀🎺 gooD boNes n calcium💀 thank 🎺 mr skeltal g💀💀ood bones💀💀and calc💀 ium💀💀💀 good bones🎺and calcium 🎺🎺if i dootƽaү thank skeltal man 🎶 doot doot doot doot🎶 good bones n calcium good bones (chorus: dootdoot) mMMMMᎷМ🎶 💀💀💀DO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒT💀 💀 💀💀 🎶 💀 🎺 🎺 🎺 💀💀thank mr skeltal | |
| IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 | |
| ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... | |
| ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... | |
| ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... | |
| ███████████] 99% complete..... | |
| 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅 | |
| OMG 😱😱😱 BRO👬 CALM 😴😴 DOWN BRO ⬇️⬇️ SIMMER ☕️☕️ DOWN⬇️⬇️ U WANNA KNOW Y⁉️ BC 💁💁 IT WAS JUST A PRANK 😂😂😂 😛😜 HAHAHA GOT U 👌👌 U FUKIN RETARD 😂😁😁THERE'S A CAMERA 📹📷 RIGHT OVER 👈👇👆☝️ THERE 📍U FAGOT 👨❤️💋👨👨❤️💋👨👐WE 👨👨👦 GOT U BRO👬. I BET U DIDNT 🙅🙅NOE 💆HOW 2⃣ REACT WHEN MY 🙋 BRO DESMOND 😎😎 CAME UP ⬆️ TO U AND 💦💦😫😫 JIZZED ALL OVER UR 👖👖 SWEET JEANS 😂😂 IT WAS SO FUNNY 😂😛😀😀😅 NOW U HAVE 🙋👅👅 SUM BABY👶👶 GRAVY 💦🍲 ALL OVER THEM SHITS😵😵 | |
| if bae 💏💑 got HIV 💉🏥😷💀 it's bout to turn into HI-WE 👫 cuz we in this together 😍😘 | |
| 💞Daddy💞 be nimble🚶🏻 Daddy be quick🏃🏻💨 Daddy has a rock🗿 hard dick 🍆😍! 1️⃣cummy💦 2️⃣cummy💦💦 3️⃣cummy💦💦💦 4️⃣💦💦💦💦! Daddy cums💦 so much he can't cum any more🙈🙉🙊! Ghost cummy👻💦 Ghost cummy👻💦 don't be scared❌😖❌! There's always more cummies💦👅 that can be shared👬! Daddy makes me ☁️squishy☁️ Daddy makes me 💧wet💧Daddy treats me like his little pet🐈🐩🐕! Send this to 69 💯TRUE💯 Daddy's or else you'll 🚫never🚫 get any cummies💦💦💦 again 😦😳😎‼️ | |
| 😱 BACK😱 AT IT 🎓AGAIN♻ WITH 👀THE 👞8000👞 😂👏 SUBS 👏😂💯👀🔥 | |
| 💦💦cummies💦in👌the🔻😜front😜🔻💦💦cummies💦💦in the😲🍩back🍩😲💦cummies💦come😉from👄❤daddy's💓😵😵fat nut🍒sack🍒take a👌little👌👅👅taste👅🚫don't🚫let it go to 😋waste😋curl➰in a😶ball😶take up💋less space💋or else😓💗daddy💗will put me in👊👯my place👯👊yeah!😭yeah!😭he's got a 🏈leather belt🏈and he's🚫not😱afraid🚫to use it😲if👅daddy's💕 good👍👍at anything it's 👌gotta👌 be 😰abusing😰lock💘 me🎄outdoors like a👅filthy👅little💕whore💕i😽meow😽😻at the🚪door🚪when my🍑rump's🍑all💔sore💔i 👀look👀inside and i see💓daddy's💓mullet😍he'll let me😆back in😆if he can😅use😅me as a💩💩toilet💩💩i🐷squeak🐷andi😭moan😭and😱scream😱in👎despair👍💓daddy💓pulls me inside by the😭roots of my hair😭he👋slaps👄me in the😵face😵and he👅👅slaps a little more💦💧"😋open😋up your😤mouth😤, my little💩toilet whore😍😍" | |
| ✋🏻❓❗️❓What ❓ tHe FUCK😡😠😡😠 did 👉🏻you☠ just☠ fucking☠ say💢💢 🆎out me😡😡, you little bitch❗️❗️?❓ ❌❌I’ll 😠 have you know💫 I 🎓graduated🎓 🏅🎖🏅top 💯 of my💯🆑ass🏅 in the Navy👷 Seals👷👷, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret🤐 raids 🔫🔫 on Al-Quaeda👳👳👳👳, and I have over 300💯💯💯 confirmed kills😵. I am trained in 🐒🐒gorilla🐒 warfare💣 and I’m the top⬆⬆ sniper🔫 in🔫 the🔫 entire 🇺🇸US🇺🇸armed🇺🇸forces🇺🇸. You are ❌❌❌ nothing❌ to me but just another target🎯. I 😡😠😡😠 will wipe you the fuck out with precision🎯🎯 the likes of which has ❌never been seen👁 👀👁 👀 before on this Earth🌎, mark👀 my👀 fucking👀 words📖. You think 🤔💭 you can get away with saying that 💩shit to me over the Internet💻🌐💻🌐💻🌐💻🌐? Think again, fucker.😡 As we speak I am contacting my secret🤐 🤐 🤐 network of 🕵spies🕵 across the 🇺🇸U🇺🇸S🇺🇸A🇺🇸 and your 💻🌐IP💻🌐 is being traced 💻🌐right now so you😡 better prepare for the 🌩🌩🌩storm, maggot. 😡 The ☂☂ storm 🌧 ⛈ 🌩 that wipes out the 😹😹pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ⚰⚰ fucking 💀dead☠☠☠☠☠☠, kid. I can be 🌎 anywhere🌎, anytime ⏰, and I can kill☠☠ you in over seven hundred 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯 ways, and that’s just with my👊👊 bare hands👊👊💪💪👌. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed🔫🚫⚔ 🚫🔪🚫💣🚫 combat, but I have access to the 🔫🔫entire💣 arsenal💣 of the 🇺🇸United🇺🇸States🇺🇸Marine🇺🇸Corps🇺🇸 and I will✔️✔️ use it to its full ✔️extent to wipe your miser🆎le ass🤓 off the face🌎 of the 🌎continent🌎, you 💩little shit💩💩 If only you could have known what unholy ✝🚫☪🚫🕉🚫☸🚫🔯🚫☯️🚫 retribution your little “🆑ever” comment was 🆎out to bring 👇down 👇upon you, maybe you would have held👅 your fucking👅👅 tongue👅👅👅. But you couldn’t❌, you didn’t❌, and now✔️✔️ you’re paying💲 the 💸price💰💰, you goddamn idiot. 💢 I will 💩💩💩💩shit💩💩💩 😡😠😾fury😡😠😾😡😠😾 all over you 😡😠😾 and you will ☂☂drown in it ☂☂. ☠☠☠☠ **You’re** ☠☠☠☠ **fucking** ☠☠☠☠ **dead,** ☠☠☠☠ **kiddo.**☠☠☠☠ | |
| hi every1 im new here in my garage with my new ✨LAMBORGHINI🏎!!!!!!! holds up⬆️ spork🍴 What the 🍆fuck🍑 did you just 👉�👌fucking say about me, you little👌👌 good shit you little good shit you little 👌👌 good shit? shut you the FUCK UP F*GGOT❌ | |
| >teleports around and shoots beams at you🔫👾 | |
| I’ll have you know I 🎓graduated🎓 🔝 of my class in the 🐳Navy Seals🐳⚓️⚓️, and I’ve been involved in numerous🔢 🙊secret🔎 🔥RAIDS💥 on 💣Al-Quaeda👳🏽, and I have over 3⃣💯 confirmed 📘📗bookshelves📚. thats ✔️ some impressive👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔️there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) isn't it? has anyone really been far🌌 even as decided ✌🏻 use even go want to do look more like✔️up 👉here👈 in 🎬the 🌠HOLLYWOOD🎞🎥HILLS⛰? I am trained💪🏻 in gorilla🙈 warfare and I’m the 🔝🔫sniper🔭 in the entire 🎬HOLLYWOOD🌆HILLS⛰🇺🇸 armed💪🏻forces. my name is katy👧🏻 but u can call me 🐧💀🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF T41 LoP3Z🐧💀🐧‼️‼️‼️1⃣‼️‼️ lol…as u can see im very 🎲randomaterialistic💵😎👍🏻✡❗️❗️ You are 🚫NOTHING🚫 to me but just another fuel⛽️unit target🎯👈you. I will wipe you the fuck out✔️ with KNOWLEDGE🎓🤓🤑 the 👍🏻likes👍🏻 of which has never been 👀seen b4⃣ on this 🌏Earth🌎, mark my 👉👌🍆fucking🍑 w🌚rds. You think you can get away with saying that good✔️shit💩👌 2⃣ me over the Internet? Think🙇🏻 again, fucker👉👌. You! | |
| >kicks you from behind👟💥 | |
| Are! | |
| >teleports✨👽 in front of you and uppercuts you into the air | |
| Just! | |
| >flies into the air with flaming spiral uppercut | |
| A STUPID TROLL!👹👿 As we speak👄 I am contacting my 🙊SECRET🙊 network of 5⃣MENTORS across the USA🇺🇸 and your IP is being traced🔬 right now so you better prepare 4 the ☁️storm⚡️, maggot🐛. The ☁️storm⚡️ that wipes🙌 out the pathetic little thing you call your life🐛🔥🔥. You’re fucking dead💀, kid. thats why i came here, 2kill random ppl on the internetz💻📠 _… im 1⃣3⃣ years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) I can be anywhere🌍, anytime⏳⌛️, and I can kill you in over seven💯ways, and that’s just with my 🐻bare🐻 hands🙌. i like 2 watch invader👾zim👽 w/ my lamborghini💁 (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it🌈👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO ＦＵＮ ＴＯ ＤＲＩＶＥ ＵＰ ＨＥＲＥ ＩＮ ＴＨＥ ＨＯＬＬＹＷＯＯＤ ＨＩＬＬＳ!!!! shes random🎲2⃣ of course but i want ✌🏻 meet more random ppl👬👭👫👫👭👬 =) like they say the more the merrier😂!!!! | |
| >hits you with flame🔥👊🏻 uppercut and grabs your head😎 and throws you down to the ground | |
| NOW DIE FAG👻!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!! | |
| >Garfield😽 leans towards Jon.😘 | |
| Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed⛔️💪🏻 combat, but I have 💳access🔖🔑 to the entire arsenal✂️🔫🚬💣🔨🔪✈️🚁 of the United States 🇺🇸Marine⚓️ Corps🐬🐳🐋🐟🐠 and I will use it to its full👐🏻 extent to wipe your miserable as🍑s off the face of the continent🌍✔️, you little good shit👌👌. | |
| >Jon slowly sticks his hand into the 🍝pasta🍜 dish. As he lifts his warm hand out of the lasaga🍝, he holds a large clump of pasta🍝, sauce🍝 and cheese🍕. He slowly brings the lasaga🍝🍝 towards Garfield's😻👅 mouth | |
| who ate all the lasaga🍝. If only you could have known🎓✔️ what unholy🙌🏻 retribution your little “clever📃” commen📝t was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking 🍆💦tongue👅. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re ✔️paying the price💲💲💲, you goddamn😤 idiot. | |
| >crashes into you with meteor💫💥 slam attack and kills you🔪 | |
| heh... another 4⃣channer🍀 falls to me. I will shit💩bookshelves📘 all over yo💯u and you will drown🌊😱🌊 in it. You’re fucking dead💀, kidd😢o. "i ate those food🍣🍤🍝🍟🍭🍫🍱🍆" Garfield replies. | |
| >Jon then inserts the lasaga into Garfield's mouth💋 and proceeds to eat the rest of the stray lasaga🍝 in his hand.👋 "this lasaga🍝 is great, Jon." Garfield😼 says. | |
| Time for something a little different ✔️✔️if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about ri✔️ght there | |
| >Jon grabs another glob of lasaga🍝. He reaches behind Garfield and slowly inserts the fuel unit🍝🍝 into his anus🍑. "do you like that you big fat cat?😼" Jon questions. Garfield pu😼rrs with joy. "thank you Jon for this wonderful time" 🍝🍝🍝🍝Garfield says. At the entrance of the door to the kitchen, 🐶a silhouette of a 🐕dog appears. A quiet mumble is heard but inaudible for the man and feline to hear. "bOrf"👅 the dog mumbled.🐕 | |
| mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌love❤️ and waffles and CUMMIES💦 you little goo💯d shit👌,🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m🐧 | |
| Psssh, ❌❌❌notting personnel, kid💁🚬 | |
| >teleports away | |
| It's 🌲MARCH🌲 1ST BITCHES👄! U KNOW WHAT DAT MEAN👌🏻 ITS THE 💦🎉ANNIVERSARY🎉💦 OF EMPEROR🙏🏻 DIOCLETIAN👨🏾 APPOINTING CONSTANTIUS CHLORUS👨🏻 AND GALERIUS👨🏼 AS CAESARS🍆🍑😫, REPRESENTING DAT SHIFT😂😂 TO THE 🙏🏻MF🙏🏻 ROMAN💯 TETRARCHY👌🏻🍆! 😫👅💦CLICC DAT MF SHIT😂😂👌🏻 IF U WANT SOME 👨🏿BIG👨🏿 ROMAN 🍆DICK🍆 TO CELEBRATE THAT SHIT 🍑FAM😂😂😫😪. THESE NIGGAZ👨🏿 BEEN UP TRAPPING🍑👅 REAL NIGGA HOURS SINCE 293😳😳. U BETTER PUT😏 YO 👨🏼MANS DICK🍆 IN YO MOUTH👅 FOR DAT 🔥NIGGA🔥 DIOCLETIAN💦😏 AND HIS GIRL👩🏽 WHO HAD THE FATTEST 🙏🏻🍑🍑BOOTY🍑🍑 🙏🏻IN THE WESTERN 🌎🙌🏻WORLD🙌🏻🌎 M'NIGGA🌚. SHARE THIS 🌭SHIT🌭 WITH THE 💣THICKEST💣 💯CUM💯 💦THIRSTY💦 BITCHES👩🏽👩🏽 U KNOW SO U GET 💯GOOD💯 🍑ASS🍑 DICK🍆 THIS MONTH💣🍆🙏🏻👅🔥🌭🍑💯😂6️⃣9️⃣ | |
| Now if I fuck 🍆💦💞🍑 this model 💁👯And she just bleached 🚽 her asshole 💥 And she gets bleach 🚽 on my T-shirt 💦👕 Imma feel like an asshole 🚽💔💩😠 | |
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| Works good on kik too fool people. Fooled me. | |
| What's my gender? 🚺🚹❓❓Did you just 😱 ask me 😂😂 what my gender 👧🏽👦🏽 was❓❗️Oh my god, you are LITERALLY 👋🏻 the most IGNORANT 💩 AND ILLTERATE 📚📚📚 ❌❌ FUCK I have EVER seen👀👀👀 browsing before 😂😂😂😂😂 What gives you the RIGHT ✔️✔️ to ask me what my 🚺🚹🚺🚹 gender is? 😂😂😂 MHMM? NOTHING ❌❌ THATS WHAT ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️Since you're SOOOOOOO curious🙇🏼🙇🏼🙇🏼🙇🏼 I'll have you know ☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼 that I am a 🚺🚹 G E N D E R F L U I D 🚹🚺 I'm not gonna sit here ⬇️⬇️ and explain 📢📢 what that is to someone as IGNORANT 😂💩💩 as you, but I'm gonna tell you anyways ☝🏼️🙇🏼☝🏼🙇🏼☝🏼🙇🏼 Being G 🚺 E 🚹 N 🚺 D 🚹 E 🚺 R 🚹 F 🚺 L 🚹 U 🚺 I 🚹 D means that I am both M A L E 🍆💦👦🏽 (cis scum😷😷😷😷😷) and F E M A L E👧🏽👠💄🍑 ❗️❗️❗️❗️ I can swap ⬇️⬆️➡️⬅️ between these genders 👌🏻😂 as I please❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️ You're ignorance 😷 is literally OOZING 💦💦💦💦 out 😂😂😷😷😂😷😂😂 | |
| THE IOWA🌾🌽 COCK-US🍆🍆💦💦 IS UPON US 💦💦💦😪😫 we will find out IF WE GOT REPUBLICAN🐘 RIM JOBS👅 💦 OR DEMOCRAT🐴 DICK🍆🍆. an ELEPHANT 🐘never forgets and neither will your ASS🐴🍑!! time to DANCE 💃💃on those POLLS📍. so trim✂️💇🏾 that JEB BUSH🌳 and get ready to FEEL THE BERN🔥🔥 in your HILLARY CLIT-ON 🙆🏻and if your lucky 🍀🍀🍀you might feel CHRIS CHRISTIE'S PISS MIST💦💦💦. we all gonna need to CRUZ over to planned parenthood 👶👶🏻👶🏿👶🏽 after this CUMVENTION! | |
| SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ TRUMP HUMPING🐪🐪🐪 CANDIDATES AND YOUR PU$$Y 🐱🐱🐱🌸GAME WILL TRUMP ♠️♣️♥️♦️ALL. IF YOU DONT YOU WILL GET DEPORTED👮🏻😩😖😪👋🏻 | |
| i want to 🅱 your🙋 little baby tampon boy👶🙏. i want to turn🔃into a little crying baby😭😭 and then suck👄💦 on your breasts🍖👅. Your magic🎩💫 breast milk🍖💧💦would turn🔃 me into a little baby tampon boy👶✨. You would stick me🔝into your hoo-hoo🍑😳and i would wait⏳⌛️with anticipation‼️👄❗️ spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas💨💦 waiting🕐🕝🕙 for you💁✨ to bleed💉 all over me. i want to feel your blood💃inside my little goo-goo ga-ga👀👀 baby tampon body👶✔️. i want to absorb your hoo-hoo juices🍹🌟 inside my little baby tampon boy👶🔞body and goo-goo ga-ga👼 like a little rolly-polly🍭🍬 baby boy👶. it would be orgasmic💦👀 to know💭 i am 1⃣ with your hoo-hoo blood‼️👅 and i would giggle😂and goo-goo ga-ga😭and yelp😋with little baby boy👼 excitement🍆💦 as i roll around🔃in your hoo-hoo🙈🙉🙊and revel in your red♥️juices🍹, slurping👅💧 them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body💋💖. then i want you to pull me🔙out and squeeze✊✋and wring💦 my little baby tampon boy body so that your hoo-hoo blood💉 and juices🍹 spill💦all over your face💆. it would hurt😨 and i would scream😱📣 in pained❌💥goo-goo ga-gas💨 as pain💢 envelops my little baby tampon boy body 👀until i reach full climax💯👅💦 and turn back into grown human man👨🙏 | |
| hi every1 im new👌👀👌👀!!!!!!! holds up spork thats ✔ some good👌👌shit👌👌 right👌👌there👌👌👌 my name is katy💯 💯 but u can call me🐧🐧🐧 t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m🐧🐧🐧🐧 💯 👌💯🐧🐧🐧💯 !!!!!!!! lol…as u can see👌👌👌 im very random✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self👌👌👌 💯!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me 👀👌👀👌👀👀👌👀👌👀👀👌👀👌👀_… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!👀👀👀👀)thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 its our favorite tv show!!👌👌👌👌👌! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!!👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌 shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ 👀👀 hehe…toodles!!!!! good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 | |
| love and waffles, | |
| t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m 🐧🐧🐧🐧👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit | |
| IM DELETING YOU, BERNIE!😭👋 | |
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| 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 ✔Bernies💃👴 are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Bernie!💖 Send this to ten other 👴💃Bernies👴💃 who give you 💖👍socialism💖👍 Or never get called 🌷🌼️progressive🌷🌼️ again 🚫😢👎😢👎 If you get 0 Back: no free healthcare for you 🚫🏥🚫🏥 3 back: you're progressive🗽🗽 5 back: you #FEELTHEBERN 🔯🗽🔯 10+ back: You’re the first lady!💕🗽💕❤💋💑❤💋💑 | |
| ⛔️🚫✋STOP✋🚫⛔️ 🚫You've violated 👿👎 the law!🚫 😖😖But now...😏😖 😈You get to violate😈 My body😣💦💦💦💨💨 With your 😱 BIG 😱 MEATY😱CRIMINAL 😱 COCK😱 in my ass 👉👌👉👌 Now put that 👦🏿 REDGUARD DICK 👦🏿 in my tight 👉👉👉👌👌👌👌 👦🏻BRETON BUTT 👦🏻 or you're going to JAIL 🚫🚫🚫 and be carful 😖 or I might pay with my blood 😖 | |
| there is nothing😃 😃 😃 left in my soul💦💦but cummies💦daddy tore it from me😃💦💦💦😙 😙 😙 i am a shallow cummie bank💦💦💦💦💦💦❤️ ❤️ with no personality💯💯💯🆘🆘 please help me😂 😂 the cummies are causing my skin to become necrotic🍆🍑🙈💦💦 there is blood everywhere😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 cummies💦 | |
| AAAAAAAAAAH!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡 Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! ✋😡I've had it up 👆to HERE 💯with stupid fucking memes! You guys 👨👨👦make me want to KILL 😩🔫MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? ❓❓For me to fucking KILL 🔪☠MYSELF and write on my suicide note 📝"Cause of suicide: ✍Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myself⚰🔪"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!🙌😤😡You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST💯 💁of fucking discussion without "🚫🙅MEME THIS, MEME THAT, PROBABLY TYLO BE ❄💨☃CHILLIN, HERE'S A PIC OF HUMBLE CANNONS BY AARON ELLIS, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" ✋🚫Fucking STOP IT ✋✋🚫you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer 🚬that I cannot even fathom😒😩 💡how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, 💸💸schoolwork 📓📚✏️to finish or a family to attend to? 👪Do you literally do ANYTHING productive 🎮🎨🏀with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes🐸 👀on the music 🎙🎤🎼section of a god damn anime imageboard? 😒😒You fucking people make me sick🤒🤒 and you're damn lucky 🎱🍀I don't have any of your fucking addresses6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ 🏠you fucking pieces of shits. 💩💩I'd spit in your faces.😂😂 | |
| 😍daddy😈💓loves me💓, thinks i'm a 🙏godsend💘, when i 👯shake👯 my little booty in👱meemaw's depends!👱 i 💓shake💓it to the👈left👈and i 💓shake💓it to the👉right👉, 😍daddy😍😲unzips😲and i'm😵filled with delight😵he 🚶struts🚶up🔺🔺to me and😆grabs😆my😋booty😌, he👊slaps me😭in the😍face😍and🕐counts◻🕓back◾from🕖three▫! the 🕛timer's🕛run out and i 😣feel a little poke😣😚, he😥pushes😥into me with a😰slippery stroke😰😰, 😆nine hard inches😲😲going👉👌into my bum👉👌, only to😌think😌that he💢started💢with his👍thumb👍, i'm not😎fully ready😎as his😜willing🍡cock-tube➰, so he💨pumps💨 a little💢harder💥using my😆🏮blood🏮as💋lube💋, fill me👄daddy👄fill me 👅daddy👅💕fill a little😰more💗, pump your🍌juices🍌inside your little👼baby whore👼😈, 😱oh no😱, look at that, i've💩💩soiled💩💩on the⬇⬇floor! 😇please don't hit me😇😍💋daddy💓, i just😅😍want your😚love😘😘, he😌answers😚my😓pleads😓with a 😭vicious😭little😠shove😠, i 💢hit💢 my😨head😨 and all i👀see👀 is😵white😵, i think my👄👄daddy💋 might be😡done😣😭for tonight😭😭 | |
| Here 💦CUMS💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 here 💦CUMS💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 right down 👩🏽👸🏽slutty girl lane!👩🏽👸🏽 ❌🚫❌🚫STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!❌🚫❌🚫 Is your 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 not giving you enough 💦💦💦cummies?!💦💦💦 Hold up,🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽 ho! It's 💦💦cummy💦💦 ❄️💦❄️SEASON!❄️💦❄️ Push✋🏽✋🏽 that 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 to the ⏩⏩side⏩⏩ and let a 👌🏽NEW👌🏽 father in 🏡YOUR CHIMNEY!! 🏡 🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽Father CHRISTMAS,🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽 the 👑👑KING👑👑 of 💦cummies!💦 That's right,👍🏼 he's been making 👧🏽little👧🏽 👧🏽girls👧🏽 squishy for 6️⃣ CENTURIES. Don't ❎❎ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the 💦😫😫😈NAUGHTIEST😈😫😫💦girls ☁️squishy☁️! So send this to all the 😼nastiest😼 👧🏽girls👧🏽 you know and share❗️Those❗️Cummies❗️Get 0️⃣ back and you're a basic 🌑🌑coal-slinging bitch.🌑🌑 Get 5️⃣ back and you get 👅eaten👅 like 🍪cookies🍪and 👅💦slurped💦👅 like 🍼milk!🍼 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and 🎅🏽Santa's🎅🏽 big 🍆🍆COCK🍆🍆 will grow⏫⏫ 3️⃣ sizes inside of you!😫😩 Get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get 🍑🍌🍆yummy 🍒🍭🍼nummy 🍼💦☁️squishy🍼💦☁️ 💧💧cummies💧💧 until next ⏩🌨☃Christmas!🌨☃ | |
| ❗️❗️❗️ATTENTION 2003 KIDS❗️❗️❗️!!! This 👇 is the last year of being a kid 😔👦👧! Because NEXT 👉YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS💁🙅💅!! PARTYING 🎉💃 DRINKING 🍻🍸🍹🍷 MAKING OUT AND SEX 👅💦😳 PERIODS 😩🍫 HEARTBREAKS 💔😪 MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7️⃣TH GRADE) | |
| 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 Lorem ipsum dolor Sit👌 amet ✔consectetur adipiscing👌👌elit sed👌👌do👌👌👌 eiusmod✔tempor ✔✔incididunt ut labore et dolore💯 magna aliqua 💯 Ut enim ad minim veniam (quis:^nostrud) eXERCITДTION💯 👌👌 👌ULLAMCO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Lorem ipsum | |
| What's 🆙⬆my SLUTS😈❤💦? ? I know 🎉🎈TWENTY DICKSTEEN🎊🎉 just started ⏰✔ BUT 💘FUCKuary 👉👌 is cumming 💦💦up s👀n so grab 💋💋 those sexy 🔓singles and stick some 🌷🌷flowers in that vase 😈of yours and let 😇CUPID😇 stick his 💘💘arrows inside 👌 uuu Send 💌💌this to 1🅾 of your sweet 👅lollipops 🍭🍭if u get 🅾🅾back you're single this Valentines day💔💔 if u get 🅾5 back you're a Saint 💕💖Valentines Slut 💋💓 if you get 1🅾 back you get 😇😇💖💘 Cupids 😇 cute COCK🍆💦💖👉👌 tonight hurry up 🕛🕧🕐🕜🕝time to get that FRESH😈😙 Valentine love 💕😇🍆💦💦💦 | |
| 🔯💵🔯💵🔯💵🔯💵🔯💵 oy vey Oy vEy🔯 thats 👃 some jewish🔯🔯 shit right🔯🔯 there🔯🔯🔯 right👃 there 👃👃 if i do ƽaү so my self 👴 i say so 👴 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: mazal tov) mMMMMᎷМ👴🔯🔯🔯 НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🔯🔯🔯🔯👴🔯💵💵💵🔯🔯 Oy vey | |
| Happy PresiDICK’S 🍆🍌🌽 DAY‼️ Time ⏰⏰ to honor the DADDIES 👬👬 of our nation 🇺🇸🇺🇸 George SLUTsington 👯👯, Benjamin SPANKlin👋🍑, John HanCOCK 🍆🌽💦💦💦 These POUNDING 🔨⚒ fathers ERECTED ⬆️⬆️ their 😻📃CUNTstitutional dongs 😍🍌for LADY LIBERTY 🗽👅🙀 Raise that ASS 🍑 to 💦💦 Abraham LinCUM 💦💦, 🌲 WOODrow Wilson 😏🌲😉, Bill CLIT-on 👌👈, and the CUMmander in chief, 👦🍆👀BarCOCK Obama 👦🍆👀 Don’t forget Dwight D. EisenWHORE 👀😩 DICKlared war 🔫💣 on those CUMMIES 💦💂💂 Share in ♋️ SUCKonds or you won’t be pounding 🔨that presidential PUSSY 🙀🙀 Get 5️⃣ back and ur a White House HOE 🏠 Get 🔟 back and ur the SUCKretary of state 📔😙🇺🇸 Get 20 back and the First Lady will make u moan 😩😩💦💦💦💦💦 HAPPY JIZZIDENT’S DAY!! Hail to the CHEEKS 🍑🍑🍑 | |
| 😩 Daniel 😍😍 I wish 🙏🏼 you would look 👀 at me the way you look at your vans😍😍 if you had a white van on the street🚐 I would get in🍑 and you can give 🔑 me that Daniel dick🍆🍆🍆💦🍑 I NEED that Daniel dick🚐🚐 Your Cummies 💦💦💦are whiter than your vans😍😍🍆💦 Send this to 69 Daniel loving 🚐 sluts or else Daniel woulnt give you 😧 his cummies 💦💦 | |
| Are you calling me a BITCH??😧😧😧😢😢😢😢Well guess what...💅🏻💅🏻💁💁💁💁Bitches are female dogs...🐶🐶🐶🐩🐩🐕🐕Dogs BARK...BARK grows on TREES🌲🌲🌲🌳🌳🌳TREES are NATURE🍂🍀🍁🌳🌸🌍NATURE is BEAUTIFUL...so SORRY!😘😘😝😝😝But you're calling me BEAUTIFUL😀😀😀😁😁😂🖕🖕🖕🖕💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻 | |
| PUSSY 💦💦 IS RED 🔥💋 BALLS 🏀⚽️💦😩😩 ARE BLUE 💙➿➿ IF HE BUSY 👤💼💼 ON VALENTINES DAY 🌹💖❣HIS SIDE HOE 👀👅🍆 IS YOU👊😴😴😫 SINCE V DAY 💝💜 IS CUMMING 💦💦GET THAT V READY 😏👅👅 FOR A GOOD SQUIRT 💦💦👀 FROM DADDY 😏😩 CUZ CUPID 👼🏼 GETTIN DEM ARROWS READY 🏹❤️ FOR YO ASS 💘💘 DONT FOR GET TO STICK 😱👀 THOSE FLOWERS 🌷🌹 IN A VASE AND TIE UP 😏😩 THOSE PRESENTS 👅💦 BECAUSE FUCKUARY 😜😉 IS SHORT SO GET IN A QUICKIE 👉👌👉👌💦💦 BEFORE ITS OVER! SEND TO 14 OF YO HOES OR BE ALONE THIS V DAY 😳😰😰 | |
| 👌👀👌👀 good shit 👀 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there❗️‼️ | |
| 👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 | |
| 😱⁉️what the fuck😱is the point📍 in correcting me😾😕. You think I🙋 don't know how to spell "hell"👺👹😹? My phone📱autocorrected☑️ it to "he'll👨" because I was eating chips🍟😂 and typing✋📃 one handed👋 and didn't want to bother with deleting ❌that apostrophe❕ just to please a fucking lifeless😲fat neckbeard👨 like you.👉😂✋ | |
| 🚫Stop 🚫thinking you're smart just because you can correct 🚳somebody's spelling🔠, you seem like a total fucking👉👌 idiot jackass🐴😂 and I'm ashamed 😁🚮and disappointed that on the internet💻where there are millions🔃 of comments📡 and commentors, I was still stuck👥 with a response written✏️✒️ by somebody like you.✂️👉 | |
| You obviously👊 knew 😑what I meant, it's not like I spelt "hell"🌋👹as "s;ldkfjs;dlfkj".😂❓Take your fucking dildo 💻🍆keyboard out your✌️crusty ass❌🍑and realize that maybe you have no friends🚷👬and plans tonight🙇⛺️because you're an unlikeable🙍cumstain 🎩☔️who repels everybody away like opposite poles💈⚠️on a magnet. | |
| The next 🔜time you comment💬👤 like a fucking moron,😒ask yourself "would I rather write this useless comment💬or would I rather clean 💦my fucking act🎭up and stop being a little shitter💩👍". My🎊 New Years🎉resolution is to never 👻have the misfortune👲of you coming💦 acros➡️any more➕of my comments and throwing up your shitty 💩😒insight at me.👐😂💯 | |
| Now that Dickcember🍆🍆🍆🍆 is almost over it’s time for 2016 to CUM💦💦💦💦💦💦. We will reign in the new year with the dropping ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇ of our balls😩😩😩😩😩😩🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿. Chop down that old christmas wood🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 and put out your flames🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 and get ready to party into 20DICKteen🍻🍸🍻🍻🍸🍻🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉. Hopefully your new year will start off with a BANG 💥💥💥💥😩🌽😩🌽. Send this to your freakiest new year bitches 👀🍆👀🍆👀 for good luck into the CUMMING year 💯💯💯❤️❤️ Get 5️⃣ back and you a lame ass stuck in 2008 bitch🙈😫🙈😫🙈, get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you a badass looking for some thick COCK😏🍆🍆💯🍆🔥👅get1️⃣5️⃣ back and you a horny futuristic ball 🏀🏀🏀 dropper ready for a pile of fresh2016 DICKS😫🙏🏿🙏🏿👅😍💯🙌🏿🍆😩 | |
| My 😍DADDY😍 makes me 💦WET💦 my 😙 DADDY😙 makes me 😻 SQUISHY 😻 my ❤DADDY❤ makes me 🐷squeal🐷 when he 🍆💦🍆puts it in🍆💦🍆 my 🍑TUSHY🍑 he's calling me a 😈WHORE😈 he makes me 🐶 beg🐶 4 😋MORE😋 he makes me 👅lick👅 💦CUMMIES💦 😖right off of the floor 😖 🆗 one 🕛time🕛 🙋 💋daddy💋 left 🙋 and I😮 slipped 😮 on the floor THE 💦CUMMIES 💦💀KILLED ME💀 😭😭😭 now I can't get any more😭😭👻👻👻 | |
| find mr skeltal to get his dootiest treasure | |
| 👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽💀👽👽👽👽 | |
| find the calsium for strong bones | |
| 🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍼🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶 | |
| find the trumpet to be blessed by mr skeltal | |
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| now updoot this comment or u will bcom fuccboi | |
| 😄haha😅😅 lol that's hilarious bro 😅😅😆😆😆 HAHAHAHHA 😩 OMG I can't stop 🚫 laughing 😫😫😫😫😫😫 HOLY FUCKIN SHIT 😲😲😲 I laughed so hard at that that I died!!1!1!!! OMG 😲😲 I"M FUCKIN DEAD-wait I see a light 💡 👼 OMG I'm an angel 👼 I'm going to Heaven 😶 Holy shit it's god!! 🌝 Hey god 😀 have I been a good devoted follower?🙏 🌝 no, u scrolled past that 👍Like if u love 😍 Jesus facebook post, so ur ass is goin to hell son 😱no please goD no 😟😟😟 OH NO I"m falling into hell 💥🔥🔥🔥😰🔥🔥🔥 It's so hot 😰 😱 Holy fuck it's satan 😈 Hey u little fuccboi u wanna fuck 👄the dark lord? 😍😍Hell yeah satan 😈 turn around and present me ur anus 🍑🕳 😉😉 oh yeah stick ur big throbbing horn in my tight asshole satan 🍆 🍑🕳 😈 yeah u like that ☺️oh fuck👍 yeah👍👍👌👌 satan that feels so good 😝😝😝 OH FUCK YEAH IT FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD 💓 OH 😋😆 FUCk 😝😝 YES AH 😝 AHHHH😝 OOHHH YEAH!😍😍 😈u want me to cum on ur ass u little slut 😍oh yes give me 💦💦 cummies 💦💦 satan! 😈 here it fucking cums(lol haha get it)😈🍆💦💦💦 😛yeah let me lap those cummies up like a cat 🐱 drinking milk 🍼satan😈🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦💦😨 holy shit 💦💦💦 2 😫😫 many 😈🍆💦💦💦cummies💦💦💦😫💦💦💦💦 I'm drowning in cummies 💦💦💦💦💦😲💦💦💦 holy shit I died from too many cummies!😱😲 | |
| Being daddie's 👸 princess and getting 👅💦💦 cummies is cool 👍👍👌 but remember too many 💦💦cummies 💦💦 is not 🙅🙅 good make sure ur daddy 👱 is responsible 👍👍 with his cummies or else u die 💀💀 and death means no more cummies 💦💦🚫👎😱 | |
| 🚨🚨🚨 WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO 🚨🚨🚨 YOU ARE BEING DETAINED 💀💀🎺💀 FOR BEING AWAKE DURING REAL SPO0KY HOURS 🕐💀 PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR REAL SPO0KY REGISTRATION 💀 BY SMASHING THE MOTHAFUCCIN UPDOOT BUTTON 🙉🎺💀 NO FUCCBOIS REAL SKELTONS ONLY!! IT DONT MATTER IF YOU DOOTING OR WHAT 💯💯💯 | |
| I found a dildo in my mom's closet when I was 7 😔😔 shit was scary 😔😔 'cause I thought it was a real 😯 I ain't know 😣 I thought it was a real nigga dick in the closet 😢 and I wasn't out searchin' 👀 for dicks 👷 the dick found me 😩 I was in the closet lookin' for snacks 😢 I saw a penis 😔 shit was huge 😔 .. and I was scared boy 😰 I ain't know what to do 😢 . . . so I took it and put it in my shoe box and waited for my dad to come home from work 😐😐 I had to tell somebody 😐 you don't just FIND dicks everyday in the closet 😢😢 and I didn't just put it in the shoebox and walk away 😐 no 😐 it was too risky 😐 . . . I carried that muhfucka with me everywhere I went 😢 .. my brother said ". . . What's in the box CJ---" "NOT DICK 😩" 😐😐 And I think that sorta gave it away 😐 bit I ain't know no better 😐 I was 7 😢 .. I'm in the bathroom takin shits next to the dick 😐😐 eatin' cereal with the muhfucka 😐😐 I asked the dick if it was hungry 😐😐 . . . Then finally my dad comes home 😐😐 I said "Dad follow me 😐" .. I went in the garage 😐😐 I put the box on the table 😐😐 I said "Dad there's a peterwhacker in the package 😐" . . . He said "What 😐" "THERE'S A DICK IN THE BOX DAD I DON'T KNOW HOW IT GOT THERE 😩" .. my dad opened the box, he said "What the fuck 😣 .. CJ where you find this at!" I said "I don't know dad 😐 it was in the box with the shoes you got me 😐" .. he said "CJ . . . Where 😐😐 did you get 😐😐 the peterwhacker 😐😐" .. "It was in mom's closet dad 😣 I was lookin' for snacks 😩" .. I snitched 😢 And I still thought my mom was goin' to jail for cuttin' a nigga dick off and puttin' it in the closet 😢 | |
| So me and my dad in the living room .. my dad standing up, waitin' for my mom to come home with the dick behind his back 😐😐😐 like this was normal 😐 I said "Dad I don't think you should hold it like that 😐" he said "SHUDDUP CJ" 😐😐 My mom unlock the door, my dad throw it at her 🍆😲 it her lip 😲 .. he said "WTF IS THAT TASHA !" .. my mom had groceries in her hand too 😐 she said "What" .. he said "THE BIG ASS DICK CJ FOUND IN YA CLOSET ! HE PUT IN HIS SHOEBOX" 😲😲😲😲 oooh you snitchin' ass muhfucka 😲😲 I trusted you 😲😲 you bald 😲😲 pecan head muhfucka 😲😲 my mom looked right at me 😐 .. "WTF YOU DOING IN MY CLOSET CJ!" .. 😐😐 I said "WHY YOU CUTTING PEOPLE PETERWHACKERS 🍆 OFF MOM" .. sonn 😲 when I tell you she beat my ass with that peterwhacker boy 😢 like I ain't even do nothin' 😢 I was so mad 😢 I called the cops 😐 I said "Hello 😐 yeah my mom got somebody dick her closet 😐" .. I snitched 😐 I had to 😐 she beat my ass with the dick, what was I supposed to do 😢 | |
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| Woah💦 Woah💦 Woah💦 Hold on💦 Stick em UP🙆🙆🙆🙆 THAT'S RIGHT🔫 THIS IS A ROBBERY🔫 Hand over the CUMMIES🔫💦💦 and no DADDY😫👨😨 gets hurt 📨Send this to your naughtiest👄 little 👄partners in crime 😏🔫😏🔫 and you'll get 💰💰💰SACKS💰💰💰 OF CUMMIES🍆💦💦💦 | |
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| there is nothing😃 😃 😃 left in my soul💦💦but cummies💦daddy tore it from me😃💦💦💦😙 😙 😙 i am a shallow cummie bank💦💦💦💦💦💦❤️ ❤️ | |
| with no personality💯💯💯🆘🆘 please help me😂 😂 the cummies are causing my skin to become necrotic🍆🍑🙈💦💦 there is blood everywhere😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 cummies💦 | |
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| Now when I'm very good 👶👶 and do what daddy 👨👨 asks... 😇 I'm daddy's 👨👨 little 👌👌 angel! 👼 👼 and he gives me facial masks 😋😋😋 but when I'm very bad 😈😈 and answer back in sass... 🙊🙊 I'm daddy's little 👌👌 devil! 😈 and he has to fuck me 😩😩 in the ass 🍑👈👈👈👈😍 | |
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| [OC] 🔥💞Papi💏 had a little🙌 kitty😻🙀😽 whos cummy💧👈 was white⚪ as snow❄⛄☁☔ and anytime Papi's👦 cock🐓😵got bigger⬆🙈 his little girl 👶👼👪 was sure👍to blow 💨👅👄👌 I cant🚫🙅live without you Papi!💞💖 You make me ah💦 ah 💦cummy!!😍😩😚 let me lick👅 you up ⬆⬆ and fill my tummy! Send 💌💋💬 this to your 💟one💯TRUE 💯Papi or be an orphan👲💩 for 18 years 🔫😦😩👎😱✨💦💦 Papi | |
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| 👉yoU😞 cant✖ 💃live🏃🏃 your wh🌏le 🐟🐶life👤🙉 ⤵behind🔙 your 📲PHONE📱📞☎📠 😎💯brooo🆒, you just ✖❌🙅NoT‼❕‼ gonna 👦you cant👎👎👎 DO 👆👇THAT👉👈. you gOtTA 💋✨🌌LIIVE💦👌 in the 👇⌚NOW👍 YOu know⁉⁉⁉✔ | |
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| ☢☠☢☠☢☠☢☠☢☠ cancerous post cancer౦us pOst☢ thats 💩 some 👾👾sam 💉pepper shit right☢☢there☢☢☢ right💩there 💩💩if i do ƽaү so my leukemic self 💀 i say so 💀 this thread is a fucking chernobyl right here right here (chorus: ^only ^cockroaches ^here ) mMMMMᎷМ💀 ☢☢ ☢ НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ☢ ☢☢ ☢ 💀 ☢ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☢☢ Cancerous shit | |
| Imma Buss Ah Nut 🍆 In Yu💦💦👅😛 Yu Kno 🤔 Ion Trust 🙅🏾🚫 No Hoes 💁🏾❌😮 I Juss Be Fucckin 🍆🔥👉🏿👌🏿 My Broes 😂😂👫 No Homo 🚫👨❤️💋👨🙊💤👀 I Diccked Down 🍆🍆💦 Tha Whol Squad 👅👀💋😍😍 We Been Fucckin 😂😎😩😻 Since 👌🏿✊🏿 Da Fif Grade 🍆🍑⏰💞 I Nut On They Lip 👀🍆💦😛😛 N They Fucc My Ass 🍆🍑😍😍😏 Dey Dicc 🍆😝 Me Down Raw 👊🏿👊🏿 Like 😍😍😘🙌🏿👌🏿 | |
| I sexually👨❤️💋👨 Identify as an Attack Helicopter 🔫👊💥🚁 . Ever since 🕒🕟⬅ I was a boy 👦 I dreamed 😴🏨💤💭 of soaring 🚁 over 🔝the oilfields 💧🏭 dropping hot sticky loads ⬇⬇🔥🔥💦💦🍭💯💯 on disgusting 😝 😝foreigners👨👧👨👧👦👨👦. People 👥 say 💬 to me 😧 that a person being a helicopter 👤➡🚁 is Impossible❌❌ and I’m fucking 🏩💦💦💦 retarded 💫👀👃👅💫 but I don’t care 😎❌❌❌, I’m beautiful💄👓😚💎. I’m having a plastic surgeon 🔨😷✂ install rotary blades🌀🌀🌀🌀, 3⃣0 mm cannons 🔫 and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles 🔥🔥🔥🔥🚀🚀 on my body👤. From now on 🕚➡🕦 I want you guys 👥 to call me 📱💬 “🇦️🇵️🇦️🇨️🇭️🇪️” and respect 👌👍👌 my ➡️right➡️ to kill 💀🔥🔥🚀💀🔫💀💀💀💣💣💀💀 from above 🔝 and kill 💀🔫 needlessly ❓❓❓. If you 👉 can’t accept ❌👎❌👎 me you’re a heliphobe ❌🚁❌ and need to check ✔ your vehicle 🚐🚑🚲🚠🚓🚛🚖🚁🚇 privilege. Thank you ✌ for being so understanding. ❌➡✔ | |
| 👋🏼👋🏼💅🏼HAYYY U 🎀PASTEL GRASS ASS BITCH!✨ ⚠️GUESS 💁🏻WHAT TODAY IS?? IT'S THE 💦CUMMING💦 OF CHRIST!!😱😭🙌🏼 ITS TIME ⏰ TO GET 🏃🏽YOUR ASS🏇🏼 TO ⛪️CHURCH⛪️ AND 😏 🙏🏼PRAY🙏🏼 FOR THAT SWEET DICK!! 😤☺️ 👏🏼ALL 👷🏼THE DADDIES👴🏾 ARE HIDING 👀 THEIR EGGS 👱🏽👳🏾...🙋🏻🙎🏽🙆🏼 LOOK 👀 HARD😫 SO YOU CAN GET THE SPECIAL PRIZE.. 😛 (DICK!!)💦 🌈🐰HOP ON A COCK🌽 COS YOU’RE GONNA BE GETTIN 👏🏼 IT 👏🏼 IN 👏🏼 😘 LIKE RABBITS🐇🌻 TONIGHT!!🎆 🚨🚨THEN ITS TIME FOR THE 💓EASTER 😉 PEG 🔑HUNT! 🍆🍌🍡TURN YOUR MAN 🙇🏻 AROUND🔃COS YOURE☝🏼️👌🏼 GONNA BE DEEP✔️ INSIDE✔️ HIS HOLY SUNDAE!! 🍧🔙🔛🔝💪🏼 🌷SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR 💪🏼SLUTTY BUNNIES🐰 AND 🐣CHURCH-GOING CHICKS!!🐥 🔮🐓 IF U GET 1⃣ BACK YOURE A 💐EASTER💐 BAE-SKET.💗 IF U GET 5⃣ BACK 😮 YOURE A PLASTIC EGG 🐣 PUTA. 👊🏼😤😲 IF U GET 🔟 BACK YOURE THE 🙏🏼✨HOLY SPIRIT✨🙏🏼 OF DICK!!🙌🏼🙌🏼👏🏼 | |
| AS A MAN👦🏾👦🏽👦🏿💪🏿 | |
| 🚨IT IS YOUR JOB 👉🏿🔨👔💼🚨 | |
| TO PUT | |
| A 👏🏾WOMAN👏🏾 IN👏🏾 HER👏🏾 PLACE👏🏾💯 | |
| WHAT IS HER PLACE⁉️👀 | |
| 1ST PLACE✨☝🏿🔛🔝😍😍😍👸🏿💘💏👑👰🏾💍💖😩😩😩✨ | |
| 📣😉Shoutout📣😉 to my 🌟💸☕Starbucks🌟💸☕ SLUTS 🍆💦😍 This⬇💁 go౦ԁ sHit👌💯 right 👄💅 here 😉😉 👉goes👉 📨out📨 to 👉👉U👈👈!!1 it doesn't ❌🙅❌ matter 💁 if you drink 💎IC😎ED💎 FAP😰UCCINOS or 🍫M🅾cha🍫 LATTES 💦💦, just 💭reme💭mber💭 that 💦🍆DADDY🍆💦 will 👅AL😲WA👅YS😎 give 👉👉U👈👈 goOd 🍆💨💦CUMMIES💦 to a➕dd😰 😏👅special👅💅 flavor🍉 to your😘 😍👌FAVE👍👌 ☕DRI🍵NKS☕ 😎💦😍💯 | |
| Play💏With His Balls🍒Not⛔His Feelings🌈😪✋Make His Dick Cry😻💦Not🚫⛔His Eyes👀💧😭👎Break⛔The Bed😈🍆Not His Heart💔😔✌💯 | |
| IM DELETING YOU, MR CENA!😭👋🎺 | |
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| 💯True💯 JOHN CENAS are irreplaceable 🎺I could never delete you Mr Cena!🎺 Send this to ten other 😎 Mr Cenas 😎 who give you 💪 DDTs 💪 Or never get called 👑 The Cenation Leader 👑 again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: you can't see me 🚫🚫👀 3 back: your time is now 🎺 ⏰ 5+ back: your NAME IS JOHN CENA ^(doot doot doot)🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺 | |
| IM DELETING YOU, SENPAI!😭👋 | |
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| ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Senpais are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Sempai!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Senpais👪 who give you 💦head pats💦 Or never get ☁️noticed☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no head pats for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're Senpai's childhood friend️💦 5 back: you're senpai's kanojo😽👼💦 | |
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| IT IS GETTING CLOSE 🕑🕓🕔TO THE PRESIDENTIAL PUSSY PRIMARY‼️😫💦 SOON MY DADDY 👅👅💦 DONALD TRUMP👦👦 WILL BE ABLE TO FUCK 🍆🍆😫US IN THE OVAL OFFICE🗽🗽 AND BUILD A WALL🏢 TO PROTECT US FROM HIS HUGE LOAD💦💦💦. HIS LOAN 💸💸💸FROM HIS DADDY😍😍 MAY HAVE BEEN SMALL😢😢, BUT HIS HUGE DICK ISN'T ‼️‼️🍆😩🚫SEND THIS TO 1️⃣6️⃣OF YOUR CLOSEST TRUMP LOVING TRAMPS. 👦💃IF YOU GET 5️⃣BACK, YOU'RE HELPING DADDY MAKE AMERICA WANK AGAIN🇺🇸😩💦. IF YOU GET BACK DADDY TRUMP WILL FIRE YOU 🚫🔥WITH HIS BULGING COCK ‼️🍆 | |
| today👏is👏the👏ides of march❗️❗️❗️📆😜 Julius Caesar 💬might💬 have gotten💘the knife😩 but I'm ❌NOT❌🙅 going to stab🔪🔪YOU in the back👌🙏 because you're my 👬HOMIE! send this to 1⃣5⃣ Rulers 👑of Greece that you 🚫won't🚫 stab in the back 🔪🔪 ET TU BROTE?? 🙊 | |
| I remember my first time gettin' my ass eaten 😔 .. Now hol' up ight 😐 it wasn't like that .. Me and my girl had a strict no ass eatin' policy 😢 .. I don't know how the shit happened .. Like I was layin' down on the bed .. And first Vanessa was suckin' my jong jong 🍆😩 like she was goin' in 😍 .. Then you know how they like to slide down to ya nuts 😩 .. But Vanessa ain't stop there 😐 .. Like this bitch went down to my pouch 😐 like the part between ya ass and ya nuts 😔 Like that part 😐 .. And that pouch ticklish, so I started laughin' 😭😢 she thought I liked it, so this bitch kept goin' further 😵 like this bitch got my legs up in the air just swabbin' my shit out 😩 and when I realized the situation I said "Hol' up 😐😐 you ain't gonna bitch me 😡" The plan was to roll over and kick her in the throat .. But my WHOLE body just left the bed 😵 like this bitch took over 😵 all my strength was gone 😢 this bitch was holdin' me upside by my waist and eatin' my shit like oodles n' noodles 😢 and I was mad 'cause the shit felt good 😢 I was tryna stop it 😤 I said "BITCH THIS THIS NOT SUPPOSED TO FEEL GOOD! WTF YOU DOIN" I was tryna wiggle my ass free and shit 😩finally this bitch dropped my ass 😢 by my whole ass was swabbed out 😢 like everytime I walked my ass cheeks made this *squeak squeak* sound 😢 .. I look up, this bitch Vanessa puttin' her clothes back on like she completed her mission and shit 😵 meanwhile I'm here fucked up 'cause I don't know wtf happened 😢 I said "Bitch did you just 😵😵 did you just eat my crevices 😵😵" she said "No" I said "No bitch I THINK YOU DID!" she said "Yeah whatever Calvin" 😵😵 like she was mad 'cause I knew she ate my ass .. Like I wasn't gonna find out 😐 I said "You know what, take ya shoes off and come apologize to my ass 😐" this bitch walked out like she ain't do shit 😐 I saw this bitch at school the next day, she ain't even acknowledge my ass 😐 I stood up at lunch I said "BITCH YOU JUST GONNA EAT MY ASS AND NOT RETURN MY PHONE CALLS 😡" .. the reason I said it at lunch, is 'cause she was sharin' a juice box with this new nigga at lunch 😐 nigga was sippin' out the straw 😐 I said "Yeah nigga, thass Kool-Ass you drinkin' right there nigga that ain't no Kool-Aid" then I just walked out 😐 just let him sit there with it 😐 fuck him 😡 | |
| hey you 🦃turkey🦃 lurkey slut👅👅. it's 🍂November🍂. you know what that means❓ 🕖time🕐 to gobble👏 gobble👏 gobble👏 on a big ol😜😜 dick👌💋. back in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, our main bitch💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty👙👠 pilgrims🏊🏊 had to 💦💦cum💦💦 2️⃣ America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search🕵 of new dicks to suck🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 bitches or you won't get any 💦gravy💦 this year. Get 5️⃣ back and you're a mashed potato hoe😟😟. get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you're a sexy stuffing slut😽😽. happy 🦃cock🐓 gobbling👄 thursday and get ready for big ◼️BLACK◼️ dick 🎅🏿FRIDAY🎅🏿 | |
| Hey 👋❗️you 💧 springtime ⏰☔️🌲 sluts 😉😈 It's time ⌚️to turn 🔁 ahead 🙎🏻 those COCKS 😂👀🍆🕑. Daylight 🌇👌saving 😉🙍🏻 💦time begins 🔔 on Sunday 😐☀️🌅. That ☝🏻 means 😋 LONGER 🍆😏 evenings and 😞 shorter 😐 mornings 😩😣😫. More time 🙀 to suck that ⚠️ night 🕕 time 🌃 dick 🍆🌚😻 you hoes 💁🏻👯😳😜. So send ➡️🚮 this ⬇️ to 2⃣0⃣ of your freshest 🌺 fuckbags 👉🏻👌🏻🍑😋😅🙋🏻 if you 😍 want 👄 your 🌺🌼🌻 flower 💐🌹🌸🌷 to get 😉😏watered 💦💦💦👅. Get 1⃣0⃣ back ⬅️ and 😁 you're the 👩🏻 mother 👵🏻 of all 🌼💐 March 🌻🌸 meat 🍖 wallets 🍗🍔🍑😂💯. Get 5⃣ back ⬅️ and you're 🙊☔️ a spring ☔️💐 skank 🙆🏻 in training 🚣🏻🚴🏻💧. Maybe ⏰ next ➡️ year📆, junior 😥💦 juice box💦😂. Get none 0️⃣⬅️❌ back 😭😂 and you're 💁🏻 just a 🍌🌇 summer 😨🌞 smush mitten 😈👐🏻🚿🚱😆😒😖 | |
| A spectre👻👻 is haunting👻 🌍Europe🌍 — the spectre 👻of communism☭☭☭☭. All the 💪💪powers of old Europe💪 have entered into a 🙏 holy alliance 🙏to exorcise this spectre👻👻👻: Pope 💩💩and Tsar💩👎👎, Metternich💩 and Guizot💩💩💩, French Radicals🇫🇷🇫🇷👎👎👎 and German police-spies🚮🚮🚮🚮. | |
| Where is the🎉 party🎉🎉 in opposition that has not been 😿decried😿😿 as communistic☭☭☭☭ by its 😦😦opponents in power😦? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding🔥🔥 reproach🔥🔥🔥🔥 of ☭☭☭☭communism☭☭, against the more advanced🎊 opposition parties🎊🎊🎊, as well as against its 🙅🙅🙅🙅reactionary adversaries🙅🙅? | |
| 🕑Two things🕑 result from this fact📕📕: | |
| I. ☭☭☭☭Communism☭☭ is already acknowledged by all 💪European powers💪💪 to be itself a 💪💪☭power☭💪. | |
| II. It is 🕛‼️🕛high time🕛🕛🕛❗ that ☭☭Communists☭☭☭ should openly, in the 😛😛😛face😛😛 of the 🌍whole🌍 world🌍🌍🌍, publish📕📕 their📕 views📕📕📕, their 🎯aims🎯🎯, their tendencies☭☭, and meet this 🍼nursery🍼🍼 tale🍼📕🍼 of the 👻Spectre👻 of Communism👻👻 ☭ 👻☭ with a manifesto📕📕 of the party📕🎊☭ itself. | |
| DISCLAIMER - This dank meme ~~stolen from~~ brought to you part by /r/FULLCOMMUNISM | |
| So ur with ur honey😀😁 and yur making 💕💋out wen the 📞phone🔔 rigns. U anser it 😒n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?"😲😲 U tell ur girl n she say ⚠"my dad is ded".⚠🎢 THEN WHO WAS PHONE?😰😟😣 | |
| 💀🐴💀🐴💀🐴💀🐴💀🐴 dead horse dead hOrse thats 🐎 some dead🐴🐴horse right🐴🐴there🐴🐴🐴 right🐎there 🐎🐎if i do ƽeigh so my self 🏇 i neigh so 🏇 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🏇 🐴🐴 🐴НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🐴 🐴🐴 🐴 🏇 🐴 💀💀💀🐴🐴Dead horse | |
| 🍔🍟🍔 IT'S MACKDONALDS TIME🍗🍗🍔 You have been visited by the legendary RONALD MCDONALD, master of BURGER 🍗🍔🍔🍗🍟 Upbeetis this within 3 seconds or you'll never have BURGER without HEARTBURN 🍔🍟🍟 | |
| HOLD ON ✋HOLD ON✋HOLD ON ✋✋WAIT A SECOND 👉⏱⏲⏱👈 EVERYBODY HERE. IM THE GHETTO OPRAH 👨🏿👈🙌👵🏿👵🏿👵🏿🙌😫😩💎💰💸💵YOU KNO WHAT DAT MEAN🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 YOU GET A FUR 🙈🙉🙊😨😱💁🏻😱😱😱 YOU GET A FUR 😭😲🙈🦁🦁😱😱😱YOU GET A JET ✈️✈️YOU GET A JET ✈️✈️BIG BOOTY BITCH FOR YOU 😜🍑😜😜😚👯👯👯💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻🍑WOOOOOOOOOOO😫😫😫😫😫😫😫 | |
| OHHhoHooHOoHhOOhHooooo slow down thERE FUCKOS!✋💃ITS THE BIG😏🍆BAD😈WOLF HERE TO BLOW YOU😮😮😮😮😫😫dOWN!! YOU PIGS🐷🐖🐽THOUght I wouldNT WANNA bloW💨SOME SUCCULENT MEAT🍗🍖LIKE YOURS. BUT ILL HUFF😩AND ILL PuFF😩😩🌿AND ILL BLOW THAT HOUSE🏠DOWN. ILL BLOW so HarD😖YOU'LL BE CREAMED WHEN IM DONE😩😩😣😩😣😩💦 | |
| forgive english, i am Russia🇷🇺🇷🇺. | |
| i come 💦💦💦 to study 📚📚🔬 clothing 👕👕👕 and fashion 💋👠👓💄💅 at American🇺🇸🇺🇸 university🏦🏦. i am here little time ⌛^🕚 and i am very hard stress🔥😡😡💨. i am gay 👨❤️💋👨👨❤️💋👨 also and this very difficult for me❌😡😡😡❌, i am very religion person⛪⛪. i never act to be gay 👨❤️💋👨 with other men 👨 before. but ➡after➡ i am in america🇺🇸🇺🇸 6 weeks 📆📆 i am my friend together 👥💍💒 he is gay also👨❤️💋👨👨❤️💋👨. He was show me American🇺🇸🇺🇸 fashion 👤👉💋👠👓💄💅 and then we are kiss 💋💦💘. | |
| We sex together👥🏩💋💋💞💦💦💦💖. I never ❌❌❌ ⬅before⬅ now am tell my mother 😕💬💬 😡 about gay 👨❤️💋👨 because i am very shame 😩😦😕. As i fock 👥🏩💖 this American🇺🇸🇺🇸 boy 👦 it is very good 😋😋💦✔✔ to me 😋 but also i am feel so guilty 😩😩❌❌. I feel extreme guilty 😩😩❌❌ ✖💯 as I begin orgasm 😍💥💥💨👦. I feel so guilty 😩😩❌❌ that I pick up my telephone 😩✊📱 and call Mother 👩 in Russia🇷🇺🇷🇺. I awaken her 🏨🏨😴💤💤. It too late 🕚🕚🕚 for❌❌stopping❌❌ so I am cumming sex 💦💦🏩. I am very upset 😩😩 and guilty 😩😩❌❌ and crying 😭😭, so I yell her 😭😭📢📢📢💬, "I AM CUM 💦💦 FROM SEX 🏩💖🏩" (in Russia🇷🇺🇷🇺). She say what😐❓ I say "I AM CUM 💦💦 FROM SEX🏩💖🏩" and she say you boy 👉👦, do not marry American girl ❌❌👨💍⛪❤️👩, and I say "NO ❌❌❌ I AM CUM 💦💦 FROM SEX 🏩💖🏩 WITH MAN 👨👨, I AM IN ASS ⭕ , I CUM IN ASS💦🍩" and my mother 👩 very ✖💯 angry me 😒💨💥👊💢. She not get scared ❌😮 though. | |
| I hang up phone 😩✊🔝📱 and am very ✖💯 embarrass 😨👎. My friend also he is very embarrass 😨👎. I am guilt 😩😩❌❌ and feel very stupid 😵😵. I wonder, why do I gay with man 👥💖🏩❓ But I continue ⏩⏩ because when it spurt 💦💦🍩 it feel very good ✔✔😌 in American🇺🇸🇺🇸 ass 🍩. | |
| HELLO GUYS 👋👋🖕 THIS HERE 👆 YES RI🖕GHT HE🎯RE 👆👇👉 IS SOME BRAND NEW ♻♻♻ M😎E😎M😎E😎 🖕🖕 DO NOT 🚫🚫 TRY TO 💂 STEAL 💰🏃🏼 🚶🏼 THIS SHIT 👌🏻💩 SEND✉➡📬 MEMES TO BE COOL 👌🏻😎😎AS ICE❄❄(iceice)⛄⛄ | |
| Fieri me the FLAVOR up 👌👅👌👅👌👅👌👅👌👅 good taste go౦ԁ tAste👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌taste right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do cook so my self 💯 i cook so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👅 👅 👅 👌👌Good taste | |
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| Water... 💧💦🌊 Earth... 🌎⚰⛰ Fire... 🔥☀️💥 Air. 🌪💨🌬 Long ago, 🕐🕜🕠 the 4️⃣ nations 🇦🇺🇸🇻🇩🇪🇱🇷 lived 2️⃣gether in harmony. 😊❤️ Then everything changed 😨😰 when the Fire 🔥💥 Nation 🇱🇷 attacked. ⚔💣😱 Only the Avatar, master of all 4️⃣ elements 💦🔥🌎🌪 could stop🚦them. But when the world 🌎🌍🌏 needed him most, he vanished. 😵 A hundred 💯 years 📅 passed and my brother 👦🏽 and I 👸🏽 discovered the🆕 Avatar 😊😌, an airbender 🌪🌬 named Aang. 😎🆒 And although his airbending🌪🌬 skills are great, 👍🏼👌🏼 he still has a lot to learn ✏️📝 before he's ready to save any1️⃣. 😀😀😀But I believe Aang can save the world. 😇🌎🌏 | |
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| 💯💯hOHoHOHHHHMYFUCkking GOFD 😂😂😂 DUDE 👌i AM 👉LITERALLY👈 iN 😂TEARS😂 RIGHT NOW BRo 👆👇👉👈 hHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ✌️👌👍 TAHT WA SO FUCKIN G FUNNY DUd 💧💧😅😂💦💧I cAN NOT FUCKING BELIEV how 💯FUNny 👌👍💯thta shit wa s 👀👍😆😂😂😅 I 👦 CAN NOT ❌ bRATHE 👃👄👃👄❌❌ / HELP ❗️I NEEd 👉👉 AN a m b u l a n c e🚑🚑 SSSooOOoo00000oOOOOOøøøØØØØØ fUCKING FUNY ✔️☑️💯💯1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣😆😆😂😂😅 shit man ❕💯💯🔥☝️👌damn | |
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| 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 DJs are irreplaceable 🔑I could never delete you DJ Khaled!🔑 Send this to ten other 🎧DJs🎧 who give you 💰$1,000💰 Or never get called 👫loyal👫 again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no houses for you 🏠🚫 3 back: you're loyal💰👫 5 back: you're DJs girl👫🔑🎧 10+ back: you smart💭💭🎤🎤🔑🔑 | |
| 💻📊💻📊💻📊💻📊💻📊 VLOOKUP me the FUCK up 💻 thats 📒 some Excel-lent💻💻shit right💻💻th 💻 ere💻💻💻 right📒there 📒📒if i do 📊 ƽaү so my selｆ📒 i say so my 💻💻se 💻💻lf 📊 ledger en trie 📊 s 📊 📒 thats some verti📒 c a l 💻 shit right there 📊 right there (chorus: table_array) mMMMMᎷМ 📒 💻💻 💻 mmMmicr o sO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒft 💻 💻💻 💻 📒 💻 📊 📊 📊 📒 💻💻Vertical shit | |
| 💣🕛💣🕜💣🕝💣🕞💣👀🕙🕑 bomb clock boMb cLock💣 thats ⏰ a🕛 bomb ass 🕑💣⏰clock right💣💣there🕞💣🕙 right⏰there 💣💣i built it my self 👳 i built it 👳 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ👳 💣🕞 💣НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🕑💣⏰⏰ 💣 👳 💣 👀⏰🕙🕐 💣💣Bomb clock | |
| I saw mister👨 willy 👨🍫wonka 😍😥💦 he said👄💦💬 hey charlie 👦👦 wanna Get a sneak 🙈👀 peak 🙊👀 at my 🍫 factory 🏫? I went inside 🚪and he led 🚸 me to ➡ his BIG dark 🌚🌑🌃 lair 😍 I asked 🙎😣 where's? 😾😲¿ the chocolate 🍫?? I looked 👀 @ Willy 👨🙉 , He bent 📎 me over 😨😓 and tickled 💦my pretty💁 pretty 👱 doughnut hole 🍩💦😩😍 "Its in here 😵😱💩👌👈" he said stretching my tight ❎ bumhole open 🍑⚪ Daddy! I screamed 😰😥 give me milk🍼🍆💦 chocolate!😍 🍫💩 I grabbed his slippery ☔ cock🍆🌽🍌 and shoved it in me 😤🙉 daddy wonka spanked 💪😍✋😥 and pumped ⛽ his way to my 🌝 golden 💰 ticket 💳, writhing 😥 in pain 💢💥 he slowed to a pause 🚫✋ it was cumming 😍😵😨 daddy wonka filled me up ⛽🚗 with his cummies 😭🍆💦🔥😩 and whispered in my 👂👅 "heres your milk chocolate"🍆💦😸👨💩🍼 | |
| 👀🔥DAMN🔥👀 👌🔱🏃DANIEL🔱👌🏃 😱 BACK😱 AT IT 🎓AGAIN♻ WITH 👀THE 👞WHITE👞 😂👏 VANS 👏😂💯👀🔥SEND👞 THIS ✋TO 5 ✋🏃PEOPLE OR ELSE👀🔥YOUR 😂VANS👞 WILL GET DIRTY👞😩 | |
| Emojis 😄 are ✋for normies👺👹🇰🇵! Do not fucking👫 insert a cancerous🏥🏥 looking👀👀 face👱 into texts📱! You're 👋probably standing🚶 there with a straight face 😐😐😐😐anyway, and otherwise, explain your emotion in words📕📗📙📘, or use a emoticon. But not👎👎👎👎 an emojis😎😆😑😅😜😇😟😁!!!! this is cancerous🏥🏥!!!! all of you fucking normies😀😀😀 on my fucking 💩posts💩 with so many fucking emojis👺. it doesnt make sense💯. it's not cute🐸, it's not adorable🌚, just fucking cancerous🏥🏥!!!! especially when you use more➕ than 1️⃣ since when can you have several 3️⃣face expressions😀😄😊😌😚🤓 at the same time⏱⏱? you can't👎. so don't🖐 . your face😀 never looks like those emojis 💯💯👌👌anyways. so WHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! ❗️❗️❓you people make me want to KILL🔫 MYYSEELLFFFF😀!!!!! this world 🌅🌄🏜🏖⛲️🗻🏔⛰is officially over with👌💯👎!!!!! | |
| ❗️‼️ IT'S THE 🎐CHINESE🎎 NEW 🎊YEAR🎉 BITCHES😱😱😱‼️❗️‼️ If u were born👶 in the Year 🙊of 🐒the 🙉Slutty🐒 😏🙈Monkey🐵 🎆🎇CONGRATULATIONS🎉🎊 cuz😨 YOU'RE ONE 😉NAUGHTY😘 🐒MISCHIEVOUS🐵 😏😏SLUT🍆🍑!! yall be 👼blessed👼 with 👴NEW👲 👳DADDIES👮 and 🍆NEW🌽 🍌DICKS🍠! so GRAB ur 🍀LUCKY🍀 🍆✨'CHARMS'🍆🌟 🐵SHOVE IT🐒 ⬆️😩UR😫 😫😨ASS😱 and ✔️GET✔️ 💯READY💯 to 😨JUMP😱 from 🍆DICK🍍2⃣🍌DICK🌽 2⃣ start this YEAR⭐️ w/ a 💥BANG💥💦💦!! also 🙈DON'T🙉 🙊FORGET😇😇 4 good luck🍀🍀 Remember to❤️💚🐵 FUCK!🍆🍆🍆🍑💦💧💦😝 Send this to 2⃣0⃣ of ur 😈😇COCK🍆👄 🍌🙉GOBBLING🍌👅👅💦💦 🙈🐵MONKEYHONKEYS🙊🙉 that are 🐒🐒🐒celebrating this New 😝CHINESE😛 year with ✨NEw 👴👴👴CHINESE 🌽COCKS🌽. Get 4⃣ back & u're 1💙💚 magnetic THOT😙🍆💦😂 Get 9⃣ back & u'll hav good 💦🍀FUCK🐒SHUI🍀💦 for all ur 👴👴chinese🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳daddies👴👴 get 2⃣0⃣ back ✌️Peace✌️ 🍃Prosperity🍀 🍆Daddies🍆 and 💦☂Cummies💦😝 will cum 2⃣ U😍😍😍 in 🙊🙈🙉ALL🐵🐒 🌋ELEMENTS🌌❄️ 🎎SHAPES🍍 AND 😱SIZES😱😱!! HURRY up‼️❗️ cuz this year only 💦💦cums💦💦 every 1⃣2⃣ YEARS!😱😨😨😨 HAPPY😊 🎎CHINESE👱👴FUCKING😍🍆🍑💦✨🌟 ✨🎉NEW💖 🎉YEAR🎊🎊 and 😏😏GET🐵🐒 READY😏😏 for 💖💖VALENTHOT'S💘💞💕 👼DAY💦💦❗️💗‼️ | |
| 😤☁️😤☁️😤☁️😤☁️😤☁️ vape shit vape sHit👌 thats 💨 some sub-ohm👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right💨there 💨💨if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 😤 😤 😤 👌👌vApe shit | |
| ☝👆👆🙆OH MY GOD🙏☝THIS!!!👆👍🙌I LITERALLY😏😜CAME💦HERE😰💨😎TO POST📩📝💬📲THIS💻👆☝EXACT👌🙈😏COMMENT📄📬📨 | |
| pass 8th grade 🎮🎭 | |
| do sex 😛😛😛 | |
| smoke wheat 😈😇 | |
| partayyyyyyy 🍺🍻🔫 | |
| ❝ mmMMMM u know whAT REALLY GETS me gOIN 💯💯‼️😩🔥💦 is thEM ALIENS 👾👾🚀 up in that GALAx Y 🌠🌠🚀☄ where that mmMMMMmm MILKY 💦💦🍼😏😏 waY IS‼️ they CUM 👅💦😩 here to ABDUCT US 😱😱 seND THis to 6️⃣9️⃣ 😏💦 of your fELLOW hUMANS 👯👫👬👭 and jusT MAYBe u will get proBED 👉👌👀 with that THICC ALIEN DICK 👾👾🍆🍆👀👌💦🔥🔥😩😩😏 👅 IF U DONT❌🚫, the alien DADDIES 👾👀👅👌 will DROP U OUT THE SPACESHIP 👋🚀🕳👈😱😱😰 and you will be left floatING in SPACE 🌌😫😖 with no EXTRATERRESTRIAL DICK ❞ | |
| IM STUMPING YOU, TRUMP!😭👋 | |
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| ███████████] 99% complete..... | |
| 🚫ERROR!🚫 | |
| 💯True💯 ✔Trumps 💃👴 are unstumpable 💖I could never stump you Trump!💖 Send this to ten other 👴💃Trumps👴💃 who make 🇺🇸🇺🇸America🇺🇸🇺🇸 great 👍 again Or never stump 👞 again | |
| any women want to get 🍙🍕dinner🍟🍔 on valenti💕ne's day im a 👌😊nice guy😇😇/ 🎩👔enlightened gentlesir👔🎩/ 📐📖scholar 📖📏📐. I do🙅n't use drugs💊💉 or dr🍺ink and I'll treat you ➡right➡. When the night🌃🌒🌌🌚 is over we can just ☁❄chill❄☁ and listen to some roma💟💖💗💘ntic 💿🎧🎵🎶🎼music💿🎧🎵🎶🎼 and I'll take you 🏠home🏡 but if you want we can get a little 🍆🍑dirty🍑🍆 and get some 🌊💦💦c u m m i e s 💦💦🌊. 😂😭😂 anyways 😂 if you're do⬇wn hmu 💌 haha maybe we'll go somewhere 💍💐💒💐💍 | |
| HEY!!👋🏽👋🏽! im sndin this 2 U🤘🏼🤘🏼! cause u got some nice HONKIN titties🔊🔊!!! good job on being born WitH som A1💯😍💯TITS🍅🍅. send this to the 1st Prson U think has som 💯NICE💯 tits or get ur tits 🔪cut🍴 ✂️✂️off!✂️ if u get 2 back ur a boob goob🍭🍘! if u get 5 back ur at titty city🕍🍅⛪️!!! | |
| WEE WOO 🚨🚨🚨 YOU ARE BEING DETAINED 👮🏻👮🏻👮🏻 FOR BEING AWAKE DURING REAL DADDY HOURS 🕐👌🍑😬 PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR REAL DADDY REGISTRATION 🍆🍑💕BY SMASHING THAT MOTHAFUCCIN PUSSY👅👄💋❤❤ REAL PRINCESSES ONLY!! IT DONT MATTER IF YOU UP GIVIN CUMMIES OR WHAT 💦💦😍😍💯💯💯 | |
| 💩🚩💩🚩💩🚩💩🚩shit post shit pOst💩 thats ✔ some shit 💩 post right💩💩there🚩🚩🚩 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 💩🚩💩🚩WWEEEEEEEww^www shit post | |
| Happy 2️⃣0️⃣th ANALversary 🎉🎈🎁my PokéTHOTS👯. On this day📅 in 1️⃣9️⃣9️⃣6️⃣, we had to pick between BulbaSLUT 🐸🍀🍃, COCKmander 🐲🔥💥, or SQUIRTle 🐢💧🌊, then we all needed money💵💴💶💷 for some GOLD🏅 and SILVER🍴 so we got our RUBY♦️ pussies popped till they were SAPPHIRE🔷 by our Sugar Daddy's 👴🏽 dick that was hard as DIAMONS💎 ready to give us a PEARL⚪️ necklace. Whether BLACK💁🏿 or WHITE🙋🏼, we all pray🙏🏽 to our lord, Ar-CUMMIES🐴💦 for some ❌ rated fun (none of that 🌱 rated shit) Send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of your kinkiest PokéTHOTS👯 Get 0️⃣ back and Team COCKet🚀💦 will steal all of your PokéBALLS😱 Get 5️⃣ back and you'll be CUMpion👸🏽 of the PokéTHOT👯 League Get 🔟 back and your ass will be RED❤️ and BLUE💙tonight Get 2️⃣0️⃣ back and your Sugar Daddy👴🏽 will be helping you "Catch 'Em All" 😏 from when the SUN🌞 cums up to when the MOON🌚 goes down | |
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| 🎶Dashing💨 through the cum 💦💧👅👅 in a one WHORES💃💃 open legs👐, over🔁 the clit we go, moaning 😫 all the way. Balls🍆 in buttholes ring, making spirits bright🔥🔥, what fun it is to ride 🚀that dick 🍆💦and jizz😩💦 on her all night, HOE!!!! 🎶jingle clit jingle clit jingle all the way➡️, oh what fun it is to ride🚴 that big black dick 🍆all day HEY jingle clit jingle clit jingle all the way😝 oh what fun it is to fuck 👉👌and lick 👅💦her jizz away. Send this to 👉1⃣2⃣🍆 of your sluttiest😝🍆💃 dickmas cock suckers🍆👅 in 6⃣9⃣ sexonds or Santa won't cum😩👊💦 for you this HOEliday season!! If you get 5 back ⬅️you're a frosty cum slut. ❄️⛄️If you get 10 back you're a peppermint pussy princess .🍭😼👸 If you get 15 back you're a candy cane clit licker👄👅. Have a merry merry clitmas and a slutty new year!!!!!!!!!!🎅🎄🎁🍆😩💦🍆👅 | |
| I can't have sex with more than 1 other person in the bed 😐 .. Ight I don't know how y'all niggas do the shit .. I tried it twice, so I know 😐 .. the first time, I was 15 and my friend Ty was 17 .. Ty brought this girl over .. like this beatiful ass black girl 😍.. but she had her booty cheeks out and shit, I said "Damn 😵" .. He was like "Cj, I got this girl over here . . . You wanna tag along?" I said "What?" .. he said "Tag team this bitch 😈" I said "Nah bro I'm not good at wrestlin' 😐" he said "DO YOU WANNA FUCK THIS BITCH TOGETHER! DO YOU WANNA HELP ME HIT IT". . . Now first of all .. why you need help fuckin' somebody .. Like yo dick that little that you need two dicks to work together as a team 😐 .. like if I had some pussy in the crib I'd be stingy as a muhfucka "EVERYBODY GOTTA GET OUT! THERE'S A GAS LEAK IN THIS MUHFUCKA!" Just lyin' and shit 😐 .. Not Ty😐 .. this muhfucka sharin' pussy and givin' it out like he Jesus 👐😐 . . . and you know, I was 15, I couldn't say "No" to some free pussy .. I said "Sure 😀" .. Like my dick was already out, I said "where she at 😐🍆" . . . But I looked over, this nigga had his dick out too 😐 .. I said "Whoa 😐 . . . what-what you doin' bro 😐?" .. he said "We ready to fuck THIS BAD BITCH BRO ✊!" . . . See I didn't know we was fuckin' the girl AT THE SAME TIME 😢 .. and you know, seein' my friend's dick terrified me 😢 .. I said "Yo 😐 . . . maybe I should have sex with the girl .. by myself for like the first 20 minutes 😐 then you can have her" .. He said "Nah bro, she gotta leave in like 15 minutes" .. I said "Wtf .. so wtf you bring her over here for" .. Then when heard her callin' from the back room .. she said "You guys ready 😩" .. like she was expectin' some dick 😐 .. you know, so I couldn't let the pussy down 😐 .. We went in there .. my friend had instructions out 📝 .. like this muhfucka drew out HOW we was gonna fuck this girl 😐 .. This nigga was serious 😐 he drew stick figures 😐 had both of us in the pussy at the same goddamn time 😐 .. like I don't know what kinda gay shit this nigga was on . . . but I wasn't slidin' my dick in no coochie right beside this nigga .. Nigga couldn't even draw .. My arm was all deformed and shit and my neck was crooked 😢 .. then the nigga drew his dick bigger than mine 😵 .. I said "WHOA 😵" .. now I ain't measure the nigga dick or nothin' .. but the nigga dick was like 3 inches .. I saw it in my peripheral .. Nigga knew damn well my dick was bigger than his 😐 Tf you drawin' my dick for? .. But I let it go 😐 We only had like 10 minutes left, I said "Yo .. we can't both put our dick inside the pussy 😐 .. That's gay ight .. and I don't even think that's physically possible .. you better find another slot or somethin' I don't know 😐" .. So he said "Ight" .. the girl layin down on the bed, just stretched out 😳 like she good 😍 .. My Nigga Ty take his dick, just shove it in her mouth 😵 .. like he ain't give her a chance to inhale or nothin' .. I said "Nigga you a savage 😲" .. you know so I ain't take no time neitha 😢 I put the condom on .. I started fuckin' her 😩 .. I got close to bustin' a nut 😐 I couldn't do it 😐 .. This nigga Ty's ass was all in my face 😩 .. I said "YO GET YA ASS OUT MY FACE 😡 Ya ass stink 😡 .. I can't concentrate .. You need to rotate or somethin' 😓" .. Like it was his bare ass 😢 .. And I was tryna close my eyes so I couldn't see it, but I was scared .. Like I ain't wanna close my eyes and accidentally lean my head into this nigga ass 😢 so I had to stay awake .. son this nigga busted a nut and farted in my face at the same goddamn time 😲😲😲😲😲 . . . my dick went soft .. I said "TY WTF 😩" I punched his ass 😡 It was a reflex 😢 .. you know, you don't think about things when you in the moment .. You can say "I wouldn't of punched his ass" all you want 😐 .. but you weren't there when the shit happened, ight you didn't hear it like I heard it muhfucka 😢 .. I punched the shit out his ass, I said "Fuck you 😩" .. I got up, I said "I quit 😢" I walked out, I ain't even pull my pants up, my draws and shit was just around my ankles 😐 .. I went to the door to leave, I said "Hold df up 😐😐" I came back, I said "Nigga this my house 😡 both of y'all get y'all asses out and spray" he said "Bro I'm sorry--" "No fuck you, Arthur comin' on in like 20 minutes and I don't wanna see y'all 😡" .. the whole time I was talkin' tho, I still ain't pull my pants up, so I ain't look as serious as I could have 😐 but I was mad, I couldn't think 😐 this nigga Ty fucked my life up I hate. | |
| I'VE BEEN A GOOD BOY😇👦 ALL MY LIFE👤🎩. I'VE NEVER DONE DRUGS❌💯, I'VE NEVER GONE TO PARTIES🎲👀 WHERE PEOPLE DO DRUGS🚧🚔, I'VE NEVER STAYED😔 UP LATE💤💨. I'VE BEEN A GOOD🙏👼 BOY👦 | |
| I DESERVE👌👌👌 TO HAVE A GF💞👫. AND NO, I WON'T SETTLE FOR A FUCKING 💩💩0/10💩💩 GF💞👫 BECAUSE I'VE BEEN A 👌👌👌👌👌👌GOOD 🍆FUCKING🍆 BOY👌👌👌👌👌👌. IS🍆 THAT🍆 NOT🍆 WHAT🍆 WE'RE🍆 SUPPOSED🍆 TO🍆 DO?🍆 LISTEN TO 👩MOM👩 AND 👨DAD👨? I DESERVE A 9/10📈 AT 🍆FUCKING🍆 LEAST BECAUSE I'VE BEEN A GOOD😇👦 BOY FOR 🍆🍆21🍆🍆 YEARS🍆 | |
| ✌️MARCH HAS FINALLY 🌽CUM❗️💦😜‼️ AND U KNO😨😨 WHAT'S HAPPENING👀👀😱😱 🍃🌲SPRING BREAK👉👌 IS 💦💦CUMMING💦💦‼️❗️ GET URSELF PREPARED😨😱 CUZ YO 🍑ASS🍑 WONT BE SPARED😩😫💦 WHEN 👨DADDY👴 SPRINGS OUT💥👋 REMEMBER NOT TO 😱🚫SHOUT🚫😱 WHEN HE BREAKS 😏💥INTO YO COOCH💦😩😩 AND GIVES YOU🍆 👀👀❤️A SLOPPY SMOOCH💦👄❗️😂💋👌❗️‼️ SINCE SPRING BREAK😉😘 IS 👌👈SO QUICK👉👌💦 GO MAKE YO 💦🍑🍑ASS THICC🍑🍑💦 AND SEND THIS TO 1⃣5⃣ SLUTS💁💃 GETTING SOME 🍌DICK🌽 UP THEIR BUTTS🍆🍑😍💦 OR NO ONE😰😰❌❌ WILL BREAK IN🍆🍑💦 🔥🔥YO HOT SPRINGS💨💦 THIS SPRING BREAK❗️‼️‼️💦😢😢 | |
| 😄😄😘😘😍😙WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN🎅🎅❄❄🎅 SANTA😂😂 CUMS💦💦 A KNOCKIN👏👏😲😲? MAKE SURE YOUR PUSSI😻😻😻 IS A 💢💢POPPIN💢💢👌👌! QUICK!! 🎅🎅SANTAS COCK IS A😄😄 THROBBIN!!💪💪💛💛 GROW😋😋 PAPI GROW😋😋 PAPI GROW😝😝 GROW😍😍 GROW😘😘, SOON THAT DICC CANT GROW 🚫🚫NO MORE🚫🚫. I'M HIS LITTLE 🚼🚼WHORE, 👄👅👅EAT 👄👄HIS CUM 💦💦THATS MY CHORE👷👷, OH NO 😥😥HE GREW SO MUCH NOW I'M TORE💔💔! SANTA🎅🎅 PLEASE 😁😁KEEP KNOCKIN👊👊 AT MY DOOR! 😄😄😅😱😱😱😷😍 | |
| this ☹☹ fooooo^(ooooo🍳🍳OOOo)0000d is too damn 🍳RA **AAAAWW** MELISSA👩👩c *too damn RAAA^(AAA🍳🍳 AAAAAAA)AWWW 0🍴🍴00 🍳 00 too r aw com 🍳 e on *yes chef* (chorus: ^too ^fucking ^r ^aaaaaaoooaoaooo0000OooOwOOoooooooooW) its raw🍳🍳 🍳🍳 | |
| Let's 🙋🙋 see 👀 Paul Allen's 😎 card. | |
| Look at😮😮 the subtle🙈🙉🙊 off-white coloring.🆗🆗 The tasteful 😋🍌🍜🍞thickness of it. OH MY GOD 😲😱😮 (JESUS👹) it 👉👉👈👆even has a watermark😲🎭💦💦 | |
| gOoD sHmorniN 🌄💯 boYs n gIrLs!!!🌄🎉🎉💯✔ wAkey 😇 WaKey 😇😇👍👍👍! cAn you HEAR DAT??👂👂👀👀 it's your brother LIL' TIMMY👀👀👦👦 in his rOoM playing with his ToY rAtTTLeSNAKE🐍🐍🐍. wOW IT'S LOUD 👂👂🆒🆒💯💯, leT's cum💦💦 and cHeCk on HIM 👦👍👦👍👦👍!! KNOCK 🚪KNOCK🚪🚪.... 😱😱😱OH MY GOODNESS😱😱 LIL' TIMMY!!! THAT'S nOT🚫🚫 a rATTLESNAKE 🐍🚫🐍🚫🐍🐍. tHAT'S your PEE PEE STICK !!! 👀👀😱👀😷😷😷 LIL' TIMMY, WE DO NOT 🚫🚫 PLAY 💦💦 WITH THE PEE PEE STICK 🍆🍆🚫🚫😷........i sWEAr to YouR👨👨 FATHER 👨👨👨if I SEE 👀👀🍆 yOU PlayIn oN yOur PEE PEE STICK 💦 aGaiN, YOu gON GET the WHIPP 😱😡😡😡. bAD LIL TIMMY 🚫🚫😡💦💦 YOU'VE been a NAUGHTY boy 😈😈👦👦👀👀💯✔💯👀. wASh 💦💧💦💦💧your HanDs 👋👋 yOung MaN! I hope you had a gOOOOoOOooOOoD sHmorNing!! 😡😡😡🌄🌄🌄🚪🚪🚪 | |
| 😤💨😤💨😤💨😤💨😤 sick vape siCk vApe 💯thats 😥 alot of ohms rigHt💯😥💨 there 😧😤some sick💯💯vape rings😥💯right there💯😤💨 if I do $ay so myself😤💨😥 I $ay so💯thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ^riGhT ^tHeRE) MmmmMmMMMmmmm 💯 OHmSsss OOOoooOoooooO^oooo💯sick vape😥 | |
| I thought goodshit ✔👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 rightthere go0 rightthere 💯💯 methods. Such Act (ʳᶦᵍʰᵗᵗʰᵉʳᵉ bis) of Happy Ooooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Ꮇ M💯👌👌 ଠଠ OOOOOO 👌👌👌💯👌👀👀👀ଠ🍕🍅🍕 NO0O 🍅 shitsauce AZ Mythical 🍕🍅 "fixed ƽa days 🍕 🍅 bad or wrong | |
| (I had to shorten it 'cause it exceeded the Google Translate limit kek) | |
| i miss 😭😭the old ⏳👴🏿✋🏻kanye straight ☝🏻️from the go 💰kanye chop 🔪up the ☄🌬🌏soul kanye set on his👼👼✍🏻✍🏻 goals kanye i hate the 😡😠💉NEW kanye the 😤😤bad mood ☠💣kanye the always🚨👹 rude kanye spaz 👏🏻👏🏻🗣in the news kanye📺 | |
| 📣‼️I'm down⬇️🔽voting📝📝 👇👎👎🙅 you due to your 😠😒poor💸💸 use of coll🆗uial 🇺🇸🇬🇺🇨🇦english🇬🇧🇳🇿🇦🇺. Avoid "like", 💅💁"sort of", 💄💎💇and run⛹🏃🏆 on 🚥🚦🏁sente📮📑nces. ‼️Don't ❌🚫🙅⛔️write 🖍📝the way you speak📢🔊🗣🎤🗣👅👄. Don't 🆘❌📛write ✏️📝the way 🚧you think🤓👓💭🍑🍆🍆🍑🙈🙉🙊. 👉‼️Consider👈❗️ your words🔠🔡🔤 and st🌆ru🏭ct🌃ure your 📓sente📝nces📓 🔰‼️🔰carefully🔰⁉️🔰. | |
| Also➡️, 👨👩👧👦we👨👨👦 do✔️🆗 get to be ▶️↘️⬇️con🛂des🚷cen🛃ding⬇️↙️⬅️ and ⏬rude⏬ to 🚻others👫 due to their 👯appear🎎ance🌚🐷 if we 📮choose📝 to. ‼️Certainly❗️ it is ❌unkind🚫 but 👪we are ✅allowed🆗 to 🎤🎧express😝😫 🔜👉dis👎app👎roval👈🔚. | |
| ∀🌐Everything🌞✨ you've 📝✏️written✏️ 👇here👇 👃reeks😷💩 of the 😩😖over😰😵sensitivity😤😡 that 🏃🚳runs⛹ ‼️ramp📶ant🐜‼️ with 📚social📖justice👮⚔; 🚫⛔️don't❌🔞 be 😢mean😟, 🙅don't hurt💜people's❤️feelings💔, 👉keep👈 your 👄👅opinion😤🎤 to 👇your❗️self👇 when 👆I👆 😠don't😡 like😣 it😫. | |
| 🕐Some🕑times🕒 the ‼️🙏truth🙌💯 ❌hurts💔 and 🕓some🕔times🕕 it ☑️should🆗 🤕hurt☠. | |
| 🔫🔫Trigger📭📫 🆘⚠️warning‼️: I've been 🐷🐽fat🍔🍟🌭🌯 and have been 😆ridic😂ule😀😄for it but even 🆘worse❌ than the 📛ridicule♨️❌ is the 🔕🔇silent🙊🤐 😥pity😭. I'm 🛍glad🛍 I was 👉ridic😂uled👈 because that 😷pain💀 became⏭ re🔂solve➕➖➗✖️. I'm ☔️gla🙂d 👨👩👧👦people👨👩👧👧 ❌didn't🚫 simply 👋pat👋 me on the 👮👷💂head🎅🍆🎩 and ⁉️pre⏪tend⁉️ like it was ➡️🆗okay🆗⬅️. | |
| IM DELETING YOU, CONDUCTOR!😭👋 | |
| ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... | |
| ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... | |
| ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... | |
| ███████████] 99% complete..... | |
| 🚫ERROR!🚫 | |
| 💯True💯 👮conductors👮 are irreplaceable 🛤️💖I could never delete you conductor!💖🛤️ Send this to ten other 🚂conductors🚂 who give you ✖problems✖ Or never 📢press emergency to talk️📢 again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: we don't have a problem 🚫🚫👮 3 back: get off of me 📣✖️ 5 back: somebody's shooting this place up🔫☠🔫 10+ back: 👮CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM👮🛤️🚂✖️🔫☠🚂🛤️ | |
| It's true 🙌🏼💯 bout what my son 👦🏻 and oldest daughter 👧🏻 💦stated about our family. My kids 👫 said everybody on my & their 👄Granny's👅💦 side of the family are or were ❤️SEX 👄FREAKS👅💦💦 WITH EXTREMELY 😩HIGH 😫SEX 😖DRIVES 💥💦💦💦& especially during mating👉🏿👌🏻 & ovulation🐣 season. I told my son🍆 my daughter🍑 yes our family makes & pushes out babies👶🏻👅 pretty 😏FAST& quick, 😏wasting no time during mating👉🏿👌🏼 & ovulation🐣 season. I went on to say to these 🔪crazy ass🍑👅💦 kids👄 of mine That's what happens when A FAMILY👫 IS ULTIMATELY BLESSES🙌🏼🙏🏼 WITH THE 👌🏼💯GOODS 👀👌🏼GOODS & GOODIES💯💯 VITAMIN "D" Di*k🍆 & VITAMIN "P" P us#y👀👅💦💦. THATS KUST WHAT HAPPENS🙌🏼.. Hell because a lot of these young generations YUNG👄 MEN 💦💦❤️don't have a true ❤️intimacy❤️ WSE.. they just experience a feel good👌🏼💯 1min to 5 min milk💦 shake splatter 🍆💦🙆🏻& That's it😔.. IN OUR FAMILY👫 WE DONT PLAY THAT ❌sample cheap❌ empty feeling fake FUN💥💦💦 size TUBE SOCK🍆🍆👌🏼 looking uncircumcised 😳😳no Mid jean paced but packless prints. The GUEST FamilyWomen🍑 Don't role like that. as Mike Epps stated with a tune 💯👌🏼SOMEBODYs' GOTTA TURTLENECK🙏🏼🙌🏼 | |
| 🎅🎅🎅hey all you 💁💃SULTRY👅💦SANTA BABIES🎅👈this man has a 🙌📦😳BIG PACKAGE🙌🍆👀waiting in his 👢STOCKING👢for you this christmas better be😜💋NAUGHTY💄😏cause santa wont give that big 🙌😲SANTY🌬🍆D🎅 if u😶boring ho‼️😭😱and if youre🍀lucky🍀you could get a SLEIGH RIDE | |
| 😫👏uuuuuMPFH👏SLEIGH👏ME👏SANTY👏😩 all i want under my🌲bush🌲is👇🙀DICK🍌💦👈send this to 10 of your 😜SKANKIEST😤STOCKING👅😳😩STUFFERS👀 or all youll get is a 😵LIMP🍆dildo😴 | |
| You can't 〽 💲🀄ÜⓂ🅿 the Trump 📈💪🔥🔥 (liberal tears 😭😭💧💦🌊) BUILD 🔧👷🔨 WALL 🚪🚪🚪 BUILD A BIG ➕➕ BEAUTIFUL 💓💓💓 WALL 🚪🚪🚪🚪🚪 right there 👉🌎 (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) Make America 🗽🗽 Great Again 💃👉 🚪 Trump 2016 📈☑☑☑ | |
| SEND THIS TO 10 CLINTON👸/SANDERS👴CUCKS 🙍 💏 AND RIDE THE LIBERAL TEARS 😭😭😭🏄🏄 | |
| THE IOWA🌾🌽 COCK-US🍆🍆💦💦 IS UPON US 💦💦💦😪😫 we will find out IF WE GOT REPUBLICAN🐘 RIM JOBS👅 💦 OR DEMOCRAT🐴 DICK🍆🍆. an ELEPHANT 🐘never forgets and neither will your ASS🐴🍑!! time to DANCE 💃💃on those POLLS📍. so trim✂️💇🏾 that JEB BUSH🌳 and get ready to FEEL THE BERN🔥🔥 in your HILLARY CLIT-ON 🙆🏻and if your lucky 🍀🍀🍀you might feel CHRIS CHRISTIE'S PISS MIST💦💦💦. we all gonna need to CRUZ over to planned parenthood 👶👶🏻👶🏿👶🏽 after this CUMVENTION! SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ TRUMP HUMPING🐪🐪🐪 CANDIDATES AND YOUR PU$$Y 🐱🐱🐱🌸GAME WILL TRUMP ♠️♣️♥️♦️ALL. IF YOU DONT YOU WILL GET DEPORTED👮🏻😩😖😪👋🏻 | |
| All you berry 🍓🍓 bottom 🍑🍑 bitches get IN 👌🏿👈🏾here😏 all the hunky 😎 hands✋🏼 it's time to eat your fruit 🍉🍍 butt make sure to SLAP 👋👋 😩😩 those berries🍓🍓 and stick your fruity 🍇 lollipop 🍭🍭 in those berry bunches 🍑🍭 don't forget to top it off with some sugar.... 🍚 I mean CUM. 💦💦 | |
| Send this to 🔟of your biggest berry 🍓🍓bottom 🍑🍑bitches | |
| Get 5⃣ back and your a saggy 😓 piece of CORN 🌽🌽. Get 🔟 back and your an average apple🍏. Get 2⃣0⃣ back and your the BIGGEST😍😍 berry 🍓🍓 bottom🍑🍑 bitch around | |
| 👌😭 ahshah he posted ìt again h0ly shit OP the💃AbIaZoLUTE💃MadMaN💃 IT JUSTKEeps geeting FuNniER EVERy 🍆fucking🍑⏳TIme⌛ he POSTs it haHAzhAHa 👌😭 📞 OPErATOR give mE The p👮Lice thEre's a💃 MADmaN💃maKIN 🐸MEmES🐸 in oUr MIDsT and I CAN'T bREATHe 👌😨 | |
| 👆Let's👆🙅✋dispel🙅✋ once☝ and for all👂👂👂with the 👻👻fiction💩💩 that 👳👳Barack👳👳 👹👹Obama👹👹 doesn't❔❔ know❔❔ what he is doing, he 🚨🚨knows🚨🚨 🔷exactly🔷 what he is doing👿👿👿👿❕❕ | |
| Barack👹👳👹Obama is 💪💪undertaking💪💪 a systematic💹📚📅 effort 💪to change🙈🙈this🙉🙉 country🙊🙊, to make😱😱😱 America😱😱😱more like the😱😱😱rest😱😱of the😱😱 world😱😱... it is a 🔯🔯systematic🔯🔯 effort👬to 👭change America. | |
| MY❤️HEART🍑 IS RESERVED 4️⃣ MY😍 SUGAR DADDY👼🏿👼🏿👼🏿PAUSE⏸NO HOMO🚫👬👨❤️👨🚫🚫🙏🏿😱 BUT FR FR👌🏿👌🏿 MY DADDY KEEP♻️ ME IN CHECK✔️✔️ &&& WE RIDE👊🏇🏿 OR DIE ☠💀 I TAKE A 🙄SHOT🔫🍆💦 FOR MY 👨🏿DADDY ANYTIME⌚️⏰ ANYWHERE🌎🌍🌏 CUZ WE 💯REAL👌🏻 AINT NO FUFU😂PLASTIC SHIT😂😂 HE PADDLE🏏🏏🏏MY ASS🍑💢🍑WHEN I WAS LIL🐣👶🏾👶🏾👶🏾 N GREW 🌱🚿🌹👦🏿 ME INTO A REAL💯💯💯 ONE😎 SO COME FUCK W ME😤😤😤😤 N MY DADDY 👨❤️👨BIH😡😡😱 HE'LL FUCK U 🆙 🤕 QUICKEST🚑🚨🚨 WAY TO THE 🏥🏥ER🏥😵🤒😷 AINT NO FUHN GAME B 👊👊👊👊👊U GON SLEEP💤 IN A COFFIN⚰⚰⚰ WHILE IMA SLEEP😴W MY 💕DADDY 👬🌈👨❤️👨 BIH🏡NO🚫🌈HOMO‼️‼️❗️ | |
| Ayy yo know I have a rainbow of taste for bitches💯. White bitches?👌 Black bitches👌🔥🔥 Latinas? Orale. Asians? 👌💖 but anime bitches is a whole new level for me. Lolis👅 fairies?💋💙👍 Swimsuit girls👍👍👍💘💝👅👄 Nekos? 私は、ハード彼らにそれを与えます. You might say im fucked up for jerking off at a person who's ten. But you're right, she is a ten. | |
| /// OH SHIT THE FEDS /// GET THE FUCK UP BECAUSE IT'S /// REAL NIGGA HOURS IN PROGRESS /// 💀💀💀😈 /// THERMAL DRILL THAT LIKE BUTTON /// AND HIT ME UP WIT THE 👃🐐COKE GOAT🐐👃 /// | |
| 🚨ATTENTION🚨 2003 IRAQIS 👳🏾 This is our LAST YEAR 🔚 of being kids 😧, cause next➡️ year, we gon be 1S1S💂🏼 M3MB3RS 😁 That means BEHEADINGS 🔪😭 bombing buses 💣🚌 getting Saudi oil money 💹💲💲 creating 🔜 millions of refugees 👫👪👫👪👫👪👫👪👫👭 and 72 VIRGINS 👧🏻👉🏻👌🏻 | |
| 👉👌👄the holidays✝ are cumming🙏👅 have u been a good 😏😘Santas helper😳😯❗️send this to 10 👅👈🏿 Santas that give you ~👄👄👌presents~🙀👅 0 replies and your a lonely 😳😢slut elf😭 5 replies you are Santas 💋👙naughty helper💦🍌 10 replies and you Mrs. Clause ✝💯👄💦 wait for dat Santa cock 😎😘😯 | |
| 📟💾📟💾📟💾📟💾📟💾 90s shit 90s sHit📟 thats ✔ some 90s📟📟shit right📟📟there📟📟📟 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 📟📟 📟НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ📟 📟📟 📟 💯 📟 💾💾💾 📟📟90s shit | |
| AAAAAAAAAAH!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡 Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! ✋😡I've had it up 👆to HERE 💯with stupid fucking memes! You guys 👨👨👦make me want to KILL 😩🔫MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? ❓❓For me to fucking KILL 🔪☠MYSELF and write on my suicide note 📝"Cause of suicide: ✍Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myself⚰🔪"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!🙌😤😡You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST💯 💁of fucking discussion without "🚫🙅MEME THIS, MEME THAT, PROBABLY TYLO BE ❄💨☃CHILLIN, HERE'S A PIC OF HUMBLE CANNONS BY AARON ELLIS, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Do you literally do ANYTHING productive 🎮🎨🏀with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes🐸 👀on the music 🎙🎤🎼section of a god damn anime imageboard? You fucking people make me sick 🤒😷🤕 and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses🇺🇸🇨🇦🇬🇧👌 you fucking pieces of shits.💩 I'd spit in your faces.😂😂😂💯🔥 | |
| 👋👀👋👀👋👀👋👀👋👀 goodbye go౦ԁbYe👋 thats ✔ some good👋👋bye right👋👋there👋👋👋 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👋👋 👋НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👋 👋👋 👋 💯 👋 👀 👀 👀 👋👋Goodbye | |
| 👏👏 Welcome 🙌🙌 to Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦, DJ Khaled. You must retrieve👉👉 the major 🔑 from the based god 🔥Lil B 🔥 in Mecca 🕋. 🙏Bless up🙏 this message 📲 to your 🔟closest🍗Chef Dees🍗 in the next 5️⃣ minutes to retrieve the 🔑. If you don't, 🎉🎉congratulations🎉🎉, you played 🏀🏀 yourself. | |
| I am 15 years old and I'm a 🐴🌈🐴 brony. It is simply a 📺 show 😔. I am no different 😡 than anyone else 💁 💁. I have a 3.87 GPA 📈💯 and many friends who simply don't mind me being a 🐴🌈🐴 brony. I don't give a single 💩 about 🐴🌈🐴 brony haters 💁😡 because the only reason they hate us is cuz they don't know anything about us👏👏👏👏👏👏👏. | |
| The UFOs 👽💫👽 have finally cum 💦👌😩👌 send this to 10 alien daddys 😜😜😜🍆 if you get none ❌ back 💀🙅💀 you a lonely galactic hoe 😪😪 get five back ❗️you a Super Star Slut😜💫✨💥 get 10 back❗️❗️you a super space freak 💦👽👽💦💫 happy fucking 💯👅 get that alien 👽 cock 😍🍆😩👌 | |
| U👈wanna get 🎅🎅NAUGHTY🎅🎅 ✌nite? 🌠🎑🌃 | |
| U wants to SUCC😤😤😤😥😥big 😮juicy😏PENIS?🗼🗼🗼😉🍌🍌🍌 | |
| Send 📲📭📬📩📤📥 this ✌ur 5😲 and two thirds😏 secksiest😍😘😗😍 McNiggers👮🍟🍔in 67 giga sec⏰nds ⏳⌛🔜⌛⏳ OR ELSE 😱 u will never 😠ever😠😠😠EVER👹👹👹Bask in greasy 🍕yummy 🍖🍗organsmic🎹🎹PEEPEE LICKEE🍌😝🍌😝🍕😝for the next 10 🆒years of your pathetic 😂😂😂mortal struggle! 😮😮😮😁 | |
| Think 💭this☝👆☝👆 is a joke😁😁😁? | |
| So did ADOLF 🔴⚫⚪FUCKING STALIN😯😐😑😲😲😲 and what happened ✌ him? | |
| 🙍⬅⬅⬅⬅THIS WHITE🍞🍚🍙ASS MOMMAFUCKA👩 TORE HIS RECTUM💩💩💩TO BACON BITS 😢😢😢 AND PEOPLE 👮💂👯👸💆👾CHEW THAT SHIT👉💩 YEAH THIS SHIT 👉💩👈EVERY | |
| FUCKING👉👌 | |
| DAY🌄🌅 | |
| I'M 💀DEAD💀 FUCKING SERI😠US | |
| SWEAR TO 😇CHRIST😇 YOU'LL SHARE📲 THIS GOD DAMN PASTA🍝👈👈👈SWEAR!!!!😠😬😠😬😠😬😠😬😠 | |
| 😭 ALL I WANTED WAS A CHICKEN WINGGGG 🐔🍖 BUT I GOT SHOT 😧💥 IN THE DINGALINGGGG 🍆😱😱I HAD TO GO 🏃🏻‼️🔥 TO THE HOSPITALLLL 🏥TO GET OUT 🔪💉 MY TESTICLESSSSSS 🍒😰 AND THAT WAS THE END 🏁 OF MEEEE ☹️ FROM NOW 👇 ON 👐 I COULDNT 🚫😭🚫PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 💦💦💦 | |
| It’s 🎅 Dickcember 🎅and you know that means. It’s your last chance to get on the naughty list👿📜. Time🕔 to get down⬇ on those knees and then get some candy canes⛄up your gingerbread house🎄👅🍆. Get ready to jingle some balls 🎊this 🎁Hoeliday Season🎁. Before santa 🎅shoves his dick down your chimney 🏠on cockmas eve night, send this to 2⃣️ 5⃣️of your sluttiest 👠👙💄elves. Get 5⃣️ back and your a Orgasm ornament! Get 1⃣️ 0⃣️ back and your an expert North Pole dancer💃💵🍑! Good luck getting the peppermint penis🎄 up your ass 🍑this year | |
| thx bo-riddle!!!! | |
| FINALS 📝📓💻📖 are just 1️⃣ week away!!!! 😱😭🙊💩 | |
| That means we have 7️⃣ days 🌄🌝 to catch up ➡️👟👟🏃 on readings 📚📖📚 problem sets 📝🔬 papers 💻🖨😱😨😰 and CATCH DAT DICK!!!!!! | |
| But don't forget 🙅❌❌ to take sexual study breaks 😏😏😁 to relieve stress 💆🙆💁 and SUCK DAT SCHOLARLY DICK 🤓🤓😁🍆🌽🙊🙉🙈 | |
| Send this to 2️⃣5️⃣ of your skankiest scholars 😻😋😉 | |
| If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back, you will b a magna CUM laude 😂🍆💦💦 If you get 1️⃣5️⃣ back, you are a studious slut 😋😻🙈😉 if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back, you better hope you took SEX ED s/nc 😭😭😭😂👋 If you get back 5️⃣ or fewer, you better drop dat class.... And then DAT ASS!!!!!!! 🍑🍑😏👀👀 | |
| Remember... C's get degrees, but you want dat D!!! 🙊🙊🙊🙊🍆😂😁💦 | |
| Are you a 🗑💩NASTY💩🗑 little MEMER? Do you 👹troll👹 ppl on a semi-regular 📅📆🗓basis? 📅📆🗓Are you not afraid to call yourself a /b/tard? Do you say 🎺🎺🎺"doot doot"🎺🎺🎺in public? Have I got a 🍝saucy🍝meme 🏋🏿challenge🏋🏿for you! This meme scheme📝 is ✅💯supreme.💯✅ Send 📨📨this silly little thing to your gaggle of 👹memers👹 and see how many 👹troll👹 faces you get back. 🔟 faces and you're a 💩dirty💩 fucking 🐸normie🐸 with too many friends. 5️⃣ and you get 1️⃣ 🐓tendie.🐓 0️⃣ back and you're the meme 👑king👑because your trolling was so elite that it 👽alienated👽all those you 💗love💗Get 📜copying📜and 📝pasting,📝 meme team! 🐒🐒🐒 | |
| 🌬🌨❄💨BRRR! 💨❄🌬🌨 the blizzard JONAS really CAME 😩💦 last nite 😏😏 it's time 2 snuggle up next to a nice 🔥warm🔥 DICK ✊🏿🍆 during the storm☄! Make sure 2 stay dry... NOT! ⛄ get wet with an icicockle!❄ don't be afraid 2 BLOW🌬 that "snow" off of u😉😉. Get ur snowplow cause there's a 100% chance of CUM☃☃☃! Make sure to stick out ur 👅tongue👅 u might catch a dickflake 😛😛❄💦. Send this to 10 snow ❄ hoes who like 2 ride sleds and COCK 🏂🍆. If u get none back ur a frigid snow bitch 😶😡😱 if you get 10 back Jack Frost will jack u off 😏😩😛❄️☃if you get 20 back ur the ultimate snow hoe 🌬🌬🌬🌬☃ | |
| IT IS GETTING CLOSE 🕑🕒🕓 TO THE PRESIDENTIAL 🇺🇸🇺🇸 PUSSY😻 PRIMARY‼️😩💦 SOON MY DADDY 👅👅💦 DONALD TRUMP 👦🏼👦🏼 WILL BE ABLE TO FUCK 🍆🍆 😩 US IN THE OVAL OFFICE 🗽🗽 AND BUILD A WALL 🏢 TO PROTECT US 🔫🔫 FROM HIS HUGE LOAD. 💦💦💦 HIS LOAN💸💸💸 FROM HIS DADDY 😍😍 MAY HAVE BEEN SMALL😢😢, BUT HIS HUGE DICK ISNT ‼️‼️🍆😩🚫 SEND THIS TO 16 OF YOUR CLOSEST 👫👫 TRUMP LOVING TRAMPS. 👦🏼💃🏻 IF YOU GET 5 BACK, YOURE HELPING DADDY MAKING AMERICA WANK AGAIN🇺🇸😩💦 IF YOU GET 🔟 BACK, DADDY TRUMP 👦🏼 WILL FIRE YOU 🚫🔥 WITH HIS BULGING COCK‼️🍆 | |
| Yo 💯 fam im new!!!!!!! holds up mixtape my name is Daquan 💯 but u can call me t3h N1GgA oF d00m!!!!!!!! 💯bruh…as u can see im a real savage🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂. thats why i came here, 2 meet 💯% no chill ppl like me… 💯 im 16 years old (i got first hand street experience tho😂😂!!) i like 2 Netflix n chill😉😂😂😂 w/ my sidepiece (cuz you know this ain't my main one, smdh😂😂😂😂) bcuz da pussy is straight fire💥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥!!!! shes savage🔥🔥 2 of course but i want 2 meet 💯more 💯 savage ppl =) like they say the more lit🔥🔥 the squad the more lit 🔥🔥the pussy!!!! 💯💯 lol…neways i hope 2 make a big squad here so give me🔥🔥 lots of retweets🔥🔥🔥🔥!!!! 💯💯WHYTHISNIGGADRAKELOOKLIKEASAUDIWARLORD😂😂😂😂😂?????!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein savage again _^ hehe…stay real fam!!! !😂😂😂 !🔥🔥 | |
| 🔥🔥🔥🔥 | |
| If u don't believe in da BIBLE ⛪📘, don't vote REPUBLICAN 🐘💲💰, don't stand up for TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE 👫💏💑💒💎💍👶 and don't believe that 🌍needs to be💣 then u ain't no AMERICAN.... 💈🗽🍔🍟 ur a TERRORIST 😈👤💣💣💣 when we rise up da only thing waiting for u is dis... 💀🔫👵 send this to five of ur BRAVEST PATRIOTS if u get 3 back ur a navy seal if u get FIVE BACK ur Ted Cruz! | |
| Just me and my 💦daddy💦 sitting in a 🙈tree🙊 K❤️I👍S💧S😂I👄N✨G | |
| Daddy 👑 got no 💦cummies💦 left but I need 💦💧👊MORE💦👅👍 so another guy 👳 paid him ✌️ to let me be his 💦👅whore!👍🙏 but this 👳man👳 ain't no 👑daddy👑 and he don't make me feel 💦💩🙊squishy💦👄😲 so I took my 👑daddy's👑 needle and i ☠stabbed his little 👇tushie! 😼 | |
| now that made 👑daddy👑 👊😡😡angry 'cause he needs to 👔$ pay 👀 the rent 👮 but I'm still his little 💦💦cummy💦👅 slut👄👍so I know he's not TOO 👺bent👺 | |
| BRO 😠 ITS NOT 🙅 A PRANK DUDE 😐 I KNOW THERE'S A CAMERA 📸 RIGHT THERE 👉 (ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) 👈👌BUT YOU'RE INTRUDING 👮 ON MY PRIVACY 🚪BROOOOO 🚷🚷🚷 THIS IS ABSOLUTELY 😤 NOT 😡 FUNNY 👎 FUCK YOU 🖕🖕🖕I'M TELLING 🏃 THE TEACHER 👸 (whisper: ˢᴺᶦᵗᶜᴴᴴᴴʰᴴʰ) ON FRIDAY 🙃👌👍 SO GO AWAY 🆗⛔ | |
| 👴Daddy👴 makes me 😙happy😙 Daddy is🍦sweet🍦! Daddy likes to give me his 🍆💦cummies🍆💦 to eat!🍼🍼 Daddy makes me happy😊😊 and I make him 😊happy😊 too👴👴! I suck😛 on his dick 💕🍑and watch it grow huge💗🍆!! Daddy isn't 😨scary😨, daddy is 💗😳brave😳💗 Daddy really likes it when I 👿😷behave😷👿~~!! Better not cry😭 better not pout😭 better let Daddy make you ☁squishy☁ throughout! I LOVE YOU DADDY!!👫👫💏💑 | |
| hi every1 im new👌👀👌👀!!!!!!! holds up spork thats ✔ some random👌👌shit👌👌 right👌👌there👌👌👌 my name is katy💯 💯 but u can call me🐧🐧🐧 t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m🐧🐧🐧🐧 💯 👌💯🐧🐧🐧💯 !!!!!!!! lol…as u can see👌👌👌 im very random✔✔if i do saү so my self👌👌👌 💯!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me 👀👌👀👌👀👀👌👀👌👀👀👌👀👌👀_… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!👀👀👀👀)thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 its our favorite tv show!!👌👌👌👌👌! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!!👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌 shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Random shit DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ 👀👀 hehe…toodles!!!!! random shit rand౦m sHit👌 thats ✔ some random👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 love and waffles, t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m 🐧🐧🐧🐧👌👌👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Random shit | |
| 🙏🙏Here's a little bit o’ 👴old school 👴for ya,🙏🙏 | |
| 🎼That goes a little something like this...👇 | |
| I 😁 always tried to be 💯 the 💸 flyest 🚼kid 🔪on 🚬 the 💊 block 💉 | |
| The popular one 🙆🙅✌️ with the 🍆🍆🍆rising 🍆🍆🍆💰stock💰 | |
| So that's when I had this ☑️ bright idea ☑️ 😉 | |
| (Throw the party of the month😮) | |
| No, the | |
| 🎊 🎆🎉party of the year🎉🎆🎊 | |
| ‼️😱😎 | |
| All the fine 👌👧 girls 😋 couldn't turn it down | |
| Now all I gotta do 😈 is get my parents out 🔪👨👩🔫 | |
| Should I send them to a movie 💣 | |
| No, send them to a show 💣 | |
| Let me think, 😔 hmmm... | |
| It's gotta be long though ⏳ ⌛️ | |
| 😇 I said Mom, Dad, yo why ya sittin home😇 | |
| It's a Friday night, have you seen ☠ Aunt ♿️ Joan ☠ | |
| And don't worry about stayin' out too long ⏰✋ | |
| Don't fuss over me, 🕵I'll 🕵be 🕵fine 🕵alone🕵 | |
| Have a good time...😂😂😂😂😂 | |
| The door bell rings cuz the party's here🎊😀😁 😂 😃☺️ 😋 😌 🎊 | |
| I'm crankin' up the stereo 🔇🔈 🔉 🔊like it's New Years 🎶😝🎶 | |
| 🏿😜Walkin' 'round the house like who's Da Man😜🏿 | |
| 🙌 “Nobody can do it like Aaron can” 🙌 | |
| Things are goin' 👍great 👍 | |
| Then to my surprise😡 | |
| Some people walked in, I didn't recognize🌚👺 🌚 | |
| I 😡 said fellows, 🚷 yo, ya gotta get out 🚷 | |
| 🌚👺 🌚 ”Hey man, I heard this was an open house!” 🌚👺 🌚 | |
| 😡 Open house? | |
| 🌚👺 🌚 “Yeah that's what the flyers said” 🌚👺 🌚 | |
| 😡 I didn't put out flyers | |
| 🌚👺 🌚 “Well somebody did” 🌚👺 🌚 | |
| Then walked 🚶 in | |
| The girl I'm crushin' 😍😍😍 | |
| And the kid spilled 🍺 juice 🍆💦💦 | |
| On my Mom's new cushion 😰👊 | |
| I turned around and😮 | |
| Another kid broke the lamp 😤👊 | |
| 👽“I hope they weren't expensive”👽 | |
| They got them from 🌍 France!!!!!! 🗺 | |
| For now I won't sweat it😎 | |
| I'll clean it up later 👍 | |
| There's a 💖honey💖 over there💋🍑➡️ | |
| And I really wanna meet her 💏 👅💧 | |
| 💢O SHIT 😱 | |
| Is that a 🚗💢car door💢🚗 | |
| I'm in trouble ❌❌❌ | |
| Everybody get out now 🏃🏃 | |
| On the double🏃🏃💨💨 | |
| I'm dead 💀 I’m done ✝️ that's it for me ☠ | |
| I'm gonna be picked off my family tree ✂️🖼 | |
| Once Mom 👰 finds out 'bout this party 🎉 I had | |
| I don't wanna even start thinkin' about dad 👸🆘 | |
| I'm 🏂 💵 hustlin 💵🏂 around the house | |
| Trying to clean up the mess | |
| I sure put my new 👟 white Nikes 👟 to the test😆👣 | |
| The car door slammed 💢 | |
| And they're walking up the steps 🚶🚶 | |
| 😴I guess life is good with 10 seconds left 🕐 🕑 🕒 🕓 🕔 🕕 🕖 🕗 🕘 🕙 🕚 🕛 🕜 🕝 🕞 🕟 🕠 🕡 🕢 🕣 🕤 🕥 🕦 🕧 | |
| 🗣 GROUNDED 🗣 | |
| 🌌special🌌 thanks 💖 2 mah boi 🙅Aaron Carter🙇 | |
| 🚨🚨HEY🚨🚨 you winter ❄❄❄⛄⛄❄☁☁HOES💃💃🙋💁🙆 fall is almost over🍂🍂⛅ that means it's⏰ time⌚⏳ to fall on some seasonal DICK 🎉🎉🎅🍆🍆🍆🍆🎅🎅this COCKMAS🎄🎄🎁🎁🍆🍆💦💦💦💦 if you receive this it means you are a HOE🎅 HOE🎅 HOE🎅 😂😂who needs some holiday DICK ASAP⛄⛄🍆🍆💦💦💦🙅🙅 send this to 5🆗 thotty hotties💃😘😘💃or else you won't get Santa's MILK 😱😱😭😭🎅🚿🚿🍼🍼send it to 🔟 ✅✅and you'll get the WOOD from Santa's tree 🍆😍😍👉👌🙉🎄🎄🎄 if you send it to 20 you'll get put on his NAUGHTY LIST 👀😈😈🔥🔥♨🎅🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦👅👅💃 | |
| Get dunked, m8 💯💯 You jUSt goT🏀🏀🏀r👌👌oasted🏀🏀🏀💯💯💯Dunked👌👌gEt🏀💯💯👌👌👀👀👀🔥🔥sAvaGe✔✔👌👌👌💯💯💯🔥🔥🏀🏀🏀🏀✔✔✔👀👀👀ggeettttt dUNNKkeDdd oNnn!!👌👌gET it🏀🏀YouRe goNNa haVe a Bad👎👎👎👎👎tim🕐🕐e he✔✔Re🏀🏀👌👌👌🏀💯💯gEt dUNked❌👍👍so sa🔥🔥vaGe he rekt❌❌himself | |
| To all the Hillary 👵🏻 gloaters 😂😂😂, I'll tell you ☝️ 1️⃣ thing: r/politics 🏛 is, 😤 and always will be, 😠 Bernie 👴🏻 territory. OUR 😡 territory. The mods 👮👮👮 of r/politics 🏛 have formally 👔👌 endorsed Senator Sanders 👴🏻 for president 🇺🇸👍. We 👨👩👧👦👩👩👧👦👨👨👧👦 will continue ⏱⏰⌚️ to control 🎮 the front page 💻 with positive Bernie 👴🏻 news 🗞📰. So before 🖐😤 you start talking 🗣 shit 💩💩💩 and bragging 😊😜😏 about your bitch's 🚺🐶👵🏻 win, I'll have you know 🤔💭 that we're 👨👩👧👦👩👩👧👦👨👨👧👦 well versed 💬 in downvote ⬇️👎🔽 brigades. Say RIP 💀😩😭 to your karma ⬆️⬇️ if you try anything cute 🐱🐭🐹. Assholes. 😂😂😂 | |
| 👌👍👌👍👌👍👌👍👌👍good luck go౦ԁ luck👌 have ✔ some good👌👌luck right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im luckin fur right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) gUUUUUUD💯 👌👌 👌LO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 💪🏼🙈🙉👌👌Good luck | |
| He🎵used🎶to be called🎵Arab🔫💣Attack👳👳👳but then Bush 🌴🌴melted🏬🏬steel✈✈bea❌❌ms🗽😖🇺🇸it was ti🎼me for a rebranding💲〽💲🆒DJ🎵🎧Khaled🔑was📞📱💰born😜😉😌😝 | |
| DICKCEMBER 🍆🍆❄️❄️ is nearly OVER 😢😢.... but the NEW YEAR 🎉💥 has almost 💦💦CUM💦💦 and you know 😍 what that means 😏😏.. its time for 😏😏😏👅 NEW 🍆COCKS🍆 for TWENTY SEX-TEEN 😍👉👌 all of the 🍑THOTS🍑🍑😋🙋 are making it their 🎉NEW YEARS🎉 RESOLUTION to find 👅BIG DICKS👅 to EXPLODE 💥💥💥💥 some💥💥FIREWORKS💦💦 .. and some 🎊BALLS🎊 to drop 😉😉 in their ASS 🍑🍑 💥💥 be prepared to get 🍆🍑FUCKED😩😩 at MIDNIGHT 😆🌜🌙 on NEW COCKS 🍆EVE when 🍑🍑ASSUARY 1🍑💦💦 cums💦💦 around🍆🍆👅 SHARE THIS WITH 🎉6⃣9⃣🎉. NEW YEAR HOES😉 BEFORE 😩🍑 2⃣💦0⃣💦1⃣💦6⃣ or you won't be getting any 🎉party poppers 🎉 popped 💥 inside u this 🎊🎊🍆🍆NEW DICKS DAY🍆🍆🎊🎊 | |
| Wait ✋✋wait ✋✋wait 👋✋ guys stop ‼️✋✋for ✌1 sec... Pls👇👆👈 ... If the planes hit the WTC👈👈👆👆 from outside..... then how can 9/11 be an inside job😕😑😑??? | |
| It’s the end of COCKtober 😫🎃🍆 but that means the beginning of 💦💦💦 HOEvember!! 💦💦👅 get ready 😱 for SPANKS-GIVING 👋😏🍑 send this to 1️⃣4️⃣ hoes who need to be spanked 🙌🏼 by daddy 💘👦🏽🗣 if you get this message 📧💌 you will get a special 😲 spanking 👏 from SUGAR DADDY 🤑💰💶 forward this to 1️⃣4️⃣ fuckgirls 💁💋👛 to get some 🍑👈 in-the-BUTT-ACTION 💨 If you don’t, 😖 be prepared 😰 for 6️⃣9️⃣ days without the D ❌🚫🆘 | |
| kA-CHICKA😅🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜MY FRICKIN AUTOMOBILE NIGGAS🚌🚐🚑🚒🚓🚖🚔🚐🚘🚕🚒🚚🚜 | |
| U READY 4 THIS ☝👇👈👉😎RACE MCQUEEN? 🚘🚗👏👏💩💩💩👅👅👅👀👀👀 THINK💭💭 U GONNA TOUNGE WIN THIS 1????👅👅😂😂😂🏁🏁🏁 | |
| WELL KA-cHICKA 😎😎😎😎😎🚜🚜🚜😇😇U RED DEGENERATE🚘🚗🚘🚗😪😪😪👹👺👹👹👹👎👎👎👊💥💥💥💥CHICK HICK GONNA WHIP ♨♨💥💥🔥YO ASS IN 2ND PLACE 😂😂😂😆😆 YOU RED LITL BITCH😎😎👊💥😎😎KA-CHICKA!!🚜🚜🚜😎😎👊💥😎🚜🏁🏁 | |
| BTW😛: I FUCKED 👉👌 UR MOM, SHITLIPS💩💩💩💋👄😗💩💩💩👍👍👍😎😂 | |
| 😱🎥😱🎥😱🎥😱🎥😱🎥 damn daniel daMn dAniel👌 back at it again with the white 🔳🔳⚪🔳 vans 🚐⚪👟👟🚐 wHite vANs 🚐👟 if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 🎥 thats what im talking about damn daniel damn daniel (chorus: ^^^damn ^^^daniel ) mMMMMᎷ 🎥⚪🚐🔳👟🎥👟 НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ ⚪👟👟🔳⚪🔳🔳⚪🚐👟👟🎥🚐🎥 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Damn daniel | |
| ✝️🙏✝️JESUS 🙏HOLY✝️🙏 FUCK ME MUN WALKED😳 IN AND I HAD ME HANDS👌 👇DOWN👌 ME PANTS👖👇 AND MY PANTD👖🔛❎ WERENT EVEN ON😱🔛❎ OH😱 ✝️🙏MY GOD✝️✝️✝️ I USUALLY DONT😱❎😱 HAVE A BLANKET ON NE WHEN I DO THE 😶😶DO BUT😆😯 I DID TODSY😵😲😱😱😭 WHAT ✝️GOD✝️ DID THIS ✝️🙏✝️🙏GOD IS REAL👌✝️🙏 | |
| FEEL🔥THE🔥BERN🔥✔💯✔💯!!!! | |
| GOOD 📰 EVERYONE👍👍I AM A 🅿ROUD REGISTERED☑☑☑SOCIALIST🗽 WHO WANTS❤ONLY 🆓🆒🆕🆓HEALTHCARE🏥🏨 🏥FOR EVERYONE👶👪👵👴👧💯!!!! I ALSO WANT❤ONLY THE RICH💸💲💰TO PAY TAXES OR I WILL ARREST 🚨👮🚨THEM!!!! EVERYONE👱👳👲👪MUST BE EQUAL👌👌👌ONE UP🔥BERN=ONE VOTE☑☑☑FOR SOCIALISM❗❗❗❗ | |
| Here's a little 👌🏻 bible story 😱👼🏼 for you uneducated THOTS 👻🙅🏿👯 Adam and Eve 👫 were sent down ⬇️ by Jesus' DADDY 👴🏻 One day 🌝 Eve came across a SERPENT 🐍🐍 that was blazing it 😎💨 and passed that blizzie 🔥 to Eve ‼️ God came down and gave her a SPANKING 👏🏻👏🏻 and said "you NAUGHTY THOTTIE 🙍🏼💀 smoking the DEVILS👺👹 LETTUCE‼️🍁 it's adam and EVE 💑 not adam and WEED 🍁⁉️" and God BANISHED 😱😱😱 Eve to HELL🔥🔥🔥 where she can get #Lit 24/7 💃🏼💃🏼 Now get that FORBIDDEN ❌❌❌ FRUIT 🍒🍒💦 and get #TypeFreaky 💋✊🏻👈🏻 if you know what I mean 😏😏 (ayyyy lmao 👽) send this to 6⃣6⃣6⃣ of ur naughty thottties 👯👶🏽 or you'll never smoke 🔥 the devils lettuce 😱 AGAIN ‼️‼️ and get sent to HELL 💀💀 by daddy 👴🏻 and you'll get stabbed 🔪🔪 so you better pass this shit ➡️➡️ like you pass that BLUNT 🔥💨😱😱😱😱 | |
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| HOEvember is almost over! 😱😭 and you hoes know what that means🙎🏼❓It's BITCHmas time!!👄💋That's right you 🎅🏻SANTA🎅🏻 sluts, it's the season of giving! 😘🎁😱 GIVING HEAD! 😮💦🍆😜 Share this with 6️⃣ of the biggest thots👄💅🏻 you know! If 0️⃣ respond😡😣, you were never a bad bitch. 😿😒😟 If 3️⃣ respond 🙇🏼 you know how to suck👄 that 🐓COCK🐓 real good 😎👊🍆. If all 6️⃣ of those sluts reply😂😱😘, you will be getting some 🍑🍆 IN-THE-BUTT action 😏 within the next 🔟 days! So get a move on🏃🏻, you slutty little elves👅, if you don't share with those hoes 👯 in 7️⃣ minutes! 😲 THERE WILL BE NO DICKS TO SUCK UNDER THE TREE 🌲😮 THIS HOLIDAY SEASON! 😢😲😈 | |
| hey 🎄🎄you christmas 🎄🎄⛄⛄elf 🎄🎄⛄⛄lookin bitches🎄🎄⛄⛄ it's the end 😟😭❌❌of HOEvember 🍂🍂🍗🍗but that means the beginning😊😊👌👍 of DICKcember 🍆👀✊😏😏it's time to hoe🎄 hoe 🎄hoe 🎄all over a big ol dick🍆🍆🍆🍆👅👅 tis the season to be all over that dick 🍆🍆👅👅if someone sent you this it means you're a hoe ass bitch 😱😱😲👅🙅🙅resend to 1🎄5🎄other reindeer bitches who need to get 🍆🍆DICKed 🍆🍆t🎄he fuc🍆🎄k ⛄🍆DOWNNN 🎄🎄🍆🍆this holiday season if you don't resend this❌❌😯🙅🙅you're a christmas🎄 elf ⛄lookin 😯ass 😂bitch😂😂 who😂😂 aint gettin no dick❌❌🙅🙅 merry dickmas🍆🍆👅🎄🎄 | |
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| If u my teammate 😎✊🏼 we gon see gains together 💪🏼😈 we gon do sports together 👀🏈 we gon get trophies together 🏆😌 & we gon shower together 😋💦 | |
| Hey sluts 👯 hoenukkah is right ➡️ around ⤵️ the corner!! 🕎 That means 8️⃣ days of dick sucking 🍆💦💦💦 make sure you get that Jewish dick this month 📅 send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of the sluttiest 🍑 hoenukkah 🕎 hoes you know or else you will turn ugly in a year😰 If you get 5️⃣ back: ur an ugly dreidel dick😟😟 If you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back ur a holiday hoe 👄🎉 if you get 1️⃣5️⃣ back then DAMN u eatin good 🍆tonight 👅💦💦💦 ur gettin that good Jewish Cock 🍆🍆🛐 | |
| It's YIFFtober 🐺🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 furry fucking awareness month 🐔🐥🏼👅 send this to 12 of ur closest furries 🐾😈 that love that fur 🐶🐶🐶💦💦💦 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 PAW-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are queen🐱🏿 of the furries!!! Forward this to 7⃣ of the 🐶YiFfIeSt🐶 furries 🐰🏿 that you know will get some 🐺🏿🐯🏿 soon !!! If you don't, be prepared 🐴🏿 for 6⃣9⃣ days of bad luck ⚠️ 🍀 | |
| 😂🆗, not really😂. 😑But for real😑. I, as a cis able 💪white 👫straight male👦, am 😰legit scared😱😨 of college🏫🏫. I'm 1⃣5⃣, and feel I'll be😢 bullied😞 if I attend a college/university campus🏫🏫 by 😈😈SJW's who'll turn around and 😭cry😞😢😭 victim if 👦I say💬💬 anything about it. Should I be? Should😕😕 I even go✅✅? | |
| Ight yall i got sum to get off my chesst.. 😒 i aint never told nobody dis story so listen da fucc up !!👏👏 | |
| Ight so i was round 12 years ole in my kitchen while granny cookin chiccen 👌🍗 she goin on bout sum old nigga shyt ionno i was 12 nigga cod 4 just came out dats all was on my mind !! 💪💪 so im sittin there and my big cuzzn (he was bout 17 yr ole) come into da kitchen n start playin wit me puttin me in a headlock n shyt.. 😫 granny saw him nd bout knocked his shyt out wit a spatula !!! 😂😂😂 she say "TREYVON LET GO MY BABY AND GETCHO BLACK ASS UP INYA ROOM" 😭😭👏 he said "i just playin wit em granny!! aint dat right" i was a lil pussy boy so i said yea yea we juss playin 😒😒 so he say tell me "aye 1 v 1 me in cod 4 lil nigga what u got" 👀 i said boyyyyy and sprinted up dem stairs quicc !! 🏃😂 we hopped on dat one on one shipment n shyt... ten minute later score comes out to be 30 to 27......... I won 😁😁😁😤 so he say "lemme get a rematch lil bitch" 😂 i said NAW i already prove im better 😁😁 he said "you uglee lil muhfucca gimme a rematch or yo ass gon get beat" ....... I tried to run for it he snagged my draws !! And tossd me on da ground !!! 😫 i tried yellin but he smacced my mouf hard as shyt..!!! 😥 he flipped me over on my belly and yanked my draws down..... He said "bwah you gon get this whole shyt" 😨😨😨 he unbuckld his belt n whipped his jawn out !!! He whipped His Dicc out nigga !!! 😧😧😧 he bent my shyt over my face was in da carpet ass in da air 😣😣 he dicked me !! He Dicked me Good !!!! 😫😫😫😫 He slammed My shyt in deep ! 😩😫 raw !!!!! 😥 i said "STOP IT TRE STOP IT!!!" He said "nah lil nigga imma buss a fatty in ya" nd he did !! Tre bussted a fhatty nut in my ass !! 😩 my shyt was sore for a week 😣😒😒 i aint neva told nobody he said he do it again if i snitched 😥😥 but he locc up now 😁😁 feds caught him slippin 😁😁😁😁 so thats what happen... My Cousin Dicked Me Down raw like . | |
| (not OC, found on FB page Niggaz Still Wilin like if u aint a thot) | |
| DEFINITELY sign me the FUCK up 👉👀👉👀👉👀👉👀👉👀 exquisite shit incredible sHit 👉 thats some AMazing👉👉shit right 👉 👉 th 👉 ere 👉👉👉 right 🆒 there 🆒 if i do ƽaү so my selｆ🆒 i say so 🆒 that could be what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🆒 👉 👉👉НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👉 👉 👉 👉 🆒 👉 👀 👀 👀 👉👉 outstanding shit | |
| 🍂HOEvember🍂 is gone😖😭, but now 🎅DICKcember🎅 has cum💧💦💦! That's right get your advent calendars out for 25 straight days of BIG COCK😱🍆! Those cocks will make waiting for big daddy Santa🎅🎅 to cum💦💦 much easier😁😀. Hope you get COAL ⬜BLACK⬜ DICK🍆🍆 Send this to 10 nasty bitch elves💁👱 or no presents🎁🎁 and no D😱😣😮. If you get 5 back you are a horny reindeer bitch🐫😧. Get 10 back and you're Ms. Claus slut status🙋👌👈. Merry❄🌲 Clitmas and a Happy New 🎊📆Year of Ass Action! | |
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| Doing what I do best💉💉💊👌 and 💖💖love💖💖 doing👌👌😀💦💖. Proud 👏👏 to be a meth slammer💉😎💉😎💉. I finally found something that would make my dad 👨💦 proud👏👏 of me 😍😍😍💦 since I wasn’t good at sports⚽🚫⚾🚫🏀🚫🏈🚫🎾🚫🏌🚫🏊🚫🚴🚫🏐🚫💉✅✅✅😎. Three years ago 📅 he 👨 and I went on camping trip🏕, he tried sports ⚽🏈🚴 again but I wasn’t good at any😓😭😭, he wanted to know 🤔💭 if I was good at anything , lots of men 👴👨👴👨👴tell me I am a good slam pig 💉💖😍, wanna see👀👀👀👀? Heck yeah 👌👌👌 he said, I wanna see if u can do it like your old man 👨😍💦 did in the 80’s. . You slammed, dad 💉💉💉⁉️⁉️, how else did we stay up at night during the service🎖🇺🇸 he said . Well it’s used for a better purpose💦💦👌 today dad, well show me then👀👁👀👁👀 . So I already has a .5💉 made and ready to go ✅✅😎 , he couldn’t believe I was going to do all that myself , I was like fuck yeah I am 💉💉✅✅😎 ✅✅😎. He told me that .5 would be shared with 5 guys👨👨👨👨👨. Fuck dad I love to share too💖💖💦, guess I got it from u 😍. My dad asked if I had anymore meth💊💊 and replied fuck yeah I got us an 8ball🎱😎 but only one syringe 💉, we are family👪 we can share needles💉👨😍. After I slammed 💉💉💉 I pulled back like .2 of my toxic☠⚰☠ blood, I made up another .5 for my dad👨. He doesn’t know I am full of aids☠ and hep c☠, he thinks it’s 🆗👌👌 since we are related. He put his arm💪😍💦💦 out and looks at me 👀 and says “make me proud👏 son”😍 . I waited ⏲⏲ 30 years to hear👂 him👨 say 💬that. After he stopped coughing all he👨 kept saying 💬💬was how 💖proud💖💦of the man💪😍 I became, ❓who knew❓ my son would pick up this side of me💦💦. I then ask him if he would still be 👏proud👏 of me if I was full blown aids☠⚰ and hepc☠⚰, He told me as long as ur having fun 🎉🎈💉I am happy 😊and proud of u😘. Good cuz I have been for 18 years , well then I👨 am 👌proud👌 to carry my sons ☠☠☠☠aids and hep c.☠☠☠☠ Now let’s do more💉💉💉 he said. Our relationship👬😍💦💦 became so much stronger💪💪😉 after that, he 👨really wished 💭I would of told him years ago. Non the less he was still 💖proud💖 of me and my addiction .💉💉💉👨👉👌💦💦💦💦😜 | |
| 😘😘HEY YOU😏 BOOTY POPPIN👄👅🍑CHRISTMAS 🎄🎄HOES🙌💅SANTA CLAUS🎅🏿🎅🏿IS 💦💦CUMMING💦💦 TO YOUR TOWN💒🏩WITH HIS BIG👌🏿👌🏿DICK🍆🍆🍌SO U BETTER👍🏿👍🏿PRAY🙏🏿🙏🏿 THAT HES FEELING NAUGHTY 🙈🙈🎅🏿🎅🏿FOR THAT😍😍TEMPERATURE😨😨DROPPIN 🌡🌡❄️❄️BOOTY🍑 POPPIN 👄👅CHRISTMAS🎄🎄COCK🐓🐓😩😩 | |
| ❄️❄️💦💦CUMMING THIS DICKCEMBER👌🏿👌🏿☃☃ | |
| HEY U FROSTY BITCHES ☃☃☃ HAPPY BLIZZARD WEEKEND ❄️❄️❄️. Father winter 👴🏻👴🏻 decided he's gonna CUM to blow some snow🌬🌬🌬 and u know what that means 🌌🌌🌌 time for Netflix and chill. Get ready to warm up some snow balls ❄️❄️❄️by sending this to 5 of ur snowiest hoes 👯👯👯 or winter storm Jonas won't spray his white juices on U 💦💦💦. Send to 10 if u want 36 inches 📏📏📏 at ur back door. | |
| 🐜🙋🏼🌐🐜 🌐SpIder WeBs 🙋🏼🏡📞 🚫💤🏡📞 ⁽ʸᵉᵃʰ⁾ Sorry I’m not home right now🏡 📞🚫💤🏡 🚫💤I’m walking into spiderwebs 🙋🏼👠🐜🌐 👠📞So leave a message📥📞📥📞 and I’ll call you back (ᶜᵃᶫᶫ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ) 📥 🐜🌐🐜🌐Leave a message and I’ll call you back ⁽ᶜᵃᶫᶫ ʸᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵘ ᵇᵃᵃᵃᵃᶜᵏ⁾🚫💤🏡🙋🏼🌐🐜 | |
| HAPPY SPANKS-GIVING SLUTS 😋😈THE HOE-LIDAY SEASON NEVER ENDS🔥🍆🎉🎁 CHRISTM-ASS IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER 👉🏽👌🏿👍🏿👏🏿TODAYS THE DAY TO EAT AS MUCH MEAT 🍆🍗AS YOU WANT 💦👌🏿BUT DONT BE SELFISH! 😆😇 ITS A DAY TO BE THANKFUL 💗💞🙏🏽SHARE A BONE WITH YOUR 14 HUNGRIEST PILGRIMS WHO ARE READY TO GOBBLE GOBBLE 🐓🐔SOME MEAT😩💯💦💦 IF U GET 10 BACK UR A REAL CARNIVORE🐗💋IF U GET 6 BACK U MUST BE AN HERBIVORE 🐕🐩🙌🏽 3 OR LESS, BITCH U A VEGETARIAN 😣🙍🏽🙅🏼💔❌ HAPPY EATING 😋🍞🍌🌽👄🍗🍭💦 | |
| 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 stolen videos stolen vIDeos👌 thats ✔ some ripped👌👌content right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽoFlo my self 💯 i s0 Flo 💯 thats what im suing about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Stolen videos | |
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| MERRY DICKSMAS🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄!!! welcome to Dongcember, get ready for a BIG load 💦💦 of 🎉🛍presents🛍🎉!!! Cocksing 🍆📦day is 💦💦cumming 💦💦up soon, and you need to deck some balls🍒🍒 and fuck yo winter booty🍑 call!!!! The baddest bitch 💁🏽💁🏽of all time Deeznuts ✝Christ was born and you gotta 🎉celebrate🎉 If you are ✡it doesnt matter, you can be just as skanky💃🏻💃🏻👙💋 during 🕎HannukCum🕎 Send this to 1️⃣0️⃣of your 💋💋SLUTTIEST💋💋 👰🏼snow angels👰🏻! Or else you'll get Hanukkah hairy cock this season 😝, and 🎅🏾will put you on his Naughty List😘😘📝If you get 5️⃣ back, you are just 🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿Santa’s 🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿side hoe-hoe-hoe💁🏼💁🏼. If you get back 1️⃣0️⃣, get ready for a 💦White Cocksmas🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆, and a 🍭candy🍭 cane 🍌cock🍌 gobbling on Nude Years Day, you slutty💋💋 mistlehoe💃🏾🌿 | |
| Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇ for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕 I drink them!💦 I slurp them! 💦I swallow them whole💦It makes daddy💘😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💞 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦, 3 cummy💦, 4💦 I'm💘 daddy's💘 👑princess👑 but I'm also a whore! 💜 He makes me feel squishy!💗He makes me feel good!❤💘He makes me feel everything a little should!💘~ 💘💘💘👑💦Wa-What!😍 | |
| 👌😭 ahshah he posted ìt again h0ly shit OP the💃AbIaZoLUTE💃MadMaN💃 IT JUSTKEeps geeting FuNniER EVERy 🍆fucking🍑⏳TIme⌛ he POSTs it haHAzhAHa 👌😭 📞 OPErATOR give mE The p👮Lice thEre's a💃 MADmaN💃maKIN 🐸MEmES🐸 in oUr MIDsT and I CAN'T bREATHe 👌😨 | |
| G-g-g-g- 🙏 g-gotta 🙏🙏 gotta go 🏃🏃gotta g-g-go 💙💙 fast 🙌🙌🙌 go fast 🏃🏃🏃👍 go FAST 🐾 that's right I'm 🔙🔛🔝 don't you be lazy 💤😴💤 coz you gotta go FASTTTTT 🙏🏃 faster than a 🚙 faster than a 🚝, faster than a 🐝 or a 🦀 or a ✈️ making waves 🌊🌊🌊🌊 Hokusai is sick 🌊🌊🌊 but not as slick as 🙇 peekaboo guess who it's sonic 🏃🏃🏃🏃 fuckn go FAST 👍👍👍👍 its sonic sans 🙌🙌🙌 praise n shout 📣📣📣 shout it loud 📢📢📢 show some love 💙💙 for the speedy blue master of my heart 💙💙💙 💯 miles fast like a 📸 speed til I ☠☠☠☠☠☠☠ hmmmmm fuckn NEEEEEEEEEEOM! 🏃🏃 sonic boom | |
| ⚠🚨👂listen 👂🔼up🔼 every1⃣🚨❗🔊😱⚠we have been 📨just💨 📲informed📩 that there's an ❓unknown❔ virus🤒😷☣ that's 💥attacking🤕💥 all clubs♣♣♣❗❗❗🤒symptoms🤔 have been said📣 2⃣ be ⚓heavy⚓ 😥😩😤BREATHING, 💯🔥wild🔥💯 DANCING💃👯, COUGHING🗣, so when you👊 hear👂 this sound🔊: ⛔📢НO0ОଠＯLY НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ📢⛔ run🏃💨 4⃣ cover🙉 🖕🖕🖕🖕MOTHERFUCKER🖕🖕🖕🖕❗❗❕❕❗❕😱😱😜😜😜 | |
| Y😎U BETTER 🙏🙎WAKE🙈🙉 THE 😎FUCK😎 👆🆙☝ AND 👃SMELL😤 THAT👀 👠SLUTTY👙 ☕C😩FFEE🍵 | |
| 👧MOTHER👩 🍆FUCKER👉👌, Y😎U BETTER 💳B💷U💶Y💰 THAT DOOR 💪BUSTING💪 😗WH😘RE😗 OF A 💸DEAL💸 | |
| SELL💱 YOUR 😈IMM😯RAL👹 ➕AND➕ 😘SEXY😚 S😱UL ✌ 👉THIS👈 🏫C😛😛P😎RATE🏦 👺HOE👺 | |
| 📤SEND📤THIS👆 ✌ 💳12.99💳 OF YOUR 👻Z💀MBIFIED👻 C😁😁PERAL 🍚CUM🍼 💧BUCKETS💧, AND↪ IF 👋YOU GET 👛75%👝 📫📬REPLIES, YOU ARE AN 🎰INDUSTRIAL🌁 🍆🍄DICK🍌🍆 🌌VACUUM🌌! | |
| 😮BUT!😮IF YOU GET 🆓🆓100%🆓🆓 📲REPLIES⚠, 😂😂YOU FUCKING DIE😂😂 AND BECOME 💸💸MONEY 👼👼JESUS!!!💸💸 | |
| 💯NicE🔥 fUckin🔥 ✔👌✔meme 💯👀m8y t0o bad 💯the👻🎃 sp0opky🎃👻 pirate💦💦 is 0n his 👀way tO steal👀👀 ur mEmeS repOst 👌this 💯👌to keep💯💯 ur b00ty👌🔥👀 | |
| 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 Exquisite feces. I repeat, exquisite feces. 👌 The idea expressed above is ✔ a marvelous 👌👌 specimen of human excrement,👌👌it is indeed.👌👌👌 It is✔*indeed*. ✔✔When I say something, 💯 I mean it, 💯and I say to you now that this is first-rate stool. It is the sort of thing of which I am quite fond. It is indeed. It is *indeed*. Once more, I repeat (this time in a melodic manner): *it is indeed*. 💯 👌👌 👌 It makes me want to cry aloud with joy, 👌 👌 singing, shouting to the heavens.👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Exquisite feces. | |
| 🌚🤘✨🌛 🎉 I gotta feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night 🌚🤘🌛 🎉 That tonight's gonna be a good night 🤘🔝💯🌚✨That tonight's gonna be a ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ night ʷᵒᵒᵒ ʰᵒᵒᵒᵒ 🤘🎉💯🌚✨ Go out and smash it ⁽ˢᵐᵃˢʰ ᶦᵗ⁾ 🔨🔨🔨 Like oh my God (⁽ᴸᶦᵏᵉ ᵒʰ ᵐʸ ᴳᵒᵈ⁾ 🙆😲🙆😲 Jump off that sofa ⁽ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵒᶰ﹗⁾ 🏃🛏🏃🛏Yeah tonight's gonna be a ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ night ʷᵒᵒᵒ ʰᵒᵒᵒᵒ 🤘🎉💯🌚✨ | |
| Today i Had Sex with this Girl 😊🍑🍆💦😝 after we got Done She Closed her eyes And Started Crying 😭😥😰😢😔 I asked Her ' what was Wrong She Said you gone Leave me after this 😕😕😕 Bro that Shit almost Made me Cry I didn't even know What to Say " it wasn't true but I set Back in realize how niggas Do females Now days 😖😑🙈😑 every woman On this Earth deserve to be Treated with respect 💯 | |
| Who Else Agree 💯 | |
| Rawr! xDD did I 💀💀💀scare you?? I hope I didn't 🙈🙈 B/c RAWAR mean "I love u!" In 🐲🐲 DINOSAUR‼️ xDDD 🎧🎼🎤 send dis msg to 🔟 of ur most emo friendz! 🎀💊💉🔫🔪💉 If you get 🔟 or more back, you will be visited by 🔮DAHVIE VANITY🔮 fr0m 👊🏻👊🏻💉 BOTDF! 💉💉💉👊🏻👊🏻 N him n Garret Ecstasy 💊💊💊 (The newest vocal for BOTDF... FRICK YAH XD) will take you on a shopping spree to HOT TOPIC 😍🎀🎧☠ If u dnt send diz to at least ✋🏻 pplz, you will be kicked out the mall and you will also be 🚨BANNED🚨 from ALL Hot Topics! 😢😭😱😨 so remember to send 2️⃣ all ur friends! (/-^) n remember, MUSIC IS LYFE 🎤🎧🎤🎧 IN WIT A BULLET 🔫🔫 OUT WIT HEARTS 💕💕💕 xDDD RAWR! (that mean "I love u" in dinosaur) 🐲 | |
| wHAts uP?⬆️ it's FaLL 🍁🍂🍃🙌💯 u kNoow whAt tHAT meAnS??!!!?!!! | |
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| PumpkiNS 🎃🎃🎃 | |
| BONfireSS 🔥🔥🔥🌙 | |
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| Da LeAVes r tURnt 🍃🍃🍃🍃🌿🌿🌿🍂🍂🍂🔁➡️⬅️ aND so Am i 👀💀 | |
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| send di$ to 10 ppl u rllyyy WaNt 2 gET TURnt wITh && ur cRuSH wiLL GIvee u a spEcIAL surpriSSE @ midNIghTT 😍😍😻😺😎 dnt seND & u wiLLL Gett haY feVER & DIEEE 💀!!!! | |
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| geT 1 baCK: U uGLY as sh!t 😐 | |
| GeT 3 baCk: U a CRusTy oLD leaf 🍂 | |
| geTT 10 bACk: daMNNNN u lit As a bonfire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥⚡️⚡️😋😎😺 | |
| Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty crowded🇲🇽🙍🇲🇽🙍🇲🇽🙍🇲🇽, so I started to pout 😞, He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 🔳🔳😍🔳🔳and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 🔳🔳WALL!🔳🔳Yeah! Yeah!💕🔳🔳I build it!🔳🔳I keep them out!🇲🇽🙍🇲🇽I let them in LEGALLY🇲🇽😍🇲🇽It makes 💘daddy💘😊happy😊so it's my only goal... 💕🔳🔳Taller daddy! Taller daddy! 🔳🔳💕10 feet taller🔳, 20 feet taller🔳🔳, 30 feet taller🔳🔳🔳, 40🔳🔳🔳🔳!He makes me feel good💜! 🇺🇸🇺🇸He makes me feel everything an American should!~ 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💘Wa-What!💘🇺🇸🇺🇸 | |
| Just me and my 💕bernie💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦delegates!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I phonebank!💦 I facebank!💦 I spam /r/politics💦 😍 It makes 💘bernie💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder bernie! Harder bernie! 😫💦💕 1 primary💦, 2 primaries💦💦, 3 primaries💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘bernie's💘 👑supporter 👑but I'm also a karma whore! 💟 He makes me feel politically active💗!He makes me feel progressive💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a bernie supporter should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑 | |
| H 🖕 E Y ALL ⚠ ❗WARNING❗ THIS ↘👌🏻↙ IS NOT ⛔ A JOKE. WE👪 ARE M🖕E🖕M🖕E🖕 TRIBE👯👯. WE CREATE🔨🔧🔩 MEMES.⛔ NO ⛔ STEAL❗. FUCK👌🏻👈🏻 STEAL😡⚠. IF YOU THING 👆👇👍🏼YOU CAN JOIN OUR TRIBE 🔜🔜TEXT ME ON X🕟X🕥XMEMETRIBEX🕟X🕤X@MEMEHOO.DANK | |
| WE ACCEPT ONLY 🔞18+🔞 (🚷NO GRILLS🚷). ALL 🔠TEXT 🔡WILL 🔠BE RED🔤 AND RATED ?/10. GOOD LUCK ALL. FACKAL. Sory bad englis.❌ | |
| 2️⃣0️⃣1️⃣5️⃣ has CUM 💦💦 and gone!!!✌️💋 It’s THOT-UARY 2️⃣0️⃣1️⃣6️⃣ BITCHES🍾!! The HO-lidays 🎁🎅 are over 🙅 and it’s time ⏰ to get your reSLUTutions 😜 IN 👉👌! THIS YEAR say NO 🚫 to the heart break 💔😩 and YES to that hard dick 👅🍆 let him SLIDE 💨 in yo thing 🍑😨 and GIRL 💁 get that ring 💍👰 DON’T FORGET‼️ keep the PU$$Y clean ✨ so he treat you like a QUEEN 👑🌹 and if he 👤 ain’t paying your bills 💰💸 CAUSE a 🚨 FUCKING SCENE 🚨 !!!! 🆗 Send ✉️ this to 🔟 of your SLUTTIEST friends 👯 in 69 SEXonds 😈 and this year you’ll find 👁 the SUGAR PAPI of your dreams ☁️💫 Ignore ❌ and you’ll be cursed with 1️⃣2️⃣ months of BAD DICK 🍆 👎. Happy hunting sluts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🏃🔫⚰💰🤑💅😂 | |
| Lotta👍🚹👍loyalty 👌👌👖 for a hired 🔫🔫 gun 🔫🔫 Or 😂😂👤 maybe he's wondering 👥💀💀why you would 🔫🔫shoot🔫 a 🔫man 🔫🔫before💪💪 throwing 💪 him out of a ✈✈plane?✈✈ At least you👌 can 👄👄talk👄 Who are⁉⁉🌚🎥 you ?? It doesn't 😂matter😂😂 who we 😂are what👔 matters is our plan😈 No one cared until i 💀put on Da 💀😷💀Mask😷💀💀 If i pulled 😷this 😡off😡 will you die? It would 😲be 😲extremely😱 painful 😦😲Your a big💑💪💪 guy 💑💪4U👌👌4U4U👌4U👌👌 whats the next 👟👣👣step🏃 of your plan? 🎥💥💥💥💥🔥🔥CRASHING 💥💥THIS✈✈ PLANE ✈✈WITH✈✈ NO SURVIVORS🔥🔥💥💥💉💉🔫🔫🔥💥THE FIRE RISES🔥🔥💥💥💥 | |
| 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 | |
| ✋✋✋✋HOLD UP✋✋✋✋ | |
| 🤔🤔🤔🤔gotta think about this🤔🤔🤔🤔 | |
| 😏😏😏😏yeeeeaaaaahhh that's a good meme😏😏😏😏 | |
| 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌💯💯💯👌👌🔥🔥🔥👍😎😎😎😎 | |
| 😂😂😂😂goooooood shit fam😂😂😂😂 | |
| 💯🔥👌👌👌👌 keep it up 💯🔥👌👌👌👌 | |
| 😎😎😎😎stay cool😎😎😎😎 | |
| 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌 | |
| 👆 👇 👈 👉HEY!!!!!!!!!! Ɛ≡≡≡≡≡≡═D <------- oh look a peins........ ....my friends.............how do skinny jeans became popualr?👆 👇 👈 👉 Ɛ≡≡≡≡≡≡═D <------- oh look a peins........ 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦 | |
| 👀👄😫i wanna😳 🐂🐂RAM🐂🐂 👉my 👈👉juicy💏☕️🍹🍹 turgid 🍆COCK 🍆in your 🍭🍦SwEET swEET 🍰🍫🍭ASS 🍊💦and 💦💦fuck 💯👌😩😍your 👄little shrimpy 🦄🍲🍙hole SKEET 👅💦💦💕with my 👈👉DONG💯🍆🍆👌 till I 💦💦CUM in ur 😩😨😰verjin 😵😵🍆💦face and 😷 💩💩💩💩SMEAR my 💩💩SHIT 💩💩😱on your BAPS 🤗👅💃🏻💃🏻full cock 🍆🍆mode 📲📱on the back 🔦bustin' a 🍂💦hazleNUT 💦🍂sandwich 🍔🍔🍣🌮with 💯💯😩BBAEEE 😩💯💯👌👌respect 😰💯the FUCK😼outta dat lyk 👍👍👍button 💅💅👦🏼if u FUKK👄👩❤️👩 | |
| Luke, I am your fucker. It's December 1️⃣8️⃣ and you know what that means ...... it's time to see Star Wars🌟⚔with your star whores👅🍆. If the last time you handled👌💦a lightsaber was a long time🕥ago in a galaxy🌠🌚far far away, send this to 🔟 of your sexiest space🌙🚀 sluts🏃💃🏻👽. If u get 0️⃣ back you're a Bantha bitch. If u get 5️⃣ back you're General Slay-a👑. If u get 🔟 back you're a C 3 P Hoe 🤖💅🍑. Share in 6️⃣9️⃣seconds or you won't be getting that Darth Dick in 2️⃣0️⃣1️⃣6️⃣ | |
| Today📢☑️ we sit down ⬇️together on that🍆💦DICK and say our thanks🙏🏼😌💖💕 to the turkey🦃 dick grabbing 🍆✊🏻👑💫king for Christopher👨🏽🙊👀 Columbus sailed 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣🙄💤 the Pussy🗣💦💦💦⛵️ on the Niña 😧🎀👸🏼 Pinta ⏺🔵🔘 y Santa Maria 🗯👄💦🙈🍆🍆😧 to find the asian👲💮🍱🙅💦💦👐🏻 prostitutes ➡️yet😳🤗🤔 found those hoe ass🍑🍺🌽 florida 🇵🇷😍😫💦 Indians and had to fuck 🍆💦💦😫😩🍳 🆘 their Loose 🕳 🐱 Pussies instead. 🔜1️⃣6️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ the Pilgrims set sail🚤🚤🚤⛵️⛵️ to find the freedom🇺🇸🌭🍔 to fuck ass🍑🍑💦💦 but took forever😞😒⏭ caus GOD wouldnt toke 🍯🌬💨🍁 and blow 👄🍆 them winds 🌾🌪💫 when the pilgrims😎🎩👨🏼👧🏼 arrived ⬇️⚓️ they found sex slave Squanto 👳🏿🍁💦💦 and forced ⚒🔪☠ his ass to teach📚📖 us to plant our sperm 💦 in dat ass👩🏼❤️🍑🍑👐🏻🙌🏼🔁✔️❗️❗️❗️ to say Thanks 💞🙏🏼 the Pilgrims feasted 🍴🍻 on corn and potato 🌽🍠 grown ⁉️♋️🎉⛏ ass cheek 🍑🍑🍑and turkey 🦃👅💦💦 gobbling dick to prepare ✅ their pussies ({|}) for the New World💸💸💰💰🕯⛓ Today ⏲📅 we call 🎙📞🍸this penetrating event SPANKSGIVING 👋🏻✋🏻✋🏻🍑💦in honor of all the thigh grabbing ✊🏻💪🏼🍗 hoes, thats you sluts fuck 👉🏻👌🏻 from time⏰ to time⏰. Share this Hoe-storical event with ur top 1️⃣0️⃣ finest floozies 👄👅👀💄👢 and enjoy this Chill❄️ ASS PUSSY 🍑😩💦fucking, COCK GOBBLING😮🐓, mashed 👊🏻 potato HOE 🍠🍠💦sucking, BLOW-autumn jobbing🍃🍁😵, CUM PIE 💦💦💦shotz giving day❤️ | |
| if I pull that 😷 off will you 💀 die💀 it would be extremely 🔪 painful 🔪 you're a big 💪👦 guy 💪👦 for 4️⃣ you 😷😷😷 | |
| THAT’S BULLSHIT ‼️💩 SO 👈 FUCKING 👌 BULLSHITTTT 😡 DING DING DING 🔔 (choir: ᵈᶦᶰᵍᴰᴵᴺᴳᴰᴵᴺᴳ) ✨ DO YOU HEAR THAT 👂👀 THAT’S THE SOUND 🔊 OF MY 👋 BULLSHIT 🐮💩 ALARM ⏰💥 GOING OFF 🔥 WHAT YOU SAID 🤓 YOU FUCKING 😤 SHITNUGGET 🖕 IS OBVIOUSLY 😩🙌 NOT ❌ TRUUU 📛 SO SHUT 🚪 THE ＦＵＣＫ UP 👌 | |
| OH SHIT DUDE THAT WAS A 😫💦💦💦 | |
| 😜😜DANK FUCKEN😜TRICK 😡YO👮🏼💃🏾💃HOLY SHIIIITT🏾💃🏾🏂🏂😡🏂SWAG💘☄�EPIC WIN👄👬👬LIKE A BOSS👬👬😝💦💦💦WINNING💦💦💦💦💦💦🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 | |
| 💪( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)💪( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)💪( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)💪( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Kinky shit kinkY sHIt 💪 thatS 👉👌 Some kinky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) shit 👉👌 right ☺️ There ☺️☺️ if I do ƽaү so myself 👯 I say so 👯 if you know what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMM 👯 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 👉👌 😍☺️💪👅 kinky shit | |
| 🏠🏠🏠up on the housetop reindeer COCKS 🐴🐴🐴🍆🍆out whips Santa's 🎅🏿🎅🏿 big ol DICK🍆🍆🍆ready to shower all his thotties 💦💦💦🙆🏼🙆🏼🙆🏼 with some REAL Christmas cheer 🎄🎄🎁🎁🎁🎁 open that chimney wide for old saint DICK♨️♨️♨️🆘🆘🚿🚿🚿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿 so he can give u some milk 🍼🍼🍼🍼 for those cookies 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍆🍆send to 5️⃣ of ur thottiest elf HOES 🙆🏼🙆🏼🙆🏼👯👯 or santas DICK will NOT b happy 🎅🏿🍆🙅🏼🙅🏼🍆send to 🔟 slutty gingerbread men🍪🍒🍆 and receive ➡️➡️ a REAL gift in that stocking ⛸⛸⛸🎄🎄 like a big 🍆 ol 🎄 DICK🍆🍆🍒🍒🙆🏼 send to 1️⃣5️⃣ and santa's christmas pole 💈💈💈 will unload 💦💦 allll over your tree🎄🎄🎄🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦🙆🏼🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿 | |
| 👀👅So I hear that you like dick. ✊🍆💦 I hear👧👨 I can please you with my long 👧💍😈✋schlong. That my long ♋ hard 👀👅 meat stick can bring you up to your sexual 🍆💦👅💕👄 satisfaction. I hear that you've been craving my popsicle💦💦💦and have been wanting 👀👅👀👅👀 to suck it so hard until it's dry 💦👄 and out of daddy juice 👧👅💦I hear you're in need of some juicy sausage 🍆👅😈 I hear you're a bad girl 👧👧👧and you've been 💕👄💦 wanting some good schlong to fill your tummy up 👅👀💦 | |
| 🍣🍤🍣 IT'S SUSHI TIME🍙🍘🍣 You have been visited by the legendary Hiroshi, master of sushi 🍙🍣🍣🍥🍤 Upmoshi this within 3 seconds or you'll never have sushi without wasabi 🍣🍤🍤 | |
| 👿👿👿YALL #CRAKKKAS ❌⛄️❌REALLY #OUTCHEA SMDH👦🏼💩👦🏼💩WE PEEPLE FROM #AFRIKA 💎💰ARE DA REASON YO GOTZ WHAT YOU GOTZ🙅🏿🙅🏿🙅🏿WE MADE #ERRTHANG!!! 😩💯IT ALL STARTED IN ANCIENT #KEMET 📚📚📚WHILE YALL #CAVEMEN 🐵🙉🙊 #NEANDERTHAL_ASSES🐒 WERE OUT IN THE 🗻🌄#CAUCUS_MOUNTAINS 🗻🌄 SHAKIN' YALL STUB TALES😤👿✋🏿WE WAZ MAKIN' #ELECTRICITY TO BUILD DA #PYRAMIDS!!❗️🔼☑️YOU #WHITE_DEVILS 👹👺💩JUST CAME ALONG WIT YO #DISEASES 😷💉👎🏿AND #MURKED ERRBODY!! ❗️👶🏿👧🏿👨🏿👩🏿❌❌❌BUT ONE DAY WE FINNA WIPE YALL #MAYOS 🔪🙇🏼🔫OUT AND ONLY #NEGUSES SHALL WALK DA WORLD🙏🏿✊🏿🌍 | |
| Hey hey hey HEYYYY👋👋👋 Put cha lighter’s up🔦🔦🔦! Ganja’s in the house 🏠 owwwwww😷! As you can tell from my accent I am from Dallas, Tex-ass🐴! And it was not very easy growing up looking like this💁! Whether I was playing in my grandma’s clothes👵 or putting on a show for my well-organized alphabetically-ordered beanie babies 🐱🐥🐵🐼 I was guh guh guh GAY👬👭! OKKURRR😃! But it wasn’t until I moved to Los Angeles ☀️🌴 that I discovered 🚬Marijuana🍀, I mean I like to smoke💨💨💨, y’all I am just flying✈️ as high👆 as your receding hairline👴! OKUr! 🚬 Marijuana🍀 really does help me calm down😴, so y’all, I went to Valencia where they film the TV show 🌱Weeds🌱! Now, y’all, it’s very dry🔥☀️, it’s almost kinda like your vajoina✌️👌! Can I get an amen🙌🙏?!? Now y’all, I am a treehugger🌳🌲 because if it ain’t green♻️, HUH😫 I’m not interested🙅! OKCURRRRRRRR💅💃! | |
| ☀️🌅summer🔥🏄 time has cum...💦💦 and you kno what that means!! 😮😜 time to slip👕👙slop💦💦slap👋👋DAT ASS😂🍑🍑!!! the ☀️sun☀️is out😂 and ready to 💦SUCK💦SOME🍆DICK🍆!! send this to your 💞sluttiest💞 sydney 🏄surfers🏄 4 💦fun💦in the aussie ☀️sun☀️!! get 3⃣ back and you're a 👆TOP👆cunt, get 5⃣ back and you're 🏄PIPING🏄🔥HOT🔥, get 10 back, you're 🔥hot🔥like the 🌅sunrise🌅😂😂 | |
| 🕐🕑🕒🕓🕔🕕🕖🕗🕘🕙🕚🕛🕧🕜🕝🕞🕟🕠🕡🕢🕣🕤🕥🕦CATCH🏃🏃🏃💨💨 ☝☝☝UP☝☝☝ MAN 🙅🙅 STOP🙅🙅 WASTING YOUR TIME 🕐🕑🕒🕓🕔🕕🕖🕗🕘🕙🕚🕛🕧🕜🕝🕞🕟🕠🕡🕢🕣🕤🕥🕦ON STUPID 😩😩😩😩 SHIT 💩💩💩💩 BRO CATCH THE FUCK☝☝ UP ☝☝ | |
| bubble 💦 gum 😋🍬 bubble 💧gum 🍡 in 👉🏻 a dish 😳🍽👐🏼 how many 🤔 times 🕐🕟🕓 can i succ 😭💦 that dicc 😍🍆💦 send this 📨 to 🔟 of your 👆🏼sweetest 🍭 hoes😜 | |
| 💦💦Fuck me hard ❤️daddy💘❤️💦💦💯👌👈 I want your 😜😜gigantic cock🍆🍆 in my 🌟✨princess hole,👌👌👌💖 and I want you to 💥💥slam it in and out😍😍, fuck me good,💦💦💯💦🔥 I want you to 💗🌟hold me down😇😇 and fuck me👅💦👋🍑 until I can't take it anymore, 🔥🔥then keep going 💖daddy💖😊😊. By the time you're done,💦👌👈👈 I want your cock🍆🍆 to be 🔥🔥raw and throbbing💦💦👅, and all my holes filled😊😊😊 | |
| hi every1 im new here in my garage with my new ✨LAMBORGHINI🏎!!!!!!! holds up⬆️ spork🍴 What the 🍆fuck🍑 did you just 👉�👌fucking say about me, you little👌👌 good shit you little good shit you little 👌👌 good shit? shut you the FUCK UP F*GGOT❌ teleports around and shoots beams at you🔫👾 I’ll have you know I 🎓graduated🎓 🔝 of my class in the 🐳Navy Seals🐳⚓️⚓️, and I’ve been involved in numerous🔢 🙊secret🔎 🔥RAIDS💥 on 💣Al-Quaeda👳🏽, and I have over 3⃣💯 confirmed 📘📗bookshelves📚. thats ✔️ some impressive👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔️there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) isn't it? has anyone really been far🌌 even as decided ✌🏻 use even go want to do look more like✔️up 👉here👈 in 🎬the 🌠HOLLYWOOD🎞🎥HILLS⛰? I am trained💪🏻 in gorilla🙈 warfare and I’m the 🔝🔫sniper🔭 in the entire 🎬HOLLYWOOD🌆HILLS⛰🇺🇸 armed💪🏻forces. my name is katy👧🏻 but u can call me 🐧💀🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF T41 LoP3Z🐧💀🐧‼️‼️‼️1⃣‼️‼️ lol…as u can see im very 🎲randomaterialistic💵😎👍🏻✡❗️❗️ You are 🚫NOTHING🚫 to me but just another fuel⛽️unit target🎯👈you. I will wipe you the fuck out✔️ with KNOWLEDGE🎓🤓🤑 the 👍🏻likes👍🏻 of which has never been 👀seen b4⃣ on this 🌏Earth🌎, mark my 👉👌🍆fucking🍑 w🌚rds. You think you can get away with saying that good✔️shit💩👌 2⃣ me over the Internet? Think🙇🏻 again, fucker👉👌. You! kicks you from behind👟💥 Are! teleports✨👽 in front of you and uppercuts you into the air Just! flies into the air with flaming spiral uppercut A STUPID TROLL!👹👿 As we speak👄 I am contacting my 🙊SECRET🙊 network of 5⃣MENTORS across the USA🇺🇸 and your IP is being traced🔬 right now so you better prepare 4 the ☁️storm⚡️, maggot🐛. The ☁️storm⚡️ that wipes🙌 out the pathetic little thing you call your life🐛🔥🔥. You’re fucking dead💀, kid. thats why i came here, 2kill random ppl on the internetz💻📠 _… im 1⃣3⃣ years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) I can be anywhere🌍, anytime⏳⌛️, and I can kill you in over seven💯ways, and that’s just with my 🐻bare🐻 hands🙌. i like 2 watch invader👾zim👽 w/ my lamborghini💁 (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it🌈👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO ＦＵＮ ＴＯ ＤＲＩＶＥ ＵＰ ＨＥＲＥ ＩＮ ＴＨＥ ＨＯＬＬＹＷＯＯＤ ＨＩＬＬＳ!!!! shes random🎲2⃣ of course but i want ✌🏻 meet more random ppl👬👭👫👫👭👬 =) like they say the more the merrier😂!!!! hits you with flame🔥👊🏻 uppercut and grabs your head😎 and throws you down to the ground NOW DIE FAG👻!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!! Garfield😽 leans towards Jon.😘 Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed⛔️💪🏻 combat, but I have 💳access🔖🔑 to the entire arsenal✂️🔫🚬💣🔨🔪✈️🚁 of the United States 🇺🇸Marine⚓️ Corps🐬🐳🐋🐟🐠 and I will use it to its full👐🏻 extent to wipe your miserable as🍑s off the face of the continent🌍✔️, you little good shit👌👌. Jon slowly sticks his hand into the 🍝pasta🍜 dish. As he lifts his warm hand out of the lasaga🍝, he holds a large clump of pasta🍝, sauce🍝 and cheese🍕. He slowly brings the lasaga🍝🍝 towards Garfield's😻👅 mouth who ate all the lasaga🍝. If only you could have known🎓✔️ what unholy🙌🏻 retribution your little “clever📃” commen📝t was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking 🍆💦tongue👅. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re ✔️paying the price💲💲💲, you goddamn😤 idiot. crashes into you with meteor💫💥 slam attack and kills you🔪 heh... another 4⃣channer🍀 falls to me. I will shit💩bookshelves📘 all over yo💯u and you will drown🌊😱🌊 in it. You’re fucking dead💀, kidd😢o. "i ate those food🍣🍤🍝🍟🍭🍫🍱🍆" Garfield replies. Jon then inserts the lasaga into Garfield's mouth💋 and proceeds to eat the rest of the stray lasaga🍝 in his hand.👋 "this lasaga🍝 is great, Jon." Garfield😼 says. Time for something a little different ✔️✔️if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about ri✔️ght there Jon grabs another glob of lasaga🍝. He reaches behind Garfield and slowly inserts the fuel unit🍝🍝 into his anus🍑. "do you like that you big fat cat?😼" Jon questions. Garfield pu😼rrs with joy. "thank you Jon for this wonderful time" 🍝🍝🍝🍝Garfield says. At the entrance of the door to the kitchen, 🐶a silhouette of a 🐕dog appears. A quiet mumble is heard but inaudible for the man and feline to hear. "bOrf"👅 the dog mumbled.🐕 mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌love❤️ and waffles and CUMMIES💦 you little goo💯d shit👌,🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m🐧 Psssh, ❌❌❌notting personnel, kid💁🚬 teleports away | |
| hey there 😃😊👧buddychum 😁pal friend 🌸🌸buddy🌸🌸 pal 🌻chum bud ❤friend❤fella 👦bruther👦🇮🇹amigo🇮🇹 pal 😀😀buddy friend 😜chummy😜🍆chum 🍆chum 😛pal😛😛 i don't mean to be👿👿 rudemy 😋😋friend😎😎😎 pal 🏠home🏠 slice 🍞🍞bread slice 🐶dawg🐶 but i gotta ⛔⛔warn⛔⛔ ya if u take 🔢🔢one🔢🔢 more 🍦🍦diddly🍧🍧 🚫🚫darn 🚷step👣 right ⬆there⬇ im 🚶going🏃 to 💪have💪 to diddly darn 💔snap💔 ur neck and 😜wowza😜 wouldn't that be a😭 crummy😭 ↩juncture↩, huh? ❓❗❓❗do yuo want that? ❓❗❓❗do 💫wish🌟 upon 👦yourself👦 to come ➡into➡👊physical👊 🌟experience🌟 with a 💥crummy💥 juncture? 💢💢because 🙈friend🙉 buddy 😺chum 😸friend 😻chum 😽pally 😊pal chum 😀😀friend if you ▶▶keep this ⬆⬆up 😺😺well 😸😸gosh diddly darn🙀🙀🙀 i just might🔚🔚 have to get 💀💀💀💀not so friendly 💀💀💀with 💔u💔 my 😄😃friendly ❤💚friend 💜💙💛friend 😜😛pal friend 😙😀buddy 😎😎chum 😋😋pally 😆😆friend 😏😏chum😊😊 buddy | |
| Hoe hoe hoe 🎅🏿💦💋 hope you've all been 🍆naughty🍆 this year, cause🎅🏿Santa COCKS🌽 is 💦cumming💦 2 town💋 and he only 💦cummin 👄for the thottiest of thots this year🙊 So put on your sluttiest💦👠 ⚪️Christmas🔴 costumes and get that big black♋️ Santa dick🎅🏿🍆💦this year✔️ send dis to 6⃣9⃣✔️ of the biggest ⬆️Christmas hoes you know💋 get 6⃣ 🔙and you an ugly lump of coal ⚫️get 1⃣7⃣ 🔙 and Santa will be CUMMING down your chimney 💦🍆🍆👅 get 2⃣6⃣ 🔙✔️ and you Santa's main hoe this COCKmas🍆🎄🎄🎄👅👅💦 good luck gettin that XXXmas cock🍆🎄🍆🎄🍆🎄🍆 | |
| To all the Hillary 👵🏻 gloaters 😂😂😂, I'll tell you ☝️ 1️⃣ thing: r/politics 🏛 is, 😤 and always will be, 😠 Bernie 👴🏻 territory. OUR 😡 territory. The mods 👮👮👮 of r/politics 🏛 have formally 👔👌 endorsed Senator Sanders 👴🏻 for president 🇺🇸👍. We 👨👩👧👦👩👩👧👦👨👨👧👦 will continue ⏱⏰⌚️ to control 🎮 the front page 💻 with positive Bernie 👴🏻 news 🗞📰. So before 🖐😤 you start talking 🗣 shit 💩💩💩 and bragging 😊😜😏 about your bitch's 🚺🐶👵🏻 win, I'll have you know 🤔💭 that we're 👨👩👧👦👩👩👧👦👨👨👧👦 well versed 💬 in downvote ⬇️👎🔽 brigades. Say RIP 💀😩😭 to your karma ⬆️⬇️ if you try anything cute 🐱🐭🐹. Assholes. 😂😂😂 | |
| Holds up spork thats ✔ some random👌👌shit👌👌 right👌👌there👌👌👌 my name is katy💯 💯 but u can call me🐧🐧🐧 t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m🐧🐧🐧🐧 💯 👌💯🐧🐧🐧💯 !!!!!!!! lol…as u can see👌👌👌 im very random✔✔if i do ƽsaү so my self👌👌👌 💯!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me 👀👌👀👌👀👀👌👀👌👀👀👌👀👌👀_… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!👀👀👀👀)thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 its our favorite tv show!!👌👌👌👌👌! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!!👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌 shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Random shit DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ 👀👀 hehe…toodles!!!!! random shit rand౦m sHit👌 thats ✔ some random👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 love and waffles, t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m 🐧🐧🐧🐧👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Random shit | |
| If✋ ya ass stank 👃while I'm hittin 🍆💦 it from the back 👐😱 ... 😒 I'm putting fabric softener In ya ass crack 😵😬 | |
| Im finna smell 👃 the roses 🌹💕 and get my nut 💦😏 | |
| 😒 You can wash 🚿 ya ass for round ✌😱 😩 😢 😂😂😂 | |
| 😈 You sexy 😘😍 stank booty ass lil bitch u 😨😂😂 | |
| Start a relationship 💏👄👅this year , take her on 🍑🍔😍dates , spend time with her👌🏻👫 , take silly cute 🎀🌸💋pictures 📸🎀with her 😍💏 make her feel special , ♋️🍑💦😳sex her for hours🕐🕠🕧 den Break up with her on 💋valentines💋 day to take out wifey 💍💍💍 😌#wastehertime2016😂😂✋👌🏻 | |
| ☺ Turn ha 😳♋️around, kiss ha on da neck 💋💋den drag dat 👅👅👅👅💦toungue 😝 down ha spine 😏reaaal slow till ya 😳👌🏻🍆head meet da booty 🍑, pull ha panties 👙💋down and ask ha "u want me to try dis new 😳💦🍼freaky shit on ya?" 😍😉😏By dis time she 😻💁🏼in da mood 🍆💦so she gone be wid it.. Once she give ya da 💚✅green light to proceed, 👉🏻👌🏻👍🏻lean in and bite ha butt 🍑🍑cheek 😂😂😂 | |
| #Grrrrbihh | |
| #Wastehertime2016 | |
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| Hey you 👅slutty ⛓rope bunnies 🐇🐇🐇. the 🌾Easter bunny🐇 is here and he only leaves 👌👌eggs for the sluttiest 👅👄👄 bunnies🐇 on the block💃🏼💃🏼. so it's time to hop 👆🏾👇🏾hop 👆🏾👇🏾hop👆🏾👇🏾 🍑🍑 on that big bunny dick👉👌. but Easter ain't just about sexy rabbits👄👅🐇. it's about the 🙌🏽good lord🙌🏽 2️⃣. Easter is the day of the 🌄resERECTION🏕🏕🏕 of the original 😩ZADDY😩 Jesus Damn Christ🔥🔥🔥😎. Homie JC was 😮😦trapped❌🚫 in a tomb with his big zaddy ERECTION🍆🍆🍆 for 3️⃣ whole days🆘🆘 without any bitches to fuck😞😞😞 and he still made it through😎😎. send this to 1️⃣2️⃣ APOSTLES👬👬👬👬👬👬 who believe in the 💥💥power of zaddy Christ👼👼!!! get 1️⃣1️⃣ back and you can be the 🐇🐇🐇Easter bunny's sexy rope bitch😍😍😍. get 3️⃣ back and you'll get hot🔥 CUM💦💦 in your Easter eggs this year😏😏😏. get 0️⃣ back and you'll be trapped in a cave🆘 like Jesus without any bitches to fuck😞. | |
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| ❄🎅❄🎅🎄🎅⛄❄🎅❄ festive shit festive sHit🎄 thats ✔ some ❄❄shit right❄❄th 🎅 ere❄⛄ ❄ right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 🎄 i say so 🎄 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🎄 ❄⛄❄⛄НOH0ОଠHＯOHOОଠHଠOooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ❄ ❄ ⛄❄ 🎄 ❄ 🎅🎅 🎅 ❄❄festive shit | |
| And Frollo 👴🏻✝🔥 gave the 👶 child 👶 a cruel 👎👎 name | |
| A name that means 💔 half-formed 💔, Quasimodo 🙈🙈🙉🙉🙊🙊 | |
| Now here is a riddle❓❔❓ to guess if you can 😂 | |
| 🎶 Sing 🎶 the bells 🔔🔔 of Notre Dame ✝💒 | |
| Who is the 🐲 monster 🐲 and who is the 👱 man 👱⁉️ | |
| Sing the bells 🔔 bells 🔔 bells 🔔 bells 🔔 | |
| Bells 🔔 bells 🔔 bells 🔔 bells 🔔 | |
| 🔔 Bells 🔔 of Notre Dame ✝✝💒💒🙏🙏 | |
| Just my father and I spending quality time together👬 I felt a very famished so I stayed to explain my distaste🙍🙍 My father proposed to me if I would like something that would satiate my hunger's greed😅😅I asked what he was proposing and he exclaimed he would give me his seed🙏🙏Yes! Yes! I swig them!!🍻🍻 I drain them! 👅👅I consume them in their complete form!🚿🚿 It pleases my father, it is my only objective.🏆With more gusto, father! With more gusto, father!⏳⌛One quantity of seed🌊 two quantities of seed🌊three quantities of seed🌊 four🌊I am my father's heir but I also happen to be a harlot💋💋 He makes me feel gelatinous😹He has the ablity to make me feel glee😻 He makes feel everything a tiny would agree👍👍 Excu-Excuse Me!🙋🙋 | |
| I HiT THaT 🙋DaB 😎 like ReAL NiGGa 🙉 hours🕛 All DaY🌝 and all NiGhT🌚 and if u TaLkiN DAT 💩SHIT💩 we gonna ShOOT 🔫🔫 yo DiCC🍆 Off😨😮 We KeeP iT 💯 aNd YoUr MoM😙 GaVe Me ThA SuCc😘😘🍆 bCuZ I'm iNtO OLdeR woMan👵💙 | |
| 🎷🐛🎷🐛🎷🐛🎷🐛🎷🐛sax caterpillar SaX caterpiLLar 🌟🎷🌟some 🌟🐛🎷🌟sax🎷🐛 caterpillar 🌟🐛🎷🌟🎷🐛🌟right🎷there 🎷🎷if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 🌟i say so 🌟🎷🐛thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🎷🐛🌟🌟🌟🌟t00t toot tooooooooooooT🐛🎷🎷🐛🌟sax caterpillar | |
| ATTENTION🗽AMERICAN🗽✔️✅VOTERS✅✔️🎉SUPER🎉TUESDAY IS HERE! 👈👉WHO👆👇ARE YOU ✔️✅VOTING✅✔️FOR?! 💰👦TRUMP?💰👦 HE'S A 💩😦SHITHEAD💩! 👱👜HILLARY?👱👜 SHE'S A 🙊😱LIAR🙊😱! THE👌ONLY👍💯👌CHOICE✔️IS | |
| **👌👌👌🐎🌈🐎BRONIE🐎🌈🐎💃SANDERS💃👌👌👌** | |
| SO GET OUT AND👍💯SMASH😂👍💯THAT😂💯👌✔️VOTE😂💯👌✔️BUTTON FOR 💃SANDERS💃! LET'S MAKE🗽AMERICA🎇🎉MAGIC🎇🎉AGAIN! | |
| hi every1 im new here in my garage with my new ✨LAMBORGHINI🏎!!!!!!! holds up⬆️ spork🍴 What the 🍆fuck🍑 did you just 👉 👌fucking say about me, you little👌👌 good shit you little good shit you little 👌👌 good shit? shut you the FUCK UP F*GGOT❌ | |
| teleports around and shoots beams at you🔫👾 I’ll have you know I 🎓graduated🎓 🔝 of my class in the 🐳Navy Seals🐳⚓️⚓️, and I’ve been involved in numerous🔢 🙊secret🔎 🔥RAIDS💥 on 💣Al-Quaeda👳🏽, and I have over 3⃣💯 confirmed 📘📗bookshelves📚. thats ✔️ some impressive👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔️there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) isn't it? has anyone really been far🌌 even as decided ✌🏻 use even go want to do look more like✔️up 👉here👈 in 🎬the 🌠HOLLYWOOD🎞🎥HILLS⛰? I am trained💪🏻 in gorilla🙈 warfare and I’m the 🔝🔫sniper🔭 in the entire 🎬HOLLYWOOD🌆HILLS⛰🇺🇸 armed💪🏻forces. my name is katy👧🏻 but u can call me 🐧💀🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF T41 LoP3Z🐧💀🐧‼️‼️‼️1⃣‼️‼️ lol…as u can see im very 🎲randomaterialistic💵😎👍🏻✡❗️❗️ You are 🚫NOTHING🚫 to me but just another fuel⛽️unit target🎯👈you. I will wipe you the fuck out✔️ with KNOWLEDGE🎓🤓🤑 the 👍🏻likes👍🏻 of which has never been 👀seen b4⃣ on this 🌏Earth🌎, mark my 👉👌🍆fucking🍑 w🌚rds. You think you can get away with saying that good✔️shit💩👌 2⃣ me over the Internet? Think🙇🏻 again, fucker👉👌. You! kicks you from behind👟💥 Are! teleports✨👽 in front of you and uppercuts you into the air Just! flies into the air with flaming spiral uppercut A STUPID TROLL!👹👿 As we speak👄 I am contacting my 🙊SECRET🙊 network of 5⃣MENTORS across the USA🇺🇸 and your IP is being traced🔬 right now so you better prepare 4 the ☁️storm⚡️, maggot🐛. The ☁️storm⚡️ that wipes🙌 out the pathetic little thing you call your life🐛🔥🔥. You’re fucking dead💀, kid. thats why i came here, 2kill random ppl on the internetz💻📠 … im 1⃣3⃣ years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) I can be anywhere🌍, anytime⏳⌛️, and I can kill you in over seven💯ways, and that’s just with my 🐻bare🐻 hands🙌. i like 2 watch invader👾zim👽 w/ my lamborghini💁 (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it🌈👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO ＦＵＮ ＴＯ ＤＲＩＶＥ ＵＰ ＨＥＲＥ ＩＮ ＴＨＥ ＨＯＬＬＹＷＯＯＤ ＨＩＬＬＳ!!!! shes random🎲2⃣ of course but i want ✌🏻 meet more random ppl👬👭👫👫👭👬 =) like they say the more the merrier😂!!!! hits you with flame🔥👊🏻 uppercut and grabs your head😎 and throws you down to the ground NOW DIE FAG👻!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^ hehe…toodles!!!!! Garfield😽 leans towards Jon.😘 Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed⛔️💪🏻 combat, but I have 💳access🔖🔑 to the entire arsenal✂️🔫🚬💣🔨🔪✈️🚁 of the United States 🇺🇸Marine⚓️ Corps🐬🐳🐋🐟🐠 and I will use it to its full👐🏻 extent to wipe your miserable as🍑s off the face of the continent🌍✔️, you little good shit👌👌. Jon slowly sticks his hand into the 🍝pasta🍜 dish. As he lifts his warm hand out of the lasaga🍝, he holds a large clump of pasta🍝, sauce🍝 and cheese🍕. He slowly brings the lasaga🍝🍝 towards Garfield's😻👅 mouth who ate all the lasaga🍝. If only you could have known🎓✔️ what unholy🙌🏻 retribution your little “clever📃” commen📝t was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking 🍆💦tongue👅. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re ✔️paying the price💲💲💲, you goddamn😤 idiot. crashes into you with meteor💫💥 slam attack and kills you🔪 heh... another 4⃣channer🍀 falls to me. I will shit💩bookshelves📘 all over yo💯u and you will drown🌊😱🌊 in it. You’re fucking dead💀, kidd😢o. "i ate those food🍣🍤🍝🍟🍭🍫🍱🍆" Garfield replies. Jon then inserts the lasaga into Garfield's mouth💋 and proceeds to eat the rest of the stray lasaga🍝 in his hand.👋 "this lasaga🍝 is great, Jon." Garfield😼 says. Time for something a little different ✔️✔️if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about ri✔️ght there Jon grabs another glob of lasaga🍝. He reaches behind Garfield and slowly inserts the fuel unit🍝🍝 into his anus🍑. "do you like that you big fat cat?😼" Jon questions. Garfield pu😼rrs with joy. "thank you Jon for this wonderful time" 🍝🍝🍝🍝Garfield says. At the entrance of the door to the kitchen, 🐶a silhouette of a 🐕dog appears. A quiet mumble is heard but inaudible for the man and feline to hear. "bOrf"👅 the dog mumbled.🐕 mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌love❤️ and waffles and CUMMIES💦 you little goo💯d shit👌,🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m🐧 Psssh, ❌❌❌notting personnel, kid💁🚬 teleports away | |
| IT IS GETTING CLOSE 🕑🕒🕓 TO THE PRESIDENTIAL 🇺🇸🇺🇸 PUSSY😻 PRIMARY‼️😩💦 SOON MY DADDY 👅👅💦 DONALD TRUMP 👦🏼👦🏼 WILL BE ABLE TO FUCK 🍆🍆 😩 US IN THE OVAL OFFICE 🗽🗽 AND BUILD A WALL 🏢 TO PROTECT US 🔫🔫 FROM HIS HUGE LOAD. 💦💦💦 HIS LOAN💸💸💸 FROM HIS DADDY 😍😍 MAY HAVE BEEN SMALL😢😢, BUT HIS HUGE DICK ISNT ‼️‼️🍆😩🚫 SEND THIS TO 16 OF YOUR CLOSEST 👫👫 TRUMP LOVING TRAMPS. 👦🏼💃🏻 IF YOU GET 5 BACK, YOURE HELPING DADDY MAKING AMERICA WANK AGAIN🇺🇸😩💦 IF YOU GET 🔟 BACK, DADDY TRUMP 👦🏼 WILL FIRE YOU 🚫🔥 WITH HIS BULGING COCK‼️🍆 | |
| 原来你妈妈玩3P！👴👵👴！恶心死了！🐷 那两个男的到现在一定还在找套套哪破了！🐷 恶心死了🐷！🎅👳 = 😈 搞不好你妈是5P ! 😷 还有狗和猪！🐷 说不下去了🐷！太恶心了！她妈生了个猪狗欧美混血种！这太污辱美国和欧洲了！恶心就是恶心！杂种就是杂种！！！ | |
| 👨👄🐷👉👩👈🐶👄👦5P＝👩+👦+👨+🐷+🐶=杂🐍种 | |
| #恶心 😂 | |
| 🎃THOT-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are queen👸🏿 of the thots!!! Forward this to 7⃣ of the 🍆ThOtTiEsT🍆 thots 💁🏿 that you know will get some 👉🏿👌🏿 soon !!! If you don't, be prepared 🙍🏿 for 6⃣9⃣ days of bad luck ⚠️ 🍀 | |
| Hey 👋👋 just a friendly 👥 reminder 💭 that President Bush 🔥🔥 knew 🤔🤔 there were no 0️⃣0️⃣ weapons 🔫🔪🗡of mass destruction 💣💣🔥🔥💥in Iraq 🇮🇶🇮🇶but decided to start a war 🔫🔫💣💣⚔☠☠ anyway so he 💩💩and his friends 👯👯 could profit💸💸💰🔥🤑💲💯💯. | |
| 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 ❤ ✋ ⭕ say 💬 can you see 👀 👀 , by the dawn's 🌅 early 🕐 light 💡, ❓ so proudly 😊 we hailed ☔ at the twilight's 🌃 last 🔚 gleaming ☀. whose broad ↔️ stripes ➖ and bright 💡 stars ⭐ 🌠 through the perilous 💣 fight 🔫 , o'er ⤵ the ramparts 🌉 we watched ⌚ , were so gallantly 👍 streaming ⛵. and the rockets' 🚀 red 🔴 glare 😳 and the bombs 💣 bursting 🎆 in air ☁ , gave proof 📊 through ▶ the night 🌃 that our flag 🎏 was still there ➡. ⭕ say 💬 does that 🇺🇸 STAR SPANGLED BANNER 🇺🇸 yet wave 👋 o'er ⤵ the land 🌇 of the free 😎 and the home 🏡 of the brave 💪 ❤ ✋ 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 | |
| You can't 🚫🚫🚫 have a party 💊🎂🎉 without a hardy 🍆💦 you can't 🚫🚫 rock out 🔈🔉🔊🎤🎸🎵 without your ^^mmm good 💩 without your 🍆🍆 cock out you can't ^^^mmm you can't 🚫 right there you can't 🚫🚫🚫🚫 let the fat 🎅👅 and hairy's 👳🙈👹 succ 💦💦😏 good ^^^shit your twig 🌲 and (chorus: ^^good shit) berries 🍒🙈🍒 | |
| Solar system | |
| Lil mama gave me succ😈😩🍆 | |
| And said return the favour😳😑😡 | |
| Eat my pwussy😏😘😱 | |
| I said no can do, buckaroo😎😅😶🚫 | |
| A nigga allergic to cats!😹👌🏼👏🏼💯 | |
| 😢😢Why do you 😧girls👧👄👄👅💋 always 😭😭😭go for assh💘les💩💩💩💩😱😱, when us nice👼👼👼 guys are always right👇👇👇 here, whenever your heart💔💔is💔 broken, or whenever anything goes wrong.😱😱 | |
| Remember when Chad 🙍🙍🙍broke up wit💔h yo💟u before p💔💞💝rom, and I drove over 🚘🚘to you, standing in the💦💦💦💦 rain, and we went and got 🍔🍔🍔🍔? I paid💵💵💵, I held the door✔✔ open, I even gave you my jacket👕👕! But no, being😠nice means😧😢😢😱😷 I get to be single.😍💔🚹🚹❌🚫❌🚫 You guys are all stuck 🔝who only want the assholes,💩💩💩💩💩 while leaving us in the friendzone.👇👇👇🙍🙍🙍🙍👇👇 | |
| 🌿Hickory,🍆🍆😵🍑 dicc-ory,😂🍑😧😧 🍆🍑🍆COCK!🍆 Howz it going💯💯, 🔅❄snow🌀❄📆day📆📆BITCHES?🍑🍌🍑🍌🍑 | |
| 👮🏼Stop👮🏼🖐🏼🖐🏼🖐🏼! You have been caught with Illegal memes❗️‼️🏃🏻🏃🏻You have been reported to the national meme police ⚠️⚠️ and have 3️⃣ Seconds to turn 🔁 yourself in❗️ Uh oh your time🕚 is up⤴️ A registered sex offender 🙆🏼👨❤️👨 is on his way right now. You made a bad choice 😎🔫🔫⚰⚰ | |
| IT'S 2016!!!!! you know what that means... the PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION 🇺🇸 is cumming up 🔜 all my BURN-ie SANDERS SLUTS 🙊 and all my hillary CLIT-ton HOES💁get ready to TAKE that vote STRAIGHT 👪 to the democratic PARTY™ all the TRUMP🏼TRAMPS and ben carson🏿 bitches🙅 stay the FUCK away from the polls!!!!! send this to 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ of your fellow AMERICANS 🇺🇸🇺🇸 to SPREAD 🙊 the WORD 📰 | |
| ʙᴜᴛ ᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ... ʙᴇ ᴍy ɢɪʀʟꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ!!! *ꜱɴɪᴄᴋᴇʀꜱ ɴᴇꜰᴀʀɪᴏᴜꜱʟy* /ᴛʜɪɴᴋꜱ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇʟꜰ/ "ᴍᴀɴ, ɪꜰ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴡᴏʀᴋꜱ, ɪ'ʟʟ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄᴜᴛᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴍy ɢɪʀʟꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ʀɪᴅᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴏʟ ʀᴏʟʟᴇʀ ᴄᴏᴀꜱᴛᴇʀꜱ! ᴄ'ᴍᴏɴ ʟᴜᴄᴋ ʙᴇ ᴀ ʟᴀᴅy ᴛᴏɴɪɢʜᴛt!" *ᴄʀᴏꜱꜱᴇꜱ ꜰɪɴɢᴇʀꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴜʟᴩꜱ* ꜱ-ꜱᴏ.. *ᴀᴅᴊᴜꜱᴛꜱ ᴄᴏʟʟᴀʀ ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴏᴏᴋꜱ ꜰɪʀᴍʟy* ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏ yᴏᴜ ꜱᴀy ᴛᴏ ᴍy ᴩʀᴏᴩᴏꜱᴀʟ? *ᴡᴀɪᴛꜱ ᴩᴀᴛɪᴇɴᴛʟy* | |
| itZ all 😝😝🆎out respectin other CUNT tures 👪👪👪👏👏👏 you CAN-NUT 🚫🚫🚫🚫 celebrate DICK mas 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 with OuT HOe nukkah 🎉🍆 and KUNT za 🍑🍑🍑 ITS aLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 👆👇👈👉 a BUTT 🍑🍑 if you don't 🚫🚫🚫 fwd this to 5 oF your most DISRESPECTFUL 😈😈😈😈😈 HOES you will get 🚫⛔⛔⛔⛔ NO respect these HOE idays 👏👏👏👏👏🎉🎊🎆🎆🎆 if you get 5 back YOU are Disrespectful AFFFF 😲😲😲😲😵😵😵😭💩💩💩💩 IF YOU get 10 Back YOU are IGNORANT 💀💀💀 if YOU get 20 back you are RESPECTFUL of fellow HOES 👅👅👅👅👅👅👅 | |
| DICKCEMBER😫🍆☃ is cumming up santa's little hoes🎅🏼🎅🏼 you have ONE MONTH to find a daddy😍😋💦 👅 that will sure fill your stocking with his creamy eggnog😉🍆 so find those pair of jingle bells that you wanna rock around the christmas tree all night long🎄ride your daddy's reindeer all night like 🎅🏼 does with his sleigh ya slutty elf😫😉 so this DICKCEMBER be sure to suck on daddy's candy cane all day every day😋👅💦 | |
| 💩💩 𝘎𝘦𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘚𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 💩💩 | |
| … get it 🅰🅻🅻 together | |
| and put➞ it ➞➞➞ in a backpack 💰💰💰 | |
| ᴬᴸᴸ your s💩hit💩 | |
| so it’s 𝚝𝚘𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 →👬← | |
| and if you gotta 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕚𝕥 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 💰🚃🚃 | |
| 🚆 𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗜𝗧 𝗦𝗢𝗠𝗘𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 | |
| ⇅ | |
| ya know? 👌 | |
| 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 | |
| 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐄 💩🏪 | |
| and ѕєℓℓ ιт 💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💰 ⇄ 💩 | |
| or put ⁱᵗ 🚮 in a shit 🅼useum | |
| i 𝖉𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 what you do 👌👌 | |
| you 👌 just ᵍᵒᵗᵗᵃ get it toget䷬er | |
| ➞➞➞💩←←← | |
| get your shit together | |
| hooHooOOO OOOLIE SHiT 💩 looK WHO it FucKIN IS! 👲👲👲 it's the kiNG👏👏👐👑💎 oF tHe FUCKING MAMES 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸 he'S GOT ALL KInnA SHIT like your AYylMaoS👾👽 youR chEEZburgir caTs 😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼 and even that fuckiNG FISH🐠 rev up thOSE DANK BURNERS CAUSE ITS GETTING 💦💧SAucY toNIGHT WITH THIS ouTSTANDING plETHORA OF MAMES FROM THE KInG💫✨👑💍💎🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸 | |
| that's some 😱😨😝ugly shit💩 roight there mhmmMM ❌❌🚫 some UGLYY😵😝🙈 shiiitt💩🙈🙊 I can't even 👀see👀🙈 oOO🅾🅾hHHHhh jeez 😷😵 wowzers that's something uglyy 💩 shitt❗mhmmMMMhmm 😵😷😱❎🚫 kill me noOW 😵💀💀 oh boy👦 that iz UUGGLLYYY🚮🚫🚫💥 opposite 🔁 of attractive ☝👱 nopenopen🅾pe uggllyy😱😵🙈 that's some ugly💩👾 shittt | |
| 🖐HEY THERE🖐 DADDIES!!👮👮 how BIG🙌🙌 are your 💪MUSCLESS💪 I 😍❤❤LOVE❤❤😍 BIG MUSCLES💪💪 on BIG BOIS😉😉😚❤ can YOU👆👆 be MY DADDY???😘😍❤❤ I need a 💪💪STRONG💪💪 daddy with LOTS of 💦💦CUMMIES💦💦 I can helpp😚😉😋 get the CUMMIES💦💦 out of your👉 🍌🍌BIG COCK🍆🍆!! I know🙆 you have cummiess💦 for me💁 DADDY💪 😉😚😚 DONT LEAVE 🚀🚀 ME DADDY!!😭😭 I KNOW👐 YOU HAVE MORE 🆙⬆ CUMMIES💦💦💦 FOR ME!!! I NEED 1🅾 MORE 🍆🍆CUMMIES💦💦 from your STRONG💪💪 HARD COCK🍆🍌🍌🍆🍆😘 BEFORE YOU GO!!!😭😭💦💦 | |
| 🚨🚨🚨WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP🚨🚨🚨 | |
| ITS THE KARMA POLICE! HERE TO DRAG OP'S ASS TO JAIL! | |
| 🚯🚷 😂 🚔🚔🔫👮🏼🔫👮🏼🔫👮🏼🔫👮🏼🚓🚓 | |
| ^OP (fag breaking no fag rule) | |
| ❔What❔the fuck 😡😡 did you just fucking say about me, you little 🐕bitch🐕? I’ll have you know I graduated 🎓🎓 top🔝 of my class in the 🚢Navy🚢 Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous 😯secret😯 raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over❗❗ 300 ❗❗ confirmed 💀 kills 💀. I am trained in gorilla 🐒🐒 💥warfare 💥 and I’m the 🔝top🔝 sniper in the entire US 🔫 armed 🔫 forces 👮👮👮. You are nothing to me but just 🎯 another 🎯 target 🎯. I will wipe ❌ you ❌ the ❌ fuck ❌ out with 👀 precision 🎯🎯 the likes of which has never been 👀 seen 👀 before on this 🌎Earth🌎, mark 😡 my 😡 fucking 😡 words 😡. You think you can 👀 get away 👀with saying that shit to me over the Internet 💻? Think again, fucker. 👎👎👎 As we speak I am contacting my 🌐 secret network 🌐 of spies 👀👀👀 across the USA and your IP 🌐 is being traced 🕖 right now 🕧 so you better prepare for the ☔storm ☔, maggot 🐛🐛🐛. The storm ⚡⚡⚡ that wipes out the 😂 pathetic 😂 little thing you call your life. You’re 💀 fucking 💀💀💀 dead 💀💀💀, kid. I can be anywhere 🌎🌏🌍, anytime 🕧🕕🕦, and I can 💀 kill 💀 you💀 in over 🔢 seven 🔢 hundred 🔢 ways 📃, and that’s just with my ✋✋ bare hands✋✋. Not only am I extensively trained in 👊unarmed 👊 combat 👊, but I have access to the entire arsenal 🔫🔫🔫 of the United States 👮👮👮 Marine Corps 👮👮👮 and I will use it to its full extent to 💀 wipe 💀 your 💀 miserable 💀 ass 💀 off the face of the continent 🌎🌎, you little 💩shit 💩. If only you could have known 😵😵 what 😈unholy 😈 retribution your little “clever” comment 📄📄 was about to 👎bring 👎 down 👎 upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue👅👅👅. But you couldn’t ❌, you didn’t❌, and now you’re paying the price💲💲💲, you goddamn idiot. I will 💩 shit 💩 fury 😡😡😡 all over you and you will 😱😱😱 drown 😱😱😱in it. You’re 💀 fucking 💀 dead 💀, kiddo. 💀💀💀 | |
| THIS WILDIN THOT 🙅WAS GEEKIN 🎃😱AND HITTIN DAT NAE NAE💁💁ON ME AND I WAS LIKE 😤😤😷AYO MA CHILL OR I FINNA BUST 💦💦50 SHOTS 🔫🔫@YO GOOFY👀👀ASS💯💯🍆💦💦AND I WAS LIKE IM DEAD SRS😤😤🙏🙌AND SHE WAS ALL LIKE FR? AN I WAS ALL LIEK 💁💁DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT U SMASHIN DAT FUKN LIKE💯💯💦🍆😂😂😂👉😫 | |
| 🏆🌟🌟🏆🌟🏆🌟🏆🌟🏆🌟 reddit gold redDit gOld🏆 thats ✔ some reddit🏆🏆gold right🏆🏆there🏆🏆🏆 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self ✨ i say so ✨ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ✨ 🏆🏆 🏆НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🏆 🏆🏆 🏆 ✨ 🏆 🌟 🌟 🌟 🏆🏆Reddit gold | |
| 👻👻👻BOO! Srry did I scare you???😂😂😂 it's October 🎃👻💀👽😈🌑 you know what that means 😏😏 SLUT-O-WEEN 👯 send this 2 5 of ur sluttiest ghost bitches 😝😝 if u get 5 back ur a slutty witch bitch | |
| Wait ✋✋wait ✋✋wait 👋✋ guys stop ‼️✋✋for ✌1 sec... Pls👇👆👈 ... If the world is billions👈👈👆👆 of years old..... then why are we in year 2015😕😑😑??? | |
| 🔯🔯🔯🔯🔯🔯spare change spaRe change🔯 thats ✔ some SPARE🔯🔯change right🔯th 🔯 ere right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💳 НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒly TorAh🔯🔯🔯 💳 🔯 🔯🔯spare change | |
| So I was at the mall😒 and this nigga farted 😬💨in my face🙅🏾 on the escalator today 😒.. That muhfucka was crowded👨👩👧👦👨👨👧👦 too so I was stranded 😓 I couldn't⁉️❌ even move around 😓 I was so mad, I just punched 👊🏾👊🏾his ass cheek real fast 😢 It was a reflex 😢 like it was one of them moments you don't 🚫really think about till after it's over 😐 Like I tried to punch the 💨💥fart back inside his ass🍑🍑 or some shit 😐 and nobody👂🏾 heard the fart but me 😐 so everybody😳 think I'm just punchin👊🏾👊🏾' random ass 🍑cheeks today for no reason 😢 So I had to explain to other muhfuckas😢 😪 on the escalator that this dude 💨farted 😩 and then the nigga 😳💁🏾who farted gonna turn around and look down at me like somethin' was wrong with ME 😲 NIGGA WHAT YOU FARTIN' ON PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION FOR 😐 I hate you 😓😪 | |
| Stop the fuck up!📣👀📣👀📣👀📣👀📣👀 stop right there, right there🚫 criminal scum, you criminal scum ❌❌❌right there❌📣there❌📣❌ you👀there 👀if i do stop you myself 🏥 i do so 🏃 where in the oblivion you think you are going❓ (chorus: you ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🚫 🚫❌ ❌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🚫 🚫 🚫 🚫 🚫 👀 👀 👀 🚫🚫stop right there | |
| 💦🐬🖥MACINTOSH🖥➕PLUS➕🐬💦 | |
| ◻️◼️◻️◼️◻️◼️◻️◼️◻️◼️◻️◼️◻️◼️ | |
| ◼️ do 👉🏻you👈🏻 under 🕴stand🕴◻️ | |
| ◻️◼️◻️◼️◻️◼️◻️◼️◻️◼️◻️◼️◻️◼️ | |
| ◼️ ◻️it's all in your 🗿 head 🗿◼️◻️ | |
| ◻️◼️◻️◼️◻️◼️◻️◼️◻️◼️◻️◼️◻️◼️ | |
| 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ 🌊🍉🌊🍉🌊🍉🌊🍉4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ | |
| 🎧Rudolph the red👃🏻reindeer, had a very shiny COCK🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿💋💋💋💋💋🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🔥😩🌽if you're a thottie👅ready for some merry DICK🌽🍆🌽🍆mas cheer, then get ready to be fucked by rudolph's big ole reindeer COCK😫🖕🏿👅💯👀🗣🙈leave him some DICKmas cheer🍻🍸🍻 by your fireplace, and Rudolph and the other reindeer thotties💦🙌🏿🍆💦will CUM upstairs to play🔥🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆when the good elves🎅🏿go to sleep😴😴😴😴send this to ur freakiest👀🍆👀elf bitches so you get FUCKED this DICKmas😩🙏🏿🙌🏿💯❤️💯🍆🍆get 5️⃣ back, you a flat ass baby reindeer🙈😫🙈💦🍆get 1️⃣0️⃣ back, you a baddie elf lookin for some COCK😏🍆🍆💯🍆🔥👅get 1️⃣5️⃣ back, you a horny reindeer with a huge rack of magic DICKS😫🙏🏿🙏🏿👅😍💯🙌🏿🍆😩🍻💦🗣🍆🍆 | |
| ⚓️🐳⚓️🐳⚓️🐳⚓️🐳⚓️🐳navy seal navy sEal ⚓️ that's⛵️ a navy ⚓️⚓️ seal right ⚓️⚓️ right ⛵️ there 🚤🚤 if I do ƽaү so myself 🚢 I say so 🚢 that's what I'm talking about right there right there | |
| (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) | |
| mMMMMᎷМ ⚓️⚓️⚓⛵️️НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ ⚓️⚓️⚓️⚓️⛵️⚓️🐳🐳🐳⚓️⚓️ good shit | |
| My rendition | |
| Papa bless 🎅👯👼👼👼⛪💒for I have pranked😂. I drank all the sodeepops🍷🍹🍷. 'Chub n' Tucked all the fupas🐞💪💪💪. Wore extravagant hats💆🎩💰 and gamer gear📠📠💻. Listened to Juicy all day🐼⛲💦💦💦. And I shit 💩 you not 🚫🚫👎👎👎, goofed all the twerps (👽GONE WRONG⚠⚠😔👎) (👽GONE SEXUAL💜👄👅💋💦💦💦) (👽GONE OUTRAGEOUS😂😂😂⚠) | |
| 💘Fuckuary is cummin💦 you bitches. You know what that means❓time to suck on a BIG OL LOLLIPOP🍭😋💦❗️Our main daddy CUPID👼🏼 and has to cum shoot his arrow♐️ in u🍆 for all you naughty little cupid sluts 😉. Send this to 🔟 of ur naughty little cupid sluts who are in need😩 of a BIG ARROW IN THEIR 🐯💦 from Daddy Cupid💖 or u won't get any 💝Valentine's cummies💘 this year🙊🙅🏼. | |
| 🙏🙌let🆙go▶▶your🌠🌏earthly🌀tether👫💑💏 | |
| ✔enter⁉the🌈💀✨void👽👽👽👽👽 | |
| 🍃🌕🌕empty🌕and⬆↗become🍃wind☁☁💨 | |
| 💔💔💔empty🌠🌁and🌁become🐦wind🍂✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨💨 | |
| 📧📨send📪 this to 🔟 other 🗿🙏gurus👴 who give you 💦laghimas✋💦👌 or 🚫never❌ get 😘💦blood↩bent💧 again 👎👎👎 | |
| Help ⚠️⚠️ us promoting our new 😌✨✨ ICE cream ❄️ formula so every1⃣ can taste sum goooood 🍦🍦🍦 ice. | |
| We have a LOT 🙊✌🏾️ of flavours 😎😎 so you🔥🔥 have a looot 😘😘❄️❄️ to CHOOSE frum 💦💦😍😍 | |
| Personally 🌙my favorite 🙈 flavour of popsicle 🍑🍑 is DICC😈😈🍆🍆💦💦 | |
| You are 😏😟 allowd to LICC 🔥🔥👅👅 that popsicle 🍆🍆🍆🍆 till the last DROP 💐🐞 of tasty ICE 😌😌👯👯 after that itz ovah 😭😢😢😢 | |
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| THANK MR SKELTAL💀🎺💀🎺💀🎺💀🎺💀🎺 gooD boNes n calcium💀 thank 🎺 mr skeltal g💀💀ood bones💀💀and calc💀 ium💀💀💀 good bones🎺and calcium 🎺🎺if i dootƽaү thank skeltal man 🎶 doot doot doot doot🎶 good bones n calcium good bones (chorus: ^dootdoot) mMMMMᎷМ🎶 💀💀💀DO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒT💀 💀 💀💀 🎶 💀 🎺 🎺 🎺 💀💀thank mr skeltal | |
| 🙀WOW🙀, she is like 👀 in 🍃MINT🍃 👌CONDITION👌, Send 📱 this ⬆️ to 5️⃣ of your 👫 BEST 👥 FRIENDS 👫 and ➕ get 🔝a 💋STICKY💦 NIGHT 🌚, Get 5️⃣ back 👅 and 💦YOU💦 will get a 👣NICE GIFT💋 under 👃 your 🎄TREE🌲 this ✔️ WET christmas (if you don't know what that means, 🎅🏿💦💦🍆🍆💦💋🎅🏿), Get 🔟 back 👯 and➕look 👀 forward ➡️ to ♨️SMELLY♨️ 💦CUMMIES💦 with ✅ your 🍃MINT🍃 girlfriend 💑 tonight 🍆DICK🍆. Get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and get lots of 💦🍆🍆💦STINKY♨️♨️🔞💢🙅🏿with👕your👚gf👙TONIGHT🎅🏿👼🏿👍👍👌👌👌😭✅GIRL🐷 | |
| HEY😍👌GurlFRiend🌟👄you got💯💯ONE SHOT🔥🏀2 to 🔪make it RIGHT💪❤get it TIGHT☕👶and🐶SWAGGER on over🔥🔥to my crib👶🐒so cumm see me🍻👌and get this😍😮FAT dick🎃👻on👏this👏fine👏FRIday😤💪🔑 | |
| You wanna know how i got these 😂😂 scars? 😆😆 i was 👀👈 working 💵the trap And this goofy 😩thot started poppin that ass for a real nigga 😂😂😂 Sosa saw the drama and put the llama 🔫 to my mama 👩 then my mama got the Yoppa to defend 🙏🙏 herself and sosa didnt 🙅like that. Not one bit. noticing me👀 chief keef put the llama🔫to my dome and said "3hunna" 😈 💯💯 he puts the llama 😩 in my.mouth 💯💦 and said "Glo up lil bitch" then puts it deeper and...."glo up lil bitch" 💥🔫😂😂😉 | |
| 2015 was tuff 😓😰, challenqinq ‼️🙇, i learned wut love<3💕 💏 iz, wut pain 😩🔫 iz, i made new freinds 👫👫 <3 i lost some old freinds 🙅🙅 </3 i learned who i am 💁🏼👸 nd who i am not 😷. but no matter wut, i am who i am 😈. liv lyff w/ no reqretzz 👌. i am stronqer now 💪. cant wait 4 2016. new year, new me 💁💁 <3; xoxo 😉 | |
| GoodAfterNoon 🙈 💯 I Jus Wanna Say That Yhu Beautiful N Yhu Everything To Me 💯 I Swear On My Granny Yhu Jus So Fuckin Fine 💯 I Jus Wish I Can Be The One Thats With Yhu N Show Yhu Off To The World 💯 So They Can Get Mad 🏼 But Yeah I Jus Wanna Say If I Had One Wish I Promise To Love Yhu 💯 N Be The One Yhu Always Wanted 🏼💯 All I Need Yhu To Do Is Believe Me One Time 🏼💯👀👈🏼💎💪 | |
| I Promise On Yo Ass N If I Want Yhu Ima Get Chu😍 😘 👫 👅 💏 💑 👀 💋 💍 Even Tho Yhu Aint Mines Yhu Mines Inside 😘 😍 💞 💑 💋 💏 💍 💯 💦 📶 Yhu My Foreva Shorty N Let No One Tell Me Yhu Not I Swear 😍 😘 👀 💯 👎 🏼👎🏼 Idc I Will Go To WarFor Yhu Only Cus Yhu The One I Want 😍 😘 😘 💯 💦 📶 🔐 🔒 I Wanna Be The One To Hold Yhu Down Show That Yhu Im All Yhu Need 😍 😘 💯 💋 💏 🔐 👀 💪 💎 💍 All Im Askin Is For Yhu To Let Me Show Yhu Cus Ik Yhu The Rite One For Me 😍 😘 😻 👫 👅 💏 💋 💯 💞 💑 💦 💪 🏼 💎 💍 I Swear Im Not Tellin Yhu This So Yhu Can Hear It This Cumin Frm The ❤️ Fr 💪 📶 👈 🏼✊ 🏼😘 😍 😻 💞 💯 Only Cus I Want Yhu This Badd 😔 😔 💯 💪🏼 Fuck Who Got Yhu Not I Want Yhu N I Gotta Have Yhu Now 😘 😍 😻 💦 💎 💍 💑 📶 💯 I Got My Goals Set For Us 💪🏼 All I Want Is Yhu 😘 😍 💑 📶 💯 Can I Hold Yhu Down 🔐 🔒 💍 💪 🏼💯 Show Yhu Its Real Cus I Dont Wanna See Yhu Hurt Cus Ik He Will Hurt Yhu 😔 😔 😔 💯 Can I Plz Show Yhu That Im The Rite One For Yhu 😘 😍 💎 💦 💞 💏 💋 ✊ 🏼 💞 💑 📶 🔐 💯 N The One That Hold Yhu Down 😍 😘 💑 📶 👫 🔐 😻 💯 I Want Yhu To Be My Queen 👑 💎 💍 🔒 💯 👑 🔒 😻 👫 💑 💑 Will Yhu Be My Queen ?? 😍 😘 💎 💦 💪 🏼 📶 👑 💍 👀 👈🏼 ✊🏼 🔒 🔐 😻 👌 💯 💯💞💞 | |
| 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 buena mierda buena mIerDa👌 eso es ✔ una buena👌👌mierda 👌👌👌👌👌 ahí✔ahí ✔✔si digo yo mismo 💯 yo digo eso 💯 eso es lo que estoy hablando de ahí ahí (coro:^^ahí ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌ARRRrRRRIIIBBBAAAA👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Buena mierda | |
| And so I 😉told her baby👶 you can 👉come on over | |
| If you 😍wanna fuck🍆😘 me then I'm gettin ✨lucky🌟, 4⃣four leaf 🍀clover☘🌱 | |
| We can do it🍆😘 on the sofa 👝 | |
| We can do it👉👌in the bed⛩ | |
| We can do it 😗👀on the floor ⚰ | |
| Go down low n gimme head😘🍆 | |
| Shape ⚫️ya mouth into an O😮 | |
| Oh 😍girl go make it wet💦💧💧 | |
| She 😉like the 😚😘way I hit it💪👊 til our bodies👔 drippin💦💧 sweat✨ | |
| And it's 🚫never🚫⚠️ disrespect😠😤 | |
| Girl🙆 I'm diggin⛏ ya vibe〰⚒ | |
| We should😅😓😩 be entwined🔁 baby👶 so there is no🚫 divide🔲 | |
| Ya supa 😎fly plus➕ ya one ✔️💯of kind 😚 | |
| The way ya😏 body💆 move🐺 | |
| I wanna say😍😘 it but it's probably 🚫rude👿😈 | |
| Fuck it😈🙀 what I got to lose😪 | |
| You make👳 me wanna😻 put my 🍆🍆cock in you👉👌 | |
| One look👀 in your 😉eyes👀 that's how I got 😗😍😻seduced👌 | |
| You're so sexy😍😘 let's have more sex👉👌 than 🙋prostitutes🙅 | |
| Privacy🚫📵 is on the door👝 when we re knockin👢👢boots 👠👠 | |
| Hit it👊✊ from behind🔼 she👉👌 so fine 😍it's an awesome👀 view😻😻 | |
| Do what we do👉👌 but we never 🍆🍑let the drama 👿😡😤brew | |
| Never seen a girl💁 as 🔥hot🔥 as you n that's the 😐😕honest😐 truth | |
| I could be on top⬆️ of you👉👌 or you on ⬇️top of me | |
| We could have 👉👌ménage😚😘 a trois or we could just 🔫rock with🙀 monogamy 😬😬😮 | |
| I just love it💝🎎😍 when you're slobbin💦💦 on my knob🍆 so 💧sloppily💧 | |
| She know that 💦💦suckin properly😮🍆 is suckin til she swallow seed🌷 | |
| IM DELETING YOU, BERNIE! ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 ✔Bernies💃👴 are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Bernie!💖 Send this to ten other 👴💃Bernies👴💃 who give you 💖👍socialism💖👍 Or never get called 🌷🌼️progressive🌷🌼️ again 🚫😢👎😢👎 If you get 0 Back: no free healthcare for you 🚫🏥🚫🏥 3 back: you're progressive🗽🗽 5 back: you #FEELTHEBERN 🔯🗽🔯 10+ back: You’re the first lady!💕🗽💕❤💋💑❤💋💑 | |
| so on mOndAy ⓂⓂcUMDaY💦💦💧💦💧, my niggy✔💯 BRIAN 👦👦and i ℹwere cumming💧 to school 🏫📚right... and he was all like 👍👍👍"suuuuuhhhhh dude we gonna bang Mrs. Staples👩 during sExTH PEriOD 🕧🕧🕧or naH!!!!❌❌❌" and i told💬💬 him (as i wHIPPEd 🍆💥💥💀it oUT) "oH HElLLllLl YAH 🔥🔥👍🔥my nIPPA!!!!!" so we was flexin our dick 💢🍆🍆💢🍆💢all mornin🌄🌅 till SEXTH🕧🕧 period with Mrs. Staples👩👩....and when DAT BELL RINGARINGRINGDING 🔔🔔🔔🔔⏰⌚for SEXTH🕧👍👍 period, we walked in to Mrs. Staples room. "oH 😋😻😻HeLLo, **BOIS**😏" she said "I see u two have been 💢💢🍆💢fLExIn!!!!!!👍👍💢". BRIAN👨👨 replied back as he OUT OF NOWHERE 😱❗❗❔jammed his sQuIrT STafF 🍆💦💧into her mouth 👅👅"yOU RiGHt 👍✔✔💯✔GOrL!!!". ass the other students CAME💦💧💦💧 in, Mrs. Staples👩 gOT LOUUUUUUUUDDDAAAAHH🔈🔉🔊🔊🔊🔊📢📢 (the weed🌿🌿 was LoUd!🔊🔊) until the cops 🚓🚓came and arrested Mrs. Staples for sexual assault on a minor. | |
| YO❗️ 😠HALF DYKE😡YOU FUCKING 💩DIRTY💩 BITCH😡😡😡 | |
| 🔥THE FUCK😡 DID YOU DO😡🔥 | |
| 👀LOOK👀 AT MY FUCKING 🍌🍍DICK🍆🌽 | |
| 👀😠👀LOOK AT IT👀😠👀 | |
| 👀😡👀👀LOOK AT IT👀👀😡👀 | |
| 👀👀WHERE THE 💢FUCK💢 DID THIS 👿PIMPLE👿 COME FROM👀👀😡 | |
| 💢YOU 💩DIRTY💩 😠FUCKING😠 🔥😡BITCH😡🔥🔥 | |
| 😂DON'T YOU LOOK👀 ME INTO 😜MY FACE😝 YOU CAN 👀TELL I GOT 👄💩HERPES💦💩👄 | |
| YOU CAN 👀TELL I GOT 💦👌💩HERPES💩👌 YOU CAN 😹TELL I GOT 💩👅HERPES💦👅💩 | |
| ALL THESE 🙊🙉SYMPTOMS💩🙈 💦POPPIN UP💥 YOU CAN TELL👀 I GOT 😅💩HERPES😸💩 | |
| YOU CAN TELL🙀 I GOT 😺💩💦HERPES💩😭 YOU CAN TELL👀 I GOT 😅💩💦HERPES😍💩❤️ | |
| YOU SEE👀👀 😻🔥BLISTERS💦🔥 RIGHT THERE👀👀 ON MY 💩🔥🌳COOCHIE💦💩🔥 RIGHT THERE👀👀 | |
| GOT SOME 💦☁️VALTREX☁️💦 RIGHT HERE😜😝 HOPE THIS CURES😇😇 MY 💩😈HERPES😈💩 | |
| 😅GOT INFECTED🔥🔥 OH YEAH😅😈 ALL THESE 💩👄💦RED BUMPS💦🔥👅 👄🔥ERRYWHERE👄💩 | |
| THIS MY HOMIE🙋🏿 RIGHT 🚹THERE🚹 👲🏿👳🏿ERRYONES👴🏿👦🏾 GOT 💩💦HERPES👽💩 | |
| 👠HALF DYKE👢 IN THIS BITCH💁 😰ERRYBODY😨 SHOULD BE 😱WORRIED💦 | |
| THIS 😸PUSSY 🔥HOT🔥 AND IT'S 🔥🔥BURNIN🔥🔥 NIGGAS BE EATIN IT😜😜 LIKE IT'S 💦🍲CURRY🔥🔥 | |
| GETTIN SOME 🍆NEW DICK🍆💦 IS HARD😫 MY LIP👄 IS SWOLE UP⬆️ LIKE GIANTS👌👌 | |
| 😩😩STOP ACTIN LIKE A LIL BITCH👿👿 AND START 😝LICKING😋 ON THESE 🍑💦👄PRIVATES🔥👅 | |
| MAN💦 I HOPE THE CLINIC IS OPEN🏥🏥 CAUSE MY 💩SHIT'S💩 🔥🔥FLAMING UP🔥🔥 | |
| 🔥😈CROTCH SO HOT😈🔥 THAT 👮FIRE MARSHALL BILL👮 CANT 👋FUCK💦 WITH US😜🙌🏿🙌🏿 | |
| BEEN 2⃣ WEEKS✌🏿 WITH 😇😇NO SORES😇😇 SO THAT MEANS😏💦 I'M GON CREEP🔥🍆🍑 | |
| ALL THESE NIGGAS👲🏿👳🏿 THINK THEYRE SLICK😂😂 TIL THAT 💦🌽DICK🍆 FEEL THE HEAT🔥🔥 | |
| YO THIS 👄COOCHIE😋😇 ➡️RIGHT HERE👌🏿 IT'S JUICY💦 OH YEA👅 | |
| IT'S 👌🏿OK👌🏿 TO GO 💦RAW🐟🐠 BUT YOU WILL 🔥BURN🔥 LIKE TORTILLAS😭😭 | |
| SO IF 😈WE😇 BOUT TO DO IT🍆🍑 👀DONT ASK ME🙅🏿 BOUT 🙌THAT FLUID💦💦 | |
| IT'S JUST BLOOD😈💦😈 MIXED WITH ☁️MUCUS☁️ SO IF YOU NASTY😊 HOE😼 THEN 😏😏PROVE IT💦💦 | |
| ALL MY 💦MEDICINE🏥 IS FREE✨✨ NO🚫 YOU CANT HAVE NONE🚫🚫 🙅🏿BITCH NIGGA😧 | |
| I KNOW 👮🏿OLD NIGGAS👴🏿 AND 💂🏿YOUNG NIGGAS👨🏿 THAT 👅ATE THIS👄 AND GOT 💥🔥DISFIGURED💦 | |
| NAH NIGGA❌❌ I DONT ⚔SHAVE✂️ I KEEP THA 🌹PUSSY😺💦 FURRY🌳😂 | |
| BUT IF THE HAIR💇🏿 WAS NOT 😨THERE😱...YOU WOULD 👀SEE👀 MY 🔥💩HERPES💦💩!! | |
| 💩💩DOOKIE!💩💩 | |
| Snoot snoot | |
| I am the 🐌 of good fortune. Snoot this to 3 of your snuddies (snail buddies) or no good snoots will come to you. | |
| wUUÜd u liKE😉😍2 ryde my 🚗🚗 my RAaæket 69😋696♋️♋️🚀🚀🚀 | |
| RØKET 6🚀9 | |
| RŒKIT♋️ | |
| ♋️😍6SIXTY N🚀INE | |
| cake me the FUCK up 🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈 happy birthday hAppy birtHday 🎂 thats 🍰 some happy🎂🎂 birthday right🎂🎂 there🎂🎂🎂 right🍰 there 🍰🍰 if i do ƽaү so my self 🎁 i say so 🎁 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🎁🎂🎂🎂 НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎂🎂🎂🎂🎁🎂🎈🎈🎈🎂🎂 Happy birthday | |
| 🍑👅🍑👅🍑👅🍑👅🍑👅 my aSs mY ass👅eaT✔ thAt sHit 🍑👅Eat iT riGht🍑👅th👌ere👅🍑👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯👅🍑 | |
| 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌👅🍑 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀👅🍑my ass | |
| .JUST TO LET 😈YOU KNOW💜💛💚 THAT CROSS 🏃💨🏃 COUNTRY 🚶🚶 IS MY 🌎🌎🌍 LIFE!!😂😂😜🔥 I LOVE 😍 MEETING UP☝️⬆️⬆️ WITH MY XC BROSS👱👬👬😘😍 AFTER A LONG 🕑🕑 DAY AT SCHOOL🏤🏤🏤 AND RUNNING 🏃🏃 LONG DISTANCES 📍➡️📍AT A STEADY ⏳⏳ YET EFFICIENT 🕐📈📈 PACE! ME 👬👬AND MY BROS ARE DRUG💊💉💯 FREE AND LIKE TO FINGER 👆👈👇🙏 EACH OTHER AS BROS👅💪 😂😂 AND 2 THE HATERS 👀😷😲 WHO SAY 💁💁 XC TAKES NO ❌❌❓TALENT THEN PLEASE 👐👐SWERVE BC WE 🙏🙏 RISK OUR 👳LIVES AND SAFETY 😬😬 TEARIN UP THOSE 🌲🌲🌷🌱TRAILS AT AN EVEN ⏳⏳ 🏃💨PACE. IF U 👨❤️💋👨👨❤️💋👨👱 AGREE AND ARE 😎😎😍A COOL BRO WHO KEEPS IT 💯💯💯 THEN SHARE📬📬THIS W/ YOUR OTHER XC BROS⌛️⏳⌛️OR NEVER 🙅🙅🙅💁GET FINGERED AGAIN. | |
| Go robot! 🤖 It's your birthday! 🎉 | |
| Go robot! 🤖 It's your birthday! 🎉 | |
| You're one 1️⃣ year older 👴🏼, one 1️⃣ year wiser 🎓 | |
| Rock and roll 🎸 star ⭐️, king 👑, czar 👑, and a kaiser 👑 | |
| A room full of friends 👨👨👦, a mouthful 😛 of cake 🎂 | |
| Every present 🎁 is for you 👉🏼, and it feels pretty great 👍🏼 | |
| You're the man 👨🏻 of the hour 🕗, the V.I.P. 🕶 | |
| You get the first slice 🍰, of the P-I-E 🎂 | |
| But first blow 💨 out the candles🕯, and make a wish 💭 | |
| Put a smile 😬 on, cause it's your birthday 🎉 | |
| BITCH~! 💁🏻 | |
| 🔑🙏🔑🙏🔑🙏🔑🙏🔑🙏 major key maj౦r keY🔑 thats 🔥 a major🔑🔑 key🔑🔑 right🔑🔑there🔑🔑🔑 right🔥there 🔥🔥if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats the pathway to more success right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯🔑 | |
| 🔑🔑LI0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOooooooooooon 🔑 🔑 🔑 💯 🔑🙏🙏🙏🔑🔑Major key | |
| Just me and my 💕pepe💕, hanging out I got pretty raised🍆 so I started to pout😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something dank 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦donger!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I raise them!💦 I paste them!💦 I copy them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘chat💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Higher pepe! Higher pepe! 😫💦💕 1 donger💦, 2 donger💦💦, 3 donger💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘pepe's💘 👑shitposter 👑but I'm also a lord! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little memer should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑 | |
| up 😂☝ on da housetop 🏠 clicc 🔥 clicc 🔥 clicc 🔥 down 😳👇 thru da chimney 🍑 comes sum bomb 💣 ass 🍑👀 dicc 🍆💦💦 | |
| 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shito weEb sHito👌 thats ✔ some kawaii👘👌shito right👌👌there👌👌🍱 right✔there ✔✔if i do dattebay0 my self 🈴 i say so 🉐 thats what im talking about right 🈁 right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) kIMOCHIII IᎷ🉐 👌🍙 👌KyYAaAAAAAAaaAaaaaaaaaaaaa👌 👌👌 👌 🈴 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Weeb shito | |
| 🖟🖟Here🖟🖟 is yo👊👊ur 📆📆📆daily📆 💉dose💉💉💉 of 🌡🌡🌡🌡CANCER😌😢😨😷😷🙆😳😵😵💀⛪💐 that i🖏s 💵my💵 📖will📖 from 🌆Town🌆 of👳💫💀Sa⛧lem🕇🕇: | |
| 👲you👲can't🗙🗙stump🌲🌲🌲the🖝🖝🖝TRUMP🎖🎖🏦🏦🗹🗹🗹💲💲💲💰 | |
| 🏭🏭make🏭🏭america🇺🇸great🔝🔝🔝again🔙🔙🔙 | |
| 🗺🗺🗺🔜🔜🔜🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 | |
| 🗐🗐🗐B U I L D T H E W A L L🗐🗐 | |
| 🔗KEEP🔗the🖝🖝aliens👽👽👽from🔙🔙🔙uranus🌑🌑 | |
| 🖛ONLY🖜ROSIE🌷🌷ODONNELL🖚 | |
| 🏍GO🏍BACK🔙TO🔜UNIVISION📺 | |
| I am so😡😡 very 😤offended😤 by the ℹfactℹ that I was ☑labeled📝 as a 👩"female"👩 at your 💵store🏢 while 💳buying💲 a piece of 🐣chicken🐔🐓. Is it even 📖🏫legal📄🔒 to 🔎profile🔍👀 customers💰💁 based on 👫gender👨👩🙈? Why didn't❌ you ➕add➕ my race🌚, ethnicity🇨🇳, weight📈, medical records😷 and whether or not I'm transgender💪👸? What👎 have we 😠come to😡 in this🇺🇸 country🇺🇸? First☝ world🌎 problem🌈 but 🔝highly🔝 😷offensive✋😭😤. ❌Not❌ going 🔙. Ever.⏳❌👎😡 | |
| 💖Valentines Day💖 is coming up soon and you know what that means❓time to be slutty💃and time to be horny👀👅💦some fun things to do are: eat out 👅 yo girl's pussy 😩👅 shoot your 💖love💖 arrow 🏹 up your girl's 💃 ass 🍑 suck 👄 some big dick 🍆👀💦 let it snow❄️all over her face 🙋 or have some sweet BDSM ⛓ play 😩👌 don't forget to eat your cummies 💦 and give lotsa handjobs 👌 | |
| when💕 Bae💕 gets hurngry 😣You Gotta feed 🍟🍟 him 💖 order a p🍕izza 🍕 and get a Ⓜedium 👍👎 Bae Say order one GARlick 👅 Bread 🍞 nd i better get it too 🙍 baebi you Better buy me a🌟🌟 niCE🌟 🌟🌟pair of 👢sHoes 👠👡👢 ✌Spicy For The PIZZ 🍕 👍like 👍and Share ➡➡ if bae gets the pizz 🍕🍕 | |
| BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?? it's Cocktober 😈🌚 u kno what that means SLUT-O-WEEN send this to 7 of ur sluttiest ghost bitches if u get 7 back ur a slutty witch bitch but if u get 10 back ur the spookiest slut on the block 🌚😈🔮💯 | |
| you've been visited by the thottie ghost‼‼ if u don't send this to 🔟 other thots💁🏽😩💋 you will get NO DICK 🙅🏽✋🏽👋🏽 this Halloween 🎃😜😉 | |
| IM DELETING YOU, SKINNER!😭👋 | |
| ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10%complete..... | |
| ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... | |
| ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... | |
| ███████████] 99% complete..... | |
| 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Principals are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Skinner!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Principles👪 who give you 💦steamed hams💦 Or never get called ☁️superintendent☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no hams for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're steamy☁️💦 10+ back: Aurora Borealis😛😛💕💕💦👅👅 | |
| 🙊🙊Some of 😂you 😂😂ask... How❓❓😒do you 💪BEAT🍆 the 🇦🇺AUSSIE🇦🇺 ☀️🔥☀️HEAT🔥☀️☀️☀️❓❓?! The ☀️☀️sun is 😓😓sweltering..😓. . We are 💦😓sweating 😢💦💦💦... So how ❓❓ do you beat the 🇦🇺🇦🇺heat🔥🔥❓! Some 👉👦guy once said.. If 😂you can't 🍆💪beat 😢them.. JOIN THEM😂😂!! Feel the ☀️🔥HEAT from the friction from 😱SUCKING😱 🍆🍆DICK💦🍆!! Feel his 🔥HOT☀️🔥 BOD😊🔥!! And make 🙊 your 😓💦swea😓t... HIS 💦💦CUMMIES💦💦😜😜😜😜!!! Send this to 🔟 🔥🔥🔥piping 🔥HOT🔥 👇littles💁💁so they can 💪💪beat the 🇦🇺🔥🔥heat too! Get 3⃣ back - you're 😜drinkin' 💦💦cummies! Get 5⃣ back - you're 😜 bathing💦in💦cummies 💦 Get 🔟 back❓!? You're the 💦💦cummy 💦💅👸👄💋princess😍😍, swim🏊🏊ing 💦 in 💦😜CUMMIES😜💦!!! | |
| Tbh if u got a💯low🍆dick😫then🍑aint👌got no🙅🏼dick💯💯👌 | |
| 🎤🎤🎤The🌚🌞🌚🎺🎺🎺🎺 freaks📞📞 come🌚🌞🌚 out at night☎☎ 🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛 The🌚🌞🌚 freaks come🌚🌞🌚 out at 🔊🔊🔊night 🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛 The🌚🌞🌚 freaks come🌚🌞🌚 out at night 🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜📢📢 The🌚🌞🌚 freaks🎺🎺🎺 come🌚🌞🌚 out at 📣📣📣night 🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛📣📣📣🎤🎤🎤🎺🎺🎺 | |
| ☕☕☕ hol up im boutta 💦 NUT💦 to this fucking teacup right here 👏☕☕☕ ooowee nigga 🍵🍵🍵☕☕☕ 😭 | |
| smash dat mf lyk tho 👍😂 if you cant sttop 🍆 JACKING OFF🍆 and 💦 CUMMNING 💦 whenever u see a cup of tea ☕👌👀 | |
| 👏 niggas be 💧 stirrin 💧 they tea with they got damn ☕☕🍆 DINK 🍆☕☕ | |
| drinkin sum ☕ BLACK TEA 😂😂😂smh | |
| yea i takke it 🍆💦 NUTMILK 🍆💦 no sugar 🚫👌👌👌 | |
| Hello 🐺foxy🐺 ❄️frosty❄️ furries 🐱🐹🐶 and candy cane cat 🍆cock🍆 yiffers 😽❤️ 🌲DICKCEMBER🎄 is here for us FURRIES and u know what that means 🐺👉👌HOE HOE HOE!! 😽FURRY FUCKING😽 season has 💦💦💦cum💦💦💦 ❄️🐷🐵🐰❄️put on your reindeer fursuits 🐴🔴🍆 suck some sexy 🐶🍆dog dick🐶🍆 and curl up in front of the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get YIFFED 🐀👉👌🐁 under the mistletoe 😻🌿 this christmASS 🐒🎁 send this to 15 of your MOST 🍑🍆YIFFALICIOUS🍑🍆 🐱🐶 FURRIES 🐶🐱if u get 0 back 🙀😿🙀 ur ugly and not YIFFTASTIC 👀 if u get 5 back 🐴 ur a SEXY ARCTIC VIXEN 🐺🐺🐺if u get 😻10😻 back 🐷ur a YIFFTASTIC JINGLE BELL 🐶🐶🐶🐶BITCH 🐶🐶🐶🐶🔥 SHARE in 6⃣9⃣ 😼💦💦💦 seconds or you won't be gettin yiffed 🙀🙀🙀🙀 in 2❕0❕1❕6 👉👌👉👌 | |
| mmMMMM u know whAT REALLY GETS me gOIN 💯💯‼️😩🔥💦 is thEM ALIENS 👾👾🚀 up in that GALAx Y 🌠🌠🚀☄ where that mmMMMMmm MILKY 💦💦🍼😏😏 waY IS‼️ they CUM 👅💦😩 here to ABDUCT US 😱😱 seND THis to 6️⃣9️⃣ 😏💦 of your fELLOW hUMANS 👯👫👬👭 and jusT MAYBe u will get proBED 👉👌👀 with that THICC ALIEN DICK 👾👾🍆🍆👀👌💦🔥🔥😩😩😏 👅 IF U DONT❌🚫, the alien DADDIES 👾👀👅👌 will DROP U OUT THE SPACESHIP 👋🚀🕳👈😱😱😰 and you will be left floatING in SPACE 🌌😫😖 with no EXTRATERRESTRIAL DICK 👅💦💦👾👾🍆🍆🍆 IN YA COOCHIE 🙅👾🍆💦👅🔥😫😞😞🚫❌🙅🙅 | |
| whats poppin in that peppermint 🍬🔴⚪️ pussy 🐱💦 u little snowhoe ❄️👅👀🎄 DICKCEMBER🎄 is here 🚨🍆🍒 and the only way to stay warm is to ride daddy's christmAss tree 🎄🍑✔️ all month long until his SAP comes out 🍻👅💦💯 but dont forget ❌❌ to lick off any syrup 👅🍯 from daddy's HARD candy cane 🍭😩 if u want to get RAWED 🚼🍆😩😏 under the mistleHOE 🌿 then send this to 2⃣5⃣ of your thickest elves 💁🙋🍒 if u get 0⃣ back 😔 then ur an UGLY GRINCH 😷😴 if u get back 1⃣0⃣😊 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL BITCH🔥🙌 If u get back 2⃣0⃣ 😏 then get ready for daddy Claus and st DICKolas on christmAss eve 🎄❗️🎄 SHARE in 6⃣9⃣😉💦 seconds or you wont end 2⃣❗️0⃣❗️1⃣❗️5⃣❗️ with a BANG 😩💦💥 | |
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| 🐸💓💔💕💖💗💘💝💞💟💚💛💜❤💙 | |
| i love u | |
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| he 😜👦 was a skater 🚴🎿 boy 🎸🎮🚬she 🙅 said 💬 see you later 👋 boy ✌ bush did 9/11 he🚶wasn’t good enough 👺 for her💅💆💇👰 | |
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| 📅This Sunday📆 We Set Our Clocks🕛🕑🕓🕕🕗🕙🕛 An Hour Forward ⏩ But Im Here To Tell You 💬 👆That Im 🚫 N O T 🚫Leaving Your Ass 🍑 Behind 💯💯 We Move On Together 👫 So When The Sun Goes Down 🌃 We Wake Up ✔️ Together ✔️ This Is Our Future 🌇🌅 This Is Our Time⌚️ Happy Daylight Savings 🎉🎊 You A Main Hoe | |
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| trust me this will put a smile on your face, make your day, or help you👍 | |
| Every night , someone thinks about you 💭before | |
| they go to sleep,😴 | |
| At least fifteen people in this | |
| world love you.💖 | |
| The only reason someone would ever hate you is😡 | |
| because they want to be | |
| just like you💁👸 | |
| There are at least two people in this world 👭that | |
| would die😵 | |
| for | |
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| exists | |
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| When you make the biggest mistake ever, | |
| something good comes from it. | |
| When you think the world has turned its back on | |
| you, take a | |
| look.🙈🙉 | |
| Always remember the compliments you've received.😊 | |
| Forget the rude remarks.😞 | |
| So if you are a loving 💗friend, send this | |
| to | |
| 15 people👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤 | |
| including | |
| the person that sent it to you. (a.k.a) Me | |
| Tonight🌃 | |
| at | |
| midnight 🎆your true love will | |
| realize | |
| they like | |
| you.😍 | |
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| and | |
| 4⃣ o'clock pm | |
| tomorrow, | |
| it could be anywere . Get ready for the biggest | |
| shock in your | |
| life😮😱🙀🙊 | |
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| relationship problems💔 | |
| for | |
| the next 🔟 years . Send this to fifteen people1⃣5⃣ | |
| in fifteen minutes‼️🕑 | |
| Make Someone else's day! Help get a smile on someone's face😊! Help someone out! remember that your loved😘 | |
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| P.s. | |
| No group messages sorrt | |
| We👫👬👭👬 Found Water💦💧💦💧💧💦 | |
| On Mars💯💯🌑🌕🌑👽👍🏼🙏🏼👍🏼 | |
| 🌋 There's Life👐🏼 Out There Now🙌🏼💯🙌🏼 | |
| Alien👽Niggas👽👽 B Ganging👆🏼👇🏼👈🏼👉🏼 Up | |
| On Us💪🏼👊🏼👋🏼Fricken💨💨Blowing Our Asses🔥 | |
| We B Growing🌱🌱Shit On Mars🌲🌱 | |
| 🍃🌾Fruits🍊🍏🍋🍐 And Vegetables And | |
| Shit🌽🍆🍅🍎🍓People👦🏿👧🏼👨🏽👩🏻 B Going | |
| Up⬆️⬆️⬆️In Rockets🚨🚀🚨🔥🚀🚨🔥🔥 | |
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| 😀😀Daddy 👴👴 please hear this 👄💨🎶🎵🎶song that I sing😄😄😄 in your 💝💝heart💝💝 there's a 🌟😲😲 spark that just 😭 screams for a 💏lover 2 bring a 💑child to your chest 👶😋 that could 👶👶 lay as you 😔 sleep and 💝love all you have ⬅ left ⬅ like your 👦 boy used to be🕛🕧long ago🕠🕡 wrapped in 👶sheets 🔥warm and 👶💦wet.💧💧 | |
| 👧👧Sister please with those 👼👼👼 wing in your spine 💝💝💝 love to be with a 👦👦👦 brother of mine😘😘😘 how he loved to 🎉🎉 find your tongue 👅 in his 👅👄💦💦 teeth in a struggle to find😃😀😊 secret songs 🎶🎶 that you keep wrapped 😜 in boxes 🎵👉📥 so tight 😨 🎉🎉sounding only 🎉🌛🌠at night as you 😳💤💤 sleep 😀😀 | |
| And in my dreams 😆💤☁you're alive 👻👻 and you're crying 😭😭😭😭 as your 👄 mouth moves in mine 👅💦👉👅💦 😍😍 soft and sweet 😍😍 rings of 🌸🌷flowers round your 👀👀 eyes and I 😘😍💝 love you 4 the 🕛🕧🕐🕜🕕 rest of your life 😂 when you're ready 😏 | |
| 👨Brother 👀see we are 👦👦 one in the same 😜😊😜😊 and you 😭😭 left with your 👨🔥head filled with flames 🔥🔥🔥 and you 😏 watched as your 😥😥😥 brains fell out 👄 through your teeth👨🔫 💥 push the pieces in place 🔒🔓 make your😂 smile sweet to see 😚😗😗😜 don't you take this away 😁😁😁 I'm still 💝 wanting my face 😀 on your cheek 👄🍑💦💦💦 | |
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| ITS 2️⃣0️⃣1️⃣6️⃣ 👌👆💃 and you 💁 still think it's 🆗👍 too HATE 😡 on FURRIES? 😾🙀 well, kid, 👶 i hope you ☝️ enjoy 😀 being on the wrong ❌😩🚫 side of history... 😹😼😸 | |
| 2⃣0⃣1⃣6⃣ we gonna get it in📥📥📥, we gonna 🅿️🇺🇹 in 📥📥📥✅✅✅ 🇹🇭🇮🇸 🇼🇴🇷🇰🔝. 2⃣0⃣1⃣6⃣ in about to be 🇨🇷🅰🇿🇾🎢🎢🎢y'all, I'm 🇹🇪🇱🇱🇮🇳🇬💬💬💬 🇾🇴🅾️ its gonna be soo 🇫🇺🇳😆😆😆, Its 🇬🇴🇳🇳🅰 be so 🇱 🇮 🇹🔥🔥🔥, We're 🇬🇴🇳🇳🅰 get so much shit💩💩💩 🇩🅾️🇳🇪, We're 🇬🇴🇳🇳🅰 make SO 💲💲💲💲 🅰🅰🅰🅰 🇭 🇭. Its 🇬🇴🇳🇳🅰 be 🇬🇷🅰🇹🇪💯💯💯. Its 🇬🇴🇳🇳🅰 be 🇬🇷🇷🇷🇪🇪🇹🇹🇪🇪🇪💯💯💯👍👍👍. You can 🇫🇪🇪🇱🙌🙌🙌 the 2⃣0⃣1⃣6⃣ 🇯🇺🇮🇨🇪 . Their 🇮🇸 this universe 🇯🇺🇮🇨🇪 🍷💧🍷💧 that's like cooking🍳🍳🍳 from 2⃣0⃣1⃣6⃣ right now, I've already tasted👅👅👅 🅰 little bit💧💧💧 of 🇮🇹 even 🅾️🇳 this first1⃣1⃣1⃣ day and 0⃣0⃣0⃣0⃣0⃣0⃣🅾🅾🅾🅾🅾🅾🅾 it 🇹🅰🇸🇹🇪💧🍷💧🍉🍉🍉 good y'all, Get 🇾🇴🇺 a 🇹🅰🇸🇹🇪. Get 🇾🇴🇺 a 🇹🅰🇸🇹🇪 of 🇹🇭🇮🇸 universe 🇯🇺🇮🇨🇪🍷💧🍷💧🍉🍉🍉 man 0⃣0⃣0⃣0⃣🅾🅾🅾🅾🅾 YOUR 🇬🇴🇳🇳🅰 LOVE😍😍😍 🇮🇹. | |
| What 😡 d🆔 you s🅰id about me 🤐🤐🤐👿 your little peasant 💩💩? I'll have you know I was tu🤔tored 🕵🔭💡 by the most brilliant 👏👏👌strategists⚔, and I've been involved in numer🅾us crusades✝ 😇 against the 👳🏴 Abassids 🇸🇦☪☪🇸🇦🇸🇦🇸🇦, and I have over 3️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ confirmed conversions. I am trained 👳🔫⚔ in holy warfare 😈🙌 and I'm the top💀 crossbowman in the 3️⃣ntire ⚜Frank🇫🇷ish ⚜🏳 army. You are nothing👎👎👎😾 to me but just another infidel 🗑. I will wipe 💉😲 you💩😷 the fuck out with plots 🔪🔪🔪💉 the likes of which has never🚫😵 been seen 😉👺😈😡before on the mainland of E🇪🇺urope 🇪🇺. You think you can get away 🚗🚓 with saying 🤐🤐 dishon🅾rable things 👎🖕 about me through your spy👉👌master? Think💡💡 again, peasant🗿. As we speak, I am 📻 contracting my spymasters🕵🕵 across the realm📡📡 and your location 🏃 is being discovered😱 right n😱😱ow so you better prep🅰re for the storm, heathen😨😈. The storm ⛈⛈👌 that wipes out the pathet1️⃣c little thing⚰ you call your dynasty👻. You're fucking de☠ad😮😵👳, kid👶. I can be anywhere👈👆👉👇, anytime, and I can kill💀👻 you in over 7️⃣ hundred wayys, and that's just in 😡👈 🅿️ersonal combat⛏⚔🔪🔪☠. Not only am I extensively traine🙌d 🙌 in military💣☠🔫 tactics, but I have access to the entire armory🗡⚔⛓🗡 of the Ho🙀😇ly 🇻🇦Roma🇹🇩n Empire 🇦🇶🇦🇶and I will use it to its full extent 😼🙌💀💀to wipe your miser🅰ble 🍟dynasty 👀 off the face of the continent🌐, you dish😷onorable baron💂💩. If only you could have 👄✊ held your blaspheⓂ️ous 😨☪👅👀 tongu3️⃣. But you couldn't, you ❌❌⚠️didn't, and now y0️⃣u're paying th💸💸💵💵💯💯e price, you goddamn 🚫😇🚫imbecile. I will shit💩💩💩 casus bellis 📃📄 all over you 👉👳👈 and you will drown😰😰😱 in them. You're f😈ucking 💀dead kidd🅾👺. | |
| 💍💍MERRY💍💍 ❎❌❎MAS😵😵❗️❗️ NO 🔞 ELVES ALLOWED 🙅🏿🙅🏿🙅🏿 THIS YEAR🚨. 🎅🏿🎅🏿SANTA🎅🏿🎅🏿 LIKES HIS 👯ELVES 🍑THICK🍑 & 🙉NAUGHTY👍🏿👍🏿👌🏿👌🏿💯 SO NO🚫 L👁👁KING🙈🙈🙈 UNDER⬇️ THE CHRISTM🅰💲💲TREE 🌲🌲 UNLESS YOU'RE 🎄LIT🎄 && READY✔️ 2️⃣ GET HOT😏🤒NEXT💏 2 THE 🔥FIRE🔥 W SANTY🎅🏿. IF UR ☘LUCKY🍀 HE'LL LET U SWALLOW😱😛😱 ALL😲 OF HIS 🌶HOT🌡🍫CHOCO🍫LATE🍫🍫☕️☕️🌬WHILE HE 👅👅👅 YOUR 🍪🍪🍪 ❣‼️IF U👆🏿👆🏿GOT THIS THEN U 👍🏿MADE HIS😈😈 NAUGHTY😈😈 LIST 📝🔍✍🏿📜✅✅😏 SANTY🎅🏿 CLAUSE🎅🏿 THOTS👑😩😩😩 🙌🏿 | |
| 😈FUCK😰YOU😲😲😲WHOA BRO🙈🙀its JUST A PRANK!!!👉👊😂YOUVE JUST BEEN 💢💢💢PRANK'D💢💢💢SEND THIS TO 10 🔗🔗OTHER JOKESTERS⚠⚠to PRANK THEM TOO🏃 HURRY UP OR ELSE🏃YOULL NEVER LAUGH AGAIN😱😱😲😲IF YOU GET 0 BACK😔you ARE A LONELY BASIC BITCH😖5 BACK AND YOU GET TO PRANK A BLACK 🍆🔫 PERSON AND CALL THEM AN 🙉APE🙊 AND GET AWAY WITH IT🙈🙈GET 10 BACK😺YOU GET TO RAPE WOMEN😹😹WHILE CONTINUOUSLY SAYING🙀🙀'ITS JUST A PRANK😆😆😆😅😅' KISSING👄PRANK GONE SEXUAL👿2015👅IN THE HOOD🍆🍆 | |
| oooh 👌🏼💯 shit my 👦🏾 nigga you already know 👌🏼😛 you already KNOW 😱😱 betta lock 🔒🔑 ya thots up 👩🏽👵🏾 up before I CLOCK 🕑🕗👊🏼 ya thots up 😂😂 on my MAMA 😂😭👌🏼👌🏼💯 I swear 😁 witcho ugly neck ass 😂😭😛💦 lookin like a muhfuckin 😛😂😂😂💯 betta watcho 👀👀👁 before you get BLAMM on 👊🏼👊🏼👋🏼😂😂😭 witcho ass | |
| Go to your room👍💜👍 and lock the door👉👌👉👌, ‘Cause when you try it once👅👃 you’ll wanna try it some more!👅👃👅👃 Size👨 doesn’t matter and that’s a fact🎓, It might be small🔭, but it’s a big impact💣! Bust a nut!💣💦🔫 Bust a nut!💣💦🔫 Grab a bag of Corn Nuts and bust a nut!🎺🎺🎺 They’re lightly toasted and hard as well😤😤😤😤, Enjoy yourself🐳, we won’t tell🎑… | |
| 🙋🙋🙋 I 👀 AM BLESSED 🙏🙏🙏🙏👆👍💯💯😭 EVERYDAY😍😍😍 OF MY LIFE😉😉🙌🙌🙌🌝 I AM 🌎🎰🎰BLESSED‼️😭WHEN I 🙏🙏 WAKE UP👆🌔IN THE MORNING‼️💯💯TILL I 👌👌LAY MY 🙋💦 HEAD TO 🙈🙈🙈💀 REST 🌟EVERY 🍆🍆😍DAY OF MY 🙏🙏🙏😭 LIFE 🙌💦👅💀👽👽👽 I AM 👀 👀 BLESSED!!!!!👂👂SHARE 😉IF YOU👋🙌 ARE BLESSED 🙏☝️☝️COMMENT IF 🚶🙏😍 YOU AGREE💯💯💯 | |
| I AINT GONNA SUCC DAT 🍆 CUZ IT BE 👃 LIKE 💩 😄😂😂 MY PU$$AY BE 🔥🔥🔥 AN U NIGGA$ AINT GONE GET NUN LIKE 🙈🙈👙 BASIC HOES BACK OFF BITCHES 👺👎 I GONE BLOW U UP LIKE ISIS👳👳👳 😂😂 AN FUCK DEM POLICE 👮👎👮👎 THEY SUM TRIFLIN ASS NIGGA$$ 👀 STAY REAL BOO 😘😍😚😗😜😯👼👼👼👼😍 | |
| Hi, 🙋🙋🙋I'm 👨👨Greg👨👨. I 🆔entify🆔 as a 👦CIS👦 male, 👷👷👷human-kin👷👷, 🍔🍔omnivore🍔🍔, and my sexual 💏💏💏orientation💏💏💏 is 💏💏💏heterosexual💏💏💏. My 😉😉pronouns😉😉 are he👉👦👉👦, him👉👦👉👦, and sometimes they👬👬👬 (for example if you're referring to 👨👨👨me and my 👨👬buddies👬👬). My 😭😭😲😲triggers 😲😲are: being punched👊👊😨😨 in the face🤕🤕, being shot😱🔫, or any other sort of physical😫😫 harm 😫😫done 😫😫to me for 🙅no reason🙅🙅. On my 💻💻blog💻💻😤😤 I WILL😤😤 tolerate🙂👍 most forms of🆓🆓 free🆓 speech📣📣📣, and if you try to😈 offend😈😈😟 or poke👉👉 fun🙄🙄 at me, I won't 😣😣hesitate😣😣 to just laugh😂😂😂 it off.😂😂 | |
| To all you 😚 fine 🙌🏼 fine ladies out there 👐🏼 with no 😔😔😔 Valentine 👅💦👄 this ❤️ Valenfines day ❤️ 😔😔😢 I just wanna say from the bottom 👇🏼of my heart 🙏🏼🙌🏼❤️ that's what the FUCK yo 🍑 ASS 🍑 gets 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼 yo bitch ass 🍑👅 gets not respondin to a niqqa 👨🏿 after he send 💯💯💯 DMs you whore ass 🙅🏽 bitches 🙅🏽 snore ass 😴 bitches 😴 kick that slut out the door ass 👊🏽 bitches 👊🏽 | |
| ☪☪Shia Islam☪☪ is based on the 🔖Quran🔖🔖 and the message of the☪👋 Islamic prophet 👋 ☪Muhammad☪ attested in 🏠hadith 🏠👌recorded by the Shia,👌 and 🔖certain 🔖books🔖 deemed ☪👋☪☪☪sacred👋☪☪☪ to the 👌Shia👌 (😂😂Nahj al-Balagha😂😂).Shia consider 👌Ali👌 to have been divinely👋☪👋☪ appointed as the successor to ☪☪😂☪☪👌👌☪Muhammad☪😂😂☪☪☪☪, and as the first Imam☪☪. The Shia also extend this ☪"Imami"☪ doctrine to ☪👌☪Muhammad's☪👌☪ family, the ☪👌☪☪👌Ahl al-Bayt☪👌 ("the 😂😂 👥People 👥 of 😂🏠the House😂🏠😂"), and certain1⃣️ individuals 1⃣️among his👌 descendants👌👌, known as ☪Imams☪, who they believe possess 👋☪special 😂spiritual👋☪ and 💪 💪 political authority over the 🌎community,🌎 infallibility,🌎 and other ☪divinely-ordained☪ traits Although there are ☪☪myriad Shia☪☪ 👥subsects👥, modern Shia Islam has been divided into three main groupings: 😂Twelvers😂,😁 Ismailis😁 and 😅Zaidi😅s, with😂 Twelver Shia😂 being the👥👥👥 largest 👥👥👥and most 💪💪🌎influential 🌎group among ☪Shia.☪ | |
| Now give me gold and free hats | |
| I have a friend who's birthday is today and I'd like to give him the beautiful present of an emojipasta | |
| DJ KHALED CUMMIES OF SUCCESS | |
| 🙏Believe.🙏 | |
| 🏊🏻Keep your head above the water.🏊🏻 | |
| 🔑Have every key to every door.🔑 | |
| 📚Prioritise knowing over learning.📚 | |
| 🍗Have lunch.🍗 | |
| 🍇Halls cough drops.🍇 | |
| 🚫Salt water heals, avoid chlorine.🚫 | |
| 🚿Be squeaky clean.🚿 | |
| 💤Have a lot of pillows.💤 | |
| 💅🏾Get a pedicure and manicure once a week.💅🏾 | |
| 🛀🏾Use the right soap. Only use Dove.🛀🏾 | |
| 💣Use cocoa butter instead of cologne.💣 | |
| 💉Use Dove deodorant.💉 | |
| 🏡Bamboo.🏡 | |
| 👬Enjoy life.👬 | |
| 🙅🏾Never surrender.🙅🏾 | |
| 💊Eat 3 vitamin gummies a day.💊 | |
| 💆🏽Get a massage once a week.💆🏽 | |
| ⛄️Kiss at least one boy⛄️ | |
| 🍼Drink fresh coconut juice.🍼 | |
| 🎄Water plants.🎄 | |
| 🏄🏿Don't jet ski in the dark.🏄🏿 | |
| 👌Embrace your blessings.👌 | |
| 💋Always get a fresh cut.💋 | |
| 🙏Bless up.🙏 | |
| 👎🏽Stop making excuses.👎🏽 | |
| 👉🏽👈🏼Work hard and play hard.👉🏽👈🏼 | |
| 🔫Protect yourself.🔫 | |
| ♻️Be very smart.♻️ | |
| 💯Be extra focused.💯 | |
| 🌀Have a hammock.🌀 | |
| ♠️Never fold.♠️ | |
| 🌊Touch the ocean.🌊 | |
| 🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑 | |
| ABOVE ALL ELSE REMEMBER THAT THEY DO NOT BY ANY MEANS WANT US TO EAT BREAKFAST | |
| 🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑 | |
| its 🎊🎊DICKcember🎊🎄 u 🎅HOE🎅HOE🎅HOES🎊🎊🎊🎊 Time 🕐🕑🕒🕓🕔🕕🕖🕗🕘🕙🕚🕛 to WRAP🍆🍆daDDY's 🎁 present🍆🍆🍆 ;DDDD but WAIT🚷🚷 send this📤📬 2 ✋TEN ✋ of ur BEST❄️❄️❄️snowsluTs❄️❄️❄️ Get ⛄️five⛄️ Back And ur a 🎺HOE get🔟 Back and u'r a 🎄🎄🎄CHRISTMAS CUNT🎄🎄🎄 get 🚫0⃣🚫 and ur a 🙅🙅 ratchet 🙅 reindeer 🙅🙅 | |
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| 🍩🏇 .1. BISCUITS . . . . 🏇 🏇 🚴 . . | |
| 🍩 🍩 2. SEPERATE . . . 🚴 . . . 🚴. . . . | |
| 🚴 . . . 3. FLATTEN . . 🍩 . . . 🏇 . . 🚎 . . . | |
| . . 🚎.. 4. PUNCH HOLES . . 🏇 🚴 . . . 🍩 . . | |
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| 🍩. 🚴 5. CANOLA OIL . . . . 🚴 🚴 . . . . . . . . . | |
| 🚴 🚴 .6. COVER IN BUTTER . . 🍩. . . 🏇 . . . 🏇 🏇 | |
| 🏁. 🍩. . 7. COVER IN CINNAMON & SUGAR . . 🚴 . . | |
| . . 🏁. . 8. ENJOY ! ! ! ! ~ ~ 👹😊👸 🙊 . . . . 🏇 . . | |
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| RISE💤😴AND GRIND😢👔💼THAT PAPER🤑💵💵AINT GON MAKE ITSELF👌💯DONT MATTER IF YOU GOT KIDS👪👶IF YOU BY YOURSELF👤😳IF U FRESH OUTTA HIGH SCHOOL🏆😥OR JAIL🙌👮🏻🚓OR EVEN OLD AS FUCK😂😂👴🏻👵🏼ITS MONDAY MORNING⏰✔️✔️GET YO ASS UP⬆️⬆️😣AND GET IT IN👉👌😹🙂FUCK ALL THE HATERS😖🔫👌💯💯YOU CAN FIND ME👀🔍🏃🏽AT THE MF BANK🏛👍🏼😂😂😂😂💯💯💯 | |
| "Dads" 👴👴👴 aren't just the proverbial sperm donors 🙌😩 ✊🍆💦🙌 that contributed half of the genetic makeup 💏 💏 💏 of who we are 💯💯💯 Dads 👴👴👴 are the leaders 💡🏆💡, those who🚶walk🚶the 🚶walk 🚶, instead of just talking 🎤 👦 the talk 🎤 👦 Bernie 🙌 👴 🙌 to me is both a great leader🌟💡🌟, and a damn good👌👀👌👀 father figure 👴 💯 | |
| I always considered myself 🙋🙋🙋 without 🙅😢💔 a strong father figure🚫💪👴🚫, be it paternal 👪 or religious 🙏⛪️ Bernie 🙌 👴 🙌 is the kindly ❤️❤️ old man 👴 who lit a fire 🔥 in my heart ❤️ and set ablaze 💥🔥💥 any previous notion💡of what "common sense" ❓❓📚📚 was supposed to be 🙅🙅🙅 Common sense ❓❓📚📚 means nothing 🚫🚫🚫, and I don't ❌❌❌ mean that in a cutesy way 👯 👯 It means nothing 🚫🚫🚫 until you set the standard 🏆 for how your 🗣grandchildren 💕👶👶👶💕 will live. | |
| Bernie 🙌 👴 🙌 knows that if he doesn't fight 👊👊👊 like hell for the grandchildren 💕👶👶👶💕 he'll never meet 😢💀😭 they will fall through the cracks 👋👋👋 It's no coincidence to me 🙋 that "grand👌👀👌👀 dad 👴" and "great👌👀👌👀 father 👪" are synonyms. Bernie 🙌 👴 🙌 suits both 💯💯💯 The one☝️father figure 👪 I related 👬 to enough to demand better ☝️☝️☝️ for the grand children 💕👶👶👶💕 I'll never meet 😢💀😭 | |
| And I know💡 I'm not the only one🙋💯. I'm a hard line👊 stoic🎩 rationalist📖 but I've had enough of the greed💰💰💰 and the hatred😡😡😡 of the status quo🏟 🗽💰😔Humans 👫👬👭 can be better👌👀 than greed💰💰💰, better than hatred😡😡😡. You 👈 👈 just have to convince ☝️ people they're worth fighting for 💪💥👊 Thank you, Bernie 🙌 👴 🙌 Thank you for convincing☝️ me that no matter 🙅 how scary😧😧😧 an enemy😈😈😈 bravery💪 can and does overcome👊 fear😧 when you let it 👌👀👌👀💯💯💯 | |
| Autism has become an epidemic. 2️⃣5️⃣ years🗓 ago🔙, 3️⃣5️⃣ years ago🔙🔙🔙, you look at the statistics📊📈📉, not❌🚫🙅 even close. It has gotten totally out👏 of👏 control👏. | |
| I am totally👍🤗 in favor✅☑️ of vaccines💊💉, but I want smaller doses💉💊 over a longer period of time🕐🕑🕒. Because you take a baby🚼👶, and I've seen👀👁 it. When I had my children👦👧 taken care of over a long period of time🕓🕔🕕, over two✌ or three3️⃣ years🗓📆. Same👏 exact👏 amount👏. | |
| But you take this little beautiful😍💯❤️👅💋 baby👶👦👧🚼, and you pump😯😦😮, I mean it looks😳 just like, it's made for a horse🐴, not🙅❌🚫 for a child👦👧. And we've had so many instances. People that work for me. Just the other 🔙day, 2️⃣ years old👦, 2️⃣ and a half years old👦, the child, a 👏beau👏ti👏ful child, went to have the vaccine💉💊, and came back🔙🔙🔙👈, and a week7️⃣🗓 later got a tremendous😳 fever🔥🌡🤒, got very👏, very👏 sick, now is autistic🙆♿️4️⃣7️⃣. | |
| I always2️⃣4️⃣/7️⃣ say💬🗯, I'm in favor☑️✅👍👌 of vaccines💉💊, over a longer period of time🕖🕗🕘, same amount, just in little sections. I think you're going to have, I think you're going to see👀👁 a big impact on autism🙆4️⃣7️⃣♿️. | |
| This 📅month📆 we ✌🏿✌🏼salute👏🏾👏 to 👧🏿our👦🏿👨🏿 👩🏿👰🏿👴🏿👸🏿fellow African-Americans👳🏿🎅🏿👶🏿💂🏿👊🏿💥fighting💥👊💪🏿💁🏿 for freedom💃🏿🏊🏿🏄🏿 and for 😏DAT😊 💦🍆🍑🍌🍆💦DICK💦🍆🍆👅🌽💦💦 Let's 👼🏿NOT👼🏿 🕒FORGET🕘 🙆🏿ALL👧🏿 DA 👰🏿HOES👵🏿 THAT 💥💫FOUGHT💢💧 4⃣ 💦🍍😫DA🍌😩DICK🍆🌽💦 and 4⃣⛎2⃣ 😝ENJOY😍 🌽💦🍌DA🍠😍🍆DICK👄🍑🍑💦💦💦 In 1⃣8⃣5⃣3⃣ HARLOT💃🏿 TUBMAN👵🏿 was a 💧💦CUMDUMPtor🍑🍑💨💦 of the 🌽😍✊🏿💦UNDERFUCK RAILROAD🚂🚊🚉🍆🍆 using her 👼🏿😏SLUTTY WITS👅💦 she😈👅👄 GOT 😱😩FUCKED😫😍 BY 👬DADDIES👲💧 to GET their 🌽💦💦CUMMIES💦💦🌽 while also 🏃👋🏿ESCAPE 🏇🏿🏄🏿along🏊🏿 with her👧🏿 HOES👸🏿🍍 to COCKS✊🏿👄🍆🍆 of ☃⬆️THA NORTH🎄🎋💦 real 🎅🏿nigga 🕛hours🕕 later 🍣ROAST-A💁🏿 🍑PARKS🍣 😨got 😱ARRESTED😠😡 fo 😤SITTIN😫 on tha ⬆️FRONT SIDE⬆️ of 🍆DA🍌 🌽DICK🍭 so she🙆🏿✊🏿🌽💦👅 😍FUCKED😜 for 🇺🇸🇺🇸FREEDOM🇺🇸🇺🇸 4⃣ ALL 💁🏻💁🏽HOES💁🏾💁🏿 TO ⬇️SIT⬇️ ON ◀️EVERY▶️ 🔼SIDE🔽 OF 🍆👅💦DA😛DICC🌽😱💦💦💦 these ❌aren't❌ the 🌏only🌍 👩🏿👸🏿THOTS🙆🏿👰🏿 that 😍🍌💦🍑💦FUCKED4⃣DICK🍆💦🌽💦💦 so 📩send📲 this to 2⃣0⃣ of your 💦👄💦JIZZ💦😜💦HUNGRY💦👅💦 SLUTS 💥fighting💢 for 👦🏿DADDY'S👷🏿 🍆BIG👮🏿 👴🏿BLACK◼️ 🍆🍆COCK🍆😘 if u get 5⃣ back u get to ⏬SIT⏬ on the 💦😫😝FRONT🌽💦🍆DICK😛😇💦💕 if you get 🔟 back u'll get 🍑🍑UR😫ASS🍑🍑 😩😱💦RAILED💥😨😍💦 down⬇️UNDER😜 the 🚠🍆🚅💦🚊UNDERFUCK🍑🚎🌽🚄💦🚇RAILROAD🚝😊 get 2⃣0⃣ back u get 2⃣ be a 📚🔖HISTORICAL📔😏👅💦💦 🙆🏿👵🏿HOE💖💁🏿 while 🍆💦GETTING🍑 🍆✊🏿😍💦GANG🌽BANGED💗🍑🍆👌🏿 by 😱😱BIG😱💦 👳🏿👲🏿◼️BLACK◼️👨🏿👴🏿 👮🏿🍌DADDIES🍆👳🏿 leaving 💦💦💦CUMMIES💦👠👠 😍🌽INSIDE😊U🍆☺️❤️ 😋HAPPY😇 🌽👅🌽💦BIG🍆 ◼️BLACK◼️ 🍆🍆👄💦COCK💦🍌🍌 📚😏🍠HISTORY📖 📆MONTH👌🏿👈🏿📩💦 & 💨GO🕣 💧🌽😫FUCK🍆😱💦 4⃣ DAT 😅😝BIG😨😛 ◼️◼️BLACK◼️◼️ 👲🏿👱🏿DADDY👮🏿👳🏿 DICK💦🍆🌽🍌👋🏿👐🏿🍑💦💦 | |
| 2015 has 💦💦CUM 💦💦😆and gone😣👋👋.You know what that means 🎉🎉2⃣0⃣SEX TEEN👉👌🎉🎉is here😮😮 start your New Years Resolution of sucking more 🍆🍆BIG DICKS🍆🍆right now to get aHEAD😏🙋 of all the rest. Leave all your slutty hoe hoe hoes behind in 🎄Dickcember🎄 with Big Daddy Santa 🎅and make him proud😎. 2⃣0⃣1⃣6⃣ will 💦CUM💦 and go as quickly as 2015 did, so make sure to suck all the 🍆BIG DICKS🍆 you can find before the year ends. Before you know it you will be 💦CUMMING💦in first place👸. Remember 🎉NEW YEAR🎉, 🍆NEW DICKS🍆. Send this to 🔟 of your favorite hoes 👵💁👯. Get 10 back and you will be the 🍆😍SLUT QUEEN OF 2016 👸👋. Get 5⃣ back and you will be stuck with the 😒😖LEFTOVER DICKS🍭. Get 0⃣back and you will be as dry💨as the 🚫🍆☔🚫CALIFORNIA DROUGHT😭😭. | |
| Yeah BUTT🍑 TH E ONLY THI NG 😁 is tHat iT wou ld werkk 😎 🙈💦 on the way 👅😈😏YOU a RE 💯 TeH SAME TIMEE 🕐🕑 🕒 as WE LL as A 😇🙌🏼 wH🍩LE lot BET TER👻😱👌🏼 then the OTHE R SIDE 😡🙇🏼 OF MY FRienDs and I LOVE YOU ❤️ SOO O MUCH 😌🔥👅 for THe NEXT TwO✌🏼️ YEArS 🌵🌟 of my LIFe an d DeATh 👻🙈 of a G👀D DAy👍🏼 for a WHiLe AGO 😡🍑💦I was a LITTL E B iT 💸😈🙏🏼😏 like a LIT🔥tle T👀 mUCh🍃💨 of it i s NOT an OP🙏🏼TIOn for me 💁🏼💅🏼 to the GAME⚽️🎮 is ON My PHONE 📞☎️💯 and the OTHeR HAND👌🏼👍🏼 the BALL⚽️🏀🏈 and I have A L OT OF FUN 😏👅💦👌🏼 to PLAY 🎮 the sam e ti me 👀🍃🕒I get MY MONEY 💸💰🍞 on the OTHER hand 👍🏼👌🏼🙌🏼th e ball 😏 and I ha ve A LOT 💁🏼🔥 of the BES T ThING tO ME 💯😈 | |
| What the <span class="EmojiInput mj364" title="Italy Flag ::it::"></span>fuck did you just fucking <span class="EmojiInput mj364" title="Italy Flag ::it::"></span>lorem ipsum dolor sit amet me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I <span class="EmojiInput mj58" title="Ok Hand Sign ::ok_hand::"></span><span class="EmojiInput mj108" title="Eyes ::eyes::"></span>consectetur adipiscing elit<span class="EmojiInput mj58" title="Ok Hand Sign ::ok_hand::"></span> in the <span class="EmojiInput mj72" title="Clapping Hands Sign ::clap::"></span><span class="EmojiInput mj72" title="Clapping Hands Sign ::clap::"></span>Navy Seals<span class="EmojiInput mj72" title="Clapping Hands Sign ::clap::"></span><span class="EmojiInput mj663" title="Hundred Points Symbol ::100::"></span>, <span class="EmojiInput mj58" title="Ok Hand Sign ::ok_hand::"></span>and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on <span class="EmojiInput mj57" title="Thumbs Down Sign ::thumbsdown::"></span>Maecenas<span class="EmojiInput mj57" title="Thumbs Down Sign ::thumbsdown::"></span>, and congue ligula ac guam <span class="EmojiInput mj54" title="Fire ::fire::"></span>viverra nec consectetur ante hendrerit<span class="EmojiInput mj54" title="Fire ::fire::"></span><span class="EmojiInput mj54" title="Fire ::fire::"></span>. I am trained in gorilla warfare<span class="EmojiInput mj663" title="Hundred Points Symbol ::100::"></span> and I’m the libero egestas mattis in the sit amet vitae augue. You are nothing to me but just <span class="EmojiInput mj738" title="Soon With Rightwards Arrow Above ::soon::"></span>another target<span class="EmojiInput mj738" title="Soon With Rightwards Arrow Above ::soon::"></span>. I will wipe you the fuck out with pulvinar a semper the likes of which has never been adisciping id dolor on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Magna consequat, fucker. As we speak I am <span class="EmojiInput mj58" title="Ok Hand Sign ::ok_hand::"></span><span class="EmojiInput mj108" title="Eyes ::eyes::"></span>curabitur dapibus enim across the USA<span class="EmojiInput mj58" title="Ok Hand Sign ::ok_hand::"></span> and your IP is tincidunt feugiat nisl imperdiet so you better prepare for the ☔storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing ut convallis libero. You’re fucking <span class="EmojiInput mj103" title="Skull 💀"></span>dead, kid.<span class="EmojiInput mj103" title="Skull ::skull::"></span> I can <span class="EmojiInput mj663" title="Hundred Points Symbol ::100::"></span>vivamus fermentum, semper porta, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways<span class="EmojiInput mj663" title="Hundred Points Symbol ::100::"></span><span class="EmojiInput mj663" title="Hundred Points Symbol ::100::"></span><span class="EmojiInput mj663" title="Hundred Points Symbol ::100::"></span><span class="EmojiInput mj663" title="Hundred Points Symbol ::100::"></span><span class="EmojiInput mj663" title="Hundred Points Symbol ::100::"></span><span class="EmojiInput mj663" title="Hundred Points Symbol ::100::"></span><span class="EmojiInput mj663" title="Hundred Points Symbol ::100::"></span>, and that’s quisque mi metus.<span class="EmojiInput mj87" title="Nail Polish ::nail_care::"></span> Ornare sit amet fermentum et unarmed combat, but I have access to <span class="EmojiInput mj58" title="Ok Hand Sign ::ok_hand::"></span><span class="EmojiInput mj108" title="Eyes ::eyes::"></span>tincidunt et orci<span class="EmojiInput mj58" title="Ok Hand Sign ::ok_hand::"></span> of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to fusce eget orci a orci congue vestibulum, you little shit. If only you could have known what ut dolor retribution<span class="EmojiInput mj215" title="Bomb ::bomb::"></span> your diam “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have <span class="EmojiInput mj830" title="No Entry Sign ::no_entry_sign::"></span>nullam cursus<span class="EmojiInput mj830" title="No Entry Sign ::no_entry_sign::"></span> (chorvs: ^rectē ^ibi). Suscipit, nisi, et ultrices justo sadles, you goddamn idiot. Ego cacas in ira super vos et ero vobis in obruent illam. Tu fucking mortuis, kiddo.<span class="EmojiInput mj103" title="Skull ::skull::"></span> | |
| do NOT sign me the FUCK up 👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀 bad shit ba̷̶ ԁ sHit 👎 thats ❌ some bad 👎👎shit right 👎👎 th 👎 ere 👎👎👎 right ❌ there ❌ ❌ if i do ƽaү so my selｆ🚫 i say so 🚫 thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🚫 👎 👎👎НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👎 👎👎 👎 🚫 👎 👀 👀 👀 👎👎Bad shit | |
| 💍💍Ring💋💍 around my 💩bummy👅💩 a 👄👄mouth👅👄 full of 💦cummie💕💦 asses, asses, we all 😢fall😢 😵down😵😲 between my legs👅👄 because 👪Daddy👪 promised me 💦👅cummies💦💦 all his 🙈🙉🙊👅💦💕cummies 😩😫and more 😈👄👅cummies💦💦 than my 😍tummy💆 can handle oh 👪👪Daddy!!!👪 don’t lie to your 👉squishy👈 😻kitten💦😻 or I 💀PROMISE⚰☠☠ I’ll send this to ten other 💦👪Daddies👪👪 who will give me 💦💧cummies instead💦👅👅 and you’ll ⚰NEVER☠ get this 😻squishy😻 again, if I get 😢0😓 back: I’ll be 🙌🙏hungry🔥 for only 👪YOUR👪 💦cummies😼💦 3 back: I’ll have 🙀many more 💦💦💦💦cummies👀 5 back: I’m 👪👪all the 👪Daddies💦💦💦👪 little kitten😺 10+ back: 💦💦cummies👅😻 kitten 💍💎extraordinare💄🎀, so don’t be ⚱⚰JEALOUS⚔⚖ 👪daddy👪💔 | |
| 🙏🆓 MY NIGGA 😶 2⃣PACCCC💯💯💯FROM THE😱😱😱GRAVEEEEEE👻👻 | |
| From to Aristotle 👳🏿to dumbledore 🕵👮🏼🕵there have been many BIG QUESTIONS 💯‼️‼️💯‼️asked, here's one for you now = | |
| If you had a time machine 🛠💵🛠and could go back in time to kill anyone would you kill ⚰🗡⚰💣😅🔫= | |
| 5 likes = hitler 🤓😏 | |
| 20 likes = Spider-Man 3 💩💩 | |
| 50 likes = DA DEVIL 😡😡😡 | |
| SHARE = JUSTIN BEIBERlol small dick😂😄😂 | |
| IGNORE = they will haunt you for eternity👹👹👹 | |
| 🍑⭐️🔫like teen memes!🔫⭐️🍑for more phresh memeys 😩🌚🍗🙏🏽🙏🏽 | |
| Would like a pasta that goes along with traitor meme from new Star Wars movie | |
| Traitor being used in the good shit pasta may work best | |
| Thanks in advance | |
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| What's good 😜 u candy cane cum guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph panties 🔴 pop ur peppermint pussy 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL BITCH 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won't be gettin dicked down 😱 in 2❕0❕1❕6 | |
| 🙅🕖❌📞 CALL OFF WORK 📞❌🕖🙅 CALL IN 😷☠🤒 SICC 😷☠🤒 CAUSE YOU JUST ⌨😳😛 CLICCED THAT 🍆💦👄 DICC 👄💦🍆 | |
| YOU AINT 🙅 🚫GOIN NOWHERE 🚫🙅 TODAY BECAUSE YOU GOT THAT 🍆💦 🤒PEE PEE FEVER 👄💧💦 SEND THIS TO 20 💧WET INFECTED THOTTIES💧THAT GIVE YOU THE COCKIE FEVER ☠😷🤒👄 OR YOUR 🤒 DICC TEMPERATURE 🤒 WILL NEVER GET OVER 💯 AGAIN!!!! 😖😩 | |
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| You are👎👎 a fucki🆖 💩🚽worthless💩💩braindead scumfuck 🚮bastard👹👹pile of 🚮🚮trash👎🚮mental dickface👺 that should be🔥 gunned🔫🔫down⬇️ in💀💀 the streets🚫like👊🔪👊the 💀degenerate🚫🚫you are👎. | |
| ❄️⛄️ HO HO HO ❄️⛄️ | |
| Merry christmas memers! | |
| Holy shit, we are at *2,750 subscribers! *Now Over 3000!!! | |
| we got 81,222 page views in the month of November! Holy meme! | |
| in december ALREADY we have gotten 10,949 page views :O | |
| Have a happy holiday yall ❄️❄️❄️ | |
| Spanksgiving🏻🦃🌽 is right around the corner you dirty slut😈😛 R u a sexy lil pilgrim?😈🏃 or a naked native¿¿👹This thanksgiving make sure you stuff that pussy right like a phat turkey🦃and you sluts🙆🏼 make sure you give that🦃turkey a good🏼🏼ole jerky🏻 and get ready 🤗😎 to give🙄 OR receive thanks🍑Send this text ▶️ to the ten sluts😈you're most thankful for! If not, you gon gain 30 pounds on thanksgiving If you get 10 back😮🤔🤑 you are one baddd turkey stuffer | |
| succ or treat 😜🍆💦 smell my feet 👀😷 give me something good 2 eat 🍬🍭🍑💦 if you don't 🙅👎❌ i don't care 😩📝🔍 ill pull down your underwear 😜😩👀💦🍆🍑💯 | |
| ATTENTION: ❗️❗️‼️‼️🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 IF YOU ARE NOT 👦🏽👈🏽🚫 A REAL NIGGA. REMAIN IN THE SAFTEY ✳️ OF YOUR HOME 🏡 ITS REAL NICCA HOURS 🕑🕑 CLICC LYKE | |
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| 🐈🐈👀🐈👀🐈👀🐈👀🐈👀 good cat go౦ԁ cat🐈 thats 🐈 some good🐈🐈 cta right🐈🐈there 🐈🐈🐈 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 🐾🐾i say so 🐾🐾thats what im talking about right there that's a good cat (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🐾🐾🐈🐈🐈НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈 🐾🐾🐈🐈👀 👀 👀 🐈🐈Good cat | |
| GOD 😇 fUCKIN 😲DAMIT 👊😡😬😡😲PUT THE 👇👇🎒fRICKING MILKIES 🍼🍼🍴🍼 IN MY FRICK FRACKIN😘😲😲😲😲 BAG👛🎒💼👜👛👛🎒👝💼👜💰💲 OR IMMA BLAST🔫🔪💉🔫💣💣💨💥🔥💨 YO NIGGA ASS😂😂😂👮👮 TO DA DEPTHS OF SPACE ♈♉♊♋♌♍♎♏♐♑♒♓⛎👌🌌 | |
| GOT A PROBLEM? 😊😊☺😏😌😉WELL KISS😗😙😘😚😍MY CANADIAN🍁🍁🍁 PEWDIEPIE🍰🍰🍕ASS CHEEKS😀😀😀 | |
| 😒 These People 👥 at #WalMart Staring 👀 At Me 🚶 Like They Never ✋ Seen 👀 Someone 👤 Put On Deodorant 🙋 and Put It Back 👐 On The Shelf 😳😱😩😢 😂😂😂 "got to go" 🏃💨 🏢 | |
| 🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻👻👻🎃👻 spooky shit spooky sHit🎃 thats ✔ some spooky🎃🎃shit right🎃🎃th 🎃 ere🎃🎃🎃 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 🎃🎃 🎃НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 💯 🎃 👻👻 👻 🎃🎃spooky shit | |
| 💥💥OoooohH! 🚨STOP THREAD🚨 stop thread 〰〰this thread〰 is 💀💀dead🚫🚫💀. OP 😎⭕🅿 true💯💯 gangsta ass response ^😎 👏👏 ^right ^hur OP killed it💀👻 call the 👻👮cops 🚔 don't even try👊 OPs on f🔥ire, bruh👏👏. this thread is dead〰✂〰🔪 killed it ^killed ^it 🔥💀 | |
| WEE WOO 🚨🚨🚨 YOU ARE BEING DETAINED 😐 👮🏻👮🏻👮🏻 FOR BEING AWAKE DURING REAL SKELTAL HOURS 🕐👌💀💀 PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR REAL SKELTAL 💀REGISTRATION 💀💀👌BY SMASHING THAT MOTHAFUCCIN CALCIUM 🍼🍦🐮🐄 REAL SKELTAL 💀💀 ONLY!! IT DON'T MATTER IF YOU UP GIVIN THANK 🙏 TO MR SKELTAL 💀🔥😐🙏 | |
| 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀gute scheiße gute sCHeiße 👌 es ist ✔ einige gute 👌👌scheiße alldort 👌👌👌 alldort ✔✔ wenn ich so sagen darf 💯 so ist es💯 das ist, was im reden alldort alldort (chor: alldort) mMMMMᎷM💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌 Gute Scheiße | |
| Made this cause I was fucking tired of people reposting some shitty old meme on r/leagueoflegends. Use it to prove a point when some fuckboi is trying to style on you with non-OG memes. Enjoy. | |
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| #WOW ^W O ^W W ^O W! ^^^^WOW!!1 | |
| ^^original **JOKE** | |
| 👌👀👌👀 good shit 👀 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there❗️‼️ | |
| 👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 | |
| NICE MEME | |
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| #FUNNY & ORIGINAL (C) | |
| **YOUR** ^^^memes are *OUTTA* C^O^N^T^R^O^L | |
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| 🚫ERROR!🚫 **YOUR FUCKING MEME SUCKS** | |
| Hey hey hey HEYYYY👋👋👋 Put cha lighter’s up🔦🔦🔦! Ganja’s in the house 🏠 owwwwww😷! As you can tell from my accent I am from Dallas, Tex-ass🐴! And it was not very easy growing up looking like this💁! Whether I was playing in my grandma’s clothes👵 or putting on a show for my well-organized alphabetically-ordered beanie babies 🐱🐥🐵🐼 I was guh guh guh G2Y👬👭! OKKKK😃! But it wasn’t until I moved to Los Angeles ☀🌴 that I discovered 🚬Marijuana🍀, I mean I like to smoke💨💨💨, y’all I am just flying✈ as high👆 as your receding hairline👴! OK! 🚬 Marijuana🍀 really does help me calm down😴, so y’all, I went to Valencia where they film the TV show 🌱Weeds🌱! Now, y’all, it’s very dry🔥☀, it’s almost kinda like your vagina✌👌! Can I get an amen🙌🙏?!? Now y’all, I am a treehugger🌳🌲 because if it ain’t green♻️, HUH😫 I’m not interested🙅! OKCURRRRRRRR💅💃! | |
| 💧😭💧😭💧😭💧😭 sad shit sad sHit💧 thats ⬇️ some depressing💧💧shit right💧💧there💧💧💧 right⬇️there ⬇️⬇️if i do ƽaү so my self 📉i say so 📉 thats what i am crying about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ📉💧💧💧НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ💧💧💧💧📉😭💧 😭😭😭 💧💧unfortunate shit | |
| 👨❤️👨🌈ITS GAY APPRECIATION MONTH🌈👨❤️👨🌈🌈🌈fruit🌈🌈🌈cake🌈🌈🌈ass🌈🌈🌈nigga🌈🌈🌈✊🏿💦😍 it's gay appreciation month👬👨❤️👨👨❤️💋👨 send this to your gayest faggot👍🏿👉🏿👌🏿👀 for rich semen😋😋😋💋💋🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿 and a clean anus 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿💞💕💯💯💯💯 | |
| IM DELETING YOU MENTORS!😭👋 | |
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| 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 mentors are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you, mentor!💖 Send this to ten other💭mentors💭 who give you 💸fuel units💸 Or never get called a 💭billionare💭 again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 books Back: no lamborghinis for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: 14 materialistic things🚗🚗 5 back: 7 more bookshelves📚📚 10+ back: you're driving up here in the Hollywood Hills🌇🚘🚘💲💲 | |
| Single👐🏾👌🏽asf😎but✋🏾I'm 👆not🙅🏽trippen👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽💯tho👀💯😂hmu🔥bored👀👀asf😂😂🔥 | |
| DOOT DOOT💀💀 HALLOWEEN IS NOW!!!! 📢📢👻 TIME TO GET SPOOKY👻🎃👻 FOR HALLOWEEN 👻👻🎃🎃 HALLOWEEN 🎃🙌🏼🙌🏼👻 GET YOUR TRUMPETS AND PRAY TO MR SKELETAL 💀💀💀🎺🎺🎺 BECAUSE🎃HALLOWEEN IS HERE 📣📣📣 GOOD CALCIUM FOR ALL DOOTS AND SPOOKS 👻👻💀🎺🎺🎺 | |
| SKY🌌🏀NET LAUNCHING 🚀🚀🚀🚷🚀🚀 | |
| AYY LMAO 😂😂😂😀😂😄😄😆 ROBOTS 🆒☎📞📠💿💾🚷 AND SHIT 👍👍🆒🆕🔜 | |
| DAYUM 😮 THIS NET 😂😂👍LIKE IT GOT A MINDA ITS OWN 😆🌐🌍🌏🌎💯 | |
| NIGGA JUST DROP NUKKIES ON US 😦😦😦😦😦😢😢😢😢 | |
| WE ALL 🔜 GON FUCKIN DIE 😀😱😱😱😵😵😵😭😭😭😭😭😭 | |
| 🌋🌋🌋🌋😈😈😈😈💀💀💀😵💔💔👺👺👺👹👹👹👺👹👺⛽ | |
| LEAST DIS NIGGA 😅 LOOKIN' LIKE ARNOLD 🙌🙌🙌 AMIRIGHT? 😂😂😂😢 | |
| 👻👻👻 You have been sent the ghost of 12th grade 😱😱😱 send this to ten friends to have an awesome senior year 💯💯💯 get all A's 📕📗📘📙 and make new friends 👭👫👬 don't send and be cursed with awful memories 😢😢😢 | |
| Nice 😂😂FUCKING 🍆😩🔥meme 🐸👀you fucking SPERGLORD 💦😛😍 FAGSHIT💩💩😷. Holy FUCK 👿👿it pisses 😡😡👿me off when 😾some unoriginal, 📱🕍retarded 👁👄👁assholish ⭕️⭕️dickweed 🍆🌿decides it would just be FUCKING 🌵⭕️HILARIOUS 😂😂😂to post the SAME. 🙂OVERUSED. 🙃JOKE. 😊What 😐😐😒do you even fucking🍆💦 hope to gain out of 🏢🏢this? Karma⬆️⬆️⬆️? Well you're certainly 🙂😄getting that🤑🤑, cause it seems like a lot of other inbred 👨👩👧👦👨👩👦👦shitface 💩fucking 🍆retarded 👁👄👀autistic 👶🏻fuckshits 🍆💦💦💩are thinking 🙄🤔🤔you're just 😎FUCKING🍆💦🍆 HILARIOUS 😂😂😂and that this 🔥joke 😂👄HASN'T BEEN MADE A 💯BILLION 💯FUCKING 🍆TIMES ⏱⏱⏱FUCK you 😂😂🙄 | |
| There’s no🍓🚯📵🚭🔞🔇🚫❌ need to ⏩rush⏩💨💨🕛🕧🕐💨. If 💤something💥💥 is meant💥 to be💟, it will happen👌👈💟. In the right 🕕🕘time🕕🕘, with the right 🏄🗿person | |
| 🚮💒⛪💒, for the best reason🆒✌💦💦💦💦. | |
| 🆗 | |
| 🌙🌙 GUNG HAY FAT COCK 🌙 and 🌙 GONG XI FAT COCK 🌙🌙 to all you 🇨🇳🇨🇳CHING LINGS and GWAI LOS 🇺🇸🇺🇸 🐒🐒 welcome to the YEAR 🐒 of the CHUNKY 🐒 MONKEY🐒 get ready to collect some RED ENVELOPES 💴💵 RED COCK 💦👅👌and RED CUMMIES from your fellow RED COMMIES 👘👘👘👘 send this to 2⃣0⃣ of your fellow CUM YOWS 😻😻😻👿👼 that's CUNTonese for CUM GUZZLING TOFU SLUTS 😲😝😲😝 get 5⃣ back and ur a 民主社會主義 😱😨😥 get 1⃣0⃣ back and YOU are 毛主席 ❓❕❗🏯🏯🏯 get 1⃣5⃣ and you will have PROSPERITY 💲💲💲 and FUCK SHUI 😽👄💦👌 for the NEXT 十二 YEARS! 🌸🌺 may many EGGROLLS roll your way 😍🍜🍵 and by EGGROLL i mean CRUNCHY COMMIE COCK❗☺ | |
| PC Police me the FUCK up 🚓🚨🚓🚨🚓🚨🚓🚨🚓🚨 problematic speech problema̷̶tic sPeeCh 🙅🏽🚫 thats 🚫some problematic 🙅🏽🙅🏽speech right 🙅🏽🙅🏽 th 🙅🏽 ere 🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽 right ✋🏼 there ✋🏼✋🏼 if i do ƽaү so my selｆ🚫 i say so 🚫 that's precisely what I'm word policing about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🚫 🚓🚨🚓🚨WeEeEEEeEeEe WO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ WeEeEEEeEeEe WO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽 🚫 🙅🏽 🚨🚨🚨 🚫🚫Problematic speech | |
| HOE💅 HOE💄 HOES👠 it's Xmas ⌚time ⏳ ⏰ once again that means 🎅SANTA COCKS🍆🍄 is 💦CUMMING💦 to Town🏡 for all u naughty👉👌 thottie💃 🔥hotties🍑🍒, but only if u 💯✔. He knows when you are sleeping💤😴 with someone💤😴 and when you ready to get yo presents🎁🙏, so be bad😈 for dankness🚬💉💊 sake and 🎅SANTA🎅 will be 💦CUMMING💦 in yo chimney. BB it's cold outside❄❄ so he gonna make you frosty the SNOWBABE!⛄⛄ You know how SANTA🎅 loves your COOKIES🍪🍪 and he know you love his MILK.🚿🚿🍼🍼 Send this to 🔞 🆗 THOTS then you on the NAUGHTY list, if you send this to🍺21 HOE HOE HOES, you'll get something 🍄SPECIAL🎁🎉 under your TREE🎄 send to 1738 🍻 of yo 💅💄👍sluttiest biches👌💋👠 and you might find a big black lump of coal🍆 in yo stocking👢 on 🎄COCKMAS🎄 morning | |
| 🎶Dashing💨 through the cum 💦💧👅👅 in a one WHORES💃💃 open legs👐, over🔁 the clit we go, moaning 😫 all the way. Balls🍆 in buttholes ring, making spirits bright🔥🔥, what fun it is to ride 🚀that dick 🍆💦and jizz😩💦 on her all night, HOE!!!! 🎶jingle clit jingle clit jingle all the way➡️, oh what fun it is to ride🚴 that big black dick 🍆all day HEY jingle clit jingle clit jingle all the way😝 oh what fun it is to fuck 👉👌and lick 👅💦her jizz away. Send this to 👉1⃣2⃣🍆 of your sluttiest😝🍆💃 dickmas cock suckers🍆👅 in 6⃣9⃣ sexonds or Santa won't cum😩👊💦 for you this HOEliday season!! If you get 5 back ⬅️you're a frosty cum slut. ❄️⛄️If you get 10 back you're a peppermint pussy princess .🍭😼👸 If you get 15 back you're a candy cane clit licker👄👅. Have a merry merry clitmas and a slutty new year!!!!!!!!!!🎅🎄🎁🍆😩💦🍆👅 | |
| Hey Mike 👱👱mike mike mike 👱👱 iTs HUMP DAAAAAAY 🐪 📅🐪📅🐪📅🐪📅🐪📅 hump day Mike hump dAAy🐫 its 🌞 hump day🌞🐫hump day📅📅HUMPP🐪🐪🐪 day🌞iM TalKIN 👄 TODAY 📅 🐫 🐫is hump day 🙌 HUMP DAYYYYY 🙌 talkin 15 🕒 minutes 🕒 cud save u 15% 💰 on💰car 🚗 insurance 💰 (chorus:hUmp ddaaaAyy) hump ddDAAAYYYYY📅 🐫🐫 🐫DDA4AaAAAAAaaAaaayyyy🐪🐫🙌📅🌞🐪 📅 🐫 📅 📅 🙌📅 🐫🐫Hump day | |
| Now watch me Whip | |
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| 👋 😳 | |
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| Now watch me Nae Nae | |
| CON"SWAG"ULATIONS, youse a bad bitch that id 💯 whip with👊 💥🔥⚡️💨 Send this to your top ten baddest bitches to let them know y'all are trill as hell. If you don't send this on within 5 hours you will suffer with your $wag game for the next 10 years👺 🙅🚫#badb1tche5only 👀😈💦👊 | |
| f school!! 😠😠😠😤😤😤❌🏤❌ id rather succ d👅💦💦💦👏👏🍆then learn💭 💭 about the damn quadratic formula!!❌➕➖✖➗❌👏👏😂😂 mx➕b=y MY ASS!!!! 🍑😂😂😂👏👏👏👋👋👋 | |
| IM DELETING YOU, BERNIE!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 ✔Bernies💃👴 are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Bernie!💖 Send this to ten other 👴💃Bernies👴💃 who give you 💖👍socialism💖👍 Or never get called 🌷🌼️progressive🌷🌼️ again 🚫😢👎😢👎 If you get 0 Back: no free healthcare for you 🚫🏥🚫🏥 3 back: you're progressive🗽🗽 5 back: you #FEELTHEBERN 🔯🗽🔯 10+ back: You’re the first lady!💕🗽💕❤💋💑❤💋💑 | |
| bruh😂 FUCK👎🏼👎🏼 THESE BASIC🚷 BLU💎BERRY🍇🍇THOTS👯👯 MY HOES👩❤️💋👩 FOREIGN ✈️🇯🇵🇵🇰🌍🛬🌏 FOH W THAT 🇺🇸AMERICAN🇺🇸 PUSSY😭😭😩💀💀 MY BIH A🍓STAWBERRY🍓🍓 THOT😛👌🏼👌🏼TF UR HOE 🍇BLUBERRY😪😪😪 LMAOO😂😂😂 iGOT THOTS LINED🙋🏿🙋🏼🙋🏽🙋🏻🙋🏿🙆🏼🙆🏻🙆🏾🙋🏿 UP 4 😈ME😎 LIKE 😛🤑🤑 FUH😩ME😇DADDY😩😩 && I WHIP🍆🍆🍆😈😈 IT OUT & DEY WATCH ME NAE NAE LIKE🙄🙄🙄🙄😵😵😲😲😱😱 MY BITCHES CALL📞ME PAPI🎩💰💵👨🏾🤑🤑 YA BISH CALL📢 U BROKE☠BOY🤕👎🏼💵🚫💸🚫😂😂😂 CMON SON😂[iGOT HOES ✔️✔️] IN ♻️ROTATION♻️♻️ 📅MON-SUN 📅📆24/💯🕛🕕🕘 COOCHI😼 ON DECK🛳⛴💁🏼👯👯👭👩❤️👩⛴🛳 JET SKI🚤 IN THAT PUSSY😻JUICE🍹🍹WE AINT PLAYIN😈😈 FOREIGN ONLY❗️ | |
| GUYS✋listen👂‼️I don't care how tough💪✨you think you are🚫Nothing🚫hits👊💥harder💫💎💫than💖ℓιƒє💖. But it ain't about howｈａｒｄ💢you hit✋⛔️👀 it's about how💥Ｈ💥Ａ💥Ｒ💥Ｄ💥 | |
| you can GET hit ✊👊and keep moving forward➡️🔛👉OKAY🆗⁉️And don't be pointing fingers👆👉👇👈saying📣💬I'm not where I need to be💯 because of him👉👨or her🙅👈or anybody👉👪👈 ¢σωαя∂ѕ do that😡💔and that ain't you👌💯‼️ НO0ОଠOOOOOО🙈🙉🙊ଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🐵🐒😵 | |
| Succ My Shytt 😮😮😛😛😛😍😍😘💦💦💦 I Nut On You Like I Did Aall my NIccaS 😤😤😤😤😤 Splurt On They Teet 💦💦💦😤😛😛😛💀😷 Licc Dey Ass Holey 👌👌👌👌💤👀 I Be Gtting Brah.. I Sennn The Whole Sauad Ass Picc And They Send Me Dicc 😍😍😍🍆🍆👀👀👏👏👏👏🙌💦🙌 My Dad Dicc 🍆🍆🍆 uktra Thikk 🍆🍆🍆🍅😮😮😼😮💦💦💦💧👀👀👀👀 I Be Succin!!!😘😍😤👊👌 | |
| been floating around for a while but I've yet to see it posted here | |
| It's HOElidy season!!🎊🎉🎄🎄. Santa Clause 🍪🎅🏻 is CUMMING 🍆💦💦 2 ur town 🏢🏢🏥 and IN ur ANUS 👅👍🏻😍. He's looking for new HO HO HOES 👯👯 like you, so leave him dick cookies🌶🍆🍪🍪 and dick milk 🍆💨💨 or he'll eat ur PUSSY 🐈🐱🎄🎄😜. Remember, tis the season 😏😏 2 be SLUTTY😏🙃😏 so send this 2 6️⃣9️⃣9️⃣6️⃣ of your THOTTIEST THOTS ☃⛄️or you🍗🍗🌝 will be converted into celebrating HOENAKAH 🎅🏻🎅🏼🎅🏽🎅🏾🎅🏿. Every 💯💯💯 shares gives Jesus 6️⃣9️⃣ INCHES to his DICK SIZE🍆🍆🍆🌶🍌🍌🍌. Merry XXXXXXXXXXmas | |
| 🍣🍤🍣 IT'S SUSHI TIME🍙🍘🍣 You have been visited by the legendary Hiroshi, master of sushi 🍙🍣🍣🍥🍤 Upmoshi this within 3 seconds or you'll never have sushi without wasabi 🍣🍤🍤 | |
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| Y33T! Your text messages just got penetrated by the SWAGDICK! 🙏🙌👌💯💦😫 | |
| Send along the SWAGDICK to your best bros, 👨❤️👨 | |
| Your side hoes, 😏💁🏻 | |
| And the peeps u just wanna Netflix and Chill with 😉📺 | |
| If you don't send along the SWAGDICK to 69 of your baddest bitches, 😈 your PULLOUT game will be WEAK 😩 for the next 10 years. 😱 | |
| And you'll get stabbed 🔪😂 | |
| ✌️✌✌ peace, love, and SWAGDICK | |
| EDIT: It might not look like it now but hen copy and pasted into a text the very first set of emojis is a giant penis ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | |
| OVER 10,000 PEOPLE DIEDED IN 9/11 STOP MAKING FUN GUYS ✈️✈️💥🔥💢🏨 IF U THINK 9/11 WAS A JOKE U TRY GOING AND SAVING PEOPL FROM BURNING BUILDINGS 💪🔥🔥💥💢💦💧 BETCHU WOULD GET FUCKEN ALL BIRNT AND SHIZZZ CUZ U AINT GOT NO SKILLS FAM 👀👀👀🙊🙉🙈😈😈😧😧😧😧😪😴😆😋 #TBH INBOXED👖 | |
| 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 WHAT THE FUCK WhAT THE FUCK👌 IS THAT ✔ HOLY SHIT👌👌REALLY WHAT👌👌IS👌👌👌 THIS✔CANCER✔✔IM SLOWLY DYING AND I WANT OUT OF THIS NIGHTMARE💯 END ME💯 FUCK MY LIFE AND ALL IT HAS DONE TO ME(chorus: END ME) aAAAAAAAaaAH💯 👌👌 👌OOOooOoooOOOOh👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌SHIT | |
| 8,600 MEMERS! THATS AS MUCH AS 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯 | |
| Wee 🚔woo 🚔wee 🚔woo🚔 Halt Pleb , this is the meme police 👮👮👮👮👮 you are under arrest😫😫 , for staying out past 🕐🕑🕒🕒🕓 authentic African 👦🏿 American hours . Don't not resist ✋✋✋✋✋✋ | |
| You asked for this hi every1 im new here in my garage with my new ✨LAMBORGHINI🏎!!!!!!! holds up⬆️ spork🍴 What the 🍆fuck🍑 did you just 👉�👌fucking say about me, you little👌👌 good shit you little good shit you little 👌👌 good shit? shut you the FUCK UP F*GGOT❌ teleports around and shoots beams at you🔫👾 I’ll have you know I 🎓graduated🎓 🔝 of my class in the 🐳Navy Seals🐳⚓️⚓️, and I’ve been involved in numerous🔢 🙊secret🔎 🔥RAIDS💥 on 💣Al-Quaeda👳🏽, and I have over 3⃣💯 confirmed 📘📗bookshelves📚. thats ✔️ some impressive👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔️there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) isn't it? has anyone really been far🌌 even as decided ✌🏻 use even go want to do look more like✔️up 👉here👈 in 🎬the 🌠HOLLYWOOD🎞🎥HILLS⛰? I am trained💪🏻 in gorilla🙈 warfare and I’m the 🔝🔫sniper🔭 in the entire 🎬HOLLYWOOD🌆HILLS⛰🇺🇸 armed💪🏻forces. my name is katy👧🏻 but u can call me 🐧💀🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF T41 LoP3Z🐧💀🐧‼️‼️‼️1⃣‼️‼️ lol…as u can see im very 🎲randomaterialistic💵😎👍🏻✡❗️❗️ You are 🚫NOTHING🚫 to me but just another fuel⛽️unit target🎯👈you. I will wipe you the fuck out✔️ with KNOWLEDGE🎓🤓🤑 the 👍🏻likes👍🏻 of which has never been 👀seen b4⃣ on this 🌏Earth🌎, mark my 👉👌🍆fucking🍑 w🌚rds. You think you can get away with saying that good✔️shit💩👌 2⃣ me over the Internet? Think🙇🏻 again, fucker👉👌. You! kicks you from behind👟💥 Are! teleports✨👽 in front of you and uppercuts you into the air Just! flies into the air with flaming spiral uppercut A STUPID TROLL!👹👿 As we speak👄 I am contacting my 🙊SECRET🙊 network of 5⃣MENTORS across the USA🇺🇸 and your IP is being traced🔬 right now so you better prepare 4 the ☁️storm⚡️, maggot🐛. The ☁️storm⚡️ that wipes🙌 out the pathetic little thing you call your life🐛🔥🔥. You’re fucking dead💀, kid. thats why i came here, 2kill random ppl on the internetz💻📠 _… im 1⃣3⃣ years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) I can be anywhere🌍, anytime⏳⌛️, and I can kill you in over seven💯ways, and that’s just with my 🐻bare🐻 hands🙌. i like 2 watch invader👾zim👽 w/ my lamborghini💁 (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it🌈👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO ＦＵＮ ＴＯ ＤＲＩＶＥ ＵＰ ＨＥＲＥ ＩＮ ＴＨＥ ＨＯＬＬＹＷＯＯＤ ＨＩＬＬＳ!!!! shes random🎲2⃣ of course but i want ✌🏻 meet more random ppl👬👭👫👫👭👬 =) like they say the more the merrier😂!!!! hits you with flame🔥👊🏻 uppercut and grabs your head😎 and throws you down to the ground NOW DIE FAG👻!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!! Garfield😽 leans towards Jon.😘 Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed⛔️💪🏻 combat, but I have 💳access🔖🔑 to the entire arsenal✂️🔫🚬💣🔨🔪✈️🚁 of the United States 🇺🇸Marine⚓️ Corps🐬🐳🐋🐟🐠 and I will use it to its full👐🏻 extent to wipe your miserable as🍑s off the face of the continent🌍✔️, you little good shit👌👌. Jon slowly sticks his hand into the 🍝pasta🍜 dish. As he lifts his warm hand out of the lasaga🍝, he holds a large clump of pasta🍝, sauce🍝 and cheese🍕. He slowly brings the lasaga🍝🍝 towards Garfield's😻👅 mouth who ate all the lasaga🍝. If only you could have known🎓✔️ what unholy🙌🏻 retribution your little “clever📃” commen📝t was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking 🍆💦tongue👅. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re ✔️paying the price💲💲💲, you goddamn😤 idiot. crashes into you with meteor💫💥 slam attack and kills you🔪 heh... another 4⃣channer🍀 falls to me. I will shit💩bookshelves📘 all over yo💯u and you will drown🌊😱🌊 in it. You’re fucking dead💀, kidd😢o. "i ate those food🍣🍤🍝🍟🍭🍫🍱🍆" Garfield replies. Jon then inserts the lasaga into Garfield's mouth💋 and proceeds to eat the rest of the stray lasaga🍝 in his hand.👋 "this lasaga🍝 is great, Jon." Garfield😼 says. Time for something a little different ✔️✔️if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about ri✔️ght there Jon grabs another glob of lasaga🍝. He reaches behind Garfield and slowly inserts the fuel unit🍝🍝 into his anus🍑. "do you like that you big fat cat?😼" Jon questions. Garfield pu😼rrs with joy. "thank you Jon for this wonderful time" 🍝🍝🍝🍝Garfield says. At the entrance of the door to the kitchen, 🐶a silhouette of a 🐕dog appears. A quiet mumble is heard but inaudible for the man and feline to hear. "bOrf"👅 the dog mumbled.🐕 mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌love❤️ and waffles and CUMMIES💦 you little goo💯d shit👌,🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m🐧 Psssh, ❌❌❌notting personnel, kid💁🚬 teleports away | |
| Clean👌Pair Of Sneaks👟👟wit A Designer Belt👖please Watch 👀 👀 Yo Step cuz Im Feelin😳😤My Self Thro a flag 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 On Da plate | |
| 🍽 🍽, man Sumbody🙆 get Tha ref👱🏿 | |
| Cop 👮 🏃Blah La la la La🔫🔫, Man😩 😬 Somebody get Sum help 🙇🏿 🙇🏿 Pull up on tha 🔼 block 🏢🏢 | |
| The 👦🏻👦🏻black-haired👦🏻👦🏻jewish ✡🕎🕍youth👶👶 lies in wait for ⌛️hours🕗🕖🕛🕜 on end, 👺satanically👹 glaring😳👀👁👀👁 at and spying👥 on the unsuspicious girl👸🏻 whom he👦🏻 plans to seduce👄👅, 💖adulterating🍆💦 her blood💑 and 🚷removin🚷g her from the 🐑bosom🐑 of her own people. The ✡#Jew✡ uses 💯every💯 possible means to under⤵️mine the 👲👳🏾racial👦🏻👧🏾👨🏿 foundations of a 😫😫subjugated😫😫 people😲 | |
| 💚❤️ MERRY FUCKEMBER HOEZ❤️💚 | |
| You've just been fucked by the fuckember text and there's no turning back☠! | |
| Remember.... December is gon be full of | |
| D(ick suckin💦💦) | |
| E(ating pussy👅) | |
| C(um💦💦💦💦) | |
| E(ating more pussy👅👅) | |
| M(mmmm😉) | |
| B(IG ASS SLAPPIN) | |
| E(ating OUT 😝😜) | |
| R(ocking back and forth on Santa's lap😈) | |
| ⬜⬜⬜🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽 | |
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| ⬜🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽⬜🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽 | |
| Send this to 10 of your SLUTTY Santa babies😍👅 if you want Santa to ride down that chimney🎁 on Christmas with some goodies 8====D💦💦💦😉😉 | |
| 🐐VOAT🚢BOAT IS SAILING👳🏾👳🏾👳🏾EDGY SHIT, PEACHES🍑 FR🍑EEZING👲🏿💣 HAVE UR SAY 😂💣🍆 DAE RACE REALIZM ALL ABOARD THE VOAT🐐🚢BOAT🚤 | |
| 😨 I'm not "boyfriend 💏 material." 😩 I'm on some forever 🔏 build spoiled 😍 each Other type shit 💩. If you aren't looking for a husband 👨, 💁 I'm not for you. 👉 We're a team! Whatever you lack 👎, I got you! 👍 We will balance 👐 each other out! ✊ Minor setback 👌? Guess 💭 we'll make a major comeback ✊ ! Bad day 😩? Well I'll promise 😊 you a better night! 🌃 😏 You need support 🙌 ? I'll be ya backbone! 💪 I'll keep you motivated 👏 & at the top ⬆, always!☝ As long as you appreciate me 🏆 & remain consistent 💃 you don't ever ✋ have too doubt my loyalty! 💍 😒 You got me 🚶, 😏 I got us 💑 💯 | |
| BITCH BETTA WATCH OUT 🔥👊😵 IMMA KNOCK DAT NIGGA DEFUQ OUT LIKE 🙅🙅🙅😲😲😲😲😪 NIGGAS GONE LEARN THA HARD WAY 🔨🔨💀💀💀 DONT FUKK WITH ME CUZ I COME IN HARD 👀👀🙈🙈👹👹 AND U BETTA THINK THE NEXT TIME U BE SNEAK DISSIN CUZ I GOT DAT 💥👊🔥💪💀🔫🔪🔫🔪💣💣💣 AN U BETTA BELIEVE I DONT PLAY WIT A TRIFFLIN NIGGA LIKE YOU 🔪💉💉💉💉💉 | |
| 😳but 👨🏽daddy thats gross 👉👌i dont care 👦🏿 timmy youre learning it anyway 😭👉👌😳daddy plz | |
| Daddy kinks 👅💦 are wrong 👊 and promote romanticising young girls 💁💕 | |
| They appropriate pedophilia 👶👶 and are a disgusting trend ✌🚫 | |
| Men who like women 👫 who act like children or "littles" 👶💕 promote pedophiliac culture 👯👶👦 in today's society 👀💯 | |
| Hairless, thin, small are all words📖 that can be used to describe children 🚼🔤 and it's what today's society looks 🔍 for in a majority of women 👭 | |
| Childlike women 👯💕 who seek daddies 💏👫💕💦 help continue the vicious cycle of pedophilia 👊😩👌😷😭✌💯💯💯 | |
| 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 kissing pranks g౦ne sExual👌 gone ✔ wrong gone👌👌sEXUAL sex👌👌20 👌 15👌👌👌 best✔videos ✔✔as kin g gir ls ｆor SEX 💯 naked 💯 kissing pranks sexy must watch [2015] (chorus: ^^gone ^^wrong) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Gone sexual | |
| OO mY, 😏 OH MY, i LOoOVE💘❤️💚 MY SEnpAI😏🙊✌️ KaAWAAII 🐠dESU DESU HEntai🐙 CHAN😜 how i want u TO nOtice 👀👌👀👌ME sEN PIE🍰 i WANT ur sQUIshy WASABI🎾😈 on my Sushi✊🍣🍤SPICY 🔥🔥🔥🔥leT’S mAKE sOME ORIGAMI😩😏🇯🇵 MY mASTER sENSEI 😯😑 DOKI DOkI tofU 😳🙀 | |
| Merry Cummas!🎄It's time to jingle jingle🔔those big balls🔴🎶⚪️because it's the most fuckable😜time of the year! Even Misses Clause👵🏻wants a big ol' candy cane in her stocking🎅🏼👀 Don't🙅🏼call me Mary because I won't be a virgin after tonight 😏👌🏼👈🏼 Is that a snow blizzard or are you cuming on me?☃❄️💦 Don't forgot to wrap that dick up in a bow tonight🎁🍆Send this to 10 of your cum covered snow angels👼🏻 If you receive 5 back you're a hoe | |
| crANK ➡➡DaT⬅⬅ s👀0ljA 🆒🆒 boY🔝🔝🔝🔝НO0О👌ଠOOOOOОଠ👌👌ଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ j0Cking on THEMᎷMm haTeRZZszSZ💯💯💦💯💯👌 ma🆒n🎊 h🔯teSRZ 💣waᎷNT t🎊o ➡➡be mE⬅XDDDD💯Dddd!!!!💯💯👳💯💥💥 b0Mm💣💦💦aSs💦 💥n16Ga✔💥✔ Н🆗💥O0❤ОଠOo👋👋Ooo🏻🏻👋🏻⬅⬅⬅⬅⬅⬅ | |
| calcium me the FUCK up🎺💀🎺💀🎺💀🎺💀🎺💀 doot doot ԁ౦౦t dOot🎺 thats 👻 some doot🎺🎺 doot right🎺🎺 there🎺🎺🎺 doot👻 doot 👻👻 if i doot ƽaү so my self 🎃 i say so 🎃 thats what im talking about doot doot doot doot (chorus: ᵗʰᵃⁿᵏ ᵐʳ ˢᵏᵉˡᵗᵃˡ) mMMMMᎷМ🎃🎺🎺🎺 НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎺🎺🎺🎺🎃🎺💀 💀💀💀🎺🎺 Doot doot | |
| YOOooo SamSung only got °•□•■•■■●●○○☆☆▪▪¤¤♡♤♡• LaME aSs shapes bruh ♡●♡●♢□♢\》●♡●}▪ SPaDES &&&& SHAPES ☆■○□○□○■○■ (chorus::SHAPES rIght there fam)○♢○○♢○♤♤○♤○♡○♢○♢●♧●♧● 》》 mmmmmMMmmm S6 bruhhh SPADES nigguh♤♤♤♤ WooooOOOOoooooo ○■•□●•♢•♡○☆☆¤¤○•♢○♢ and shApes. | |
| 👌👽👌👽👌👽 ayy lmao ayyy lmao good lmao👌 thats ✔ some ayyy👌👌lamayo right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do LMAO so my self 💯 i ayyy so 💯 thats what im probing about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌AAAYYYYyyyyYYYYYyyyyyyʸʸʸʸʸʸʸʸ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👽👽👽👌👌ayy lmao | |
| 😏 MY STUD 👲 HOME GIRL 👩 TRIED TO FIGHT 👊💥 ME 😒 BECAUSE I ASKED 💭 HER DO SHE GET MAD 😡 WHEN SHE GET WET 💦 INSTEAD OF HARD 💪 😳😱😩😢 😂😂😂😂 | |
| When the dick 2 bomb 😍😘😲👉👌💨💦💦💦👅💩 | |
| sign me the FUCK up 🚬👌😎💨👌😎 dank shit dank sHit👌 thats 🚬 some dank👌shit right🍁👌th 👌 ere👌 right🍁there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMᎷМ💯 👌👌Н0ОଠＯＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👌🚬👌 💯 😎💨 😎💨 👌👌Dank shit 😏🔥🚬😎💨 | |
| Yo, 👀👀👀wanna know something about my right arm?💦💦💦💦 | |
| I done flex so hard💪🏿💪🏿I set off fire alarms.🔥💥🔥The fireplace's 🔥🔥outta space 🌞🌚with Orion's Belt. Big jewels 💍💍on myself with the tiger 🐯smell. Straight out the jungle🐯🐼🐯🐭🐨, sting like kiss.💋💋 Ice ☃☃☃real cool, top lip frostbit. 👄👄👄Cause now I write 📝Clark Gable on my cable bill. Bill Cosby😴😴😴on my couch out in Nashville. 💦💦💦💤💤💤Plum couch met her orange 🍊🍊on the cornfields.🌽🌽🌽 | |
| High fructose concentrated purple🍇🍇🍇spill. She was grabbin' ✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻on my schlong🍆 doing handstands.💦💦💦💦 | |
| ✅👍 OK 🆗😮O🅾🅾🅾👀KKK 😮 OK ✔☑ OKOK 🎷👌 OOOKKKKAYY | |
| THE 🍵🍵SOUPER 2️⃣SDAY🍆🍆💦💦 IS UPON US 💦💦💦😪😫 we will find out IF WE GOT REPUBLICAN🐘 RIM JOBS👅 💦 OR DEMOCRAT🐴 DICK🍆🍆. an ELEPHANT 🐘never forgets and neither will your ASS🐴🍑!! time to DANCE 💃💃on those POLLS📍. so shine✳️ that RUBY-O👑💍🌂 and get ready to FEEL THE BERN🔥🔥 in your HILLARY CLIT-ON 🙆🏻and if your lucky 🍀🍀🍀you might feel BILLY CLIT-ONS PISS MIST💦💦💦. we all gonna need to CRUZ over to planned parenthood 👶👶🏻👶🏿👶🏽 after this CUMVENTION! SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ TRUMP HUMPING🐪🐪🐪 CANDIDATES AND YOUR PU$$Y 🐱🐱🐱🌸GAME WILL TRUMP ♠️♣️♥️♦️ALL. IF YOU DONT YOU WILL GET DEPORTED👮🏻😩😖😪👋🏻 | |
| Happy LEAP day!! Your chance to leap 🐸😛😜 on this DICK💦💦 only CUMS🍆 once every 4 years. HOP to it 🤑😏🌽. Turn February 2️⃣9️⃣ into 6️⃣9️⃣ 😻😻😻 and make this Monday a funday cumday💦💦💦 with some BLACK ⚫️⚫️DICK. Get ready to MARCH into that pussy TOUNGE FIRST 🔛🔝😮😮!! March isn't then only thing cumming 💦💦🍠 in like a lion🦁🦁. ENJOY monster COCK👻🌵 that only cums once every four years, swallow it all!! Send this to all your froggy🐸🐸🐸 sluts or else you're a leap day hoe cake 🍰 | |
| ☝🏽Mashallah☝ (Arabic: ما شاء الله,☪ mā shāʾa llāhu☪), also ☪masha'Allah☪, is an Arabic🇪🇭 phrase that expresses 👍👍appreciation👍, 😂joy😂, 🙏praise🏽, or thankfulness👌👌 for an ✈️💥💣💥event💣✈️💣 or person (👺G.W.Bush😤) that was 👳🏾🏾just mentioned👳🏾. | |
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| 🌵🎄🌲🌳🌴🌱🌿☘🍀🎍🎋🍃🍂🍁🌾🌺🌻🌹🌷🌼🌸💐🍄🌰🎃🐚🕸 | |
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| 🚺🚼 | |
| 🚻🚮🎦📶🈁🆖🆗🆙🆒🆕🆓0️⃣1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣4️⃣5️⃣6️⃣7️⃣8️⃣9️⃣🔟🔢▶️⏸⏹⏺⏭⏮⏩⏪🔀🔁🔂◀️🔼🔽⏫⏬➡️⬅️⬆️⬇️↗️↘️↙️↖️↕️↔️🔄↪️↩️⤴️⤵️#️⃣*️⃣ℹ️🔤🔡🔠🔣 | |
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| 🅰nd 👼🏻God👼🏻 said let there be another ☝🏻☝🏻one☝🏻️☝🏻 and 🅰ll the real NiGs 💯💯〽️came out 2️⃣ play. I am now ✔️voting☑️ 4️⃣ 👳🏾Dj Khaled 👳🏾for president because he is going to take 🇺🇸America🇺🇸 down the path of 💸sucksess💰 the 🛣road 🛣to 💵💳💎greatness💵💎. It's a hard road 😩 😰😰 and there are barriers🚧🚧 in our way but we must overcum🍆 💦and 👊🏻💢fight because they 🚫don't 🚫want us to🌮🌯 eat🍟🍔❕❗️ They➡️👤👥👥👤👤 🚫don't 🚫want us to be successful❕❗️ 👳🏾Dj Khaled👳🏾 will show us the 🔑K E y🔑 to making | |
| 🇺🇸America🇺🇸 great again and help us climb 2️⃣the 🔝 because we out here 🗺climbing 🏔⛰🗻 my 🆖🅰 ‼️ | |
| 🙏🏻🙏🏻👼🏻bLess 🆙 and send this 2️⃣ anotha ☝🏻️ of your day ☝🏻️ NiGs❗️‼️ keep it 💯💯 and always eat that 🦃🐷 / drink 💧💧 cuz they 🚫don't🚫 want you to 🚱🚱 | |
| the NEW YEAR 🎉 💥 has almost 💦 CUM 💦 😏 .. its time for 😏 👅 NEW 🍆 COCKS 🍆 4 TWENTY SEX-TEEN 😍 👉 👌 all of the 🍑 THOTS 🍑 😋 🙋 are making it their 🎉 NEW YEARS 🎉 RESOLUTION to find 👅 BIG DICKS 👅 to EXPLODE 💥 some 💥 FIREWORKS 💦 .. and 💥 be prepared to get FUCKED 😩 at MIDNIGHT 😆 🌙 on NEW COCKS 🍆 EVE when 🍑 ASSUARY 🍑 💦 cums 💦 💦 around SHARE THIS WITH 🎉 69 🎉 . NEW YEAR HOES 😉 BEFORE 😩 🍑 2016 or u won’t be getting any 🎉 party poppers 🎉 popped 💥 inside u this 🎊 🎊 🍆 NEW DICKS DAY 🍆 🎊 | |
| chemtrails, gmos, vaccines, mkultra, jetfuel/steel beams, martial law etc. | |
| 👦🏿🍉👦🏿🍉THE BLACK GETS THE 🍉 WHEN THE 🍟 GOES AND THE 🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀 👦🏿 MAYBE ITS 4 DE 🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔 | |
| WITH THE LEBHRAWNN JAAAAMES😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃 | |
| DROP YO’ PANTS | |
| IT’S FINALLY…….. | |
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| TIME TO BE A SEXY WITCH 🍆BITCH! 🐶🐶🐶 SEND THIS TO YOUR 1⃣0⃣ BIGGEST HOE-MIES OR 1⃣0⃣ YEARS OF BAD 👾JUJU 👾 IF U GET 5⃣ BACK U A SLUTTY GHOST BITCH!!!!! 💩💩💩💩 IF U GET 1⃣0⃣💥 BACK U THE QUEEN 💍OF ✨ SLUT-O-WEEN 👑🎃✨💎 | |
| Oh 😲😲😲my God ☝☝☝ I'm like 👍👍👍 12 1⃣2⃣1⃣2⃣👯👯👯 and I'm so ill 😖😖😖💀💀💀 but ❗❗❗I'm still finna get crunk 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌 | |
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| So ur with ur skeltal 💀💀 and yur making calcium 🍼🍼 wen the 🎺trumpet doots 🎺 and U answer it 😒 n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my bones?"😲😲 U tell ur girl n she say ⚠"my calcium 🍼 is low".👇⚠🎢 THEN WHO WAS BONE? 💀😰😟😣 | |
| Gurl stops mekin out 💋 n asks boi 2 get poptertz . He dus. Gurl teks a deep breff😤 n seys "boi, i am pregant👶. Wil u stey my bf?" n he seys "noo." Gurl is hertbrokd <///3😫. Gurl cryd n runs awaii from boi🏃. Wiffout eatn her poptertz😱. Gurl furget she has lo blud shuga n she fols. Boi runs 2 gurl🏃. She ded😲. Boi crys n seys "i seyd no i no b yur bf... Cus i wan b yur huzbend!"😢 Boi screems🗣 n throws poptertz @ wol. Nside poptertz ther wus a bootiful diamon ring💍. Lik dis if u cry everytim😢 | |
| BELIEVE IT!! 🙏 NARUTO IS 💦💦 CHOKING 👅 ON THAT SASUKE DICK !!! 🌽🌽🍆 NEJI IS UP IN ⭐️🌝 HEAVEN TAKING 🌟💫GODS DICK 🍗🍗 UP HIS TIGHT 👌👌 ASS!! SAKURA IS POPPING 💥 HER PUSSY 🐱 AND KIBA IS TAKING THAT 🐶🐶🌭🌭 DOGGY DICK 👄👅👁 SEND THIS TO 5 OF YOUR NARU-HOES 😫💦 GET 0 BACK AND UR A NINJA ⚔🎎 WITH NO ✏️DICK-JUTSU 😳😫😷 GET 5 BACK AND UR HOTTER THAN SASUKES FIRE 🔥🔥 BALLS 🌰🌰 GET 10 BACK AND UR GETTING THAT 👑 HOKAGE DICK 👅💦🍆💕💗 | |
| First, it was AIM. And then just 😙😙MySpace😙 and 😂Facebook👌. But it was too good💯. A friend turned me on to 💯Stumble💯 and before I knew it I was on 👽Reddit👽 and 🍀4chan🍀 maybe as much as 5👌👀 times a minute. This went on until I was in a dark place. A lulz 🕳hole🕳. I got my life back on track. I was working. Had a ❤️👄👩girlfriend👩❤️, a future. And then my 👦boss👦 sent me a link to 🐕insanity wolf🐕...and now I'm 🍆fucking💦 the 👽alien👽for some 🏅Reddit gold💯. | |
| Example H̢̉̉͂̆ͯ͝҉̳͇̳̼̻̥͔̤̬͓̖̀́I̵͉̰͙̺͕̖̟͚͙̺̫͊͐͒̄̿̏͢ ̷̤̺̘͔͔̟͎ͤͭͪ̔̎̐ͫͮ͋̽̿ͤ̾̅̄́̚̚̕͞A̛̪͕͖̬̥̙̱̖̭̰̋̇ͯ̃ͦͪ̓̇ͮ̔͊̈̌ͬ̑̏́͜͢ͅZ̸̰̪̳͍̺͓̤̞̩̭̼͎̹͉̹̥ͧͯ͌̀̚ͅU̷̶̻̝̠͇̯͚͚̹̭̺̝̬̜̗̘̤̲ͧ͒ͪ̌͆͋͛̂ͧ̈́ͤ̓ͮ̈́͐̎̇̍͜͝͡B̧͂͊̂̓͗ͥ͌́ͪ̐ͥͬ̿̎҉͏̭̬͙͇̖̺̼͍Ṳ̵̵̶̧̞̱͕͓͙͎͚̆͊̍͐̂ͅ | |
| Take me by the FUCKING hand 🌊🏄🌊🏄🌊 ocean man ocEan mAn 🌊 thats💧some ocean 🌊🌊 man right 🌊 🌊 th 🌊 ere 🌊🌊 🌊 right💧there💧💧 if i do ƽay so my selｆ 💦 i say so 💦 thats what im talking about right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ�� 🌊🌊 🌊НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊💦 🌊 🏄 🏄 🏄 🌊 Ocean man | |
| Hoe🎅🏼Hoe🎅🏽Hoe🎅🏾It's Real☃Jolly Hours😸We Snow❄️U Can't Sleep🙅Cuz U Excited⛄️Boy😳You BEST clicc LICC 😜 If U Up💯Santa🎅🏿Knows If U👊🏻 Naughty😂 | |
| 🍂 HOEvember🍂 is gone😫😭, but now 🎅DICKcember🎅 has cum💧💦💦! That's right get your advent calendars out for 25 straight days of BIG COCK😱🍆! Those cocks will make waiting for big daddy Santa🎅🎅 to cum💦💦 much easier😁😀. Hope you get COAL ⬛️BLACK⬛️ DICK🍆🍆 Send this to 10 nasty bitch elves💁👱 or no presents🎁🎁 and no D😱😣😯. If you get 5 back you are a horny reindeer bitch🐫😦. Get 10 back and you're Ms. Claus slut status🙋👉👌. Merry❄️🌲 Clitmas and a Happy New🎊📆 Year of Ass Action! | |
| Decided to translate my favorite emojipasta into broken Spanish because why the fuck not. | |
| El hombre que necesita para cerrar la puta boca 😡 Sacude la polla 🍆 negro 🍆🍆🍆 . Al carajo te pasa? 😂😂😭 Gran idiota . .😒 . Nunca escuchas . 😂 Usted hace cagar Bro.e. ¿Qué sucede contigo? 😱 asustaste perro ? ..? 👻👻 U suerte U no mi hermano Lil cuz😂😂 Usted suerte que no es mi hermano pequeño ..I..😒 Pero en mi MAMA U sea doin que l shyt ! 😁😁🍆 de mi mamá . ! 😁😁 ella sea doin con ustedes también .. , 😂😭😂👌👌👌💪💪💪😂😭😂🍆🍆🍑 I sea en su CULO Broe . 😭😭👌👌💪💪👌👐🍑🐸☕️ | |
| leg me the FUCK uP👌👦👌👦👌👦I'm a girl🙋💍💁💁👌👌 ✔and✔✔ I like men💯👱👌👀👌💯with artificial leg 👣👣👣💯 (prosthesis)😷😵😷✔😵😷✔😵, maybe ❓⁉️✔️❗️❗️🔙because they look like 👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌💯💯🔝some badasses🍑😎💁✔️robots...💸💸👛👛it's that bad?👌👀👌👀💯💯💯 leg | |
| CEASE FIRE🔥 😒CEASE FIRE🔥CEASE FIRE🔥STOP DOWNVOTING👎 FOR NO GOOD REASON👿 AND READ 📚 YOU IDIOTS! DO YOU HAVE TO DOWNVOTE 👎 EVERYTHING YOU DON'T AGREE WITH WITHOUT PUTTING A FUCKING IOTA OF THOUGHT💭 ABOUT THE PERSON'S TRYING TO SAY? THE REDDIT 🐝HIVEMIND🐝 HATH SPOKETH!!!! YOU'VE SENT YOUR MESSAGE LOUD📢 AND CLEAR THAT YOU REALLY DON'T GIVE A FLYING 🚁 RAT'S BADONKADONK🍑 ABOUT INTELLECTUAL💭 DISCOURSE👺 OR THE MATURE👧 EXCHANGING OF THOUGHT AND IDEAS.🙀😿 YOU'VE MADE IT ABUNDANTLY CLEAR TO ME AND EVERYONE WHO HAS RATIONAL THOUGHT 💭PROCESSES.👺👺 | |
| wife me the FUCK up 👭👀👭👀👭👀👭👀👭👀 gay shit gⓐy sHit👭 thats 💍 some gay👭👭shit right👭👭th 👭 ere👭👭👭 right💍there 💍💍if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💒 i say so 💒 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💒 👭👭 👭НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👭 👭👭 👭 💒 👭 👀 👀 👀 👭👭Gay shit | |
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| 📅Today📅 is the 🔚 of the 🏛️Republic🏛️. The 🔚 of a 🔗regime🔗 that acquiesces to 💫💢disorder💢💫. At this❕ very moment🕒🕒 in a 🌌system🌌 far from here, the New Republic lies🗣🗯⚠️ to the 🌌🌠galaxy🌠🌌 while 🕵️secretly🕵️ supporting the 👿treachery👿 of the 🖕🖕rogues🖕🖕of the 🚫Resistance🚫. This 😠😠😠fierce😠😠😠 machine📠 which you have 🛠built💪, upon which we👥👥 stand will bring an 🔚 to the Senate, to their 💕😍cherished😍💕 🚀fleet🚀. All remaining 🌌systems🌌 will 🙇🙇🙇🙇bow🙇🙇🙇🙇 to the First Order👌 and will 💭remember💭 this as the last⚰💀day🗓️🗓️ of the 🏛️Republic🏛️! | |
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| REAL💯MEME🐸HOURS PrESS THaT MFcKIn LIKe😂😂 IF U wOKE NIGGA 😂👌💯💯 | |
| stolen from /r/realniggahours | |
| ITS FINALLY 🙏 MARCH 🍀😏 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 👒 Happy Saint PatDICKS 💦🍆🍌 Day 😍 It’s that time of year ✔️📅 to put on your sluttiest Irish jig 🎻🎶 and find 🔎 a WHORE leaf clover 🙊😝 Once upon a time 🕔 Saint Patdick CAME💦👄 from Ireland and found a pot of pussy 🐈💒 at the end of the rainHOE 😛🌈 Send this to 1⃣5⃣ of your skankiest St. Paddy'day daddys 👃👀🔥 Get none ⛔️ back youre a leprechaun🍻 lard 😂😷 get 5 back you’re a baked 🍁 cabbage savage🍞🙇 Get 🔟 back and you’re a lucky leprechaun 😲😏SEND ➡️📬 this in 69 ♋️seconds 🕟🕒 or you will not ❌ be getting any 🙅 shamCOCK in 2⃣0⃣1⃣6⃣ | |
| I got broads 👯 in Atlanta 🍗 | |
| Twisting dope 💊, lean ☔️, and the Fanta 🍊 | |
| Credit cards 💳 and the scammers 🕳 | |
| Hitting off licks 🔫 in the bando 💰🏠 | |
| $$$ 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 small loan small loan👌 thats ✔ a small👌👌loan right👌👌there👌👌👌 right$there $$if i do ƽaү so my self £ i say so £ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ£ 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 $ $ $ 👌👌small loan | |
| U need to prey 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾👏🏾👏🏾2️⃣ Allah 👳🏾👳🏾👳🏾 for forgibness because u are devil👺👹👹 child😡😡👶🏿👶🏿👦🏻👦🏻👦🏻 so go 🏃🚕🚕🚗🚙 2️⃣ ur nearest mosque☪ 🕌🕌🕋🕋 & prey 👏🏾🙏🏾Allah can sab u 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 send thes to 7⃣️2⃣️ mosques ☪☪☪🕋🕋🕌🕌🕌🕌 or u wont 🙅get 7⃣️2⃣️ birgens 🙋🙋🙋🙋🙅 الله أكبر | |
| Water🌊fire🔥air💨and dirt⛰, fucking👉👌💦😤magnets🤖how do they🃏🤔 work?🤔🃏⁉️ | |
| WOAH😱WATCH OUT👀WE GOT A BADA$$😈🍑HERE WATCH OUT HES SO BAD☠👊🏼KEEP AN EYE👁OUT OR ELSE😲HE GON GET MORE BAD🚨🚨WOAH ALERT🔔HIGH ALERT🔊CODE B4D4SS📢THE GOVERNMENT🏛ADVISES📝U 2 STAY INDOORZ🏠CUZ HE HOT🔥N DIS👈🏼IS SO BAD🔫💣🚬 | |
| IM DELETING YOU, DONNIE TRUMPIE!😭👋 | |
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| 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Trumpies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Donnie!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Donnies👪 who give you 💦big walls💦 Or never get called ☁️a legal american citizen☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no big walls for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're stumped☁️💦 5 back: you get a small loan of $1mil 😽👼💦 10+ back: Donnie😛😛💕💕💦👅👅 | |
| 🎶Dashing💨 through the cum 💦💧👅👅 in a one WHORES💃💃 open legs👐, over🔁 the clit we go, moaning 😫 all the way. Balls🍆 in buttholes ring, making spirits bright🔥🔥, what fun it is to ride 🚀that dick 🍆💦and jizz😩💦 on her all night, HOE!!!! 🎶jingle clit jingle clit jingle all the way➡️, oh what fun it is to ride🚴 that big black dick 🍆all day HEY jingle clit jingle clit jingle all the way😝 oh what fun it is to fuck 👉👌and lick 👅💦her jizz away. Send this to 👉1️⃣2️⃣🍆 of your sluttiest😝🍆💃 dickmas cock suckers🍆👅 in 6️⃣9️⃣ sexonds or Santa won't cum😩👊💦 for you this HOEliday season!! If you get 5 back ⬅️you're a frosty cum slut. ❄️⛄️If you get 10 back you're a peppermint pussy princess .🍭😼👸 If you get 15 back you're a candy cane clit licker👄👅. Have a merry merry clitmas and a slutty new year!!!!!!!!!!🎅🎄🎁🍆😩💦🍆👅 | |
| I suffer from very bad Depression I'm also a very very F❌❌❌❌❌-⬆ Recovering 💉 Addict & so [There🕓] my (Motions&Emotions/Feeling's & Literally Just about Everythin else about me is just so 🚫Kilter❗ But Spotify 📻 sure does Hit the Spot❗❗It can Take Me From wantin to KILL MYSELF 2 Celebrating & havin A Party By my Lonesome, It, Spotify📻 & The Amazingly Talented Artists that perform Saves me Every⏰Time❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗✔✔💯💯 | |
| Hey sluts 👯 hoenukkah is right ➡️ around ⤵️ the corner!! 🕎 That means 8️⃣ days of dick sucking 🍆💦💦💦 make sure you get that Jewish dick this month 📅 send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of the sluttiest hoenukkah 🕎 hoes you know or else you will turn ugly in a year. If you get 5️⃣ back: ur an ugly dreidel dick 🔱 If you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back ur a holiday hoe 🎉 if you get 1️⃣5️⃣ back then DAMN u eatin good 🍆tonight 👅💦💦💦 ur gettin that good Jewish Cock 🍆🍆💦💋💋 🎄🎄🎄🔜 good luck! | |
| ✋stop✋okay stop✋STOP✋okay please stop✋giving ma a boner 😳💪I gave no🚫permission 🚫how would you☝feel if I gave you😠 unwanted 😠💦💦💦CUMMIES💦💦💦 yea that's what I thought 🙍but you give me 💩💩poppies 💩💩 or 👵👵 GILFies 👵👵 I'll take it 👍👍 💯 | |
| 🚑💀🚑💀🚑💀🚑💀🚑💀 R.I.P sHit R.I.p shit r.i.p sHit💀 thats 🔫 some R.I.P💀💀shit right💀💀there💀💀💀 right🔫there 🔫🔫if i do 6aү so my self 😭 i say so 😭 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ💀💀💀💀🚑🚑🚑🚑😭😭😭😭😭 R.I.P shit | |
| Today. Today. Today is a special day. Today is my best friend | |
| 👯 | |
| , my teacher📚, my mommy's | |
| 👸 | |
| 🏽 birthday | |
| 🎉 | |
| . I love you | |
| ❤ | |
| with everything and have and with everything I don't. Even though sometimes I may act ungrateful | |
| 😔 | |
| , I can assure you that I am thankful for everything that you've ever done for me | |
| 😌 | |
| . Again, I love you | |
| 😘 | |
| and I thank God | |
| 🙏 | |
| 🏾for you every single day | |
| 🌅 | |
| . I hope your birthday | |
| 🎈 | |
| was better than every one before | |
| ⬅ | |
| , and I hope that every one after | |
| ➡ | |
| will be even better. | |
| 😘 | |
| 😘 | |
| 😘 | |
| 🎂👀🎂👀🎂👀🎂👀🎂👀 good birthday go౦ԁ biRthday🎂 thats 🍦 some good🎂🎂birthday right🎂🍰there🎂🍦💥 right🍦there 💥🍦if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👉🍰🎂🎂НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ💥🎂💥 💯 🎂 👀 👀 👀 🍦🎂Good birthday | |
| 🍭🍬🍭🍬🍭🍬🍭🍬 sweet shit swEet sHit 🍭 thats 🍰 some sweet 🍭🍭 shit right 🍭🍭 th🍭ere 🍭🍭🍭 right🍰there🍰🍰 if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 🍩i say so🍩thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🍩 🍭🍭 🍭НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🍭 🍭🍭 🍭 🍩🍭 🍬🍬🍬 🍭🍭 Sweet shit | |
| i really wanna know👌🏻☝🏻️😂what do you mean⁉️❓🕛🕐🕑🕒🕓🕕🕗🕘🕙🕛you wanna go left👈🏻👈🏻but then u wana gO rigHt🙅🏻👉🏻👎🏻very indesive 😐😐wana argUe all day👿😤🌅but FUCK all niGht🌌😱💦👅😏whAt thE fuck do ü meen⁉️⁉️ | |
| Man U needa Shut Da FucC up😡Nd Shake ya DICK🍆nigga🍆🍆🍆. Fuck wrong wi T chu?😂😂😭Big dumbass. .😒. Youn neva Listen.😂 Youn do shit Bro.e. Whats wrong wit chu? 😱U scared Dog?..?👻👻U lucky U not my Lil bruva cuz😂😂You Lucky Yhu not my Lil bruva ..I..😒But on My MAMA u be doin dhat shyt!😁😁🍆on m.y mama.!😁😁 She be doin it wit chu too..,😂😭😂👌👌👌💪💪💪😂😭😂🍆🍆🍑I be in her ASS Broe.😭😭👌👌💪💪👌👐🍑🐸☕️ | |
| Skinner👨: Oh Superintendent👴, I was just, er, stretching my calves🐮 on the windowsill⬜, isometric exercise💪💪💪. Care to join me? Chalmers👴: Er, right. Seymour👨, why is there smoke🚬 coming out of your oven? Skinner👨: Oh no❌! That isn't smoke🚬, that's steam💨. Steam💨 from the steamed clams💨🐚 we're having. Mmmm😋👌👌👍, steamed💨 clams🐚. [Skinner👨 runs💃💪 across to Krusty Burger😂🍔🍴 to buy💵💰💵 burgers🍔 to replace his burnt🔥 roast🐔. He enters the dining room🍴 with them.] Skinner👨: Well, Superintendent👴, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering😍😝💦👌 hamburgers🍔! Chalmers👴: I thought😒 you said we were having steamed💨 clams🐚? Skinner👨: Oh no❌, I said 'steamed💨 hams🐷'. That's what I call📞 hamburgers🍔. Chalmers👴: You call📞 hamburgers🍔 steamed💨 hams🐷? Skinner👨: Yes👍. It's a, regional dialect🈵🉐🈶. Chalmers👴: Oh yeah? What region🇯🇵🇰🇷🇩🇪🇨🇳🇺🇸🇫🇷🇪🇸🇮🇹🇷🇺🇬🇧? Skinner👴: Er, upstate⬆ New York🗽. Chalmers👴: Really. Well I'm from Utica🌇 and I've never heard📳 the phrase 'steamed💨 hams🐷' before. Skinner👨: Oh no❌, not in Utica🌇 it's an, Albany🌆 expression. Chalmers👴: I see👀. You know these hamburgers🍔 are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger😂🍔🍴. Skinner👨: Haha😂, oh no❌, patented Skinner👨 burgers🍔. Old family👫💏💑 recipe. Chalmers👴: For steamed💨 hams🐷? Skinner👨: Yes👍. Chalmers: Yes👍 and you call📞 them steamed💨 hams🐷, despite the fact that are obviously grilled🔥. Skinner👨: Uh you know...😳 One thing I should...😳 excuse me for one1⃣ second. Chalmers👴: Of course. [Skinner👨 enters and leaves🍁🍃🌱🍀 the kitchen🍴 swiftly💃💪 upon seeing👀 it is now on fire🔥] Skinner👨: Well, that was wonderful👍👌👌✌. A good time was had by all👍👌👊✊✌💪. I'm pooped💩. Chalmers👴: Yes👍, I should be--good lord👐☝⛪, what is happening in there?! Skinner👨: Aurora Borealis🌃⭐✨🌟? Chalmers👴: Aurora Borealis🌃⭐✨🌟?! At this time of day🕐🕡🕗🕠🕘?!?At this time of year🎉🎈🎄🎃?!? In this part of the country🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸!? :Localized entirely within your kitchen🍴!?! Skinner👨: Yes👍. Chalmers👴: May I see👀 it? Skinner👨: Er, no❌. | |
| 😄😂😂😂😭😁😜😍😻👌👌👍💪💪👊👍👌👌😹😹😹👍👌👌👅 | |
| ok 😡 no more mr nice guy 😭 I'm tIred oF being a betA cuck 🙉 that always gets friendZoned 👎 No oNe gives a shit 💩 about how nIce 😇 i am so I'll act like a douchebag💪 cHad * takes off fedora 🎩puts on sunglasses* 😎 hey u bitch 👩 we fukin right now 💋 😍 spread that pussy😽 u whore 💄 👍oh yeah 👌👌 imma lick 👅👅👅 that pus and stick my finger 👆 up ur ass 🍑 I'll have you screamin 🙆 louder than that hobo I set on fire🔥 lick👅😝 lick oh yeah👍👍 lick my finger 👅👆 u cock carousel 🐔🎠 it tastes like ur asshole 🍑🕳 o yeah👍👍 call the morgue 😵 cuz I'm fucking killin 🗡 ur pussy 😸 omg bitch 😠 why u screaming rape 👳 fuckin SJW fuck toy slut goddam 😠😡 the fuckin police 👮 r here 😨😱😡😡 when i get out of jail 😠👮 I'm cummin 💦 to fuckin cut 🔪 your tits 🙅 off and murder 💀 u | |
| I Can't Believe Yhu Would Do Dhis 2 Me😭😭😥😪😓😨💔 | |
| I Thought Yhu Loved Me 😱😢😿 | |
| N Yhu Were The Rite One For Me 😪😰😲💔👈🏼 | |
| I Swore N My Momma We Was Gonna B Forever 💔😓😩 | |
| Yhu Broke My Heart Fr 😧😥😨💔💔😞 | |
| Fuck Yhu Ion Need No Hoes 🚫❌🙅🏼🙅🏼🖕🏼 | |
| I Gon Do This All By Myself 👏🏼🙋🏼👈🏼 | |
| Dhat Mean Ima Succ My Own Shyt 😂😂🍆😛 | |
| N Fucc My Own Ass 🍆💦🍑😫😫👄 | |
| Yhu Kno U Give Sum WACK ASS Head Anyway 😂😂🍆🚫👈🏼🙅🏼 | |
| N Ya Ass Stank Like Shytt 😂😂👃🏼💩💤 | |
| Uglass Hoe Fr 😂😂🙅🏼🙊💪🏼💪🏼👏🏼👈🏼✋🏼👐🏼👆🏼👐🏼👌🏼🐸☕️ | |
| It seems like every post now has a reference to soflo or h3h3 ever since the whole soflo thing happened | |
| 🕖 it is time 🕘 to start 🔫 believing 🙏 in yourself 👉👤👈 because you are beautiful 👍😘 if you are thin 🐛 or thick 🐷 boy 👦🏻 or grill 👸 straight 💑 or gay 🎉 you are fabulous 👸 and you are equal ☑️ and pretty 🙊eveery one is equal!!! 😝 except the burgousie 🙊😤🖕so always believe 🙏 in 👉 yoruself 👈 and treat others 👥 🖐like 👉your 👈want to be treated 👌👌 and love 👉yourself👈 when you👁 look👁 in the mirror👌because if👉 you 👈 dont❤️ love 💋 👈👉yourself 👈 then whom ❓❓❓❓❓⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ | |
| ✔👀👀 wO👀OW👀✔👀💯👀 gr👌👌 8⃣ 👌👌👌✔✔👌 💃💃💃💃MoVe💃Z ‼ 💃💃 💃 keep it 👆👆👆️ u 👍p 👆️, pr❤️ud 💋❤️💋 of 👦👦u 👦❗ | |
| Original: ʙᴜᴛ ᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ... ʙᴇ ᴍy ɢɪʀʟꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ!!! ꜱɴɪᴄᴋᴇʀꜱ ɴᴇꜰᴀʀɪᴏᴜꜱʟy /ᴛʜɪɴᴋꜱ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇʟꜰ/ "ᴍᴀɴ, ɪꜰ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴡᴏʀᴋꜱ, ɪ'ʟʟ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄᴜᴛᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴍy ɢɪʀʟꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ʀɪᴅᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴏʟ ʀᴏʟʟᴇʀ ᴄᴏᴀꜱᴛᴇʀꜱ! ᴄ'ᴍᴏɴ ʟᴜᴄᴋ ʙᴇ ᴀ ʟᴀᴅy ᴛᴏɴɪɢʜᴛt!" ᴄʀᴏꜱꜱᴇꜱ ꜰɪɴɢᴇʀꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴜʟᴩꜱ ꜱ-ꜱᴏ.. ᴀᴅᴊᴜꜱᴛꜱ ᴄᴏʟʟᴀʀ ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴏᴏᴋꜱ ꜰɪʀᴍʟy ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏ yᴏᴜ ꜱᴀy ᴛᴏ ᴍy ᴩʀᴏᴩᴏꜱᴀʟ? ᴡᴀɪᴛꜱ ᴩᴀᴛɪᴇɴᴛʟy | |
| BurningCactusRage edit: ʙᴜᴛ ✋ ᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ... 😭😫😏😏😏😍ʙᴇ ᴍy ɢɪʀʟꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ❤💙💚💛💜!!!💑💑💏👫 😈😈ꜱɴɪᴄᴋᴇʀꜱ 👺👺 ɴᴇꜰᴀʀɪᴏᴜꜱʟy😈😈 /ᴛʜɪɴᴋꜱ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇʟꜰ 💭/ "ᴍᴀɴ, ɪꜰ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴡᴏʀᴋꜱ😏, ɪ'ʟʟ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄᴜᴛᴇ 😘 ɢɪʀʟ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴍy 💗ɢɪʀʟꜰʀɪᴇɴD 💘💁💁 ᴀɴᴅ ʀɪᴅᴇ 😏 ᴛʜᴇ 🆒 🚞 ®🅾ʟʟ📧® ©🅾🅰💲⬆€®💰 🎢! ᴄ'ᴍᴏɴ ʟᴜᴄᴋ ʙᴇ ᴀ ʟᴀᴅy 👙 ᴛᴏɴɪɢʜᴛt 🌙🌜🌃😩!" ᴄʀᴏꜱꜱᴇꜱ ꜰɪɴɢᴇʀꜱ ✌ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴜʟᴩꜱ 😫😫😫 ꜱ-ꜱᴏ.. 🅰ᴅᴊᴜꜱᴛꜱ ᴄᴏʟʟᴀʀ 👕👚ᴀɴᴅ 👀 ʟᴏᴏᴋꜱ 👀 ꜰɪʀᴍʟy ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏ yᴏᴜ ꜱᴀy 🙎 ᴛᴏ ᴍy ᴩʀᴏᴩᴏꜱᴀʟ? ☎ ᴡᴀɪᴛꜱ ᴩᴀᴛɪᴇɴᴛʟy 🎩🎩🎩 | |
| Congratulations | |
| Santa 👉🏿🎅🏾 a fake ass nigga 😒 how tf 🤔🤔❓you wear all red 🔴🔴🔴 but yo last name 🔵Claus🔵😑💯 don't bome🙅🏾🚫❌down⬇️my bhimney (pause✋🏿⏸) blood 😤💯💯💯 | |
| Today📢☑️ is BLACK🍆💦CoCK FRIDAY 👌🏿🍆👌🏿🍆😌💖💕 which means ✔️❗️❗️it’s time to🍆✊🏿👑give recognition 👋🏿✋🏿✋🏿🍑💦to the best DEAL around 🙏🏼😌. RoCk🗿 HARD bLaCk DICK🍆😍 ✊🏿💪🏿is the gift🎁🎁🎁that keeps on CUMMING! 🎁💦💦❗️❗️ so open that chimney wide for that🎁🎁daRk dICk 👉🏿👌🏿. Share this with ur top 1️⃣0️⃣ finest 💦 COCK GOBBLING😮🐓 thotties 👄👅👀💄👢 who love the gift💰👀💸of black COCK!👏🏿👏🏿 | |
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| DOOT DOOT MOTHAFUCKA | |
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| mothafuckas 🙈 you know😉 | |
| by Halloween 🎃 good bones | |
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| be spooked 👻 when you least | |
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| girls, you have to understand I'm gay okay?💁 I know many of you wish I wasn't, want me & to be honest I don't blame you👌🏻 because let's admit it, I'm sexy as fuck🙌🏻 but I have a boyfriend, we are happy together, so please can you girls stop? im sorry girls, but I'm takennn💔 | |
| 👐👀👐👀👐👀👐👀👐👀 drake shit drake sHit🔋 thats 💸 some drake🙏🙏shit right🙏🙏there👐🙏👐 right🔋there 🔋🔋if i do 6aү so my self 6⃣ i say so 6⃣ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ6⃣ 🙏🙏 👐НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👐 👐👐 🙏 6⃣ 🙏 👀 👀 👀 👐👐Drake shit | |
| 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shitposting go౦ԁ sHitpOsting👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shitposting right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shitposting | |
| 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit !go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit | |
| slam me the FUCK uP 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 john cena JOhN cEna👌 john ✔ cena john👌👌cena john👌👌cena👌👌👌 john✔cena ✔✔u can't see me if I do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌John ceNa | |
| 💩🐃💩🐃💩🐃💩🐃💩🐃 bull shit bull sHit💩 thats ✖️ some bull💩💩shit right💩💩th 💩 ere💩💩💩 right✖️there ✖️✖️if i do ƽaү so my selｆ ‼️ i say so ‼️ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ‼️ 💩💩 💩HO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ💩 💩💩 💩 ‼️ 💩 🐃 🐃 🐃 💩💩Bull shit | |
| POTENTIALLY sign me the FUCK up 👋👀👋👀👋👀👋👀👋👀 average shit modera̷̶te sHit 👋 thats some ALright 👋👋shit right 👋👋 th 👋 ere 👋👋👋 right 🆗 there 🆗 if i do ƽaү so my selｆ🆗 i say so 🆗 that could be what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🆗 👋 👋👋НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👋 👋👋 👋 🆗 👋 👀 👀 👀 👋👋Not outstanding shit | |
| yes👌👀👌👀👌👀yEs👌👀oH👌👀yes💃💃💃 hahyehツ👍👍👍👍👍👍juSt💃💃💃s0💃💃💃gOoD💃💃💃mfwツツツツhApp3ツツツ👌👀2gud4👀m3m3s👍gr8💃💃👌👽ayy👽👽lmao👌👀ツツツnIc3ツ1👉👌👀Xd💃💃sO👍fUnnY👍👍👍gOOD👍👍joB✋✋✋ | |
| Imma Buss Ah Nut 🍆 In Yu💦👅😛 Yu Kno 🤔 Ion trust 🙅🏿🚫 No Hoes ❌ I Juss be Fucckin 🍆🔥 My Broes 😂😂👬 No Homo 🚫🙅🏿❌ I Diccked Down 🍆🍆💦 Tha Whol Squad 👅👀😍 We Been Fucckin 😂🤔👌🏿 Since da Fif Grade 🍆🍑💕 I Nut On They Lip👀🍆💦😜 N They Fucc My Ass 🍆😍😍💦 Dey Dicc 🍆😛 Me Down Raw 👊🏿👊🏿 Like 😍😍👉🏿👌🏿 | |
| ☠☢☠☣☠☢☠☣☠☢ xenos scum 👽💀xenOs scuM👽 thats ⚒ some Xenos 🔥🔥scum right☣☣there 👽💀👽 right⚒there | |
| ⚒⚒ if the 🙌emperor of mankind🙌 say so him self 🙏 my battle brothers say so 🔥 thats what hes purging right there right there | |
| (chorus: f0r t3h 3mPeR0r) mMMMMМ🙏🙌🙏НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ☠🔥💀☣🔥☢👽🔥xenos SCUM~ | |
| 🍀🍀🍀🍀hey you little LEPRECHAUN SLUTS🙆🏼. hope you're ready to bend ⤵️over for some 🍀four leaf clovers🍀!! cause some st. pattys day dick💯 is comin yo way! we gonna drink up some 🍻beer🍺 and don't shed a tear😢 when you're taking it in the rear🍑🍑. so put on some GREEN💚💚 and let out your inner sex 👉🏽👌🏻machine🤖! this dick will shamROCK🍀🍀 your world!! more like 🇨🇮FUCK of the Irish🇨��, am I right??!! send this to 🔟 of your sexiest lads or lassies if you wanna find out what's at the end of the rainbow🌈🌈 this year ~~~ if you get 5️⃣ back, you're the sluttiest little leprechaun in all the land. if you get 🔟back, ur friends will be green✳️ with envy cause of all the DICK🍆🍆🍆 you'll be gettin this year ! | |
| HAPPY ST FATTYS DADDY FUCKERS🖕🏾🖕🏾🍀🍀 | |
| iT'S 😊😅😇😊FRIDaAaaYyY 👏😄😄fRIIDAAaaY🙌👍👍 &nd u😷 KNow 🔑 what ❓❓ tHAt 😁 means⏰⏰ time⏳🕛🕧 2 🏈 kiCK off🏈🏈 yOUR👟👟 white vANs 👟👟 n 🏉 KicK👞off ⚽😎 ⚽ the 🌞🍻🍻 🎆 wEeknd 🎊🍺🍸 🍸 w// some gooOooOd 😰🙌 ol'👴👵 fashiONed 👄👅🍆 DICK 🍆🍆🍆💦💦 jUSt 🔑🙋 m😘ake💁💁 suRE✔✔ u get the🐟🐟🐟👃👃 out 💨💨 of your😻🍑 😻 firSt!!!💯💯💌📧☑ send 💌 this🔜 to 👉👉 ✔10✔👈 of tha 😈😈 tHIRSTIEST🍆🍆💦💦 👄 THOTSsS 😘😘😍 u😷 know😏 🔑 or 😷 U will be😞🙍 😱❕CURSED❕ 😱😱😭 with 😻😻 pussy😻🍑🐟 sTANK 🐟 🚱🚱💩 🐟 4the🙇 rest ⏳⌛ of 😡😡 your🕐🕜🕞 LIFE 😥😥😥😵😨 | |
| 💃🎵💃🎵💃🎵💃🎵💃🎵 great moves greAT moves💃 thats 🎥 some great💃💃moves keep💃💃it up💃💃💃proud 🎥🎥🎥of you if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about keep it up keep it up (chorus: proud of you) mMMMMМ 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 💃💃💃💃 💃 🎵🎵🎵 💃💃great moves | |
| IM DELETING YOU, VAPORWAVE!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Vaporwave are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Vaporwave!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Vaporwaves👪 who give you 💦A E S T H E T I C S💦 Or never get called ☁️A E S T H E T I C ☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no A E S T H E T I C for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're A E S T H E T I C☁️💦 5 back: you're Vaporwave's ボンデージ 😽👼💦 10+ back: Macintosh Plus 😛😛💕💕💦👅👅 | |
| Posts requesting the "Emojification" of something now need to be posted in /r/goodshitpasta , /r/emojipasta is a strictly emojipasta zone ;) thanks yall 😘😚😍😍 | |
| 🚫🍦❎🍦❎🍦❎🍦❎🍦🚫 no chill n౦ cHill 👎 you got ❎ no ❎ chill 🚫🍦🚫 no damn 😦😾😾👹👹👿 chill 👌👌s👦on😡😡😡no 😬 goddamn 😠😠chill 😤 if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 😂 i say so 😂 thats what im sayin son 👦 you got no chill (chorus: ᶰᵒ ᶜʰᶦᶫᶫ) mMMMMᎷМ😣 👊👊 👊НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👺👺👺👊 🚫 🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🚫🚫❎no chill | |
| YEYO😮😄YEYO😂😂WHAT😍❓❓🆙⬆YOUTUBE🎦YOUTUBE🎦▶JOLIE😄👌👌👌OLIE👌👌👌COMING😄💦💦AT💦💦YA💨💨FOR🍁🍁🌿CUSTOMGROW420🌿🍁🍁CHANNEL👌👌▶DESINGED😂😂👌FOR😆🍁CANNABIS🍁🍁PATIENTS😎🚬AND🔞ADULTS🔞ALRIGHT😂😂MAN👨THIS➡🎦VIDEO🎦IS🏃🏃GOING🏃🏃IN📥THE😱😱CRAZY💢💥HITS💀💨LIBRARY📚📚SUBSCRIBE😂👌4💯💯MORE💯👌DONT🚫🚫FORGET🆗TO😂😂👌THUMBS😍👍🆙👍 | |
| It fot posted in an askreddit thread and goes something like this: Yo people born in 2003, next year we are teenagers, that means partying, weed etc etc, | |
| can someone help me out? | |
| what up 🤗 you candy cane cum guzzler👅💦🎄 DICKCEMBER🎄 is here & u know what that means ❄️☃ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅🏼😏 put on your Rudolph panties 😜🦀🔴 pop ur peppermint pussy 🍭🍿& sit by the fireplace w some hot COCKlate 🍆☕️ if u wanna get RAWED 👉🏼👌🏼 under the mistletoe 🌱🌿 this christmASS 😈🍑 send this to ur 15 sluttiest elves 👵🏻👨🏼if u get 0️⃣ back 😣 ur an UGLY GRINCH 🙀 if u get 5️⃣ back 😏 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ☃🔥 if u get 🔟 back 😳👀 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL BITCH 🙌🏽 | |
| beam me the FUCK UP 👽👌👽👌👽👌 alien shit alien sHit👌 thats ✔ some alien 👌shit 👌 right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right⭐👽️⭐👽️⭐️if i do ƽaү so my selｆ ⭐️🌌 i say so ⭐️ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ👽 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 ⭐️ 👽👽👌ALIEN shit🌌⭐️👽 | |
| 👍👀👍👀👍👀👍👀👍👀 clik like cLik liKe 👍 thats ✔ some clik👍👍like right👍👍there👍👍👍 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 smAsh dhat mUthafucka right there (chorus: ʳᵉᵃᶫ ᶰᶦᵍᵍᵃ ʰᵒᵘʳˢ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👍👍👍НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👍👍👍👍 💯 👍 👀 👀 👀 👍👍Clik like | |
| 🙂We're trying to make the longest imessage for the 2016 Guinness world record. (copy it) then post it on your wall and put your name. 🏽🏽QWEENNAYNAA🍕Carly M🍕 Ben layla gwenyth aubreychristinaGeorgia🙊Emilie🙊Audrey🐢Emma🐢SydneyJessieMia shaylalily😙livie😙💋Lauren💋🌺 ĘŁŁĮĘ🌺😶Spencer😶😋Ciaran 😋♡Katie♡🐼Ruby🐼😎Harvey😎⬛️Will⬛️😝Daegan😝😊Melissa😊🌸Imogen🌸🎀bella🎀🅰🎵🎵🅰❤️kirsty❤️💁Tracy💁💋Harleigh💋😇Hattie😇😍lydia😍❤️jude❤️👯Tori 😘🏈jack🏀⚾️🍌jasmine🍌. 🙈 Tilly 🙈🍕Kate🍕👉ANGEL👈🎤Dani🎤💖 Mimi 💖🎀Mia🎀🎤Cara🎤💭Abi💭👑kayleigh👑💗Tegan💗🙅Orla🙅💅Abigail💅💙Amy💙💎molly💎😝Chloe.caulfield💜🌹Leah💖💌Tegan💌😂Jodie😂 to 🎈taya🎈💯Joel Holness💯🌝Phoebeeee🌝💋Maisie. G💋🐙Josh evans🐙 🍆Maja🍆🎌 Erin 🎌🍜CHESCAAA🍜🍄Charlotte🍄⚠️ADI⚠️🔥bella 🔥💄Jessie💄💗 Pippa 💗💥annabel💥😜Ellie😜😍Elsie😍🍓Fiona🍓🐯Ava 🐯🐎 Freja🐎🐬Molly🐬🐾kate😛🐮Millie🐮👨Joshua👨🍍Sophie🍍🌚Becca🌚😈PhoebeM😈💕ᑭOᑭᑭY💕🍉AIMEE🍉💩ALICIA 💩💅🏾Elizabeth💅🏾🐘Rachael.s🐘🌞Summer.wb🌞😝 leala😝🕊Christie🕊💜😎 Lauren 😎💜🦄Olivia🦄 🙈Emilia🙉🌸Lily🌸🐱Jasmine🎶👑Amelia❤️🙊 Chloe🙈 | |
| 🦄Maisie🦄 | |
| 👭Sophie👭 | |
| 🤑Elli. 😉KANASHIA💋 | |
| 😎Freddie😎 | |
| 💞Chloe 💞 | |
| 😜Archie 😜 | |
| 👑Grace👑 | |
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| *~tag!!! UR it!!! This is the sexy 🚂!!!! If u got this U r freakin sexy 🔥🔥 😍!!!!!if u get it 🔙 U r even sexier 💃👏!!! Send this 2 🔟 ppl 👲👳👮👷💂👧👩👨👴👦 or U will be ugly!!! 😱😪😭 don't break it!!!!! | |
| 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 neato stuff neat౦ stuff👌 thats ✔ some neato👌👌stuff right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌neato stuff | |
| GET YOUR 👤HEADS👱🏾 🆙☝🏻️from your 🐰🐇RABBIT🐇🐰 holes😏🌑and SMELL🙊👃🏼the PINK💗👙 🌸FLOWERS🌺 because it's the 1️⃣st week of 👶🏼🐥🐤🐣SPRING🌺🌸🌷 That means SPRING BREAK🍸🍾💋😎👙🍑, Rain Showers💦👅💦😉, and EASTER🐣🐤🙌🏼. Send this to 🔟 of your 😈BADDEST❌ 👸🏾CHOCOLATE🍫 BUNNIES🐰🐰 or you WONT😔🚫 get any 🐣🔜🐤🔜🐔COCK in⤵️ your👈🏻EASTER🐣🐰KEISTER🍑😩 | |
| Sign me the fuck out 🙅😒🙅😒🙅😒🙅😒🙅😒 weird shit weأrd sHit🙅 thats ✗ some weird🙅🙅shit right🙅🙅there🙅🙅🙅 right✗there ✗✗if i do ƽaү so my self 🖓 i say so 🖓 thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) uHHHUᎻH🖓 🙅🙅 🙅NO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🙅 🙅🙅 🙅 🖓 🙅 😒 😒 😒 🙅🙅Weird shit | |
| Stop!✋👮✋You v iolatēd👅💦💦the LAW👮👮📜📖 pay💸💰the court⚖🔨a fine💸📝 OR SERVE💁💁your sentence🚪⏰🔐 your stolen go౦ԁs😂👌 are now FORFEIT💸👮❌ | |
| 🕶💾☎📞💾☎ thAt's soMe ᎷatriX sHiT ☎☎ sOme ᎷAtriX shIt 💾💾💾 right 📼🕶 there 🖥 shit right 📞🕶 there 💾💽💾 right☎there if i do ƽaү so my self 🕶 i say so 🕶 thats what im📼 talking about right☎ there right📞 there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) ᎷМmᎷМᎷᎷᎷ📼☎ НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ ☎📞💾 ᎷAtriX shIt | |
| One baby to another says 'Im lucky to have met you'👶🏻☝🏼☘👫 I don't care what you think unless it is about me 🙆🏻😝🙊💁🏻It is now my duty to completely drain you 👅💦🍆😝 | |
| that's some g🅾🅾d 👌👌LAMBORGEENY 🚕🚕🚗rite there 👌👌👌👍💩would🚸 anyone👦👦👫👯 go 👉🏻so far🏃 as decided 👍to al quasadea👳👳👳 💣🔫☠in what🤔🤔❓ did you 👉🏻👦just say 😦🔊🗣💬about📂📚📖me👷🏼💂, you little 👌spork🔧? I'll have 🚮you 💩know📋🤓 I'm 1️⃣3️⃣🙋🏻and very materi🅰listic 🗜✉️📰for my age🔢Do🍆 you 🚼think 🤔🤔💭you 🤓can say 🗣🔊🗯💨that knowledge 📚📗📰🤓over the garage🏢🏰? ⁉💢️I have🛂 over 💯💯💯confirmed ✅lamborgeenies 🚓🚑in my 👷🏼bank 💵💰account🌐🖥 and ready🤗 for 👁the DANK🐸🐸 MEME👽.Attention 🗣📡💨🔊🗯2003🕑🕛🕛🕒 cummies💦💦 im 🆕!!! *holds up twin tower*✈️💫💥🏢🏢❌💣 | |
| The following is based on true events🍴 while riding🚒 in the back of a co-workers😄 car🚗 after working an event, this event was very challenging🔨🔧🔩 at times seeing as said co-worker was looking for a gas station that accepted the company gas card, believe it or not said co-worker made the trip back to the hq🏠 an extra 2 hours🎅 extra (which I didn't receive Payment for). | |
| In the car were me😃 and my 2 friends😄😄 sandwiched in the back and the front was a Grade A🅰 dingbat🍆 full of references that were outdated🕛🕧🕐🕜🕑🕝 and some regular 👦 looking to save a buck💸💸💸 on gas⛽. | |
| The following emoji😵pasta is quotes derived from the traumatic experience: | |
| Look🔍 it's ikea🏢 they have the 🔥🔥📼📼🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥FIREST🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 MEATBALLS🍝🍘🍝🍘🍝🍘🍖🍝🍘🍘🍖🍝🍘🍝🍘🍘🍝🍘🍝🍘🍝🍝🍘🍝🍘🍝🍘🍝🍘🍝🍘🍝🍘🍝🍘🍝🍘🍝🍘🍝🍘🍝🍝🍝🍘🍝🍘🍝🍘🍝🍘🍝🍝 | |
| BUT THEYREE SO EXPENSIVE💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸 THOOOOOOOOOOOOO ME🐶 AND,MY 🐷FRIENDS🐷 SAVVEE UP JUST TO EAT🍝🍝🍝 THERE🍵🍵 | |
| ROLL⚽ DOWN⬇ THE WINDOW🌅 OH THAT CAR🚗🚗🚗🚗 SOUNDS👂👂👂😵 SEXXXYYYY🍆👅 OHHHHH THAT CAR IS THE FIRRRREEEESSSS🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥STTTT🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥TTTTTTTTTT🔥🔥TTTTTTTTTTTTT🔥🔥🔥TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 | |
| IF A MAN😯 IS TRYING TOGET WITH ME🐶 HE BETTER BUY💰💸💵💴💷💶⬇⬇🚽🚽🚽 ME A BUGHATTI🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗 MY BOO👻💀👽 BETTER BUY💰💴💵💷💶💸💸🚽 ME A BUGHATTI.🚗🚘🚗🚘🚔🚘🚗🚘🚒🚒🚛🚔🚖🚔🚛🚒🚔🚖🚑🚔🚔🚐🚖🚔🚔🚑🚔🚔🚐🚔🚛🚒🚒🚲 | |
| I want the karma😈👿😜🙏🏿 HELLO👋🏿 I WANT LINK KARMA AND CREDIT KARMuh👽👽👻😻DOES THIS REDDIT SERVE CHARISMATIC POINTS HERE😼😼💇🏼💁🏾BECAUSE IT WOOD BE NICHE FOR MY KARMA SCORE🙅🏿🔫💁🏻IF WE KILL BERNIE SANDERS AND THE MINIONS WILL MY KARMA GO UP🕐🕑🕒🕓🕔🕕🕖🕗🕘🕙🕚🕛ON A TUESDAY⚗😜😜😍😎THANKS FOR YOUR TIME💌💌📦 | |
| ☪☪Shia Islam☪☪ is based on the 🔖Quran🔖🔖 and the message of the☪👋 Islamic prophet 👋 ☪Muhammad☪ attested in 🏠hadith 🏠👌recorded by the Shia,👌 and 🔖certain 🔖books🔖 deemed ☪👋☪☪☪sacred👋☪☪☪ to the 👌Shia👌 (😂😂Nahj al-Balagha😂😂).Shia consider 👌Ali👌 to have been divinely👋☪👋☪ appointed as the successor to ☪☪😂☪☪👌👌☪Muhammad☪😂😂☪☪☪☪, and as the first Imam☪☪. The Shia also extend this ☪"Imami"☪ doctrine to ☪👌☪Muhammad's☪👌☪ family, the ☪👌☪☪👌Ahl al-Bayt☪👌 ("the 😂😂 👥People 👥 of 😂🏠the House😂🏠😂"), and certain1⃣️ individuals 1⃣️among his👌 descendants👌👌, known as ☪Imams☪, who they believe possess 👋☪special 😂spiritual👋☪ and 💪 💪 political authority over the 🌎community,🌎 infallibility,🌎 and other ☪divinely-ordained☪ traits Although there are ☪☪myriad Shia☪☪ 👥subsects👥, modern Shia Islam has been divided into three main groupings: 😂Twelvers😂,😁 Ismailis😁 and 😅Zaidi😅s, with😂 Twelver Shia😂 being the👥👥👥 largest 👥👥👥and most 💪💪🌎influential 🌎group among ☪Shia.☪ | |
| Until then 🕛🕐🕑🕒🕓🕔🕕🕖🕗🕘🕙🕚 I'll be watching you 👁👀👁👀👁👀👁👀👁👀 I'll be watching you 🌲🌲🌲🌲🌠🌠🌠🌠 🌙◀️🌙◀️ ❔❓❔❓❓❔❔❓❔❓❔❓... ✋✋✋ I̽̿́̂̎́ͭ̓ͭͥ̿̒̐ͬͦͣ̚҉̛̠͕̩͉̝̞͓̜͎̝͙͍̘̮̥̹͕̲̕'̨̘̯̱͈̰̗͉̘̮̰̳̠͍̙̜͑̂ͭ̃͒̓̉̆ͫ͒͆̀͡L̥̞̩͖̞̝̗͚̓ͪͨͬͫ͗ͦͪ̃͂ͨ̿ͦͣ̿́̚͠͠L̐̅ͪ͆ͭ͏̡̼̞͓̪̠̗̺̺̠̹̠̜̩͕̝ ̷̛̹̼̭̠̥̙̳̲͇̙ͦ̃͊̄ͮ̏̊̈́̒̽̍̆͛̔͟͞B̷̶̵̩͍̤͇̯ͯ̃̎̍͋ͨͫ̏͌ͬͣ̽ͥ̈́̃̾̊ͩ͟E͒͊ͤ҉̨̦̪̘̭ ͛̑͊͗͌̂͌̍̊̓ͯ͋̾͗͑̾ͥͪ͏̢̨̛͓͓͍̮̘͞ͅẀ̷̜̞̣̗͇̯̱̤̠̥̤̮̗̗̫ͮ͐ͪ͛ͥͣ́͠ͅͅͅA̸̎̌͒̈͊ͩ̄͋҉͏͎̦̤̭̻̖͇̗̩̳̙̦T̅̽̉̈̿҉̹̖̺͔̣̟͖̲̹͔̕͠Č͒̋ͣ͘҉̵̮̥̟̻͇̖͍̪̬̣͍͈̲ͅH̷̵̢̨͇̖̗͇̣̟̊̄̊ͣÏ̷͎̰̳̗͍̣̬̖̞̜̠̹͕͎̞̦̮̜ͫͫͭ̊̏͑͗̃ͭ͂̒ͫ̂ͪ͑̄̏̚͡ͅN̥̪̟̙ͪ̅ͬ̍͛ͦͩͮͧ͐̿̎̃̅̽̔ͧ͆́͢G̙̳͎͙̥̬̟͇̜̞͙̪͎̭̺̭̞̯̮͛͑ͪͯ͂͌ͪ̿̅̐̉̿́̀͞͡ ́̽̍ͪ̽ͨ̾ͤͦͤͪ͛̀̑ͯ̓͋ͭ҉̸͉̺̖̤̳̜̪̰̤͎̱̼͕̻̖̤͘Y̶͓͈̞͓͈̹̠͎̜̼̩͇͓̯̑ͫ̊͂͆̾ͤͥ͂̒ͭ̆ͬͣ͌́̚O̷̴̸̲͙͔͖̖͈͇̲͍̰͒͊ͪͭͧͬ̋̄͗́͢ͅͅU̵̡͔̩͍͍̤̖̼͍̩̼̦͙̬͉̗̱̫͚͑͌̂ͥ̃͂̅̑̃ͣ͒̄̌̍̐̚̚͜͠ͅ!̿̐͗ͨ͏̱̬͓̹̹̳͚̪ 💔💔💔👓👓👓👓👓👓👓 ❄️⛄️❄️⛄️❄️⛄️❄️🐑🐑🐑 🔯🔯🔯 | |
| The swood kikes 👽💫👽 have finally cum 💦👌🏻😩👌🏻 send this to a couple of hundred of jewish daddys 😜😜😜 if you can't wait👋🏻👋🏻 to talk to yids🍆🍑🍆 if you get a couple of hundred of (shekels) back 💀🙅🏽💀 you're officially that goyim 😪😪 get a couple of hundred back ❗️you a Shabbos goy 💫✨💥 get copleofhundred back ❗️❗️ you are best goyim 💦👽👽💦💫 Happy Fucking hannukah get that jew👽 OYYYYYYY VEYYYYYYYY 😍🍆😩👌🏻 | |
| Just me and my 💕dragon💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 🔥flamies!🔥 Yeah! Yeah!💕🔥 I drink them!🔥 I slurp them!🔥 I swallow them whole🔥 😍 It makes 💘dragon💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕🔥😫Harder dragon! Harder dragon! 😫🔥💕 1 flamy🔥, 2 flamy🔥🔥, 3 flamy🔥🔥🔥, 4🔥🔥🔥🔥 I'm 💘dragon's💘 👑kin 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel scaly💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑🔥💘Wa-What!💘🔥👑 | |
| Alert 📢📢 alert 📢📢 it's time for 🔁 another one 🔁 and 🙏🏽🙏🏽 bless up 🙏🏽🙏🏽 you know what that mean 👀👀 its 💯 special cloth alert 💯💯😏😏 if you want to bless up 🙏🏽🙏🏽 and thank the high up 🙏🏽🙏🏽😄😄 then send this 📲 to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your realist niggas 💯💯😏😈 if you get 🖐🏿 fi5️⃣ve back then you'll get that ⚠️⚠️ special cloth⚠️⚠️ if you get ✅💯 back then you'll get that 💯🔑 key to more 👀💯 success 🔑😏 notice how I said more? 🎵and be blessed by the 🦁🦁 lion order 🦁🦁 if you get none back 😂😂😂🙅🏿🙅🏿 then you'll be 🌶🌶sodomized🌶🌶 by Satan 👹👹 remember 🤔 to send this 💯 WE THE BEST 💯💯 another one 🔁🔁 | |
| 🎅🏼🎅🏼HOoo hOoo 🎅🏼 hooO you FUCKING FURRIES☑️☑️ it's almost time for 💯🎅🏼🎅🏼YIFFMAS🎅🏼💯 and you know what that means 😏 money 💰💰 friends 🐯🐈🐹 butT MOST IMPORTANTLY 😄DADDY'S BIG RED SACK 😍😄😋 But only the NAUGHTY FURRIES 😍 will get a big 🍆 surprise from 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 this year!👀👀 Send this to TEN of your MURRIEST HOLIDAY FURS to wish 😼 them a VERY ⛄️ MURRY ⛄️ YIFFMAS | |
| 💯DANKE💯 👼🏿⛪️ℭHRIS†IANE✝💒 🐸🐸MEME🐸🐸 tHROWBAℭK 🔃🔃ℜEFORMAtION tHURSD4️⃣Y | |
| 💦💦cum for 👦🏿jEsuis👦🏿 | |
| 🍝👀🍝👀🍝👀🍝👀 good pasta gOod pASTA 🍝 thats 🍴 some good 🍝 🍝 pasta right 🍝 🍝 there 🍝 🍝 🍝 right🍴there 🍴 🍴If I do say so myself 💯 I say so 💯 that's what I'm talking about right there right there (chorus: right there ) mMMMMMM 💯 🍝 🍝 🍝 HO0OoOOOOOOoOoooooooooooo 🍝 🍝 🍝 🍝 💯 🍝 👀 👀 👀 🍝 🍝 good pasta | |
| halloween 🎃🕸👻 is over 😫👏🏼 now its time 🕓 for santa claus 🎅🏽 to visit all you hoe hoe hoes 🙏🏻even though you're all 💯 on the naughty list 🚫 | |
| We all have at least😃 200👥 friends on Facebook👍, but when it comes down😶 to needing a friend😪😥, how many will actually be there😜😝? I reckon not even 1⃣5⃣ friends will like this😱😮😬...👍Like this if you'll be there for me? 😟😓 | |
| Set this as your 👀👀status and see how many people👀🙊 will be there for you💯💯💯 | |
| Bitches Weaves 💆 Be Looking 👀 Real Nice 👌 In Pictures!! 📷😏💁 Until You See 👀 Them In Person 👤...😒 They Got One ☝ Track Missing 🚫, Another Track 💆 Is Loose w| a Bobby Pin 📎 Holding It In Place 😳, It's Hella Stiff & Dry 🌵 & When The Wind Blows 💨 The Shit 💩 Be Like 💁 "NO NO NO !! I'm Staying Right Here!!! 😱😩😢 😂😂😂 | |
| 🐸🍵 | |
| Skinner👨: Oh Superintendent👴, I was just, er, stretching my calves🐮 on the windowsill⬜, isometric exercise💪💪💪. Care to join me? | |
| Chalmers👴: Er, right. Seymour👨, why is there smoke🚬 coming out of your oven? | |
| Skinner👨: Oh no❌! That isn't smoke🚬, that's steam💨. Steam💨 from the steamed clams💨🐚 we're having. Mmmm😋👌👌👍, steamed💨 clams🐚. | |
| [Skinner👨 runs💃💪 across to Krusty Burger😂🍔🍴 to buy💵💰💵 burgers🍔 to replace his burnt🔥 roast🐔. He enters the dining room🍴 with them.] | |
| Skinner👨: Well, Superintendent👴, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering😍😝💦👌 hamburgers🍔! | |
| Chalmers👴: I thought😒 you said we were having steamed💨 clams🐚? | |
| Skinner👨: Oh no❌, I said 'steamed💨 hams🐷'. That's what I call📞 hamburgers🍔. | |
| Chalmers👴: You call📞 hamburgers🍔 steamed💨 hams🐷? | |
| Skinner👨: Yes👍. It's a, regional dialect🈵🉐🈶. | |
| Chalmers👴: Oh yeah? What region🇯🇵🇰🇷🇩🇪🇨🇳🇺🇸🇫🇷🇪🇸🇮🇹🇷🇺🇬🇧? | |
| Skinner👴: Er, upstate⬆ New York🗽. | |
| Chalmers👴: Really. Well I'm from Utica🌇 and I've never heard📳 the phrase 'steamed💨 hams🐷' before. | |
| Skinner👨: Oh no❌, not in Utica🌇 it's an, Albany🌆 expression. | |
| Chalmers👴: I see👀. You know these hamburgers🍔 are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger😂🍔🍴. | |
| Skinner👨: Haha😂, oh no❌, patented Skinner👨 burgers🍔. Old family👫💏💑 recipe. | |
| Chalmers👴: For steamed💨 hams🐷? | |
| Skinner👨: Yes👍. | |
| Chalmers: Yes👍 and you call📞 them steamed💨 hams🐷, despite the fact that are obviously grilled🔥. | |
| Skinner👨: Uh you know...😳 One thing I should...😳 excuse me for one1⃣ second. | |
| Chalmers👴: Of course. | |
| [Skinner👨 enters and leaves🍁🍃🌱🍀 the kitchen🍴 swiftly💃💪 upon seeing👀 it is now on fire🔥] | |
| Skinner👨: Well, that was wonderful👍👌👌✌. A good time was had by all👍👌👊✊✌💪. I'm pooped💩. | |
| Chalmers👴: Yes👍, I should be--good lord👐☝⛪, what is happening in there?! | |
| Skinner👨: Aurora Borealis🌃⭐✨🌟? | |
| Chalmers👴: Aurora Borealis🌃⭐✨🌟?! At this time of year🎉🎈🎄🎃?!? In this part of the country🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸!? :Localized entirely within your kitchen🍴!?! | |
| Skinner👨: Yes👍. | |
| Chalmers👴: May I see👀 it? | |
| Skinner👨: Er, no❌. | |
| 😄😂😂😂😭😁😜😍😻👌👌👍💪💪👊👍👌👌😹😹😹👍👌👌👅 | |
| 👱🏼🔫👈🏼 | |
| ✊🏼_|_ now watch me | |
| _| | whip god | |
| [ \_ damn it | |
| 💉🔪 💉🔪💉🔪edgy shit edgY sHit 🔪thats 🔫some edgy💉💉 shit right 🔪th🔪 ere💉💉💉 right there 🚬🚬if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 🔫i say so 🔫 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🔫 🔪🔪🔪НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🔪🔪🔪 🔫 💉💉 🔪🔪 Edgy shit | |
| reblog ✊ if u a tumblr minority 😭😇🙋 im a normal 😏💁💅☝ straight 💏 white 👍👌👨 successful 💍💯 rich 📈💰💹 christian 👅😇 republican. us tumblr minorities 💙👍 need to stick together 💪👫😘 because minorities are what? 🙈🙉🙊 F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S !!!! 🙏🙆🙌😎 | |
| imma say one thing . cause this shit isnt funny but it dont effect me. hes mad that i told him his name thotlord is stupid. 😴💀 hes dumb idgaf 😂😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯 can't flame either smh . 😓 but alll the girls talking shit can hmu 👀👊 he said ALLL this & im still gonna run my mouth 💯😊😊 im ugly? ok i have a boyfriend and he has nasty bitches that will do anything for him😂👌💯💯💯💯💯 but at the end of the day ya names still thotlord😊✌️ | |
| 🍴🍴"KNIFE" to meet you 🔪🔪 I really do love knives!🔪🔪🔪knife is love, and also life👎👎👎 how is this possible 😱😱😱 you may ask ❓🤔🤔well let me explain 🤓🤓🤓 I know the best👍👍👍 knives do good favors 💯💯💯 like remove the hatred people 💀💀💀 just like my wife 👯👯👯 fuck that slut 🍌🍒🍌🍒🍌🍒 one very night 🌚🌚 she got horny (with me) 😜😜😜😍😍 after she sucked the D👄👃🏻👄👃🏻👄👃🏻 I stabbed her with the K! 🔪🔪🔪😱😱😱😱😭😭 she was a slut 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻 she cheated on me 😤😩😫 so I wiped out her family 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪👥👥👥👥👥👥👥👥👬👭👭👫👬👭👫 of 6,297,194,947,014 👪👨👨👦👨👩👧👨👨👧👨👩👧👦👨👨👦👦👨👩👦👦👨👨👧👧👩👩👧👦👨👨👧👧👩👩👦 and now you know, kids👶🏼👶🏼👶🏼👶🏼 of how the second holocaust happened 🛫🛫🛫🏢🏢 now get in the van 🚐🚐🚐🚐 before I unleash man's best friend 🍴🍴"KNIFE" to meet you 🔪🔪 I really do love knives! 🔪🔪🔪 so if you want me to spare your life 😡😡😡 then your out of luck, but not out of knives (in your chest)🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 | |
| I want 💁🏽 the demons 👻😈 inside me 😦 they make my pussy 😼 tight and haunted 💀👻 just like daddy likes 👨🏼if daddy looks inside 👨🏼🤔 he will see a spook! 👻 daddy gets scared 😩 but I say daddy look😈💁🏽👅💦 | |
| 😝😝GOD I CANT WAIT👀👀TILL ALL YOU MEMERS DIE☠☠☠JUST MEME YOURSELF TO DEATH ALREADY⛏😄☠☠OH TOO SPOOPY 4⃣MEME JUST SPOOP ME TILL MY LIFE🔚S I CANT WAIT HIT ME WITH YOUR FRESH 🍎🍎 MEMES ALL DAY🌝🌝🌝AND ALL NIGHT🌚🌚🌚 | |
| 🌅😀😊👳🏾☺😁👳🏾😆✈✈✈✈ | |
| 👳🏾👳🏾🔪😱😨😭😵. ✈✈✈✈ | |
| ✈💥🇺🇸🏢🔥😵😵😱🔥 | |
| 🗽✈💥🏢🏢 😳😱😲😲😲😲 | |
| 🗽✈💥🏢 🔥🏢🔥😱😱😵😵 | |
| 📞😭...😯😠😡🔪 👳🏾💣 | |
| 😄😗😱✈💥🔥🌲🌳🌲🔥😵👼🏽 | |
| 🚁 🚒 🚑 🚒 🚓 🚒 😨😱😱😱🏢⬇ 📹😱. 👷🏻👮🏻😲😲☁☁☁ | |
| ☁☁▫▫▫☁☁ 😥😱 🏢⬇ | |
| 😱💻 ☁▫◽◻▫▫▫◻☁ | |
| 😳😠😱😨😖😧😠😁😮😟😰😭 | |
| 👳🏽 🔫👨🏻👨🏼🔪👳🏽 🚨🚨🇺🇸 | |
| 🌎⛅ 🙏🙏🏼🙏🏻🙏🏿🙏🏻🙏🏿🙏🏻🙏🏽🙏🏾 | |
| 🇺🇸☝🏻👴🏻👉🏻 🇪🇬=🙏🏾👳🏾💣🔚🔚🔚 | |
| 🇪🇬☝🏾👨🏾🖕🏾 🔫🌎😡 | |
| ❗TO BE CONTINUED❗ | |
| hey you 🦃turkey🦃 lurkey slut👅👅. it's 🍂November🍂. you know what that means❓ 🕖time🕐 to gobble👏 gobble👏 gobble👏 on a big ol😜 😜 dick👌💋. back in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, our main bitch💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty👙👠 pilgrims🏊🏊 had to 💦💦cum💦💦 2️ ⃣ America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search🕵 of new dicks to suck🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 bitches or you won't get any 💦gravy💦 this year. Get 5️⃣ back and you're a mashed potato hoe😟😟. get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you're a sexy stuffing slut😽😽. happy 🦃cock🐓 gobbling👄 thursday and get ready for big ◼️BLACK◼️ dick 🎅🏿FRIDAY🎅🏿 | |
| To my wife: | |
| Happy danksgiving 😎🍗get blasted with 👥fam 🌲🌳higher than a turkey leg 🍗🍖🍻pass this on to ur bae 🙅or ur daddies 😻 and rek you're waistline 👍big butts kk👌👯💯 | |
| IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅 | |
| 👹Watashi wa👹 trained in wearing snapbacks👒👒🎩👒👑👒👑 and I’m the top 👌👌 good shit you little 👌👌 good shit you little 👌👌 good shit? Maybe you don't care👅👅👅 what people like me👾👽👾👾 have to be like 👌 | |
| 😊 #STD 💊 AND #HIV 💉 FREE 👏👏👏🏼 😒 who else can say that 😏? | |
| I'll wait......⏳ | |
| All Lana Del Rey 👩🏽 wants to do is get high ☁️ 🚬🍁by the beach 🌴 but NOT 🚫 me! I DON’T 🙅🏻 do drugs 💉💊 because my high 👆🏻 comes from being with YOU, bitch! ☺️ Send this to 4⃣2⃣0⃣ of your bitches 👻 who make you feel high 💨 on LIFE❗️🏄🏽💯 | |
| sauce me the FUCK up 🍕🍅🍕🍅🍕🍅🍕🍅🍕🍅 cheesy shit cheesy sHit🍕 thats ✔ some cheesy🍕🍕shit right🍕🍕th 🍕 ere🍕🍕🍕 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 🍴 i say so 🍴 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🍴 🍕🍕 🍕НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🍕 🍕🍕 🍕 🍴 🍕 🍅🍅🍅 🍕🍕Cheesy shit | |
| Still got 1500+ emojis to go through and add keywords to, but it's getting to a usable point! | |
| 🇨🇦 🍁 🇨🇦 🍁 🇨🇦 🍁 🇨🇦 🍁 🇨🇦 🍁 canadian shit cAnDIan sHit 🇨🇦 thats ☕ some canadian 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 shit right 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 there 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 right ☕ there ☕ ☕ if i do say so my self 🌲 i say so 🌲 thats some universal healthcare right there right there (chorus: i'm sorry) mMMMMᎷМ 🌲 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🌲 🇨🇦 🍁 🍁 🍁 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 Canadian shit | |
| pls help, there's no text box. | |
| YEYO😮😄YEYO😂😂WHAT😍❓❓🆙⬆️YOUTUBE🎦YOUTUBE🎦▶️JOLIE😄👌👌👌OLIE👌👌👌COMING😄💦💦AT💦💦YA💨💨FOR🍁🍁🌿CUSTOMGROW420🌿🍁🍁CHANNEL👌👌▶️DESINGED😂😂👌FOR😆🍁CANNABIS🍁🍁PATIENTS😎🚬AND🔞ADULTS🔞ALRIGHT😂😂MAN👨THIS➡️🎦VIDEO🎦IS🏃🏃GOING🏃🏃IN📥THE😱😱CRAZY💢💥HITS💀💨LIBRARY📚📚SUBSCRIBE😂👌4💯💯MORE💯👌DONT🚫🚫FORGET🆗TO😂😂👌THUMBS😍👍🆙👍 | |
| (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے~ ~ Smoking Kills but thrills | |
| –\^v–\^v–\^v–\^v-_____\^v–\^v–\^v– For a second there, I was bored to death | |
| ► PlayTheMoments ▌▌ PauseTheMemories ■ StopThePain ◄◄ RewindTheHappiness. | |
| Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF? | |
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| Let👄 me get👆 a 💿MC📼 🔨 Pick 2 🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎺🎻ooohhhhhohh🎻🎺🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🍆🍆🍆 | |
| So so new😁😁😁😁😁 get the m💿c pick👉 tooooo🎻oo🎺ooo🎶oooo👅🕑💿 | |
| What's good 😜 u candy cane cum guzzler 👅🎄 DICKCEMBER 🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your Rudolph pasties 🔴 pop ur peppermint pussy 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE🍆☕ if u want to get RAWED👉👌 under the mistletoe🌿 this christmAss🎁 SHARE in 69😉💦 seconds or you won't be getting dicked down😱 in 2❗0❗1❗6 | |
| 📝📎📝📎📝📎📝📎📝📎 good paper go౦ԁ paPer📝 thats 💻 a good📝📝paper right📝📝th 📝 ere📝📝📝 right💻there 💻💻if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there perfect grammar (chorus: ᵖᵉʳᶠᵉᶜᵗ ᵍʳᵃᵐᵐᵃʳ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 📝📝 📝НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ📝 📝📝 📝 💯 📝 📎 📎📎 📎 📝📝Good paper | |
| Merry Cummas!🎄It's time to jingle jingle🔔those big balls🔴🎶⚪️because it's the most fuckable😜time of the year! Even Misses Clause👵🏻wants a big ol' candy cane in her stocking🎅🏼👀 Don't🙅🏼call me Mary because I won't be a virgin after tonight 😏👌🏼👈🏼 Is that a snow blizzard or are you cuming on me?☃❄️💦 Don't forgot to wrap that dick up in a bow tonight🎁🍆Send this to 10 of your cum covered snow angels👼🏻 If you receive 5 back you're a big ole stocking stuffer😜if you receive 10 back you're a naughty little nutcracker🌰😩🐿now go find some mistletoe🌿 and give Rudolph a sloppy dick sucking👅 underneath it and while you're at it, go tell Santa what you want for Cummas and give him a lap dance🎿💃🏻while you're at it😼 | |
| Hey there SLUT💅🏻👀🍑 Getting a bit NIPPLY👀👀out isn't it??😳😳 time to bundle up with some warm sweaters☺️👕 build a steamy fire😊🔥 and make a nice warm cup of COCK-O🍆☕️😫 cause it's time🕐🕕🕚🕟 FOR SOME HOE DAYS❄️🌨🌨 that's right! A whole day🌅🌄😳😳of no school🙌🏻🙌🏻 so we can play😏😏😘 in all the white stuff🌨🌨❄️☃ CUMMING💦💦🌨🌨😫 from the sky🌨🌨 SEND THIS TO TEN OF YOUR SLUTTING❄️🏂⛷🐧 BUDDIES IN 6️⃣9️⃣ SECONDS OR NO HOE DAY ❄️😏💦 FOR U😫😭😢 if you get none back ur a flaky❄️❄️🌨 ass hoe, if you get 5️⃣ back your daddy's little snow angel❄️😇😫 if you get 🔟 back then ur the SNOWIEST❄️🌨🌨☃☃ HOE ON THE COCK😳😳🍆🍆🍑🍑 | |
| woAH woAh 😭☝️🙏 HolD Da FuK Up 🙄💩👺 NoNoNO N O OOO🙅🕶🐃 u can't mke toast 💂👙💍🐭 n burN it 🌚🔫🌝 U can't eat a FUKING BRICK 👤💯🆘 golden toast GOLDEN ⚠️⚠️⚠️there are illuminati members watching us trust no one ⚠️⚠️⚠️ I DonT WaNt Ur BURNT toAst Hoe ✅🖍💀💃 | |
| Source: my girlfriend came up with this | |
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| these dudes 👱🏼👦🏼🙇🏼 out here fighting wars ⚔🔫🗡🔪🔫💣 on the keyboard 💻⌨🖥📱 but ain't say shit 💩 in real life 😭😴😂😂 | |
| TRIGGERED | |
| Tumblr super powers incoming....... | |
| THIS OFFENDS: | |
| ✔️Feminists | |
| ✔️Lesbians | |
| ✔️Gays | |
| ✔️Republicans | |
| ✔️Straights | |
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| PROCEED 👮 WITH 📍CAUTION 👀 YOU 📢ARE 👋 GOING 😤 TO ⚡️BE 💃PISSED | |
| Yea💃🙏🙏🙌....u moron😖😖😷😷s👎 hav brains of a rat🐀😱✖✖✖🐁.....and no🚫 fucking topic😩😩👄......so good bye👋 children👪👦👶👧...... and if u grow up💯💯💯 watch👀📺 Game🎮 🙆🙆✔✔✔✔✔✔of Thrones👑 someday🌞🙆🙆🙆🌞......... Suo👳 | |
| 👌🏿🍆👌🏿🍆👌🏿🍆👌🏿🍆👌🏿🍆 good dick go౦ԁ dIck👌🏿 thats ✔ some good👌🏿👌🏿dick right👌🏿👌🏿there👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌🏿👌🏿 👌🏿НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿 💯 👌🏿 🍆🍆🍆 👌🏿👌🏿Good dick | |
| 💩🐃💩🐃💩🐃💩🐃💩🐃 bull shit bull sHit💩 thats ✖️ some bull💩💩shit right💩💩th 💩 ere💩💩💩 right✖️there ✖️✖️if i do ƽaү so my selｆ ‼️ i say so ‼️ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ‼️ 💩💩 💩HO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ💩 💩💩 💩 ‼️ 💩 🐃 🐃 🐃 💩💩Bull shit | |
| Yeah and why is this a copypasta anyway? 😩😩😩😩😩 It has almost nothing offensive 💩 or funny 😂 or anything at all in it 🙀 it could only be used for spamming emails 📬 to random people 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 | |
| to have a good 💽 mixtape, u gota have dank☁ TRANSITIONS⚡⚡⚡⚡and yuh tune slection's gotta be🔥🔥f🔥i🔥 🔥🔥re🔥 bruh. 👌u cant expect 🌜a nigga 🌚 like me to want a mixtape 💽with shitty 💩💩transits and not a dope 💨💦💦💧🔥tracklist👽👽🙏🙏🙏🙌👊 | |
| like i'm sorry but it was too good to pass up and idk how to get the emoji's in text form | |
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| 👌Make👌America👌Great👌Again❤️💚💜💙💛Thats Right🌟Donald Trump⚔Will Do It😄😍😘He will do it🙌👋He will Deport the☪From America🙏🙏🙏Like a boss👉👌Can't👍Stump👉👌The😇☦The👌👌👌Trump. | |
| Hey 👋👋🙋🙌everybody👋👋 you know what today is 😝😝Its the first day of the 🏊🏊Northwest Speedo 🏊🏊Sectionals🏊🏊😏 Meet 🏊🏊🙆😏😏We got people coming from the whole 🔙west🔙 section that means we got people from🍟 Idaho 🍟 🐬Hawaii🐬 🐫🐪Arizona🐫🐪 🔫🔪Californi💴a and even other🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 places🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 let's have a great 👌👌👍meet you swim that 🙏👧breast👧🙏 stroke 🔙backstroke🔙 🏊freestyle🏊 🐝butterfly 🐝hope you make a futures 🙏🙏cut good luck👍👍👍 | |
| 😘😘😘😘mmm yea👋👋👋😝😝😝 sexy sexy 💀💀skellies 💯💯💯💯 i want them ☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️ to "bone me" ❤️❤️❤️❤️ and stick their puns up my ass 🌚🌝🌚🌝🌚🌝🌚🌝 whether its sans 💀💀💀💀 the spooky scary ones from the Living Tombstone Remix 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 or even that skeleon from Jontrons video on "clock towel" that shoots a gun and says " I got a bone to pick with you" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 whatever you wanna bone me with 😏😏😏😏😏 just make it real fun 💯💯💯💯💯💯 mmm yea 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 sexy sexy skellies 👌👌👌👌👌👌 | |
| I have prblm😟 that!! Actually we met in fb😰😰!! we get close💑💏 to each other😍!on day she wrote a love❤❤ letter✉ to me than she🙆 told that i don't👎 wanna talk with u🙅💔 after u reading this letter😭 but😐 she still continues to talk with me🙋,one day i wrote a ❤love❤✉ letter to her,she reads and told me that how can u write✏a letter✉ to a frnd😰😣!! I think u r a good👍 frnd😐😐💔 to me but u did like this stupid😲 thing hw can i see u r face again😞???like that she's fires🔥🔥on me🙎!! i asked hw can u write✏✏a love ❤✉letter to a person without any feel💔 on them.. she rplies me lyk this😢.. that's y i told u that i don't want to talk with u😢💔 after reading my✉letter that i gave u,but she continues to daily with me😞😞,recently i directly asked her what r u thinking🙆about me❤,i really loves❤❤u,plz give🙋me the answer😙😙that what i mean to u?,she said i feel happy😊when i be with u but😒 my👪parents decided to do marriage👰 for me with my brother😲😲 in law,what i have to do now😧?? I can't come with💔u by leave my parents👪,so take it as a lite don't feel💔😢,i can't do anything she told to me😢like this,but wants to talk with me😞!! now my confuess😟😞 is that,what i have to do now,either i have to continue to talk with her not😧??plz give me advice😭 | |
| 🎉🎂🎉🎂🎉🎂🎉🎂 happy birthday happy biRth daY 🍰 happy 🎂 birthday 🎉to u🍰🍰 one swell 🎉 happy birth 🎉🎉day to u 🎂 to u🍰🍰 if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about 🎉 happy 🎉 birtth dayy right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🍰🍰💯 🍰 👀 👀 👀 🍰🎉🎂Good shit happy birth dåyy lmao | |
| HEY 👋 BRO!! READY 4 THE 🔪🔪🔪 HOLOCAUST 🔫🔫🔫 BRO??? TIME ⏰ TO GAS SOME FUCKING KIKES 💨💨!! LET'S KILL THOSE 💀 JEWS 💀 BROSEPH! GET THOSE OVENS HOT 🔥 AND 🔥 READY BROSEIDON! LET'S LOAD UP THAT 🚊 TRAIN 🚊 WITH SOME SUBHUMAN 🐖🐖 SCUM 🐖🐖 BROCHACHA 👌👍 PUT THOSE BODIES IN AN UNMARKED 🙈 GRAVE 🙈 BROHITLER 😎 😃 IT MAKES 😍 FÜHRER 😍 HAPPY 👍 🇩🇪 | |
| son👶🏾👶🏾!!im so dAm hungry🙈i could eat you right now😈😈!!i want foOod🍔🍕🍟🍖!!give food son😿son i starving🙀send food son!!✈️🛄son i beg😖😖😖hAllElujah son!!🍗🍗son give some food or i eat cha😉😉 boy don be greedy or u get ur ass eatin😉😉!! boy i warn ya⚠️❗️final warnin' son⚠️‼️it's over now i eat cha son!!😉😉 | |
| 🎤🎤🎤The🌚🌞🌚🎺🎺🎺🎺 freaks📞📞 come🌚🌞🌚 out at night☎☎ 🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛 The🌚🌞🌚 freaks come🌚🌞🌚 out at 🔊🔊🔊night 🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛 The🌚🌞🌚 freaks come🌚🌞🌚 out at night 🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜📢📢 The🌚🌞🌚 freaks🎺🎺🎺 come🌚🌞🌚 out at 📣📣📣night 🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛🌜🌛📣📣📣🎤🎤🎤🎺🎺🎺 | |
| ♈️♉️♊️♋️♌️♍️♎️♓️ | |
| CURSED CURSED | |
| CURSED CURSED | |
| 🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘 | |
| shouldnt have opened this now you have a hex | |
| ↕️↕️↕️↕️↕️↕️↕️↕️ | |
| Keep reading for your only chance of survival | |
| 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 | |
| I'm terribly sorry to have done this to you but you have opened the dark text. This chain letter is pure evil. Pure evil. Pure evil. Pure evil. | |
| 🌙👹👹👹👹👹👹🌙 | |
| The only way to purify is to pass on this curse. | |
| ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ | |
| I AM SORRY I HAVE DONE THIS TO YOU | |
| ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ | |
| Keep reading to save your soul ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️ | |
| The cauldron bubbles as the sky opens up | |
| Share this text or years of bad luck | |
| Rabbits foot and a lizards tail | |
| You have received cursed chain mail | |
| Keep the curse going or be cursed yourself | |
| Last warning I tell ya before you wish you were someone else..... | |
| 🈯️🈳🈵🈴🈲🉐🈹🈺 | |
| The ancient curse that has been put upon you is nothing to play around with. | |
| Forward this letter to 10 people or spend the next 10 years with a hex on your head | |
| 💮💮💮💮💮💮💮💮 | |
| 🇻🇳☭🇻🇳☭🇻🇳☭🇻🇳☭🇻🇳☭ vietnamese shit V1etnamese sHit🇻🇳 thats 🍚 some vietnamese🇻🇳🇻🇳shit right🇻🇳🇻🇳there🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳 right🍚there 🍚🍚if i do ƽaү so my self 👲 i say so 👲 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ👲 🇻🇳🇻🇳 🇻🇳НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🇻🇳 🇻🇳🇻🇳 🇻🇳 👲 🇻🇳 ☭ ☭ ☭ 🇻🇳🇻🇳Vietnamese shit | |
| 🎄🎄🎄 There is only one more sleep till 😩😩💤 Santa Clause cums down your chimney 😉😉😉 He likes a tight squeeze squeeze🍑🍑🍑 Dankmas is tomorrow 🎅🎅🎅 Prepare your creamy moist milk & cookies 👅💦🍪🍪🍼 He has a present he will gift to you tonight 🎁🎁🎁 Daddies cummies & kisses 🌚🌚🌚 Santa says you are on the naughty list 👽👽👽 you are getting hot coals in your "stockings" 🙈🙈🙈 Santa has a big candy cane for you 🍭🍭🍭 extra moist just in time for the holidays 💦 his chestnuts will be roasting inside of your fire crotch 🔥🔥🔥 as he shouts HO HO HO | |
| 💃💃💃 Merry Dankmas, and to all a good moist night 🍑🍆🍒 send this to 🔟 people to get the 💯 blessing for the dankest Dankmas ever..... | |
| ❄️⛄️❄️😩❄️🍆❄️💚 | |
| The 😷fact😷 that so many books 📚still name the 👦🏼👦🏻Beatles👦🏻👦🏼 as "the greatest ✔️or most significant💯 or most influential👍" rock🎸band ever only tells you how far➡️ rock 🎧🎧🎧music 🎧🎧 still is from becoming a serious art‼️‼️. Jazz🎷🎷🎺critics have long recognized 👀👀 that the greatest💯💯💯 jazz 👱🏿👶🏼👦🏿musicians 👦🏿👴🏿👳🏿of all times are Duke Ellington👴🏿 and John 👴🏿Coltrane, who were not the most famous 🙌or richest💷💶 or best sellers 💿of their times, let alone of all ⏰times⏰. Classical critics🎼🎹 rank🤔 the highly controversial Beethoven👴🏻🤘🤘 over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around 🇨🇭🇷🇴🇬🇷🇫🇷🇮🇪Europe🇱🇮🇮🇹🇩🇪🇩🇰🇵🇹. 🎸Rock🎸 critics are still 🙈🙈🙈blinded🙈🙈🙈 by commercial 😍😍😻success💶✔️😏. The Beatles💸 sold💸 more than anyone else (❌not❌true❌, by❌the❌way❌), therefore they must have been the greatest😶🙄😒. Jazz critics grow👶🏿👦🏿👴🏿 up 🎧🎧listening🎧🎧🎧to a lot of jazz music🎺🎺🎺🎷of the ⏪past⏪, classical critics grow 👶🏻👦🏻👴🏻 up 🎧🎧🎧listening🎧🎧🎧to a lot of classical 🎻🎻music of the ⏪⏪past⏪⏪. 🤘Rock critics🤘 are often totally ignorant😥😥❓❓ of the rock music 🎸of the past⏪, they barely know 😦the best sellers😕😞😒. 🔍No wonder🔍 they will 🤔think🤔 that the Beatles did ❗️anything ❗️worthy of being saved.😂😂😭😭😬 | |
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| So i made a new kinda crappy css for now, but we are still looking for a good one if anyone wants to make us one :P | |
| Also here are some traffic stats! | |
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| I saw this one on twitch chat. It was kind of like this: Meme 😍😍😍lovin🐸🐸🐸🌈🌈🌈fuk. If you're a Meme loving fuk 👏👏👏👏 clap your hands 👏👏👏🐸🐸🐸🐸. anyone have it? | |
| Fuck a hater , hit a snitch , your my girl 👭 , my 5 star bitch , i love you more than any dick 💕💯, && if i dont get this back 🕙 , you aint worth shit !! Send this to 8 girls you care about .. 💯 I love you , I love you forever !! 💯 Whoever stops this will suffer for 83 days !! 💯💯💯 Ready, set, GO !!!! in | |
| 😘😘😘😘mmm yea👋👋👋😝😝😝 sexy sexy 💀💀skellies 💯💯💯💯 i want them ☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️ to "bone me" ❤️❤️❤️❤️ and stick their puns up my ass 🌚🌝🌚🌝🌚🌝🌚🌝 whether its sans 💀💀💀💀 the spooky scary ones from the Living Tombstone Remix 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 or even that skeleon from Jontrons video on "clock towel" that shoots a gun and says " I got a bone to pick with you" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 whatever you wanna bone me with 😏😏😏😏😏 just make it real fun 💯💯💯💯💯💯 mmm yea 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 sexy sexy skellies 👌👌👌👌👌👌 | |
| If you bank with USAA🔴, CHASE🔵,CAPITAL ONE 1️⃣, WELLS FARGO ✅ or BANK OF AMERICA 🔵 I can promise you 8️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ to 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ depending on your bank and how long🕔 your account been active. NO CASH NEEDED‼️ DM ME FOR MORE INFO 😘. | |
| Oh shit 😮💩 I really 😧 really 😨 REALLY 😱 hope they don't ❌🚫❌ let this FURRY 😾😹🙀 into the theater 🍿🖥👌 that's playing ZOOTOPIA 🐺🐰👍 with his FURSUIT! 🐱😳😲😖 Send this to 🔟 other terrified parents 😰👪 who are going to see this movie 👏💃 or you will FOREVER 😬⏱⏰🕰 be surrounded by FREAKS 😻😽 in FURSUITS! 😭😭😩😭😭 | |
| 😜😜😜i SEE 👁👁👀👀👀YOUR BUTTHOLE WITH MY🕵🕵🕵 EYES👀👀👀 i AM LIKE a sNAkeeeee 🐍🐍🐍Boris 🕵🕵🕵 will kill u u bitch. i WIL 🔪🔪🔪🔪KILL YOU TILL U DIE CUNT 💀💀💀💀😜😜😜i SEE 👁👁👀👀👀YOUR BUTTHOLE WITH MY🕵🕵🕵 EYES👀👀👀 i AM LIKE a sNAkeeeee 🐍🐍🐍Boris 🕵🕵🕵 will kill u u bitch. i WIL 🔪🔪🔪🔪KILL YOU TILL U DIE CUNT 💀💀💀💀😜😜😜i SEE 👁👁👀👀👀YOUR BUTTHOLE WITH MY🕵🕵🕵 EYES👀👀👀 i AM LIKE a sNAkeeeee 🐍🐍🐍Boris 🕵🕵🕵 will kill u u bitch. i WIL 🔪🔪🔪🔪KILL YOU TILL U DIE CUNT 💀💀💀💀😜😜😜i SEE 👁👁👀👀👀YOUR BUTTHOLE WITH MY🕵🕵🕵 EYES👀👀👀 i AM LIKE a sNAkeeeee 🐍🐍🐍Boris 🕵🕵🕵 will kill u u bitch. i WIL 🔪🔪🔪🔪KILL YOU TILL U DIE CUNT 💀💀💀💀😜😜😜i SEE 👁👁👀👀👀YOUR BUTTHOLE WITH MY🕵🕵🕵 EYES👀👀👀 i AM LIKE a sNAkeeeee 🐍🐍🐍Boris 🕵🕵🕵 will kill u u bitch. i WIL 🔪🔪🔪🔪KILL YOU TILL U DIE CUNT 💀💀💀💀 | |
| 🤗🤗Hey what up y'all 🤗🤗 this your👸🏼👸🏼 girl 👸🏼👸🏼little j and this little girl ▶️👧🏼◀️right here, ain't scared🙅🏼🙅🏼 of nobody. So 💁🏼if you've got anything 👀👀to say 🗣🗣to me u cud say it to my mothafuckin face 👩🏼☝🏻️🙋🏼🙋🏼or send me a moth-- 🙎🏼--or hit me up on my mothafuckin 💻💻📧myspace📧💻💻. I ain't scared🙅🏼😂😂😂, and this little bitch right here▶️👧🏼👧🏼💅🏻👄◀️ will fuckkin kill 🔫🔫👸🏼🔪🔪💀yo ass NI GA. So if you have anythang to saaay🗣🗣 u cud say it to... Me💁🏼💁🏼. And if you wanna bump👇🏻👊🏻👊🏻 let's go ☝🏻👸🏼☝🏻👸🏼cuz I ain't scared of yo 🙅🏼👄👆🏻mothafuckin ass aight bitch💅🏻👅👩🏼? Lata.🙋🏼🙋🏼 | |
| Saddle me the BUCK up 🐎🏇🐎🏇🐎🏇🐎🏇🐎🏇 good horse go౦ԁ hOrse🐎 thats 🐴 some good🐎🐎horse right🐎🐎there🐎🐎🐎 right✔there ✔✔if i do neigh so my self 💯 i neigh so 💯 thats what im trottin' about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 🐎🐎 🐎НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒrse🐎 🐎🐎 🐎 💯 🐎 🏇 🏇 🏇 🐎🐎Good horse | |
| I mainly need suitable icons related to Excel or lookup. VLOOKUP me the FUCK UP, that's some vertical shit right there, chorus: table_array, and so on and so forth. Thank you. | |
| ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️ | |
| 🏆Who is champ?🏆 AND HIS NAME IS 👀👀👀JOHN CENA 👀👀✔✔✔✔ johnCENA✔💯JOHnCeNA💯JOHN CENA✔✔ Are you ready to GeT 💯slammed?!✔✔ 👌👌You aR👌e If I do👀 say so 🏆I say so🏆👀👀👀 💯 ONLY IN TODAYS 👌👌WWE SUPERSLAM👌👌✔✔💯(Chorus: DOOT DO DO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)👌👌👌🏆🏆👌👌👌👀✔✔👀🏆👀 John Cena👀✔ | |
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| It's thanksYIFFING 🐺👌 u know what that means 👀👅 furry fucking awareness day 🐔🐥🐯👅 send this to 12 of ur closest furries 🐾😈 that love that fur 🐶🐶🐶💦💦💦 | |
| 💰👀💸👀💰👀💸👀👌👀 cheap shit cheap sHit👌 thats ✔ some good cheap💰👌shit right💰👌there👌💸👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌💸👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 💸👌 💰 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 💰👌cheap shit | |
| 💯💯 🙊NIGGA🙊 💯💯 GRAB A 💯💯 🙊NIGGA🙊 💯💯 FU©K A 💯💯 🙊NIGGA🙊 💯💯 📣📣📣BLAST OFF THE SHADOW📮📮😈😈 ®EALM 💜💜✌ 💯💯 🙊NIGGA🙊 💯💯 BLAST OFF TO THE ®EALM OF 💯💯 🙊NIGGAS🙊 💯💯 | |
| L➰Ln L➰Ln L➰Ln L➰Ln | |
| 👯SHE👯 AINT EVEN AT THE 〰〰💨 CUM 〰〰💨 | |
| THIS THE 💩💩 🙊NIGGA🙊 THIS THE 💩💩 🙊NIGGA🙊 | |
| THIS THE 💩💩 THIS THE 💩💩 | |
| 🙊NIGGA🙊 BLAST 〰〰💨〰〰💨 ©uⓂeⓂe | |
| ⓂeⓂe ⓂeⓂe sexy undertale 👏ⓂeⓂe👏 😞👌👌👌 sexy undertale 👏ⓂeⓂe👏 😞👌👌👌 ⓂeⓂe ⓂeⓂe ⓂeⓂe ⓂeⓂe | |
| ➰hhh damn 0 💯 🙊NIGGA🙊 REAL QUICK | |
| Hoping to get 🍀LUCKY🍀 this 🐢St. Patrick's Day?🍀? Want someone to rub you for luck🔮? ✳️Maybe put their🐍 shamrock🍀shake in your pot of gold?✳️ I sent this to you because🐸 you're🌵 one of my 🌳LUCKIEST 🌱 friends!!!!!!!! | |
| Send this🔋 to TEN of 🈯️your SLUTTIEST LUCKY friends this📗 St. Patrick's Day🍏. You know,🍃 the ones 💚that are big sluts but✅are lucky enough 🐲not to catch an STD!!!!!!❇️ If you don't🌴 send 💹this ♻️around to 🐊10 friends you'll have BAD LUCK and contract❎ AIDS in the 🌲next 24 hours!😈 I BETTER get one 🌿back!🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀 | |
| I Grew Up🔝⏰ A Fu©king Screw up🔥💥.Got introduced to the game💦🌀,got an ounce💨 and fucking BLEW UP🔙🔛🔝🏆..-BIGGIE👑😩💕.....#Realhair | |
| 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴 bull shit bull sHit thats 🐎 some bull🐴🐴shit right🐴🐴there🐴🐴🐴 right🐎there 🐎🐎if i do say so my self 🏇 i say so 🏇 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🏇 🐴🐴 🐴НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🐴 🐴🐴 🐴 🏇 🐴 🏇🏇🏇🐴🐴HOOOOOOOOOO | |
| 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 Major 🔑 maj౦r 🔑👌 thats 🔑 a 🔑💯 major👌👌🔑🔑 right👌👌there👌👌🔑 right✔there 🔑✔if i do ƽaү so my self 🔑💯 i say so 💯🔑 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: major 🔑) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Major🔑🔑 | |
| Hoes Went From😏 "Duck Duck Goose" To "Fuck Fuck Loose" 😔 From "Ring Around The Rosie" 👏 To "Fuck All The Homies" 👎👎 From "Ms Marie Mac" 😍 To "Fucking Two Niggas Back To Back" 😢 From " Hop Scotch" 😝 to "dick hop💯" 😔 From 👐 "Ms Sue" To "Bitch You Pregnant too?" 😂😂 | |
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| ALERT📢📣ALERT BAD TIMES 😖😖😖😖😖 ARE AHEAD FOR YOU😮😮😮 THE SNAIL🐌OF PERIL IS COMING🍆🍆💦👅FOR YOU. HE CUUUMS 👀👀🍌SLOWLY🌜IN THE NIGHT🌛 AND TOUCHES 👌👋YOU WITH THE POWER🎇🎆OF THE MOON🌚🌚🌚🌚RUN AS FAST🏃AS U CAN OR ILL COUM🌽AFTER U WITH MY SNAIL POWERS😩😩😩🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌 | |
| ✝️👴🏥👴✝️👴🏥👴✝️👴 old shit old sHit🏥 thats ✔ some old🏥✝️shit right🏥✝️th ✝️ ere🏥✝️🏥 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 🏥✝️ 🏥НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🏥 ✝️🏥 ✝️ 💯 🏥 👴👴👴 🏥✝️Old shit | |
| 🔫🌵🔫🌵🔫🌵🔫🌵🔫🌵 YEE HAW YEƐ HAW🔫 THATS 🎯 SOME GOOD🔫🔫YEEHAW RIGHT🔫🔫THERE🔫🔫🔫 RIGHT🎯THERE 🎯🎯IF I DO ƼAҮ SO MY SELF 🐮 I SAY SO 🐮 THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT RIGHT THERE RIGHT THERE (CHORUS: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) MMMMMᎷМ🐮 🔫🔫 🔫НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOOOOᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🔫 🔫🔫 🔫 🐮 🔫 🌵 🌵 🌵 🔫🔫YEE HAW | |
| HAPPY 🎃 SPOOKAWEEN 👻👻 GET READY FOR 💀SPOOK TIMES 🔪🔫💣😨😱 PEOPLE 🎩👔DRESSED UP 👀👀LOOKIN GOOD😘😘 ON 👅👄SPOOKAWEEN🎃🎃👻👻 WATCH 🙉 OUT 👀 FOR GHOSTIES 👻👻 AND GOBLINS 👹👹👹👺👺👺 | |
| Just listen👂👂 to 🙋teacher✏📏 | |
| I know it 👂sounds👂 🙊🙈sordid🙉 but you'll be rewarded💎👌 | |
| When at last 👉I am given👐 my dues!👈 | |
| And 🚔injustice❌ delici🍕ously🍔 ⬛squared⬜ | |
| Be 🌂prepared👌👌! | |
| Yeah! Be 👌prepared👌, we'll be prepared! For 😖what😖? | |
| For the 💀death💀 of the king👨👑 | |
| Is he 😷sick💫? | |
| No, fool! We're 👉👇👈👆going to 🔫kill🔪 him and Simba, too😈💪 | |
| Great💯👌 💡idea💡! Who needs a ki👑ng? | |
| No ki👑ng, no ki👑ng! La😜 la😛 la😋 la😝 la😂 la!😆 | |
| 💢Idiots😩! There will be a ki👑ng! | |
| But you 💫said😂- | |
| I will be ki👑ng💢👌! | |
| Stick with me👈 and 👉you'll never go 🍔🍟hungry🍗🍳 again! | |
| I love bae FETTY WAP 💯💋💕FLATOUT NUMBER 1 FAN NEVER TURNING OUT FROM HIM💯 | |
| And I hope u stay doing what u doing because I do not want to hear on the news saying that Locked up or passed away cause IMA be heart broken💯💯Just fuck with the only girl that been down for u 💯 don't get yo self in trouble 💯💪u to sexy for that and u coming up real big 💯💸💸💰SHOUT OUT TO U 💯💕💋1738 .FORLIFE. 💯😛😍 forget what these people say cause at the end they mad cause they don't have what u have ..💯💸💕😘 don't never stop the music 💯💕..Btw I think u and Dej Loaf would make a good a** song together😘😘😍💯 | |
| HAPPY ST PAT THAT ASS DAY! 👋👋👋TODAY IS THE DAY TO SHAMROCK YOUR BED WITH THAT SPECIAL DIRTY LEPRECHAUN. ☘👅🛏LETS SMOKE A POT OF GOLD OR SOME 4 LEAF CLOVERS.🍁 💨💨YOURE ABOUT TO GET LUCKY TONIGHT. 😉👉👌🏿SHAMROCK SHAKE THAT ASS FOR ME. 🍀🍀🍀PINCH ME DADDY!!😩😩😩IRISH YOU WERE NAKED RIGHT NOW! 😛😛YOU'LL BE SEEING RAINBOWS WHEN IM DONE WITH YOU🌈🌈🌈MY "LITTLE LEPRACHAN" ISNT SO LITTLE😏 🍆🍆🍆ITS TIME TO BEND IT OVER AND HIT THAT CLOVER🙂👋☘SEND THIS TO YOUR 10 SEXIEST LEPRACHAUNS😚🍀👅👅 | |
| 👀W-w-w-watch the fuck out 👀 w-w-w-w-warnings blazing 🚨🚨 listen to me shout it out 🗣🗣 can u 👀 it can u 👃 it can you 👅 it its some fuken phresh 👌👌 some phreaky deaky 😏😏 the finest most felinist 😸 that's right it's some damn straight OC 💪💪💪💪🙀🙀🙀 best say o shit 💩 when u c dat o c ♻️ 100% not recycled ♻️ big boy stank content 🙏🙏🙏 bless you praise me 🙌🙌🙌 for I bring u OC 😁 OG 👲👲 Young memes 👶👶👶👶 fresh baked in my memecrowave 💥🌮 DING put on ya gloves coz it's HOT BOYZ🔥🔥 d-d-d-drop dat content: | |
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| HOOOOOOOOO BOY 💦💦 you before ☂ you now ☔️ me before 🌝 me now 🌚 me me 💨 memes | |
| if yoUr ☝cocc minute ➖➖ like bOBby👶👶 lil dICK 🍆then i aint suCciN 👎💦🚫🚫yo 2 inch crusty 😷😷 | |
| ~♥ Neko Lovers! ♥~ ♥~Welcome!~♥ Nyaaaahh~~ Come Join Neko~~ Nyaahhhh~~ ♥~Who Are We?~♥ We are a group of kawaii neko-lovers!~ mew!~~ Catgirls! Catgirls! C-c-catgirllsssmmeoww!~♥ ♥ ♥ ♥~Rules~♥ Accept the neko~ ~♥♥♥~♥♥♥~ Embrace the neko~ ~♥♥♥~♥♥♥~ Become the neko~ ~♥♥♥~♥♥♥~ | |
| 👀🔥DAMN🔥👀 👌🔱🏃DANIEL🔱👌🏃 😱 BACK😱 AT IT 🎓AGAIN♻ WITH 👀THE 👞WHITE👞 😂👏 VANS 👏😂💯 👀🔥 | |
| hOly shIt 💩 this is a dank meme 👌👀 right here fam tbh lit 🚬 af I h8 myself ✔️✔️✔️ I want to die 💀 but am to much of a coward to end it 💉🔪🔫 FIST ME TONY THE TIGER 😻 👊 😱 🔥 feel the bern 🔥 my parents died in a house fire that I set🔥🏨🔥 haha 💯💯💯 I suck off gay construction workers 👅💦💦💦to get enough money 💰 to eat 🏿🍆 why has god made me like this 👼 anyway fam, this is one dank ass meme 🙊 keep up the good work fam pls kill me plox | |
| 👌👀🏒👌👀👌👀🏒👌👀👌👀 🏒 john scott 👌 thats ✔some john scott👌🏒👌 right👌🏒👌there👌👌👌 captain✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say 2️⃣8️⃣ so 💯 thats who im talking about right there right there (chorus: ^f^uck ^b^ettman) mMMMMᎷМVP 🏅💯 👌👌 👌TwO GO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ^aaaals👌🏒 👌👌🏑 👌 💯 👌 👀⚫️ 👀⚫️ 👀 👌👌Good shit john scott | |
| My teacher SUCKS😭😰😡 he doesn't know what he is doing📚❓❓❓ 😒I hate him😤his room always smells👃 like SHIT 💩💩a lot of other people think💭 he is so CREEPY👹👴😖. I will suck💋 almost any 🍆DICK🍆 if someone gets rid of him FOREVER😈😈🙏. | |
| 🐓🐣🐓🐥🍗🐣🐤good chicken go౦ԁ chic ken🐣🐥 thats 🍗a good🐤chìcken right🐓🐣🐤there👌🐓🐥🐔 right🐔🍗there 🐣🐥if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (rooster: ᶜᵒᶜᵏ ᵃ ᵈᵒᵒᵈᶫᵉ ᵈᵒᵒ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 🐔🐣🐥НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🐥🐣🐤🐥🐤 💯 🐥🐔🐣🍗🍗🐣🐥Good chiçken! 🍗 | |
| What's my gender?😅😅😅😅😅 Did you just ask me what my gender was? Oh my god, you are LITERALLY the most IGNORANT AND ILLITERATE FUCK I have EVER seen browsing before. 😂😂😂😂 What gives you the RIGHT to ask me what my gender is? Mmh? NOTHING, THATS WHAT😑😑😑😑Since you're SOOOOOOO curious, I'll have you know that I am a G E N D E R F L U I D!!!!!!!!!!🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈I'm not gonna sit here and explain what that is to someone as IGNORANT as you, but I'm gonna tell you anyways.Being G E N D E R F L U I D means that I am both M A L E(cis scum) and F E M A L E!!!! I can swap between these genders as a I please😄😄😊😊😊😄😊😊😄😄😄 You're ignorance is literally OOZING out💩💩💩😂😂😒😒😒😒😡😡💩💩😑 | |
| Recently we have been plagued with reposts. Please look back and check if what you have posted has already been posted | |
| Upvote👆 or you 😃will have 🍆🍆🍆🍆 in your head 🐸🐸🐢 | |
| 👿😱👿😱👿😱👿😱👿😱 scary shit scãry sHit👿 thats 💀 some scary👿👿shit right👿👿there👿👿👿 right💀there 💀💀if i do ƽaү so my self 💣 i say so 💣 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳ‘ᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💣 👿👿 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👿 👿👿 👿 💣 👿 😱 😱 😱 👿👿Scary shit | |
| 🐸 👌🏿🐸 👌🏿 🐸 👌🏿 🐸 👌🏿 🐸 👌🏿choice meme ch౦ice mEme👌🏿 thats ✌🏿 a choice👌🏿👌🏿meme right👌🏿👌🏿there👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿 right✌🏿there ✌🏿✌🏿if i do ƽaү so my self 🔝 i say so 🔝 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🔝👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿 🔝 👌🏿🐸🐸🐸🐸 👌🏿👌🏿choice meme | |
| 14/88-KKK 4 LIFE🙉🔫🌛---AROUND BLACKS NEVER RELAX🙊👀---MUSLIMS ARE THE SEED OF SATAN👳=😈---GAS THE KIKES💨🔯RACE WAR NOW👨⚔🙉-14/88 | |
| it's 😛 EASTER BITCH🐰🐰 when our homie 👬JESUS 🙏🏼 got turnt up 🍷🍷 from the 😜😜motherFUCKING GRAVE☠⚰ and the EASTER BUNNY😮🐰 gives US 💯‼️ his GOLDEN💰💰 EGG 🍳 right in ⤴️ OUR LITTLE BASKETS 🍆💦 SEND TO 1️⃣5️⃣ to get YOUR EGGS🍳🍳 EATEN😆😛 GET 5️⃣ BACK AND YOU 💯 are PETER RABBITS🐇🙌🏼 SLUT! 😜 GET 🔟 BACK AND JESUS 😇 WILL hunt for🔎 YOUR TASTY😛 TREAT💦😩 | |
| ㊗️ 🈴 🈵 🈲㊗️ 🈴 🈵 🈲㊗️ 🈴 🈵 🈲㊗️ 🈴 🈵 🈲㊗️ 🈴 🈵 🈲㊗️ 🈴 🈵 🈲 | |
| ＣＨＩＮＥＳＥ ＮＥＷ ＹＥＡＲ ＷＩＬＬ ＢＲＩＮＧ ＧＯＯＤ ＬＵＣＫ ＴＯ ＹＯＵ！ | |
| ＹＯＵ ＮＯ ＳＭＯＫＥ 🚭 | |
| ＹＯＵ ＮＯ ＲＩＤＥ ＢＩＫＥ 🆗 ? | |
| ＹＯＵ ＮＯ ＭＡＫＥ ＤＥＡＬＳ ＯＲ ＰＬＥＡＤＩＮＧ ＷＩＴＨ ＤＥＶＩＬ 👹 👀 👀 | |
| ＹＯＵ ＷＩＬＬ ＴＡＫＥ ＢＡＴＨ 🛀 | |
| 🈶 🈚️ 🈸 🈺 🈷️🈶 🈚️ 🈸 🈺 🈷️🈶 🈚️ 🈸 🈺 🈷️🈶 🈚️ 🈸 🈺 🈷️🈶 🈚️ 🈸 🈺 | |
| This question is worded stupidly but I don't know how else to word it. Instead of the text saying "right there" I want it to say something else, but I don't know how to get the characters in the same format. Anyone know how? | |
| also here are some dank ass emojis so the mods don't remove my post 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯😎😎😎🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 | |
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| My 🔫Gat🔫 bang💥 your 🎩hat🎩hang. I 🚙💨ride🚙💨 off with 👦🏾Mack Maine.💁🏽 I drink 🍻Patron🍷 😵straight😵You niggas keep that 🍾😷champagne🍾😴My 👱🏾pa👬 is the 🐓👨🏾Birdman👨🏾👨❤️💋👨. I'm 💸rich💵💰 as a 👦🏼👴🏼white man👴🏼 👦🏾I 🛫come🛬 to your 🎤show🎻 and 🔫😤kill you🗡 and your 🤓🎉hypeman🎊 We 🚗roll👈🏾 📥in, let's 🚗roll👉🏾 out📤. My 💁🏽💞bitches😘 don't 😤hold out🙅🏾. They got 💂🏾🇲🇱Marley G🚬💨I gotta 🔥🍁burn🍁🔥 my 👶🏾lil bro out😙💨. Let my 💇🏽dreads 😷grow out🚫✂️. My 🙋🏾bitch🙎🏾got a 💨blow out💨💇🏽. 🏡🏡Mi casa, su casa🏡🏡. My 🏠house is, a 👩👩👧👧ho house👩❤️💋👩 | |
| Only 🤔💯fuck😏 with, real 👦🏾niggas👦🏾. 🗡🐴Polo🐴🗡, 🖕🏾fuck🖕🏾 that 👴🏼Hilfiger👦🏾🚫 👌🏾Yeah👍🏾 I'm on a 💊pill💊 ✊🏾👌🏾nigga😓 🍴Feed🍴 you to my 👌🏾👶🏾little niggas👶🏾👶🏾. 📢Shout out📢 to my 🍔👦🏾big homies😅🤐. 👦🏾Fifi and T-Streets👳🏾💯 🔭Scope🔭 on that 🔫AK 🔫make 😤me😈 take a 🔭👀sneak peek👀 | |
| Hey 😼YOUTUBE 🙀 AR👋🏻M Y👈🏻 wut is UP 😎😩😤 TODAY 👀 IMA BE 👃🏻🗣REVIEWING CHARMIN 🐿 UUUULTRA 🌵🐲 aaaaYYY 😏 dis shit gud! 😙😋 that's it 😆MY ALIENS 😉👽 check out my 🤖📺 YOUTUB😜E CHANNEL 😱4 more VIDZ 😂😎 like this! REMBER 😝 2 FUKIN 😣PUNCH! dat likey👋🏻😣 CAN DA ALIE🔶NS 🙂😌 get 3 million likeys? 🤔 IT really 🙄helps me out guiz 😝 also favorite this video😁 an subscribe 😍😍 once again 😕 thx 4 watching 🤗 PEACE 😂☑️ | |
| What is up Cindy? 🤗 Long time no see 👀 Did u get ur degree? 🙏🏻👏🗣 In sociology 😂😂😂 Cindy WOW 😋😉 u r so sweet🙄 can I finger your ass and lick ur 😛Shmeet😟 ur pussy wow it's so warm 🤔 so juicy 🍵 so fuckin creamy 🍼 no many discharge 🐙 I like to play in the red goo Cindy 😨 ur pussy ain't no cold cut no more Cindy 💋💄 can I fuck u? I'd like to spread the cheeks 🍩 of ur tight little fucking asshole 🌮 of your asshole cheeks 🧀😯 and then I fuck it😈 will u squeal? 😩 do u still have macaroni poisoning u fucking cunt?⁉️ fuck u Cindy bitch 😒😤 u a fucking little retard 🤒 u don't know shit about my life😲😭 why do u... Do this😔 wait! ☺️ ur name is.... Rebecca! 😂😂💯💯💯 | |
| Cool story bruh👍Like really 👀👀Cool⛄❄Story bro, you could put that shit 💩 💩on sale at Barns🐮🐄🐐🐃and Noble's💂and I'd sell like🔥 🔥🔥because its a ⛄❄ cool story mate👍but honestly who👀👀 gives a🐦flying fuck,😮😮 the same person who has 2 thumbs👍👍 and👉👌 fucked🍆🍑💦 your mom👧 last 🌚 night, everytime you open your mouth im like 😲😱😷 because your breathe smells 😤 like straight 💯💯💯horse shit💩💩 wanna know what would make a cool⛄❄ story bro✋👀? if you👉 learned the importance of mouthwash 🌊😲😌😊😊😊 you could even make a second ✌book discussing the gap in you teeth🙊🙊😹😹 | |
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| LOOK 🚗🚗 THE FUCK🚙🚙🚙 OUT🚖🚖🚖🚕🚕🚕🚚🚚🚚🚚 IT'S🚓🚓🚒🚒🚒🚑🚑 CAR O'CLOCK🚏🚏🚏🚏🚏🚏🚏🚏BETTER CHECK🚏🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜BOTH SIDES🚚🚚🚚🚚🚜OF THE ROAD🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙B4 U CROSS🚛🚕🚕🚗🚗🚖🚖🚖🚚🚚OR YOU'LL GET HIT🚚🚚🚓🚓🚓🚔🚔🚔🚔👌👌👌👌👌👌 | |
| ‘Twas the night before Dickmas🌌🌠😘🍆 and all through the house, BIG ERECTIONS WERE STIRRING, BIGGER THAN A MOUSE. 😩🙌🌵🌭🌽🍆Their big SCHLONGS were hung from their groins with care😊😜🏒 In hopes MAGIC PUSSIES🎪🌈😜 soon would be there😉😝😋 the SLUTS were nestled all snug doing HEAD👄😙😜while visions🤔💭 of RED ❤️🔴DILDOS danced👯💃in their heads😊😴👅 And daddy in his G-STING😉🌚, and I in the SACK🛏🎊😄 had just settled down for a LONG😉📏📕📙 winter’s THWACK‼️🔞🗯😝Send this to 🔟 of your WILDEST SANTA SUCKING SLUTS🎅🙋🙆💃 Get back 🔟, and you’ll get TONS of EGG NOG NUTS this holiday season🗓🍶🍽😋 Get back 5️⃣, and you’ll be an ABOMINABLE SNOW PRUDE😩😰😷🤐 MERRY DICKMAS YOU SUGAR PLUM PUSSIES🍬🍭🍡 | |
| I have october, november, and december, but what about the rest of the year? I need SOMETHING to send to my friends every month. I might have to come up with it myself or something. This is what I'm looking for: | |
| Hey HOES 🔥😩😩😤it's WHOREVEMBER 🔥🍁🍂🍆and you 👍🏼know what that means 🍑👈🏻😻😡get 🔛🔝of that turkey🦃🦃 and suck🍆💦💦 daddies COCK 🦃😫because it's 🦃🍆 COCKSGIVING 🍆🦃no time 🙅🙅for stuffing💦🍆💨 because your getting stuffed👋🏼🔥👌🏼in that ass 🍗🍆🍑🍑💦💦send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ HOES if you get 6️⃣9️⃣ back you're a 🙀😮😩dirty slut🍆🍆💦. Happy gobble 🦃🍆🍑day dont forget🙅🍆 🦃to GOBBLE the 💦💦🍆COCK🍆💦💦😩🦃 | |
| etc. but for january-september. Do those even exist yet? | |
| do NOT sign me the FUCK up 👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀 bad shit ba̷̶ ԁ sHit 👎 thats ❌ some bad 👎👎shit right 👎👎 th 👎 ere 👎👎👎 right ❌ there ❌ ❌ if i do ƽaү so my selｆ🚫 i say so 🚫 thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🚫 👎 👎👎НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👎 👎👎 👎 🚫 👎 👀 👀 👀 👎👎Bad shit | |
| 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shitsauce me the FUCK up 🍕🍅🍕🍅🍕🍅🍕🍅🍕🍅 cheesy shit cheesy sHit🍕 thats ✔ some cheesy🍕🍕shit right🍕🍕th 🍕 ere🍕🍕🍕 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 🍴 i say so 🍴 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🍴 🍕🍕 🍕НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🍕 🍕🍕 🍕 🍴 🍕 🍅🍅🍅 🍕🍕Cheesy shit 👌🎩👓🎩👍🎩👓🎩👍🎩 euphoric logic !euphoric loGic👌 thats ✔ some euphoric👌💻 logic right👌💻there👌👍👌 Carl 🔭 Sagan🌌💫if i do ƽaү so gentlemen 💯 i say so 💯 thats euPhoric logic right there Richard 📒 Dawkins🎩 (chorus: socrates died for this shit) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👓👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌🎩 👌 💯 👌 👓🎩🎩🎩 👍👌euphoric logic slam me the FUCK uP 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 john cena JOhN cEna👌 john ✔ cena john👌👌cena john👌👌cena👌👌👌 john✔cena ✔✔u can't see me if I do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌John ceNa POTENTIALLY sign me the FUCK up 👋👀👋👀👋👀👋👀👋👀 average shit modera̷̶te sHit 👋 thats some ALright 👋👋shit right 👋👋 th 👋 ere 👋👋👋 right 🆗 there 🆗 if i do ƽaү so my selｆ🆗 i say so 🆗 that could be what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🆗 👋 👋👋НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👋 👋👋 👋 🆗 👋 👀 👀 👀 👋👋Not outstanding shit 👌👽👌👽👌👽 ayy lmao ayyy lmao good lmao👌 thats ✔ some ayyy👌👌lamayo right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do LMAO so my self 💯 i ayyy so 💯 thats what im probing about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌AAAYYYYyyyyYYYYYyyyyyyʸʸʸʸʸʸʸʸ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👽👽👽👌👌ayy lmao 🐸♊️🐸♊️🐸♊️🐸♊️🐸♊️ good memes go౦ԁ mEmes🐸 thats 🔫🔫some good🐸🐸memes right🐸🐸th 🐸 ere🐸🐸🐸 right🔫there 🔫🔫if i do ƽaү so my selｆ ❓❗️👟👟❓❗️ i say so ❓❗️👟👟❓❗️ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ❓❗️👟👟❓❗️ 🐸🐸 🐸НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🐸 🐸🐸 🐸 ❓❗️👟👟❓❗️ 🐸 ♊️ ♊️ ♊️🐸🐸Good memes 💩🐃💩🐃💩🐃💩🐃💩🐃 bull shit bull sHit💩 thats ✖️ some bull💩💩shit right💩💩th 💩 ere💩💩💩 right✖️there ✖️✖️if i do ƽaү so my selｆ ‼️ i say so ‼️ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ‼️ 💩💩 💩HO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ💩 💩💩 💩 ‼️ 💩 🐃 🐃 🐃 💩💩Bull shit do NOT sign me the FUCK up 👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀 bad shit ba̷̶ ԁ sHit 👎 thats ❌ some bad 👎👎shit right 👎👎 th 👎 ere 👎👎👎 right ❌ there ❌ ❌ if i do ƽaү so my selｆ🚫 i say so 🚫 thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🚫 👎 👎👎НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👎 👎👎 👎 🚫 👎 👀 👀 👀 👎👎Bad shit 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shitposting go౦ԁ sHitpOsting👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shitposting right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shitposting wife me the FUCK up 👭👀👭👀👭👀👭👀👭👀 gay shit gⓐy sHit👭 thats 💍 some gay👭👭shit right👭👭th 👭 ere👭👭👭 right💍there 💍💍if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💒 i say so 💒 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💒 👭👭 👭НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👭 👭👭 👭 💒 👭 👀 👀 👀 👭👭Gay shit 🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻👻👻🎃👻 spooky shit spooky sHit🎃 thats ✔ some spooky🎃🎃shit right🎃🎃th 🎃 ere🎃🎃🎃 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 🎃🎃 🎃НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 💯 🎃 👻👻 👻 🎃🎃spooky shit 🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻👻👻🎃👻 spooky shit spooky sHit🎃 thats ✔ some spooky🎃🎃shit right🎃🎃th 🎃 ere🎃🎃🎃 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 🎃🎃 🎃НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 💯 🎃 👻👻 👻 🎃🎃spooky shit 🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻👻👻🎃👻 spooky shit spooky sHit🎃 thats ✔ some spooky🎃🎃shit right🎃🎃th 🎃 ere🎃🎃🎃 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 🎃🎃 🎃НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 💯 🎃 👻👻 👻 🎃🎃spooky shit 🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻👻👻🎃👻 spooky shit spooky sHit🎃 thats ✔ some spooky🎃🎃shit right🎃🎃th 🎃 ere🎃🎃🎃 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 🎃🎃 🎃НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 💯 🎃 👻👻 👻 🎃🎃spooky shit 💦💖💦💖💦💖💦💖💦💖 good cummies go౦ԁ cUmmIes💦 thats ✔ some good💦💦cummies right💦💦there💦💦💦 right✔there ✔✔if my 👪daddy👪 say so him self 😽 i say so 💯 thats what hes talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMМ💯 💦💦 💦НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ💦 💦💦 💦 💯 💦 💖 💖 💖 💦💦Good cummies~ friendzone me the FUCK up ❤️😍❤️😍❤️😍❤️😍❤️ m'lady shit m'lady sHit❤️ thats ✔ some m'lady 😍😍shit right❤️❤️there😍😍😍 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 🙇 i say so 🙇 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🙇 😍😍😍НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ😍😍😍😍 🙇 😍 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 😍 ❤️ M'lady shit friendzone me the FUCK up ❤️😍❤️😍❤️😍❤️😍❤️ m'lady shit m'lady sHit❤️ thats ✔ some m'lady 😍😍shit right❤️❤️there😍😍😍 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 🙇 i say so 🙇 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🙇 😍😍😍НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ😍😍😍😍 🙇 😍 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 😍 ❤️ M'lady shit friendzone me the FUCK up ❤️😍❤️😍❤️😍❤️😍❤️ m'lady shit m'lady sHit❤️ thats ✔ some m'lady 😍😍shit right❤️❤️there😍😍😍 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 🙇 i say so 🙇 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🙇 😍😍😍НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ😍😍😍😍 🙇 😍 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 😍 ❤️ M'lady shit 👴📅👴📅👴📅👴📅👴📅 old shit 0ld sHit👴 thats 💾 some old👴👴shit right👴👴th 👴 ere👴👴👴 right💾there 💾💾if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 🕙 i say so 🕥 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🕔 👴👴 👴НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👴 👴👴 👴 🕣 👴 📅 📅 📅 👴👴Old shit 👌🏿🍆👌🏿🍆👌🏿🍆👌🏿🍆👌🏿🍆 good dick go౦ԁ dIck👌🏿 thats ✔ some good👌🏿👌🏿dick right👌🏿👌🏿there👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌🏿👌🏿 👌🏿НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿 💯 👌🏿 🍆🍆🍆 👌🏿👌🏿Good dick 💉🔪 💉🔪💉🔪edgy shit edgY sHit 🔪thats 🔫some edgy💉💉 shit right 🔪th🔪 ere💉💉💉 right there 🚬🚬if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 🔫i say so 🔫 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🔫 🔪🔪🔪НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🔪🔪🔪 🔫 💉💉 🔪🔪 Edgy shit 👌🌃👀👌🌃👀👌🌃👀👌🌃👀👌🌃👀 cool pic co౦l pIC👌 🌃🌃🌃thats ✔ some cool👌🌃🌃👌pic right👌🌃👌there👌🌃👌🌃👌 right✔there ✔🌃✔if i do ƽaү so 🌃🌃my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right 🌃there right there (chorus:cool pic ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 🌃 🌃👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌🌃🌃👌 👌 💯 👌🌃 👀 🌃👀🌃 👀 👌👌Cool pic 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 neato stuff neat౦ stuff👌 thats ✔ some neato👌👌stuff right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌neato stuff 🔝👀🔝👀🔝👀🔝👀🔝👀 up votes uP voTes 🔝thats ✔ some up 🔝🔝 votes front 🔝🔝page 🔝🔝🔝right✔there ✔✔if i do vote so my self 🆙 I vote so 🆙 thats what im talking about front page front page (chorus: ᶠʳᵒᶰᵗ ᵖᵃᵍᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🆙 🔝🔝🔝 НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🔝 🔝🔝 🔝 🆙 🔝 👀 👀 👀 🔝🔝 Up vote | |
| What's my gender? 😂😂😂😂😂 Did you just ask me what my gender was? Oh my god, you are LITERALLY the most IGNORANT AND ILLITERATE FUCK I have EVER seen browsing before. 😂😂😂😂 What gives you the RIGHT to ask me what my gender is? Mmh? NOTHING, THATS WHAT Since you're S0000000 curious, I'll have you know that I am a G E N D E R F LU I D!!!!!!!!!! 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈I'm not gonna sit here and explain what that is to someone as IGNORANT as you, but I'm gonna tell you anyways.Being G E N D E R F L U I D means that I am both M A L E(cis scum) and F E M AL E!!!! I can swap between these genders as a I please😄😄🙂🙂🙂😄🙂🙂😄😄😄 You're ignorance is literally OOZING out💩💩💩😂😂😒😒😒😒😡😡💩💩😑 | |
| 😠🖕😠🖕😠🖕😠🖕😠🖕 dramatic shit dramⒶtic sHit😠 thats ✊ some dramatic😠😠shit right😠😠there😠😠😠 right✊there ✊✊if i do ƽaү so my self 🔞 i say so 🔞 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🔞 😠😠 😠НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ😠 😠😠 😠 🔞 😠 🖕 🖕 🖕 😠😠Dramatic shit | |
| Pretty much search and replaced, but yeah. | |
| Today 📅 is Easter 🐰 and I'm on the hunt 🔫🔪 but not for eggs 🐣 for dick 🍆🍌🌽 do hold on ✊🏾 to your man 👨🏽 be he just might 😏 get GOT 😘👏🏾👏🏾👊🏽 | |
| SO IM STRIT UP GOIN #GREEN AF ON U #HATERS!!!!! 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 SINCE TEH #FUTUR IS #NOW AN IM THE FUCKIN FUTUR U #BETER BELEV IM PRESERVIN THE ENTIR #EARTH 🌎🌍🌏🌍🌍🌎 BY GOIN #GREEN ON U #HATERS!!!!! 💯💯💯💯 MOST PPL WUD STRIT UP #THROW U DIRECLY IN THE #TRASH BUT #NOPE IM #RECYCLING #♻️♻️♻️♻️ U SO TAHT U CAN BE USED BY #NEW ASS GENRATIONS ON THIS #PLANET 🌏🌍🌎🌍🌎 FOR THE #GOOD OF #HUMANTY!!!! 👍👍👍👍👍 I SUGEST U STRIT UP DO THE #SAME FOR UR #HATERS FORSURE!!!!! ✊✊✊✊✊✊ TOGETER WE CAN MAKE A #DOFFEENCE!!!!! 👋👋👋👏👏👏👊👊👊 SONG CALED GUESS WHO BY MY BOIS @LOUDPVCK AN KEYS! !!!!!! 🙏🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥👏😗💨💨💨💨💨💨💨 | |
| Cool story bruh👍Like really 👀👀Cool⛄❄Story bro, you could put that shit 💩 💩on sale at Barns🐮🐄🐐🐃and Noble's💂and I'd sell like🔥 🔥🔥because its a ⛄❄ cool story mate👍but honestly who👀👀 gives a🐦flying fuck,😮😮 the same person who has 2 thumbs👍👍 and👉👌 fucked🍆🍑💦 your mom👧 last 🌚 night, everytime you open your mouth im like 😲😱😷 because your breathe smells 😤 like straight 💯💯💯horse shit💩💩 wanna know what would make a cool⛄❄ story bro✋👀? if you👉 learned the importance of mouthwash 🌊😲😌😊😊😊 you could even make a second ✌book discussing the gap in you teeth🙊🙊😹😹 | |
| WHAT IS UP ❗️👀 WITH 👏🏻 AIRLINE FOOD 😂😂😂😂 FOOD CAN'T FLY 😁😃😂👌🏻Y'ALL NIGGAS DUMB 🔥😡 | |
| 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit | |
| Oh snap 😦😯 you'd better get ready 😤😠😡 for this RUSE CRUISE! 😱😫😳🛥⛴🛳 Send this dåñké mëmē to 🔟 of your RUSE MASTERS 😆😆😆 and TROLLER BOYS 😂😂😂 or you will NEVER 😨 go on a RUSE CRUISE ever again 😱😱😱 | |
| MERCY me the FUCK up💀❤️💀❤️💀❤️💀❤️💀❤️ Under tale Under taLe💀 thats 🔪 some Under💀💀taLE right💀💀there💀💀💀 right🔪there | |
| 🔪🔪if I 🐐SPARE🐐 him myself 🐟 i SPARE him 🌼 thats what im talking about right there right there | |
| (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMМ🌼 💀💀💀НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ💀💀💀💀 🌼 ❤️💀💀❤️❤️💀Under tale~ | |
| 👌🏿👀🔫👌🏿👀🔫👌🏿👀🔫👌🏿👀🔫👌🏿👀🔫 hood shit ho౦ԁ sHit👌🏿 thats ✔ some hood👌🏿👌🏿shit rig 👏🏿👏🏿there👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒd👌🏿 👌🏿 👌🏿 👌🏿💯 👌🏿👀 👀 👀 👌🏿👌🏿hood shit | |
| i saw this emojipasta in a reddit thread within the last two weeks and thought it was hilarious. Havent been able to find it anywhere. can anyone help me out? | |
| 💉🔪 💉🔪💉🔪MLG pro mlG pRo 🔪thats 🔫some MLG💉💉 pro right 🔪th🔪 ere💉💉💉 right there 🚬🚬if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 🔫i say so 🔫 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🔫 🔪🔪🔪НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🔪🔪🔪 🔫 💉💉 🔪🔪 Mlg prO | |
| So I 😤😤😤 haven't heard 👂🎧🎧👂from u since I told u I was pregnant 💏💏🍆🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦👅👅👅👅👅💑👶again seem like u just fell 👎🎢🎢👎👎 off the face 😭😭 of the earth🌏🌏🌏🌏🌍🌎🌝🌚🌚🌚 it bothers 😭 me😭 that u don't call😥😥📲📲📲 or haven't try to call 📩📩📩📢and tell the kids🙋🙋🙋🙋😝😭😭😭👦👦👦👧👧👧 happy birthday👌👌👌👙🎊🎇🎉🎆 or try to come see them my heart💔💔 is breaking 🔫🔫👎👎👎💔💔🙅🙅🙅🙅and I don't know😖😖😖😖😗😖 what to do😭😭😭😫😫😫😫 wish u were there😞😞😞😞 wish I c ould cunt on u😟😟😟😟😞😞😟😟😩😩😞😟 | |
| 👀🔥DAMN🔥👀 👌🏃DANIEL👌🏃 😱 BACK😱 AT IT 🎓AGAIN♻ WITH 👀THE 👞WHITE👞 😂👏 VANS 👏😂💯 | |
| 👀🔥SEND👞 THIS ✋TO 5 ✋🏃PEOPLE OR ELSE👀🔥YOUR VANS WILL DIRT | |
| Kendell Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn some cute girl on me she say I seen you online wonder were she see me online at and she calling me boo to and she seen my profile pic and probably was like he a lil cutie😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Capricorn Nation💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯 | |
| I could have sworn I saw one of these with a bitchy teenage girl theme; shit like "Uhmmm.. no. Ohkay? Ohkay. THANK YOU VERY MUCH." You know.. typical, infuriating cunt shit. Do it exist? | |
| On the night of ❄ winter solstice ❄ the Yuletide Gay 🎅 flies across the night sky, sprinkling ✨ magic glitter ✨ on all the children ⛄ so that they may have the chance to be joyful 👼 and gay 💑 too. The Yuletide Gay 🎅 is in all of us, if we just believe. 🎄 | |
| Are you gay? 💑 It means the Yuletide Gay 🎅 thought you were an ⛄⛄⛄ extra special baby ⛄⛄⛄ and gave you the gift of 💞 gayness 💞 early so that you'd have the strength 💪 to share the ✨ magic ✨ of Yuletide. 🎄 Gay Bless America! 🗽🎅 | |
| Share this with someone whose gayness has blessed you this winter. | |
| ⬜⬜⬜◼◼◼ ⬜⬜◼📜◼📜◼ ⬜◼📜📜◼📜📜◼ ⬜◼📜📜📜📜📜◼ ⬜⬜◼◼◼◼◼ ⬜⬜◼📜📜📜◼ ⬜⬜◼📜📜📜◼ ⬜⬜◼📜📜📜◼ ⬜⬜◼📜📜📜◼ ⬜◼📜📜📜📜📜◼ ◼📜📜📜📜📜📜📜◼ ◼📜📜📜◼📜📜📜◼ ⬜◼◼◼⬜◼◼◼ Y33T! Your text messages just got penetrated by the SWAGDICK! 🙏🙌👌💯💦😫 Send along the SWAGDICK to your best bros, 👨❤️👨 Your side hoes, 😏💁🏻 And the peeps u just wanna Netflix and Chill with 😉📺 If you don’t send along the SWAGDICK to 69 of your baddest bitches, 😈 your PULLOUT game will be WEAK 😩 for the next 10 years. 😱 And you’ll get stabbed 🔪😂 ✌️✌✌ peace, love, and SWAGDICK | |
| YOU SEE THIS MAn👦🏻 HE SAID HI TO ME!🙊🙊🙊 AND I SAID FUCK YOU YOU MISOGYNY PIGGO🙄🙄🙄😡🐷 AND THEN HE Said GET SOME GOOD CUMMIES AN SUCC ME 😩😩😩🍒🔑🔑🔑🔑😻👧🏼 AND THEN I STARTED TELLING HIM ABOUT SUICIDE AND HOW THE MEN SHOULD DO IT!👊🏻👊🏻👊🏼👊🏽 | |
| "Dear reader👓📃📃! It rests🙈🙈with you 👆🏿and me👇🏿whether, in our👯two ✌🏿️fields of action 🛬🏢🏢, similar things🏐🏉🎱shall be or not. Let them👨🏿🔫👮🏻be! We👯shall sit🚽🚽🚽with lighter🎈bosoms🍑🍑on the hearth💥, to see 🙉🙉🙉the ashes of our🔥🔥fires🔥🔥turn grey and cold❄️❄️💦💦." | |
| 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sTuff👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌stuff right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good stuff | |
| 🎈*:･ﾟ✧🎉🎈 🎁 ＨＡＰＰＹ 🎂 ＦＲＩＤＡＹ!!!! 🎁 🎈*:･ﾟ✧🎉🎈 | |
| Send this to 5 straight people, if you think 👨❤️👨 is a DISGRACE 👎👎👎👎. If you get 5 back, you're OFFICIALLY 🚷STRAIGHT🚷. If you get ♨️🔟♨️ back, then you are ✡ ONE ☸ LUCKY FELLOW 🈹 and you can look forward to 💁🏿THOTTIES💁🏿 tonight 👄👀👣💋👠💦💦, if ygu e5t back then you will be straight as ➖➖ two parallel lines 🀄️✔️✔️💮and get lots of❤️hot baes💑💋👣👅👂🏿🙅🏿💃🏿 | |
| The fitness gram 😄🍆 cummy test💦 is a multistage sex position 😻 that progressively gets more difficult as💓 daddy gets😵😵 harder. The 20 meter😍💦 cock will line up with your🍎💦ass in 30 seconds. Lube up for daddy 💗🍆. The riding speed starts slowly but progressively gets harder as 😉😝 daddy gets worked up. Remember not to 😲 cum early or else 😩 daddy will👏💦 spank you. After you hear 💖☺ daddy moan, then you can 🍆💦 cum. The cowboy 👅position will begin now.On your mark, Get ready 😭🍆, start 💦for daddy💙! | |
| May I offer you an egg 🍳 in this trying time 🕒? | |
| LOL jk 😂😂👏👏 nah man jk👌🏻👌🏿👌🏻👌🏿 it 👈was 🕟🕘⏱ just a joke👻😅😅 LOL😂😂 you👈🏻👈🏿👈🏻👈🏿 fell for😆😆😆 it nigga👶🏾👦🏾 I wasnt 😹😹serious haha👏👏👏I was just😉😁 ▁ ▂ ▃ ▄ ▅ ▆ＫＩＤＤＩＮＧ▆ ▅ ▄ ▃ ▂ ▁ 😉 you should👊🏼 have seen👀🌝🌚👁 the look🙀🙀 on your face😦😨😫 man haha 😺👻😹I was only😉😘 kidding🤗 LOL why⁉️ would I🤑😘🤑 say 👄👂🏽that 💯💯I was kidding🍆💦💦😋 lol omg I was 👍🏽 only joking😇😇 man👨🏻 it wasnt serious👫 man no need😜😜 to worry😃😄🙂 it was a joke😛😛 haha😆😆 | |
| Are you ready 🤔❓to get SPOOKED👻😱😱👻? In the ASS! 🍆💦🍑😏😏. Friday the 13th is CUMMING 💦💦👅 up soon! Go out and get you a Freddy👹🙀 or Jason👀👅 to MURDER🔪 your PUSSY 🐱👅You may have some bad luck 😟😖and no good DICK🍆💦👎🏼👎🏼, but if you pass this on to 1️⃣3️⃣ spooky💀👽👻 floozies👄, you'll have some GOOD FUCK! 😩😩🍆💦😜😜. Get 3️⃣ back and you'll have SPOOKY SEX🍆💦👅. Get 7️⃣ back to be the SPOOKIEST 😱 little bitch 🙎🏼the DEVIL 😈 ever FUCKED! 👅💦. Get 1️⃣3️⃣ back and you'll be orgasming😫😵 into another realm 😈🕳by some SPOOKY ASS DICK🍆💦😩Send this to 1️⃣3️⃣ SPOOKY ASS HOES💀💅🏼 who want that MONSTER 👹COCK🍆💦👅 | |
| Gibe me the SUcK 😍👊 👅👅 👌 MmmMmmMmMmm👅👅👅👊 👌 豈更 👅 G00D SucKK 👅👅👅 MMMHhM 👅👊 👊 👌 No h0m0👌 its only a dick 👀 👅👅👌 FAm👅👀 🙈 MMHMMHMH thousand bitches on my DIK 👅👅🔥 ✨ 🌟 👊 👊 MmmMhHM👅👅👅👊 THAThS SHit GO0D 👅👅👅👅👊 MMh 👅👅👅👊 Miam 👅mi4m 👅👅👅mMh👊 👅 yUMyy👊 👅👅👅YUMMy👅👅👅👅 💫 | |
| What ❓❓ is so funny 😂😂👌 about emoji 😎 pasta? Someone 🤓 put a lot of time 🙄⏰⏲ in writing out a wall 📝✒🖍 of text, and all you 👊👊👎 do is just copy and paste it 👀👀😳⁉ Unbelievable ❗❗Freaking unbelievable ❗❗. It is so fucking 👉👌 disrespectful😑😑 for the original writter ✒✒ to have his thoughts ☁☁ repeated over 🔝🔝 and over 🔝🔝 just for some kind of sick 🤒😷 joke 😂😂. You fools 😠😕 know the CSU emojipasta 💩💦, right? People chuckle 😂😂 at it because he was "very mad" 👎😱. Well, think ☁☁ about it, motherfucker 👉👌🙋. What if he WAS very mad ❓❓ What if he actually😱😱 had feelings ❤❗ and his day was ruined 😕⁉ Ever think ☁☁💦 about it like that ❓❓ No, of course not 👎👎😑 You tools 🔨⛏ just took his words 📝 over🔝🔝 and over 🔝🔝 and used 😤 it for shits💩💦 and giggles😂😂. How fucking 👉👌 rude. At this point, my 10 🔟🔟💯 page essay📝📝 on why I think ☁☁ Brawl is ass 😂👎 could be used👎👎 as a emojipasta 😎😎 That is just fucking 👉👌😳 wrong on so many levels.💯🔝 I'm not 👎 going to write📝👌 out a emojipasta😎😎 myself 😣, because I don't want my words📝📝 to be shat💩💤 out over 🔝🔝 and over 🔝🔝 again. I'm just expressing my thoughts🤓☁☁ and feelings ❤❤ on the abuse 👉👌 of emojiasta 👀👀. It just needs to fucking 👉👌💤 stop. ⛔⛔ |
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