Dan-Q

<?php
define('PODCAST_TAG', 'dancast');
define('PODCAST_DEFAULT_IMAGE', 'https://danq.me/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/podcast-art.jpg');
define('PODCAST_SUMMARY', "A podcast nobody asked for about things only Dan cares about. A spin-off of the blog of Dan Q, who's been making random stuff on the Internet since the 1990s.");
define('PODCAST_URL', 'https://danq.me/tag/dancast/');
define('PODCAST_TITLE', 'Dan Q - The Podcast');

/**
 * If the 'podcast_link' postmeta is filled, advertise it appropriately in RSS:
 */

Dan-Q

// ==UserScript==
// @name        WCCOM Production Highlight
// @namespace   prodhighlight.wccom.danq.me
// @match       https://woocommerce.com/*
// @grant       GM_addStyle
// @version     1.0
// @author      Dan Q
// @description Don't break production WCCOM, Dan! Remind yourself when you're on it with a highlight.
// ==/UserScript==

Dan-Q

#!/usr/bin/env ruby
# rubocop:disable Security/Open
#
# Version History
# 1.0.0 - Initial version

# Constants
SHOWCASE_ROOT = 'https://woocommerce.com/showcase/'
SHOWCASE_LIST_PAGE = 'https://woocommerce.com/showcase/page/%d/'
PROGRESSBAR_FORMAT = '%t | %B | %e'

Dan-Q

<?php
/**
 * Given an array of points, returns the convex hull over those points.
 */
function convex_hull_over( array $points ): array {
  $cross = function($o, $a, $b) {
    return ($a[0] - $o[0]) * ($b[1] - $o[1]) - ($a[1] - $o[1]) * ($b[0] - $o[0]);
  };

  $pointCount = count($points);

Dan-Q

// ==UserScript==
// @name        WooCom Component Enumerator
// @namespace   woo.com.danq.me
// @match       https://woo.com/*
// @match       https://woocommerce.test/*
// @grant       none
// @version     1.0
// @author      -
// @description Lists detected WooCom PHP/React components in the console.log as-you-browse.
// ==/UserScript==

Dan-Q

SITE = 'https://danq.me/';
NEW_SIZE = 234;

me = document.querySelector(`a[href="${SITE}"]`).closest('li');
before = me.querySelector('.before');
after = me.querySelector('.after');
i = parseInt(after.innerText);
ticker = function(){
  i += (i > NEW_SIZE ? -1 : 1);
  before.style.setProperty('--data-size', i);

Dan-Q

<?php
/**
 * Footnotes
 */
function footnote($atts, $content = '') {
  global $footnote_number, $footnote_contents;

  $footnote_number ??= 0;
  $footnote_contents ??= [];
  $footnote_number++;

Dan-Q

# Foundry + Nginx install script for Debian 12
# --------------------------------------------

# Perequisites:
# - unzip   - used to decompress Foundry once downloaded
# - nodejs  - required to run Foundry
# - nvm     - used to install pm2
# - ufw     - firewall: used to ensure that connections can only be made to Foundry via Nginx, among other benefits
# - nginx   - provides HTTPS frontend to Foundry
# - certbot - gets free SSL certificate, used by Nginx

Dan-Q

// ==UserScript==
// @name        Download JSON cachelogs
// @namespace   dllogs.geocaching.danq.me
// @match       https://www.geocaching.com/geocache/*
// @grant       GM_registerMenuCommand
// @version     1.0
// @author      Dan Q
// @description Download all logs against a particular Geocaching.com geocache as a JSON file
// ==/UserScript==

Dan-Q

10 REM WEREWOLVES AND WANDERER
20 GOSUB 2600:REM INTIALISE
30 GOSUB 160
40 IF RO<>11 THEN 30
50 PEN 1:SOUND 5,100:PRINT:PRINT "YOU'VE DONE IT!!!":GOSUB 3520:SOUND 5,80:PRINT "THAT WAS THE EXIT FROM THE CASTLE!":SOUND 5,200
60 GOSUB 3520
70 PRINT:PRINT "YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED, ";N$;"!":SOUND 5,100
80 PRINT:PRINT "YOU MANAGED TO GET OUT OF THE CASTLE"
90 GOSUB 3520
100 PRINT:PRINT "WELL DONE!"