Lies to other code on the page about the current date/time

Date.js

Date = function(Date){
	var fakeDate = 1475852400000; // Fri Oct 07 2016 10:00:00 GMT-0500 (CDT)

	var bind = Function.bind;
	var unbind = bind.bind(bind);

	function NewDate(){
		if(arguments.length === 0)
			arguments = [fakeDate];
		return new (unbind(Date, null).apply(null, arguments));
	}

	NewDate.prototype = Date.prototype;

	var names = Object.getOwnPropertyNames(Date);
	for(var i = 0; i < names.length; i++){
		if(names[i] in NewDate) continue;
		var desc = Object.getOwnPropertyDescriptor(Date, names[i]);
		Object.defineProperty(NewDate, names[i], desc);
	}

	return NewDate;
}(Date);