stopthat.bat

@Echo off
title Windows Update Service Manager (aka turn that shit off)
cls

goto welcome_screen

:welcome_screen
cls
echo ______                          __    __                __      
echo/\__  _\                        /\ \__/\ \              /\ \__   
echo\/_/\ \/ __  __  _ __    ___    \ \ ,_\ \ \___      __  \ \ ,_\  
echo   \ \ \/\ \/\ \/\`'__\/' _ `\   \ \ \/\ \  _ `\  /'__`\ \ \ \/  
echo    \ \ \ \ \_\ \ \ \/ /\ \/\ \   \ \ \_\ \ \ \ \/\ \L\.\_\ \ \_ 
echo     \ \_\ \____/\ \_\ \ \_\ \_\   \ \__\\ \_\ \_\ \__/.\_\\ \__\
echo      \/_/\/___/  \/_/  \/_/\/_/    \/__/ \/_/\/_/\/__/\/_/ \/__/
echo .                                                                 
echo .                                                                 
echo       __          __                   ___    ___  
echo      /\ \      __/\ \__              /'___\ /'___\ 
echo   ____\ \ \___ /\_\ \ ,_\        ___ /\ \__//\ \__/ 
echo  /',__\\ \  _ `\/\ \ \ \/       / __`\ \ ,__\ \ ,__\
echo /\__, `\\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \_     /\ \L\ \ \ \_/\ \ \_/
echo \/\____/ \ \_\ \_\ \_\ \__\    \ \____/\ \_\  \ \_\ 
echo \/___/   \/_/\/_/\/_/\/__/     \/___/  \/_/   \/_/ 

goto turn_off_update_service

:turn_off_update_service
echo .
echo ===================================================================
echo Turning this shit off...

net stop wuauserv

if errorlevel 1 (
    echo Cant turn this shit off :(, try again
    echo .
    pause
    goto :welcome_screen
) else (
    echo Whoop whoop, no more slow internet.
    pause
    exit
)