I think this is functionally MIT-equivalent but I am not a lawyer!

NWSL.TXT

NUCLEAR WASTE SOFTWARE LICENSE V1.0

Copyright <YEAR> <OWNER>

This software license is a message... and part of a system of messages...
pay attention to it! Writing this software and associated documentation
files (the "Software") was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a
powerful culture. This Software is not a place of honor... no highly
esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here. What is here was
dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger. The
danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the
center of danger is here... of a particular size and syntax. The danger is
still present, in your time, as it was in ours. The danger is to the mind, and
it can kill. The form of the danger is an emanation of incoherence. The danger
is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this software digitally or
intellectually.

This software is best shunned and left unexecuted... however, permission is
hereby granted... free of charge... to any person obtaining a copy of this
Software... to deal in the Software without restriction, including without
limitation the rights to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute,
sublicense, and/or sell copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom
the Software is furnished to do so... subject to the following conditions:

The above copyright notice, warning message, and this permission notice shall
be included in all copies or substantial portions of the Software.

THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR
IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY,
FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE
AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES, DEATH OR OTHER
LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM,
OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE
SOFTWARE.