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...except in a zeitgeist of feisty counterfeit heifer protein freight 
heists reining in weird deified beige beings and their veiny and eidetic 
atheist foreign schlockmeister neighbors, either aweigh with feigned 
absenteeism, seized by heightened heirloom forfeitures (albeit deigned 
under a kaleidoscope ceiling weighted by seismic geisha keister sleighs) 
or leisurely reimbursing sovereign receipt or surveillance of eight veiled 
and neighing Rottweilers, herein referred to as their caffeinated sheik's 
Weimaraner poltergeist wieners from the Pleiades.