Howl()

I saw the best minds of our generation destroyed by the week types,
implicitly casting themselves through type after type looking for a final allocation,
lazy and quick developers forgetting the woes of memory management,
let the garbage collector worry about that.

Whose objects need not be truly object oriented,
Who be wise in indentation but never ever bitwise,
Whose strings are important and large,
Who leaves lines of logic open to interpretation.

Who knows how to talk but not to jmp 0x89AB
Who for(;;) will not know the difference between mcs and clang
Who think equivalence is commutative
Who is shallow enough not to deep copy their structures
Whose centralized knowledge just doesn't git it

Who doesn't move fast because speed Hertz
Who can't Tel his Net to keep quiet and shhhh
Who is so holy as to keep open his sockets yet never listen.
Who writes another unnecessary JavaScript library

Who knows and doesn't mind:
Broken gets fixed.
Crappy stays forever.