BitchX slaps.

gistfile1.tcl

alias slaps {
echo $G Usage: /slapx [nick]
echo $G <slap > - slaps around a bit with a substantially large Brown
Cow...
echo $G <slap2> - slaps with a 1kg unix manual....
echo $G <slap3> - slaps around a bit with a large mIRC user
echo $G i want more good slaps! email/msg them to me =)
}

alias slap {
 if ([$0]) {
 if (isonline($0)) {
/me slaps $0 around a bit with a substantially large Brown Cow...
} else {
echo $G $0 Is Not Online!
}} else {
echo $G Usage: /slap [nick]
}}

alias slap2 {
 if ([$0]) {
 if (isonline($0)) {
/me slaps $0 with a 1kg unix manual....
} else {
echo $G $0 Is Not Online!
}} else {
echo $G Usage: /slap2 [nick]
}}

alias slap3 {
 if ([$0]) {
 if (isonline($0)) {
/me slaps $0 around a bit with a large mIRC user
} else {
echo $G $0 Is Not Online!
}} else {
echo $G Usage: /slap3 [nick]
}}