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document.querySelector('.h').addEventListener('click',function i(I,m,c,l,v){v=new SpeechSynthesisUtterance();v.voice=speechSynthesis.getVoices()[10],v.lang='en-GB';return l='length',c=',',m=Math.random,I={a:'tossing,bloody,shitting,wanking,stinky,raging,dementing,dumb,dipping,fucking,dipping,holy,maiming,cocking,ranting,twunting,hairy,spunking,flipping,slapping,sodding,blooming,frigging,sponglicking,guzzling,glistering,cock wielding,failed,artist formally known as,unborn,pulsating,naked,throbbing,lonely,failed,stale,spastic,senile,strangely shaped,virgin,bottled,twin-headed,fat,gigantic,sticky,prodigal,bald,bearded,horse-loving,spotty,spitting,dandy,fritzl-admiring,friend of a,indeterminable,overrated,fingerlicking,diaper-wearing,leg-humping,gold-digging,mong loving,trout-faced,cunt rotting,flip-flopping,rotting,inbred,badly drawn,undead,annoying,whoring,leaking,dripping,racist,slutty,cross-eyed,irrelevant,mental,rotating,scurvy looking,rambling,gag sacking,cunting,wrinkled old,dried out,sodding,funky,silly,unhuman,bloated,wanktastic,bum-banging,cockmunching,animal-fondling,stillborn,scruffy-looking,hard-rubbing,rectal,glorious,eye-less,constipated,bastardized,utter,hitler\'s personal,irredeemable,complete,enormous,go suck a,fuckfaced,broadfaced,titless,son of a,demonizing,pigfaced,treacherous,retarded'.split(c),b:'cock,tit,cunt,wank,piss,crap,shit,arse,sperm,nipple,anus,colon,shaft,dick,poop,semen,slut,suck,earwax,fart,scrotum,cock-tip,tea-bag,jizz,cockstorm,bunghole,food trough,bum,butt,shitface,ass,nut,ginger,llama,tramp,fudge,vomit,cum,lard,puke,sphincter,nerf,turd,cocksplurt,cockthistle,dickwhistle,gloryhole,gaylord,spazz,nutsack,fuck,spunk,shitshark,shitehawk,fuckwit,dipstick,asswad,chesticle,clusterfuck,douchewaffle,retard'.split(c),c:'force,bottom,hole,goatse,testicle,balls,bucket,biscuit,stain,boy,flaps,erection,mange,twat,twunt,mong,spack,diarrhea,sod,excrement,faggot,pirate,asswipe,sock,sack,barrel,head,zombie,alien,minge,candle,torch,pipe,bint,jockey,udder,pig,dog,cockroach,worm,MILF,sample,infidel,spunk-bubble,stack,handle,badger,wagon,bandit,lord,bogle,bollock,tranny,knob,nugget,king,hole,kid,trailer,lorry,whale,rag,foot'.split(c),d:'licker,raper,lover,shiner,blender,fucker,assjacker,butler,packer,rider,wanker,sucker,felcher,wiper,experiment,wiper,bender,dictator,basher,piper,slapper,fondler,plonker,bastard,handler,herder,fan,amputee,extractor,professor,graduate,voyeur'.split(c),e:[['a','b','c'],['a','b','d'],['b','c'],['b','d']]},speechSynthesis.speak(v,v.text=document.querySelector('.i').innerHTML=I.e[m()*I.e[l]>>0].map(function(k){return I[k][m()*I[k][l]>>0]}).join(' ')),i}())
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