amici miei atto II sub eng

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YESTERDAY
- Have a nice journey, sir!
(SLAP) > : Ouch!

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< Help!
- Funny...

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Hold on! That one is mine!

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He's crazy!

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But dad!

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Are you always leaving?
I always find him around.

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Guys, the train to Empoli
is leaving from platform three.

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- to platform three!
- Come, professor.

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- Here you are.
- Thanks.

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- What's going on?
- Oh, God!

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No, look, you cannot park
here in the graveyard

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- <i>sbiliguda</i>
premature <i>supercazzola</i>. - Uh?

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- I mean, premature
<i>supercazzola</i>. - I don't understand.

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- With unchapeling to the right
- Ah, the chapels!

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They're there, on the right.
But you can't park here.

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I mean, an eye of privilege,
as if it were <i>antani</i> for you.

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- Tomb inspector.
- Inspector, what are you talking about?

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- Inspector... - Inspector?!
- ... with will-o'-the-wisps.

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- And how long are you staying?
- Fiftain or seven. - Ah....

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In the meanwhile, trinity
confraternity quick wipe

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Ah, a quick wipe...

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- Good morning.
- Good morning.

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- How much for the yellow ones?
- one thousand five hundred.

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- one thousand five hundred?
- Yes! - And these,..

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..this bunch of daisies?
- one thousand.

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- one thousand liras, gosh!
- Eh, we can't make it less.

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And those lilies,
how much are twelve?

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- Six thousand.
- Fuck you!

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Shit!

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< Hey, Sassaroli, come out!

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Professor, don't be a fool.

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You are a fool!

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- Melandri, I was not saying that to you
- But I were

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Didn't you have to sell
encyclopedias in the countryside today?

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sure, to the chicken

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Didn't you have a report in Lucca?

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He's also here, isn't he?

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He called me, he said:
"What are you up to today?" And I said: "Nothing".

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He answered: "That's ok,
I also got a Caesarean".

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Oh, Mascetti.

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Ah!

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I was passing by

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Uhm.

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Guys, why do we have
to feel ashamed?

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To remember the anniversary
of a friend is not...

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..a crime. In fact, I say
the opposite. Who is not here today,..

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..and I don't name names, but I'm
telling him when I see him,

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..has a cuckold dad, and as a consequence
a slutty mom. < Oh!

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You shouldn't offend mom and dad,
they also live here

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..and could hear you.
We should come more often.

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If you expect his wife
and his son to come...

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- This is not a tomb. 
it's a pigsty. - Here.

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Take that.

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[And here we are,
like four fools,..]

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[..but with this friendship that lasts
since a long time ago, even after death,..]

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[..and despite all the differences
between us.]

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[Professor Sassaroli,
renowned clinician and famous surgeon.]

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[Rambaldo Melandri,
architect of the municipality, not elected,..]

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[..but for a handful of votes,
to the councillorship for public works.]

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[Guido Necchi, owner of the 
restaurant bar of the same name.]

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[and myself, Count Raffaello
Mascetti, whom I don't even know..]

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[..how to define. All united
by unspoken rules:]

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[..the right to make fun of each other
the wish for laughter,..]

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[..for having fun, and the difficult taste
for not taking ourselves ever seriously.]

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- Look, what a nice widower!
- I'm going.

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- No, why you? I'm going.
- no, we toss for it!

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No, I've seen him first.
He's mine.

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[<i>to his adored Adelina, the inconsolable Paolo</i>]

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Excuse me, do we know each other?

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You don't, but I do. Adelina
often told me about you, Paolo.

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Are you a relative from Crotone?

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Way more than a relative

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Adelina really loved you, you know?

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Excuse me, but you...
Who are you?

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The name doesn't matter.
Now, before death..

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..we have only understanding
and forgiveness. We both..

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..loved her,
and she loved us both.

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< Me, more physically,
more carnally.

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You more in a spiritual sense, Paolo.

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What are you saying?

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You were....

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Adelina was....

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- That's why my sorrow is like yours.
- Is that possible?

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We are brothers in sorrow, Paolo.

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(crying) No, it's impossible.

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Adelina,
Adelina, you did that!

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- But where? When?
- When?

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- It seems to me that I always loved her
- It was..

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..when I went to that electrical
engineering course in Germany, wasn't it?

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You should never go to Germany, Paolo.

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< But let me hug you, Paolo.

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< I wish only one thing:
to become your friend,..

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..and to get old next to you,..

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..remembering our beloved Adelina,

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..incomparable wife and lover!

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Incomparable?

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Incomparable slut!
Slut! Bitch!

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I don't allow you to insult
my Adelina!

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What are you talking about?
You pig! She's not yours!

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< This is not a civilized reaction.
- I kill you!

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Stop that!

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- Hey, you disturb the sleep
of our poor dead! -Shame on you!

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Shame my balls!
I would like to see you in my place!

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This slut, ugly bitch! Thief!

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Take that, slut! Fuck you.
I'm going away.

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I don't harbour bitterness, Paolo.

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- Take that!
< I forgive you.

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- Do you want him to come back?
- if it wasn't for us,..

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..he would have butted you.
- That's because I did it well.

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- You did too much.
- Too explicit, obnoxious.

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- It's a style.
- I preferred Perozzi,..

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..he was finer, more delicate

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usually, all ended with a hug.

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< Eh... he was unique.

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In funerals, deaths, burials,
he was a master.

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Do you remember when he made
the baker's wife die?

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to fuck her better.

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< Perozzi was great.

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< It was around 1966, I think.
More or less.

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[At that time Perozzi
was already news editor.]

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- Good morning.
- Good morning, mr Perozzi.

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- Tomorrow you're on strike
- Am I?

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- Yes, it's written here.
- thank god.

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[He got out of the newspaper's 
at the time when bakers opened.]

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- Giorgio?
> Yes?.

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- What are you doing?
> Here I am.

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- Guess who's there.
- What did the Pope do?

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Let's go, we'll read the newspaper afterwards.

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[then, when he had finished
with the wife..]

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[..he went to the husband
with whom..]

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[..he liked to have a funny relationship.]

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Do you have croissants, Antonio?

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< I always have them, mister Perozzi,
still warm.

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Indeed, still warm
ready made.

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I will take two more
for my wife, please.

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I take them from here,
  straight out of the oven.

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You stayed till dawn even today,
mr Perozzi?

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- He must be really tired
- Oh, especially in the lower back.

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But I'm already used to it.
If I went home earlier

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..it would seem to me that
I'm losing out on the best part.

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- Here you are, mr Perozzi
Thank you.

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- Here you are, mr Antonio.
- Have a nice day!

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[I told him.
be careful, Perozzino, listen to me,..]

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[..I am competent, an authority
on the matter..]

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[..and your wife is not like mine.
Yours is a beast.]

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Good morning, family.
Hi, Laura. Hi, Luciano.

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Oh, what a long night, guys!
Back in the days at 22:30 the town..

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..went to bed. The news were done
and good night.

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Now everybody is awake,
    going out to destroy stuff

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One robs, one snatches, one puts 
himself on fire, one drugs himself,
another one kills himself...

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News come a mile a minute
And then compose, recompose...

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..make titles, remake them...
lay out, do it again...

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You know how it goes,
    the day comes.

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Where?

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At the newspaper. Where else?

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I called the newspaper tonight

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..Luciano had a sore throat
and I wanted you to go to the pharmacy

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- And you were already gone.
-Ah! Poor little Luciano!

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- I'm sorry. Say "ah" to dad.
- I already said that to mommy!

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I said that 
you were gone already

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Eh, it's possible.
Strange. What time?

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At three.
And it's seven!

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Seven? No, no,
it's quarter to seven.

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It's seven!

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- Go on. Look, it's quarter to seven
- Seven o'clock!

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Laura, do we want to make a
tragedy for a quarter of an hour?

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it's not a quarter of an hour
it's years,..

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..the best years of my life
that you stole from me.

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What did I do?
I even passed by to buy you croissants..

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- The croissants as well,..

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..ugly pig! You swore three times
that you were done with her..

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..that it was over. Pig,
you and her too!

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May she die in an accident!

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Don't send accidents
'cause yours come. And then you regret that

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May she die of
an accident immediately! Now!

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And they had even warned me,
I didn't want to believe them

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Do we have to talk
in front of the child?

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Luciano should know
who is his father

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..and then, there is not much to say

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..I'm leaving. I go back to my parents.
This time is enough.

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Come on, Laurina,
let's make peace.

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Go away, boob of a liar!

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Luciano, see?

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Dad did everything he could

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That is nothing!

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Come, mum wants to bring you to
the grandparents. It's ok.

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- Me? - Not me, for sure.
Come on..

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..take your jacket,
don't make mum wait.

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Come on, let me help you.
I'll bring it.

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Laura, the child is ready.
but think again, Laura.

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The child? Ah, you keep him.

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- Me?
- Ah, my dear,..

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..too easy. You keep Luciano.
you care about him.

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So that you learn what it means
to have a son.

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< But Laura!
Think about him, he's innocent!

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..take him with you. Luciano
needs you, his mom.

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And I need calm, peace.
The peace I never had with you.

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Never! Never!

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- So?
- Who takes me to school?

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Didn't you say you had a sore throat?

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Mum made it up to call you

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Got it, we're not sleeping today.

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[First, he had to move to the day shift
..]

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[..at the newspaper in order not to
leave the child alone at night.]

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- Dad!
- Holy shit!

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< It doesn't count!
- Why? It does count!

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He pushed my elbow,
Jesus Christ!

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- It counts, it counts.
- Should I score it?

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- Two less, score it.
- No, score my balls.

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See what you did?

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What do you want?

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I want to go home.
You have to take me home.

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Home? That early?
What do you want to do there?

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Sleep. It's late
and I'm sleepy.

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I'm not. Go watch the film
on the TV.

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I don't like it.

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Then there's a juke box, the flipper.

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It's the land of toys. Go, go.

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I'm not Pinocchio. And tomorrow
I have to get up early,..

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..I have to study history and natural
sciences. Study is study!

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He's right, poor child. He's been wandering
from a chair to another

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..for three hours. Don't you see
he's tired?

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Then, Carmen, prepare a double
coffee for the child, so that we..

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..can finish the game.
- I suggest an intravenous injection

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I think you're all mad

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Isn't that easy, mr Perozzi?
To be a dad and a husband?

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..with a housewife, easy!

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All right, let's go to bed early then

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- Where did you put your jacket
- No! That's impossible.

233
00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:40,029
- No, I have to go
< Where?

234
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:43,191
I have to go, I'm busy.

235
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,197
Tonight and tomorrow.

236
00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:49,308
Tomorrow? Did you forget the appointment
I took for the quintet?

237
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:52,153
We can make a quartet since
Perozzi has the child,..

238
00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:53,389
..but not a trio!

239
00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:54,799
What's up tomorrow?

240
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:56,996
It's saturday the 30th.
Don't you remember.

241
00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:58,912
Oh, shit!

242
00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:03,508
Even if it were the day after that it would be the same.
You're over with evenings out.

243
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,670
Holy fuck of his mother.

244
00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:09,116
How can I do? Christ!
I can't renounce to everything for you!

245
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:12,078
Got it? Fuck me, let's go.

246
00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:16,469
[The yearly prize of the Polyphonic
Academy in Arezzo..]

247
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:19,950
[..is the most important goal
for a choir.]

248
00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:23,157
[We had prepared well
to present ourselves..]

249
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:27,074
[..in front of that fine audience
and very strict committee..]

250
00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:30,556
[..in the best conditions,
concerning shape and synergy.]

251
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:33,318
#But fuck zum.#

252
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:36,398
#But fu....#

253
00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:42,313
#But fuck zum. Zum.#

254
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:47,479
#Bom, bom, bom, but fuck zum.#

255
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,951
#Bom, bom, bom, but fuck zum.#

256
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:56,877
#O slut,
you betray me..#

257
00:17:57,360 --> 00:18:00,511
#..you say: "I come"
and instead you piss.#

258
00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:02,239
#But fuck zum.#

259
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:05,312
#Bom, bom, bom, but fuck zum.#

260
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,791
#Who fucks screws
yes, yes he screws..#

261
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,711
#..who screws fucks,
yes, yes fucks.#

262
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,235

263
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:17,557
< I don't know what's going on.

264
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,636
- #Ahhhh....#
< ....call the police!

265
00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:21,438
< Send them away!

266
00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:23,511
< Go away!

267
00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:26,509
< Out!
Shame on you!

268
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:32,759
Let's go! Let's go!

269
00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:34,873
Wait for me!

270
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:39,153
Oh, the kid!

271
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:44,190
[The life of Perozzi with the kid
was hell..]

272
00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:47,272
[..so that, instead of Necchi's bar,
we used to gather at his place..]

273
00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:50,234
[..to help him.
Everybody except Melandri..]

274
00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:53,232
[..who was a fugitive since a while
Too bad..]

275
00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:56,517
[..'cause with four players
we could play <i>scopone</i>.]

276
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,274
- A nice jack!
- A nice <i>scopa</i>.

277
00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:06,512
What the fuck, already <i>scopa</i>.
How many jacks did you have?

278
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:07,191
Many.

279
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,430
Many? I have two, look!

280
00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:12,432
> Silence please! I can't sleep!

281
00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:16,195
- plus 2 it's 4, asshole.
- It's ok, then it's safe for later...

282
00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:21,958
Make a <i>scopa</i> now, can you?

283
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,152
We can't play like that, guys!

284
00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:28,074
You show him the cards!
Then of course he's safe now!

285
00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:30,788
> Dad!
- Dad my balls!

286
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:35,515
I'm not playing anymore.
We can't play like that.

287
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:38,668
It's not funny to argue
in a low voice.

288
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:40,679
Kids are kids.

289
00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:44,230
This is a strange one.
I've never seen any like him.

290
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:47,388
You know what?
He never laughs.

291
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:51,429
Like his mother. He doesn't
have a sense of humour.

292
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,830
In fact he has,
how do you call the opposite?

293
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,797
The sense of breaking my balls.

294
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,719
That's it. I can't stand him.
I can't stand him.

295
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:02,589
Of course, if he were a dog
it would be better.

296
00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:05,513
A dog is better,
  you keep it in a corner

297
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,511
..you say "quiet", and it's over

298
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:10,068
The most you have to do is taking it out.

299
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:13,357
Then, if it's annoying, you kick him
and leave him on the highway.

300
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:15,192
You really can't compare.

301
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:18,716
If you really want there are places
where they keep them.

302
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,677
How do you call them? Kennels?

303
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:23,035
They exist for kids as well.

304
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:25,031
And they call them kiddels?

305
00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:27,834
They call them boarding schools

306
00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:33,955
A boarding school,
how did I not think about that..

307
00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:38,711
It's the solution.
Who knows a good one?

308
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,031
- Yellow pages!
< Shh!

309
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:43,998
- Yellow pages. Schools.
On the shelf.

310
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:47,959
< Expensive places, you know.

311
00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,638
I can offer up to..

312
00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:56,830
..100 000 a month
even more, 150 000.

313
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,992
Hold on! Awarded.
I take him for 150 000.

314
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,591

315
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:06,796
Ah, oops,
    here you are, finally!

316
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:09,829
< See, she's aunt Alice..

317
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:11,757
..and she is Melisenda, Mela.

318
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:14,109
Hi, little one.

319
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:15,634
pleased to meet you

320
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:19,993
And that's yours...
Come, I show you.

321
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:24,639
....your castle.
Here you are..

322
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:29,518
..you will sleep here,
an elevated and well ventilated position.

323
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:34,637
There's even a little window.
I will sleep in the middle and aunt Alice..

324
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:37,188
..will sleep in the bottom,
    instead of the kid.

325
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:40,356
Don't you have other rooms?

326
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:45,230
< What other rooms? One room
with compartments, like in Japan.

327
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:48,073
See, that's the wardrobe..

328
00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:51,396
..with a closet and a wall mirror

329
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:54,795
You've seen the night section
up to now, but we also have..

330
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:58,839
..the daytime section.
< I'll show you the kitchen

331
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:03,431
Here it is, a wonderful kitchen.

332
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:11,189
Voilà, everything is rationally
distributed, like in Japan.

333
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:13,717
where do I make my homework?

334
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:14,995
In the study

335
00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:19,670
That's not a serious table.
I need more space.

336
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:22,230
He's right, little one.

337
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:27,908
- Lello, here, take her.
- Come - here you are

338
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:34,357
That's it. I will finish
tomorrow with the ironing

339
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:36,796
In the meanwhile I will prepare
the dinner

340
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:39,758
Would you like a nice <i>frittata</i>?

341
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:41,639
With spinach?

342
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,631
< No, only potatoes and chestnuts

343
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:46,234
Well, chestnuts...
Only potatoes?

344
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:49,434
It fills up and keeps up.
Do we have eggs?

345
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:52,751
- Yes, two. - Not really enough.
We should have a little reinforcement

346
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:54,637
Silence, please!

347
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:07,356
- I go make a call.
- All right

348
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:10,477
- And I buy a little reinforcement
for the dinner. < All right.

349
00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:17,918
Is she quiet?

350
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:23,194
< Almost dead. She's almost two
and she doesn't walk nor speak.

351
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:24,157
Ah.

352
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:32,118
Oh, we made it even today.

353
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:38,229
So, Lucianino, how do you feel,
lonely without your dad?

354
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:40,876
We're even too many
for my taste.

355
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:46,476
I called your dad.
He told me to check..

356
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:50,639
..your homework. - I finished them.

357
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:55,078
Good, then I wait for you
in the study

358
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:01,631
Light.

359
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:13,279
Let's see.
Is it this one? The last one?

360
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:26,393
"Florence, 5 october 1966.
Today, the 5th of october, I moved..

361
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:28,670
"..to the house of a friend
of my dad.

362
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:29,917
What's that?

363
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:33,039
It's the diary our teacher
wants us to keep at the end

364
00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:36,908
..of every day. - Nice,
a smart teacher.

365
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:41,350
"he says he is a count,
but he lives in a japanese-style basement..

366
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:45,712
"..cold and wet,
with no phone,..

367
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:49,430
"..no hot water
and the toilet with the big feet.

368
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:54,518
"And a little cooker where his wife
prepared a little <i>frittata</i>

369
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:57,433
"..with two eggs,
    which we ate in three.

370
00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:02,078
"Plus a 'reinforcement', like he calls it,
of nine olives,..

371
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:07,037
"..fifty grams of cheese
and a quarter of wine.

372
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:14,551
"All, board and lodging,
for 150 000 liras,..

373
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:19,357
"..that looks to me like a robbery.
Even though he, to appear like a 'Count'..

374
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:23,278
"..calls a 'castle'
a thing with three rooms

375
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:24,310
Coffins!

376
00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:27,109
"with three coffins.

377
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:31,840
"Where I will have to sleep
with his wife,..

378
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:36,835
"..a woman slim and perfect
like her name, Alice,..

379
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:43,151
"..and the daughter Mela,
who is luckily not annoying..

380
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:47,279
"..because she is handicapped,
unable to speak and walk..

381
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:52,508
"..at his age. I say that this count
is either a great liar..

382
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,718
"..or he's reduced himself
to desperation.

383
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:06,589
Bravo. Ten, cum laude.

384
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,356

385
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,912
Children and fools,
who makes them keeps them.

386
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:27,999
How?

387
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:30,594
I'm giving you your child back.

388
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:34,596
Boss, Cecchi called from Prato,
a kidnapping.

389
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:37,672
- Send Porcilai, with a photographer.
- Good.

390
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:40,349
But I gave him to you not
even 24 hours ago.

391
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:43,113
It was enough for him to
humiliate my house,..

392
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:46,192
..tell me that I starved to death
and destroy my family!

393
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:48,998
But I gave you an account.

394
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:50,559
And I give it back.

395
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:53,478
Look. It's all written
in the book. See?

396
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:56,154
"Give 50 000 to Perozzi
on the first occasion.

397
00:26:57,360 --> 00:26:59,635
And what should I do with him?

398
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:02,951
Do you want an advice?
Reconcile with his mother.

399
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:06,669
Because with him you have
no salvation. He sees everything,..

400
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:11,438
..notices everything and writes everything.
- I'm sorry, serious news:

401
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:16,156
..a bus fell in the Ombrone.
There should be 7 victims..

402
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:19,789
..and 11 injured. It seems that the
driver was not in the best condition for driving.

403
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:23,998
[And then the intuition,
the ingenuity that made Perozzi..]

404
00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:27,032
[..a superior being,
we have to admit.]

405
00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:30,829
- How many victims did you say?
Seven? - Seven. - Let's make it eight.

406
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:34,670
- Here it says seven.
- Give it to me, I'll take care. - Ok.

407
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:51,353

408
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:55,553
Hi, Pirillo.

409
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:58,473
Who's that? Saint mother!

410
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:04,237
Stay quiet, Pirillo.
It's me. Don't you recognize me?

411
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:06,359
Quiet!

412
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:18,915
Pirillo, quiet.

413
00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:22,271
What's the matter?

414
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:26,275
- Quiet.
- I have something serious to tell you.

415
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:29,437
- Luciano?
< No, he's at school. He's fine.

416
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:30,796
So what?

417
00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:36,032
Should we talk outside,
under the rain, through the bars.

418
00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:38,873
- As if I were a criminal.
- You said that.

419
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:40,751
All right.

420
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:44,675
Then read.

421
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,629
Why, is it someone we know?

422
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:53,588
- Read the list of the victims.
- "Franco Dominici, 50, Siena,..

423
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:57,196
"..Rolando Evangelista, 11,
Grosseto, Ernestina Freni,..

424
00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:02,599
"..48, Chiusi, Anita Esposito,
34, Firenze, Giulio Bertacca....

425
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:08,631
Anita Esposito, that one?

426
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:10,919
You will be happy now.

427
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,752
I never wished her death.

428
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:16,799
No, you said only: "May she
die in an accident".

429
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:20,550
But it's those things you say
in difficult moments.

430
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:22,915
Yes, but now she's dead.

431
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:27,989
Just a tip: next time be
more careful when you speak.

432
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:31,437
Now, we should just
forget the past.

433
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:35,559
Unfortunately. And go on
with a normal life.

434
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:40,876
If you want. I don't ask for me,
I speak for Luciano.

435
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:44,312
The kid needs you.
He's always looking for you.

436
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:47,108
[It was genius,
nothing to say.]

437
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:04,474
Finally!

438
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:11,159
Until I had that asshole around
I couldn't move.

439
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,708
Luckily now his mother
is back.

440
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:15,637
How did you manage?

441
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:17,757
Do you really want to know, rascal?

442
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:20,752
I convinced her that everything
was over, that for me,..

443
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:23,400
..you were dead.
- Right, did you see that?

444
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:26,552
- Crowns, flowers, 11 telegrams.
- Ah yes.

445
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:29,475
I noticed. What happened?

446
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:32,114
I don't know. My name
was on the newspaper.

447
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:34,555
- Maybe a joke.
- How? Who could make such..

448
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:37,632
..a bad joke?
People are not so mean.

449
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:40,518
Only an asshole
could make such a thing.

450
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:42,750
No, must be someone with
the same name, a coincidence.

451
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:44,398
It happens all the time, you know.

452
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,594
Know what? The idea of making love
to a corpse..

453
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,238
..is not bad after all.

454
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:52,871
I feel an attack of necrophilia.

455
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:55,558
[And that's how the perozzian genius
put everything back, and life..]

456
00:30:57,280 --> 00:31:00,989
[..could go on like before. Except for
Melandri, who had disappeared..]

457
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:05,432
[..since he was trying to have
a very, very different one.]

458
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:11,114
Hey guys, bad weather!
It's always raining.

459
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:13,439
It has been raining for how long?

460
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:17,552
It must be at least a week.

461
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:20,033
If not more, isn't it?

462
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:24,432
Melandri, you don't show up
since 4 weeks, and you ask about the weather?

463
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:28,276
Guys,..

464
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:30,998
..on saturday I'm getting baptized.

465
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:33,191
What?

466
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:37,798
You don't say anything?

467
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,154
I'm at a loss for words.

468
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:42,153
I have them, but it's
better that I don't speak.

469
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:45,352
I want to throw up.

470
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:48,114
Your poor dad will turn in his grave

471
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:51,192
My father was not a believer,
but he was a civilized man.

472
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:54,033
He didn't baptize me
so that I was free to choose.

473
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:56,475
"When you will have the age of wisdom",
    he said.

474
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:59,074
Age of wisdom, 48.

475
00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:01,598
It's never too late.

476
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:05,392
- The important thing is to get
faith. - Eh! - Eh.

477
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:08,717
I was always different

478
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:11,519
All other children had a
guardian angel, and I didn't

479
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:14,513
- So I'm getting baptized
< In the Jordan?

480
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,876
I tell you. Don't make fun of me

481
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:21,555
..just to make me angry.
Anyway I'm not getting angry anymore

482
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:24,792
I will just turn the other cheek.

483
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:26,836
How could you reduce yourself to that?

484
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:33,798
I met an angel.

485
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:34,836
Oh!

486
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:36,911
A male or female angel?

487
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,274
Angels don't have a gender.

488
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:40,715
Well, does it have boobs or not?

489
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:44,319
In the physical, human appearance....

490
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:47,797
Yes, she has the breast,
but that's not our relationship.

491
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:52,228
Noemi is a saint creature,
full of faith, full of devotion..

492
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:55,313
..sister of a pious priest
she took my hand,..

493
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,556
..and guided me out of the tunnel.

494
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:02,358
Guys, are you even listening?
He fell in love with a bigoted woman

495
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:06,679
And to get her, he also wants to
be churchy. We now you!

496
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:11,159
Go, go, Melandrone, but make us
the favour of not showing up..

497
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:12,878
..until you fucked her.

498
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:15,315
And when you're back in the tunnel.

499
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:19,393
Guys, guys,
I have only you.

500
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:22,913
- Who wants to be the godfather?
- Me! Me!

501
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,956
I served at the mass for four years

502
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:27,429
< I have the right dress
- Let's toss it up

503
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:29,988
- Break shot
- All right. Break shot.

504
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:32,831
Ready!

505
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:34,672
[The privilege of being the godfather
of Melandri,.. ]

506
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:38,196
[..was awarded for a break shot. 
Perozzi won by a few millimetres..]

507
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:40,350
[..that we had to measure with
a gauge.]

508
00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:48,397
She is my godmother,
Noemi Bernocchi. My friends.

509
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:51,155
- Professor Sassaroli.
- Pleased to meet you.

510
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:53,238
- Count Mascetti.
- My pleasure.

511
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:57,149
- Bartender Necchi. - Nice to meet you.
- Perozzi, I'm the godfather.

512
00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:59,032
come, come, father.

513
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,236
- Father Angelo Bernocchi.
- My brother.

514
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,072
- Nice to meet you.

515
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:05,151
Father Angelo Bernocchi!

516
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:07,390
< Reverend Bernocchi!

517
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,198
Ah, I'm sorry. Tapioca tharapy,..

518
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,714
..as if it were <i>antani</i>
the premature <i>supercazzola</i>,..

519
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,234
..cum dominus vobiscum blinde?
- I beg you pardon?

520
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:17,517
Therapy with the <i>supercazzola</i> with
unchapeling to the right or to the left?

521
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,079
No. The right chapel is on the left.

522
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:22,357
- Antipodes!
- But you didn't need to do that!

523
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:23,873
- Just a thought
- a souvenir

524
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:25,916
..for this holy day.
- You know, in these situations,

525
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:29,197
..you never know what to give,
so you end up with the classics.

526
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:32,477
- Do you like the dummy?
- I also got a classic

527
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:35,028
A plate with small cutlery
and a small glass

528
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:37,509
Look, if you don't like the duck
we can change:

529
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:40,717
..they also have Bambi and Pinocchio
- No, the duck's ok!

530
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:43,075
My mother embroidered it
Ah, sorry!

531
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,752
It's for you, Melandri.

532
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:49,791
I'm sorry for them, they always
want to be funny....

533
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:52,553
- Today is a merry day.
- God helps,..

534
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:53,868
..happy people.
- Come,..

535
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:55,996
..father Angelo, I dress you up.
- Thank you anyway.

536
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:58,150
- We have many poor children
- You, godmother,..

537
00:34:58,240 --> 00:35:00,515
..what did you buy as a present?
- A feeding bottle?

538
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:03,239
- No, a chain with a medal
- Ah I see.

539
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:09,790
[It was a really
touching ceremony..]

540
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:11,916
[..with noteworthy moments.]

541
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:17,716
- Rambaldo, do you renounce Satan?
- I do renounce.

542
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:18,875
Amen.

543
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:23,392
Do you renounce the temptations of the evil
and its pomp?

544
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:26,597
- You renounce boobs?
- Pomp, pomp!

545
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:28,430
I do renounce!

546
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:30,476
Amen.

547
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:32,990
The godfathers shall put
a hand on the shoulder..

548
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:34,479
..of the catechumen.

549
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:37,792
Of the catechumen!

550
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,833
- I don't know what that means.
- That's me. That's me.

551
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,712
I didn't know, I'm sorry.
He looked more catechumen.

552
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:45,797
Sorry.

553
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:49,428
Is that ok?

554
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:53,150
I baptize you,
in the name of the Father..

555
00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:57,994
..of the Son..

556
00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:03,674
..and of the Holy Spirit
- Amen.

557
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:29,551
#Fairest daughter of love,#

558
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:36,394
#I am a slave to your charms;#

559
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:44,395
#with but a single word you could#

560
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:53,958
#relieve my every pain.#

561
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:56,959
#Pa pappero pa pappero
pa pappero pa pappa.#

562
00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:04,875
#Pa papapappero pappero pappa,
pa papapappero pappero pappa.#

563
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:07,520
[We left him there, raptured.]

564
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:10,717
[We got fewer and fewer news,
but every time more depressing.]

565
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:14,072
[He went along with an ancient
pious brotherhood..]

566
00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:17,118
[..that worked for deeds of
humility and charity.]

567
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:24,037
Mr Melandri, you're already there,
could you also cut my nails?

568
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:26,554
[Until, in november,
I got some tasty news..]

569
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:28,631
[..and I told them.]
- Professor, the phone.

570
00:37:28,720 --> 00:37:30,517
- Is that the right moment?
- It's a matter of life..

571
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:33,239
..or death. It's a man called Mascetti.
- Put him through.

572
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:39,400
Yes, tell me. A roman centurion?
No, no,..

573
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:41,437
..but I'll find it. But why?

574
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:47,753
Ah, yes, yes, I'm coming, but
not as a centurion, as a senator. See you!

575
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:49,394
Take everything out, quick!

576
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:55,031
Take him back to the bed,
the operation is postponed.

577
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:57,998
- But he's already anesthetized
- It's a matter of life or death.

578
00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:00,913
Make the exams again, then
we'll see. Sister? Sister!

579
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,592
Get me..

580
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:05,990
..one of those big bed sheets
- Green?

581
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:08,310
No, not green! White, white!

582
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:15,117
#Lord, you are my shepherd:#

583
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:22,392
#..I lack nothing.#

584
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:29,912
#He makes me lie down in green pastures,#

585
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:34,871
#..he leads me beside quiet waters....#
- There he is! He's coming!

586
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:37,394
- The enemy of the Jews!
- Ecce homo.

587
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:39,994
Noemi's also there.
She is Mary.

588
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:42,753
< No, not Mary, don't you see?
She is Magdalene.

589
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:47,156
- See? - Who are you?

590
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:49,635
Who am I? I'm Judas?
Don't you see?

591
00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:52,632
I told you everything.
I even have the bag..

592
00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:54,756
..with thirty denarii,
the rope to hang myself.

593
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:57,149
You, but you should be already dead
by now.

594
00:38:57,240 --> 00:39:00,038
No, I'm not even regretful.

595
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,759
And I throw stones!
Let's stone him!

596
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:04,718
< Let's whip him!

597
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:06,599
< To death!

598
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:09,310
- Ouch! Ouch!
- Take that!

599
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:13,070
Massacre! Spit him! He is a scoundrel!

600
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:16,436
- Ouch! Are you serious?
- Dog of an infidel!

601
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,351
Yes, kick him in the ass!

602
00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:19,914
Who's that?

603
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,797
It's you!

604
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:23,871
It hurts. Stop, you faggots!

605
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:26,514
Shut up and turn the other cheek!

606
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:30,311
Take that, fool!

607
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:33,952
Come on, spit on him!

608
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:37,153
- You are sons of a...
- Don't offend..

609
00:39:37,240 --> 00:39:39,470
..the mother! - Otherwise
we take revenge on yours!

610
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:40,879
Take that!

611
00:39:41,240 --> 00:39:44,277
Take that! To death!

612
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:46,078
< Show some respect!

613
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:48,833
< Madam, he's not Jesus,
he's a random fool!

614
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:51,559
- Let's not exaggerate!
- No, Magdalene,..

615
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:54,757
..he has to drink the whole sour goblet
- Take the cross..

616
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:57,673
..On the shoulders. Come on!
< Come on! Come on! 

617
00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:00,269
..It's the Calvary!
It's not a field trip!

618
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:04,192
- Go on! - Whip him!
- Traitor!

619
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:06,836
Gentle!

620
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:10,397
- Come on, lift him up!
- Gently? No mercy!

621
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:14,553
Come down if you can!
Quick, the sponge with vinegar!

622
00:40:14,720 --> 00:40:15,994
I'll take care of it!

623
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:17,952
What sponge?

624
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:22,192
< What are you doing? That's not vinegar,
it's dirty water. No!

625
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:26,353
< Drink! Drink, clean your
soul with this water.

626
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:28,990
< Give me the spear.

627
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:30,559

628
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:35,313
Ouch! Guys, please,
it really hurts, stop!

629
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:37,512
Let's go! Let's go! It's raining!

630
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:42,758
- What, you leave me here?
< Who cares!

631
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:44,398
Take me down!

632
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:47,031
Ohhh!

633
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:50,509
Rambaldo! Rambaldo!

634
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:51,993
Are you ok?

635
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:56,233
- O heaven!
- Good Lord, what a face hit!

636
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,635
Come on!
Quick, you two!

637
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:02,039
Wait for me!

638
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:04,114
Hey, I'm coming!

639
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:07,874

640
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:11,319
[And Jesus said:]

641
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:17,156
Would you come to my place
for a candlelight dinner?

642
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:21,152
[Magdalene answered]

643
00:41:21,240 --> 00:41:23,310
Yes, but at my place, not yours.

644
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:32,711
> Another cognac?
> No, thanks, it's enough.

645
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:43,594
I have been a sinner.

646
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:47,278
But now that I am completely
out of it, I can say it:

647
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:49,193
..sometimes sin..

648
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,756
..has something great in it.

649
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:56,076
Maybe it's true, but maybe..

650
00:41:57,240 --> 00:42:00,198
..that's the reason it's
even greater to renounce it.

651
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:02,072
Yes, yes, yes, of course..

652
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:06,360
..but without sin
where would be..

653
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:08,955
..the sublime beauty
of repentance?

654
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:11,072
Rambaldo, it's late. Go home!

655
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:12,718
- Late?
- It's dawn.

656
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:15,150
Yes, it's the dawn.
But it's still raining.

657
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,119
Maybe it's a sign.

658
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:21,470
It looks like someone up there
wants that we stay together

659
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:24,556
Oh God!

660
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:30,158
The light is out!

661
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:33,875
Another sign. They want us to
stay together and in the dark!

662
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:35,634
Don't swear!

663
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:38,994
Go home, Rambaldo.
I'll give you an umbrella.

664
00:42:39,240 --> 00:42:43,119
It was only a joke, a joke!
You don't trust me anymore.

665
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:47,751
I'm not a beast anymore.
I'm a christian.

666
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:50,315
Yes, Rambaldo.

667
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:56,070
But the flesh is weak,
and I trust neither you, nor me.

668
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:01,791
I trust Mary. She will protect me!

669
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:03,871
And I trust my guardian angel.

670
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:13,476

671
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:19,880
Your navel is a rounded goblet
    that never lacks blended wine.

672
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,834
Your graceful legs are like jewels,

673
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:25,515
What are you saying?

674
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:27,079
It's the Bible!

675
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:30,910
Your waist is a mound of wheat
    encircled by lilies.

676
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:34,593
Your breasts are like two fawns,
    like twin fawns of a gazelle.

677
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:37,228
- Your nipples....
- Stop, Rambaldo!

678
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:39,989
It's the Bible,
it's not Playboy!

679
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:42,116
But there they speak about
two holy newlywed

680
00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:44,276
We will also marry afterwards!

681
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:47,670
- Show me your fawns!
I beg you, I beg you. - No, no.

682
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:51,070
- Show me your fawns!
- Rambaldo, please. No!

683
00:43:51,240 --> 00:43:53,993
Yes! Then we repent!

684
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:57,551
- Don't worry!
- No, no, no!

685
00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:02,112
- Please, Rambaldo. No!
- My love, how beautiful!

686
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:05,511
Save me Lord! Have mercy!
Save me Lord!

687
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:07,272

688
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:10,591
> All this water in the house!
- Take me away from his arms.

689
00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:15,077
> Oh Mary, the house is flooded!
- Excuse me for a moment. - Yes, save me!

690
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:19,839
- Excuse me for a little while!
> What's up?

691
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:23,757
> Run! Run, the dresser
is floating!

692
00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:25,753
> Quick! Come down!

693
00:44:27,720 --> 00:44:30,518

694
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:37,714
The Arno has flooded the town!

695
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:44,434
Oh, merciful God,
you listened to me!

696
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:49,234
In your infinite goodness,
you saved me!

697
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:53,711
He sent the deluge,
   O Lord, I thank you!

698
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:56,670
Say thank you, Rambaldo!

699
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:58,273
You stupid!

700
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:00,396
And God, to keep you a virgin..

701
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:02,277
..drowns the whole Florence?!

702
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:04,670
Oh, God, I live at the ground floor!

703
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:08,839
I have two dressers from the 1400s,
a tapestry by Mantegna.

704
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:12,669
Ancient books! My paintings!

705
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:13,996
What are you doing?

706
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:17,471
- I'm going home!
< Rambaldo!

707
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:21,078

708
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:43,631
> Sir Count, what do you say?

709
00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:47,156
We are like uphill, water
can't get up there. Don't wor--

710
00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:49,231

711
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:09,077
Anita!

712
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:12,911
Anita, wake up, we're drowning!
Anita!

713
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:17,958
What's up?

714
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:20,673
Oh what a disaster!

715
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:25,393
< what a disaster!

716
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:28,110
< The flood!

717
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:30,717
< My gold! My pearls!

718
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:31,956
Ah!

719
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:35,149
My pearls!

720
00:46:35,240 --> 00:46:38,437
Leave your pearls! Where are 
my pants!

721
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:40,556
Put something on you, idiot!

722
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:41,954

723
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:44,315
> Anita, it's the flood, open!

724
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:46,750
Just a moment, I can't!
I'm in the toilet!

725
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:49,150
> Come down!

726
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:54,270
Anita, Anita, I'm coming!

727
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:56,991
Oh God, my husband!

728
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:01,199

729
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:04,635
Go! Go! Anita!

730
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:07,555
Anita, you're safe!

731
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:11,197
Yes, my love, but take me away now.
Quick! Quick!

732
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:13,475
Yes, but let's save something first.

733
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:15,073

734
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:17,879
Mr Perozzi, what are
you doing here underwater?

735
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:21,072
I'm reporting for the newspaper
about the disaster.

736
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:23,230
With my jacket and my hat?

737
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:24,756
Mr Antonio,..

738
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:27,559
..what's you first impression
on this tragedy?

739
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:30,074
I'll make a tragedy!

740
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:32,636
You big slut!

741
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:38,478
- It hurts! Please!
- You're a bitch!

742
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:41,990
- You're a bitch! - Help!

743
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:45,159
[An infernal mess,
    a public scandal. ]

744
00:47:45,240 --> 00:47:48,118
[And the wife of Perozzi knew
that the baker's wife, dead..]

745
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:51,476
[..a first time, risked death
a second time, for real.]

746
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:54,757
[And then she left..]

747
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:58,799
[..Perozzi's life. Luckily
taking the child with her.]

748
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:20,877
God and Mary, what a misery.

749
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:22,315
It looks like Venice.

750
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:24,678
What a tragedy, guys!

751
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:28,239
This flood flooded us inside.

752
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:30,192
Let's not exaggerate.

753
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:34,796
It took everything from me:
lover, wife and son.

754
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:38,671
It wiped out my faith, with a 
dresser and two tapestries..

755
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:42,070
..twenty millions worth.
- You haven't seen my bar..

756
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:46,193
..I found four fish...

757
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:48,960
..in the coffee machine.
- And me?

758
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:52,399
I lost the castle with three
mattresses..

759
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:56,359
..a table, two chairs, three pairs
of shoes, two for men and one for women.

760
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:59,632
And my jackets, two of them.
The rest is all shortened.

761
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:02,475
< Guys, I don't feel at ease.

762
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,150
It's not my fault
if I'm an authority..

763
00:49:05,240 --> 00:49:09,597
..a baron of medicine
with an attic and the clinic
on top of a hill

764
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:13,592
I fucked the flood
and you all

765
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:16,355
What should I do?
Should I leave?

766
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:19,750
No, guys, we have to stay
together, united.

767
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:22,760
I tell you,
  it's a bad moment,..

768
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:26,037
..but if we're all together
I'll get over it. - Right,..

769
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:29,519
..What shall we do today?
- Water skiing!

770
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:32,872
Bravo, that's what
we needed!

771
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:46,838
That coward of his wife
didn't want to forgive him

772
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:49,115
Not even on his death bed,
do you remember?

773
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:51,270
Eh, women, I don't want
to speak badly about them,..

774
00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:54,875
..but some really are hard-hearted.

775
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:58,670

776
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:02,040
Guys, about women,

777
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:05,274
..I fell in love.
- Of whom?

778
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:08,238
Of someone who likes chips.

779
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:10,750
So I started to cook
them every possible way

780
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:13,673
Sticks, slices, little balls...

781
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:16,115
..she also fell in love with me.

782
00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:18,794
Those who like chips
have good sex, you know?

783
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:21,110
This I don't know yet.
The key date is tomorrow.

784
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:23,316
- What day is tomorroy?
- The 15th.

785
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:26,198
Sunday!
What day is the bar closed..

786
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:28,589
..and you have to take Carmen
out for dinner and to the cinema.

787
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:31,558
Oh fuck, I forgot.
What should I do now?

788
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:32,834
I'll go in your place.

789
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:35,229
I'll bring her the chips
and plug her.

790
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:37,117
Yes, but we need to plug
my wife, otherwise...

791
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:38,474
I'll plug her.

792
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:41,028
Let's not joke about it.
It's the serious stuff in life.

793
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:43,031
<i>Antani?</i>
How is the <i>supercazzola?</i>

794
00:50:43,240 --> 00:50:44,559
- What?
- <i>Blinda</i>.

795
00:50:45,720 --> 00:50:47,870
< What should I do now?
< What does it take,..

796
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:50,315
..you tell her: "Carmen, this
sunday we skip the cinema"

797
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:52,072
In Italy, the man has the power

798
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:55,550
No. Man has no power,
he does what he wants. It's different.

799
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:58,279
Ah! I play the 'rose bunch',
    I never did.

800
00:50:58,360 --> 00:50:59,634
That one always works!

801
00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:01,478
I'll buy them. Two dozens.

802
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:02,999
No, not so many.

803
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:04,792
One is enough. Twelve.

804
00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:07,599
- Scarlet red, with a long leg.
- Sure.

805
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:10,353
With this much I get
twelve dandelions!

806
00:51:11,240 --> 00:51:13,595
- Take. - Now, describe us in detail..

807
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:15,472
..the girl of the potatoes

808
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:20,879
Look, they made it in the 
Uffizi museum. Portrait of Mary.

809
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:23,516
Sure. Mary with an old man.

810
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:26,232
Let me see. Cute!

811
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:29,030
Too bad she has somewhat short legs

812
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:31,350
"Short woman is all a hole"

813
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:34,829

814
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:39,274
[The 'bunch of roses' is a
system I invented.]

815
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:41,112
[Very antifeminist,
but very effective..]

816
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:43,031
[..in emergency situations.]

817
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:51,877
Guido, don't hurry me!

818
00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:55,157
I go out once per week,
and I like to prepare well.

819
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:57,590
I like to have you make a good impression

820
00:51:57,680 --> 00:51:58,829

821
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:01,070
Who's that on sunday at this time?

822
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:02,434
Madam Carmen Necchi?

823
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:04,556
- Yes. Finally. Take.
- Thanks.

824
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:15,350
Take. It's for you.

825
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:18,278
- What's that?
- What's that?

826
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:20,755
Twelve red roses.
Look.

827
00:52:26,240 --> 00:52:28,196
There are only nine, not twelve

828
00:52:28,720 --> 00:52:30,551
- Nine? Why nine?
- yes.

829
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:33,678
Who sends them.

830
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:36,353
Son of a bitch.

831
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:39,874
Why do you say that,
you don't even know who he is!

832
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:43,511
I know he's a son of a bitch
if he sends you roses. Who's that?

833
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:44,555
I don't know

834
00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:47,797
Then, let's read this note.
Why are you buying time?

835
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:49,154
< Open it!

836
00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:57,635
- What's in there? - Nothing,
it's not even signed.

837
00:52:57,760 --> 00:52:58,431
Give it to me!

838
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:06,669
Ah, ahh. Who's that?

839
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:10,318
I swear, Guido, I don't know
anybody, I have no idea..

840
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:12,277
..of who that is.
It may be....

841
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:15,990
- A kind client.
- Yes. And he writes "with passion"..

842
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:18,674
..because maybe you put
too much pepper in the beans..

843
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:20,478
..and his ass is burning!
-Guido....

844
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:23,950
You teased him,
you were a flirt,..

845
00:53:24,240 --> 00:53:26,708
..you were all flailing
while you served him,..

846
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:29,553
..you rubbed your boobs
on him while you put..

847
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:32,916
..his jacket on. Let me go out!
Let me go out.

848
00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:36,556
It's better that I leave
before I do something stupid!

849
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:38,712

850
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:40,870
What are you doing?
You don't even bring me to the cinema?

851
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:44,270
Sure, to the cinema! So that you can rub
on someone. In the dark!

852
00:53:44,720 --> 00:53:45,869
But where are you going?

853
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:48,793
Where do cuckolds go?
To get drunk!

854
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:09,115

855
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:02,632

856
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:07,714
Holy shit!
They cut off the gas.

857
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:10,519
< But why? The last notice
said "in three days"..

858
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:12,431
..and it wasn't even
one month ago!

859
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:14,989
I have the bill
in the pocket of my jacket

860
00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:16,388

861
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:19,829
< Hey!

862
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:20,592
< Hey!

863
00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:23,631
< Are you crazy?

864
00:56:24,240 --> 00:56:26,834
Don't exaggerate!
We will fix it, right?

865
00:56:27,240 --> 00:56:31,279
We can't even die
in this house.

866
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:33,834
We've had worse!

867
00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:38,071

868
00:56:42,240 --> 00:56:43,275

869
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:44,315
What are you doing?

870
00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:45,839
What are you doing?

871
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:48,914
- Leave me alone! I want to die!
- What's wrong with you?

872
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,150
- I want to die!
- What's with death! - Leave me alone!

873
00:56:51,240 --> 00:56:54,038
- What did I do?
- Help!

874
00:56:56,760 --> 00:57:00,639

875
00:57:08,520 --> 00:57:11,318
I got it. Then?

876
00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:14,352
- And then....
- What? Uh?

877
00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:17,711
What? Are you doing the
<i>supercazzola</i> with me?

878
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:19,199
No! I'm speaking softly.

879
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:23,349
- This pregnancy must absolutely be
interrupted. - Yes, an abortion!

880
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:26,195
- You want her to have an abortion, don't you?
- Are you crazy?

881
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:32,637
- Why? It's not a crime any more.
- Ah, right! Then let's do it immediately.

882
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:35,798
- Who's the father?
- She won't tell.

883
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:40,354
Maybe a worker. Anyway,
not someone from our class.

884
00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:42,750
Otherwise it would be a disaster!

885
00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:45,309
Hey! We still are the Mascetti Counts!

886
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:52,269
- Would you make me this favour? - Yes.
As long as the impregnated agrees.

887
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:56,393
- Who? - The gravid, the impregnated.
In your case, the minor.

888
00:57:57,120 --> 00:58:00,556
- Couldn't you use more respectful
words? - Between us?!

889
00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:03,154
Between us my balls!
The whole hospital is here!

890
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:05,869
It's serious.

891
00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:11,359
So serious that I cannot intervene
without the consent of the gravid.

892
00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:14,716
I have to interrogate her.
Take her here one of these days.

893
00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:18,391
- What, one of these days!
Tomorrow! - All right. - Sassaroli!

894
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:22,036
- For goodness sake! Keep it
between us. - Professional confidentiality.

895
00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:32,393
- Bring him back to the bed.
- But he's a desperate case!

896
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:34,436
Indeed! It's useless
to waste time.

897
00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:36,469
Thank you. Good morning!

898
00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:40,638
Necchi bar.
Oh! What scoop?

899
00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:42,551
Don't tell me!

900
00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:47,477
- Am I not coming?! I'm flying!
- And my playslip?

901
00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:50,108
Let me see!
Anyway this one is not winning.

902
00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:52,789
Carmen!

903
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:55,278
I'm going out for one hour.
Do you mind?

904
00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:58,034
- No.
- I take a 50 for the petrol. - Okay.

905
00:58:58,280 --> 00:59:00,874
Ah! Keep an eye on
the betting desk.

906
00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:02,958
- Yes. Listen!
- Oh!

907
00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:08,874
- In your opinion, who can it be?
- Who? What?

908
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:10,913
The man of the roses!

909
00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:16,029
- But who cares? I've forgiven you.
- Just out of curiosity!

910
00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:18,671
You, as a man, who do you say?

911
00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:30,595
Me, as a man, that one
in the back.

912
00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:33,069
He has the face of a fool.
See you!

913
00:59:58,560 --> 01:00:00,039
- Enjoy your meal.
- Thank you.

914
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:10,474
So, my girl....
Come in!

915
01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:13,595
- May I?
- What are you doing here?

916
01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:17,429
- He called me. - We need
witnesses for this.

917
01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:20,432
< So, with tact, I said:
"He'd rather have him than a stranger".

918
01:00:20,520 --> 01:00:23,034
- Come, Necchi. Sit down.
< Thank you.

919
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:26,790
- With tact, right?
- Am I late?

920
01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:30,077
- Him too?!
- We need two witnesses.

921
01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:32,271
I'm sorry, I'm not familiar
with these things.

922
01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:34,555
I didn't know if it was
enough, so I brought one more.

923
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:37,552
Come in, mr Benetti.
Benetti Rodolfo, known as Cantuccio.

924
01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:40,757
- Good morning!
- Out! Out of here!

925
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:42,951
Calm down!

926
01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:49,276
You are hyenas laughing on
other people's misfortunes.

927
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:51,869
Come on, Mascetti!
Don't be hysterical.

928
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:55,913
We are just trying to play it down
because we are friends!

929
01:00:56,400 --> 01:01:00,234
We're here to help you. If you
are the father, I could be the uncle.

930
01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:02,709
- Me too! - All uncles
of the corrupt.

931
01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:06,190
- All pieces of the same
mechanism. - All pieces of shit.

932
01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:08,159
Go, come on!

933
01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:13,312
Mela, here, before witnesses
of pristine honesty I ask you:

934
01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:19,194
.."Are you consenting and convinced
to interrupt your pregnancy?".

935
01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:23,270
- Are you? - She is, she is!
- The gravid must answer.

936
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:26,673
I didn't get the question.
What do you want to do to me?

937
01:01:26,960 --> 01:01:28,518
I'll use simpler words.

938
01:01:28,760 --> 01:01:34,039
< Do you want to take out of your womb
the fruit of your sin, of your lust?

939
01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:38,069
- One more word, and I make a carnage!
- Lello!

940
01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:43,678
- You must have an abortion. - No!
- You must have an abortion! - No, I won't abort!

941
01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:46,115
- Have an abortion!
- I'd rather jump out of the window.

942
01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:49,954
- I'll throw you! < No! No!
- Come! Bitch of a bitch.

943
01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:53,556
Lello! Stop!

944
01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:57,472
She said no, and it's no.

945
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:01,838
I made the kid. I also count for
something, don't I?

946
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:04,509
Stay calm.

947
01:02:17,080 --> 01:02:20,789
Count, you have to consent
to the marriage..

948
01:02:20,960 --> 01:02:25,199
..with the metal worker. - Do you think
you are a feudatory in the middle ages?

949
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:28,795
A worker brings home
850, 900.000 liras a month!

950
01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:32,830
- Really? - Yes! Plus the christmas bonus.
- And the escalator.

951
01:02:33,880 --> 01:02:37,634
All right. But the bastard
must have a name!

952
01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:42,592
- I'd call him Guidobaldo.
A local name.... - But who?

953
01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:46,954
- The bastard! - A name, I mean
a father. A surname!

954
01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:49,315
We have to know who
is Mela's seducer.

955
01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:53,473
Interesting point! Who could be
able to mount her.

956
01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:57,396
- I want to see his face!
- I can't imagine him.

957
01:02:57,560 --> 01:02:59,994
- I'll do that.
- Be gentle, right?

958
01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:08,480
Melisenda, will you tell me who's that?
The dad lets you marry him.

959
01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:11,110
- Will you tell me?
- Lello!

960
01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:13,668
Who had the courage of 
abusing you?

961
01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:18,751
How could he?
Speak, bitch!

962
01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:22,196
- How do you dare saying bitch
to my daughter? - You just said that.

963
01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:25,511
- But I'm her father. Who are you?
- Didn't we say I'm the uncle?

964
01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:27,909
- He must be a monster.
- A psycopath.

965
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:32,118
- A maniac. - A degenerate. - Come on!
He's not a werewolf!

966
01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:35,789
- She's also a woman, after all.
- Tell us, my love.

967
01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:39,912
- I was clearing the table....
< What did you say?

968
01:03:40,520 --> 01:03:45,799
- I was clearing the table! - What?
- It's clear! She was clearing the table.

969
01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:50,359
- Clearing the table where?
- She works in a company canteen.

970
01:03:51,240 --> 01:03:53,834
- Is it there that the mount happened?
- I was clearing the table....

971
01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:56,520
Before, during or after meals?

972
01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:59,389
[When the accused
is tight-lipped and noncommittal,..]

973
01:03:59,480 --> 01:04:01,630
[..the Court takes him
to the crime scene..]

974
01:04:01,720 --> 01:04:03,995
[..hoping for an
emotional breakdown.]

975
01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:21,117
- How many there are?
- A lot. - 600 seats at least.

976
01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:24,713
Ok. Let's narrow it down.
You were clearing which table.

977
01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:28,998
- That one down there. - Come!
- No! No! I don't want! I'm ashamed.

978
01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:33,950
Architect, I still don't understand
how the copulation could take place..

979
01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:38,114
..while the corrupt was clearing the table.
- I don't agree, professor.

980
01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:43,679
In fact, the position is favourable
since, prone on the table....

981
01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:45,717
I'll kick you in the ass!

982
01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:47,870
- Dad, it was like that.
- See?

983
01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:50,429
I was clearing the table
someone came from the back,..

984
01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:55,230
..put my skirt on my head
and took advantage. - A rape!

985
01:04:55,960 --> 01:04:59,999
< Didn't you resist?
- I was clearing the table!

986
01:05:00,680 --> 01:05:05,515
< But who was that, darling?
Say that now. - I don't know!

987
01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:10,592
- I didn't see him. But from the voice
he seemed .... - He seemed?

988
01:05:10,920 --> 01:05:14,833
- The assistant cook. < 
Not even a cook. An assistant!

989
01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:18,593
- How much does an assistant cook make?
- Less than a cook.

990
01:05:20,840 --> 01:05:21,909
Excuse me, madam.

991
01:05:24,680 --> 01:05:27,592
- Do you know the assistant cook?
- Who? Giovannone?

992
01:05:27,760 --> 01:05:30,832
Yes, Giovannone. What person is he?
An okay guy?

993
01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:36,513
- Well, guy.... He must be about 45.
- 45 years old? - At least! - Are you sure?

994
01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:40,872
- Yes. He has a 20 years old son
and two married daughters. - He's a widower!

995
01:05:41,240 --> 01:05:43,470
a widower?!

996
01:05:44,120 --> 01:05:47,430
But why don't you ask all
of these questions to him? He's in the kitchen.

997
01:05:47,520 --> 01:05:50,876
- Giovannone! - Don't worry. - What's up?

998
01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:52,519
Someone wants you!

999
01:06:05,600 --> 01:06:09,513
- What's up? - <i>Blinda</i> the <i>supercazzola</i>
with unhooding to the left..

1000
01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:12,797
..and to the right as if were a big pot....
- I didn't understand a fuck.

1001
01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:17,633
There! It's the information
I wanted. Thank you.

1002
01:06:27,080 --> 01:06:31,073
- Come on! React!
- Lello....

1003
01:06:31,160 --> 01:06:34,038
- ....we'll make the gypsy trip.
- Don't be like that!

1004
01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:36,236
- Be a man!
- React!

1005
01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:39,835
< Sure! The gypsy trip!
< Come on! Don't put yourself down!

1006
01:06:39,920 --> 01:06:40,750
Go away!

1007
01:06:42,760 --> 01:06:45,513
I'll give him a name.
It will be Mascetti.

1008
01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:48,670
< Raffaello Mascetti,
like his grandfather.

1009
01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:50,951
Mela, Alice, let's go!

1010
01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:56,079
[In order to distract Mascetti,
we needed something concrete.]

1011
01:06:56,160 --> 01:06:58,549
[One of those things
that we call jokes,..]

1012
01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:04,913
[..that are more exciting
and adventurous..]

1013
01:07:05,960 --> 01:07:10,988
#I am a slave to your charms;#

1014
01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:12,594
#Plon plon plon.#

1015
01:07:13,240 --> 01:07:18,394
#with but a single word you could#

1016
01:07:18,680 --> 01:07:24,596
#relieve my every pain.#

1017
01:07:24,680 --> 01:07:26,796
- Look!
- Ouch!

1018
01:07:34,760 --> 01:07:36,796
TOWER SERVICE

1019
01:07:38,480 --> 01:07:42,598
Get out of the way! Attention, unsafe tower!

1020
01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:47,358
Move out! Move out!
- Clear up the way, yellow flag!

1021
01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:50,239
Imminent danger! tapioca therapy with
the <i>supercazzola</i> quarantine.

1022
01:07:50,520 --> 01:07:53,990
< ....emergency intervention!
Stay clear!

1023
01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:58,671
- Holy Mary, The bubble is at 170°.

1024
01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:04,159
Imminent collapse! Imminent collapse!
- Leave the tower, don't panic

1025
01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:08,592
- Attention, safety zone, step back!
- We set up the barriers, don't cross the barriers!

1026
01:08:08,760 --> 01:08:10,671
- Don't panic, orderly walk down

1027
01:08:11,880 --> 01:08:16,510
- Leave the tower, step down from the tower

1028
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:18,672
- Evacuate!

1029
01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:23,355
- Volunteers for the poles, come on!

1030
01:08:23,440 --> 01:08:27,149
- All fit and unfit men at the poles! 
- I take care of the ropes 

1031
01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:31,475
< Help us, please!

1032
01:08:32,080 --> 01:08:37,996
Quick! Let's make emergency teams.
Come on! Every second counts.

1033
01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:41,153
< Five men per pole.... < 
Mesdames et messieurs....

1034
01:08:41,240 --> 01:08:43,151
< Poles on the west side!
Five more..

1035
01:08:43,240 --> 01:08:45,515
..for the second pole!
< <i>C'est dangereux!</i>

1036
01:08:45,600 --> 01:08:47,830
< Come on for the third pole,
- Melandri: Quick!

1037
01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:50,718
< volunteers of all nationalities 
- Halt!

1038
01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:54,190
- Slowly! 
< Ladies and gentlemen, leave the leaning side!

1039
01:08:54,560 --> 01:09:00,317
- Come on, support it, vertically

1040
01:09:02,240 --> 01:09:04,470
 Very well, second pole there, very good

1041
01:09:05,440 --> 01:09:06,998
Bravissimi!

1042
01:09:07,680 --> 01:09:09,113
Get out of the tower! Evacuate!
Run down but without making it vibrate!

1043
01:09:13,160 --> 01:09:16,835
> Leave the space around the tower! - Slowly!

1044
01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:20,276
- Tiptoe.

1045
01:09:20,360 --> 01:09:22,510
- you Japanese as well.
- What's up?

1046
01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:24,989
- Yukudi! - Sayonara!

1047
01:09:25,080 --> 01:09:27,833
- Yukudi! - Sayonara!

1048
01:09:28,480 --> 01:09:33,429
More teams, come on! On the other side,
at the ropes, at the cables!

1049
01:09:34,240 --> 01:09:37,949
All of you with me, on the east side.

1050
01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:41,675
< ....this square.

1051
01:09:42,200 --> 01:09:44,714
- Drop it!
- Careful, I drop the rope.

1052
01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:46,597
Those who are not working should
leave the square. There, take it!

1053
01:09:46,680 --> 01:09:50,912
 Make a chain

1054
01:09:51,360 --> 01:09:56,229
- Attention to the second rope!
- Pull, pull to death! 

1055
01:09:57,920 --> 01:10:01,230
You, brave kamikaze, come here!
Come to this side.

1056
01:10:01,720 --> 01:10:04,757
 All here, support the base,
 straight arms

1057
01:10:04,880 --> 01:10:07,917
 Push, very well.

1058
01:10:08,760 --> 01:10:12,309
 - it's the last one, I don't have more.

1059
01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:16,349
Hold on, it's an absolute emergency,

1060
01:10:16,440 --> 01:10:18,795
we are waiting for the army, Tower Corps.

1061
01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:22,156
Pull strongly, the tower is World Heritage. 
- What's happening?

1062
01:10:22,240 --> 01:10:26,074
- What's happening? Don't you see how it's leaning,
do you think it's normal? Pull, pull!

1063
01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:30,148
Stop there, you make a balance weight.

1064
01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:33,632
There is the Tower Corps!

1065
01:10:33,720 --> 01:10:37,315
- Let's go! Let's go!
- Oh, the police!

1066
01:10:37,640 --> 01:10:40,916
- Wait!
- Wait for me!

1067
01:10:41,280 --> 01:10:44,670
 Hey, I'm leaving!

1068
01:10:44,880 --> 01:10:49,510
- Hey, but where are you going?
- To Bologna, to the Asinelli tower, that one too...

1069
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:55,154
Police is coming

1070
01:11:01,320 --> 01:11:04,835
- Hey, where did they go?

1071
01:11:04,920 --> 01:11:06,592
To Bologna!

1072
01:11:12,400 --> 01:11:16,188
Necchi, go into some alley,
we have to clear up.

1073
01:11:28,040 --> 01:11:28,756
Hey!

1074
01:11:39,320 --> 01:11:39,991
Go! Go!

1075
01:11:45,120 --> 01:11:45,711
Ready!

1076
01:11:50,120 --> 01:11:52,634

1077
01:11:56,880 --> 01:12:00,077
< We screwed them over
< What a show, guys!

1078
01:12:00,160 --> 01:12:03,118
< It's a pity we don't even
have a picture. Oh, shit!

1079
01:12:04,520 --> 01:12:06,351
- Good morning.
- Good morning.

1080
01:12:06,440 --> 01:12:08,795
- Didn't you see the no entry sign?
- Excuse me.

1081
01:12:08,880 --> 01:12:10,074
<i>Antani</i> as if it were
an unhooding..

1082
01:12:10,160 --> 01:12:12,628
..tapioca tharapy
unhooding of strangers?

1083
01:12:12,720 --> 01:12:15,678
Ok, you are strangers,
but the signs are international.

1084
01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:17,034
Give me your license, please.

1085
01:12:19,280 --> 01:12:20,508
- Here you are.
- Thank you.

1086
01:12:24,200 --> 01:12:26,873
< Are you mr Verdirame Augusto,
    from Brescia?

1087
01:12:26,960 --> 01:12:29,394
Sure, Verdirame!
My name's Necchi!

1088
01:12:29,760 --> 01:12:32,320
< Necchi? Then this
isn't your license!

1089
01:12:32,960 --> 01:12:35,520
- What? Let me see.
- Look!

1090
01:12:39,280 --> 01:12:40,793
That's a mistery!

1091
01:12:41,240 --> 01:12:45,028
Didn't you leave it home?
Come on, calmly reconstruct the events.

1092
01:12:45,680 --> 01:12:49,673
Reconstruct! Near Porta Prato
I noticed I didn't have my license.

1093
01:12:49,840 --> 01:12:51,558
I came back, honked..

1094
01:12:51,640 --> 01:12:53,949
..for a while,
since my wife was sleeping..

1095
01:12:54,720 --> 01:12:58,508
..then I asked her to throw
down my wallet. She threw this....

1096
01:12:59,320 --> 01:13:01,550
- It's really a mistery...
- Sorry,..

1097
01:13:01,680 --> 01:13:05,116
..but usually,
where do you keep your wallet?

1098
01:13:05,520 --> 01:13:08,478
In the back pocket of
the pants, like everybody.

1099
01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:12,150
And your pants, when you take
them off, where do you put them?

1100
01:13:12,520 --> 01:13:16,433
< On the chair next to the bed,
like everybody. - Indeed!

1101
01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:20,438
Like mr Verdirame Augusto from Brescia.

1102
01:13:20,840 --> 01:13:24,515
So? Mr Verdirame Augusto 
puts them on a chair..

1103
01:13:24,600 --> 01:13:28,593
..next to his bed in Brescia.
- Yes, when he's in Brescia.

1104
01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:31,872
And when he's in Florence,
he puts them on your chair.

1105
01:13:32,520 --> 01:13:34,875
< It seems clear.

1106
01:13:35,440 --> 01:13:36,953
How? I don't understand.

1107
01:13:37,760 --> 01:13:41,150
Mr policeman, you got it...
It's a delicate case...

1108
01:13:41,240 --> 01:13:43,708
- There has been an exchange.
- ....a common one, but still delicate.

1109
01:13:44,480 --> 01:13:47,313
Sure, given the situation,
we'll turn a blind eye.

1110
01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:51,549
    Don't worry mr Becchi.
    It's fine for me

    1111
    01:13:51,640 --> 01:13:52,436
    Necchi!

    1112
    01:13:57,120 --> 01:14:02,717
    That's why she didn't get upset
    when I told her about the gypsy trip.

    1113
    01:14:04,200 --> 01:14:07,670
    - In fact, she said: "Go, have fun!".
    - What a bitch!

    1114
    01:14:08,440 --> 01:14:11,193
    - How do you dare? She's my wife.
    - And what about my daughter..

    1115
    01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:13,589
    ..is she a bitch and your wife isn't?
    - You can't say that!

    1116
    01:14:13,680 --> 01:14:14,157
    - Put off your hands or I'll spit on you!
    - Try!

    1117
    01:14:16,040 --> 01:14:19,589
    Fuck! I spat on my shirt.

    1118
    01:14:19,680 --> 01:14:21,557
    Go! Get out of here!

    1119
    01:14:22,960 --> 01:14:26,236
    > Oh! Oh! Oh!

    1120
    01:14:28,880 --> 01:14:32,714
    Is that how you start!?
    You'll break my neck.

    1121
    01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:35,719
    I'll break someone else's neck
    once I get home.

    1122
    01:14:35,800 --> 01:14:39,076
    - Revenge is best served cold.
    - So what?

    1123
    01:14:39,160 --> 01:14:42,277
Don't let her know that you know.
Make her betray herself.

1124
01:14:42,680 --> 01:14:47,071
Look at her moves. Don't use 
violence, but smartness.

1125
01:14:47,720 --> 01:14:51,429
- Be smart like a stag
- What a stupid thing to say

1126
01:14:51,640 --> 01:14:54,632
The stag is not smart.
I could be smart like a fox.

1127
01:14:54,760 --> 01:14:58,150
Sure, but the fox
doesn't wear horns.

1128
01:14:58,360 --> 01:15:01,432
- I'll kill you!
- Keep your hands off.

1129
01:15:01,680 --> 01:15:03,477
- I'll spit on you!
- Try!

1130
01:15:03,560 --> 01:15:06,358
- I'll spit on you!
- Try!
< Stop that!

1131
01:15:09,560 --> 01:15:11,994
- Eh!
- You'll pay for my jacket!

1132
01:15:18,480 --> 01:15:20,311
What smartness.

1133
01:15:22,280 --> 01:15:26,068
I'll have her tell the name
of his man by the force of my fists.

1134
01:15:27,360 --> 01:15:28,952
I can tell you the name

1135
01:15:29,280 --> 01:15:35,435
Verdirame Augusto, born in Brescia
in 1940. Do you want the address too?

1136
01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:38,037
Ah, right!

1137
01:15:40,160 --> 01:15:42,549
So, what do I tell to
this pig?

1138
01:15:42,760 --> 01:15:48,471
Nothing. Be civilized.
Show a controlled, manly sorrow.

1139
01:15:48,720 --> 01:15:52,429
Let the pig know that you know,
but that you don't care.

1140
01:15:57,200 --> 01:15:57,950
Of course!

1141
01:15:59,520 --> 01:16:02,273
Or course! I act like
nothing has happened.

1142
01:16:03,520 --> 01:16:06,398
Because, you know,
maybe you won't believe me..

1143
01:16:07,160 --> 01:16:11,756
..but, if I look closely,
I really don't give a shit!

1144
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:13,069
Oh! Bravo!

1145
01:16:15,240 --> 01:16:19,119
- A man is a man.... - You got it?
- ....even when he's a cuckold.

1146
01:16:34,440 --> 01:16:36,237
- Bye.
- Bye.

1147
01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:38,916
- Bye.
- Bye.

1148
01:16:41,880 --> 01:16:43,552
- Bye.
- See you.

1149
01:16:56,960 --> 01:17:00,316
- Come on, take us back to the cars.
- No. Wait a moment.

1150
01:17:01,880 --> 01:17:02,551
What?

1151
01:17:06,400 --> 01:17:08,152
> Slut!

1152
01:17:08,240 --> 01:17:10,117
> I'll kill you!
> It hurts!

1153
01:17:10,200 --> 01:17:13,192
> I'll kill you! Bitch!
> But why....

1154
01:17:13,360 --> 01:17:16,636
> Why? Bitch! > Why?
> Pig!

1155
01:17:16,840 --> 01:17:21,834
> ....you leave me alone. The only
one who sent me roses in 20 years!

1156
01:17:22,200 --> 01:17:25,715
> What's up mr Necchi?

1157
01:17:25,800 --> 01:17:29,429
> What's wrong with you?
> Bitch....

1158
01:17:33,440 --> 01:17:34,031
You're welcome.

1159
01:17:35,240 --> 01:17:37,834
(customers speaking spanish)

1160
01:17:45,280 --> 01:17:47,953
< It's useless to argue
- Score for us

1161
01:17:48,040 --> 01:17:50,190
- Two points....
- How? And this one?

1162
01:17:50,280 --> 01:17:51,838
- There's a meter in between.
- Darling.

1163
01:18:00,560 --> 01:18:05,156
- You, stay calm, I serve him.
What did he order? - A broth.

1164
01:18:19,920 --> 01:18:22,559
He went to get the knife

1165
01:18:35,200 --> 01:18:38,351
He're a special broth,
made today.

1166
01:18:38,800 --> 01:18:42,270
In fact, made now just for you.

1167
01:18:43,120 --> 01:18:44,872
Did he bring him a broth?!

1168
01:18:44,960 --> 01:18:48,191
Of course, with an egg inside,
to make him feel better

1169
01:18:57,040 --> 01:19:00,191
- Is it good?
- It's a bit sour.

1170
01:19:01,200 --> 01:19:04,715
Of course! I pissed in it!

1171
01:19:12,560 --> 01:19:15,518
- Got it. How much is it?
- I offer it.

1172
01:19:16,920 --> 01:19:17,477
No!

1173
01:19:20,480 --> 01:19:20,957
No.

1174
01:19:22,120 --> 01:19:24,634
Now you drink it all.

1175
01:19:32,880 --> 01:19:33,357
Come on!

1176
01:19:36,560 --> 01:19:37,197
Bravo!

1177
01:19:40,680 --> 01:19:44,798
< It's not him anymore. He
acts cinically but.... - You can go now.

1178
01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:49,114
Guys, it's serious things that
can change your personality

1179
01:19:58,160 --> 01:19:59,479
< Let's go!

1180
01:19:59,560 --> 01:20:02,074
Wait!
He wants to do the <i>souvenir d'Italie</i>.

1181
01:20:02,160 --> 01:20:04,037
But be careful.

1182
01:20:04,840 --> 01:20:07,229
(customers speaking spanish)

1183
01:20:12,760 --> 01:20:16,309
[The <i>souvenir d'Italie</i> is a
touristic initiative..]

1184
01:20:16,440 --> 01:20:19,512
[..approved by the town hall
in order to help foreign ladies..]

1185
01:20:19,640 --> 01:20:24,953
[..in bringing home nice views
of our nice country.]

1186
01:20:25,960 --> 01:20:27,279
Put up the screen!

1187
01:20:27,360 --> 01:20:28,998
Give it to me.

1188
01:20:29,080 --> 01:20:31,036
- I go first.
- Ok.

1189
01:20:32,160 --> 01:20:34,913
- Go! - Keep it high.
- Focus..

1190
01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:38,356
..and take a picture of this church
tower by Giotto. - Done!

1191
01:20:40,400 --> 01:20:43,995
- Now put this baptistery!
- High!

1192
01:20:45,720 --> 01:20:48,029
- Stay there.. Done!
- My turn!

1193
01:20:48,120 --> 01:20:50,793
- Take the table cloth.
- I'll take it.

1194
01:20:51,800 --> 01:20:55,236
- Ready? - Off with this Chapel!
- Done!

1195
01:20:56,360 --> 01:20:59,670
- Wait! - Guys, my turn!
- Shh! - What should I do?

1196
01:20:59,840 --> 01:21:02,559
- Pull here, they see us?
- Come here!

1197
01:21:03,480 --> 01:21:06,233
This is a villa by Palladio!

1198
01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:09,150
(customers speaking spanish)

1199
01:21:19,240 --> 01:21:21,800
Thank you! Muchas gracias!
Danke schoen!

1200
01:21:23,200 --> 01:21:24,553
Bitte! Prego!

1201
01:21:24,720 --> 01:21:27,678
Please! Madam, a beer
with <i>supercazzola</i> under the table..

1202
01:21:27,760 --> 01:21:31,150
..like an unhooding straight on
- Muchas gracias!

1203
01:21:31,240 --> 01:21:32,468
Danke schoen!

1204
01:21:43,120 --> 01:21:43,870
Thank you!

1205
01:21:44,960 --> 01:21:47,110
- Okay!
- Have a nice trip!

1206
01:21:47,480 --> 01:21:49,710
- And come back!
- Thanks!

1207
01:21:51,760 --> 01:21:53,910
Are they German or Dutch?

1208
01:21:54,240 --> 01:21:57,073
O genius! Don't you see
it says Espana?

1209
01:21:58,080 --> 01:22:01,993
By the way, what happened
to the girl with the suitcase?

1210
01:22:02,200 --> 01:22:05,636
Right! Poor girl!
We were really mean!

1211
01:22:05,960 --> 01:22:08,349
Don't speak about her!
Don't make me remember!

1212
01:22:08,680 --> 01:22:11,990
It's the regret of my life.
I've been feeling bad for three years.

1213
01:22:12,080 --> 01:22:15,436
< Three? Five or six!
Perozzi was still alive!

1214
01:22:15,520 --> 01:22:18,193
Alive?!
He had been dead for at least one year!

1215
01:22:18,400 --> 01:22:23,679
> He was alive, he got the tickets
with a discount!

1216
01:22:26,040 --> 01:22:28,474
- Come on!
- Excuse me.

1217
01:22:30,160 --> 01:22:31,275
What is she doing?

1218
01:22:41,760 --> 01:22:43,557
Look! What's that?!

1219
01:22:53,600 --> 01:22:57,639
That's not a woman!
It's a seven-leg spider!

1220
01:22:58,600 --> 01:23:01,398
- I find her a bit disgusting, and you?
- Mee too

1221
01:23:01,960 --> 01:23:05,555
Of course, because you have no
gymnastic-erotic fantasies!

1222
01:23:05,840 --> 01:23:07,592
< Look what she can do!

1223
01:23:23,280 --> 01:23:25,794
My love!

1224
01:23:27,120 --> 01:23:27,996
Brava!

1225
01:24:10,520 --> 01:24:13,751
Can you imagine what you can do
with someone like that.

1226
01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:16,594
I'm not interested in fucking
inside a suitcase.

1227
01:24:16,680 --> 01:24:18,989
Got it. You are poor ordinary people.

1228
01:24:19,120 --> 01:24:22,749
The different, the refined
are not for you.

1229
01:24:22,840 --> 01:24:25,274
Lend me 10 000,
then I'll tell you how it went.

1230
01:24:25,360 --> 01:24:27,999
And what can you do with 10 000?
Where do you bring her?

1231
01:24:28,320 --> 01:24:31,278
I'll play the "stripe trick"

1232
01:24:31,880 --> 01:24:33,791
- I'll give you 2 000.
- Okay.

1233
01:24:35,520 --> 01:24:38,512
Thanks. [The "stripe trick",
like Mascetti called it,..]

1234
01:24:38,600 --> 01:24:41,160
[..is a trick that he invented
to spend a night..]

1235
01:24:41,240 --> 01:24:44,869
[..with dancers, tourists and so on
and then disappear.] Brava!

1236
01:24:45,920 --> 01:24:48,195
<i>Pase</i>!

1237
01:24:52,480 --> 01:24:54,038
- May I?
< You're welcome!

1238
01:24:54,120 --> 01:24:56,350
[He introduced himself as a Count..]

1239
01:24:56,440 --> 01:24:58,351
[..he told her about how much he
admired her,..]

1240
01:24:58,440 --> 01:25:01,876
[..he assured her that her talent
would be wasted in such a small theater,..]

1241
01:25:01,960 --> 01:25:03,951
[..that he knew famous producers.]

1242
01:25:04,040 --> 01:25:06,474
[He was shocked at the news
that the poor girl was living..]

1243
01:25:06,560 --> 01:25:08,357
[..in one of the usual dismal hotels..]

1244
01:25:08,440 --> 01:25:11,637
[..and invited her to move to
the best hotel in the town.]

1245
01:25:14,080 --> 01:25:14,910
Darling....

1246
01:25:15,160 --> 01:25:17,879
[The unfortunate person,
with little knowledge of the language..]

1247
01:25:17,960 --> 01:25:20,997
[..and fascinated by the
aristocratic manners of the stranger,..]

1248
01:25:21,080 --> 01:25:24,914
[..hoping for a lucky strike
and convinced by the luxury of the environment..]

1249
01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:26,877
[..in which the Count introduced her..]

1250
01:25:26,960 --> 01:25:30,953
[..wouldn't dare to refuse a night
of love and thankfulness..]

1251
01:25:32,920 --> 01:25:34,717
[He would spend a lot..]

1252
01:25:34,800 --> 01:25:38,759
[..because he would have paid
with the "stripe trick",..]

1253
01:25:39,040 --> 01:25:42,874
[..that is he got up the day after
at dawn,..]

1254
01:25:43,440 --> 01:25:47,956
[..put on a jacket with stripes,
like a porter,..]

1255
01:25:48,520 --> 01:25:50,397
[..took the service elevator,..]

1256
01:25:50,480 --> 01:25:54,029
[..grabbed the suitcases of some customer
who was coming or leaving..]

1257
01:25:54,120 --> 01:25:56,350
[..and went out with those
in front of the night concierge..]

1258
01:25:56,440 --> 01:25:58,556
[..and left the hotel..]

1259
01:25:58,680 --> 01:26:00,830
[..coming to the end of the adventure.]

1260
01:26:01,400 --> 01:26:04,790
[But that time, he got
much more involved.]

1261
01:26:33,200 --> 01:26:35,953
[He disappeared.
We never heard about him.]

1262
01:26:36,240 --> 01:26:39,755
[Then, a month later, and pushed
more by hunger then by concern,..]

1263
01:26:39,840 --> 01:26:42,832
[..his wife came by.
We told her not to worry..]

1264
01:26:42,920 --> 01:26:44,956
[..and then, by counting
how many hotels he had already..]

1265
01:26:45,040 --> 01:26:47,793
[..used up with the
stripe trick,..]

1266
01:26:47,880 --> 01:26:50,838
[..we got him at the
Hotel Pace in Montecatini.]

1267
01:26:51,240 --> 01:26:52,468
All right.
Thanks.

1268
01:26:52,920 --> 01:26:55,514
The Sir Count told me
to wait a moment.

1269
01:26:55,640 --> 01:26:58,108
He's coming as soon as possible,
he's with the barber.

1270
01:26:59,320 --> 01:27:00,309
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.

1271
01:27:07,720 --> 01:27:11,633
Guys, this must cost 150 000 a day.

1272
01:27:12,320 --> 01:27:15,995
- A flat even more!
- And only to sleep!

1273
01:27:17,800 --> 01:27:20,439
- There he is!
- With a new jacket!

1274
01:27:20,520 --> 01:27:24,752
- And shoes! God strike him!
- Those come from Sassaroli.

1275
01:27:24,920 --> 01:27:28,708
- He gave them to him to fix them
and he never saw them again. - Right!

1276
01:27:29,720 --> 01:27:32,917
Hello guys! How are you?
What brings you here?

1277
01:27:33,400 --> 01:27:36,836
- You got a new jacket!
- Yes, cashmere by Zanobetti.

1278
01:27:37,880 --> 01:27:40,997
- One million at least! - In monthly payments!
< And the hotel?

1279
01:27:41,200 --> 01:27:46,399
- Lunch is 40 000 each, we're two.
< 80 000!

1280
01:27:46,600 --> 01:27:51,230
Then dinner, suite, two bathrooms,
hall, wardrobe.

1281
01:27:51,520 --> 01:27:54,273
- More or less....
< 300, 350 a day.

1282
01:27:54,440 --> 01:27:57,034
- But breakfast is included!
- Ah, then....

1283
01:27:57,200 --> 01:27:59,509
- You lost your mind?!
- In your conditions!

1284
01:27:59,600 --> 01:28:01,670
- Criminal! Who pays?
- What did you do?

1285
01:28:01,760 --> 01:28:05,196
- I found a sponsor.
- A shylock!

1286
01:28:05,280 --> 01:28:07,919
Don't you think about your family
who can't even eat!

1287
01:28:08,000 --> 01:28:12,039
Yes, I'm a bastard,
but I don't give a shit!

1288
01:28:12,440 --> 01:28:18,788
I'm 55! Do you understand
that you have one life only and it's not coming back?

1289
01:28:19,640 --> 01:28:21,915
For a month I lived like
in the good old days,

1290
01:28:22,000 --> 01:28:24,798
..when the Mascetti Counts
got out with Isotta Fraschini,..

1291
01:28:24,880 --> 01:28:27,110
..a chauffeur, a butler....
- And a brown bear.

1292
01:28:27,200 --> 01:28:28,758
And a brown bear, indeed!

1293
01:28:28,840 --> 01:28:32,628
In five years I spent all my money
and Alice's

1294
01:28:32,880 --> 01:28:37,351
It's at least 5 or 6 billions,
And I'm proud of it!

1295
01:28:37,680 --> 01:28:39,159
I'm proud of it!

1296
01:28:39,920 --> 01:28:43,993
And then a spider came,
who made me young again.

1297
01:28:44,320 --> 01:28:48,279
Give way! Poor bourgeois, tradesmen, Philistine!

1298
01:28:49,040 --> 01:28:52,715
For the last time, the
Count Mascetti greets you and leaves.

1299
01:28:54,280 --> 01:28:57,716
Wait for me, darling!
Gaetano, my Ferrari.

1300
01:29:01,320 --> 01:29:05,598
Don't worry, in three days I kill myself,
I'll jump from the balcony.

1301
01:29:06,240 --> 01:29:06,831
Farewell!

1302
01:29:11,800 --> 01:29:12,550
Is it true?

1303
01:29:15,600 --> 01:29:17,830
Oh! Oh! Eh!

1304
01:29:22,520 --> 01:29:25,398
- What are you doing here?
- I played the stripe trick.

1305
01:29:25,600 --> 01:29:30,037
- You should hide me for three or
four days. Is it a problem? - No.

1306
01:29:30,680 --> 01:29:33,513
- Didn't you want to commit suicide?
- Yes, but I reconsidered that.

1307
01:29:36,760 --> 01:29:38,478
For the hotel it's ok.

1308
01:29:38,560 --> 01:29:41,791
I played the stripe trick, I left
the contortionist there. She will figure it out.

1309
01:29:41,880 --> 01:29:45,873
- And these suitcases?
- They belong to some Kriger.

1310
01:29:46,840 --> 01:29:50,913
Bring them to the
station and get a ticket..

1311
01:29:51,360 --> 01:29:54,238
..that we will send to the hotel.
Anonimously of course.

1312
01:29:54,400 --> 01:29:58,234
What else? Ah, the Ferrari!
I'll give it back, I'll lose the first payment.

1313
01:29:58,360 --> 01:30:01,796
- You'll take it back, right?
- Yes. Anything else?

1314
01:30:02,040 --> 01:30:06,431
After that, we just have to focus
on the shylock.

1315
01:30:07,240 --> 01:30:10,869
I owe him less than 5 000 000
but he also wanted..

1316
01:30:10,960 --> 01:30:14,077
..four encyclopedias, already paid
by my customers.

1317
01:30:14,160 --> 01:30:17,311
So I have to give them back immediately,
or I end up in jail.

1318
01:30:17,400 --> 01:30:20,517
But, once this problem is solved
everything is fine.

1319
01:30:20,600 --> 01:30:25,116
- In the worst case I'll hang myself in prison
- What's the name of the shylock?

1320
01:30:25,640 --> 01:30:28,200
Sabino Capogreco. May god curse him!

1321
01:30:30,640 --> 01:30:31,755
Weigh it again!

1322
01:30:33,240 --> 01:30:33,956
Third time.

1323
01:30:36,280 --> 01:30:39,636
See? It's six less.
Didn't I see that?

1324
01:30:40,400 --> 01:30:44,678
On 100 grams of lard, it's 6% less.
Why should I lose the 6%?

1325
01:30:45,280 --> 01:30:50,070
On 300 liras, 3, 6, 18,
it's almost 20 liras.

1326
01:30:50,320 --> 01:30:53,915
- Do as you want, mr Sabino.
- as I want... it's how it is!

1327
01:30:54,560 --> 01:30:55,470
Take.

1328
01:30:56,520 --> 01:30:58,511
- Don't you want it?
- Of course!

1329
01:30:58,640 --> 01:31:01,632
- Take it. Thank you.
- Oh! You're welcome. See you!

1330
01:31:48,440 --> 01:31:50,431
Enjoy your meal, mr shylock.

1331
01:31:51,560 --> 01:31:55,792
- Who are you? I don't know you.
- Friends, mr shylock.

1332
01:31:56,120 --> 01:31:59,192
- Who wants to warn you.
- About what?

1333
01:31:59,840 --> 01:32:01,956
You push people to desperation,..

1334
01:32:02,040 --> 01:32:03,917
..but a downfallen aristocratic,
before going to jail,..

1335
01:32:04,000 --> 01:32:06,434
..could do something stupid

1336
01:32:07,680 --> 01:32:12,470
Got it! Mascetti sent you.
You tell me that he wants to kill himself?

1337
01:32:13,120 --> 01:32:16,590
Everybody says that: "I'll kill myself"
then noone does.

1338
01:32:18,680 --> 01:32:21,831
And even if he does,
I don't give a shit.

1339
01:32:22,560 --> 01:32:28,396
I got the encyclopedias as a guarantee.
I sell those and I'm even.

1340
01:32:28,560 --> 01:32:30,994
Mr shylock, I didn't say he wanted
to kill himself.

1341
01:32:31,080 --> 01:32:36,598
- I say he wants to kill you.
- Danger is my job.

1342
01:32:36,920 --> 01:32:41,277
Come on! Leave me alone!
Let me eat!

1343
01:32:41,760 --> 01:32:46,390
Look, I come to the practical side,
I have a bar.

1344
01:32:46,560 --> 01:32:50,872
You give him the encyclopedias
and we guarantee the loan. Okay?

1345
01:32:52,040 --> 01:32:55,919
:What do you have to lose? < 
He is a renowned surgeon

1346
01:32:56,120 --> 01:33:01,035
< Behind you, you have an architect
of the municipality.

1347
01:33:01,920 --> 01:33:03,911
As you see, you are more than 
guaranteed.

1348
01:33:05,680 --> 01:33:10,993
And if I accept, what do I gain.
With no gain I'll refuse for sure.

1349
01:33:11,160 --> 01:33:13,958
If you don't accept I'll
kick you in the ass for sure.

1350
01:33:14,040 --> 01:33:17,669
I had so many! I got the habit!

1351
01:33:17,960 --> 01:33:20,633
Be careful! You won't get
any more money!

1352
01:33:20,920 --> 01:33:23,639
[He was a much tougher nut to crack
than us..]

1353
01:33:23,720 --> 01:33:25,950
[..in the end we had to
sign a written contract..]

1354
01:33:26,040 --> 01:33:28,679
[..to give him a certain number
of services,..]

1355
01:33:28,760 --> 01:33:31,194
[..according to our possibilities
and jobs.]

1356
01:33:31,360 --> 01:33:32,873
[We saved Mascetti,..]

1357
01:33:33,000 --> 01:33:36,675
[..but a life of persecution
and torment started.]

1358
01:33:45,440 --> 01:33:46,316
What's up?

1359
01:33:46,720 --> 01:33:51,953
What's up? The coffee is watery,
and the pastry was made yesterday! Fix that!

1360
01:33:57,080 --> 01:33:59,640
- Is it going on for long still?
- Of course!

1361
01:33:59,760 --> 01:34:03,912
The contract calls for six months
of good cappuccinos and hot pastry.

1362
01:34:04,280 --> 01:34:07,955
We're in for a laugh! [After twenty days,
Carmen couldn't stand it..]

1363
01:34:08,160 --> 01:34:12,312
[..and Sassaroli thought about eliminating him
with a poisonous injection.]

1364
01:34:12,600 --> 01:34:14,830
- It's ok, you can put back your clothes
- And blood pressure?

1365
01:34:14,960 --> 01:34:18,714
We measured it five days ago.
You're as healthy as a shark.

1366
01:34:18,880 --> 01:34:21,155
The contract says: complete and
accurate visits.

1367
01:34:22,040 --> 01:34:23,917
Dr Melchiorri, please,..

1368
01:34:25,560 --> 01:34:30,111
..measure the pressure. - I don't
know him. I want the head physician!

1369
01:34:31,280 --> 01:34:32,872

1370
01:34:33,560 --> 01:34:36,996
[Luckily we came to the last straw]

1371
01:34:37,080 --> 01:34:37,671

1372
01:34:42,560 --> 01:34:45,028
- Hello? - Where is the professor?
- Just a moment.

1373
01:34:47,520 --> 01:34:49,670
- Professor.
- Thank you, sister.

1374
01:34:51,960 --> 01:34:54,349
- Who is that?
> It's Sabino Capogreco.

1375
01:34:54,600 --> 01:34:57,353
Do you know what time it is!
Half past two!

1376
01:34:58,000 --> 01:35:01,709
- Mr Sabino, go fuck yourself!
> But I'm feeling bad!

1377
01:35:03,280 --> 01:35:03,996
Hello?

1378
01:35:04,600 --> 01:35:06,875
- What do you feel?
> Pain.

1379
01:35:07,040 --> 01:35:09,838
- Pain where?
> Here near the kidney.

1380
01:35:10,000 --> 01:35:12,150
- Ouch! ouch!
> What?

1381
01:35:12,560 --> 01:35:15,677
- Ouch! ouch!
> Oh God, what's that?

1382
01:35:16,080 --> 01:35:20,278
No, don't worry. Stay still,
I'll take care of it immediately.

1383
01:35:20,880 --> 01:35:23,997
I'll send you an ambulance,
emergency room.

1384
01:35:25,200 --> 01:35:27,555
[The day after that,
while we were betting on football,..]

1385
01:35:27,640 --> 01:35:29,471
[..Sassaroli made a triumphal entrance..]

1386
01:35:29,560 --> 01:35:31,835
[..and announced with the sound
of the trumpets in Aida....]

1387
01:35:31,920 --> 01:35:34,514
Guys! He's ours!

1388
01:35:34,680 --> 01:35:37,956
I tied him to the bed.
We'll have him pay for everything.

1389
01:35:38,520 --> 01:35:39,635
Revenge!

1390
01:35:40,080 --> 01:35:48,636
#Yes, revenge, terrible revenge
is all that my heart desires.#

1391
01:35:48,960 --> 01:35:57,117
# The hour of your punishment hastens on,
that hour which will be your last.#

1392
01:35:57,680 --> 01:36:01,195
#Parapo, parapo, parapo
pon pon pon pon.#

1393
01:36:01,600 --> 01:36:05,036
#Fratelli d'Italia,
l'Italia s'è desta,..#

1394
01:36:05,280 --> 01:36:08,955
#..dell'elmo di Scipio
s'è cinta la testa....#

1395
01:36:09,040 --> 01:36:11,838
- The contortionist! Block her!
- Raffaello!

1396
01:36:11,920 --> 01:36:13,114
The girl with the suitcase!

1397
01:36:13,200 --> 01:36:15,236
- Good evening.
- How can I help you?

1398
01:36:15,320 --> 01:36:18,437
- Raffaello, <i>donde esta</i>?
- The Count was here just a moment ago.

1399
01:36:18,720 --> 01:36:22,429
He must be in the toilet.
I'll call him.

1400
01:36:25,480 --> 01:36:29,189
> Busy! - Sir Count,
a young lady asks for you.

1401
01:36:29,280 --> 01:36:31,953
- That pig of your mother
- Yours!

1402
01:36:32,040 --> 01:36:34,918
- Raffaello! - Carmensita, my love!
Where were you? - Me?

1403
01:36:35,000 --> 01:36:39,278
- Yes! I looked for you everywhere.
I couldn't find you. - True, true.

1404
01:36:39,640 --> 01:36:43,838
He was desperate. He always asked: "Where
did Carmensita end up?".

1405
01:36:43,920 --> 01:36:45,876
(with a Spanish accent)
I walked a lot.

1406
01:36:45,960 --> 01:36:48,952
Es luck that I found
this ticket in your pocket..

1407
01:36:49,040 --> 01:36:52,112
..with an address of this place.
Look. -Ah! The bill!

1408
01:36:52,360 --> 01:36:55,750
If you paid the bill of
the restaurant, this wouldn't happen.

1409
01:36:55,840 --> 01:36:58,877
But why did you leave?
No has telefonado! Nada!

1410
01:36:59,120 --> 01:37:01,156
Darling, I'm a businessman

1411
01:37:01,240 --> 01:37:03,913
<i>Blinda</i> the premature
<i>supercazzola</i>, a matter of cheques

1412
01:37:04,000 --> 01:37:07,310
<i>Tapia tapioca tapiocaterapia,</i>
in dollars, pounds..

1413
01:37:07,600 --> 01:37:11,070
..tieshoe, shoetie, things
in the hotel. But you?

1414
01:37:11,440 --> 01:37:15,149
- They threw me out of the hotel.
- Rascals! It's absurd.

1415
01:37:15,320 --> 01:37:17,880
They left me only my suitcase.

1416
01:37:18,440 --> 01:37:23,468
- Mira. Empty, nada. - I'll show
them now. I'm going to the hotel.

1417
01:37:23,560 --> 01:37:26,757
< No! You stop!
I got you. Yo no soy stupid.

1418
01:37:26,840 --> 01:37:29,115
You want to run away
you tired of mi.

1419
01:37:29,520 --> 01:37:31,033
But I'm going nowhere.

1420
01:37:31,160 --> 01:37:35,631
I lost everything, my jacket,
my fur, my ring, my job.

1421
01:37:35,800 --> 01:37:39,315
- What do I do now?
- (,Qué lavoro hace usted, senorita?

1422
01:37:39,720 --> 01:37:41,995
Right, you don't know her, sir.

1423
01:37:42,080 --> 01:37:45,311
He is Sassaroli, a big producer.

1424
01:37:45,400 --> 01:37:48,710
The lady is a contortionist and
with this suitcase..

1425
01:37:48,920 --> 01:37:54,119
..she makes an exceptional show
- Never seen anything like that!

1426
01:37:54,560 --> 01:37:56,073
Mucho gusto, senorita.

1427
01:37:57,800 --> 01:38:00,314
- (,Qué lavoro es éste?
- Extraordinary!

1428
01:38:00,480 --> 01:38:04,393
She twists and fits inside this
small suitcase.

1429
01:38:05,320 --> 01:38:07,550
- And she closes it.
- No es posible.

1430
01:38:07,640 --> 01:38:11,189
No? We have all seen that!

1431
01:38:11,520 --> 01:38:14,830
- Show him!
- Yes! Let's move everything!

1432
01:38:15,680 --> 01:38:18,433
- Sassaroli, what are you up to?
- Wait, let's see....

1433
01:38:18,520 --> 01:38:22,798
- Let's see what? - Maybe she will
be hired - Where?

1434
01:38:23,240 --> 01:38:26,357
For my circus chain.
Los Circos Sassaroles.

1435
01:38:26,960 --> 01:38:28,791
Of course,
yo no prometto nada.

1436
01:38:28,960 --> 01:38:31,599
Primero, tengo que veder.
Usted es libre?

1437
01:38:31,760 --> 01:38:35,548
Of course she's free.
Come on! Show him.

1438
01:38:35,720 --> 01:38:36,596
No, guys!

1439
01:38:37,360 --> 01:38:41,239
You don't want to stop her career,
egoist! She has a future in the suitcase.

1440
01:38:41,920 --> 01:38:44,992
- How can she breathe?
- There are holes!

1441
01:38:45,640 --> 01:38:48,950
Ah, are there? Then, senorita,
bueno. Acomodase.

1442
01:38:49,760 --> 01:38:52,638
- I can't work without music.
- Music? Immediately!

1443
01:38:52,720 --> 01:38:55,439
- Music!
- I'm going to the juke box.

1444
01:38:55,520 --> 01:38:57,476
- Well!
- Gracias.

1445
01:38:59,160 --> 01:39:02,311
The atmosphere is ready!

1446
01:39:04,200 --> 01:39:06,111
It's extraordinary, professor

1447
01:39:06,840 --> 01:39:09,308
- Never seen anything like that.
- There you are.

1448
01:39:10,320 --> 01:39:11,230
Come on

1449
01:39:13,240 --> 01:39:16,596
- Attention! - 
Brava! - Silence!

1450
01:39:30,920 --> 01:39:32,956
- Well!
- Let's go, quick!

1451
01:39:33,200 --> 01:39:34,792
go, go. Op! Op! Op!

1452
01:39:36,960 --> 01:39:38,439
He's leaving!

1453
01:39:38,520 --> 01:39:40,988
- Run!
- Quick, he's leaving!

1454
01:39:43,160 --> 01:39:44,593
She's settled!

1455
01:39:45,080 --> 01:39:46,354

1456
01:39:50,880 --> 01:39:51,915
Is it here?

1457
01:39:52,000 --> 01:39:53,274
Very clear

1458
01:39:54,120 --> 01:39:56,680
ow ow ow ouch.

1459
01:39:57,680 --> 01:40:00,399
Why this "ow ow ow ouch"?

1460
01:40:00,880 --> 01:40:04,031
Can I know what's the matter?
What do I have? Is it serious?

1461
01:40:04,640 --> 01:40:07,234
< No, not really desperate, no.

1462
01:40:07,440 --> 01:40:10,477
- Desperate?
- Do you have relatives? - Why?

1463
01:40:11,040 --> 01:40:15,079
It would be nice to let them know.

1464
01:40:15,320 --> 01:40:16,912
About what?

1465
01:40:17,000 --> 01:40:19,275
That you have an urgent operation.

1466
01:40:19,360 --> 01:40:20,554
< A serious one.

1467
01:40:20,960 --> 01:40:23,269
Do you see these two pigsties?

1468
01:40:23,640 --> 01:40:24,834
Pigsties? What are they?

1469
01:40:24,920 --> 01:40:29,118
Your kidneys. Left and right.
We have to take them out.

1470
01:40:29,480 --> 01:40:32,313
Is it a joke?
How does one live without kidneys?

1471
01:40:32,440 --> 01:40:33,350
You die!

1472
01:40:34,120 --> 01:40:36,236
< Let's not jump to conclusions.

1473
01:40:36,320 --> 01:40:38,675
The situation is serious.
I told you.

1474
01:40:38,760 --> 01:40:42,070
We have to find a donor
for a transplant.

1475
01:40:42,400 --> 01:40:44,356
< Donor means he gives
it away for free?

1476
01:40:44,440 --> 01:40:46,032
Someone gives away a good kidney
and you want..

1477
01:40:46,120 --> 01:40:48,759
..him to do that for free?
- He'd be a fool!

1478
01:40:48,840 --> 01:40:52,958
I would have one.
a parasitic nephew..

1479
01:40:53,840 --> 01:40:57,276
..I disinherited him. I could
make a small change..

1480
01:40:57,440 --> 01:41:00,034
..to my will
and pay him when I die.

1481
01:41:00,160 --> 01:41:03,311
Because they told me
that transplants between relatives..

1482
01:41:03,400 --> 01:41:06,039
..end up better.
- Old theories.

1483
01:41:06,120 --> 01:41:09,317
In fact, it's the opposite, recent
research proved..

1484
01:41:09,400 --> 01:41:13,598
..that transplants between close
relatives are like marriage: abortions.

1485
01:41:14,200 --> 01:41:16,350
One hundred percent, guaranteed rejection.

1486
01:41:16,440 --> 01:41:19,398
Then we must absolutely
find a stranger.

1487
01:41:19,480 --> 01:41:20,629
> May I?

1488
01:41:23,840 --> 01:41:27,469
- Then it's really true.
Both of them? - Yes.

1489
01:41:28,440 --> 01:41:31,955
Poor Sabino, I'm so sorry.
Who would have told..

1490
01:41:32,080 --> 01:41:34,514
..a man so healthy, so active.

1491
01:41:34,840 --> 01:41:36,193
It's true, life is like that..

1492
01:41:36,280 --> 01:41:39,113
..one day you're here, next
day you're in the tomb. Be brave.

1493
01:41:39,200 --> 01:41:41,714
< What tomb! I only need

1494
01:41:41,800 --> 01:41:44,155
someone to give me a kidney..
< Like it's nothing!

1495
01:41:44,240 --> 01:41:46,390
- In 24 hours.
- By paying.

1496
01:41:46,480 --> 01:41:48,277
Life has no price.

1497
01:41:49,000 --> 01:41:53,073
Why? He needs a kidney?
And if he finds it he's safe?

1498
01:41:53,240 --> 01:41:55,117
Sure, one hundred percent.

1499
01:41:56,000 --> 01:41:59,072
But then, Sabino, I'll give it to you.
How? You helped me..

1500
01:41:59,240 --> 01:42:01,913
..when I needed!
And now I'm here.

1501
01:42:02,240 --> 01:42:04,390
How much would you pay?

1502
01:42:04,760 --> 01:42:08,230
- The current market value
of a kidney - Eh!

1503
01:42:08,400 --> 01:42:10,356
Why "eh"?
- It's millions!

1504
01:42:10,560 --> 01:42:14,155
No, Sabino, let's make a nice thing.
You forgive my loans..

1505
01:42:14,320 --> 01:42:17,835
..and I give you a kidney. You
don't pay a cent and we're even.

1506
01:42:17,920 --> 01:42:20,036
I got good kidneys, do you
want to see me pissing?

1507
01:42:20,120 --> 01:42:22,236
< Stay there!
- We need a blood donor..

1508
01:42:22,320 --> 01:42:23,992
..for such a difficult operation.
- Right

1509
01:42:24,080 --> 01:42:27,595
- It's not important now!
- no! It's not that easy..

1510
01:42:27,680 --> 01:42:30,592
..as you think. You have 
a blood group that is..

1511
01:42:30,680 --> 01:42:32,591
..very difficult to find: X-1-2.

1512
01:42:33,040 --> 01:42:35,679
- What? What? What?
< X-1-2.

1513
01:42:36,000 --> 01:42:37,558
It's mine!

1514
01:42:37,680 --> 01:42:39,511
What a coincidence!

1515
01:42:39,680 --> 01:42:43,229
Yes, it's my blood group.
I'll transfuse my blood.

1516
01:42:43,840 --> 01:42:46,229
Mr Sabino, you were born lucky.

1517
01:42:47,520 --> 01:42:50,751
Come on, a coagulant injection tonight

1518
01:42:50,840 --> 01:42:53,752
..an evacuating enema
and we meet tomorrow..

1519
01:42:53,840 --> 01:42:57,150
..in the operation theatre.
- So nice!

1520
01:42:57,400 --> 01:43:00,392
[mr Sabino took the enema
and other..]

1521
01:43:00,480 --> 01:43:03,711
[..evacuating cures. He never
entered the operation theatre.]

1522
01:43:03,800 --> 01:43:06,837
[A good dose of anesthetic
sent him for a dream..]

1523
01:43:06,920 --> 01:43:09,150
[..long enough to bandage him
like a baby..]

1524
01:43:09,240 --> 01:43:11,390
[..and wait together for
his awakening.]

1525
01:43:14,520 --> 01:43:16,033
He's waking up!

1526
01:43:25,000 --> 01:43:27,036
Wake up! wake up!

1527
01:43:27,560 --> 01:43:29,516
Can you hear me?
Who am I?

1528
01:43:30,360 --> 01:43:33,830
Sassaroli

1529
01:43:34,000 --> 01:43:36,116
Professor Sassaroli.
Bravo!

1530
01:43:36,240 --> 01:43:37,878
Professor Sassaroli. Bravo!

1531
01:43:38,040 --> 01:43:39,996
- How many?
- Three.

1532
01:43:40,640 --> 01:43:44,474
Bravo! You are very alert!
How tough! Look here,..

1533
01:43:45,520 --> 01:43:48,910
..smile. Smile!
There you go. - Am I dead?

1534
01:43:49,120 --> 01:43:52,237
< No! All is good.
All is perfect.

1535
01:43:53,040 --> 01:43:55,031
- You're safe!
- Am I?

1536
01:43:55,120 --> 01:43:57,350
In a few days, you'll be out..

1537
01:43:57,440 --> 01:44:00,034
..and you have to thank
these friends of yours.

1538
01:44:00,320 --> 01:44:01,196

1539
01:44:01,320 --> 01:44:02,469
What do they have?

1540
01:44:06,520 --> 01:44:08,590
< He gave you a piece of skin
from the buttocks..

1541
01:44:08,680 --> 01:44:12,195
..for the plastic surgery of the scar.
You will not be able to see a thing!

1542
01:44:12,280 --> 01:44:16,239
Ouch! it burns! it burns!
I can't even remain flat on my back!

1543
01:44:16,600 --> 01:44:19,353
Did you stick on me a piece
of skin from his ass?

1544
01:44:19,440 --> 01:44:21,715
Sure, he gave you his kidney,
I gave you my ass.

1545
01:44:21,800 --> 01:44:23,392
I don't want to know.

1546
01:44:23,480 --> 01:44:24,913
Look, if I knew it was
so painful,..

1547
01:44:25,000 --> 01:44:28,436
..I wouldn't have given my
kidney to you! I gave it to you!

1548
01:44:28,600 --> 01:44:30,352
What a pain! What a pain!

1549
01:44:30,520 --> 01:44:32,988
I got two out, and
I don't feel anything.

1550
01:44:33,080 --> 01:44:35,514
You know, mr Sabino,
you're a special case.

1551
01:44:35,600 --> 01:44:38,160
They asked for a report
in a scientific journal.

1552
01:44:38,240 --> 01:44:40,879
- With pictures. - I don't give
away my pictures for free!

1553
01:44:41,080 --> 01:44:44,755
You have to. It's a scientific
and civil obligation. Attention!

1554
01:44:45,040 --> 01:44:48,635
All the donors with the patient
in the picture for the journal.

1555
01:44:48,720 --> 01:44:50,597
- It doesn't get up anymore!
- Quick, quick!

1556
01:44:50,680 --> 01:44:53,558
- My kidney hurts!
- with the renowned clinician..

1557
01:44:53,640 --> 01:44:55,073
..and the saved patient.

1558
01:44:55,200 --> 01:44:57,794
Here I am.
Come on. Smile!

1559
01:44:57,880 --> 01:44:59,950
[Naturally, Sassaroli
accelerated as much as possible..]

1560
01:45:00,040 --> 01:45:02,600
[..our recovery, and he
sent us home..]

1561
01:45:02,680 --> 01:45:05,990
[..in good health and ready
to party for the healing..]

1562
01:45:06,080 --> 01:45:09,595
[..with a field trip and a dinner
in a well known trattoria..]

1563
01:45:09,680 --> 01:45:13,559
[.. in the surroundings, of course
offered by Sabino the shylock.]

1564
01:45:15,200 --> 01:45:16,713
Do you piss well now?

1565
01:45:16,880 --> 01:45:18,074
I also did before.

1566
01:45:18,160 --> 01:45:21,357
So, you have to thank us all
that brought you..

1567
01:45:21,440 --> 01:45:25,069
..back to the world. With a nice dinner,
a nice drink, and a fire.

1568
01:45:25,280 --> 01:45:26,793
Fire? What fire?

1569
01:45:27,040 --> 01:45:30,555
A fire with those loan bills,
in exchange for the kidney I gave you.

1570
01:45:30,720 --> 01:45:34,156
- According to the agreement.
- Which agreement?

1571
01:45:34,400 --> 01:45:37,710
You said that, I
didn't promise anything.

1572
01:45:37,880 --> 01:45:42,271
To be generouse, I could give up
the interest:

1573
01:45:42,440 --> 01:45:45,637
..never the capital!
- But how, you ugly scum..

1574
01:45:45,720 --> 01:45:48,154
..you take back your word?
- I never said anything!

1575
01:45:48,240 --> 01:45:50,959
- Disgusting toad!
- I was also there,..

1576
01:45:51,040 --> 01:45:53,076
..I was also there
We were all there.

1577
01:45:53,160 --> 01:45:55,674
- All witnesses.
- What? What?

1578
01:45:55,760 --> 01:45:59,469
They're promises you extorted.
Taking advantage of a disabled person.

1579
01:45:59,560 --> 01:46:02,711
Stuff you said.
You took advantage of a poor man..

1580
01:46:02,800 --> 01:46:07,237
..who was going to die. And I
would be the shylock, the vampire?

1581
01:46:07,600 --> 01:46:10,478
I will report you
to the police,..

1582
01:46:10,680 --> 01:46:12,796
..the five of you!

1583
01:46:12,880 --> 01:46:14,996
Stop! Stop!

1584
01:46:17,240 --> 01:46:19,879
Get out of here,
disgusting toad!

1585
01:46:19,960 --> 01:46:23,270
- Dirty worm!
- Tapeworm! - Out!

1586
01:46:23,640 --> 01:46:26,200
I'm going out.
Anyway I had to take a shit.

1587
01:46:26,640 --> 01:46:28,995
I haven't done it in three days.

1588
01:46:29,080 --> 01:46:31,355
- Sewer rat.
- See you.

1589
01:46:31,440 --> 01:46:34,159
- Farewell!
- Who wants to see you again?

1590
01:46:36,640 --> 01:46:40,519
- And we leave him like that?
- No, no, just a moment.

1591
01:46:41,120 --> 01:46:42,155
Can you let me get out?

1592
01:46:44,640 --> 01:46:45,277
There.

1593
01:46:55,120 --> 01:46:57,953
[What is genius?
It's creativity, intuition,..]

1594
01:46:58,040 --> 01:47:00,759
[..quick evaluations
and speed of execution.]

1595
01:47:26,840 --> 01:47:28,717

1596
01:47:34,440 --> 01:47:36,670
- Ah! Ah!
- Got it?

1597
01:47:44,040 --> 01:47:46,031
We're going for a laugh.

1598
01:47:46,640 --> 01:47:48,039
I took it!

1599
01:48:00,400 --> 01:48:02,868

1600
01:48:05,720 --> 01:48:06,630
Where is it?

1601
01:48:10,400 --> 01:48:11,389
Oh God what's that?

1602
01:48:16,000 --> 01:48:17,194
Oh my God!

1603
01:48:22,560 --> 01:48:24,073
> Come on, quick!

1604
01:48:26,520 --> 01:48:29,830
Come on, we're not 
dogs like you.

1605
01:48:29,920 --> 01:48:32,957
We waited for you.

1606
01:48:33,960 --> 01:48:36,679
We're civilized.
We're human beings.

1607
01:48:38,080 --> 01:48:40,913
Come on!

1608
01:48:48,520 --> 01:48:50,078

1609
01:48:50,160 --> 01:48:53,550
- But how? - You are not
feeling well, what's up?

1610
01:48:53,720 --> 01:48:55,392
True, he's pale!

1611
01:48:55,480 --> 01:48:56,708
Maybe the scar hurts.

1612
01:48:56,800 --> 01:48:58,631
Is it some after effect
of the operation?

1613
01:48:58,720 --> 01:49:00,995
It could be, you never know.
How do you feel?

1614
01:49:01,160 --> 01:49:05,836
I don't know I don't understand.
I was sure I did it, everything fine

1615
01:49:05,920 --> 01:49:08,229
- Constipation? - No.
- Diarrhea?

1616
01:49:08,320 --> 01:49:11,949
No. Normal, I tell you.
Everything as usual. I'm telling you,..

1617
01:49:12,160 --> 01:49:15,550
..if I say that then it's true,
isn't it? - So?

1618
01:49:16,160 --> 01:49:18,674
So, so, so,
there's nothing.

1619
01:49:18,960 --> 01:49:20,439
Nothing? How nothing?

1620
01:49:20,600 --> 01:49:23,592
It's not there. I did it
I go check..

1621
01:49:23,680 --> 01:49:25,875
..it's not there.
Nothing on the ground.

1622
01:49:25,960 --> 01:49:28,520
- Ow ow ow ouch!

1623
01:49:28,600 --> 01:49:29,953
- What's "ow ow ouch"?
- I've never heard..

1624
01:49:30,040 --> 01:49:31,792
..anything like that.
And it's twenty years..

1625
01:49:31,880 --> 01:49:33,871
..that I work for crime news.
- I don't know.

1626
01:49:33,960 --> 01:49:35,678
Professor, what could
have happened?

1627
01:49:35,760 --> 01:49:38,957
- ow ow ouch! - What
"ow ow ouch"? Again?

1628
01:49:39,040 --> 01:49:42,271
It's a typical case of <i>defecatio
hysterica</i>. You have a clear impression..

1629
01:49:42,360 --> 01:49:43,873
..of defecating, but nothing comes out.

1630
01:49:44,480 --> 01:49:46,436
Like hysterical pregnancy.

1631
01:49:46,600 --> 01:49:49,068
- Yes, more or less.
- Is it serious?

1632
01:49:49,320 --> 01:49:52,915
It depends. The rectum is hit
by hysterical atony.

1633
01:49:53,200 --> 01:49:55,839
- If it doesn't unlock itself it's the end.
- But then it unlocks.

1634
01:49:55,920 --> 01:49:57,069
- Never!
- Never?

1635
01:49:57,480 --> 01:50:01,029
That is, you have to help it.
You need an anal transplant.

1636
01:50:01,200 --> 01:50:03,191
You need to operate quickly.

1637
01:50:04,240 --> 01:50:06,754
Ow ow ouch, we might still
be in time, guys!

1638
01:50:06,840 --> 01:50:07,989
White napkin!

1639
01:50:08,080 --> 01:50:10,594
- Run, full speed!
- To the hospital!

1640
01:50:10,680 --> 01:50:12,989

1641
01:50:13,080 --> 01:50:15,719
But where do we find
an asshole donor?

1642
01:50:15,800 --> 01:50:17,153
I can give him half,
but first we go to the notary!

1643
01:50:21,040 --> 01:50:24,191
[It's been six years since then.
We are in one of..]

1644
01:50:24,280 --> 01:50:27,238
[..those moments of depression
and crysis, that our poor..]

1645
01:50:27,320 --> 01:50:31,029
[..Perozzi called "realization of
our nothingness" and that Necchi..]

1646
01:50:31,120 --> 01:50:33,714
[..called "we are four
poor fools". In the end,..]

1647
01:50:33,800 --> 01:50:36,837
[..in such days we should rather
stay alone.]

1648
01:50:36,920 --> 01:50:40,071
[But instead we stay together,
although we have nothing to say.]

1649
01:50:40,160 --> 01:50:43,118
[But what do we miss? We feel good,
life is always good..]

1650
01:50:43,200 --> 01:50:45,395
[..and the future is full of promises.]

1651
01:50:45,880 --> 01:50:48,917
- Gambrinus, "The time of beans",..

1652
01:50:50,160 --> 01:50:55,234
..Excelsior, "The time of faggots".
Odeon.... - Oh, genius,..

1653
01:50:55,320 --> 01:50:57,709
..aren't you ashamed
at your age and in your position?

1654
01:50:57,800 --> 01:51:01,315
To make such silly jokes. Come on!

1655
01:51:01,400 --> 01:51:03,994
Since I'm an important man
I can allow myself..

1656
01:51:04,080 --> 01:51:06,799
..to be a fool.
It's people who aren't worth a thing..

1657
01:51:06,880 --> 01:51:08,996
..like you
who can't afford it.

1658
01:51:09,080 --> 01:51:12,436
- Do you think you are worth
more than me? - Of course.

1659
01:51:12,520 --> 01:51:15,956
Remember that my family appears
in the history of Florence..

1660
01:51:16,040 --> 01:51:20,033
..since 1191. And we had a castle
in Figline Valdarno.

1661
01:51:20,480 --> 01:51:23,756
Two palaces in the town,
while you were still..

1662
01:51:24,000 --> 01:51:27,151
..slaves and shit loaders.
- Words..

1663
01:51:27,320 --> 01:51:30,949
..are worth nothing. Today,
Everything has a market value.

1664
01:51:31,040 --> 01:51:33,190
- Why? - How much
are you worth on the market?

1665
01:51:33,280 --> 01:51:35,396
- Is there a market for men?
- Of course,..

1666
01:51:35,480 --> 01:51:37,869
..didn't you read the newspaper?
To free the ship owner..

1667
01:51:37,960 --> 01:51:41,032
..Pedretti they paid
a two billion ransom.

1668
01:51:41,160 --> 01:51:43,879
- How much would they ask for you?
- Nothing

1669
01:51:43,960 --> 01:51:46,076
- They wouldn't even steal him.
- See?

1670
01:51:46,160 --> 01:51:48,037
It's the ruthless law
of the market.

1671
01:51:48,120 --> 01:51:50,111
Shut up, vulgar tradesman.

1672
01:51:51,480 --> 01:51:54,836
So, if they kidnapped my
and asked for,..

1673
01:51:55,000 --> 01:51:58,629
..two billions for ransom,
you wouldn't move..

1674
01:51:58,800 --> 01:52:01,837
..a finger to free me?
- Oh, Raffaello,..

1675
01:52:02,080 --> 01:52:04,230
..why should we
make such an unreal hypothesis?

1676
01:52:04,720 --> 01:52:07,439
..and a useless one?
- No, it's useful, very useful,..

1677
01:52:08,000 --> 01:52:11,515
..because that lets me know
finally whom am I with.

1678
01:52:13,040 --> 01:52:15,315
Let's see, let's start
from you, Melandri.

1679
01:52:18,120 --> 01:52:19,109
Eh, eh....

1680
01:52:25,040 --> 01:52:27,759
Raffaello, you know, I'm
alone in this world.

1681
01:52:27,840 --> 01:52:30,434
If you take that ground floor
flat in the city centre,..

1682
01:52:30,520 --> 01:52:33,273
..a villa in the countryside,
those rare books..

1683
01:52:33,360 --> 01:52:36,397
..that I love,
about ten family pieces of furniture..

1684
01:52:36,480 --> 01:52:39,153
..that after all those years
are a true part of myself..

1685
01:52:39,240 --> 01:52:41,708
..a few famous paintings,
that would be a crime to sell..

1686
01:52:41,800 --> 01:52:44,872
..since they raise in value
every year, what do I have?

1687
01:52:45,520 --> 01:52:45,997
And you?

1688
01:52:47,120 --> 01:52:50,556
< Lello, I have a good restaurant,..

1689
01:52:50,720 --> 01:52:54,429
..a wonderful bar, a pool room
but I don't own a thing..

1690
01:52:54,520 --> 01:52:57,910
..everything is owned by Carmen!
What can I give you?

1691
01:52:59,120 --> 01:53:03,716
Born of humble origin,
it took a life of sacrifice..

1692
01:53:04,040 --> 01:53:07,032
..to get a position
in the field of medicine,..

1693
01:53:07,280 --> 01:53:09,999
..a villa in the hills,
and a luxury hospital

1694
01:53:11,240 --> 01:53:14,277
Should I start again?
At my age?

1695
01:53:16,440 --> 01:53:17,634
Never!

1696
01:53:19,080 --> 01:53:21,435
So for you, friendship is nothing!

1697
01:53:21,880 --> 01:53:25,270
You would be inclined to
have me killed by the bandits?

1698
01:53:25,360 --> 01:53:26,873
<i>Mors tua, vita mea.</i>

1699
01:53:27,600 --> 01:53:30,990
And I thought that my feelings
were reciprocated!

1700
01:53:31,920 --> 01:53:33,911
I would have given everything..

1701
01:53:34,480 --> 01:53:37,517
..I own, without wavering, for you.

1702
01:53:37,760 --> 01:53:39,591
Of course: you got nothing!

1703
01:53:39,680 --> 01:53:41,989
Two different chairs,
and a toilet with no seat.

1704
01:53:42,080 --> 01:53:44,913
And a debt of 30
visits from me.

1705
01:53:45,560 --> 01:53:49,030
Yes, you opened my eyes.
They kidnapped me,..

1706
01:53:49,720 --> 01:53:51,790
..you didn't pay,
dirty scoundrels,..

1707
01:53:51,880 --> 01:53:54,553
..they cut my ear and they
sent it to you.

1708
01:53:54,640 --> 01:53:56,232
And they killed me.

1709
01:53:57,160 --> 01:54:00,755
But you are the actual assassins!
You dirty scum..

1710
01:54:00,960 --> 01:54:04,839
..that I considered like brothers.
Brothers killed brothers.

1711
01:54:05,720 --> 01:54:07,312
You will never see me again

1712
01:54:08,400 --> 01:54:08,991
Cain!

1713
01:54:15,040 --> 01:54:16,553

1714
01:54:20,280 --> 01:54:24,478
[Now they're calling me again,
they know me, they'll call me again]

1715
01:54:25,040 --> 01:54:27,679
[Yes, we laugh, we say
we are assholes for a while..]

1716
01:54:27,800 --> 01:54:30,519
[..and we invent something
to spend the evening.]

1717
01:54:36,240 --> 01:54:37,559
Raffaello!

1718
01:54:37,640 --> 01:54:39,870
Come here, don't
be a fool.

1719
01:54:40,360 --> 01:54:42,157
We'll pay the ransom!

1720
01:54:42,280 --> 01:54:43,679
Raffaello!

1721
01:54:43,840 --> 01:54:48,118
If they send me your dick
I sell my hospital!

1722
01:54:48,280 --> 01:54:51,909
Look, Raffaello, we are
passing the hat

1723
01:54:52,280 --> 01:54:55,272
- Raffaello!
- Raffaello!

1724
01:54:56,120 --> 01:54:57,712
What's up? Is it a joke?

1725
01:55:00,160 --> 01:55:01,673
Lay him down!

1726
01:55:06,000 --> 01:55:09,117
[I had a small house in the countryside
between Pisa and Lucca,..]

1727
01:55:09,200 --> 01:55:11,668
[..which I never used,
I gave it to Mascetti..]

1728
01:55:11,760 --> 01:55:14,513
[..so that he had a real house
for his family..]

1729
01:55:14,600 --> 01:55:17,433
[..and some land to keep
a garden and some hens.]

1730
01:55:17,520 --> 01:55:20,751
[Then, with a few scams
by Melandri in the Town Hall,..]

1731
01:55:20,960 --> 01:55:24,350
[..and by myself for the health insurance,
we got him a pension..]

1732
01:55:24,480 --> 01:55:26,596
[..for "work related handicap".]

1733
01:55:27,760 --> 01:55:30,558
- Come, Lellino.

1734
01:55:33,400 --> 01:55:36,233
You're doing well!

1735
01:55:37,160 --> 01:55:40,709
Now, Melandri, take him around

1736
01:55:41,760 --> 01:55:42,875
Take him around.

1737
01:55:42,960 --> 01:55:44,632
- I let him go.
- No wait.

1738
01:55:44,720 --> 01:55:47,029
- Gentle, pay attention.
- What are we doing?

1739
01:55:47,120 --> 01:55:49,350
Giro d'Italia?

1740
01:55:50,160 --> 01:55:52,674
Now the leg, first the good one.

1741
01:55:53,920 --> 01:55:56,912
- Are you happy?
- Go, now the other one.

1742
01:55:58,560 --> 01:56:02,075
- How do you like it?
- It's the latest model!

1743
01:56:02,200 --> 01:56:04,395
Ultralight race model.

1744
01:56:04,560 --> 01:56:08,109
He was better on his armchair
right Lellino?

1745
01:56:08,200 --> 01:56:09,952
I was better when
I was better

1746
01:56:10,040 --> 01:56:11,951
Prepare the dinner.

1747
01:56:12,080 --> 01:56:14,548
Yes, are you all staying, right?

1748
01:56:14,640 --> 01:56:17,074
- Of course
- Thank you

1749
01:56:17,160 --> 01:56:19,628
So what can you tell us.

1750
01:56:19,920 --> 01:56:22,275
You're fine, you
look like Roosevelt!

1751
01:56:22,560 --> 01:56:24,676
Let's go around.

1752
01:56:27,080 --> 01:56:29,514
I find you very very 
well, you know.

1753
01:56:29,600 --> 01:56:31,591
Yes! You're really
improving quickly.

1754
01:56:31,680 --> 01:56:34,592
Every time you come here,
you find that I'm improving.

1755
01:56:34,680 --> 01:56:37,990
- Lello, can you feel the leg?
- What the fuck are you talking about?

1756
01:56:38,560 --> 01:56:42,758
I hear it. When I hit it.

1757
01:56:43,040 --> 01:56:45,508
I'm not deaf, I'm paralytic.

1758
01:56:45,960 --> 01:56:47,837
Don't say "paralytic".

1759
01:56:47,920 --> 01:56:49,876
Psychological factors
are important

1760
01:56:49,960 --> 01:56:52,315
- Should I say "paraculo"?
- We don't say paralytic,..

1761
01:56:52,400 --> 01:56:54,516
..we say paraplegic.
- Even the blind..

1762
01:56:54,600 --> 01:56:57,990
..now are called unsighted.
- Right.

1763
01:56:58,200 --> 01:57:02,955
For example, the impotent are not
impotent any more, they are unfucking.

1764
01:57:03,320 --> 01:57:07,438
Now you are an unfucking paraplegic.

1765
01:57:08,360 --> 01:57:11,113
I'm more fucking that you,
and more that before.

1766
01:57:11,440 --> 01:57:13,396
But whom should I fuck?
That one?

1767
01:57:16,080 --> 01:57:18,548
Look how she's happy now.

1768
01:57:19,160 --> 01:57:22,470
At last I'm all hers,
she owns me, I can't run away.

1769
01:57:25,600 --> 01:57:29,195
She cuddles me, she washes me,
she combs me, she puts on the baby powder.

1770
01:57:30,200 --> 01:57:31,997
< She prepares my food.

1771
01:57:32,160 --> 01:57:36,153
Look what a nice chair
has granpa got. Take, dad,..

1772
01:57:36,280 --> 01:57:39,556
..I'll leave it to you, I
just changed him. Stay with granpa.

1773
01:57:41,840 --> 01:57:43,319
Grandpa my balls.

1774
01:57:44,320 --> 01:57:47,710
Look, they throw him to me
like I'm an urinal..

1775
01:57:47,960 --> 01:57:51,350
..and then he pisses on me.
Shut up, don't break my balls!

1776
01:57:52,920 --> 01:57:57,072
They want me to feel useful,
but I don't give a shit..

1777
01:57:57,320 --> 01:58:00,630
I've always been useless..

1778
01:58:02,000 --> 01:58:03,513
Now he shits on me.

1779
01:58:04,480 --> 01:58:06,789
But free, God, I was free.

1780
01:58:06,880 --> 01:58:09,633
..I have always been.
Until she came..

1781
01:58:09,720 --> 01:58:11,278
..this fucking Hemi.

1782
01:58:12,560 --> 01:58:13,959
Who is Hemi?

1783
01:58:14,480 --> 01:58:17,916
Hemiparesis. Who did you think it is?
A hottie?

1784
01:58:18,120 --> 01:58:21,510
- He said Hemi...
- Shut up, shut up.

1785
01:58:23,560 --> 01:58:26,996
Listen, don't come
here again, please.

1786
01:58:27,760 --> 01:58:30,149
When I see you
I feel worse.

1787
01:58:30,320 --> 01:58:34,472
I think, I remember, I envy you.

1788
01:58:35,920 --> 01:58:38,195
Let's do like we did with
the poor Perozzi.

1789
01:58:38,320 --> 01:58:39,230
One down.

1790
01:58:39,640 --> 01:58:42,712
Do the same for the poor Mascetti.
Two down.

1791
01:58:43,760 --> 01:58:47,594
There is no goal anymore,
I don't enjoy it.

1792
01:58:47,680 --> 01:58:50,877
- Don't say that.
- Are you crazy?

1793
01:58:50,960 --> 01:58:53,030
We'll always find a way
to have a laugh.

1794
01:58:53,120 --> 01:58:54,951
We invent so many foolish things!

1795
01:58:55,040 --> 01:58:57,873
- Until there's life.
- I don't enjoy it.

1796
01:58:57,960 --> 01:58:59,154
Come on.

1797
01:58:59,720 --> 01:59:02,188

1798
01:59:08,480 --> 01:59:10,436
< Take your place.

1799
01:59:13,480 --> 01:59:14,310
< Ready?

1800
01:59:17,240 --> 01:59:17,990

1801
01:59:18,640 --> 01:59:21,473
< Come on Lello,
the start is important!

1802
01:59:21,720 --> 01:59:25,793
< Go, Lello!
Don't be discouraged!

1803
01:59:25,920 --> 01:59:27,751
Go, Raffaello!

1804
01:59:28,040 --> 01:59:29,519
< Bravo!

1805
01:59:29,640 --> 01:59:31,358
< Pisa! Pisa!

1806
01:59:31,720 --> 01:59:36,794
< Push! Push! You're alone!

1807
01:59:37,720 --> 01:59:40,473
Go on! Go on!

1808
01:59:40,880 --> 01:59:42,757
- Come on!

1809
01:59:42,960 --> 01:59:46,077
- Run! Go!
- Bravo, Raffaello!

1810
01:59:46,280 --> 01:59:48,794
< It's the taking part that counts!