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index.html
<!DOCTYPE html>
<meta charset="utf-8">
<link rel="stylesheet" href="http://cmx.io/v/0.1/cmx.css"/>
<script src="http://cmx.io/v/0.1/cmx.js"></script>
<style>.cmx-user-scene4 .cmx-text-border .cmx-path {stroke: orange}</style>
<body>
<div style="max-width:900px; -webkit-transform:rotate(0deg);">
<scene id="scene1">
<label t="translate(0,346)">
<tspan x="0" y="0em">One excited morning</tspan>
</label>
<drawing t="translate(0,31)">
<line stroke="green">
<point x="0" y="0"></point>
<point x="250" y="20"></point>
</line>
</drawing>
<actor t="translate(71,19) rotate(-2)" pose="-11,9|-5,117|-11,99|-11,89|-11,79|-11,59|-16,34|-21,9|-6,34|-1,9|-18,79|-18,59|-6,79|-1,59">
<bubble t="translate(9,11)" pose="0,0|-20,10|-81,49|19,66|-21,145|-73,109">
<tspan x="1em" y="-3em">Hi Rob!</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="-1em">I'll be working on</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="0em">Erlvolt on a</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="1em" fill="blue">tropical island!</tspan>
<tspan x="1.7em" y="6em">Yes!</tspan>
</bubble>
</actor>
<actor t="translate(159,15)" pose="28,1|30,109|28,91|28,81|28,71|28,51|18,31|18,1|33,26|38,1|23,71|18,51|38,71|38,51">
<bubble t="translate(-2,-9)" pose="0,0|-14,24|-36,69|27,28|8,72|-35,93">
<tspan x="0" y="-2em">you mean</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="-1em">like sun and</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="0em">ocean ...</tspan>
<tspan x="-1em" y="1em">hammocks, cold</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="2em">beverages?</tspan>
</bubble>
</actor>
</scene>
<scene id="scene2">
<drawing t="translate(0,31)">
<line stroke="green">
<point x="0" y="0"></point>
<point x="250" y="20"></point>
</line>
</drawing>
<actor t="translate(71,19) rotate(-2)" pose="-11,9|-1,114|-11,99|-11,89|-11,79|-11,59|-16,34|-21,9|-6,34|-1,9|-18,79|-18,59|-6,79|13,83">
<bubble t="translate(-3,0)" pose="0,0|-12,22|-83,104|45,21|-37,182|-58,162">
<tspan x="0" y="-1em">I'll be having it all</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="0em">the true hacker's dream!</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="1em">I can't quite</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="2em"><tspan fill="blue">believe</tspan> it myself!</tspan>
<tspan x="2em" y="9em">nah!</tspan>
</bubble>
</actor>
<actor t="translate(159,15)" pose="28,1|30,109|28,91|28,81|28,71|28,51|18,31|13,1|33,26|38,1|23,71|18,51|38,71|38,51">
<bubble t="translate(-2,-9)" pose="0,0|7,33|14,66|-73,30|-52,62|-94,103">
<tspan x="0" y="0em">hmm, cool! sounds</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="1em">almost too good</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="2em">to be </tspan fill="blue">true</tspan> ...</tspan>
</bubble>
</actor>
</scene>
<scene id="scene3" height="230">
<label t="translate(0,225)">
<tspan x="0" y="0em">On the tropical island</tspan>
</label>
<actor t="translate(209,4) rotate(2)" pose="-41,48|-10,105|0,88|0,78|0,68|0,48|-5,23|-10,-2|5,23|10,-2|-11,70|-4,54|17,86|-4,110">
<bubble t="translate(-6,0)" pose="0,0|-2,-24|-29,-72|-86,-64|-99,79|-165,70">
<tspan x="0" y="-1em">hey! it's hot.</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="1em">GF wants to hike.</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="2em"></tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="3em">the problem isn't</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="4em">the idea but the</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="5em">implementation ... is</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="6em">that some form of</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="7em" fill="red">circular reality</tspan>
<tspan x="3em" y="8em">or is it a</tspan>
<tspan x="-1em" y="9em" fill="red">process management</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="10em">thing? *sweat*</tspan>
</bubble>
</actor>
</scene>
<scene id="scene4" width="300" height="98" margin-y="3" frame="no">
<label t="translate(28,88)" pose="0,0|1,-9">
<tspan x="0" y="0em">~ Erlvolt</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="1em">~ Erlang VoltDB Driver</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="2em">~ 877k transactions/sec</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="3em">~ open-source</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="4em">~ </tspan>find it at <tspan fill="blue">github.com</tspan>
</label>
<actor t="translate(192,29)" pose="73,-56|69,46|73,34|93,22|81,12|82,1|66,-10|63,-39|79,-16|92,-30|63,19|42,19|65,11|40,6">
</actor>
</scene>
</div>
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