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You are at your desk in your cubicle. Your computer is here, ready for WORK. A clock and a photo are on the partition.
You see the back of Gord's head.
Christmas music continues to play. You can't stand it.
You hate this song.
>HACK
If there was any reason to do unethical behaviour, this song would be it...
You open a terminal window...
Welcome to JanPona 18.04.5 MUT (YAK/Minux 1.2.3-186-generic x86_64)
Type 'HELP' for commands.
>terry@workcomputer:~$ HELP
YAK bash, version 3.2.57(10-release (x86_64-mango)
These shell commands are defined internally. Type 'HELP' to see this list.
ARP - view network IP addresses
CALL PEL - a command to message Pel
CAT filename - show file
CLS - clear screen
EXIT - exit session
LS - list directory
SSH computer name - secure tunnel (no pwd required)
TELNET computer name - access machine
>terry@workcomputer:~$ TELNET GORD
QUESTION -> Enter in password below
Enter in password below
>:A
ANSWER -> a
Wrong password. Permission denied.
>terry@workcomputer:~$ CALL
Username required.
Command not found. Try HELP.
>terry@workcomputer:~$ CALL PEL
User connected...
Pel: Hey, Terry. Trying to play games here.
Terry: Hi! You're online! I need help.
Pel: With what?
Terry: Gord is playing 'Wham' again.
Pel: He's a man of habit.
Terry: I want to stop it.
Pel: Right. Access his computer. I even left you a hint.
Terry: The music server is on his computer, right?
Pel: No, it's separate machine. However, Gord has special access to it.
Terry: So if I get access to Gord's computer...?
Pel: You can immediately access the music server without a password.
Terry: Thank you!
Pel: Love you!
Terry: Love you! Bye-bye!
User has disconnected.
>terry@workcomputer:~$ CALL PEL
User connected...
Pel: Terry, there is no pause button on my game! Make it quick.
Terry: The password...
Pel: His IP address has four numbers. His password is four letters.
Terry: Ahhh. Okay.
Pel: Bye! Love you.
Terry: Thanks!
User has disconnected.
>terry@workcomputer:~$ TELNET GORD
QUESTION -> Enter in password below
Enter in password below
>:JAWA
ANSWER -> jawa
Logging in...
Welcome to JanPona 18.04.5 MUT (YAK/Minux 1.2.3-186-generic x86_64)
Type 'HELP' for commands.
>gord@foreveralone:~$ HELP
YAK bash, version 3.2.57(10-release (x86_64-mango)
These shell commands are defined internally. Type 'HELP' to see this list.
ARP - view network IP addresses
CALL PEL - a command to message Pel
CAT filename - show file
CLS - clear screen
EXIT - exit session
LS - list directory
SSH computer name - secure tunnel (no pwd required)
TELNET computer name - access machine
>gord@foreveralone:~$ SSH MUSICSERVER
Logging in...
Welcome to JanPona 16.04.7 MUT (YAK/Minux 0.1.2-186-generic x86_64)
New release '18.04.5 MUT' available.
Run 'DO-RELEASE-UPGRADE' to upgrade to it.
Type 'HELP' for commands.
>gord@musicserver:~$ LS
WARNING.txt
>gord@musicserver:~$ CAT WARNING
Due to continual hacking of this server, access has been severely limited.
Unauthorized employees will be disciplined.
>gord@musicserver:~$ CAT WARNING.TXT
Due to continual hacking of this server, access has been severely limited.
Unauthorized employees will be disciplined.
>gord@musicserver:~$ HELP
YAK bash, version 3.2.57(10-release (x86_64-mango)
These shell commands are defined internally. Type 'HELP' to see this list.
ARP - view network IP addresses
CALL PEL - a command to message Pel
CAT filename - show file
CLS - clear screen
EXIT - exit session
LS - list directory
SSH computer name - secure tunnel (no pwd required)
TELNET computer name - access machine
>gord@musicserver:~$ CALL PEL
User connected...
Pel: Terry!
Terry: So, about this password.
Pel: How do you change numbers to letters?
Pel: And you only need to run one command on the music server!
Terry: Oh! That's pretty straightforward!
Pel: I'm trying to play a game! Bye!
Terry: Bye!
User has disconnected.
>gord@musicserver:~$ HELP
YAK bash, version 3.2.57(10-release (x86_64-mango)
These shell commands are defined internally. Type 'HELP' to see this list.
ARP - view network IP addresses
CALL PEL - a command to message Pel
CAT filename - show file
CLS - clear screen
EXIT - exit session
LS - list directory
SSH computer name - secure tunnel (no pwd required)
TELNET computer name - access machine
>gord@musicserver:~$ ARP
Gord (10.1.23.1) at fe:00:00:00:00:00 [ether] on eth0
Bert (10.1.1.10) at fe:00:00:00:00:00 [ether] on eth0
Errol (10.1.2.14) at fe:00:00:00:00:00 [ether] on eth0
Terry (10.1.2.14) at fe:00:00:00:00:00 [ether] on eth0
>gord@musicserver:~$ LS
WARNING.txt
>gord@musicserver:~$ EXIT
logout
Connection closed.
>terry@workcomputer:~$ TELNET GORD
QUESTION -> Enter in password below
Enter in password below
>:JAWA
ANSWER -> jawa
Logging in...
Welcome to JanPona 18.04.5 MUT (YAK/Minux 1.2.3-186-generic x86_64)
Type 'HELP' for commands.
>gord@foreveralone:~$ SSH MUSICSERVER
Logging in...
Welcome to JanPona 16.04.7 MUT (YAK/Minux 0.1.2-186-generic x86_64)
New release '18.04.5 MUT' available.
Run 'DO-RELEASE-UPGRADE' to upgrade to it.
Type 'HELP' for commands.
>gord@musicserver:~$ EXIT
logout
Connection closed.
>terry@workcomputer:~$ TELNET GORD
QUESTION -> Enter in password below
Enter in password below
>:JAWA
ANSWER -> jawa
Logging in...
Welcome to JanPona 18.04.5 MUT (YAK/Minux 1.2.3-186-generic x86_64)
Type 'HELP' for commands.
>gord@foreveralone:~$ TELNET GORD
QUESTION -> Enter in password below
Enter in password below
>:JAWA
ANSWER -> jawa
Logging in...
Welcome to JanPona 18.04.5 MUT (YAK/Minux 1.2.3-186-generic x86_64)
Type 'HELP' for commands.
>gord@foreveralone:~$ LS
starwarsfanfic.doc
todo.txt
>gord@foreveralone:~$ CALL MELL
User is not logged in.
>gord@foreveralone:~$ SSH MUSICSERVER
Logging in...
Welcome to JanPona 16.04.7 MUT (YAK/Minux 0.1.2-186-generic x86_64)
New release '18.04.5 MUT' available.
Run 'DO-RELEASE-UPGRADE' to upgrade to it.
Type 'HELP' for commands.
>gord@musicserver:~$ HELP
YAK bash, version 3.2.57(10-release (x86_64-mango)
These shell commands are defined internally. Type 'HELP' to see this list.
ARP - view network IP addresses
CALL PEL - a command to message Pel
CAT filename - show file
CLS - clear screen
EXIT - exit session
LS - list directory
SSH computer name - secure tunnel (no pwd required)
TELNET computer name - access machine
>gord@musicserver:~$ SSH GORD
Permission denied.
>gord@musicserver:~$ TELNET GORD
QUESTION -> Enter in password below
Enter in password below
>:JAWA
ANSWER -> jawa
Logging in...
Welcome to JanPona 18.04.5 MUT (YAK/Minux 1.2.3-186-generic x86_64)
Type 'HELP' for commands.
>gord@foreveralone:~$ SSH GORD
Permission denied.
>gord@foreveralone:~$ TELNET GORD
QUESTION -> Enter in password below
Enter in password below
>:JAWA
ANSWER -> jawa
Logging in...
Welcome to JanPona 18.04.5 MUT (YAK/Minux 1.2.3-186-generic x86_64)
Type 'HELP' for commands.
>gord@foreveralone:~$ SSH MUSICSERVER
Logging in...
Welcome to JanPona 16.04.7 MUT (YAK/Minux 0.1.2-186-generic x86_64)
New release '18.04.5 MUT' available.
Run 'DO-RELEASE-UPGRADE' to upgrade to it.
Type 'HELP' for commands.
>gord@musicserver:~$ EXIT
logout
Connection closed.
>terry@workcomputer:~$ TELNET GORD
QUESTION -> Enter in password below
Enter in password below
>:JAWA
ANSWER -> jawa
Logging in...
Welcome to JanPona 18.04.5 MUT (YAK/Minux 1.2.3-186-generic x86_64)
Type 'HELP' for commands.
>gord@foreveralone:~$ JAWA
Command not found. Try HELP.
>gord@foreveralone:~$ TSOTP
Command not found. Try HELP.
>gord@foreveralone:~$ TSTOP
Command not found. Try HELP.
>gord@foreveralone:~$ JAWA
Command not found. Try HELP.
>gord@foreveralone:~$ TELNET GORD
QUESTION -> Enter in password below
Enter in password below
>:JAWA
ANSWER -> JAWA
Wrong password. Permission denied.
>gord@foreveralone:~$ TELNET GORD
QUESTION -> Enter in password below
Enter in password below
>:JAWA
ANSWER -> JAWA
Wrong password. Permission denied.
>gord@foreveralone:~$ EXIT
logout
Connection closed.
>terry@workcomputer:~$ TELNET GORD
QUESTION -> Enter in password below
Enter in password below
>:JAWA
ANSWER -> JAWA
Wrong password. Permission denied.
>terry@workcomputer:~$ TELNET GORD
QUESTION -> Enter in password below
Enter in password below
>:JAWA
ANSWER -> JAWA
Wrong password. Permission denied.
>terry@workcomputer:~$ EXIT
logout
Saving session...
[Process complete]
You are at your desk in your cubicle. Your computer is here, ready for WORK. A clock and a photo are on the partition.
You see the back of Gord's head.
Christmas music is playing: "Last Christmas I gave you my heart..."
You hate this song.
You can't do that.
>TSTOP
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