Meaning of Life over Coffee

.coffee

whatIsTheMeaningOf = (life) ->

  you = (born) ->
    meaningOfLife isnt 'important'
    yourQualities = pure and happy and fearless
  
  (you) -> 'live' and begin to: 'experience'
  
  while you.age < 'teenager' 
    your.qualities = [ 
      solipsistic,
      selfish,
      demanding
    ]
    you.life is easy 
  
  then_you = (teenager) -> 
    meaningOfLife is 'hedonistic'

    your.qualities = [
      douchebag,
      rebellious,
      experimental
    ]
  
    (you) ->
      try
        (everything) ->
          drugs
          alcohol
          sex
      catch stds
        setTimeout life
      finally
        change

  you attend university
  for subjects in university
    you pick subject

    meaningOfLife is 'success'

    while you.inside university
      goals = [
        "become wealthy", 
        "study hard", 
        "be a rockstar",
        "conquer the world"
      ]

    goals.each (goal) ->
      "You achieve #{goal}"

    meaningOfLife isnt 'complete' 
    you 'seek love' and 'a family'
    
    this throws you in 'loop' until you.realize meaningOfLife is 42