Add some vulgarity to page #fun

script-bookmark.js

javascript:{var%20whitespace%20=%20"-\/|.,!:;'\"%20\t\n\r{}[]()";var%20stack%20=%20[];var%20curNIndex%20=%200;var%20curNode%20=%20null;var%20curIndex%20=%20-1;var%20state%20=%201;var%20lastword%20=%20'';String.prototype.startsWith%20=%20function(prefix)%20{return%20this.indexOf(prefix)%20===%200;};String.prototype.endsWith%20=%20function(suffix)%20{return%20this.match(suffix+"$")%20==%20suffix;};/*%20Nie%20moge%20tak%20robi%C4%87%20niestety%20*/function%20kurwizeLink(url){if(url.startsWith('javascript:'))return%20url;%20/*%20chyba%20niewiele%20moge%20zrobic%20kurwa%20*/if(url.startsWith('#'))return%20url;if(url.startsWith('https://www.google.pl'))return%20url;%20/*%20no,%20bo%20kurwa,%20bez%20jaj%20;p%20*/var%20base%20=%20'';if(!url.startsWith('http')){base%20=%20location.protocol%20+%20"://"%20+%20location.host;if(!url.startsWith('/')){var%20pathname%20=%20location.pathname;base%20+=%20pathname.substring(0,%20pathname.lastIndexOf('/'));}}return%20'http://kurwa.keraj.net/?url='+base+url;};function%20nextLetter(){if(curNode==null)return%20null;if(curIndex%20>=%20curNode.data.length){curNode%20=%20stack[++curNIndex];curIndex%20=%20-1;if(curNode==null)return%20null;}curIndex++;if(curIndex%20>=%20curNode.data.length){return%20'%20';}return%20curNode.data[curIndex];};function%20nextAfterWord(){/*%20lastword%20=%20'';%20*//*%20szukamy%20poczatku%20kurwa%20wyrazu%20*/dupa:while(true){do%20{var%20let%20=%20nextLetter();if(let==null)return%20false;}%20while(whitespace.indexOf(let)!=-1);if(state==1){/*%20byliszmy%20na%20poczatku,%20teraz%20kurwa%20bedziemy%20szukac%20konca%20wyrazu%20*/state%20=%202;return%20true;};state%20=%203;var%20starting%20=%20curIndex;do%20{var%20let%20=%20nextLetter();if(let==null)return%20false;if(state==1)continue%20dupa;}%20while(whitespace.indexOf(let)==-1);/*%20ostatni%20wyraz,%20moze%20sie%20kurwa%20przydac%20pozniej%20zeby%20nasz%20algorytm%20byl%20bardziej%20inteligentny%20*//*%20trza%20to%20jeszcze%20kurwa%20usprawnic%20*/lastword%20=%20curNode.data.substr(starting,curIndex-starting);return%20true;}};function%20putHere(text){if(curNode==null)return;/**%20oj,%20trzeba%20to%20kurwa%20fixn%C4%85%C4%87%20kiedy%C5%9B%20*/curNode.data%20=%20curNode.data.substr(0,curIndex)%20+%20(state!=2?'%20':'')%20+text+%20(state==2?'%20':'')%20+%20curNode.data.substr(curIndex);curIndex%20+=%20text.length%20+%202;};function%20replaceLast(text)%20{var%20s2%20=%20curNode.data.substr(curIndex);curIndex%20-=%20lastword.length;var%20s1%20=%20curNode.data.substr(0,curIndex);curIndex+=%20text.length;curNode.data%20=%20s1%20+%20text%20+%20s2;}/**%20rekurencyjnie%20szukamy%20tylko%20tekstu%20kurwa%20*/function%20przelec(node){if(typeof%20node%20!=%20"object"%20||%20typeof%20node.childNodes%20!=%20"object")return;var%20children%20=%20node.childNodes;for%20(var%20i%20=%200;%20i%20<%20children.length;%20i++){var%20child%20=%20children[i];/*%20nie%20IFRAME,%20bo%20sie%20moze%20kurwa%20crashn%C4%85%C4%87,%20nie%20SCRIPT...%20wiadomo,%20nie%20PRE%20-%20bo%20to%20moze%20byc%20kurwa%20kod%20%C5%BAr%C3%B3d%C5%82owy...%20chocia%C5%BC%20mo%C5%BCe%20fajnie%20by%20by%C5%82o%20widzie%C4%87%20co%C5%9B%20w%20stylu%20std:kurwa:cout%20*/if(child.nodeType==1%20&&%20child.tagName!="SCRIPT"%20&&%20child.tagName!="IFRAME"%20/*&&%20child.tagName!="PRE"*/){przelec(child);};if(child.nodeType==3){stack.push(child);};if(child.tagName=="A"){%20/*%20child.href=kurwizeLink(child.href+'');%20*/};};};if((typeof%20DONT_KURWA)%20===%20"undefined"%20||%20!DONT_KURWA)%20{przelec(document.body);curNode%20=%20stack[0];var%20i%20=%20Math.floor(Math.random()*9);var%20forpe%20=%20window.location.href.indexOf("4programmers")%20>%20-1;/*%20a%20tak%20se%20sprawdzimy%20:D%20if(forpe){while(nextAfterWord())%20{var%20word%20=%20'Adam%20Boduch';var%20rnd%20=%20Math.random()%20*%205;if(rnd<1)word%20=%20"Adam";else%20if(rnd<2)%20word%20=%20"Boduch";else%20if(rnd<3)word%20=%20"klacze";replaceLast(word);}return;}%20*/while(nextAfterWord()){if(i--<=0){if(lastword=='na')continue;if(lastword=='do')continue;if(lastword=='jak')continue;if(forpe)%20{if(lastword=='i')continue;if(lastword=='o')continue;if(lastword=='w')continue;if(lastword=='z')continue;if(lastword=='a')continue;if(lastword=='u')continue;if(lastword=='si%C4%99')continue;if(lastword.startsWith('niekt'))continue;if(lastword.startsWith('r%C3%B3%C5%BCn'))continue;replaceLast('Adam%20Boduch');}%20else%20{if(lastword=='nie')continue;if(lastword=='kurwa')continue;putHere('kurwa');}var%20i%20=%202%20+%20Math.floor(Math.random()*8);};};}%20else%20{alert("Ta%20strona%20nie%20lubi%20by%C4%87%20wulgaryzowana%20:(");}}%20void%200;

script.js

var whitespace = "-\/|.,!:;'\" \t\n\r{}[]()";
var stack = [];
var curNIndex = 0;
var curNode = null;
var curIndex = -1;
var state = 1;
var lastword = '';
String.prototype.startsWith = function (prefix) {
    return this.indexOf(prefix) === 0;
};
String.prototype.endsWith = function (suffix) {
    return this.match(suffix + "$") == suffix;
};/* Nie moge tak robi%C4%87 niestety */


function nextLetter() {
    if (curNode == null) return null;
    if (curIndex >= curNode.data.length) {
        curNode = stack[++curNIndex];
        curIndex = -1;
        if (curNode == null) return null;
    }
    curIndex++;
    if (curIndex >= curNode.data.length) {
        return ' ';
    }
    return curNode.data[curIndex];
};

function nextAfterWord() {/* lastword = ''; *//* szukamy poczatku kurwa wyrazu */
    dupa:while (true) {
        do {
            var let = nextLetter();
            if (let == null) return false;
        } while (whitespace.indexOf(let) != -1);
        if (state == 1) {/* byliszmy na poczatku, teraz kurwa bedziemy szukac konca wyrazu */
            state = 2;
            return true;
        }
        ;state = 3;
        var starting = curIndex;
        do {
            var let = nextLetter();
            if (let == null) return false;
            if (state == 1) continue dupa;
        } while (whitespace.indexOf(let) == -1);/* ostatni wyraz, moze sie kurwa przydac pozniej zeby nasz algorytm byl bardziej inteligentny *//* trza to jeszcze kurwa usprawnic */
        lastword = curNode.data.substr(starting, curIndex - starting);
        return true;
    }
};

function putHere(text) {
    if (curNode == null) return;
    /** oj, trzeba to kurwa fixn%C4%85%C4%87 kiedy%C5%9B */curNode.data = curNode.data.substr(0, curIndex) + (state != 2 ? ' ' : '') + text + (state == 2 ? ' ' : '') + curNode.data.substr(curIndex);
    curIndex += text.length + 2;
};

function replaceLast(text) {
    var s2 = curNode.data.substr(curIndex);
    curIndex -= lastword.length;
    var s1 = curNode.data.substr(0, curIndex);
    curIndex += text.length;
    curNode.data = s1 + text + s2;
}

/** rekurencyjnie szukamy tylko tekstu kurwa */function przelec(node) {
    if (typeof node != "object" || typeof node.childNodes != "object") return;
    var children = node.childNodes;
    for (var i = 0; i < children.length; i++) {
        var child = children[i];/* nie IFRAME, bo sie moze kurwa crashn%C4%85%C4%87, nie SCRIPT... wiadomo, nie PRE - bo to moze byc kurwa kod %C5%BAr%C3%B3d%C5%82owy... chocia%C5%BC mo%C5%BCe fajnie by by%C5%82o widzie%C4%87 co%C5%9B w stylu std:kurwa:cout */
        if (child.nodeType == 1 && child.tagName != "SCRIPT" && child.tagName != "IFRAME" /*&& child.tagName!="PRE"*/) {
            przelec(child);
        }
        ;
        if (child.nodeType == 3) {
            stack.push(child);
        }
        ;
    }
    ;
};
if ((typeof DONT_KURWA) === "undefined" || !DONT_KURWA) {
    przelec(document.body);
    curNode = stack[0];
    var i = Math.floor(Math.random() * 9);
    var forpe = window.location.href.indexOf("4programmers") > -1;/* a tak se sprawdzimy :D if(forpe){while(nextAfterWord()) {var word = 'Adam Boduch';var rnd = Math.random() * 5;if(rnd<1)word = "Adam";else if(rnd<2) word = "Boduch";else if(rnd<3)word = "klacze";replaceLast(word);}return;} */
    while (nextAfterWord()) {
        if (i-- <= 0) {
            if (lastword == 'na') continue;
            if (lastword == 'do') continue;
            if (lastword == 'jak') continue;
            if (forpe) {
                if (lastword == 'i') continue;
                if (lastword == 'o') continue;
                if (lastword == 'w') continue;
                if (lastword == 'z') continue;
                if (lastword == 'a') continue;
                if (lastword == 'u') continue;
                if (lastword == 'si%C4%99') continue;
                if (lastword.startsWith('niekt')) continue;
                if (lastword.startsWith('r%C3%B3%C5%BCn')) continue;
            } else {
                if (lastword == 'nie') continue;
                if (lastword == 'kurwa') continue;
                putHere('kurwa');
            }
            var i = 2 + Math.floor(Math.random() * 8);
        }
        ;
    }
    ;
} else {
    alert("Ta strona nie lubi by%C4%87 wulgaryzowana :(");
}