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* **Ancestor's Call**<span style="color: #2f2f2f;"> "Hey! Ancestors!" - Ancestor's call</span> | |
* **Anima Golem** The Dark Animus is evil and mysterious and huge and unable to write sentences that utilize proper grammar. | |
* **Annoy-o-Tron** The inventor of the Annoy-o-Tron was immediately expelled from Tinkerschool, Tinkertown, and was eventually exiled from the Eastern Kingdoms altogether. | |
* **Anodized Robo Cub** It's adorable! AND OH MY GOODNESS WHY IS IT EATING MY FACE | |
* **Antique Healbot** They don't make 'em like they used to! (Because of explosions, mostly.) | |
* **Arcane Nullifier X-21** There was some hard talk between gnome magi and engineers about inventing this mech. | |
* **Blingtron 3000** PREPARE PARTY SERVOS FOR IMMEDIATE DEPLOYMENT. | |
* **Bolvar Fordragon** Spoiler alert: Bolvar gets melted and then sits on an ice throne and everyone forgets about him. | |
* **Bomb Lobber** He lobbies Orgrimmar daily on behalf of bombs. | |
* **Bouncing Blade** Only goblins would think this was a good idea. Even they are starting to have their doubts. | |
* **Burly Rockjaw Trogg** He's burly because he does CrossFit. | |
* **Call Pet** Real hunters tame hungry crabs. | |
* **Clockwork Giant** He and Mountain Giant don't get along. | |
* **Clockwork Gnome** Clockwork gnomes are always asking what time it is. | |
* **Cobalt Guardian** Guardians used to be built out of Adamantium, but production got moved to Gadgetzan and Cobalt was cheap. | |
* **Cobra Shot** "Cobra Shot" hurts way, way, way more than "Cobra Cuddle." | |
* **Coghammer** So you ripped this out of a machine, carved some runes on it, stuck it on a handle, and now it's a weapon of great divine power? Seems legit. | |
* **Cogmaster** After a while, you don't see the cogs and sprockets. All you see is a robot, a spider tank, a deathray... | |
* **Cogmaster's Wrench** For tightening cogs and smashin' troggs! | |
* **Crackle** Snap! This card! Pop! | |
* **Crush** Using this card on your enemies is one of the best things in life, according to some barbarians. | |
* **Dark Wispers** Don't worry; we fired the person who named this card. | |
* **Darkbomb** If you're looking to make an "Emo" deck, this card is perfect! | |
* **Demonheart** Virtually every member of the pro demon lobby is a warlock. Weird. | |
* **Dr. Boom** MARVEL AT HIS MIGHT! | |
* **Druid of the Fang** The Druids of the Fang live in the Wailing Caverns. They wear cool snake shirts and tell snake jokes and say "bro" a lot. | |
* **Dunemaul Shaman** He just closes his eyes and goes for it. Raarararrrarar! | |
* **Echo of Medivh** Medivh's echo haunts Karazhan, eternally cheating at chess and Hearthstone. | |
* **Enhance-o Mechano** His enhancements are gluten free! | |
* **Explosive Sheep** How is this supposed to work? Your enemies think, "Hey! Cute sheep!" and run over to cuddle it? | |
* **Feign Death** The hardest part about doing a "Feign Death" convincingly is learning how to make the right smell. It takes a lot of commitment. | |
* **Fel Cannon** The box says, "New and improved, with 200% more fel!" | |
* **Fel Reaver** So reaver. Much fel. Wow. | |
* **Flame Leviathan** Mimiron likes to take the Flame Leviathan out on some sweet joyrides. | |
* **Flamecannon** Calling something a flamecannon really doesn't do much to distinguish it from other goblin devices. | |
* **Floating Watcher** "Evil Eye Watcher of Doom" was the original name, but marketing felt it was a bit too aggressive. | |
* **Flying Machine** To operate, this contraption needs a hula doll on the dashboard. Otherwise it's just a “falling machine.” | |
* **Foe Reaper 4000** Foe reaping is really not so different from harvest reaping, at the end of the day. | |
* **Force-Tank MAX** There is a factory in Tanaris for crafting force-tanks, but it only ever made two, because of cost overruns. | |
* **Gahz'rilla** The Sen'jin High football team is The Gahz'rillas. | |
* **Gazlowe** Gazlowe was voted "Most Likely to Explode" in high school. | |
* **Gilblin Stalker** "Shhh, I think I hear something." "Ah, it's probably nothing." - Every Henchman | |
* **Glaivezooka** For the times when a regular bazooka just isn't enough. | |
* **Gnomeregan Infantry** The gnomes are valiant and ready to return to their irradiated, poorly ventilated homeland! | |
* **Gnomish Experimenter** He's legitimately surprised every time he turns himself into a chicken. | |
* **Goblin Auto-Barber** This guy is excellent at adjusting your haircut and/or height. | |
* **Goblin Blastmage** If you can't find a bomb to throw, just pick up any goblin invention and throw that. | |
* **Goblin Sapper** He’s not such a binge exploder anymore. These days, he only explodes socially. | |
* **Grove Tender** Likes: Hiking and the great outdoors. Dislikes: Goblin shredders and sandals. (Can’t find any that fit!). | |
* **Hemet Nesingwary** It's hard to make a living as a hunter in a world where beasts instantly reappear minutes after you kill them. | |
* **Hobgoblin** Hobgoblins are meeting next week to discuss union benefits. First on the list: dental plan. | |
* **Illuminator** "LUMOS!" is not what they yell. What do you think this is, Hogwarts? | |
* **Imp-losion** The shrapnel is waaaaay worse than the explosion. | |
* **Iron Juggernaut** The Iron Juggernaut guards Orgrimmar and has just earned the "Employee of the Month" award! | |
* **Iron Sensei** Mechs like learning from him because he really speaks their language. 0110100001101001 | |
* **Jeeves** This robot is a lean, mean, butlerin' machine. | |
* **Junkbot** One bot's junk is another bot's AWESOME UPGRADE! | |
* **Kezan Mystic** They pretend to be wise and enlightened, but they mostly just hate to be left out of a secret. | |
* **King of Beasts** He never sleeps. Not even in the mighty jungle. | |
* **Light of the Naaru** "Light it up!" - Command given to both Lightwardens and Goblins holding Flamecannons. | |
* **Lightbomb** This is what happens when you allow goblins to be priests. | |
* **Lil' Exorcist** Warlocks have the town exorcist on speed dial in case they unleash the wrong demon. | |
* **Lost Tallstrider** The message, "If found, please return to Mulgore," is tattooed on his rear. | |
* **Madder Bomber** Dang, Bomber, calm down. | |
* **Mal'Ganis** Mal'Ganis doesn't like being betrayed, so if you discard him, watch out. | |
* **Malorne** When Malorne isn't mauling hordes of demons, he enjoys attending parties, though he prefers to go stag. | |
* **Mechanical Yeti** The yetis of Chillwind Point are a source of both inspiration and savage beatings. | |
* **Mech-Bear-Cat** Crushes buildings with his BEAR hands. | |
* **Mechwarper** Mechs that summon mechs? What's next? Donuts that summon donuts? Mmmmm. | |
* **Mekgineer Thermaplugg** He was obsessed with explosives until he discovered knitting. Now he yells, “SWEATERS! MORE SWEATERS!” | |
* **Metaltooth Leaper** Don't leave them out in the rain. In Un'Goro Crater there is a whole colony of rust-tooth leapers. | |
* **Micro Machine** This card is the real thing. | |
* **Mimiron's Head** Do not push the big red button! | |
* **Mini-Mage** He is sometimes found hiding in the treasure chest in the Gurubashi Arena. | |
* **Mistress of Pain** Her sister is the Mistress of Pane who sells windows and shower doors. | |
* **Mogor the Ogre** Mogor helped reopen the Dark Portal once. You know you're in trouble when you have to rely on an ogre. | |
* **Muster for Battle** "I'm bringing the guacamole!" – One of the most successful (yet rare) Silver Hand rallying cries | |
* **Neptulon** Neptulon is "The Tidehunter". He’s one of the four elemental lords. And he and Ragnaros get together and make really amazing saunas. | |
* **Ogre Brute** Ogres have really terrible short-term chocolate. | |
* **Ogre Ninja** He didn't have the grades to get into ninja school, but his dad pulled some strings. | |
* **Ogre Warmaul** Simple, misguided, and incredibly dangerous. You know, like most things ogre. | |
* **One-eyed Cheat** When pirates say there is no "Eye" in "team," they are very literal about it. | |
* **Piloted Shredder** Once upon a time, only goblins piloted shredders. These days, everyone from Doomsayer to Lorewalker Cho seems to ride one. | |
* **Piloted Sky Golem** The pinnacle of goblin engineering. Includes an espresso machine and foot massager. | |
* **Powermace** People assume that shamans control the elements, but really, they have to ask them stuff and the elements are like, "Yeah ok, sure." | |
* **Puddlestomper** He pays homage to Morgl, the great murloc oracle! (Who doesn't??) | |
* **Quartermaster** His specialty? Dividing things into four pieces. | |
* **Recombobulator** For when you didn’t combobulate quite right the first time around. | |
* **Recycle** Druidic recycling involves putting plastics in one bin and enemy minions in another bin. | |
* **Redemption</a> I am not sure how you get demptioned the first time. [del]It’s a mystery![/del] [ins]It’s a mystery![/ins] | |
* **Sabotage** Rogues can't stand it. They know you planned it! They are going to set you straight! | |
* **Salty Dog** He's recently recovered from being a "scurvy dog." | |
* **Scarlet Purifier** The Scarlet Crusade is doing market research to find out if the "Mauve Crusade" would be better received. | |
* **Screwjank Clunker** If it breaks, just kick it a couple of times while yelling "Durn thing!" | |
* **Seal of Light** The walrus of Light restores EIGHT Health. | |
* **Sense Demons</a> Generally demons are pretty obvious and you [del]don’t[/del] [ins]don’t[/ins] need a spell to sense them. | |
* **Shadowbomber** Shadowbomber does her job, but she's kind of phoning it in at this point. | |
* **Shadowboxer** Punching is its primary function. Also, its secondary function. | |
* **Shadowform</a> If a bright light shines on a priest in [del]Shadowformâ[/del] [ins]Shadowform[/ins]€¦ do they cast a shadow? | |
* **Shielded Minibot** He chooses to believe what he is programmed to believe! | |
* **Shieldmaiden** She has three shieldbearers in her party to supply her with back ups when she gets low on durability. | |
* **Ship's Cannon** If you hear someone yell, "Cannonball!" you're about to get wet. Or crushed. | |
* **Shrinkmeister** After the debacle of the Gnomish World Enlarger, gnomes are wary of size-changing inventions. | |
* **Siege Engine** Wintergrasp Keep's only weakness! | |
* **Siltfin Spiritwalker** The elements respond to anyone who calls them for a worthy cause, even if you call them by yelling, "MRGHRGLGLGL!" | |
* **Silvermoon Guardian</a> The first time they tried to guard Silvermoon against the scourge, it [del]didn’t go so well…[/del] [ins]didn’t go so well…[/ins] | |
* **Sneed's Old Shredder** When Sneed was defeated in the Deadmines, his shredder was sold at auction to an anonymous buyer. (Probably Hogger.) | |
* **Snowchugger** Do the slow chant when he waddles by: "Chug! Chug! Chug!" | |
* **Soot Spewer** The inventor of the goblin shredder is involved in several patent disputes with the inventor of the soot spewer. | |
* **Spider Tank** "What if we put guns on it?" -Fizzblitz, staring at the spider-transportation-machine | |
* **Steamwheedle Sniper** Goblins seldom have the patience for sniping. Most prefer lobbing explosives. | |
* **Stonesplinter Trogg** The only thing worse than smelling troggs is listening to their poetry. | |
* **Target Dummy** The engineering equivalent of a "Kick Me" sticker. | |
* **Tinker's Sharpsword Oil** "Get ready to strike oil!" - Super-cheesy battle cry | |
* **Tinkertown Technician** Won't you take me to... Tinkertown? | |
* **Toshley** Something about power converters. | |
* **Trade Prince Gallywix** Gallywix believes in supply and demand. He supplies the beatings and demands you pay up! | |
* **Tree of Life** Healing: It grows on trees! | |
* **Troggzor the Earthinator** He keeps earthinating the countryside despite attempts to stop him. | |
* **Unstable Portal** The denizens of Azeroth have no idea how much work goes into stabilizing portals. We spend like 30% of GDP on portal upkeep. | |
* **Upgraded Repair Bot** It's the same as the previous generation but they slapped the word "upgraded" on it to sell it for double. | |
* **Velen's Chosen** Velen wrote a "Lovely Card" for Tyrande with a picture of the Deeprun Tram that said "I Choo-Choo-Choose you!" | |
* **Vitality Totem** You can usually find these at the totemist's market on Saturdays. | |
* **Vol'jin** Vol'jin is a shadow hunter, which is like a shadow priest except more voodoo. | |
* **Warbot** Mass production of warbots was halted when it was discovered that they were accidentally being produced at "sample size." | |
* **Wee Spellstopper** Bane of spellcasters and spelling bees everywhere. | |
* **Whirling Zap-o-matic** If you pay a little extra, you can get it in "candy-apple red." |
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