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The Belchers are Jerks!

FIXME: Include disclaimer that I love them, and the show, and this list is just for fun.

Season 01

1x01 - Human Flesh

  • Gene continues to give out burger samples after they've been dropped on the ground; he's only kept from actually serving them to people because Hugo catches him in the act.

  • Hugo fills his health code violations notebook within 5 minutes of entering Bob's restaurant (a record). This is before Hugo even realizes Linda is Bob's wife.

  • Mort warns Gene not to touch any buttons, but he does the moment Mort walks away, sending Mr. Caffery's candy-box shaped coffin out into the street.

    • Side note: this is the first time we hear about the famous Caffrey Taffy Company, it's owner having just passed away.
  • In front of the angry mob, Bob inadvertantly finds himself defending cannibalism.

  • Despite being cleared of charges that he's using human remains in his burgers, Bob is willing to let a busload of "adventurous eaters" believe it's real. He even charges them $50 a burger.

    • Side note: the sign outside, as the bus pulls up, indicates this is Bob's "grand re-re-re-opening".

1x02 - Crawl Space

  • Bob lies to everybody, including his family, about being stuck in the crawl space of his building in order to avoid having to interact with his in-laws.

  • Gene plays keyboard-sampled recordings of his grandparents having sex, in front of the students in class.

  • In his crawl space crazy dream, Bob merely notes that Kuchi Kopi has "turned into a mean little night light", but doesn't immediately reject the idea of killing his mother-in-law.

  • Louise lies to Mr. Frond about her father being dead, and with all of the other problems the kids are having, Frond labels them "kids in crisis", and arranges for a home visit. Louise messes with Frond so badly he almost ends up calling social services to have the kids taken away.

Season 02

Season 03

Season 04

4x14 - Uncle Teddy

  • "Burger Bob" is a norotoriously disliked internet forum poster. Though, self-admittedly, this is mostly because he doesn't know how to use "j/k", smileys, or other emoticons to indicate sarcasm or humor.

  • Linda and Bob hog the jacuzzi well beyond their officially alotted time, out of spite, denying the other's use of it.

  • Forced by management to give it up, the two pour giant jars of mayonayse and relish into the jacuzzi. They are then booted from the hotel as a result.

4x15 - The Kids Rob a Train

  • While not explicitly denied admittance, the Belchers bring their kids on a wine-tasting train. These are generally adults-only events that parents should not be bringing children to. The Belcher's kids are kept in the "juice kaboose" with one other child for what would have been the entire four hour ride.

Season 05

Season 06

Season 07

Season 08

Season 09

Season 10

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