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| * "...AND AN EXTRA HOWDY TO: STEVE AND GAYLE DAVID AND MARIE AND ELVIS WHEREVER YOU ARE HI FOLKS! ! ! ! ! STEVE, ARE YOU TO USING THAT $5?" - Lynx CASINO | |
| * "...and besides, it's fun proving your sorry ass wrong." -- Chaka | |
| * "...and besides, seizures are humorous, in a strange sort of way. you, however, are not." -- Chaka | |
| * "...and car lisence plates, THE-HAC" -- Joykiller | |
| * "...are you insinuating that i post oneliners in desperate attempts to garner hac's favor?" -- Chaka | |
| * "...but then they stood up out of the bathtub... and they were hermaphidites...and what really pisses me off... it they don't need their penises... but they both had 11 inch cocks? How jelous I must sound... but thats a waste of meat!" -- Rogue | |
| * "...drugs are, so far, safe, and have not caused any drastic or serious problems." -- Rogue | |
| * "...I hate shit like having to deal with women... sometimes I wish I was one so maybe I could get a better understanding... but then I think of PMS and I'm glad I'm a guy!!!" -- Zeus | |
| * "...I'm sure there's a good reason to hate the fuckin kid. Now I ask you this...Are you talking about tapewyrm or Rogue? :)" -- Platinum Spyder | |
| * "...just like when i see joycekiller i think lock up the kids..." -- Kapheine | |
| * "...maura's father hates anything that smells. i wonder how he shits without killing himself." -- Chaka | |
| * "...neither TsR nor it's members advocate credit card fraud!" -- Onslaught | |
| * "...now all he does is idle in #203 and change the topic to things like 'party at carm's house! BEER BEER BEER' or 'gay is the word and <insert nick here> is gay'..." -- Chaka | |
| * "...that way i would have more money to spend on fun things like enema bags and testicle clamps." -- Chaka | |
| * "...thats my dirty crackwhore mom for you..." -- Internal | |
| * "...then i think they went way too far with the rubber nut sack handed out..." -- Disdain | |
| * "...there'd be a lot more if the lead singers didn't strive to sound like Cookie Monster" -- Wolfstar | |
| * "...they bring things up like 'remember wehen you were 4 and you shit your pants, and i had to clean it? well clean up this mess I made'" -- Malachai | |
| * "...we would have to have it at chaka's house and the christians would kick us out.." -- Kapheine | |
| * "...when I bust a phat log in the shitter, It smells like potato chips. Mmmm." -- Platinum Spyder | |
| * "...when people can download the latest SNES ROM dump off the internet and play it on an emulator, that's blatant piracy, AND very much off-topic." - Fido GAMING | |
| * "..that was funny, it made me laugh, like this = hahehehe" - Filth, #ansi | |
| * "'a boom boom bush a boom boom bush.. muh name is rapping raper and i like to rape.. i like to wrap sexy women in uh.. tape' Okay i went to far on that one" -- Kapheine | |
| * "(i am not a Nazi skinhead)" -- Tapewyrm | |
| * "(you dont call often enough bubble fairy)" -- Chaka | |
| * "[Humans] are erratic, conflicted, disorganized. Every decision is debated, every action questioned, every individual entitled to their own small opinion. You lack harmony, cohesion, greatness. It will be your undoing." - Seven of Nine | |
| * "#203.. its where us cool cats hang out.. and chaka too" -- Kapheine | |
| * ">DOES IT BOTHER YOU THAT I SAY THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN? >YOU OWE ELIZA A GUEST SLOT ON OPRAH." - Usenet Oracle | |
| * "0 x 2 = 0 ! Hell yeah!" -- Kapheine | |
| * "1:47:47a c:\>" - My DOS prompt this morning...(12-22-97) | |
| * "32!!!!! What the hell has been doing, sneaking over to yer house and giving you free hummers or something?????" -- Wolfstar | |
| * "90% of the time when chaka uses the word anal or something of the sort he is refuring to me..." -- Kapheine | |
| * "A high school graduate no less! Wow, I had no idea we had suchscholars among us." - Fido PASCAL | |
| * "A well-written program is its own heaven; a poorly-written program is its own hell." - Tao | |
| * "actually, i've considered making the sound of shit coming out of his asshole into a song" -- Chaka | |
| * "actually, we were all quite impressed by the fact that you would talk to a bot for hours on end without showing the slightest signs of disinterest." -- Chaka | |
| * "after a while, i just get sick of sleeping with the same girl. pussy gets stale, you know?" -- Bohemith | |
| * "After by pressing ALT + F10 permamently nukes C hd and D if it exists.... It makes the HD unerasable!!!!" - Hard Drive Killer proggy | |
| * "After three days without programming, life becomes meaningless." - Tao | |
| * "aghhh. yeah. i rip up my stumach when i try to do sit ups. heh. so i just go on IRC. :)" -- Internal | |
| * "Ahahahahahaha, not all of us can be a sell out. Okay i lied we can" -- Kapheine | |
| * "Ahhhh, I so LOVE watching my wonderful, mortal children play ego games..." -- Wolfstar | |
| * "All of you, fuck off." -- Ghostface Killah | |
| * "Am I like the ONLY person here who likes Beautiful People? Or is it just 'cause I'm pagan?" -- Wolfstar | |
| * "Amazingly, you made it to the FatalError module!" - Error in Bobcat Lynx | |
| * "anal sex isn't always free, sometimes i get those maroon papules in my rectum and i pus and bleed and i would say that is quite the price to pay. oh wait, not me, someone else." -- Chaka | |
| * "And about the latest Daikatana ads in the magazines: sorry if i offended your tender sensibilities by telling you i'm gonna make you my bitch. :)" - John Romero | |
| * "And the girl.... Well, she summons Leviathan and everything just dies." -- Wolfstar | |
| * "And the scene strikes again!" -- Platinum Spyder | |
| * "And yes, you're right, marijuana, like most plants, don't have foam filters growing from them." -- Wolfstar | |
| * "Any operating system without a browser is going to be fucked out of business. Should we improve our product, or go out of business?" -Bill Gates | |
| * "Anyone got any aol account pws?" -- Revelation | |
| * "are we talking about kaphine? anal & ecstacy in the same sentence, we must be." -- Disdain | |
| * "are you kidding? lots of people post to me.. and often the posts have the word anal in it" -- Kapheine | |
| * "Are you mad?? Read the rulez, russian is restricted here, and high ASCII characters too! This is international area! Official language - english. [̹ack's Station Team] " - Fido Pascal | |
| * "Arthur Philip Dent? You're a jerk." - Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged | |
| * "Artoo goes back to his pulling and pushing as the officeragain becomes a pair of legs, and is joined by the sturdierlegs of Captain Starkiller." - Adventures of Luke Starkiller | |
| * "As for your car I doubt its worth 6k and its not something I am interested in." -- Berner | |
| * "As shocking as it sounds, the WORST deficiency disease is DEATH." - "Forbidden Secrets" Mass Mailing Audio Tape | |
| * "bats are doing it on the discovery channel" -- Espressoman | |
| * "Beastmaster was GREAT compared to this, Beastmaster had a cool sword, KULL has dick to offer!" - Roland | |
| * "bet you put on some blush and blue eyshadow and a wig and go in the bathroom and masturbate in the mirror..." -- Chaka | |
| * "BILE is the awsomest band ever to rape someone on stage..." -- Tapewyrm | |
| * "binary put me down...and thats hurts... bad" -- Kapheine | |
| * "Brought to you by not a mere Wizard, but the Wizard Extraordinaire: Dale Luck!" - Kickstart ROM | |
| * "but i shave, baby....btw, im back to dating one person" -- Chaka | |
| * "But I want a the golden goose now!!" -- Mr203 | |
| * "By 1997, the browser war will be all over, and Microsoft will have won." - Leo LePort, on The Site television show, MSNBC, 8/19/96 | |
| * "by the power vested in me by the great bbd, i hereby declare that you can no longer pose any question, relevant or irrelevant, regarding the bbd, or use the phrase "big black dick" or the acronym "bbd" in any way, shape or form." -- Chaka | |
| * "can i giggle? HJHAHAHAHAHAHAH" -- Malachai | |
| * "cheese is green after the factory man eats it" -- Kapheine | |
| * "chew on my ass-dreads Hades_" -- Joykiller | |
| * "come and get it, medication-boy." -- Chaka | |
| * "Comparing information and knowledge is like asking whether the fatnessof a pig is more or less green than the designated hitter rule." - David Guaspari | |
| * "CONGRATULATIONS! You've solved tonight's luxury cruise mystery! You've won this lovely box o' chicken from Popeye's, America's work-for-no-pay leader!" -- Distruption | |
| * "Consider this thread dead!" -- Onslaught | |
| * "coughcoughgethiscreditcardnumbercough.. sorry.. flu" -- Kapheine | |
| * "CSHOW D:\PR0N\*.*" -- Kapheine | |
| * "Dammit you guys ARE laughing at me..." -- Kapheine | |
| * "Dammit, go beat some games instead of putting dicks in em!" -- Devo | |
| * "Dammit, stop making me laugh!" -- Blackrose | |
| * "Damnit...those tits were on my notebook PURPOSELY." -- Punisher | |
| * "Did yer brother slip some homey-morphing drug into yer coffee or something?" -- Wolfstar | |
| * "Do i get to pee out the window of this one too? :)" -- Chaka | |
| * "do NOT valgamonize me with such comments." -- Chaka | |
| * "Do you have a 16550 UART on your serial port/internal modem? That is key to using any multitasker." - Fido WINDOWS | |
| * "Do you know if the alpha chips fit in the pentium sockets? From what i'veheard they do.." - Fido GAMING | |
| * "do you really think cavemen had saxophones?" -- Scoop | |
| * "does the winston cup offer everlasting anal lovin? i think not, only the cup of the bbd promises that, drink thy jizz from the Cup of the BBD and be blessed eternally!" -- Joykiller | |
| * "Does Total grow on trees? 8^)" -- Wolfstar | |
| * "Don't be agnostic. Be pagan. Why? 'Cause we're phun, and we don't have morals either. Not to mention that goddess type o' thing goin' on. =)" -- Wolfstar | |
| * "Don't play dumb with me. I'm better at it than you." - Col. Flagg (MASH) | |
| * "Drink A bottle Everyday, sometimes 2 but thats ok" - Hades' #203 intro | |
| * "Dude I only run a warez board because the h/p scene is dead in this state.." -- Odyssus | |
| * "Dude, don't say 'pig-fucker' in front of Jesus!" - South Park | |
| * "Edgar, you pinhead! Why do you have to live in the middle of nowhere? These recon jobs are the pits!" - Kefka/FF3 | |
| * "Editing out the version reply, huh? :)" - mIRC | |
| * "Education? We don't need no education." -- Rogue | |
| * "Enough of this shit.. i gotta look for my hamster." -- Scoop | |
| * "Error: Empty configuration filename. Go kill the programmer!" - Relentless | |
| * "Ever wonder how much easier everything would be if no one invented pants?" -- Blackrose | |
| * "every kid on the block wanted power wheels but parents suck ;) pow pow power wheels.. power wheels" -- Kapheine | |
| * "Every time I think of Earth Crisis I get an overwhelming urge to cover myself in ketchup while eating a steak, washing it down with beer, and then shooting up some heroin with my after-dinner cigarette." -- Wolfstar | |
| * "everyone gets angry when they see rogue is still alive and talking" -- Kapheine | |
| * "everyone thinks dos is like a hidden hax0ring program.. they're like what'd you do to my computer? stop breaking it" -- Kapheine | |
| * "everyone wants to make that much money when they are older. very few do. i suppose you want to go around killing people with perfectly placed blows to the skull, too, right?" -- Chaka | |
| * "everytime i turn on 104.. its horrible" -- Korpse | |
| * "Excuse me, But what, may I ask, Would be wrong with typing "I love the rag"?" -- Platinum Spyder | |
| * "Face it. Archie was a sis-tah." - Chasing Amy | |
| * "Fall in battle, and I'll have to deliver the bad news (to your family)... What shall I say to them? You have a life to go back to someday. Don't throw it all away for nothing." - General Leo/FF3 | |
| * "Find ecoquest 2 and i will lub you.. or at least say thank you" -- Kapheine | |
| * "Fire, fire. Heh, heh, heh." - Guard/FF3 | |
| * "For instance, you can blow up Turd Minions in the sewage treatment plant. What gamer wouldn't want to do that?" - Bill "Weez" Dugan | |
| * "Fuck This Conference" - Fido TEEN | |
| * "Fuck you Rogue....though you do have a nice sound systerm in yer car..." -- White Crow | |
| * "fuck you. no, really, fuck you." -- Chaka | |
| * "fuck. the uhm. 800 is down. like.. ok" -- Internal Stalker | |
| * "Funny...I have a large neck...and I despise sports..." -- Gatekeeper | |
| * "Gassy. And antsy, because I can,t wait to see how people like Uprising. Hold on, antsy, is kind of a 1920's word, so how about edgy,? Tense? Ah, who am I kidding, it all comes back to antsy. Antsy in my pantsy." | |
| * "get a phat ride in the mom-mobile" -- Chaka | |
| * "get diginet" -- Binary | |
| * "Get your fingers out your ass, and pump some faggots gas..." - Ween | |
| * "god in the mafia? 'you have da money by thursday or it's 5 hail marys, ok?'" -- Chaka | |
| * "GRAEME DEVINE AND DAN CHANG WHERE HERE!" - Spot:The Video Game (NES ROM) | |
| * "Gratz everyone the system activity has picked up, we have now broken 2% activity!" -- Disdain | |
| * "Ha! ha ha. funny. hehehe, haha. me laugh." -- Blackrose | |
| * "Ha! The one-pump chump! And that's better than a two-can sam!" -- Imoliation | |
| * "ha..ha..ha..i laughing." -- Disdain | |
| * "Hahaha you retard.. everyone knows you have white wine with shit" -- Kapheine | |
| * "hahaha, for you every day is testicle day." -- Chaka | |
| * "hahaha, i bet immoliation knows ALL about being on the receiving end of things" -- Chaka | |
| * "hahaha, sometimes i wish i was bigger so i could do stuff like that too. :) 'don't you ever hurt her again or i'll....uhh....umm....burn your flags.'" -- Chaka | |
| * "hahahaha why just cause you cant handle the pain? what a wimp.. man you get a neck broken and a skull cracked once in a while and you go all limp.. you make me sick" -- Kapheine | |
| * "hahahaha your brother is an AOL Ninja!" -- Onslaught | |
| * "hahahha, pre-pubic boys running around saying 'mmmmm-bop'...." -- Chaka | |
| * "hahahhaha, you own an oasis cd hahahahahahahahahahaha you gave those fuckers drug money hahahahahahahaha" -- Chaka | |
| * "HAWWWWWWWW HAWWWWWWW HAWWWWWWWW" -- Trainmaster | |
| * "He almost hit me in the Safety Zone!" - Curly (Three Stooges) | |
| * "he got old and bought jesus, but he's still a fuck." -- Chaka | |
| * "He is my dog, Toto," answered Dorothy."Is he made of tin, or stuffed?" asked the Lion."Neither. He's a-a-a meat dog," said the girl. | |
| * "He said son...remeber where you came from!" -- Life of Agony | |
| * "he sits in his room and pierces himself with cutlery without even locking the door??" -- Chaka | |
| * "he's a super hax0r he can take it" -- Kapheine | |
| * "he's only angry cause his anus isnt as small and tight as mine... but i understand" -- Kapheine | |
| * "HEHE my finger smells like pussy....=) just thought you would like to hear that." -- White Crow | |
| * "hehe, this has been another installment of ask dr. chaka." -- Chaka | |
| * "Heretic. The function keys are a commie plot. TRUE keyboards don't have them! :)" - alt.folklore.computers | |
| * "Hey Dave, ship any games lately?" - George Broussard | |
| * "Hey I finally got a cord back for my puter, soo my bbs will be up full time again" -- White Crow | |
| * "Hey I just got a new 28.8 modem. But it won't stay configured." -- Biohazzard | |
| * "Hey listen, Missy, why don't you knit me a sweater before I slap you in the mouth!" - Cartman/South Park | |
| * "Hey, a new record was borken today. 5 people within a 20min. period asked me if i worshipped the devil." -- Blackrose | |
| * "Hey! I told you once, I'm not Mr. Thou!!!" - Sabin/FF3 | |
| * "HHACHAHAH!@#$ oh my god! your the stupidest person in this state... youra h/p person.. only its a Hand/Pumper...." -- Korpse | |
| * "Hi, I'm Ethics Boy! I can't come to the phone right now, but leave a dilemma after the mantric humming ..." - Andrew Welsh, getting into the spirit of the thing | |
| * "Him and his multitasking butt..." - Me | |
| * "his eyebrows are like those feelers lobsters have." -- Chaka | |
| * "his jizz hit the side of my skull so hard it put me in a coma" -- Joykiller | |
| * "History is more or less bunk." - Henry Ford | |
| * "hmm... i wish i had a book..." -- Mind Plauge | |
| * "hmm....i'm pretty sure man's worst nightmare would have sour cream also." -- Chaka | |
| * "Hmmm.. I would go to the 26oo meeting but you guys don't do anything.. I haven't seen anyone here do any h/p/a/c shit.. I'm the only true h/p'r left this state..." -- Odyssus | |
| * "hmmm.....i KNOW i can easily make fun of you by twisting your reference to the phrase 'extra skin', but i just cant think well enough right now to actually do it." -- Chaka | |
| * "hmmm....Rogue, Gamemac, and Biohazzard dueling in punctuation...i'm not sure, but i think this is a step down from the maximum intellectual output of amoebas." -- Chaka | |
| * "Holding a twinky 5 inches away from her head and tying her up? i think we have a winner :)" -- Kapheine | |
| * "holy shit! you're still around? do you still dream of a romantic evening nude with billy joel?" -- Chaka | |
| * "how bout i pluck out every single one of your pubic hairs one by one then pelt you to death with corn?" -- Blackrose | |
| * "How can this be...? I'm nothing more than a stupid octopus!" - Ultros/FF3 | |
| * "How low can you get? I love it!" - Setzer/FF3 | |
| * "How we deal with death is at least as important as how we deal with life, wouldn't you say?" - Kirk/ST2 | |
| * "HOWDY: ESTHER COHEN THANKS FOR THE YOGURT, BABE !!!" - Lynx CASINO | |
| * "Human-loving, fast-talking, street-smart, SLAM-dancing...Moogle..." - FF3 | |
| * "i always ended up biting it" -- Kapheine | |
| * "i am sorry that he cant meet up to your expectations for your "ansi standards"" -- Malachai | |
| * "i Am thE fEdS yO! iAm cOmIn tO gETchA!" -- Malachai | |
| * "I am the foot-fucking-master!" - Jules (Pulp Fiction) | |
| * "i believe the truly philosophical question he is posing is: is the testetwister a machine of pleasure?" -- Chaka | |
| * "I bet you that I am one of the most interesting people you would ever meet in reality." -- Rogue | |
| * "i cant.. i couldnt even find her.. all i found was blubber.. but that was on a monday.. i should come back on saturday when she's thin" -- Kapheine | |
| * "i could plan that in 10 years i'll be making $800,000 a year sellin rubber keychains shaped like penises, but that would be as much of a pathetic dream as whatever you have in mind." -- Chaka | |
| * "I couldn't connect to AOL, I thought maybe I needed a faster computer, or a faster modem, or whatever it is you people always talk about..." - Good Morning America | |
| * "I DIDNT HEAR THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -- Blackrose | |
| * "I don't get it." -- Rogue | |
| * "I don't mind being the towel boy so much. But whenever i walk buy you guys always snap the towel against my ass and it gets red..." -- Kapheine | |
| * "I don't think I've ever sent out so much unsolicited email in one hour." -- Valgamon | |
| * "I don't think that the world needs another market dominated by Microsoft. I have enormous respect for the company, but I really get nervous about markets where one vendor has such power." -Geoffrey Moore, Marketing guru | |
| * "i dont need to change, i just need more time to masturbate." -- Malachai | |
| * "i dont think tci public access goes as far as the hac's house..." -- Chaka | |
| * "I doubt you have the physical charisma of Ben Affleck maybe you are just repulsive.......and repugnant.....Hope I Helped!" - VioLenT BoB | |
| * "I dunno about the rest of the kids in this class but i am not looking for another guys ball sack" -- Kapheine | |
| * "i exist in shadow....i come and go as i please....you may call me....3F8" -- Chaka | |
| * "i found an entire ftp directory of people jamming dead fish into their vaginas" -- Chaka | |
| * "i fucked malachai before." -- Kapheine | |
| * "i gave joey the dancing monkey a piggyback ride on national TV." -- Chaka | |
| * "i go moo when you turn me on" -- Chaka | |
| * "i got laid tday. h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h" -- Malachai | |
| * "i got my dad the banjo minnow fishing system for his birthday" -- Kapheine | |
| * "I guess thats what scoop would poop out." -- Rogue | |
| * "i hackered your mind with a program i got from MaDCrEw" -- Internal | |
| * "I have the entire second phone conversation recorded on tape, whichI will be happy to convert into a digitized sound file and distributeupon request. Please let me know whether youprefer VOC or WAV format." -- Valgamon | |
| * "I haven't laughed this hard since the bunghole thing..." -- Rogue | |
| * "I just found out i dont need tissues i can just shoot buggies into the trash..." -- Kapheine | |
| * "I just lost my aol account my friend stole from his friend." -- Revelation | |
| * "i just reread what i said and it doesnt make any sense.." -- Malachai | |
| * "i just thought of something, to torture you, im going to weld your asshole closed" -- Malachai | |
| * "I live in Killingworth and I just got my Guitar" -- Biohazzard | |
| * "I lose AGAIN? Well, this time I brought a friend!" - Ultros/FF3 | |
| * "i make a formal motion that wolfstar change his handle to 'bubble fairy'." -- Chaka | |
| * "i never get quoted." -- Joykiller | |
| * "i never try and load ram into the BBD, but sometimes i get rammed BY it." -- Chaka | |
| * "i never TRY to make hac's tag list." -- Chaka | |
| * "I PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"<laughter ensues>"Keep that sense of humor, you'll need it on the campaign trail!""You'll also need a ThighMonster!" - Brain, xxx, Sussane Sommers | |
| * "i posted one sarcastic 'i am the tagline god' post to annoy kapheine and now you're convinced i spend my waking hours stroking my penis and thinking of taggable slogans?" -- Chaka | |
| * "i quit football :)" -- Malachai | |
| * "I recognize that rythym..." - 'Extreme Dinosaurs' | |
| * "i remember being little and seeing that and everyone thought it was so awesome that the girl cat isn't wearing a shirt and you see her white, nipple-less boobs. just like joykiller's. HA!" -- Chaka | |
| * "I saw a magic tournament on ESPN! since when is a whole bunch of loosers sitting at a table with cards considered a sport?" -- Kapheine | |
| * "i staggered out of it feeling as though i'd been battered about the skull by a pig's bladder" - cnn reviewer carol buckland, on B&R | |
| * "I think anybody who is savvy about this market knows that Microsoft is getting away with stuff it probably shouldn't get away with." - Geoffrey Moore, Marketing guru | |
| * "i think he's still upset about the caulking gun" -- Chaka | |
| * "i think the secret of cloning sheep is taught in the bible :)" -- Joykiller | |
| * "I think you can do better. Just try. Don't be such an American and accomplish something in your life." - alt.warez | |
| * "I THINK YOU NEED TO FUCKING LEARN TO QUOTE BEFORE I TEAR YOUR MIDDLE KIDNEY OUT :)" -- Kapheine | |
| * "I thought it was funny, but then again, I also think farting in the bathtub is funny. I guess I dig on 16 year old stuff." - BillyGordon | |
| * "I thought you were all feeding the earthworms, kupo!" - Mog/FF3 | |
| * "i try to keep proctologists out of my asshole. that way, everyone else can go in. =)" -- Chaka | |
| * "i want hac's duplos" -- Chaka | |
| * "I want to know what love is." - Terra/FF3 | |
| * "I want to share something with all of you... I LOVE Fanzines! They rock!" -- Zeus | |
| * "I was fucking drilling them into the ground. " NOT SUPPOSED TO SOUND SEXUAL." -- White Crow | |
| * "i was really looking forward to the urine stream" -- Chaka | |
| * "I will be changing the things I write so that they while be more plesant and itellegent." -- Biohazzard | |
| * "I will destroy everything... I will create a monument to non-existence!" - Kefka/FF3 | |
| * "i wish i had an evil counterpart" -- Chaka | |
| * "i wish i was black, id be a skinhead just to piss you off asshole" -- Joykiller | |
| * "I would much rather keep my identity private for the time being. I will reveal myself I think the time is right." -- Ghostface Killah | |
| * "I'd rather go for the big boys!" -- Rogue | |
| * "i'll assrape him with one of scoop's pissed-in pepsi bottles" -- Chaka | |
| * "I'm /always/ in the line editor. I hate the full screen editor...it makes me do silly things like spaking rubber chili dogs." | |
| * "I'm a general... not some opera floozy!" - Celes/FF3 | |
| * "i'm back, so give me your pants!" -- Espressoman | |
| * "I'm nobody. Nobody at all. But the secrets of universe don't mind. They reveal themselves to nobodies that care." - OUTER LIMITS: "Galaxy Being" | |
| * "I'm still having fun making of your 'well i drank at the bar with lou rinaldi' post." -- Chaka | |
| * "I'm your father. Doctor Evil." - Dr. Evil | |
| * "id say your anus is too tight, buy some 1" steel pipe and sand the end, make it about 5 inches long, you can bring it to school and in the car, whatever, just always sit on it." -- Joykiller | |
| * "if anyone quotes the uppercased text for a tagline, i will kill them." -- Disdain | |
| * "If Chaka has an ego, then the sun just went supernova. Not happening folks." -- Wolfstar | |
| * "If I have seen farther than any other man, it is because I have been standing on the shoulders of giants" - Mark Twain | |
| * "if i see either of you post anything about the 'big black dick' anymore, i'll delete your account." -- Binary | |
| * "if phoman is going im not.. he probably talks in all caps in person too.." -- Kapheine | |
| * "if someone can ell me the difference between hanson and 3 beanie babies please tell me." -- Chaka | |
| * "If there are any other games you'd like us to make for you, just let us know." - Screw Loose Amusements | |
| * "If this were XFiles you'd be given cancer for asking questions like that..." - TargetQuake FAQ | |
| * "If you beleive in yourself you have no need for a god" -- Joykiller | |
| * "If you can't figure out that AND was ment to say AN then you.. must be french.." -- Kapheine | |
| * "If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred." - George Burns | |
| * "If you need any help, remember: I used to be a rodeo clown." - DrCaShow | |
| * "if you need to have that message explained for you, very well: i called you a moron." -- Chaka | |
| * "if you were to get an award it would be for 'most kilobytes of bullshit on binary's hard drive'." -- Chaka | |
| * "im gonna smack you until you pass a kidney stone" -- Kapheine | |
| * "im simply speaking my mind jesus boy." -- Joykiller | |
| * "In case you were worried, Gary's foot has healed somewhat, so he can continue developing snes9x." - SNES9x documentation | |
| * "In G.H.S a virus on a school computer is almost grounds for early-dismissal." -- Disdain | |
| * "is it my imagination or did you just post a message" -- Joykiller | |
| * "Isn't the Alpha chip extremely unstable? And doesn't it like melt unless you are constantly pouring liquid nitrogen over it or something :)" - Fido GAMING | |
| * "it depends what you mean.. i dont believe in some magical dick oranything.. but the bbd does exist" -- Kapheine | |
| * "it doesnt try to strike fear.. only pleasure" - ...on the BBD -- Kapheine | |
| * "It may be better to be a live jackal than a dead lion, but it is better still to be a live lion. And usually easier." - Robert A. Heinlein | |
| * "It might be something bent, that will unbend when you beat on it." -- Wolfstar | |
| * "it was an younger time, where musical taste was relative." -- Chaka | |
| * "it was in me.. then out of me.. then in me.. then out of me.. than it needed it a rest" - on the BBD -- Kapheine | |
| * "It was odd the way they flew, hanging in the sky, exactly the way a brick dosen't..." - Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy | |
| * "It's a big duck! SHOOT IT!" - Superman | |
| * "It's a racing game. It has 1 track and one car. lots of net effects." -- Star | |
| * "It's like we are children of alchoholics always coming up for explanations about why there are holes in our walls, or why daddy falls down." - Viewer speaking about Voyager plot holes. | |
| * "It's lonely on hold..." -- Jester | |
| * "It's that time again!" "...to make a cheese sandwich?" "...to make the Fox censors cry?" - Animaniacs | |
| * "IT'S THE SAME OLD SOUP!" - +ORC Cracking Tut #8.1 | |
| * "Its an ad. What am I supposed to do type 120 $ ___? Buy it?" -- Rogue | |
| * "its just kinda funny how we both mentioned bill gates and bashing his head in with a sledge hammer" -- Kapheine | |
| * "its not a party unless im drunk" -- Hades | |
| * "its sad to prejudge the bbd. when your time comes the bbd shall offer no salvation." -- Joykiller | |
| * "ive exposed his secret plans to buy and eat meat ravioli without anyone knowing!muhahahaha..." -- Joykiller | |
| * "jesus fucking christ we have a serious girlfriend-taking-over-the-keyboard problem in this message base..." -- Chaka | |
| * "JOCK! go ahead break my nose, 50 bux syays your muscle slows down too much and i could dodge it." -- Disdain | |
| * "joy: so want a soundcard fer your dice?" -- Korpse | |
| * "Joykiller tried to violate me with some type of soda bottle at 2600" -- Kapheine | |
| * "just waht i need.. 203ers who like to make "jokes" about raping me, drunk" -- Kapheine | |
| * "Keep in mind that warez is part of H/P." -- Archangel | |
| * "Kids want more, we give you more. BBD Waffles." -- Valgamon | |
| * "knick nack paddy wack, suck my schlong daddy mack!" -- Joykiller | |
| * "Leave it to me to fuck up a major fact like that. hehehehe OKAY YES I'M A FUCKING JOCK I CAN'T HELP IT DAMMIT!!!!!!! Somebody just shoot me please." -- White Crow | |
| * "Lemme just add something here. Someone needs to do something about all these FUCKING lawyers. The interior is TATOOED with warnings about how airbags can kill toddlers. I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING KIDS DAMNIT!" -- Scoop | |
| * "Let the programmer be many and the managers few - then all will be productive." - Tao | |
| * "Let VioLenT BoB Turn that Frown Upside Down." - VioLenT BoB | |
| * "lets play secret people and go sneak on it one night.. :)" -- Internal Stalker | |
| * "Little does he know how beefjerky dust works." -- Wolfstar | |
| * "Look at me! I'm a receptionist!" - Ultros/FF3 | |
| * "look deep inside yourself and you will find the true meaning (then look deep inside your asshole and it might be there!)" -- Joykiller | |
| * "Luke, you're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend uponour point of view." - Obi-Wan Kenobi | |
| * "M> shes hot, youd know who she was you want hot? I was at the Parthenon with Rogue and i ordered cappacino and it burnt my tounge, NOW THAT STUFFS HOT!!!!" -- Blackrose | |
| * "MAKE WAY FOR THE GIGANTIC EGO!!!!! IT'S HUMONGOUS, KNOWS NO BOUNDS, AND EATS RESPECT LIKE CANDY!" -- Wolfstar | |
| * "malachai the bearded 10-year old" -- Chaka | |
| * "maybe when we die we become mad cows with blue and yellow stripes. maybe god is a frog with a 20 inch dick.. whos to say?" -- Joykiller | |
| * "mentioning kaph's ass is never necessary but always pleasurable." -- Chaka | |
| * "moral: hang out with us" -- Malachai | |
| * "Move it, 'Tons o' Fun'..." - Jay to Silent Bob | |
| * "Must.....control...corn....of..........death" -- Blackrose | |
| * "my dad gave me a ride somewhere and he was all grabbing me" -- Kapheine | |
| * "my eyes are bleeding..but thats from reading Rogue's posts" --Kapheine | |
| * "My family lives on inside of me." - Cyan/FF3 | |
| * "my grandfather likes hungarian drinking music.. just thought i would say that" -- Kapheine | |
| * "My hobby is making enemies" - The Child's Friend | |
| * "My life is a chip in your pile... ante up!" - Setzer/FF3 | |
| * "My name is Schumacher, learn it well, for it is the chilling sound of your doom." BATMAN: The Outrage. | |
| * "my roomate and i just had a 4 pak of guiness...but that doenst even come close to enough beers" -- Hades | |
| * "na, i'd prolly rather go to 2600 than eat a dick tho" -- Khelbin | |
| * "Neelix? Why do you want me to tug on your whiskers?" - Voyager | |
| * "neverloc.zip - Program that stops sharware programs from locking" | |
| * "next weekend im buying a intel 233.. just because i can" -- Malachai | |
| * "next you'll be adopting inphidel's ebonics dialect just so you don't have to type as many characters..." -- Chaka | |
| * "No Binary is back because he had time to rest and gain his strength. Had he been eating meat this never would have happened." -- BlackIC | |
| * "No dammit, I will not make the throwing axe return to you. Walk your lazy ass over and pick it up." - Quake "throwing axe" addon docs | |
| * "no, but sometimes when i get mad i slam my feet on boyfiller's keyboard and it doesn't even break, those engineering geniuses at packard bell..." -- Chaka | |
| * "None of us learn in a vacuum; we all stand on the shoulders of giants such as Wirth and Knuth and thousands of others. Lend your shoulders to building the future!" - Michael Abrash | |
| * "Nope, not when I've got chlorine in one tank and ammonia in the other tank. That's called mustard gas, also known as coughing up yer lungs in 30 minutes or less..." -- Wolfstar | |
| * "Note the smiley? It generally means "THIS IS A JOKE GIMPY"!!!!" -- Wolfstar | |
| * "Nothing beats partying in the hole, Nothin!" -- Platinum Spyder | |
| * "Nothing says "I'm Elite" more than the sharp dressed hacker sporting his very own ICBM." - ?? | |
| * "notice how every comment about windows had the word idiot in it at least once?" -- Kapheine | |
| * "now i suspect them of stealign my motion potion..." -- Malachai | |
| * "Oh Lex! It's so BIG!" - Superman Animated Series (not superman himself) | |
| * "oh MAN, joycekiller was just telling me about how squishy you are inside..." -- Chaka | |
| * "oh really? so how am i brainwashed? i dont beleive thats there an invisible man that lives in the sky and watches everyone on earth every second of their lives." -- Joykiller | |
| * "OH, I KNOW!!!! This is where I need my Captain Pervert secret decoder ring to figure out what you REALLY said, right?" -- Wolfstar | |
| * "Oh, my wee University friend - it's fine not to like my movies. Butplease - don't discount my fan contingency as children and idiots wholike to say the 'F' word a lot. Be better than that." - Kevin Smith | |
| * "oh, you're going to be Richard Simmons' personal ass whore?" -- Chaka | |
| * "ok! who stole my golden ticket!" -- Mr203 | |
| * "Once in a while a programmer really writes something he's proud of, a slick, elegant, blazingly fast routine that stands as a benchmark against which other code will be judged by. However, this is not the case with TED's fill routine." - Romero | |
| * "One day your ship will come in...Today is not that day." - Zorak | |
| * "One mans' theology is another mans' belly laugh." - L. Long (atheist.org) | |
| * "One of these days, I'm am going to SNAP. And Go Law Suit Crazy until someone gets the point. I'm going to jump off staircases and sue people for not having ways to keep me from jumping off 'em." -- Fredrick | |
| * "Our snow's better than THEIR snow, because it's hair!" | |
| * "Out here, due process is a BULLET." | |
| * "Out of control stunts that YOU control!" - Tyco RC car TV ad | |
| * "pardon my asking, but have you missed giant chunks of reality somewhere over the past few months?" -- Chaka | |
| * "perhaps you analy raped them just a bit too often" -- Joykiller | |
| * "Petty bureaucrat... we'll see how he feels after he's been inside our giant clothes dryer and his very garments imprison him like a mummy!""ZORT!! Then we can stick tickly things in his nose, right Brain?""Let's not be vindictive, Pinky." | |
| * "PFLOYD" - Donkey Kong Land (GAMEBOY) SRAM | |
| * "Power only breeds war ... I wish I'd never been born." - Celes/FF3 | |
| * "Programed by T.NAKAMURA 6/24 is my birthday. 1985/6/24" - Robot Block (NES ROM) | |
| * "pussy drugs......real men suck corpses fingers to get the embalming fluid out.." -- Salamone | |
| * "qtips are for wimps.......try coffee cans" -- Chaka | |
| * "Rage on, and don't give up the fight." -- The Visionary | |
| * "random pickle assault" -- Kapheine | |
| * "Remember when we said there was no future? Well, this is it." - Blank Reg | |
| * "remove it and remove it.. and so basically all it does is make the cops feel good about themselves still they realize your car aint stopping and then they go have donuts and feel better" -- Kapheine | |
| * "RETURN MY CONNIX ACCOUNT NOW" -- Scoop | |
| * "RO> I thought my messages didn't fit in with society... nah its just that your messages tend to fit in with stupidity too often." -- Joykiller | |
| * "rogue's a moron? you've figured it out? start filling out those Mensaapplications..." -- Chaka | |
| * "Ry, when you once again gain the right to call ANYTHING gimpy, you'll beinformed. Until then, face life, and acknowledge that the first moviereleased is entitled Star Wars, not A New Hope." -- Wolfstar | |
| * "Score points by doing what the voices tell you!" - unreleased INTV game | |
| * "See - they try to outfox the fox and it doesn't work." -- Psycho | |
| * "side note... cows are funny.. they don't do anything but eat/fart/& sleep" -- Korpse | |
| * "Silence! You are in the presence of octopus royalty!" - Ultros/FF3 | |
| * "Software is like sex; it's better when it's free." - Linus Torvalds | |
| * "Sometimes I think it's unfortunate that we compete the way we do." - Anonymous Microsoft middle manager | |
| * "Soooo, Are you Fallen Angel in a group called Pyro, or Pyro trying to change his handle?" -- Wolfstar | |
| * "Sorry. But this is America, NOT a free country." - Fido SCIENCE | |
| * "Speaking of pus and bleeding anus's..." -- Kapheine | |
| * "Special bulletin : There is still no news from New Zealand. If they ever have any, we'll be sure to let you know." - Max Headroom | |
| * "SUE SUE SUE SUE.. wait.. did the cup say caution : hot? :)" -- Kapheine | |
| * "Suprise you hoochie fiend!" - LORD | |
| * "surely my life would not have been complete without knowing that you wiggle and moan when you have an orgasm." -- Chaka | |
| * "Take the exit for the Boulevard and then drive back and forth and listen for the sounds of welfare checks." -- Wolfstar | |
| * "TH> Prostitution is a crime, Kaph. Well, all of 203 is going to jail then." -- Kapheine | |
| * "That rewards as good as mine!" - Starfox 64 (about 4096k times) | |
| * "That sounded like a very intense discussion." "Yeah...they found Data's head a mile below San Francisco..." Guinan/Geordi | |
| * "That Uh Oh will turn into Oh My God soon. ;)" -- Disdain | |
| * "That'd be one frog I think I'd have to worship on size of phallus alone!" -- Wolfstar | |
| * "tHaTs CuZ wheN yEr ElITe, tHe SuN sHinEs On YewW in ThE nIghT TiMe S0 teH pHeDs CaNt FiNd mE wHeN iM fiShIng fOr tUnA iN LaKe eErIe..." -- Internal Stalker | |
| * "Thats it! I'm gonna combine my elephant with a potbellied pig...and make..pot bellied elephants. They'd be smart like elephants but small like pigs" - Kyle | |
| * "thats sutpid but thats cause they dont understand what a virus can do.. they think a virus can format your hd, melt the heads on your hd's and floppy drives, kill your dog, lock all the doors, and rub shit in the rug..." -- Kapheine | |
| * "The average person gets raped 12 times a year by the bbd." -- Joykiller | |
| * "The beanie babies have more hair on their chests..." -- Zeus | |
| * "The beginning of the day is not usually my best time for problem solving." -- White Crow | |
| * "The best is a college id; and they are easy to get if you're elite." -- Mind Fluid | |
| * "The GCOS GERTS interface is so bad that a description here is inappropriate. Anyone seeking to use this interface should seek divine guidance." - The Unix Programming Manual, 3rd Edition, 3/15/72. | |
| * "The Greatest story lies in no book, scroll, or song. It lies in your soul." - Zap | |
| * "The internet is central to everything we are doing." -Bill Gates | |
| * "The Internet? What's that?" - INFINITE DARKNESS BBS (+1-954-316-4663) | |
| * "The man of the Spirit...does not wear the cloths of the pimp." - SNL | |
| * "The master programmer moves from program to program without fear. No change in management can harm him. He will not be fired, even if the project is cancelled. Why is this? He is filled with Tao." - Tao | |
| * "The minute you stop striving for something better is the minute you give up happiness forever. And above all, ALWAYS stay alive and free." -- Wolfstar | |
| * "The only things we won't mail for you are cats, dogs and kids, no matter how much you'd like to send them," he said." - Postal worker | |
| * "the pants.... i've come for the pants!" -- The Froth | |
| * "The strategic goal here is getting Windows CE standards into every device we can." -Bill Gates | |
| * "theres a cable truck in guilford that never moves" -- The Child | |
| * "theres always booze at sc00ps house" -- Binary | |
| * "They are trying to use an existing monopoly to retard introduction of new technology." -Gary Reback, antitrust lawyer on Microsoft | |
| * "They hit you so hard you became black?" -- Disdain | |
| * "They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here!" - FC | |
| * "They're not talking about my chest on the Internet nearly as much these days." - Jerri Ryan | |
| * "This christmas is going to be great! Wait till you see the goose I got!""Oh, you sat on Santas lap too?" - Tony/Mona | |
| * "This compiles and runs just fine under Borland. Therefore, it must belegal C. However, neither Watcom nor MS will compile it. What's up withthose two companies selling broken compilers which won't compile legal Ccode?" - Fido C | |
| * "This is as is. If your computer starts on fire, you need a new fan." - WATKEY2.ZIP .doc | |
| * "This is the end of the Lion King." - My old computer teacher on the GAME. | |
| * "Though a program be but three lines long, someday it will have to be maintained." - Tao | |
| * "Time for you to leave." - Tao | |
| * "Time to shake the compounds!" - Radio Ad for 'Public Schools' | |
| * "tint; why is it that you cant add but you know all about the deadly nerve gas VX?" -- Kapheine | |
| * "titnt: So are you going to molest me if we meet?" -- Black IC | |
| * "Trying is the first step towards failure." - Homer | |
| * "uh.......you keep getting weirder, man..." -- Chaka | |
| * "Ummm, guy, it's supposed to be an insult, not a promise of sexual favors." -- Wolfstar | |
| * "Ummm, guy, the power switch of life isn't a dimmer switch." -- Wolfstar | |
| * "Ummm, guy, this ain't Oakland, so stop posting in Eb0n1c, yer giving me a headache..." -- Wolfstar | |
| * "Ummm, no, my teeth aren't red. Yellowed a bit from voluminous amounts of coffee and cigarettes, but not red." -- Wolfstar | |
| * "Uwee hee hee... Game over! Don't tease the octopus, kids!" - Ultros/FF3 | |
| * "View with a Thrill!" - Empire State Building banner | |
| * "wait a minute, im begging for companionship, i must sound like kapheine." -- Chaka | |
| * "was that a shoddy attempt to amuse the hac with the hopes of being immortalized in a tagline?" -- Chaka | |
| * "Watch out, we've got asteroids in orbit..." -- Wolfstar | |
| * "We are closed, now!" - Final line of BurgerTime TV commercial, frequently quoted by the remaining Mattel programmers on January 20, 1984, the day they were all laid off | |
| * "We have enormous appreciation, admiration, and fear [of Microsoft]. But like I tell people: I love my brothers, but I don't let them eat my supper" - James Barksdale, Netscape CEO | |
| * "We have thin copper wire thats just laid down on the sidewalk and doesnt even have a protective coating around it.. it sucks.. specially in the rain" - phone lines -- Kapheine | |
| * "We need a new rogue.." -- Kapheine | |
| * "We were raggign on that guy who didn't quote, but we secretly loved it though thats sad... starved for entertainment" -- The Child | |
| * "We're investigating a cab robbery." "My god, what happened?" "A cab was robbed." | |
| * "we're morons because we DON'T listen to Gwar???" -- Chaka | |
| * "We're sick of your tough guy stance, we're sick of the way you dance, we're sick of your baggy pants, so leave now while you still have the chance." - The Pist | |
| * "well aren't we just busting out of our underoos, mr. ego...." -- Chaka | |
| * "Well I just leave the VCR clock 12:00 so I don't hafta go school... Good plan, eh?" -- Kapheine | |
| * "well now the hac has an excuse, but what the fuck is wrong with malachai?" -- Kapheine | |
| * "well then, i guess the file doesnt like you and keeps running to another base." -- Disdain | |
| * "well ya know what they say, god works in a factory downtown" -- Phantasm | |
| * "Well, if my messages in this arguement are stupid, then yours are too." -- Ghostface Killah | |
| * "Well, spank my ass and call me Charley, isn't this exciting, two A+ students in a cloning war." - Mr. Garrison/South Park | |
| * "Well.. we like to pound and rub our schlongs when we think about how cool you are.. atleast i know i do" -- Kapheine | |
| * "Werd.. got any fetus porn?" -- Kewoon | |
| * "What am I some sort of pretentious ass?" -- Rogue | |
| * "what are you going to do? get mad and draw an ansi?" -- Joykiller | |
| * "WHAT CONVERSATION?!?!?!? You, Gimp of the United States of America, flew in on GimpForce One, and out of the blue clear sky, WHAM! called someone you've never met uneducated and ignorant!" -- Wolfstar | |
| * "What IS our motto at GHS? 'Spend 4 back-breaking years to become unemployed'?" -- Punisher | |
| * "What the fuck are you waiting for?!? BUY! BUY! BUY!!!!!" - Jay & Silent Bob's Secret Stash (comic store) | |
| * "what, you can't force cans of folger's directly up your urethra? what's WRONG with you?" -- Chaka | |
| * "what's bbd? that silly hip hop group?" -- Filth | |
| * "When i listen to chaka moan i pull more than quotes out of my ass!" -- Chaka | |
| * "When the boot of the government is on your neck - it doesn't matter if its left or right" - Gary Lloyd | |
| * "When the hell did this turn into the "my car audio bass is phatter than yours" bbs?" -- Chaka | |
| * "When the program is being tested, it is too late to make design changes." - Tao | |
| * "When you go on your little trips, does it make your testicles feel bigger?" -- Chaka | |
| * "When you have learned to snatch the error code from the trap frame, it will be time for you to leave." - Tao | |
| * "When you've got a trunk butt, and don't know what to do, the big black dick is coming for you, it'll cure all your problems, and the first raping's free call 1-800-BIG-BLK-D!" -- Chaka | |
| * "Which one of you guys did the 'q-tip' in the pee hole routine?" -- Imoliation | |
| * "who guves a fuck, hackers/phreakers have been doing that shit for years. heres three numbers for ya: go fuck yourself." -- Malachai | |
| * "With the first link, a chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." - TNG | |
| * "Without the wind, the grass does not move. Without software, hardware is useless." - Tao | |
| * "Woohoo! We just made 2 credits in the past 5 minutes in interest!" -- Wolfstar | |
| * "Yea, but its 203, you can just assume, some wierd looking kid with mentalproblems and a case of sleep deprivation. =)" -- Disdain | |
| * "yeah and my mom's pussy smells like jock sweat.. where have you been?" -- Kapheine | |
| * "Yeah but you got tits.. so they dont piss you off.." -- Kapheine | |
| * "yeahh... i got bored once and decided i should put up a bord... i got iq and modded everything.. all the strings, ansis, everything.. then i deleted it." -- Mind Plauge | |
| * "Yes Its true! joykiller had some meat!" -- Korpse | |
| * "Yes Mr.Garrison, genetic engineering lets us correct Gods horrible, horrible mistakes, like German people." - Mr. Hat/South Park | |
| * "You are a fluke of the Universe. You have no right to be here. And whether you can hear it or not, the Universe is laughing behind your back." - National Lampoon | |
| * "you aren't funny... D OR K" -- Rogue | |
| * "You can demonstrate a program for a corporate executive, but you can't make him computer literate." - Tao | |
| * "You cannot emulate a NINTENDO 64 (or at least, not yet <?>) because it's a 64 bit machine, and PC's are only 32-bit..." - Fido GAMING | |
| * "You cant quote me!!!! i'm the unquoteable fucker!" -- Korpse | |
| * "You could steal the game from a friend. But we both know you'll be punished by God if you do. WHY RISK ETERNAL DAMNATION? CALL 1-800-IDGAMES AND BUY NOW! Remember, we love you almost as much as He does." - Quake Shareware | |
| * "you dont like that i have more taglines so your taking 3 away from me?!?!?!" -- Joykiller | |
| * "You dont want people to call you cute, but you know you are cute and arn't afraid to admit it? I've never heard THAT one before." -- Kapheine | |
| * "You forgot to quote again. Stick a fuquin' post-it note on yer forehead or something..." -- Wolfstar | |
| * "YOU GO GIRL! *snap with hands and stuff*" -- Crisco Kid | |
| * "You know once i saw two 5 year olds fighting over a lollypop, and finally one replied with dork..." -- Kapheine | |
| * "You know, I'm starting to get the feeling you've read the script, gramp." - Kevin Smith | |
| * "You licentious howler!" - Cyan/FF3 | |
| * "You look like someone who would like some all-you-can-eat-chili. Looks like you're a chili growin' boy." - TIMESLAUGHTER | |
| * "You mean you guys arnt laughing with me?" -- Kapheine | |
| * "You only break things..not body parts." -- Disdain | |
| * "You people waste so much time using your fucking computers." -- Ghostface Killah | |
| * "You pooped ehh? At 2600 no less. Think of all the info you missed!!!!" -- Platinum Spyder | |
| * "you private posted me to laugh?!" -- Kapheine | |
| * "you really think i want a picture of you riding around on your lawnmower in some desperate yet thoroughly misguided attempt to find a woman whose genitalia doesn't resemble mexican food?" -- Chaka | |
| * "You run windows and terminate at the same time, you get burned" -- Kapheine | |
| * "You see, there're more girls here than grains of sand out there. I can't keep track of 'em all!" - Edgar/FF3 | |
| * "YOU STUPID, ARROGANT, BASTARD... This is a PUBLIC BASE!!!" -- Onslaught | |
| * "You take this fuckingHOBBY so seriously." -- Ghostface Killah | |
| * "you turned on the radio???? i hope your therapy goes well." -- Chaka | |
| * "You were talking about rubbers right?" -- White Crow | |
| * "you were working on your IQ? well it didnt do any good and getting hit on the head in football doesnt seem to be helping" -- Kapheine | |
| * "You're not to call here, You're not to come here, You're not the right lettuce." - The Stoher Residence | |
| * "you're ridiculous. how the fuck could you tell me i ate meat ravioli?" -- Chaka | |
| * "You're sick obsession has brought you further into the domain of beef." -- Platinum Spyder | |
| * "you're using 2000 year old "bible-lingo"? can we shoot you now, or should we wait until you start using the term "begat"?" -- Chaka | |
| * "Your board must have a low self of steem" -- Mental Illness | |
| * "Your dad went too deep?" -- Kapheine | |
| * "your just saying that because elite person (me) said i would'nt draw for fluph." -- Kewoon | |
| * "Your taxes paid for my blowjob!" -- Kapheine | |
| * [ etch tee tee pee colon slash slash double-u-double-u-double-u dot wam ][ dot you em dee dot ee de you slash squiggle ar ess ar oh dee gee ee ar ] | |
| * [2o3] you love to be a victim [2o3] | |
| * * <- Tribble . <- TRIBBLE.ZIP | |
| * *** shs was kicked by eSPrSoMAn (shut the fuck up you child molester) | |
| * *** Wolfstar(wolfstar@hustler.com) has joined #203<Wolfstar> I forget what he says when he greets people. something silly<kapheine> su-<Wolfstar> Just making my rounds.. later*** Wolfstar has left the building | |
| * % rm -i Godrm: remove God? y | |
| * <|CaRnagE|> Your mother has stretch marks on her lips from sucking my fat dick<Killspree> Well, you didnt think it was from eating oversized sandwiches, did you? | |
| * <criscokid> kaph- i think your the whitest boy i know | |
| * <dayeight> espressoman, it looks like you have a halo<Esprsoman> i do.<dayeight> cool, can i borrow it? | |
| * <fareeed> FRO'S DOWN.. THIS IS A neGro rAID | |
| * <Hades_> we are bbs scene<Hades_> more or less | |
| * <kapheine> chaka; if you want ill dress up as a girl and do whatever you want | |
| * <kapheine> chaka; no! you go to hell! you go to hell and you die! :) | |
| * <kapheine> hac; im err.. whats the word of being afraid of people? brilikephobia?<Hac_> kaph: Religon. | |
| * <kapheine> my brother is so fucking dumb.. he expects me to get off the modem so he can fucking download his mpeg's of 5 year olds wrestling in a minivan | |
| * <kapheine> my brother pissed in a bottle once cause he was on a boat<kapheine> and couldnt hold it in.. but he was like 3<kapheine> and some people went by and were laughing at him<kapheine> and he pissed on my dad | |
| * <khelbin> everyone stopped playing with me here | |
| * <khelbin> ruumis, how does a typical cfug meeting proceed?<ruumis> well uhhh... we do some stuff... and then we drink some beer. | |
| * <korpse_> i love brushing my teeth :P | |
| * <Lockjaw> i saw "chasing jdemartino"<wastery> thats my mom asswipe! | |
| * <oned/#ansi> If I had a hot sister, I'd fuck her, you only live once, who gives a fuck. | |
| * <PinZ> i like radio frequencies | |
| * <ruumis> I AM THE SNOWBALL KING | |
| * <ruumis> mr203 why is tint fr00ty?<Mr203> ruumis, All I can Say is, BBD! | |
| * <ruumis> the drumming on this Terrorizer album is so crazy it sounds like someone is mowing the lawn outside. | |
| * <ruumis> Tintivilo - I'm planning on impregnating you with an alien embryo | |
| * <Scoop_> you should see my asshole it's angry | |
| * <tHERUIN3r> im not affraid to admit that i prefer sitting down when i pee | |
| * <Tintivilo> i dont want to feel anything from you inside me ANYMORE! | |
| * <trix> ho ho ho, new kernel time | |
| * 1-2-5-12-42-44 | |
| * 100 WAYS TO ORDER A PIZZA: 54. Learn to properly pronounce theingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza. | |
| * 72057594037927935 | |
| * A well-used door needs no oil on its hinges.A swift-flowing stream does not grow stagnant.Neither sound nor thoughts can travel through a vacuum.Software rots if not used.These are great mysteries. | |
| * A.A.A.A.A.: An organization for drunks who drive | |
| * ÄÄÄÄÄï¶ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ°°°°°³ÆÍÍÍÍÝ You're sticking that where? | |
| * All I can think of is a platter of organic PRUNE CRISPS being trampledby an army of swarthy, Italian LOUNGE SINGERS... | |
| * All things happen for a reason...everything is intertwined. | |
| * AMIGA ROM Operating System and LibrariesCopyright (C) 1985, Commodore-Amiga, Inc.All Rights Reserved. | |
| * And I'll know they're truely dead when Ignaw on their skulls with my own teeth! | |
| * Any sufficiently primitive magic is indistinguishable from science. | |
| * Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!!! | |
| * Bill Gates wants YOU... ok, maybe just your money... | |
| * Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed! | |
| * Blow ye winds,Like the trumpet blows;But without that noise. | |
| * Borg spreadsheet program, "Locutus 1-2-3". | |
| * Borg Truck: Don't like our driving? Call 1 800 IRRELEVANT. | |
| * Bred to kill, not to care... | |
| * Can somebody please send me Windows 95? I think I erased my CD.It was an accident. | |
| * Can we like, buy nuclear missiles in thegame, then like ride them through&Mthe dungeon? - SPISPOPD FAQ | |
| * Cartman: Go back to San Fransico with the rest of the Jews. Kyle: Theres no Jews in San Fransico, you retard!Cartman: I'll kick you in the nuts! [South Park] | |
| * CHICO! The guy who killed the horse... and made the woodchuck go down thehole | |
| * Commanded ships blown up: Picard: 2 Janeway: 0 | |
| * Congratulations, you've won a gold metal in masturbating. | |
| * Dahmer to PeeWee: "Quit playing with the food!" | |
| * Dead girls don't say no. | |
| * Death cures cancer. | |
| * Did you know I can legally sue you for looking at this tagline? | |
| * Documentation is the castor oil of programming. Managers know it mustbe good because the programmers hate it so much. | |
| * Does anybody know how to use the DELTREE command? I was foolingaround with it yesterday, and now my computer won't start, so I'musing a friend's. But it doesn't work on his, either. | |
| * Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? | |
| * Don't cook tonight - starve a rat today! | |
| * Edison : "Since when has news been entertainment?!"Murray : "Er ... since it was invented?" | |
| * Episodes before surrendering the ship: Janeway: 41 Picard: 1 | |
| * Error(F38): (god) does not exist and cannot be made from existing files | |
| * givemeemus: where do I go to get the n64 emu?Bnherawile: Go to Yahoo, search for +Emu +Naive +Idiots.givemeemus: is "naive" the name of the emulator? btw, where can I get roms? | |
| * Good beer and excellent OS! What else do we need? Use Linux and drink Beer! | |
| * GOOD FOR YOU. GOOD FOR AMERICA. BAD FOR MIDGETS! | |
| * Government lies, and newspapers lie, but in a democracy they aredifferent lies. | |
| * Grossberg : "Max, this is the executive board of Network 23." Max : "You mean you're the people who execute audiences?" | |
| * Have you seen my monkey wrench? | |
| * Human beings were created by water to transport it uphill. | |
| * I figure I'm pretty good with the bullshit but I love listening to anexpert. Keep talking. | |
| * I have a very firm grasp on reality! I can reach out and strangle itany time! | |
| * I know I'm ugly, my proctologist stuck his finger in my mouth! | |
| * I punch my chest and it goes out to the crowd. | |
| * I survived Borg assimilation and all I got was this stupid tagline. | |
| * I want to make a new newsgroup to talk about Kurt Cobain. I wantto call it microsoft.talk.about.kurt.cobain. What do I do now? | |
| * I'm just a Reggaejunkiejew... | |
| * I'm not as hardcore as my mom is, by any means.. | |
| * I'm not on this planet to be a nice guy... | |
| * If Johnson drinks one beer the first hour (slow start), four beersthe next hour, nine beers the next, etc., and stacks the cans in apyramid, how soon will Johnson's pyramid be larger than KingTut's? When will it fall on him? Will he notice? | |
| * If Roger wrecks his car every week, and each week he breakstwice as many bones as before, how long will it be before he breaksevery bone in his body? How long will it be before they cut offhis insurance? Where does he get a new car every week? | |
| * If the BBD rapes someone in the woods, does the person make a noise? | |
| * If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll do it for you. | |
| * im gonna call the neighbors 1-21387490238749021387490213874912387423918423-98749012387490231847239847231-32984723984723 hi jim -- Kapheine | |
| * In a world of the blind, the one eyed man is king. | |
| * It is not love we fear, but instead its absence... | |
| * It sure is hot, isn't it Grandpa? GRANDPA? | |
| * It's called pain, Frank. | |
| * It's GOOD to be king. | |
| * It's like when they say you got to buy one if you want to get one free... | |
| * It's not unfair you're in love with her, It's unfortunateyou're in love with her... | |
| * Jesus saves sinners, and redeems them for valable cash and prizes! | |
| * Kermit: "Bear left! Bear left!" Fozzie: "Right, frog! Right, frog!" | |
| * Kirk: Bones! It's Ensign Wonder! McCoy: She's bread, Jim | |
| * KM> if anyone is selling a weight bench with at least 200lbs. weightsKM> please write me and ill prob buy it off you. thanxB> I might beKM> how much? and what will i be getting with it?B> I'm not sure | |
| * Las Vegas: Come get some! It's free! | |
| * Lies make baby Jesus cry. | |
| * Llama Dama Ding Dong! | |
| * Loser34: Hey if you lke NurVana hit 69!!!!!!!Flamer77: 69!! huhhhuhuhuhu you said 69....Man-trying-to-be-woman1000000000: Hey warriors, let's hot chat...Only-good-RPer-in-the-room: <exits> -- Silent Knight | |
| * Man who not worry about security deserves to be stolen from. | |
| * MICROSOFT == Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Them | |
| * Microsoft Lawsuit #1. All the Easter eggs in Windows that say "Janet Reno is the Antichrist": better safe than sorry... | |
| * Microsoft Lawsuit #10. Recycle bin: infringes on Rubbermaid's line of waste receptacles. | |
| * Microsoft Lawsuit #2. Minesweeper: undermines U.S. Navy recruiting programs. | |
| * Microsoft Lawsuit #3. Calculator: competes with Hewlett-Packard. | |
| * Microsoft Lawsuit #4. Volume control: infringes on Radio Shack's knob and slider business. | |
| * Microsoft Lawsuit #5. CD player control: makes your PC the world's most expensive CD player; Bang & Olufssen claims that trade as its own. | |
| * Microsoft Lawsuit #6. Desktop wallpaper: unfair to Taylor Wall Coverings. | |
| * Microsoft Lawsuit #7. Windows Explorer: Ford claims likely product-line confusion with its sport-utility vehicles. | |
| * Microsoft Lawsuit #8. DOS prompt: unfair competition with Unix. | |
| * Microsoft Lawsuit #9. Icons: the Russian Orthodox Church has been making icons for 2,000 years. | |
| * Microsoft Windows: "We bring computers down to YOUR level!" | |
| * Motto of Public Education: "Just enough to get by!" | |
| * Mr. Nice wants to give you a warm potato... | |
| * My brother has never been a dentist and never will be. | |
| * No one puts Baby in the corner! | |
| * Now can we please get back to insulting one another? | |
| * Oh, dear, where can the matter beWhen it's converted to energy?There is a slight loss of parity.Johnny's so long at the fair. | |
| * Picard, a mere 1,000 light-years from home, got down on his knees andbegged Q to get the Enterprise out of its mess. Janeway, 40,000 light-yearsfrom home, didn't. | |
| * Picard's crewmembers become Maquis. Maquis become Janeway'screwmembers. | |
| * Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday.She was in bed with gramps. | |
| * Police: "Are you classified as human?"Dallas: "No, I am a meat popcicle." - The Fifth Element | |
| * Pull my finger. | |
| * Q: Do you remember when you said Friday that Final Fantasy III was the best console RPG ever? Do you think that will change when Final Fantasy VII comes out in September?A: No. - Next Generation Online | |
| * Q: What is the best console RPG ever?A: There is only one answer: Final Fantasy III (US). - Next Generation Online | |
| * RD> Anybody have any ideas?Fr> Maybe the phone company was hacking you back. | |
| * Red dog has killed Eternal Flame!"ha ha ha i like beer ha ha ha ...." laughs Red dog. | |
| * Religion is to stay 500 yards away from science at all times. | |
| * Remember: real life rots your brain. Play more computer games. | |
| * Renegade votingwhos upgrading to 96mb in a week -Malachai 1.Mal! :) | |
| * Should I build the wall? | |
| * Snootchie bootchie nootchies! | |
| * Some performers on television appear to be horrible people, but whenyou finally get to know them in person, they turn out to be evenworse." - Avery | |
| * Spaghetti code means job security. | |
| * Stupidity is obviously comes naturally to you. | |
| * The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group dividedby the number of people in the group. | |
| * The Lion, wiping a tear from his eye with the tipof his tail, "It is my great sorrow, and makes my life very unhappy.But whenever there is danger, my heart begins to beat fast.""Perhaps you have heart disease," said the Tin Woodman. | |
| * The sound of fresh rain run-off splashing from the roof reminded me ofthe sound of urine splashing into a filthy Texaco latrine. | |
| * Then we squeezed milk from the dead mother, and the baby lapped it up! | |
| * This is an unauthorized cybernetic announcement. | |
| * This is the alpha version of DOOM. If you are not a betatester, then you are quite the bad person. - Doom Alpha from 4/93 | |
| * Tired: Tired/Wired listsWired: Being tired | |
| * Too much mail already sent today. | |
| * Unix is user friendly - it's just a bit more choosy about who it'sfriends are. | |
| * Vila: "I think I have just made the biggest mistake of my life."Orac: "It is unlikely. I would predict there are far greater mistakes waiting to be made by someone with your obvious talent for it." | |
| * WALA! | |
| * Warning: You have less than -58 minutes remaining online!You have used up all of your time. | |
| * We are the people our parents warned us about. | |
| * What does it mean if there is no fortune for you? | |
| * WHAT DOES THE CAPS LOCK KEY DO IN VISUAL BASIC. ITS ON MYKEYBOARD AND ITS NOT IN THE MANUAL ANYPLACE I LOOKED. | |
| * What ever happened to Ovalteen's brother, Ovalkid? | |
| * What kind of fool am I...to want your body next to mine... | |
| * Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute,then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. NOW who'sasking the questions? | |
| * Where feelings are concerned, answers are rarely simple. | |
| * Who's in charge of this bbs, and is he really a millionaire? | |
| * Why do Christians worship a god that violated a virgin's civil rights? | |
| * Yes, you are - INDEED - a complete asshole. | |
| * Yes, your name does mean something in old english; Sodomized. | |
| * You are a real asshole, you know that? | |
| * You might wonder, "Why is this ghost haunting a bunch of berries?". | |
| * You people are making Jesus very sad. |
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