The GashlyCode Tinies

TheGashlyCodeTinies.txt

A is for Amy whose malloc was one byte short
B is for Basil who used a quadratic sort

C is for Chuck who checked floats for equality
D is for Desmond who double-freed memory

E is for Ed whose exceptions weren’t handled
F is for Franny whose stack pointers dangled

G is for Glenda whose reads and writes raced
H is for Hans who forgot the base case

I is for Ivan who did not initialize
J is for Jenny who did not know Least Surprise

K is for Kate whose inheritance depth might shock
L is for Larry who never released a lock

M is for Meg who used negatives as unsigned
N is for Ned with behavior left undefined

O is for Olive whose index was off by one
P is for Pat who ignored buffer overrun

Q is for Quentin whose numbers had overflows
R is for Rhoda whose code made the rep exposed

S is for Sam who skipped retesting after wait()
T is for Tom who lacked TCP_NODELAY

U is for Una whose functions were most verbose
V is for Vic who subtracted when floats were close

W is for Winnie who aliased arguments
X is for Xerxes who thought type casts made good sense

Y is for Yorick whose interface was too wide
Z is for Zack in whose code nulls were often spied