I'm a lazy, lazy, developer. I am waaaaay too lazy not to use an IDE with code completion, refactoring tools and step-debugging (and much much more). PhpStorm is the best IDE (in my opinion) to help lazy developers get stuff done quickly and correctly.
Prepare yourself for a fast paced look at 43 tips and tricks for PhpStorm, some that you may never even know existed. Note taking equipment is strongly advised.
I agree with @wenz about toning it down a bit. I would leave the cheeky attitude (since that's part of what you're selling), but focus on the pragmatism of using the IDE and how it can solve problems developers face over and over to speed up their development time..