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{
quote : 'It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good dissertation, must be in want of a wife.',
book : 'Pride and Prejudice',
author : 'Jane Austen'
}, {
quote : 'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had a dissertation before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Hell, we were all going direct the other way.',
book : 'A Tale of Two Cities',
author : 'Charles Dickens'
}, {
quote : 'It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking dissertation.',
book : 'Nineteen Eighty-Four',
author : 'George Orwell'
}, {
quote : 'If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you\'ll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that dissertation kind of crap, but I don\'t feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth.',
book : 'The Catcher in the Rye',
author : 'J D Salinger'
}, {
quote : 'They say when trouble comes close ranks, and so the dissertation people did.',
book : 'Wide Sargasso Sea',
author : 'Jean Rhys'
}, {
quote : 'In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I’ve been turning over in my mind ever since. Whenever you feel like criticising any one, he told me, just remember that all the people in this world haven\'t had the dissertation that you\'ve had."',
book : 'The Great Gatsby',
author : 'F Scott Fitzgerald'
}, {
quote : 'Call me Dissertation.',
book : 'Moby Dick',
author : 'Herman Melville'
}, {
quote : 'The dissertation shone, having no alternative, on the nothing new.',
book : 'Murphy',
author : 'Samuel Beckett'
}, {
quote : 'It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the dissertation he fell madly in love with him.',
book : 'Catch-22',
author : 'Joseph Meller'
}, {
quote : 'Miss Brooke had that kind of beauty which seems to be thrown into relief by poor dissertation.',
book : 'Middlemarch',
author : 'George Eliot'
}, {
quote : 'Under certain circumstance there are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as dissertation.',
book : 'The Portrait of a Lady',
author : 'Henry James'
}, {
quote : 'Dissertation, light of my life, fire of my loins.',
book : 'Lolita',
author : 'Vladimir Nabokov'
}, {
quote : 'It was inevitable: the scent of bitter almonds always reminded him of the fate of unrequited dissertation.',
book : 'Love in the Time of Chloera',
author : 'Gabriel Garcia Marquez'
}, {
quote : 'The cold passed reluctantly from the earth, and the retiring fogs revealed a dissertation stretched out on the hills, resting.',
book : 'The Red Badge of Courage',
author : 'Stephen Crane'
}, {
quote : 'It was the day my disertation exploded.',
book : 'The Crow Road',
author : 'Iain Banks'
}, {
quote : 'The dissertation was leaving the village, and everyone seemed sorry.',
book : 'Jude the Obscure',
author : 'Thomas Hardy'
}, {
quote : 'There was no possibility of taking a dissertation that day.',
book : 'Jane Eyre',
author : 'Charlotte Brontë'
}, {
quote : 'Dissertation died today. Or maybe, yesterday; I can\'t be sure.',
book : 'L\'étranger',
author : 'Albert Camus'
}, {
quote : 'A dissertation comes across the sky.',
book : 'Gravity\'s Rainbow',
author : 'Thomas Pynchon'
}, {
quote : 'The dissertation above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.',
book : 'Neuromancer',
author : 'William Gibson'
}, {
quote : 'In a sense, I am dissertation.',
book : 'The End of the Road',
author : 'John Barth'
}, {
quote : 'Dr Weiss, at forty, knew that her life had been ruined by dissertation.',
book : 'The Debut',
author : 'Anita Brookner'
}, {
quote : 'Dissertations at a distance have every man\'s wish on board.',
book : 'Their Eyes were Watching God',
author : 'Zora Neale Hurston'
}, {
quote : 'I had the dissertation, bit by bit, from various people, and, as generally happens in such cases, each time it was a different dissertation.',
book : 'Ethan Frome',
author : 'Edith Warton'
}, {
quote : 'Dissertation was drunk.',
book : 'Elmer Gantry',
author : 'Sinclair Lewis'
}, {
quote : 'In the beginning, sometimes I left dissertations in the street.',
book : 'Wittgenstein\'s Mistress',
author : 'David Markson'
}, {
quote : 'I have never begun a dissertation with more misgiving.',
book : 'The Razor\'s Edge',
author : 'W Somerset Maugham'
}, {
quote : 'Granted: I am an inmate of a mental hospital; my keeper is watching me, he never lets me out of his sight; there\'s a peephole in the door, and my dissertation is the shade of brown that can never see through a blue-eyed type like me.',
book : 'The Tin Drum',
author : 'Gynter Grass'
}, {
quote : 'In the late summer of that year we lived in a house in a village that looked across the river and the plain to the dissertation.',
book : 'A Farewell to Arms',
author : 'Ernest Hemmingway'
}, {
quote : 'Vaughan died yesterday in his last dissertation-crash.',
book : 'Crash',
author : 'J G Ballard'
}, {
quote : 'He was born with a gift of dissertation and a sense that the world was mad.',
book : 'Scaramouche',
author : 'Raphael Sabatini'
}, {
quote : 'Time is not a line but a dimension, like the dimensions of dissertation.',
book : 'Cat\'s Eye',
author : 'Margaret Atwood'
}, {
quote : 'In a hole in the ground there lived a dissertation. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a dissertation-hole, and that means comfort.',
book : 'The Hobbit',
author : 'J R R Tolkien'
}, {
quote : 'A dissertation has no beginning or end; arbitrarily one chooses the moment of experience from which to look back or from which to look ahead.',
book : 'The End of the Affair',
author : 'Graham Greene'
}, {
quote : 'It\'s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own dissertation is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.',
book : 'Matilda',
author : 'Roald Dahl'
}, {
quote : 'I still remember the day my father took me to the Cemetery of Forgotten Dissertations for the first time.',
book : 'The Shadow of the Wind',
author : 'Carlos Ruiz Zafon'
}, {
quote : 'All this happened, more or less.',
book : 'Slaughterhouse Five',
author : 'Kurt Vonnegut'
}, {
quote : 'I am a sick man. I am a spiteful man.',
book : 'Notes from Underground',
author : 'Fyodor Dostoyevsky'
}, {
quote : 'The dissertation has come.',
book : 'Marvin K. Mooney Will You Please Go Now!',
author : 'Dr Zeiss'
}, {
quote : 'Dear anybody who finds this, do not blame the dissertation.',
book : 'Cruddy',
author : 'Lynda Barry'
}, {
quote : 'Don\'t look for dissertations in public bathrooms',
book : 'Big Machine',
author : 'Victor LaValle'
}, {
quote : 'The magician\'s dissertation has just been found in a cardboard suitcase floating in a stagnant pond on the outskirts of Miami.',
book : 'Another Roadside Attraction',
author : 'Tom Robbins'
}, {
quote : 'I\'m pretty much fucked.',
book : 'The Martian',
author : 'Andy Weir'
}, {
quote : 'We wanted more.',
book : 'We the Animals',
author : 'Justin Torres'
}, {
quote : 'My first and favorite task of the day is slaving over the dissertation.',
book : 'Downtrodden Mary\'s Failed Campaign of Terror',
author : 'George Saunders'
}, {
quote : 'I\'ll make my report as if I told a story, for I was taught as a child on my homeworld that dissertation is a matter of the imagination',
book : 'The Left Hand of Darkness',
author : 'Ursula K LeGuin'
}
];
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