Generates funny texts to show for your loading screens.

NonSenseGenerator.cs

public class NonSenseGenerator : MonoBehaviour {

    string[] n = new string[71];
    string[] v = new string[71];
    
	// Use this for initialization
	void Start () {
        SetNoun();
        SetVerb();
	}

    void SetNoun()
    {
        n[0] = "The sky";
        n[1] = "Everything and more";
        n[2] = "The clear star that is yesterday";
        n[3] = "Tomorrow";
        n[4] = "An old apple";
        n[5] = "Camouflage paint";
        n[6] = "A sound you heard";
        n[7] = "A setback of the heart";
        n[8] = "The body of mind";
        n[9] = "A classical composition";
        n[10] = "Another day";
        n[11] = "Chair number eleven";
        n[12] = "Nihilism";
        n[13] = "Tranquility";
        n[14] = "Wondrous awe";
        n[15] = "That memory we used to share";
        n[16] = "Nothing of importance";
        n[17] = "Clear water";
        n[18] = "Gasoline";
        n[19] = "Sixty-four";
        n[20] = "Nothingness";
        n[21] = "The flow of quizzes";
        n[22] = "An enigma";
        n[23] = "A wave loudly clashing against a long shoreline";
        n[24] = "Stupidity";
        n[25] = "Love";
        n[26] = "Sex";
        n[27] = "An idea";
        n[28] = "The last sentence you saw";
        n[29] = "The person you were before";
        n[30] = "A flailing monkey";
        n[31] = "Organisational culture";
        n[32] = "Trickery";
        n[33] = "A caring mother";
        n[34] = "A sickingly prodigous profile";
        n[35] = "A fly";
        n[36] = "Two-finger John";
        n[37] = "Sevenworm";
        n[38] = "Pinocchio";
        n[39] = "Lucky number slevin";
        n[40] = "A shooting star";
        n[41] = "Whiskey on the table";
        n[42] = "A cranky old lady";
        n[43] = "Stew and rum";
        n[44] = "Spam";
        n[45] = "Lonely Henry";
        n[46] = "Style";
        n[47] = "Fashion";
        n[48] = "A principal idea";
        n[49] = "Too long a stick";
        n[50] = "A glittering gem";
        n[51] = "That way";
        n[52] = "Significant understanding";
        n[53] = "Passion or serendipity";
        n[54] = "A late night";
        n[55] = "A stumbling first step";
        n[56] = "That stolen figurine";
        n[57] = "A token of gratitude";
        n[58] = "A small mercy";
        n[59] = "Utter nonsense";
        n[60] = "Colorful clay";
        n[61] = "Insignificance";
        n[62] = "The light at the end of the tunnel";
        n[63] = "The other side";
        n[64] = "Abstraction";
        n[65] = "Rock music";
        n[66] = "A passionate evening";
        n[67] = "A great silence";
        n[68] = "A river a thousand paces wide";
        n[69] = "The legend of the raven's roar";
        n[70] = "Enqoyism";
    }

    void SetVerb()
    {
        v[0] = "is like a painted flower; it never wilts.";
        v[1] = "runs through everything.";
        v[2] = "is ever present.";
        v[3] = "lies ahead, what with the future yet to come.";
        v[4] = "approaches at high velocity!";
        v[5] = "is nonsensical, much like me.";
        v[6] = "likes to take a walk in the park.";
        v[7] = "is still not very coherent.";
        v[8] = "loves to love.";
        v[9] = "would die for a grapefruit!";
        v[10] = "sickens me.";
        v[11] = "has your skin crawling.";
        v[12] = "makes people shiver.";
        v[13] = "is always a pleasure.";
        v[14] = "could please even the most demanding follower of Freud.";
        v[15] = "slips on a banana peel.";
        v[16] = "is nothing at all?";
        v[17] = "doesn't like paying taxes.";
        v[18] = "would kindly inquire something about you.";
        v[19] = "is not yet ready to die.";
        v[20] = "is omni-present, much like candy.";
        v[21] = "is good for you.";
        v[22] = "does not make any sense.";
        v[23] = "gambles with lives, happiness, and even destiny itself!";
        v[24] = "would scare any linguist away.";
        v[25] = "sees the sun.";
        v[26] = "is running away.";
        v[27] = "jumps both ways.";
        v[28] = "can get both high and low.";
        v[29] = "tests the thesis that your theorem would unleash.";
        v[30] = "comes asking for bread.";
        v[31] = "is interdependant on the relatedness of motivation, subcultures, and management.";
        v[32] = "says hello.";
        v[33] = "tenderly sees to her child.";
        v[34] = "wants to go to hell.";
        v[35] = "is often pregnant.";
        v[36] = "is often one floor above you.";
        v[37] = "likes to have a shower in the morning.";
        v[38] = "wants to set things right.";
        v[39] = "tells the tale of towers.";
        v[40] = "stole the goods.";
        v[41] = "woke the prime minister.";
        v[42] = "shot the sheriff.";
        v[43] = "lay down on the riverbed.";
        v[44] = "asked you a question?";
        v[45] = "sat down once more.";
        v[46] = "shoots pineapples with a machinegun.";
        v[47] = "will take you to places you never expected not to visit!";
        v[48] = "revels in authority.";
        v[49] = "stands upon somebody else's legs.";
        v[50] = "visits Japan in the winter.";
        v[51] = "says goodbye to the shooter.";
        v[52] = "welcomes spring!";
        v[53] = "loves a good joke!";
        v[54] = "is a storyteller without equal.";
        v[55] = "rains heavily.";
        v[56] = "is like a summer breeze.";
        v[57] = "is f***ing cosmopolitan, having a trained assassin stay overnight, letting heartbreaking lies roll over us like a summer breeze.";
        v[58] = "wanted the TRUTH!";
        v[59] = "set a treehouse on fire.";
        v[60] = "bathes in sunlight.";
        v[61] = "has its world rocked by trees (or rocks).";
        v[62] = "ever stuns the onlooker.";
        v[63] = "brings both pleasure and pain.";
        v[64] = "takes the world for granted.";
        v[65] = "is not enough.";
        v[66] = "was always the second best.";
        v[67] = "is not all that great.";
        v[68] = "shakes beliefs widely held.";
        v[69] = "always strikes for the heart.";
        v[70] = "is belief in the interrelatedness of all things.";
    }

    public string GetNonsense()
    {
        int i1 = Random.Range(0, n.Length);
        int i2 = Random.Range(0, v.Length);
        return n[i1] + " " + v[i2];
    }
}

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