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親戚小孩住我家,卻要我們養,這樣是對的嗎?
//親戚小孩住我家,卻要我們養,這樣是對的嗎?
// fork and convert to JavaScript by Haraguroicha 2012/10/12 23:27
//Aee jo / 2012-10-12 00:31 #1
var us = "us";
//我們家有個遠親不是很熟,最近幾年發財了,一直都很看不起我們
//在外面叫所有的其他親戚跟我們斷絕往來,欺負我們好多年了
caterCousin.fortune = true;
caterCousin.despise = { us };
caterCousin.call(relative.severContacts, us);
for(var years = 1911; years <= new Date().getYear(); years++)
caterCousin.bully(us);
//可是最近
//他們家的兒子說要念大學,然後說要到我們學區就讀,他就讓他孩子住我們家
var kid = caterCousin.children["son"];
kid.say("want to go to university");
caterCousin.want(kid, "to go to our School District");
caterCousin.letIn(kid, us.home);
//我繼父不知道哪根筋不對,誇口說要幫他照顧,養他兒子
//原本我們家的經濟狀況就不是很好,繼父還死要面子對外面都誇口裝大方
//這幾年
//繼父把我們家原有的祖產幾乎揮霍殆盡,都不敢承認,說現在過得不苦,以後會更苦
//以前的爸爸是整天偷我們的錢
//現在的繼父當初跟我們說只要他跟媽媽結婚,我們會過得好,整天來我們家跟我們講以前爸爸的壞話
//只要他娶了媽媽,會以我們家為中心,可以成為這鄰近市區的地王,問我們準備好了沒!
//現在過了五年了,原來都是騙人的
var sf = my.stepfather;
sf.hasCrazy().support().takeCare(kid);
our.home.economy("notGood");
sf.fakeGenerous();
sf.notAdmit(behavior.squandered(our.home.patrimony)).say("Not Hard");
sf.say("Will more Hard");
while(allDay)
my.father.stolen(us.money);
sf.said("just married, we will better");
while(allDay)
sf.go(our.home).say("dad's cuss").married(my.mother).will("center", us);
if(sf.askReady(us)) us.urbanKing = true;
if(year + 5 >= 2012) sf.lie(us);
//我們跟媽媽爭取要加零用錢,繼父都說好,想讓我們過好一點的日子
//私底下卻沒有,常常講一套做一套
//他不開冷氣,因為他的房間通風又大間,他自己不怕熱也不想想我們
//說我們不惜福、亂花錢、要我們節儉,連中秋烤肉他都有意見,自己卻每年都固定在奇怪的地方買煙火去放
us.fightFor(my.mother, pocket.money);
sf.sayOk().will("happy life").actually("not").justSay = true;
sf.cooler = false;
sf.room = { "big", "ventilation" };
sf.afraidOfHeat = false;
sf.selfish = true;
sf.sayTo(us, "not cherish, overspend, thrifty").judgment(autumnFestival.barbecue);
while(autumnFestival)
sf.to("Strange place").buy(fireworks).fire();
//只要多開一點冷氣他就哇哇叫,平常我們下課忙打工累得要死,假日在家休息
//他還罵我們不運動很懶惰
//因為他自己都有固定在跑步,鄰居的大嬸們都說他是很瀟灑的老爸,他也頗為自傲,不知道他在自戀什麼
while(cooler.turn(behavior.more)) {
sf.roar();
if(!holiday)
us.working(behavior.hard);
else
us.rest(our.home);
sf.abuse(us, behavior.lazy);
}
sf.campaign = true;
var anuts = neighbor.anuts;
for(var anut in anuts)
anuts[anut].sayTo(sf, "nuttiness");
sf.pride();
//上次參觀隔壁工廠,遇到泰勞還比賽伏地挺身贏了對方,他整天掛在嘴邊說,唉
//好了
//說重點
var Thai = new ThaiWorker();
while(allDay)
sf.say(sf.win("Push-ups", Thai).result);
sync(); sync(); sync();
done();
function main() {
//我們該養這位親戚的小孩嗎?
//繼父說家裡多副碗筷而已,重點在面子跟人情道義
//問題是
//以繼父這些年的腦袋
//我很難再相信他的判斷跟他的話,他自己很有錢,整天只會講風涼話挖苦我們
//養這個孩子的錢
//卻是從我跟哥哥姊姊每個月共繳的家庭開支裡扣
var question = behavior.should(we.support(kid));
sf.say("just more dishes").point(behavior.moral);
my.question(
(function(){
while(sf.brian) {
my.setTrust("hard");
sf.rich = true;
while(allDay)
sf.gloating().torment(us);
var mm = my.family.requirement.monthlyMoney;
my.family.money = my.money.withdraw(mm) + my.brother.money.withdraw(mm) + my.sister.money.withdraw(mm);
if(kid.supporter.money <= 0) {
kid.supporter.money += my.family.money.withdraw(kid.support.requirement.money);
}
}
})()
);
}
//大家覺得呢?請評評理~
we.judge(main());
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