Sorted list of random descriptions dumped from the disgaea series (just DD2 at the moment)

disgaea series random descriptions.txt

"Keywords: Enjoyable and Exciting."
'*sniff* ...Smells nice!'
'...This info is kind of pointless.'
(M-My back itches a lot...)
...Love is tough.
500 down, 500 to go!
A pretty flower blooms in the Netherworld.
A! BCD!
Actually got the cake at the end...
Admires the bad guys on Prism Rangers.
Aims to be the worst in the Netherworld.
Ain't scared of nothing.
All Prinnies can explode.
Always acts like the baby of the family.
Always eats spicy things.
Always has an angry look on their face.
Always have a grimace on their face.
Always keeps it cool.
Always leads with their left foot.
Always makes mistakes.
Always sucks up to those above them.
Always tries to impress their dad.
Always tries to make men to spend money.
Always wants to use a sword.
Always wishing for the end of the world.
Animals don't like them much.
Are bananas considered a snack?
Art is an explosion!
As you know, they're a hard worker.
Asks things knowing the answer'll be no.
Believes being naked is true fashion.
Believes promise are meant to be broken.
Brags about previous experiences.
By the way, they're really happy.
Can and will do anything.
Can answer almost any question in no time.
Can be rude at times, but is energetic.
Can be too kind for a demon.
Can be very, very stubborn.
Can come up with the craziest stories.
Can daydream with the best of 'em.
Can double Dutch up to a hundred.
Can eat almost anything.
Can fall asleep anywhere, anytime.
Can flip open a dictionary to any word.
Can go 3 whole days without sleep.
Can hold their breath for 100 seconds.
Can never say no to their big sister.
Can spell, but doesn't know definitions.
Can talk like a true demon.
Can't give up their 2 days off a week.
Can't make up their mind about anything.
Can't remember what they ate last night.
Can't sit still for more than 10 seconds.
Can't skip.
Can't whistle.
Cares too much about arbitrary things.
Chirps on Chirper every day.
Considers himself a stylish male demon.
Could do slightly better...
Could look good with the right ensemble.
Cries at the drop of a hat.
Cries easily.
Demands to be called Queen!
Does a great Eryngi impression.
Does better after a compliment.
Does better under pressure.
Does better with people cheering.
Does bonsai with pumpkin heads!
Does dirty deeds, but charges a premium.
Does that thing they do.
Does their level in sit-ups every day.
Does waterfall training every day.
Does whatever they want.
Doesn't accept anything cuter than them.
Doesn't believe in boundaries.
Doesn't care about others.
Doesn't dislike people who are messy.
Doesn't follow trends.
Doesn't get enough death threats.
Doesn't give up easily.
Doesn't have any hobbies.
Doesn't know anything.
Doesn't like animals with too many legs.
Doesn't like boneless animals.
Doesn't like buff and skinny, just skinny.
Doesn't like corn, baby or otherwise.
Doesn't like depressing anime.
Doesn't like mac and cheese.
Doesn't like or dislike erasers.
Doesn't like people who talk too much.
Doesn't like sea food.
Doesn't like slimy things.
Doesn't like the minute hand on a clock.
Doesn't listen to what others have to say.
Doesn't look up skirts when in a tower.
Doesn't remember why they're in a castle.
Doesn't sweat the small stuff.
Doesn't take it any further than friendly.
Doesn't think things out too hard.
Doesn't want to be easy to manipulate.
Doesn't want to work hard.
Don't expect any adlibbing from them.
Dreams of being in community theater.
Dreams of filling up his bookshelf.
Drinks wheatgrass juice every day.
Earnest, hardworking...and clumsy.
Earns 3 sardines an hour.
Eats a whole loaf of bread in a day.
Eats gum!
Eats their favorite foods first.
Eats their favorite foods last.
Eats two eggs for breakfast every morning.
Enjoys blue oceans and sandy beaches.
Envies everyone.
Everyone likes them.
Everything puts them on edge.
Falls in love too easily.
Favorite food is called a No.10.
Feels most alive when they're fighting.
Feels really uncomfortable right now.
Fights like there's no tomorrow.
Finds their own motivation.
Firstborns have it rough.
Flattery will get you everywhere.
For some reason, they want to succeed...
Forgets most things the next day.
Freshly made! Freshly squeezed!
Gets excited when they climb way up high.
Gets moved pretty easily.
Gets really excited when it snows.
Gets really sad when they're lonely.
Getting scolded doesn't bother them.
Goes a little over the top with things.
Goes sightseeing in the Human World.
Good at remembering funny maimings.
Got picked on a lot.
Has 16 little sisters. Sweet 16...
Has a certain cuteness about them.
Has a grimace year round.
Has a keen eye for fashion.
Has a mysterious thought process.
Has a pretty good movement, actually.
Has a pretty negative attitude.
Has a really bad sense of direction.
Has a really good personality.
Has a reputation for being a germophobe.
Has a reputation for being a man hater.
Has a reputation for showing too much.
Has a ring finger fixation.
Has a separate belly for desserts.
Has a thing for napes.
Has a tremendous secret.
Has a very bad reputation.
Has a weak body, but has a strong heart.
Has a younger twin.
Has always had something chasing them.
Has an anti-nuclear body.
Has an impressive pebble collection.
Has been bothered by dry skin lately...
Has been cocky since birth.
Has been convicted 300 times!
Has been cracking their knuckles a lot.
Has been eating nothing but ramen lately.
Has been feeling mechanical lately.
Has been having trouble lifting their arm.
Has been learning a second language.
Has been playing board games lately.
Has been referred to as easy money.
Has been sick for quite a while...
Has been told they act feminine.
Has been traumatized by the Item World.
Has been worried about their pelvic bone.
Has checks and balances for what they do.
Has endured a lot to get here.
Has got an awesome pedigree.
Has great respect for their grandpa.
Has multiple, intense personalities.
Has never changed their mind.
Has never lost a game of connect 5.
Has no regrets.
Has only been eating meat lately.
Has slept through a whole day before.
Has something secret under their clothes.
Has sworn to master every party trick!
Has their likes and dislikes.
Has to be sexy or face the consequences.
Has vowed to become Overlord one day.
Has yet to suffered any hardships.
Hasn't been getting much sleep lately.
Hates hopes and dreams.
Hates how skinny they are.
Hates math unless it's metaphorical.
Hates the heat, and doesn't like the cold.
He's seen everything. He's seen it all.
Hears everything.
Hey hey heeeyyy!
I know, let's go to the Item World!
If you encounter them, run away.
If you get any closer, they'll bite.
Impact is the key.
Is a certified miracle maker.
Is a father of triplets.
Is a father of two.
Is a know-it-all.
Is a lovable, floaty character.
Is a pervert on their spare time.
Is a proud adult.
Is a slave to the 108 worldly desires.
Is a very picky eater.
Is a veteran.
Is absolutely invincible. Will never lose!
Is actually a vegetarian.
Is actually an herbivore.
Is actually kind of a pervert.
Is actually smiling.
Is actually very reliable.
Is all over the place.
Is almost good enough. Almost.
Is always apologizing.
Is always doing their best.
Is always on a diet.
Is always saying random things.
Is always smiling.
Is always thinking about girls.
Is always very indecisive.
Is amazing! Truly amazing!
Is an instant sell-out.
Is bad at living.
Is bad at thinking...
Is badgered by other people's problems.
Is better than average at most stuff.
Is bothered by their asymmetrical face.
Is carefree to a fault.
Is collecting ideas right now.
Is confident about their energy level.
Is content with everything.
Is currently looking for a rival!
Is currently on the alcohol diet.
Is either a good listener or a bad talker.
Is energetic, even in the morning.
Is excited by strong winds.
Is extremely loud.
Is fashionably old-fashioned.
Is fine with barbequing for one.
Is friendly with everyone.
Is friends with most of the strong kids.
Is from the valley.
Is full of trivial knowledge.
Is full of willpower!
Is good at lifting people.
Is good at pulling off secret moves.
Is good at replacing screen doors.
Is happiest when they're eating.
Is happy as long as they can fight.
Is hooked on social gaming.
Is in love with love.
Is invincible, and is everyone's idol.
Is it fashionable to mismatch your socks?
Is just a girl-next-door...
Is just having a growth spurt.
Is kind of stupid, but cute.
Is leaving the Netherworld after this gig.
Is looked up to by people for no reason.
Is looking for that special "something."
Is looking to get fired.
Is no good.
Is normally a pretty nice person.
Is okay with destroying the world.
Is plain, but works hard.
Is really bothered by cracks in walls.
Is really clumsy.
Is really good at sleight of hand.
Is really good when it counts.
Is really hesitant in battle.
Is really into digging and filling holes.
Is really laid-back.
Is really nosy.
Is really picky about horrible fashion.
Is really shy.
Is said to act younger than their age.
Is said to have a few screws loose.
Is said to have super courage.
Is said to not be all there.
Is said to spread rumors.
Is secretly good at making funny faces.
Is slightly anemic.
Is somewhat like a sewer rat.
Is sorry for being a crybaby.
Is spoiled rotten.
Is strict when it comes to time.
Is strong in more ways than one.
Is stubborn. Doesn't go with the flow.
Is super energetic!
Is super friendly and everyone likes them.
Is super self-conscious.
Is super short-tempered.
Is super worried about everything.
Is surprisingly good with kids.
Is terrible at all household chores.
Is the best fake sleeper ever.
Is the biggest bastard. You'll see.
Is the brains of the team.
Is the Chosen One.
Is the envy of everyone.
Is the luckiest person in the Netherworld.
Is the rookie with big expectations.
Is the strongest person in their town.
Is the Unsung Hero-type.
Is training hard to become an idol.
Is trying and failing to be funny.
Is trying very hard to hide their accent.
Is very delicate. Handle with care.
Is very flexible.
Is very fluffy where it counts.
Is very healthy, but doesn't look like it.
Is very self-centered.
Is very sociable.
Is younger than they look.
Isn't as good when put on the spot.
Isn't fond of pain.
Isn't good at conversations.
Isn't good at physical labor.
Isn't much of a public speaker.
Isn't very good at fighting.
It's hard to hate them.
It's impossible.
It's not that they can't, they won't.
It's their older twin's birthday.
It's way easier to move without armor.
Jealous of handsome folks.
Jumps a lot when they're drunk.
Just let it be.
Just pretend this says something profound.
Just wants to eat veggies sometimes.
Just wants to have fun.
Keeps a very personal diary.
Knows a million secrets.
Knows what they're doing.
Laughs really easily.
Let's not go into private details...
Levels whole towns when angry.
Life is killing two birds with one stone.
Life is variety. Demons are variety, too.
Like people of all shapes and sizes.
Like the bones more than the meat.
Like to put ketchup on their eggs.
Likes anime songs from the Human World.
Likes being outdoors and playing games.
Likes being punched in the face.
Likes big men.
Likes buff men.
Likes buying things just cuz they're new!
Likes certain gooey things.
Likes chunky foods that are also slimy.
Likes cramped, humid places.
Likes doing things their way.
Likes fish more than beef.
Likes fluttery clothes from a distance.
Likes gathering Mothman dust.
Likes girls who have a lot of HP.
Likes girls with long hair.
Likes girls with shiny hair.
Likes girls with short hair.
Likes giving nicknames to people.
Likes going commando!
Likes guys who treat them badly.
Likes Mothmen.
Likes new things until they get old.
Likes picking on people.
Likes sardines, so wants to go to Hades.
Likes sweets.
Likes swords and spears, but not to use.
Likes the Netherworld Hospital beds.
Likes the rugged type.
Likes their cookies crumbled.
Likes their meat with a little bit of red.
Likes themself, but not 'like' like.
Likes throwing and being thrown.
Likes to act obliviously.
Likes to bite ears off when drunk.
Likes to eat sweet and salty things.
Likes to live a healthy lifestyle.
Likes to live dangerously.
Likes to play in storms.
Likes to play tricks on people.
Likes to say, "Sup...?"
Likes to think about random stuff.
Likes uber-buff men.
Likes vertical holes more.
Live with their big sister.
Lives in the future. The commute sucks.
Lives life dynamically.
Lives like there's no yesterday.
Lives to grow stronger.
Lives with their little brother.
Lives with their sister.
Look out. Surprise attacks are surprising.
Looks after others.
Looks up to people who can do anything.
Looks up to the Netherworld President.
Looks very angry.
Loves being listened to.
Loves cute things.
Loves meat!
Loves meat.
Loves miso-based udon.
Loves money! Hell hell hell!
Loves pasta with cream sauce.
Loves pigtails.
Loves taking baths.
Loves their big brother.
Loves their father.
Loves their little brother.
Loves their shoulder blades.
Loves their voice over all others.
Loves to leave the base panel.
Loves to make curry.
Loves to sing.
Loves to study.
Loves wearing black tights.
Needs to know who won and who lost.
Needs to see things to believe them.
Never changes their mind.
Never knows what they're talking about.
Never says bad things about people.
No! No no no no no!
Now witness this!
Often creeps up on you from behind.
Often has knee-jerk reactions.
Oh...
Once they start talking, they never stop.
One way or the other, they're slow.
Only accepts male humans.
Only eats 1 meal a day.
Only showers in the rain.
Open 24 hours a day!? Yay!
Overflowing with pheromones.
Pays people a lot of compliments.
Peed their pants until the age of ten.
People can't even lay a hand on them.
People often don't notice them.
People think they live for their work.
Plans to follow the demon way of life.
Plans to get married at Lv 9999.
Prefers being indoors.
Prefers being outdoors.
Prefers Rare and Legend items.
Prefers the radio to TV.
Prides themself on their curry.
Prides themself on their good eyesight.
Promises not to drink!
Promises to be really good.
Proud of their rough skin.
Proudly played the role of Townsperson A.
Pull the strings from behind the scenes.
Reads for a hobby...comic books, that is.
Really cares about random things.
Really loves Catsabers!
Records their enemy level kill total.
Refuses to swim.
Represents Demon Dandy-ism at its best.
Rumors has it they're secretly buff.
Says "it's nothing" about everything.
Says they're not very good at stuff.
Says things that shouldn't be said.
Secretly buys games from the Human World.
Secretly does a great Laharl impression.
Secretly takes cooking lessons.
Secretly wants to be Overlord.
Seeks their mom's approval.
Seems like a true leader...
Seems like they're gaining 20％ extra EXP.
Shoots first, ponders existence later.
Sings karaoke by themself 3 times a week.
Smells like a man...
Smiles when times are tough.
Some douche is always pissed at them.
Some men choose not to choose.
Sometimes thinks they're a genius.
Sorry for the wait. It'll be a bit longer.
Sorry, Honey, I gotta work late again.
Speaks their mind and is hated for it.
Spinning means they're thinking.
Started thinking they're not that young.
Still has lots of work to do.
Strives to be not very demon-like.
Strives to deal a million damage!
Strives to improve every day.
Suffers from their kindness.
Takes 3 baths a day.
Takes care of their skin.
Takes weekends off.
Talk to themself a lot...
Talks about their dreams every night.
Talks more than anyone.
Talks slightly fast, but not too fast.
Talks with their fists.
Thank you for 10 years!
The corner of the room is very relaxing.
The grass is always greener...
The Netherworld? It's cool.
The strategy aspect is pretty prominent.
The subtlest things make them laugh.
Their allergies are really acting up.
Their big brother is actually a god.
Their body is starting to smell.
Their bones can tell when it's gonna rain.
Their calmness is envied by all.
Their face denotes a prior terror.
Their hobby is demon gazing.
Their hobby is digging trap holes.
Their hobby is dragon fishing.
Their hobby is knitting.
Their hobby is looking for skills.
Their hobby is working out.
Their horoscope is always accurate.
Their jokes are over the top.
Their mentality is their strong point.
Their motto is "live 5 minutes ahead."
Their motto is "no leftovers."
Their new eye drops line drops on Tuesday!
Their parting shots are top quality.
Their policy is "punish the suspicious."
Their secret talent is flipping tables.
Their skin is turning the corner.
Their sole purpose in life is eating.
Their special skill is saying vroooooom!
Their special skill is toying with men.
Their voice is big. Everything is big.
Their work ethic is satisfactory.
There's a 40％ chance of rain tomorrow.
There's nothing special about them.
They are loved by all.
They can't stop collecting things.
They hate keeping up with trends.
They must've been a spoiled brat...
They're gonna make it big in every beat.
They're not like that! Shame on you!
They've been rubbing their eyes.
Thinks apologizing is the cure-all.
Thinks chili dogs are good.
Thinks everyone should ignore trends.
Thinks hot cakes are good.
Thinks octopus tacos are good.
Thinks of ways to be friends with angels.
Thinks they look cute. You decide.
This discussion is over.
This kid is too childish.
Thought to be crazy. It's probably true.
Toys with the hearts of demons.
Trains their muscles. Hard.
Unknowingly earned the title of womanizer.
Used to be a bad kid.
Uses their brain for love and battles.
Using books as weapons doesn't make sense.
Wakes up early to watch the skies.
Want some candy?
Wanted to draw comics growing up.
Wants a strong, hard horn.
Wants to be a magic girl.
Wants to be the head of the Dark Assembly.
Wants to be the middle section of a tower.
Wants to be treated nicer.
Wants to become a humanoid.
Wants to become a stalk market tycoon.
Wants to eat some liver and chives.
Wants to equip books and staves.
Wants to go to an exotic island.
Wants to have a cute Evility.
Wants to live a floaty life...maybe.
Wants to live an ordinary life.
Wants to live in the Human World.
Wants to live their golden years in peace.
Wants to play an SRPG.
Wants to reincarnate as a humanoid.
Wants to swim in the Sea of Gehenna.
Wants to tickle towers.
Wants to use the Cross Slash.
Wants you to love, fool, and leave them.
Was a prodigy, but is now a nobody.
Was born a no-good nobody.
Was born an alcoholic.
Was born in a violent society.
Was born sturdier in certain places.
Was born to be an eldest sister.
Was born to be the life of the party.
Was born to fight.
Was born to play a big sis role.
Was recommended by 5 out of 5 dentists.
Was sheltered like crazy.
Was the one child left behind.
Was turned into an android at one point.
Watches TV with the kids on weekends.
Water is good! They love water!
Well done.
When told not to, they want to do it.
Will break the bank to fulfill a dream.
Will eat anything. And I mean ANYTHING.
Will fall in love in 3 days flat.
Will fight until the day they die.
Will just die if they cause any problems.
Will kill anyone who looks up the tower.
Will not walk.
Will play games for 3 days straight.
Will sometimes just start jumping.
Will soon have a new bundle of joy.
Will usually do anything.
Wins rock-paper-scissors 70％ of the time.
Won a hot or not competition.
Won't believe anything till they see it!
Won't follow trends no matter how popular.
Won't put anything down until it cries.
Won't use magic. They vowed to try not to.
Would like more SP.
Would love to get 10 hours of sleep.
Would rather read than eat.
Would risk their life to be the Overlord.
Wow, this is a lot to think about...
You can see the confidence in their face.
You get what you see.
You know that one thing? Yeah, you know.
You know, like that...