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pai.py

userbot = False
# Defines if it is a userbot or not.

token = ""
# Insert your token here.

import discord, logging, random
# Imports go here.

logging.basicConfig(level=logging.INFO)
# Sets the logging level.

dclient = discord.Client()
# Sets the discord client.

@dclient.event
async def on_ready():
    logging.info("Successfully signed into Discord.")
    await dclient.change_presence(game=discord.Game(name="with myself (Porn only $10/month)"))
# Defines on_ready

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# Sets a list of responses.

@dclient.event
async def on_message(message):
    x = message.content.lower()
    if "fcc" in x or "ajit pai" in x or "net neutrality" in x or dclient.user.mention in x:
        try:
            await dclient.send_message(message.channel, random.choice(responses))
        except:
            pass
# Defines on_message.

dclient.run(token, bot=not userbot)
# Starts the bot.