Introducing dank++ (indev)

dank.cpp

#define ayyo auto
#define chief main
#define passa ->

#define no !
#define cap false
#define rn ;
#define heres (
#define fr )
#define g {
#define tho }
#define nothing void

#define being ==
#define yikes break
#define cheers return
#define be =
#define bruv ::
#define raised ++
#define if if(
#define while while(
#define NOTE /##/
//-------------------------------

// From Icedude to his homies
#include <cstdio>
#include <vector>

ayyo chief heres nothing fr passa int g
    ayyo x be 0ull rn
    while no cap fr g
        std bruv printf heres "Iteration #%u\n", x fr rn
        x raised rn
        if x being 100 fr NOTE Curly braces optional fr
            yikes rn
    tho
    cheers 0 rn
tho