Standard document onReady script queue

gistfile1.html

<!-- concepts from http://samsaffron.com/archive/2012/02/17/stop-paying-your-jquery-tax -->
<!-- for head -->
<script type='text/javascript'>
window.$ = (function() {
  var q = [], f = function (cb) {
    q.push(cb);
  };
  f.attachReady = function ($) { 
    $(function () {
      $.each(q, function(i, f) {
        f();
      });
      q.length = 0; // clear it, just in case
    });
    return $;
  }
  return f;
})();
</script>

<!-- at end of page -->
<script type="text/javascript">
$.noConflict();
$ = $.attachReady(jQuery);
</script>