MoarEx10shuns

public static string JsonifyAnon(this object input){
  var model = input.ToString().Replace("=", ":");
  var builder = new StringBuilder();
  
  string[] keys;
  object[] values;
  
  foreach(var word in model.Split(' ')){
    if (keys.Length == values) keys.Concat(new [] {String.Format("\"{0}\"", word)});
    if (keys.Length >= values) {
      if (word == "true") keys.Concat(new [] {"true"});
      else if (word == "false") keys.Concat(new [] {"false"});
      else {
        if (Char.IsDigit(word)) keys.Concat(new [] {word});
        else{
          keys.Concat(new [] {String.Format("\"{0}\"", word)});
        }
      }
    }
  }
  var i = 0;
  while(i <= keys.Length){
    if (i == 0) builder.Append("{")
    builder.Append(String.Format("{0}:{1}"))
  }
  
  return builder.ToString();
}