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/**	make_flat(Array)
 *	Simple method for flattening a multidimensional array
 *	@example make_flat([[1,2,[3]],4]) == [1, 2, 3, 4]
**/
function make_flat(arr) {
	//	simply make use of `reduce` method to to reduce each element to a single val
	return arr.reduce(function(a, b) {
			//	if val is array, rerun thru, else, move on
			return a.concat( Array.isArray(b) ? make_flat(b) : b );
		},

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;(function() {
	/**
	 *	AssociativeArray( { key: value } )
	 *	AssociativeArray( key, value )
	 *	AssociativeArray( [keys], [value] )
	 **/
	function AssociativeArray() {
		var args = Array.prototype.slice.call(arguments),
			arr = [];
		switch (true) {

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/**	isEmpty(varried)
 *	Simple method for testing if item is "empty"
 **/
;(function() {
	/**
	 *	!a				Basic empty check. Takes care of 90% of items passed through.
	 *	0 >= a			Catchs '0' strings and empty Arrays
	 *
	 *	/\{\}/.test(JSON.stringify(a).replace(/"[^"]*":(0|"0*"|false|null|\{\}|\[(null(,)?)*\]),?/g, '').replace(/"[^"]*":\{\},?/g, ''))	//	to determine Blank Object
	 *	/|\[(null(,)*)*\]/.test(JSON.stringify(a).replace(/(0|"0*"|false|null|\{\}|\[(null(,)?)*\]),?/g, ''))								//	to determine Blank Array

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;(function() {
	function createOpenLink(href, oType) {
		var objStyle = {
				'padding': '1em',
				'text-align': 'center'
			},
			strStyle = $.map(objStyle, function(v, k) { return k + ': ' + v; }).join('; ') + ';',
			attrs = { 'href': href, 'style': strStyle, 'target': '_blank', 'text': 'Open ' + oType },
			lnkOpen = $('<a />', attrs);
		return lnkOpen;

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;(function() {
	if (/(\/$)|\/(hot|trending)/.test(location.href)) {
		var art = $('article:first').clone(),
			/*	REPLACEMENTS MADE BELOW	*/
			title = "YOU'RE AWESOME!",	//	replace between "" with what you want it to say
			picLink = 'http://some.picture.com/pic.png',	//	replace this with a link to a pic you want on hots
			profileLink  = 'http://9gag.com/u/your_username';	//	replace this with link to your profile
			/*	REPLACEMENTS MADE ABOVE	*/
			img = $('<img />', { 'alt': "Your pic link is incorrect.", 'src': picLink }).addClass('badge-item-img');
		art.find('.badge-item-title a').text(title);

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[
	{
		"District of Columbia": {
			"sqmi":6825,
			"sqkm":17675
		}
	},
	{
		"Alaska": {
			"sqmi":663267,

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;(function($) {
	$.extend({
		outerHTML: function() {
			var $ele = arguments[0],
				args = Array.prototype.slice.call(arguments, 1)
			if ($ele && !($ele instanceof jQuery) && (typeof $ele == 'string' || $ele instanceof HTMLCollection || $ele instanceof Array)) $ele = $($ele);
			if ($ele && $ele.length) {
				if ($ele.length == 1) return $ele[0].outerHTML;
				else return $.map($("div"), function(ele,i) { return ele.outerHTML; });
			}

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function bob() {
	$("article div > img:not(.atagged), article div > video:not(.atagged)").each(function(i) {
		var href = this.src,
			oType = this.tagName.toLowerCase();
		oType = oType.charAt(0).toUpperCase() + oType.substr(1);
		$(this).addClass("atagged").closest("article").children("header+div")
			.append($("<a />", { href: href, style: "padding:1em;text-align:center;", target: "_blank", text: "Open "+oType }));
	}).length;
}
bob();

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var cjsSelector = '';
;(function() {
    var iDoIt = 1;
    function doIt() {
        /*	↓↓↓	DO WORK IN HERE	↓↓↓	*/
		jQuery(cjsSelector).remove();
        /*	↑↑↑	DO WORK IN HERE	↑↑↑	*/
        iDoIt = iDoIt < 10 ? iDoIt + 1 : 1;
        setTimeout(doIt, iDoIt * 1000);
    }

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;(function() {
	var hrefUI = { open: "https://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jqueryui/", close: "/themes/smoothness/jquery-ui.css" },
		srcJQ = { open: "https://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/", close: "/jquery.min.js" },
		srcUI = { open: "https://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jqueryui/", close: "/jquery-ui.min.js" },
		jQVers = ["2.2.4","2.2.3","2.2.2","2.2.1","2.2.0","2.1.4","2.1.3","2.1.1","2.1.0","2.0.3","2.0.2","2.0.1","2.0.0","1.12.4","1.12.3","1.12.2","1.12.1","1.12.0","1.11.3","1.11.2","1.11.1","1.11.0","1.10.2","1.10.1","1.10.0","1.9.1","1.9.0","1.8.3","1.8.2","1.8.1","1.8.0","1.7.2","1.7.1","1.7.0","1.6.4","1.6.3","1.6.2","1.6.1","1.6.0","1.5.2","1.5.1","1.5.0","1.4.4","1.4.3","1.4.2","1.4.1","1.4.0","1.3.2","1.3.1","1.3.0","1.2.6","1.2.3"],
		jQUIVers = ["1.11.4","1.11.3","1.11.2","1.11.1","1.11.0","1.10.4","1.10.3","1.10.2","1.10.1","1.10.0","1.9.2","1.9.1","1.9.0","1.8.24","1.8.23","1.8.22","1.8.21","1.8.20","1.8.19","1.8.18","1.8.17","1.8.16","1.8.15","1.8.14","1.8.13","1.8.12","1.8.11","1