Silly script to figure out where state employees will go to lunch based on whether or not it's pay day!

state-employee.ps1

#Making a class for where state employees go for lunch. This does NOT account for holidays affecting when you get paid.
class StateEmployee
{
    #Base properties.
    [string] $firstName = ""
    [string] $lastName = ""
    [bool] $payDay = $false

    #Default empty constructor. Seriously, don't use this.
    StateEmployee()
    {
        $this.GetMonies()
    }

    #Overloaded constructor. Use this one, for great justice!
    StateEmployee([string]$first, [string]$last)
    {
        $this.firstName = $first
        $this.lastName = $last
        $this.GetMonies()
    }

    #Function to determine if it's payday.
    [void] GetMonies()
    {
        #What's the day of the month?
        $dayOfMonth = (Get-Date).Day
        $dayOfWeek = (Get-Date).DayOfWeek

        #Figure out if it's a leap year.
        $thisMonth = (Get-Date).Month
        $isLeapYear = $false
        #Do leap year shit.
        $thisYear = (Get-Date).Year
        if(($thisMonth % 4) -ne 0)
        {
            $isLeapYear = $false
        }
        elseif(($thisYear % 100) -ne 0)
        {
            $isLeapYear = $true
        }
        elseif(($thisYear % 400) -ne 0)
        {
            $isLeapYear = $false
        }
        else
        {
            $isLeapYear = $true
        }

        #Now figure out if they get f'in paid!
        #Is it February?
        if($thisMonth -eq 2)
        {
            #Can we all agree that February sucks? Thanks.
            if(-not($isLeapYear))
            {
                if((($dayOfMonth -eq 15) -or ($dayOfMonth -eq 28)) -and (($dayOfWeek -ne "Saturday") -and ($dayOfWeek -ne "Sunday")))
                {
                    $this.payDay = $true
                }
                elseif(($dayOfMonth -eq 14) -and ($dayOfWeek -eq "Friday"))
                {
                    $this.payDay = $true
                }
                elseif(($dayOfMonth -eq 16) -and ($dayOfWeek -eq "Monday"))
                {
                    $this.payDay = $true
                }
                elseif(($dayOfMonth -eq 27) -and ($dayOfWeek -eq "Friday"))
                {
                    $this.payDay = $true
                }
                else
                {
                    #The 1st on a Monday or Tuesday will NEVER be payday. If it's Monday, then Friday, Jan. 29th is payday. If it's Sunday,
                    # then Monday, January 31st is payday.
                    $this.payDay = $false
                }
            }
            else
            {
                #Seriously, F leap years.
                if((($dayOfMonth -eq 15) -or ($dayOfMonth -eq 29)) -and (($dayOfWeek -ne "Saturday") -and ($dayOfWeek -ne "Sunday")))
                {
                    $this.payDay = $true
                }
                elseif(($dayOfMonth -eq 14) -and ($dayOfWeek -eq "Friday"))
                {
                    $this.payDay = $true
                }
                elseif(($dayOfMonth -eq 16) -and ($dayOfWeek -eq "Monday"))
                {
                    $this.payDay = $true
                }
                elseif(($dayOfMonth -eq 28) -and ($dayOfWeek -eq "Friday"))
                {
                    $this.payDay = $true
                }
                else
                {
                    #The 1st on a Monday or Tuesday will NEVER be payday. If it's Monday, then Friday, Jan. 29th is payday. If it's Sunday,
                    # then Monday, January 31st is payday.
                    $this.payDay = $false
                }
            }

        }
        else
        {
            #Figure out how many days the month can possibly have. Skip February. That guy's a douche.
            #CRAP. So this needs to be for the month PRIOR since it only matters for the 1st. Adjust all by 1.
            if($thisMonth -eq 1)
            {
                $maxDays = 31
            }
            elseif($thisMonth -eq 2)
            {
                $maxDays = 31
            }
            elseif($thisMonth -eq 3)
            {
                if($isLeapYear)
                {
                    $maxDays = 29
                }
                else
                {
                    $maxDays = 28
                }
            }
            elseif($thisMonth -eq 4)
            {
                $maxDays = 31
            }
            elseif($thisMonth -eq 5)
            {
                $maxDays = 30
            }
            elseif($thisMonth -eq 6)
            {
                $maxDays = 31
            }
            elseif($thisMonth -eq 7)
            {
                $maxDays = 30
            }
            elseif($thisMonth -eq 8)
            {
                $maxDays = 31
            }
            elseif($thisMonth -eq 9)
            {
                $maxDays = 31
            }
            elseif($thisMonth -eq 10)
            {
                $maxDays = 30
            }
            elseif($thisMonth -eq 11)
            {
                $maxDays = 31
            }
            else
            {
                $maxDays = 30
            }

            #Is it the 15th or the 30th and *not* a freakin' weekend?
            if((($dayOfMonth -eq 15) -or ($dayOfMonth -eq 30)) -and (($dayOfWeek -ne "Saturday") -and ($dayOfWeek -ne "Sunday")))
            {
                $this.payDay = $true
            }
            elseif(($dayOfMonth -eq 14) -and ($dayOfWeek -eq "Friday"))
            {
                $this.payDay = $true
            }
            elseif(($dayOfMonth -eq 16) -and ($dayOfWeek -eq "Monday"))
            {
                $this.payDay = $true
            }
            elseif(($dayOfMonth -eq 29) -and ($dayOfWeek -eq "Friday"))
            {
                $this.payDay = $true
            }
            elseif(($dayOfMonth -eq 31) -and ($dayOfWeek -eq "Monday"))
            {
                $this.payDay = $true
            }
            elseif(($dayOfMonth -eq 1) -and ($dayOfWeek -eq "Monday") -and ($maxDays -eq 30))
            {
                $this.payDay = $true
            }
            else
            {
            $this.payDay = $false
            }
        }
    }

    [string] GetFirst()
    {
        return $this.firstName
    }

    [string] GetLast()
    {
        return $this.lastName
    }

    [bool] GetPayDay()
    {
        return $this.payDay
    }
}

#Make a state employee.
$employee = [StateEmployee]::new("Bogan", "Lales")
#Can run $employee.GetPayDay() at later dates outside of the constructor if necessary.
$firstName = $employee.GetFirst()
$lastName = $employee.GetLast()

#Display stuff to the user.
Write-Output "Want to know where $firstName $lastName went to lunch?"
if($employee.GetPayDay())
{
    Write-Output "$firstName went to Ginza! The Japanese cuisine was exquisite and the sake plentiful!"
}
else
{
    #Everyone has a lucky break sometimes. Check the couch cushions for change!
    $randomNumber = Get-Random -SetSeed (Get-Date).Millisecond -Minimum 1 -Maximum 100
    if($randomNumber % 7 -eq 0)
    {
        Write-Output "$firstName caught a lunch break and got food from Thai Smile! Clash of Clans was being played there."
    }
    else
    {
        Write-Output "Eww... $firstName had a stank salad from Transpo... The struggle is real."
    }
}