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| let fs = require('fs'); | |
| fs.readFile('full.md.json', function(err, data) { | |
| if ( err ) { | |
| console.err(err); | |
| return; | |
| } | |
| data = JSON.parse(data.toString()); | |
| var output = { white: [], black: [] , subtext: [] , origin: ["{cut Toots Against Humanity}#black#", "{cut Toots Against Humanity}#black#\n\n#subtext#"]}; | |
| data.white.map(function(obj, index, arr) { | |
| var card = obj.text; | |
| card = card.split('\n'); | |
| output.white.push(card[0].replace(/\*/g, '').replace(/\.$/g, '')); | |
| if (card.length == 2) { | |
| output.subtext.push(card[1]); | |
| } | |
| }); | |
| data.black.map(function(obj, index, arr) { | |
| if (obj.text.indexOf('_') === -1) { | |
| for (var i = 0, l = obj.pick; i < l; i++){ | |
| obj.text += '\n\n#white#'; | |
| } | |
| output.black.push(obj.text.replace(/\*/g, '')); | |
| } else { | |
| output.black.push(obj.text.replace(/\b_\b/g, '#white#').replace(/\*/g, '')); | |
| } | |
| }); | |
| fs.writeFile('output.cah.tracery.json', JSON.stringify(output, null, 2), function (err, data) { | |
| if ( err ) { | |
| console.err(err); | |
| return; | |
| } | |
| console.log("grammar written!"); | |
| }); | |
| }); |
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| "Several Michael Keatons", | |
| "A bus that will explode if it goes under 50 miles per hour", | |
| "Sucking the President's dick", | |
| "Sunny D! Alright!", | |
| "A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, and my libido", | |
| "Log™", | |
| "Jerking off to a 10-second RealMedia clip", | |
| "The Y2K bug", | |
| "Deregulating the mortgage market", | |
| "Stabbing the shit out of a Capri Sun", | |
| "Wearing Nicolas Cage's face", | |
| "Freeing Willy", | |
| "Kurt Cobain's death", | |
| "The Great Cornholio", | |
| "Liking big butts and not being able to lie about it", | |
| "Yelling \"girl power!\" and doing a high kick", | |
| "Pure Moods, Vol. 1", | |
| "Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time", | |
| "Pamela Anderson's boobs running in slow motion", | |
| "Getting caught up in the CROSSFIRE™", | |
| "Angels interfering in an otherwise fair baseball game", | |
| "Cool 90s up-in-the-front hair", | |
| "Patti Mayonnaise", | |
| "A Bad Haircut", | |
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| "A Crawl Space", | |
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| "At My Parent's House", | |
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| "Being In Love", | |
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| "Bill Gates", | |
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| "Black Velvet", | |
| "Blizzard", | |
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| "Body Odor", | |
| "Body Piercing", | |
| "Body Surfing", | |
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| "Bongos", | |
| "Bottled Water", | |
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| "Brad Pitt", | |
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| "Brains", | |
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| "Broadway", | |
| "Bruce Willis", | |
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| "Bubbles", | |
| "Bullwinkle", | |
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| "Bungee Jumping", | |
| "Buying A House", | |
| "Cabbage", | |
| "Cactus", | |
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| "Camping Trip", | |
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| "Captain Kirk", | |
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| "Car Horns", | |
| "Carl Sagan", | |
| "Carnival Workers", | |
| "Cary Grant", | |
| "Casablanca", | |
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| "Castles", | |
| "Caves", | |
| "Celine Dion", | |
| "Cell Phones", | |
| "Cesar Chavez", | |
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| "Challenger Explosion", | |
| "Chameleons", | |
| "Charging Rhinos", | |
| "Cheesecake", | |
| "Cher", | |
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| "Chorus Girls", | |
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| "Cigarettes", | |
| "Cinco de Mayo", | |
| "Cindy Crawford", | |
| "Clark Gable", | |
| "Claude Monet", | |
| "Cleaning The Bathroom", | |
| "Cleopatra", | |
| "Clint Eastwood", | |
| "Clowns", | |
| "Cocaine", | |
| "Cockroaches", | |
| "Coconuts", | |
| "Cold Pizza", | |
| "Communists", | |
| "Commuting", | |
| "Computer Hackers", | |
| "Computers", | |
| "Confucius", | |
| "Conspiracy Theories", | |
| "Construction Workers", | |
| "Corn On The Cob", | |
| "Corvettes", | |
| "Count Dracula", | |
| "Country Music", | |
| "Cow-Pies", | |
| "Crazy Horse", | |
| "Creamed Corn", | |
| "Crystal Balls", | |
| "Cuba", | |
| "Cults", | |
| "Custer's Last Stand", | |
| "Dandruff", | |
| "Danielle Steel", | |
| "Danny DeVito", | |
| "Dark Alleys", | |
| "Darth Vader", | |
| "Dating", | |
| "David Letterman", | |
| "Daytime TV", | |
| "Death Valley", | |
| "Deer Hunting", | |
| "Demi Moore", | |
| "Democrats", | |
| "Denzel Washington", | |
| "Detroit", | |
| "Diamonds", | |
| "Discos", | |
| "Discovering America", | |
| "Disneyland", | |
| "Divorce", | |
| "Doctors", | |
| "Doing The Dishes", | |
| "Dolly Parton", | |
| "Dr. Kevorkin", | |
| "Dr. Seuss", | |
| "Driving Off A Cliff", | |
| "Duct Tape", | |
| "E-Mail", | |
| "Ear Wax", | |
| "Earthquakes", | |
| "Earwigs", | |
| "East Coast", | |
| "Eddie Murphy", | |
| "Eleanor Roosevelt", | |
| "Electric Eels", | |
| "Electricity", | |
| "Elephants", | |
| "Elizabeth Taylor", | |
| "Elvis Presley", | |
| "Emily Dickinson", | |
| "Ernest Hemingway", | |
| "Europe", | |
| "Exorcism", | |
| "Eyes", | |
| "Falling Down", | |
| "Family Reunions", | |
| "Family Vacations", | |
| "Family Values", | |
| "Fast Food", | |
| "Feathers", | |
| "Feminists", | |
| "Festering Wounds", | |
| "Fidel Castro", | |
| "Firefighters", | |
| "Firestorms", | |
| "Fireworks", | |
| "First Man On The Moon", | |
| "Flipper", | |
| "Fly Fishing", | |
| "Flying Monkeys", | |
| "Forest Fires", | |
| "Fort Knox", | |
| "Fourth Of July", | |
| "Frank Lloyd Wright", | |
| "Frank Sinatra", | |
| "Freckles", | |
| "Freedom", | |
| "French Wines", | |
| "Fresh Water Pearls", | |
| "Friction", | |
| "Fund Raising", | |
| "Funerals", | |
| "Fur", | |
| "Fuzz", | |
| "Gall Bladder", | |
| "Gang Members", | |
| "Garrison Keillor", | |
| "Garth Brooks", | |
| "Geishas", | |
| "Gen. George S. Patton", | |
| "Genetic Engineering", | |
| "George W. Bush", | |
| "George Washington", | |
| "Georgia O'Keeffe", | |
| "Getting A Hug", | |
| "Ghost Towns", | |
| "Ghosts", | |
| "Giant Squid", | |
| "Gila Monsters", | |
| "Gingko Trees", | |
| "Ginseng", | |
| "Girl Scouts", | |
| "Girlfriends", | |
| "Giving A Hug", | |
| "Glaciers", | |
| "Glazed Donuts", | |
| "Global Warming", | |
| "Going To Church", | |
| "Going To Grandma's", | |
| "Going To School", | |
| "Going To The Dentist", | |
| "Going To The Gym", | |
| "Gold Chains", | |
| "Goldfish", | |
| "Golf-Ball-Sized Hail", | |
| "Grace Kelly", | |
| "Graffiti", | |
| "Grass Skirts", | |
| "Grave Robbers", | |
| "Gravity", | |
| "Greenpeace", | |
| "Gym Teachers", | |
| "Hair Transplants", | |
| "Hairballs", | |
| "Halloween", | |
| "Hand Grenades", | |
| "Handcuffs", | |
| "Handguns", | |
| "Hangnails", | |
| "Having A Baby", | |
| "Having An Operation", | |
| "Hawaii", | |
| "Helen Keller", | |
| "Hiccups", | |
| "High School Football", | |
| "High School Reunions", | |
| "Hillary Rodham Clinton", | |
| "Hiroshima", | |
| "HMOs", | |
| "Hockey", | |
| "Hollywood", | |
| "Homeless Shelters", | |
| "Homer Simpson", | |
| "Homework", | |
| "Hooligans", | |
| "Horseback Riding", | |
| "Hot Lava", | |
| "House Guests", | |
| "Hummingbirds", | |
| "Humphrey Bogart", | |
| "Icebergs", | |
| "In A Coma", | |
| "Incense", | |
| "India", | |
| "Indiana Jones", | |
| "Industrial Revolution", | |
| "Infomercials", | |
| "Inside The Sun", | |
| "Intellectuals", | |
| "Ireland", | |
| "Israel", | |
| "Italy", | |
| "Jack Nicholson", | |
| "Jack The Ripper", | |
| "Jackie Chan", | |
| "Jacques Cousteau", | |
| "Jamaica", | |
| "James Bond", | |
| "James Dean", | |
| "Japan", | |
| "Japanese", | |
| "Jelly Beans", | |
| "Jennifer Lopez", | |
| "Jerry Springer", | |
| "Jesse Jackson", | |
| "Jesse Ventura", | |
| "Jim Carrey", | |
| "Jimmy Stewart", | |
| "Joan Of Arc", | |
| "Jodie Foster", | |
| "John F. Kennedy", | |
| "John Glenn", | |
| "John Philip Sousa", | |
| "John Travolta", | |
| "Judge Judy", | |
| "Julia Roberts", | |
| "Junk Mail", | |
| "Jupiter", | |
| "Katherine Hepburn", | |
| "Keanu Reeves", | |
| "Killer Whales", | |
| "Kilts", | |
| "King Arthur", | |
| "King Henry VIII", | |
| "Knock-Knock Jokes", | |
| "Labor Unions", | |
| "Large Mouth Bass", | |
| "Las Vegas", | |
| "Lawyers", | |
| "Leaf Blowers", | |
| "Leather", | |
| "Leeches", | |
| "Lemons", | |
| "Lenin's Tomb", | |
| "Leonardo Da Vinci", | |
| "Lightning", | |
| "Loan Sharks", | |
| "Lobster", | |
| "Local Police", | |
| "Log Cabins", | |
| "Lollipops", | |
| "London", | |
| "Looking For A Job", | |
| "Los Angeles", | |
| "Losing Your Job", | |
| "Lucille Ball", | |
| "Machine Guns", | |
| "Mad Cow Disease", | |
| "Madame Curie", | |
| "Madonna", | |
| "Magic Tricks", | |
| "Mahatma Gandhi", | |
| "Manhattan", | |
| "Mardi Gras", | |
| "Marilyn Monroe", | |
| "Mark Twain", | |
| "Marriage", | |
| "Mars", | |
| "Martha Stewart", | |
| "Martin Luther King, Jr", | |
| "Meat Cleavers", | |
| "Meatloaf", | |
| "Meg Ryan", | |
| "Mel Gibson", | |
| "Men", | |
| "Men In Black", | |
| "Meryl Streep", | |
| "Mexico", | |
| "Mice", | |
| "Michael Jackson", | |
| "Michael Jordon", | |
| "Michelangelo", | |
| "Michelle Pfeiffer", | |
| "Microsoft", | |
| "Midlife Crisis", | |
| "Mike Tyson", | |
| "Miles Davis", | |
| "Milk", | |
| "Milk Duds", | |
| "Mirrors", | |
| "Mold", | |
| "Money", | |
| "Morticians", | |
| "Mosquitoes", | |
| "Motorcycles", | |
| "Mount Rushmore", | |
| "MTV", | |
| "Mud", | |
| "Mudslides", | |
| "Muhammad Ali", | |
| "Musicals", | |
| "My 16th Birthday", | |
| "My Bank Account", | |
| "My Bathroom", | |
| "My Bedroom", | |
| "My Body", | |
| "My Boss", | |
| "My Dreams", | |
| "My Family", | |
| "My First Kiss", | |
| "My Friends", | |
| "My Future", | |
| "My Hair", | |
| "My High School Prom", | |
| "My Job", | |
| "My Love Life", | |
| "My Mind", | |
| "My Neighborhood", | |
| "My Past", | |
| "My Personality", | |
| "My Refrigerator", | |
| "Napoleon Bonaparte", | |
| "NASCAR", | |
| "Neil Simon", | |
| "New Orleans", | |
| "New Shoes", | |
| "New York City", | |
| "Niagara Falls", | |
| "Nicholas Cage", | |
| "Ninjas", | |
| "Nobel Peace Prize", | |
| "Noisy Neighbors", | |
| "Normal Rockwell", | |
| "Nuclear Power Plants", | |
| "NYPD", | |
| "Oil Spills", | |
| "Olive Oil", | |
| "On-Line Shopping", | |
| "Oprah Winfrey", | |
| "Oral Surgery", | |
| "Oranges", | |
| "Oxygen", | |
| "Pablo Picasso", | |
| "Parenting", | |
| "Paris, France", | |
| "Paying Bills", | |
| "Paying Taxes", | |
| "Penguins", | |
| "Picking Your Nose", | |
| "Pigeons", | |
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| "Pit Bulls", | |
| "Plane Crashes", | |
| "Plastic", | |
| "Playing Chess", | |
| "Poison Ivy", | |
| "Pokemon", | |
| "Pond Scum", | |
| "Poodles", | |
| "Popcorn", | |
| "Porsche Boxster", | |
| "Postal Workers", | |
| "Power Tools", | |
| "Prince Charming", | |
| "Princess Di", | |
| "Pro Wrestling", | |
| "Psychiatrists", | |
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| "Public Radio", | |
| "Puff Daddy", | |
| "Pulling Weeds", | |
| "Pumping Iron", | |
| "Pushups", | |
| "Pyramids", | |
| "Quentin Terantino", | |
| "Quicksand", | |
| "Ragweed", | |
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| "Rappers", | |
| "Reading A Good Book", | |
| "Recreational Vehicles", | |
| "Recycling", | |
| "Red Raspberries", | |
| "Rednecks", | |
| "Redwood Forests", | |
| "Reggae Music", | |
| "Regis Philbin", | |
| "Remote Controls", | |
| "Republicans", | |
| "Richard Nixon", | |
| "Robert DeNiro", | |
| "Road Kill", | |
| "Road Trips", | |
| "Robin Williams", | |
| "Rock And Roll -It's here to stay!", | |
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| "Rocket Scientists", | |
| "Rocky Mountains", | |
| "Rolling The Car", | |
| "Roman Numerals", | |
| "Romeo And Juliet", | |
| "Root Beer Floats", | |
| "Rosa Parks", | |
| "Rosie O'Donnell", | |
| "Rubber Gloves", | |
| "Running A Marathon", | |
| "Rush Limbaugh", | |
| "Russia", | |
| "Rust", | |
| "Saddam Hussein", | |
| "Sailors", | |
| "Salads", | |
| "Salsa Dancing", | |
| "Salvador Dali", | |
| "Samuel L. Jackson", | |
| "Saturday Cartoons", | |
| "San Francisco", | |
| "Saturn", | |
| "Scavenger Hunt", | |
| "Scene Of The Crime", | |
| "Schindler's List", | |
| "Science Fair Projects", | |
| "Science Fiction", | |
| "Screeching", | |
| "Sean Connery", | |
| "Shania Twain", | |
| "Sharks", | |
| "Shopping Mall", | |
| "Silk", | |
| "Silly Putty", | |
| "Skateboarding", | |
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| "Skydiving", | |
| "Sleeping Pills", | |
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| "Sloppy Joes", | |
| "Smithsonian Institution", | |
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| "Snow", | |
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| "Spam", | |
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| "Sports Channels", | |
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| "Stephen King", | |
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| "Steven Spielberg", | |
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| "Stubbed Toes", | |
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| "Superman", | |
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| "Surfing The Net", | |
| "Sushi", | |
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| "Swiss Chocolate", | |
| "Swiss Cheese", | |
| "Taking A Bath", | |
| "Talk Radio", | |
| "Teachers", | |
| "Telemarketers", | |
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| "Terrorist Attack", | |
| "Thanksgiving Day", | |
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| "The 1950s", | |
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| "The 1980s", | |
| "The 21st Century", | |
| "The Academy Awards", | |
| "The Beach", | |
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| "The Cold War", | |
| "The Common Loon", | |
| "The Dallas Cowboys", | |
| "The Dump", | |
| "The Eiffel Tower", | |
| "The Electric Chair", | |
| "The End Of The World", | |
| "The Everglades", | |
| "The Far Left", | |
| "The Far Right", | |
| "The FBI", | |
| "The First Day Of School", | |
| "The French Riviera", | |
| "The Godfather", | |
| "The Grand Canyon", | |
| "The Grateful Dead", | |
| "The Great Chicago Fire", | |
| "The Great Depression", | |
| "The Green Bay Packers", | |
| "The Gulf War", | |
| "The Indy 500", | |
| "The Internet", | |
| "The IRS", | |
| "The JFK Assassination", | |
| "The KKK", | |
| "The Land Of Oz", | |
| "The Little Mermaid", | |
| "The Mafia", | |
| "The Marx Brothers", | |
| "The Metric System", | |
| "The Midwest", | |
| "The Milky Way", | |
| "The Mississippi River", | |
| "The National Enquirer", | |
| "The New York Yankees", | |
| "The NRA", | |
| "The Ocean", | |
| "The Old Man And The Sea", | |
| "The Olympics", | |
| "The Opera", | |
| "The Ozone Layer", | |
| "The Pentagon", | |
| "The Pyramids", | |
| "The Renaissance", | |
| "The Rolling Stones", | |
| "The San Andreas Fault", | |
| "The South", | |
| "The Statue Of Liberty", | |
| "The Super Bowl", | |
| "The Supreme Court", | |
| "The Three Tenors", | |
| "The Titanic", | |
| "The Universe", | |
| "The Vatican", | |
| "The Vietnam Memorial", | |
| "The Williams Sisters", | |
| "The Wright Brothers", | |
| "The YMCA", | |
| "Thomas Edison", | |
| "Thunder", | |
| "Tibet", | |
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| "Tidal Waves", | |
| "Tiger Woods", | |
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| "Tom Hanks", | |
| "Top Of A Rollercoaster", | |
| "Tornadoes", | |
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| "Trampolines", | |
| "Tree Huggers", | |
| "Truck Stops", | |
| "Tyrannosaurus Rex", | |
| "Underwear", | |
| "United Nations", | |
| "Vacations", | |
| "Vampires", | |
| "Victorian England", | |
| "Video Games", | |
| "Vietnam, 1968", | |
| "Vincent Van Gogh", | |
| "Violins", | |
| "VW Beetles", | |
| "Waco, Texas", | |
| "Wall Street", | |
| "Walt Disney", | |
| "Warts", | |
| "Watching Football", | |
| "Water Parks", | |
| "Waterbeds", | |
| "Waterfalls", | |
| "Watermelons", | |
| "Weapons Dealers", | |
| "Weddings", | |
| "Wheat", | |
| "Wheel Of Fortune", | |
| "Whipped Cream", | |
| "Whips", | |
| "Whoopie Goldberg", | |
| "Will Smith", | |
| "William Shakespeare", | |
| "Wimbledon", | |
| "Windsurfing", | |
| "Wine Tasting", | |
| "Winning The Lottery", | |
| "Witch Hunts", | |
| "Women", | |
| "Women's Soccer", | |
| "Wood Chippers", | |
| "Woodstock", | |
| "Woody Allen", | |
| "Worms", | |
| "X-Ray Vision", | |
| "X-Rays", | |
| "Yellowstone Park", | |
| "Zen", | |
| "Zucchini", | |
| "Coat hanger abortions", | |
| "Man meat", | |
| "Autocannibalism", | |
| "Vigorous jazz hands", | |
| "Flightless birds", | |
| "Pictures of boobs", | |
| "Doing the right thing", | |
| "The violation of our most basic human rights", | |
| "Viagra®", | |
| "Self-loathing", | |
| "Spectacular abs", | |
| "A balanced breakfast", | |
| "Roofies", | |
| "Concealing a boner", | |
| "Amputees", | |
| "The Big Bang", | |
| "Former President George W. Bush", | |
| "The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr", | |
| "Smegma", | |
| "Being marginalized", | |
| "Cuddling", | |
| "Laying an egg", | |
| "The Pope", | |
| "Aaron Burr", | |
| "Genital piercings", | |
| "Fingering", | |
| "A bleached asshole", | |
| "Horse meat", | |
| "Fear itself", | |
| "Science", | |
| "Elderly Japanese men", | |
| "Stranger danger", | |
| "The terrorists", | |
| "Praying the gay away", | |
| "Same-sex ice dancing", | |
| "Ethnic cleansing", | |
| "Cheating in the Special Olympics", | |
| "German dungeon porn", | |
| "Bingeing and purging", | |
| "Making a pouty face", | |
| "William Shatner", | |
| "Heteronormativity", | |
| "Nickelback", | |
| "Tom Cruise", | |
| "The profoundly handicapped", | |
| "The placenta", | |
| "Chainsaws for hands", | |
| "Arnold Schwarzenegger", | |
| "An icepick lobotomy", | |
| "Goblins", | |
| "Object permanence", | |
| "Dying", | |
| "Foreskin", | |
| "A falcon with a cap on its head", | |
| "Hormone injections", | |
| "Dying of dysentery", | |
| "Sexy pillow fights", | |
| "The invisible hand", | |
| "A really cool hat", | |
| "Sean Penn", | |
| "Heartwarming orphans", | |
| "The clitoris", | |
| "The Three-Fifths compromise", | |
| "A sad handjob", | |
| "Men", | |
| "Historically black colleges", | |
| "A micropenis", | |
| "Raptor attacks", | |
| "Agriculture", | |
| "Vikings", | |
| "Pretending to care", | |
| "The Underground Railroad", | |
| "My humps", | |
| "Being a dick to children", | |
| "Geese", | |
| "Bling", | |
| "Sniffing glue", | |
| "The South", | |
| "An Oedipus complex", | |
| "Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale", | |
| "Sexting", | |
| "YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS", | |
| "Mutually-assured destruction", | |
| "Sunshine and rainbows", | |
| "Count Chocula", | |
| "Sharing needles", | |
| "Being rich", | |
| "Skeletor", | |
| "A sausage festival", | |
| "Michael Jackson", | |
| "Emotions", | |
| "Farting and walking away", | |
| "The Chinese gymnastics team", | |
| "Necrophilia", | |
| "Spontaneous human combustion", | |
| "Yeast", | |
| "Leaving an awkward voicemail", | |
| "Dick Cheney", | |
| "White people", | |
| "Penis envy", | |
| "Teaching a robot to love", | |
| "Sperm whales", | |
| "Scrubbing under the folds", | |
| "Panda sex", | |
| "Whipping it out", | |
| "Catapults", | |
| "Masturbation", | |
| "Natural selection", | |
| "Opposable thumbs", | |
| "A sassy black woman", | |
| "AIDS", | |
| "The KKK", | |
| "Figgy pudding", | |
| "Seppuku", | |
| "Gandhi", | |
| "Preteens", | |
| "Toni Morrison's vagina", | |
| "Five-Dollar Footlongs™", | |
| "Land mines", | |
| "A sea of troubles", | |
| "A zesty breakfast burrito", | |
| "Christopher Walken", | |
| "Friction", | |
| "Balls", | |
| "Dental dams", | |
| "A can of whoop-ass", | |
| "A tiny horse", | |
| "Waiting 'til marriage", | |
| "Authentic Mexican cuisine", | |
| "Genghis Khan", | |
| "Old-people smell", | |
| "Feeding Rosie O'Donnell", | |
| "Pixelated bukkake", | |
| "Friends with benefits", | |
| "The token minority", | |
| "The Tempur-Pedic® Swedish Sleep System™", | |
| "A thermonuclear detonation", | |
| "Take-backsies", | |
| "The Rapture", | |
| "A cooler full of organs", | |
| "Sweet, sweet vengeance", | |
| "RoboCop", | |
| "Keanu Reeves", | |
| "Drinking alone", | |
| "Giving 110%", | |
| "Flesh-eating bacteria", | |
| "The American Dream", | |
| "Taking off your shirt", | |
| "Me time", | |
| "A murder most foul", | |
| "The inevitable heat death of the universe", | |
| "The folly of man", | |
| "That thing that electrocutes your abs", | |
| "Cards Against Humanity", | |
| "Fiery poops", | |
| "Poor people", | |
| "Edible underpants", | |
| "Britney Spears at 55", | |
| "All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99", | |
| "Pooping back and forth. Forever", | |
| "Fancy Feast®", | |
| "Jewish fraternities", | |
| "Being a motherfucking sorcerer", | |
| "Pulling out", | |
| "Picking up girls at the abortion clinic", | |
| "The homosexual agenda", | |
| "The Holy Bible", | |
| "Passive-agression", | |
| "Ronald Reagan", | |
| "Vehicular manslaughter", | |
| "Nipple blades", | |
| "Assless chaps", | |
| "Full frontal nudity", | |
| "Hulk Hogan", | |
| "Daddy issues", | |
| "The hardworking Mexican", | |
| "Natalie Portman", | |
| "Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot", | |
| "God", | |
| "Sean Connery", | |
| "Saxophone solos", | |
| "Gloryholes", | |
| "The World of Warcraft", | |
| "Homeless people", | |
| "Scalping", | |
| "Darth Vader", | |
| "Eating the last known bison", | |
| "Guys who don't call", | |
| "Hot Pockets®", | |
| "A time travel paradox", | |
| "The milk man", | |
| "Testicular torsion", | |
| "Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up", | |
| "World peace", | |
| "A salty surprise", | |
| "Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes", | |
| "Smallpox blankets", | |
| "Licking things to claim them as your own", | |
| "The heart of a child", | |
| "Robert Downey, Jr", | |
| "Lockjaw", | |
| "Eugenics", | |
| "A good sniff", | |
| "Friendly fire", | |
| "The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge", | |
| "Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry", | |
| "Hurricane Katrina", | |
| "Free samples", | |
| "Jerking off into a pool of children's tears", | |
| "A foul mouth", | |
| "The glass ceiling", | |
| "Republicans", | |
| "Explosions", | |
| "Michelle Obama's arms", | |
| "Getting really high", | |
| "Attitude", | |
| "Sarah Palin", | |
| "The Übermensch", | |
| "Altar boys", | |
| "My soul", | |
| "My sex life", | |
| "Pedophiles", | |
| "72 virgins", | |
| "Pabst Blue Ribbon", | |
| "Domino's™ Oreo™ Dessert Pizza", | |
| "A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis", | |
| "The Blood of Christ", | |
| "Half-assed foreplay", | |
| "My collection of high-tech sex toys", | |
| "A middle-aged man on roller skates", | |
| "Bitches", | |
| "Bill Nye the Science Guy", | |
| "Italians", | |
| "A windmill full of corpses", | |
| "Adderall™", | |
| "Crippling debt", | |
| "A stray pube", | |
| "Prancing", | |
| "Passing a kidney stone", | |
| "A brain tumor", | |
| "Leprosy", | |
| "Puppies!", | |
| "Bees?", | |
| "Frolicking", | |
| "Repression", | |
| "Road head", | |
| "A bag of magic beans", | |
| "An asymmetric boob job", | |
| "Dead parents", | |
| "Public ridicule", | |
| "A mating display", | |
| "A mime having a stroke", | |
| "Stephen Hawking talking dirty", | |
| "African children", | |
| "Mouth herpes", | |
| "Overcompensation", | |
| "Riding off into the sunset", | |
| "Being on fire", | |
| "Tangled Slinkys", | |
| "Civilian casualties", | |
| "Auschwitz", | |
| "My genitals", | |
| "Not reciprocating oral sex", | |
| "Lactation", | |
| "Being fabulous", | |
| "Shaquille O'Neal's acting career", | |
| "My relationship status", | |
| "Asians who aren't good at math", | |
| "Alcoholism", | |
| "Incest", | |
| "Grave robbing", | |
| "Hope", | |
| "8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin", | |
| "Kids with ass cancer", | |
| "Winking at old people", | |
| "The Jews", | |
| "Justin Bieber", | |
| "Doin' it in the butt", | |
| "A lifetime of sadness", | |
| "The Hamburglar", | |
| "Swooping", | |
| "Classist undertones", | |
| "New Age music", | |
| "Not giving a shit about the Third World", | |
| "The Kool-Aid Man", | |
| "A hot mess", | |
| "Tentacle porn", | |
| "Lumberjack fantasies", | |
| "The gays", | |
| "Scientology", | |
| "Estrogen", | |
| "GoGurt®", | |
| "Judge Judy", | |
| "Dick fingers", | |
| "Racism", | |
| "Surprise sex!", | |
| "Police brutality", | |
| "Passable transvestites", | |
| "The Virginia Tech Massacre", | |
| "When you fart and a little bit comes out", | |
| "Oompa-Loompas", | |
| "A fetus", | |
| "Obesity", | |
| "Tasteful sideboob", | |
| "Hot people", | |
| "BATMAN!!!", | |
| "Black people", | |
| "A gassy antelope", | |
| "Sexual tension", | |
| "Third base", | |
| "Racially-biased SAT questions", | |
| "Porn stars", | |
| "A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee", | |
| "Muhammed (Praise Be Unto Him)", | |
| "Puberty", | |
| "A disappointing birthday party", | |
| "An erection that lasts longer than four hours", | |
| "White privilege", | |
| "Getting so angry that you pop a boner", | |
| "Wifely duties", | |
| "Two midgets shitting into a bucket", | |
| "Queefing", | |
| "Wiping her butt", | |
| "Golden showers", | |
| "Barack Obama", | |
| "Nazis", | |
| "A robust mongoloid", | |
| "An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist", | |
| "Getting drunk on mouthwash", | |
| "Lunchables™", | |
| "Women in yogurt commercials", | |
| "John Wilkes Booth", | |
| "Powerful thighs", | |
| "Mr. Clean, right behind you", | |
| "Multiple stab wounds", | |
| "Cybernetic enhancements", | |
| "Serfdom", | |
| "Kanye West", | |
| "Women's suffrage", | |
| "Children on leashes", | |
| "Harry Potter erotica", | |
| "The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy", | |
| "Lance Armstrong's missing testicle", | |
| "Parting the Red Sea", | |
| "The Amish", | |
| "Dead babies", | |
| "Child beauty pageants", | |
| "AXE Body Spray", | |
| "Centaurs", | |
| "Copping a feel", | |
| "Grandma", | |
| "Famine", | |
| "The Trail of Tears", | |
| "The miracle of childbirth", | |
| "Finger painting", | |
| "A monkey smoking a cigar", | |
| "The Make-A-Wish® Foundation", | |
| "Anal beads", | |
| "The Force", | |
| "Kamikaze pilots", | |
| "Dry heaving", | |
| "Active listening", | |
| "Ghosts", | |
| "The Hustle", | |
| "Peeing a little bit", | |
| "Another goddamn vampire movie", | |
| "Shapeshifters", | |
| "The Care Bear Stare", | |
| "Hot cheese", | |
| "A mopey zoo lion", | |
| "A defective condom", | |
| "Teenage pregnancy", | |
| "A Bop It™", | |
| "Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor", | |
| "Horrifying laser hair removal accidents", | |
| "Boogers", | |
| "Unfathomable stupidity", | |
| "Breaking out into song and dance", | |
| "Soup that is too hot", | |
| "Morgan Freeman's voice", | |
| "Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon", | |
| "MechaHitler", | |
| "Flying sex snakes", | |
| "The true meaning of Christmas", | |
| "My inner demons", | |
| "Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum", | |
| "My vagina", | |
| "A homoerotic volleyball montage", | |
| "Actually taking candy from a baby", | |
| "Crystal meth", | |
| "Exactly what you'd expect", | |
| "Natural male enhancement", | |
| "Passive-aggressive Post-it notes", | |
| "Inappropriate yodeling", | |
| "Lady Gaga", | |
| "The Little Engine That Could", | |
| "Vigilante justice", | |
| "A death ray", | |
| "Poor life choices", | |
| "A gentle caress of the inner thigh", | |
| "Embryonic stem cells", | |
| "Nicolas Cage", | |
| "Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog", | |
| "Switching to Geico®", | |
| "The chronic", | |
| "Erectile dysfunction", | |
| "Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine®", | |
| "A bucket of fish heads", | |
| "50,000 volts straight to the nipples", | |
| "Being fat and stupid", | |
| "Hospice care", | |
| "A pyramid of severed heads", | |
| "Getting married, having a few kids, buying some stuff, retiring to Florida, and dying", | |
| "A subscription to Men's Fitness", | |
| "Crucifixion", | |
| "A micropig wearing a tiny raincoat and booties", | |
| "Some god-damn peace and quiet", | |
| "Used panties", | |
| "A tribe of warrior women", | |
| "The penny whistle solo from \"My Heart Will Go On.\"", | |
| "An oversized lollipop", | |
| "Helplessly giggling at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis", | |
| "Not wearing pants", | |
| "Consensual sex", | |
| "Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II", | |
| "Funky fresh rhymes", | |
| "The art of seduction", | |
| "The Devil himself", | |
| "Advice from a wise, old black man", | |
| "Destroying the evidence", | |
| "The light of a billion suns", | |
| "Wet dreams", | |
| "Synergistic management solutions", | |
| "Growing a pair", | |
| "Silence", | |
| "An M16 assault rifle", | |
| "Poopy diapers", | |
| "A live studio audience", | |
| "The Great Depression", | |
| "A spastic nerd", | |
| "Rush Limbaugh's soft, shitty body", | |
| "Tickling Sean Hannity, even after he tells you to stop", | |
| "Stalin", | |
| "Brown people", | |
| "Rehab", | |
| "Capturing Newt Gingrich and forcing him to dance in a monkey suit", | |
| "Battlefield amputations", | |
| "An uppercut", | |
| "Shiny objects", | |
| "An ugly face", | |
| "Menstrual rage", | |
| "A bitch slap", | |
| "One trillion dollars", | |
| "Chunks of dead prostitute", | |
| "The entire Mormon Tabernacle Choir", | |
| "The female orgasm", | |
| "Extremely tight pants", | |
| "The Boy Scouts of America", | |
| "Stormtroopers", | |
| "Throwing a virgin into a volcano", | |
| "Being on fire", | |
| "Racism", | |
| "Old-people smell", | |
| "A micropenis", | |
| "Used knickers", | |
| "Classist undertones", | |
| "Not giving a shit about the Third World", | |
| "A man on the brink of orgasm", | |
| "The bloody welsh", | |
| "A windmill full of corpses", | |
| "The gays", | |
| "An oversized lollipop", | |
| "African children", | |
| "An asymmetric boob job", | |
| "A Super Soaker™ full of cat piss", | |
| "Blowing up Parliament", | |
| "An Oedipus complex", | |
| "A tiny horse", | |
| "The Chelsea smile", | |
| "Penis envy", | |
| "Barack Obama", | |
| "My humps", | |
| "Waking up half-naked in a Little Chef car park", | |
| "Scientology", | |
| "Dry heaving", | |
| "Badger culling", | |
| "Darth Vader", | |
| "The sudden appearance of the Go Compare man", | |
| "Women in yogurt adverts", | |
| "Seeing Granny naked", | |
| "Elderly Japanese men", | |
| "Free samples", | |
| "Estrogen", | |
| "Sexual tension", | |
| "Famine", | |
| "A stray pube", | |
| "Men", | |
| "Heartwarming orphans", | |
| "Genuine human connection", | |
| "A bag of magic beans", | |
| "Repression", | |
| "Prancing", | |
| "My relationship status", | |
| "Overcompensation", | |
| "Peeing a little bit", | |
| "Pooping back and forth. Forever", | |
| "A ginger's freckled ballsack", | |
| "Testicular torsion", | |
| "The Devil himself", | |
| "The World of Warcraft", | |
| "Some bloody peace and quiet", | |
| "MechaHitler", | |
| "Being fabulous", | |
| "Pictures of boobs", | |
| "A gentle caress of the inner thigh", | |
| "Wiping her bum", | |
| "Doing a shit in Pudsey Bear's eyehole", | |
| "Lance Armstrong's missing testicle", | |
| "England", | |
| "The Pope", | |
| "Flying sex snakes", | |
| "Emma Watson", | |
| "My ex-wife", | |
| "Sexy pillow fights", | |
| "A Fleshlight", | |
| "Cybernetic enhancements", | |
| "Civilian casualties", | |
| "Magnets", | |
| "The female orgasm", | |
| "Bitches", | |
| "Madeline McCann", | |
| "Auschwitz", | |
| "Finger painting", | |
| "A sober Irishman who doesn't care for potatoes", | |
| "The Jews", | |
| "Being marginalized", | |
| "The Blood of Christ", | |
| "Dead parents", | |
| "The art of seduction", | |
| "Dying of dysentary", | |
| "The entrenched class system", | |
| "The North", | |
| "Rubbing Boris Johnson's belly until he falls asleep", | |
| "The Hillsborough Disaster", | |
| "Natalie Portman", | |
| "Agriculture", | |
| "Ripping off the Beatles", | |
| "Suprise sex!", | |
| "The homosexual agenda", | |
| "Bio-engineered assult turtles with acid breath", | |
| "The end of days", | |
| "An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist", | |
| "Funky fresh rhymes", | |
| "The light of a billion suns", | |
| "Amputees", | |
| "Throwing a virgin into a volcano", | |
| "Italians", | |
| "Explosions", | |
| "A good sniff", | |
| "Destroying the evidence", | |
| "Children on leashes", | |
| "Catapults", | |
| "One trillion dollars", | |
| "Establishing dominance", | |
| "Dying", | |
| "Silence", | |
| "Growing a pair", | |
| "YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS", | |
| "Justin Bieber", | |
| "The Holy Bible", | |
| "Balls", | |
| "Praying the gay away", | |
| "Teenage pregnancy", | |
| "German dungeon porn", | |
| "Jedward", | |
| "My inner demons", | |
| "Powerful thighs", | |
| "A bleached arsehole", | |
| "Crippling debt", | |
| "Kamikaze pilots", | |
| "Teaching a robot to love", | |
| "Police brutality", | |
| "Horse meat", | |
| "A madman who lives in a police box and kidnaps women", | |
| "The Scouts", | |
| "Michael Jackson", | |
| "A really cool hat", | |
| "Copping a feel", | |
| "Crystal meth", | |
| "Shapeshifters", | |
| "Fingering", | |
| "A disappointing birthday party", | |
| "Getting naked and watching CBeebies", | |
| "My soul", | |
| "The unstoppable tide of Islam", | |
| "Ed Balls", | |
| "Eugenics", | |
| "Synergistic management solutions", | |
| "RoboCop", | |
| "Serfdom", | |
| "Stephen Hawking talking dirty", | |
| "Saying \"I love you.\"", | |
| "Millwall fans", | |
| "Public ridicule", | |
| "Holding down a child and farting all over him", | |
| "Penis breath", | |
| "Object permanence", | |
| "Chivalry", | |
| "Lockjaw", | |
| "The cool, refreshing taste of Pepsi®", | |
| "Daniel Radcliffe's delicious arsehole", | |
| "Wet dreams", | |
| "Crumbs all over the bloody carpet", | |
| "Firing a rifle into the air while balls deap in a squealing hog", | |
| "Panda sex", | |
| "Necrophillia", | |
| "Grave robbing", | |
| "Not wearing trousers", | |
| "Muhammed (Peace Be Unto Him)", | |
| "Multiple stab wounds", | |
| "A ball of earwax, semen, and toenail clippings", | |
| "A monkey smoking a cigar", | |
| "Smegma", | |
| "A live studio audience", | |
| "Making a pouty face", | |
| "The violation of our most basic human rights", | |
| "Unfathomable stupidity", | |
| "Sunshine and rainbows", | |
| "Whipping it out", | |
| "The token minority", | |
| "The terrorists", | |
| "Cheating in the Paralympics", | |
| "A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis", | |
| "The Honey Monster", | |
| "The Great Depression", | |
| "Emotions", | |
| "Getting so angry that you pop a boner", | |
| "Same-sex ice dancing", | |
| "Anything that comes out of Prince Philip's mouth", | |
| "Man meat", | |
| "Incest", | |
| "David Bowie flying in on a tiger made of lightning", | |
| "Flightless birds", | |
| "Doing the right thing", | |
| "When you fart and a little bit comes out", | |
| "Frolicking", | |
| "Being a dick to children", | |
| "Queen Elizabeth's immaculate anus", | |
| "The Black Death", | |
| "Raptor attacks", | |
| "Swooping", | |
| "Perfunctory foreplay", | |
| "Full frontal nudity", | |
| "Vigorous jazz hands", | |
| "Nipple blades", | |
| "A bitch slap", | |
| "A mad cow", | |
| "Mouth herpes", | |
| "A robust mongoloid", | |
| "Mutually-assured destruction", | |
| "A fanny fart", | |
| "The Stig", | |
| "Stalin", | |
| "Lactation", | |
| "Wanking into a pool of children's tears", | |
| "The true meaning of Christmas", | |
| "Self-loathing", | |
| "A brain tumor", | |
| "Dead babies", | |
| "New Age music", | |
| "A thermonuclear detonation", | |
| "Geese", | |
| "A posh wank", | |
| "God", | |
| "A spastic nerd", | |
| "Harry Potter erotica", | |
| "Kids with bum cancer", | |
| "Lumberjack fantasies", | |
| "The American Dream", | |
| "Pubery", | |
| "Sweet, sweet vengeance", | |
| "Winking at old people", | |
| "Haggis", | |
| "Oompa-Loompas", | |
| "Being hunted like a fox", | |
| "Preteens", | |
| "Jade Goody's cancerous remains", | |
| "Having anuses for eyes", | |
| "Erectile dysfunction", | |
| "Insering a Mason jar into my anus", | |
| "Cheeky bum sex", | |
| "A saxophone solo", | |
| "Land mines", | |
| "Jehova's Witness", | |
| "Me time", | |
| "Nickelback", | |
| "Vigilante justice", | |
| "Leaked footage of Kate Middleton's colonoscopy", | |
| "Opposable thumbs", | |
| "Ghosts", | |
| "Alcoholism", | |
| "Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes", | |
| "Inappropriate yodeling", | |
| "Battlefield amputations", | |
| "Exactly what you'd expect", | |
| "A time travel paradox", | |
| "A foul mouth", | |
| "Running out of semen", | |
| "An endless stream of diarrhoea", | |
| "A sassy black woman", | |
| "Being a motherfucking sorcerer", | |
| "A mopey zoo lion", | |
| "A murder most foul", | |
| "A falcon with a cap on its head", | |
| "Farting and walking away", | |
| "A mating display", | |
| "The Chinese gymnastics team", | |
| "Friction", | |
| "The petty troubles of landed gentry", | |
| "Fear itself", | |
| "Scousers", | |
| "Yeast", | |
| "Maureen of Blackpool, Reader's Wife of the Year 1988", | |
| "Licking things to claim them as your own", | |
| "Vikings", | |
| "Bogies", | |
| "Hot cheese", | |
| "Nicolas Cage", | |
| "A defective condom", | |
| "The inevitable heat death of the universe", | |
| "Blood, toil, tears and sweat", | |
| "William Shatner", | |
| "Tentacle porn", | |
| "Sperm whales", | |
| "Lady Gaga", | |
| "Chunks of dead hitchhiker", | |
| "Gloryholes", | |
| "Daddy issues", | |
| "A mime having a stroke", | |
| "White people", | |
| "A lifetime of sadness", | |
| "Tasteful sideboob", | |
| "A sea of troubles", | |
| "Nazis", | |
| "A cooler full of organs", | |
| "Giving 100%", | |
| "Scalping the Milkybar kid", | |
| "Concealing an erection", | |
| "The morbidly obese", | |
| "A homoerotic volleyball montage", | |
| "Puppies!", | |
| "Natural male enhancement", | |
| "Brown people", | |
| "Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up", | |
| "Soup that is too hot", | |
| "Three dicks at the same time", | |
| "Hormone injections", | |
| "Pulling out", | |
| "The Big Bang", | |
| "An AK-47 assault rifle", | |
| "The wrath of Vladimir Putin", | |
| "Court-ordered rehab", | |
| "Christopher Walken", | |
| "Giving birth to the Antichrist", | |
| "A foetus", | |
| "Not reciprocating oral sex", | |
| "Ecstasy", | |
| "Hot people", | |
| "Foreskin", | |
| "The BNP", | |
| "The miracle of childbirth", | |
| "Waiting 'til marriage", | |
| "Two midgets shitting into a bucket", | |
| "David Cameron", | |
| "A sad handjob", | |
| "Just touching David Beckham's hair", | |
| "The glass ceiling", | |
| "Extremely tight trousers", | |
| "Your weird brother", | |
| "Hip hop jewels", | |
| "Breaking out into song and dance", | |
| "Druids", | |
| "Trench foot", | |
| "An argument with Richard Dawkins", | |
| "The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr", | |
| "The French", | |
| "Dirty nappies", | |
| "Germans on holiday", | |
| "Sexual peeing", | |
| "White privilege", | |
| "Hope", | |
| "Taking off your shirt", | |
| "One Direction's supple, hairless bodies", | |
| "Ethnic cleansing", | |
| "Paedophiles", | |
| "Daddies® Brown Sauce", | |
| "Getting really high", | |
| "Natural selection", | |
| "A gassy antelope", | |
| "My sex life", | |
| "Arnold Schwarzenegger", | |
| "Pretending to care", | |
| "Pronouncing the names of northern Welsh towns", | |
| "Getting wed, having a few kids, taking some pictures, retiring to the south of France, and dying", | |
| "An ugly face", | |
| "Sex with Patrick Stewart", | |
| "BATMAN!!!", | |
| "Homeless people", | |
| "Spaniards", | |
| "Centaurs", | |
| "A salty surprise", | |
| "72 virgins", | |
| "Embryonic stem cells", | |
| "Pixelated bukake", | |
| "Seppuku", | |
| "An icepick lobotomy", | |
| "Dark and mysterious forces beyond our control", | |
| "Menstrual rage", | |
| "The rhythms of Africa", | |
| "Invading Poland", | |
| "Gentleman's Relish", | |
| "Horrifying laser hair removal accidents", | |
| "Autocannibalism", | |
| "Slapping a biscuit out of an orphan's mouth", | |
| "Riding off into the sunset", | |
| "Goblins", | |
| "Excalibur", | |
| "Shiny objects", | |
| "Being rich", | |
| "Gary Glitter", | |
| "Leprosy", | |
| "World peace", | |
| "Dick fingers", | |
| "Chainsaws for hands", | |
| "A white van man", | |
| "Miley Cyrus at 55", | |
| "Laying an egg", | |
| "The folly of man", | |
| "My genitals", | |
| "Grandma", | |
| "Flesh-eating bacteria", | |
| "Poor people", | |
| "50,000 volts straight to the nipples", | |
| "Hurling one's body down a hill in pursuit of a wheel of cheese", | |
| "Strong female characters", | |
| "Poor life choices", | |
| "Altar boys", | |
| "My vagina", | |
| "Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum", | |
| "Sniffing glue", | |
| "The placenta", | |
| "The profoundly handicapped", | |
| "Spontaneous human combustion", | |
| "The KKK", | |
| "The clitoris", | |
| "Shitting out a perfect Cumberland sausage", | |
| "Consensual sex", | |
| "Black people", | |
| "A bucket of fish heads", | |
| "Hospice care", | |
| "Passive-aggressive Post-it notes", | |
| "The entire cast of Downton Abbey", | |
| "The heart of a child", | |
| "The pirate's life", | |
| "Cottaging", | |
| "Being fat and stupid", | |
| "Five litres of Special Brew", | |
| "Sean Penn", | |
| "Sean Connery", | |
| "Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor", | |
| "Wifely duties", | |
| "A pyramid of severed heads", | |
| "Genghis Khan", | |
| "A vindaloo poo", | |
| "Crucifixion", | |
| "A subscription to Men's Fitness", | |
| "The milk man", | |
| "Friendly fire", | |
| "Women's suffrage", | |
| "AIDS", | |
| "A bit of slap and tickle", | |
| "8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin", | |
| "A thousand Scottish warriors lifting their kilts in unison", | |
| "Edible underwear", | |
| "My collection of high-tech sex toys", | |
| "The Force", | |
| "Bees?", | |
| "Buckfast Tonic Wine", | |
| "Tories", | |
| "A micropig wearing a tiny raincoat and booties", | |
| "Jobs", | |
| "Masturbation", | |
| "Tom Cruise", | |
| "A balanced breakfast", | |
| "Anal beads", | |
| "Drinking alone", | |
| "Cards Against Humanity", | |
| "Coat hanger abortions", | |
| "400 years of colonial atrocities", | |
| "Cuddling", | |
| "Faffing about", | |
| "A nice cup of tea", | |
| "Mining accidents", | |
| "Morgan Freeman's voice", | |
| "A middle-aged man on roller skates", | |
| "Gandhi", | |
| "Jimmy Savile", | |
| "Spectacular abs", | |
| "Keanu Reeves", | |
| "Child beauty pageants", | |
| "Child abuse", | |
| "LYNX® Body Spray", | |
| "Science", | |
| "A tribe of warrior women", | |
| "Viagra®", | |
| "Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II", | |
| "The way James Bond treats women", | |
| "Dogging", | |
| "Take-backsies", | |
| "An erection that lasts longer than four hours", | |
| "The biggest, blackest dick", | |
| "A box within a box", | |
| "A boxing match with a giant box", | |
| "A box", | |
| "Pandora's vagina", | |
| "Former President George W. Box", | |
| "Being a motherfucking box", | |
| "A falcon with a box on its head", | |
| "Two midgets shitting into a box", | |
| "A box without hinges, key, or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid", | |
| "The J15 Patriot Assault Box", | |
| "An alternate universe in which boxes store things inside of people", | |
| "A box that is conscious and wishes it weren't a box", | |
| "Something that looks like a box but turns out to be a crate", | |
| "A man-shaped box", | |
| "A box-shaped man", | |
| "Boxing up my feelings", | |
| "A world without boxes", | |
| "The Boxcar Children", | |
| "An outbreak of smallbox", | |
| "A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer", | |
| "The biggest, blackest dick", | |
| "Doctor Who", | |
| "Jumanji", | |
| "Peanutbutter jelly time", | |
| "EXTERMINATE", | |
| "Wards", | |
| "Fuck you, I'm a bear", | |
| "K-Pop", | |
| "Doing Gangnam Style at a funeral", | |
| "THE GODDAMN BATMAN", | |
| "The crushed dreams of a stripper", | |
| "Swinging an axe in the air while cornholing a bear", | |
| "125% Reccomended Daily Allowance of cock", | |
| "A molotov cocktail", | |
| "Just the tip!", | |
| "A Fleshlight®", | |
| "SCIENCE!!1!", | |
| "Granny panties", | |
| "A bag of dicks", | |
| "Bearshark", | |
| "Genital warts", | |
| "Trouser snakes", | |
| "A skeptical sheriff", | |
| "The Power of Greyskull", | |
| "A dead hooker", | |
| "PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIIIISSSSSSSS", | |
| "Drinking on live TV", | |
| "Mandatory Sex Party", | |
| "The League of Legends", | |
| "Games you can play with bricks", | |
| "Googly eyes on a cock", | |
| "Typing with your genitals", | |
| "Pirate hookers", | |
| "Miss Piggy", | |
| "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air", | |
| "Fancy tampons", | |
| "The Card Czar", | |
| "The town drunk", | |
| "Morbid obesity", | |
| "Don Knotts", | |
| "A MILF", | |
| "The end of the world", | |
| "Tinychat", | |
| "Moobs", | |
| "Yellow snow", | |
| "Boobs", | |
| "STEAL ALL THE FARM", | |
| "Standing next to short people to use them as armrests", | |
| "Realizing, too late, that there is no toilet paper left", | |
| "Hookers and blow", | |
| "Scotch", | |
| "A fuck-mothering vampire", | |
| "Mr. Fancy Pants", | |
| "TotalBiscuit's top hat", | |
| "Tentacle rape", | |
| "Illegal immigrants", | |
| "Skullcrusher Mountain", | |
| "FUNimation", | |
| "Penn and Teller", | |
| "An 8-ball", | |
| "A Facebook stalker", | |
| "Talking like a pirate", | |
| "A 3am phone call", | |
| "Rule 34", | |
| "Narutards", | |
| "Dead catgirls", | |
| "The smallest, whitest dick", | |
| "Nuns", | |
| "Bed wetting", | |
| "Ezreal's hot sugary ass", | |
| "Hello Kitty", | |
| "Tots", | |
| "Getting drunk before noon", | |
| "Clown strippers", | |
| "KERMIT FLAIL", | |
| "Fruit Fuckers", | |
| "Beer Pong", | |
| "Using hot sauce as lube", | |
| "Premature ejaculation", | |
| "Bounty, the Quicker Picker Upper", | |
| "Smooth jazz", | |
| "Bleeding Anuses", | |
| "A spoon that is too big", | |
| "Soviet Russia", | |
| "Not being pregnant", | |
| "Indiana Jones", | |
| "Hentai", | |
| "Surgeon Simulator 2013", | |
| "Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann", | |
| "Mewtwo", | |
| "The Columbine Shooting", | |
| "Cowboy Bebop", | |
| "Fullmetal Alchemist", | |
| "Futanari", | |
| "Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo", | |
| "Vash the Stampede", | |
| "Two midgets stacked up pretending to be one person", | |
| "Sarah Fuckin' Palin", | |
| "The Bible", | |
| "Naruto", | |
| "A giant horse cock", | |
| "Minecraft", | |
| "A wet paper towel", | |
| "Xyzzy playing around with gender roles", | |
| "Four Loko", | |
| "Mario brutally murdering Sonic", | |
| "Sonic brutally murdering Mario", | |
| "Idiots who don't seem to realize that Avatar: The Last Airbender isn't really an anime", | |
| "A fat middle-aged man in a Sailor Moon costume", | |
| "The world's tallest midget", | |
| "Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series", | |
| "OVER 9000!!", | |
| "Aya Hirano being gang-banged by her entire band", | |
| "A juice box", | |
| "Sex", | |
| "\". . . .\"", | |
| "Pacific Rim", | |
| "Reddit", | |
| "Novelty Twitter accounts", | |
| "A mindfuck", | |
| "Olmec", | |
| "A Hello Kitty! vibrator", | |
| "Reading the manual", | |
| "Type-C Tetris music", | |
| "The Death Note", | |
| "YouTube", | |
| "South Korea", | |
| "Being eaten by a titan", | |
| "A fountain of vomit", | |
| "DeviantArt", | |
| "The Hare Hare Yukai dance", | |
| "Fart science", | |
| "A big wet pink laser sword", | |
| "Sonic the Hedgehog", | |
| "A brief moment of aptitude", | |
| "Fuck you, I do what I want", | |
| "FUCK YOU, I'M SPIDERMAN!", | |
| "StarFox", | |
| "Santa Christ", | |
| "PetSmart", | |
| "Getting mauled by a mountain lion AND a grizzly bear at the same time", | |
| "Glenn Beck being torn apart by zombies", | |
| "Going full retard", | |
| "A tub of Vaseline", | |
| "Ham?", | |
| "Sex with strangers", | |
| "Getting your penis cut in half", | |
| "Literally going to Hell", | |
| "Being frozen today", | |
| "Bees. My God", | |
| "Cousin marriage", | |
| "4Kids", | |
| "Chuck Norris", | |
| "My mom", | |
| "My penis catching fire", | |
| "Lesbians", | |
| "A smaller, whiter dick", | |
| "A pretty epic poo", | |
| "A couch stinking of naked people", | |
| "A beautiful little moment", | |
| "John Madden", | |
| "Bees!", | |
| "Watching FLCL while tripping on acid", | |
| "A killer rabbit", | |
| "Your mom", | |
| "Sticking your finger up her ass", | |
| "A tiny white dick", | |
| "Maple syrup", | |
| "A tree", | |
| "Standing outside the gates of the White House completely naked with a revolver in your hand", | |
| "A zombie fisherman", | |
| "A mile-long penis", | |
| "An awkward slash fic between The Nostalgia Critic and The Angry Video Game Nerd", | |
| "An obscure reference only two people will get", | |
| "Lara Croft", | |
| "Anal tearing", | |
| "Catholic priests who drink, smoke, and carry guns", | |
| "Stick figure porn", | |
| "A delicious baby", | |
| "The elephant in the room", | |
| "A butt egg", | |
| "A street cleaning simulator", | |
| "The Angry Video Game Nerd", | |
| "The Nostalgia Critic", | |
| "The Power Glove", | |
| "Your virgin soul", | |
| "An expensive rental costume", | |
| "A bird fucking a horse", | |
| "A Big Lipped Alligator Moment", | |
| "Time travel", | |
| "A baseball to the nuts", | |
| "A testicle examination", | |
| "Mountain Dew", | |
| "Surprise blowjobs", | |
| "Space Core", | |
| "Engrish", | |
| "A dead meme", | |
| "Duck Hunt", | |
| "Twincest", | |
| "DOTA 2", | |
| "Being banned from /r/pyongyang", | |
| "That one episode of CSI", | |
| "Drills for hands", | |
| "Asian cock", | |
| "The lost city of Atlantis", | |
| "Holy dildos", | |
| "George Costanza", | |
| "Dr. Phil", | |
| "The sound a single ThunderStix® makes", | |
| "The PS4", | |
| "The Wii U", | |
| "The SNES", | |
| "The NES", | |
| "Show me your tits!", | |
| "The SEGA Genesis", | |
| "Thanking your sex slaves", | |
| "The PSX", | |
| "The Duck Hunt dog", | |
| "Getting off on anime porn", | |
| "Toilet paper", | |
| "Laxatives", | |
| "Mining for nose gold", | |
| "The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles", | |
| "Taking a seat with Chris Hansen", | |
| "A big floppy donkey dick", | |
| "A Cleveland steamer", | |
| "The Village People", | |
| "A fuck-mothering vampire", | |
| "Tentacle rape", | |
| "FUNimation", | |
| "Narutards", | |
| "Dead catgirls", | |
| "Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann", | |
| "Mewtwo", | |
| "Cowboy Bebop", | |
| "Fullmetal Alchemist", | |
| "Futanari", | |
| "Vash the Stampede", | |
| "Sarah Fuckin' Palin", | |
| "Naruto", | |
| "Idiots who don't seem to realize that Avatar: The Last Airbender isn't really an anime", | |
| "A fat middle-aged man in a Sailor Moon costume", | |
| "Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series", | |
| "OVER 9000!!", | |
| "Aya Hirano being gang-banged by her entire band", | |
| "\". . . .\"", | |
| "A mindfuck", | |
| "A Hello Kitty! vibrator", | |
| "The Death Note", | |
| "Being eaten by a titan", | |
| "The Hare Hare Yukai dance", | |
| "Getting your penis cut in half", | |
| "Cousin marriage", | |
| "4Kids", | |
| "Watching FLCL while tripping on acid", | |
| "Sticking your finger up her ass", | |
| "Standing outside the gates of the White House completely naked with a revolver in your hand", | |
| "Catholic priests who drink, smoke, and carry guns", | |
| "Your virgin soul", | |
| "Engrish", | |
| "A dead meme", | |
| "Twincest", | |
| "Drills for hands", | |
| "Asian cock", | |
| "Holy dildos", | |
| "Lolis", | |
| "Hot-blooded shonen protagonists", | |
| "Crispin Freeman", | |
| "Steve Motherfuckin' Blum", | |
| "Norio Wakamoto", | |
| "Eating an entire box of Pocky in a single bite", | |
| "Gen Fukunaga counting his money", | |
| "Hatsune Miku", | |
| "Strangling hardcore otaku nerds with razor wire", | |
| "A big-breasted 14-year-old wearing a bikini and sucking on a popsicle", | |
| "Henry Goto being savagely raped by a bear", | |
| "Yet another goddamn Goku vs. Superman argument", | |
| "FANSERVICE!!!", | |
| "Weeaboos", | |
| "Aniplex of America", | |
| "Kyubey", | |
| "Wearing panties on the head", | |
| "Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing", | |
| "CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES", | |
| "Brina Palencia as an angsty teenage boy, Monica Rial as his bratty little sister, and Shelley Calene-Black as their hot mom", | |
| "Boku no Pico", | |
| "Nice boat", | |
| "A Bleach hentai doujin where Rukia rapes Ichigo", | |
| "The One Piece rap", | |
| "CENTURY SOOOOUUUP!!!!!", | |
| "Stupid fucking Kululu", | |
| "Thinking Misty from Pokémon is... kinda sexy", | |
| "The Gripper", | |
| "Reverse harems", | |
| "Garzey's Wing", | |
| "Kenshiro", | |
| "Puella Magi Madoka Magica", | |
| "Taking a potato chip... and EATING IT", | |
| "Unreasonably long transformation sequences", | |
| "Ass dance!! Ass dance!!", | |
| "Rice balls", | |
| "Monkey D. Luffy", | |
| "JesuOtaku's ginormous lips", | |
| "Princess Tutu", | |
| "Fujiko's boobs", | |
| "Shinji being a whiny little bitch", | |
| "Third Impact", | |
| "Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivruski IV", | |
| "That sound effect in every hentai when the guy ejaculates", | |
| "Red-headed tsunderes", | |
| "Wendee Lee", | |
| "Prof's legs", | |
| "\"Bang.\"", | |
| "Dio Brando", | |
| "\"WE UNDERSTAND ANIME FAN WANTS!!\"", | |
| "DAN GREEN", | |
| "Man-Faye", | |
| "Soldier A", | |
| "Goku", | |
| "Vic Micderpaderp", | |
| "Hokuto! Hyakurestu-ken!", | |
| "Christopher R. Sabat", | |
| "PASTAAAAA!!!!", | |
| "MAWNING LESCUE!!!", | |
| "$300 anime bluray boxsets", | |
| "Johnny Yong Bosch", | |
| "Little Kuriboh", | |
| "Bukkake", | |
| "A Captain Harlock body pillow", | |
| "Onii-chan", | |
| "Bulma's panties", | |
| "Mami getting her head bitten off", | |
| "Satoshi Kon", | |
| "A Japanese schoolgirl covered head-to-toe in semen", | |
| "Good ol' fashioned Japanese sexism", | |
| "Kigurumi", | |
| "Ikki Tousen", | |
| "Apocalypse Zero", | |
| "The inevitable beach episode", | |
| "The thousands upon thousands of women that Golgo 13 has slept with", | |
| "Kira worshippers", | |
| "Old man dragon dick", | |
| "Uguu..", | |
| "Whatever the hell the Utena movie was about", | |
| "Creamy Mami", | |
| "The ungodly abomination that is Robotech", | |
| "Carl Macek", | |
| "Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt", | |
| "Punching a man so hard his clothes fly off", | |
| "Banana sushi", | |
| "Oro?", | |
| "A puppy being beaten to death with a flower pot", | |
| "Gantz. Just.... Gantz", | |
| "Snapping the nipple off of a prostitute's breast and eating it", | |
| "Black cosplayers", | |
| "Fake Nendoroids", | |
| "Eating ramen noodles for a month because you HAD to have that out of print Macross boxset", | |
| "Showing Serial Experiments Lain to toddlers", | |
| "Mamoru Miyano", | |
| "TETSUOOOOOO!!!", | |
| "Wibble", | |
| "That stupid opening song from Steel Angel Kurumi getting stuck in your head", | |
| "Bad K-on! fanart", | |
| "Nerdy kids in Speedos", | |
| "My Cresta", | |
| "Groping strangers on a train", | |
| "Fuckin' Bronies", | |
| "An overly defensive fanbase", | |
| "Recap episodes", | |
| "Muscle-bound shirtless MEN", | |
| "Cartoon buttholes", | |
| "Sucking Kyle Hebert's dick for hamburgers", | |
| "Gratuitous panty shots", | |
| "Sailor Moon and the 7 Ballz", | |
| "El Psy Congroo", | |
| "Moe Moe Kyun!", | |
| "Home For Infinite Losers (HFIL)", | |
| "THE MAN-POLE OF DOOOOOOOOOM!!!", | |
| "Ladd Russo", | |
| "Studio Ghibli", | |
| "Masa! <3", | |
| "Giant robots", | |
| "Osamu Tezuka", | |
| "A \"read the manga\" style ending", | |
| "Tits on your hand", | |
| "That little fat kid from Accel World", | |
| "Casca's hairy unshaven vag", | |
| "Girls with glasses", | |
| "Eating the wrong end of a chocolate cornet", | |
| "Walpurgisnacht", | |
| "Bludgeoning Haruhi Suzumiya to death with a tire iron", | |
| "Banging 1,000 dudes", | |
| "Pure grade-A opium", | |
| "Maid cafes", | |
| "A drunken Japanese businessman", | |
| "Dr. Who fans showing up at anime cons despite not being invited", | |
| "Guro", | |
| "Nekomimi", | |
| "Plot armor", | |
| "School swimsuits", | |
| "The inkvasion", | |
| "Acidic breast milk", | |
| "Underpants. Underpants. Underpants. Underpants. Under-", | |
| "Shooting out nearly an entire liter of cum", | |
| "Host clubs", | |
| "Shining Finger!", | |
| "Crystal Boy's creepy smile", | |
| "Gackt", | |
| "Used panty vending machines", | |
| "Butt sniffing", | |
| "Kamen Rider", | |
| "The Major's hips and bust", | |
| "Captain Bravo", | |
| "Kirino's ass", | |
| "Fishcake", | |
| "Go Nagai sideburns", | |
| "CHIIIIIIIIN.", | |
| "Getting the bad ending of a visual novel", | |
| "Vegeta's sweet goatee", | |
| "Sub-only releases", | |
| "Getting drunk on sake", | |
| "Flying Vortex of Fear", | |
| "Tachikoma-kun", | |
| "Naoki Urasawa", | |
| "Stupid sexy Johan", | |
| "Bear punching, tiger chopping, shark suplexing, & helicopter bodyslamming", | |
| "Juvijuvibro", | |
| "Jacuzzi Splot", | |
| "The Tsukihime anime", | |
| "Giant naked Rei", | |
| "The entire cast of School Days", | |
| "An arm and a leg", | |
| "The power of friendship", | |
| "Being the uke", | |
| "You dumbass!", | |
| "Super Milk-chan", | |
| "Dancin' on the Planet Dance", | |
| "Calling out the name of your attack", | |
| "Multi-episode fights", | |
| "Making someone's head explode", | |
| "Michelle Ru-", | |
| "Masturbating over Asuka's comatose body", | |
| "Let's Fighting Love!", | |
| "Fat, sweaty otaku", | |
| "Ganguro girls", | |
| "Girls with guns", | |
| "The goddamn Maho", | |
| "Darrel Guilbeau trying to act", | |
| "Highschool of the Dead", | |
| "M.D. Geist", | |
| "Blue Water Studios", | |
| "Hot female bass players", | |
| "Magical girls", | |
| "Goku, Luffy, Toriko, and Lina Inverse in an eating contest", | |
| "You cactus bastard!", | |
| "KING!!! KING!!! KING GAINER!!!", | |
| "Sexy schoolteacher types", | |
| "Underwater Ray Romano", | |
| "Lesbian subtext", | |
| "Tig ol' bitties", | |
| "Inspector Zenigata", | |
| "The GARtender", | |
| "Pure fighting spirit", | |
| "Mad Bull 34", | |
| "Freddie riding to school on a wild black stallion", | |
| "Whatever turns you on, big guy", | |
| "I'LL ANSWER THE PHONE FROM NOW ON, LILY!!", | |
| "KITTEH. :3", | |
| "Manly tears of manliness", | |
| "Zetman", | |
| "Giant mutant cockroaches", | |
| "Bible Black", | |
| "Rape fantasies", | |
| "Keith David's voice", | |
| "Scott McNeil", | |
| "The eternal pervert, Eric Vale", | |
| "The Irresponsible Captain Tylor", | |
| "Birdy the Mighty", | |
| "Prying SpacemanHardy's Master Keaton boxset from his cold, dead hands", | |
| "R-R-R-R-R-REDLINE!!!", | |
| "Hunting down every single copy of Ninja Resurrection and setting them on fire", | |
| "Satan worshipping Christians", | |
| "Being beaten to a bloody pulp by a middle school student", | |
| "One HELL of a butler", | |
| "Losing 20 gallons of blood... and surviving", | |
| "Badass 15-year-olds", | |
| "The Shikon Jewel", | |
| "A large paper fan", | |
| "Having blackmail sex with your teacher", | |
| "Anime News Network", | |
| "A Claymore swimsuit issue", | |
| "Revy Two-Hands", | |
| "Sneaking a peek at the girls' open bath", | |
| "\"INUYASHA!!\"", | |
| "Gangnam Style", | |
| "MUNGLE!!", | |
| "A samurai terminator", | |
| "Physics", | |
| "The Animatrix", | |
| "A talking motorcycle", | |
| "Rie Kugimiya", | |
| "Production I.G", | |
| "GONZO", | |
| "Franky's awesome Speedo dance", | |
| "Soul traveling", | |
| "Sticking a chopstick in your pee-hole", | |
| "A copy of Trigun signed by Micah Solusod", | |
| "Really shitty CGI effects", | |
| "The hot buttered sex voice of Patrick Seitz", | |
| "Heavily-tattooed yakuza henchmen", | |
| "The life-sized Gundam statue", | |
| "Forcing someone to watch every episode of Dragon Ball GT", | |
| "ZA WARUDO", | |
| "Governor Ishihara", | |
| "Shrine maidens", | |
| "Taking a shit in the shrine's donation box", | |
| "Farting... tadpoles?", | |
| "Madhouse", | |
| "ARMS", | |
| "Mr. Tadakichi", | |
| "Showing episodes of Toriko to starving children", | |
| "Gilgamesh", | |
| "That one guy who always dresses up as the Red Ranger", | |
| "Broken-ass Aizen", | |
| "Romi Paku", | |
| "The Garden of Sinners", | |
| "1,000 years of pain", | |
| "Hetalia porn", | |
| "A Maka Chop", | |
| "Rally Vincent firing a gun in her underwear", | |
| "Raccoon testicles", | |
| "Johannes Krauser II", | |
| "Rule 63'd Death the Kid", | |
| "Beautiful bishonen boys", | |
| "Awesome Prussia", | |
| "Eating a banana all sexy-like", | |
| "A shitload of yen", | |
| "Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora!", | |
| "Getting in a fistfight with an earthquake", | |
| "WcDonald's", | |
| "Black★Star", | |
| "Octopus balls", | |
| "My badass numchucks", | |
| "Trying to get your die-cast Gundam model through airport security", | |
| "Strapping hand grenades to your pubes", | |
| "Toilet worship", | |
| "A brand new, mint condition copy of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure vol. 4, still in shrinkwrap", | |
| "Grave of the Fireflies", | |
| "Farting on your cat", | |
| "Combat afros", | |
| "Ice cold water", | |
| "Me wearing a penguin suit", | |
| "My Johnny!", | |
| "Petite Princess Yucie", | |
| "Kotetsu T. Kaburagi, aka. \"The D.I.L.F.\"", | |
| "An argument lasting over an hour about what moé really is", | |
| "Saber Starblast", | |
| "A succubus living inside your testes", | |
| "Raping Tokyo Tower", | |
| "Fucking a nun", | |
| "#DesuDes4Life", | |
| "Ghosts that come out of your asscrack", | |
| "Being accidentally turned into a girl by aliens", | |
| "Giving a girl an orgasm using only your shoulderpads", | |
| "Swallowing an entire carton of cigarettes before barfing them back up", | |
| "Puppets made from the skin of children", | |
| "My hot zombie girlfriend.", | |
| "Eating someone else's drool", | |
| "The alpha bitch", | |
| "Undead body-swapping space vampire teens", | |
| "Suplexing your teacher", | |
| "A leopard print fundoshi", | |
| "Breast envy", | |
| "The entire last episode of Blood-C", | |
| "Origami sex toys", | |
| "ALL OF THE HOMO!", | |
| "Japanese rope bondage", | |
| "Japanese Spider-Man", | |
| "A bass guitar straight to the face", | |
| "Sonny Strait's manly parts", | |
| "Guts", | |
| "Finger nigiri", | |
| "Dragon Balls", | |
| "Putting all the condiments on your steak. ALL OF THEM", | |
| "Rapping samurai", | |
| "A dolphin in a mech suit", | |
| "Naga's extremely annoying laugh", | |
| "Strikeman and his \"Balls of Justice\"", | |
| "Flying Nimbus", | |
| "Running during the credits", | |
| "A busty, blonde, blue-eyed, dumb-as-rocks American", | |
| "Naughty geishas", | |
| "Griffith's mysterious disappearing penis", | |
| "Pubic hair needle attack", | |
| "Ninjas!", | |
| "Getting your fingernails ripped out", | |
| "Sexy jutsu", | |
| "Love Machine", | |
| "Shinichiro Watanabe single-handedly curing cancer, ending world hunger, and bringing peace to the Middle East", | |
| "Henry Goto ending up homeless on the streets and sucking dick for coke", | |
| "Two gallons of elephant shit being dropped on Henry Goto's desk", | |
| "Henry Goto fapping to a photograph of himself", | |
| "Henry Goto being eaten by a group of backwoods hillbilly cannibals", | |
| "Henry Goto bleeding profusely from his groin after having his penis bitten off by a 15-year-old Vietnamese prostitute", | |
| "A 30-year-old man who's obsessed with K-on!", | |
| "Henry Goto falling down the stairs, receiving a massive head injury, and believing he's really Sailor Moon", | |
| "A Henry Goto joke that no one will laugh at other than SpacemanHardy", | |
| "Cutting off a finger to restore your honor", | |
| "Robots with tits", | |
| "Red bean paste", | |
| "Gender-swapped Oda Nobunaga", | |
| "Henry Goto's massive peyote & wine cooler addiction", | |
| "Henry Goto, John Sirabella, and Stu Levy in a three man fight to the death", | |
| "Henry Goto", | |
| "Henry Goto having an accident in his pants during the live Aniplex of America panel", | |
| "Getting kicked in the nuts by a mermaid", | |
| "I AM AWESOME!!", | |
| "LAZAR!", | |
| "Urd, Kana, and Misato in a drinking contest", | |
| "Cute stuff", | |
| "An artbox that feels like human skin", | |
| "Polygamy jokes in a kid's show", | |
| "Dangling Pokéballs", | |
| "Having a giant drill for a dick", | |
| "A robot having an orgasm", | |
| "Villagulio", | |
| "Angry naked people", | |
| "Going Super Saiyan while taking a massive dump", | |
| "My daikon", | |
| "Literally spanking a monkey", | |
| "Going Super Saiyan", | |
| "Going Super Saiyan during orgasm", | |
| "Having sex with a dragon", | |
| "Manga Jesus", | |
| "Manly pink sparkles", | |
| "7 ft. tall red-headed Alexander the Great", | |
| "Training a dinosaur to ride a ball", | |
| "Samba-dancing dinosaurs", | |
| "An armored truck full of shit", | |
| "A Togepi omelet", | |
| "A laser horse", | |
| "Girls with guns AND glasses", | |
| "Teenaged miniskirt-wearing space pirates", | |
| "Gas station sushi", | |
| "Jerry Jewell's serial killer face", | |
| "A FUCKING DRAGONITE, MOTHERFUCKER!!", | |
| "A school bus orgy", | |
| "Super Aryan Hitler", | |
| "4,000 tacos, and one Diet Coke", | |
| "An actual, honest-to-God black guy", | |
| "Black and white samurai movies", | |
| "Sick with the cancer", | |
| "Transvestite police officers", | |
| "A promotional crossover with Pizza Hut", | |
| "Star-shaped nipples", | |
| "Con funk", | |
| "Pissing yourself", | |
| "Hot anime moms", | |
| "Vocaloid death metal", | |
| "GAO! GAI! GAR!!!", | |
| "Yaoi paddles", | |
| "The Dark Lord Shawne Kleckner", | |
| "Mr. Satan", | |
| "Bad Steven Foster dubs", | |
| "A potato committing seppuku", | |
| "A giant robot German suplex", | |
| "Hentai voice acting", | |
| "A vampire ninja", | |
| "Hello Kitty! pregnancy doujins", | |
| "Waving it around all willy-nilly", | |
| "A Godzilla attack", | |
| "Eating KFC on Christmas day", | |
| "Astro Boy", | |
| "Jacking off into a bottle of formaldehyde and calling it our firstborn", | |
| "Traps", | |
| "Korean Jesus", | |
| "An unending, unquenchable thirst for orange Fanta", | |
| "Breaking the fourth wall to kill the mangaka", | |
| "Valvrape the Dominator", | |
| "Piles of dead children", | |
| "An 8 million yen debt to a club of rich pretty boys", | |
| "Mamoru Oshii's dog love", | |
| "A diet consisting almost entirely of potatoes", | |
| "Rock-hard, glistening abs", | |
| "Totoro", | |
| "Wild Tiger's Hundred Power", | |
| "Fucking postcards as a cheap-ass pack-in gift", | |
| "Hideaki Anno's poor, tortured therapist", | |
| "Naming yourself after the method of your suicide", | |
| "The Chupacabra", | |
| "Blowing a child's head off with a rocket launcher", | |
| "Erotic incestuous toothbrushing", | |
| "Pokémon tears", | |
| "Pokésexuality", | |
| "Chopstick-based martial arts", | |
| "All the gayness in GetBackers", | |
| "Gen \"The Uro-Butcher\"", | |
| "Mikuru Beam!", | |
| "Tons and tons of close-up underaged schoolgirl ass-shots", | |
| "Starfish Hitler", | |
| "An ancient vampire who looks like she's 10", | |
| "Literally ripping your own heart out", | |
| "Japanese-style elf ears", | |
| "Flamboyantly gay William Shakespeare", | |
| "Tripping, falling, and landing with your face in a girl's breasts", | |
| "Banging your adopted daughter", | |
| "A 10-year old with boobs twice the size of her head", | |
| "A bunny girl having a lightsaber duel with Darth Vader", | |
| "A third-grader seducing her 23-year-old teacher", | |
| "SHAFT being SHAFT", | |
| "One a them bamboo things that goes \"doonk\"", | |
| "Shotas", | |
| "Moé schoolgirl Hitler", | |
| "Romance of the Three Kingdoms, but everyone is gender-swapped", | |
| "A washpan falling onto someone's head from out of nowhere", | |
| "Franken Fran", | |
| "Hentai artists who don't change their pen name when they go legit", | |
| "Getting sucked into a fantasy world", | |
| "Loli in a box", | |
| "A Masamune Shirou artbook", | |
| "Clothing-dissolving slime", | |
| "Involuntary crossdressing", | |
| "Completely losing your shit over Endless Eight", | |
| "Violently beating your friends to death with a baseball bat", | |
| "Fujoshi", | |
| "Matrix boobs", | |
| "A chainsaw-wielding male magical girl zombie", | |
| "Inoue Kikoku, 17-years old", | |
| "Chest-hair afros", | |
| "Cowboy Andy", | |
| "A cyborg assassin dressed as a magical girl fighting a talking lion and a floating psychic electric jellyfish", | |
| "J-pop idols", | |
| "The War on Pants", | |
| "An ending where everyone dies", | |
| "Garbage collectors... IN SPACE!!", | |
| "Magical friendship lasers", | |
| "High-stakes mahjong", | |
| "Succubus-on-futanari action", | |
| "Alice in Sexland", | |
| "A couple that spends over 30 manga volumes trying to get to first base", | |
| "Dick Saucer", | |
| "Millionaire Beaver", | |
| "A sweaty shirtless man holding a large, writhing fish against his chest", | |
| "A naughty nurse outfit", | |
| "Morphin'", | |
| "Zelgadis' flame-proof bikini briefs", | |
| "A Dragon Slave", | |
| "A smashed-in face", | |
| "Epic old bald dudes", | |
| "Fuckingham Palace", | |
| "Dying over and over again", | |
| "The Puchuu", | |
| "The syrupy goop inside a Stretch Armstrong doll", | |
| "Rocky Dennis and John Merrick's lovechild", | |
| "Life after Parole", | |
| "Finding an adhesive bandage at the bottom of your ice cream", | |
| "A Pit Bull named Genghis", | |
| "A cat's sand papery tongue bath", | |
| "Bringing the Hamburglar to Justice", | |
| "Sphincter Bleaching", | |
| "An Amputee's chapped limb nub", | |
| "Toilet Wine", | |
| "Leftist Propaganda", | |
| "Febreezing your Taint", | |
| "Cookie Monster's substance abuse issues", | |
| "An ingrown toenail on the tip of a penis", | |
| "Feline Leukemia", | |
| "Marky Mark's foam rubber penis from Boogie Nights", | |
| "My Spankerchief", | |
| "Pumping a chemical toilet", | |
| "The fine line between kinky and perverted", | |
| "A Rotisserie Chicken", | |
| "Vultures circling a birthday party", | |
| "An All White Jury", | |
| "Frottage", | |
| "Michael J. Fox trying to use a rotary phone", | |
| "The Five Knuckle Truffle Punch", | |
| "Flipper Babies", | |
| "Ejaculating into an insulin pump", | |
| "The Card Czar", | |
| "That video of EatMyDiction1 twerking", | |
| "The Sips Co. Dirt Factory", | |
| "A canoe with enough room for Phil", | |
| "The Black Seed", | |
| "That time when Machinima played actual machinima videos", | |
| "Bajan Canadian's fridge", | |
| "DarkSydePhil playing Dark Souls", | |
| "Hitler's Train!", | |
| "The league of being a big faggot", | |
| "Inside Shrek's asshole", | |
| "Solving a rubiks cube with your bare nipples", | |
| "GaLm's sunglasses", | |
| "An LP Smarty finished", | |
| "A Big 'Ol Bowl of Fruit!", | |
| "Getting anally violated by a silverback gorilla", | |
| "Tom drunk off his ass", | |
| "Criken's Fun House", | |
| "A Machinima contract", | |
| "The Blue Yeti microphone", | |
| "BEARS!", | |
| "A robot bird", | |
| "Diction watching a burly outdoorsman skin a bear while eating honey and crying", | |
| "The Great Youtube Unsubbing of 2012", | |
| "Bolshevik the wolf", | |
| "One of Chuggaconroy's awful puns", | |
| "Chilledchaos' homosexual tendencies", | |
| "A smart joke", | |
| "Seananners' dolphin laugh", | |
| "Chilled and Smarty's wedding", | |
| "Jah be dwarfin' it up!", | |
| "Totalbiscuit and Angry Joe frolicking in a meadow", | |
| "Seananners joyously dropping \"presents\" on the African minority in GTA", | |
| "Smash Fighter", | |
| "#TysLeftFoot", | |
| "Time to cancel Smash Fighter", | |
| "The Tom Shark", | |
| "Fish fingering your custard", | |
| "The hideousness that is Raxacoricofallapatorious", | |
| "An Ood getting a starring role in a hentai", | |
| "Christopher Eccleston", | |
| "Matt Smith", | |
| "A kid in a gas mask asking if you are his mummy", | |
| "Siltheen farts", | |
| "The big banana in your pocket", | |
| "Taking a Doctor Poo", | |
| "David Tennant", | |
| "Opening the door of the TARDIS and leaving a deuce in the time-space continuum", | |
| "Low-budget special effects", | |
| "River Song", | |
| "Dalek porn", | |
| "Eggs", | |
| "Finding Autons oddly attractive", | |
| "THE END OF TIME ITSELF!", | |
| "Glenn Beck convulsively puking as a brood of Daleks swarm in on him", | |
| "The fuck machine dungeon of the Cybermen", | |
| "Fifty years of fanfic", | |
| "Just now realizing Torchwood is an anagram of Doctor Who", | |
| "The Doctor going back in time to solve a REAL problem: Twilight", | |
| "Wanting to punch that teeny-bopper Whovian that's butthurt the new Doctor isn't in his twenties", | |
| "The Silence", | |
| "A Doctor Who body pillow", | |
| "A Rusty Cyberman", | |
| "Drunkenly drawing tally marks on your face", | |
| "The Doctor having a chance encounter with a couple of 80s metalheads", | |
| "A shitty Doctor Who knock-knock joke", | |
| "The Master, baiting the Doctor into a trap", | |
| "Davros getting up on the wrong side of the bed", | |
| "Wishing you could regenerate", | |
| "A Vashta Nerada that just wants a hug", | |
| "The poor costume decisions that were the 1970s", | |
| "Kidnapping a barely-legal woman to time travel with", | |
| "Tom Baker, in nothing but a scarf", | |
| "Walking in on Jack Harkness doing your mom. And your dad", | |
| "The buzzing noise the Sonic Screwdriver makes", | |
| "Sharing a public restroom with a Weeping Angel", | |
| "A bigger, bluer TARDIS", | |
| "K-9 humping your leg", | |
| "The Master singing Bad Case of Loving You", | |
| "Rose Tyler's teeth", | |
| "A GUITARDIS", | |
| "A fez caked with semen", | |
| "Robot Anne Robinson", | |
| "Steven Moffatt taking a big old dump in your Cheerios", | |
| "Fapping to Billie Piper portraying a callgirl", | |
| "Your dyslexic friend that wants you to come watch a marathon of Doctor How", | |
| "Captain Jack Harkness", | |
| "The Celestial Toymaker's plaything", | |
| "A global simulcast that forces Whovians to see the sunlight for the first time in ages", | |
| "A Costco-sized bag of Jelly Babies", | |
| "Being used as a plot device by Steven Moffat", | |
| "A furry writing BAD WOLF everywhere", | |
| "Quitting this panel after one round because you are afraid of getting typecast", | |
| "The Mary Jane Adventures", | |
| "Sixteen feet of scarf bondage", | |
| "Getting so much plastic surgery you have to be framed and moisturized", | |
| "Smoking 1,000 cigarettes, just so you can sound like a Dalek when you talk", | |
| "Slipping her the ol' plastic Mickey", | |
| "Fondling a Dalek's slippery bits", | |
| "Air from my lungs", | |
| "A Sonic Screwdriver stuck on the vibrate setting", | |
| "Pouting in a rain storm and having to take a wicked piss", | |
| "Companion Porn", | |
| "An acid rain shower on Skaro", | |
| "Plot holes so wide you could drive a truck through them", | |
| "A blinged out TARDIS blasting dubstep when it is traveling", | |
| "The poor decision that is having a staring contest with a weeping angel", | |
| "Sorry, this answer is only available in the fanfic version of Cards against Con", | |
| "A giant horse cock", | |
| "A juice box", | |
| "Lesbians", | |
| "A tree", | |
| "Horn Necrosis", | |
| "Having hot pony sex with Bloomberg", | |
| "Gypsies", | |
| "Getting 20% cooler!", | |
| "Gently stroking the horn", | |
| "Gabby Gums", | |
| "Futaloo", | |
| "Friendship", | |
| "Foal abuse", | |
| "Foodmanes", | |
| "Fluttertree", | |
| "Fluttershy's Shed", | |
| "The Rainbow Factory", | |
| "My OC", | |
| "The Pegasus Master Race", | |
| "Nightmare Moon", | |
| "Molestia's sex dungeon", | |
| "Twilight's secret clop stash", | |
| "THE ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE", | |
| "Twilight Sparkle", | |
| "Manehatten", | |
| "Two fillies shitting into a bucket", | |
| "Mare Supremacy", | |
| "Twist", | |
| "Vinyl Scratch / DJ Pon-3", | |
| "Whipping the Earth Pony slaves", | |
| "Man Spike", | |
| "Unicorn Privilege", | |
| "Wolfieshy", | |
| "Winter Wrap Up", | |
| "Making Magic", | |
| "Wincest", | |
| "Zecora's meth lab", | |
| "Lyra Heartstrings", | |
| "Worst pony", | |
| "Magic", | |
| "Jappleack", | |
| "Joe's Donut Hole", | |
| "John Joseco", | |
| "Hugging a pony non-sexually", | |
| "Being trapped on the Moon for 1000 years", | |
| "Banned From Equestria (Daily)", | |
| "Big Macintosh", | |
| "Best Pony", | |
| "Applejack", | |
| "Applebucking", | |
| "Another doughnut! With extra sprinkles!", | |
| "Baked Bads", | |
| "Avasting Fluttershy's Ass", | |
| "Actually cumming inside Rainbow Dash", | |
| "An extremely horny Granny Smith", | |
| "An epic pony war in the distant future", | |
| "A sock fetish", | |
| "A sexy saddle", | |
| "A tactical sonic rainnuke", | |
| "A Sonic Raingasm", | |
| "Equestria", | |
| "Discord", | |
| "Fillidelphia", | |
| "Facehoofing", | |
| "Fluffy Pony", | |
| "Filly fiddling", | |
| "Fluttershy's secret stash", | |
| "Fluttershy", | |
| "Cupcakes", | |
| "Da Magicks", | |
| "Dark Magicks", | |
| "Daring Do fanfiction", | |
| "Diamond Dog roleplay", | |
| "Derpy Hooves", | |
| "Cider", | |
| "Clopfics", | |
| "Clopping", | |
| "Crippled foals", | |
| "BonBon", | |
| "Books", | |
| "Celestia's Hoof", | |
| "Celestia's massive harem of foals", | |
| "A decorative toaster cozy", | |
| "A daisy sandwich", | |
| "A cutie mark", | |
| "A human fetish", | |
| "A horny stallion", | |
| "A hoof in the ass", | |
| "A racially pure Cloudsdale", | |
| "A mare in heat", | |
| "A juice box fetish", | |
| "Surprise", | |
| "Stretching those glutes", | |
| "Sweetie Belle", | |
| "Pinkie Pie in full latex", | |
| "Plot", | |
| "Spike's understanding of biology", | |
| "Pinkie Pie", | |
| "Steven Magnets", | |
| "Ponies wearing clothes", | |
| "Speaking Fancy", | |
| "Poison Joke", | |
| "Ponies with fricken' laser beams attached to their heads!", | |
| "Shaking Dat Plot", | |
| "Sloppy clop", | |
| "Shipping", | |
| "Pants", | |
| "Orphaned foals", | |
| "The Moon", | |
| "Octavia", | |
| "The Friendship Express", | |
| "Pegasus wing deformities", | |
| "The Grand Galloping Gala", | |
| "The Great and Powerful Trixie Lulamoon", | |
| "Pinkamena's hacksaw", | |
| "The Cakes", | |
| "The Chocolate Mousse Moose", | |
| "Pinkamena Diane Pie", | |
| "Sweetie Belle's virgin marshmallow pussy", | |
| "Sweetie Bot", | |
| "That Lyra plushie", | |
| "That squee noise", | |
| "Ponies", | |
| "Secretly being a changeling all along", | |
| "Pony racism", | |
| "Scootabuse", | |
| "Pony-Griffon marriage", | |
| "Scoot, Scoot-A-Loo", | |
| "Rainbow Dash", | |
| "Rarity", | |
| "Ponychan", | |
| "Rainbow Crash", | |
| "Queen Chrysalis", | |
| "Raging wingboners", | |
| "Princess Celestia", | |
| "Princess Molestia", | |
| "Princess Luna", | |
| "Princess Mi Amore Cadenza", | |
| "Alexander Rybak", | |
| "Eldar Gasimov's stone cold,, dead eyes", | |
| "The Eurovision Song Contest", | |
| "Verka Serduchka", | |
| "Loreen Talhaoui", | |
| "Cezar Ouatu, his opera falsetto voice, his lifting dress and his naked dancers", | |
| "Epic Sax Guy", | |
| "EUUUUUUPHOOOORIAAAA", | |
| "Not being Jedward", | |
| "Loreen's hammertime dance", | |
| "Lena Meyer-Landrut", | |
| "Helena Paparizou breathing a sigh of relief that she didn't win during the economic crisis", | |
| "Ruslana's vast array of animals she may or may not have slain with her bare hands", | |
| "Emmelie de Forest's big doe-eyed look", | |
| "ZELJKO YOU CHEAAAAAT", | |
| "Lordi's entire army of makeup artists", | |
| "Malena Ernman's massive arms", | |
| "The shock and anger you feel when your neighbour doesn't give you 12 points", | |
| "Showing you the Maiden Tower 15 times", | |
| "The ABBApocalypse", | |
| "Skeeter The Lurker", | |
| "Sick freaks who love foalcon", | |
| "Short Skirts and Explosions", | |
| "Sethisto", | |
| "The Conversion Bureau", | |
| "That jackass Silent Bob", | |
| "That jackass Aegis Shield", | |
| "Stallions with cunts", | |
| "RBDash47's latest blog post", | |
| "RainbowBob", | |
| "Ponycunt", | |
| "parasprite", | |
| "Rule 63", | |
| "Riffing", | |
| "Regidar", | |
| "Regidar, again, the little shit", | |
| "Twilight Sparkle, the ultimate Mary Sue", | |
| "Twilight Sparkle's massive, throbbing princesshood", | |
| "Twilacorn Autism", | |
| "Twilacorn", | |
| "Xenophilia", | |
| "Your bullshit OTP", | |
| "Twilight's Library", | |
| "Wanderer D", | |
| "The Mature Featured Box", | |
| "The Noble Jury", | |
| "The Featured Box", | |
| "The Great NSFW Purge Of 2013", | |
| "The Writer's Group", | |
| "Those doucheslurping Adsense assholes", | |
| "The Pony Fiction Vault, before it fucked off into the sunset", | |
| "The Train Wreck Explorers", | |
| "Fucking 502 errors", | |
| "Foalcon", | |
| "Goddamned crossover fics", | |
| "Fucking Anthro", | |
| "Horsedick", | |
| "Goddamned unnecessary futa", | |
| "Humanized", | |
| "Humancunt", | |
| "Dollhouse", | |
| "darf's corpse, Faust rest his soul", | |
| "Equestria Daily", | |
| "Eakin", | |
| "Fallout: Equestria", | |
| "Fallout: Equestria: Project Horizons", | |
| "Fillyfooler", | |
| "FelixDawn", | |
| "Mods", | |
| "More 502 errors, christ", | |
| "My Little Dashie, even though it's a piece of shit", | |
| "NSFW blogposts filled with guro and incest", | |
| "Nyx, the ultimate Mary Sue", | |
| "Obselescence", | |
| "On A Cross And An Arrow", | |
| "para's sweaty nutsack", | |
| "IJAB", | |
| "Kaidan", | |
| "knighty", | |
| "knighty's dribbling dick", | |
| "Lacinias", | |
| "Littlepip", | |
| "Mares with dicks", | |
| "Meeester", | |
| "An End of Ponies update", | |
| "Alicorn OCs", | |
| "Assholes who hate foalcon", | |
| "Another ball-greasing 502 error, for fuck's sake! Goddamnit!", | |
| "Columbine. Dear fucking Celestia, Columbine", | |
| "Cola's ass", | |
| "darf", | |
| "Crotch-tits", | |
| "Blackjack", | |
| "Big Macintosh's gaping, sloppy-wet boycunt", | |
| "Chuckward, before he was banned", | |
| "Bronies", | |
| "Your shitty OC", | |
| "Pacific Rim", | |
| "Reading the manual", | |
| "Fart science", | |
| "Sonic the Hedgehog", | |
| "Literally going to Hell", | |
| "A smaller, whiter dick", | |
| "A pretty epic poo", | |
| "A couch stinking of naked people", | |
| "A beautiful little moment", | |
| "An expensive rental costume", | |
| "A testicle examination", | |
| "Getting killed by a motherfucking paralyzed Taillow", | |
| "Getting horribly diarrhea'd on by an owl", | |
| "Getting fucking ganked", | |
| "Getting diddled again", | |
| "Goofy masturbating in the fields", | |
| "Goof Troop", | |
| "Getting violently sick at MAGfest", | |
| "Getting stuck on the ceiling for no explicable reason", | |
| "Game Grumps VS", | |
| "Game Grumps remixes", | |
| "Game feel", | |
| "FUCKING LEGO CARS!!?!", | |
| "Getting censored by a stampede of elephants", | |
| "GeorgLopez", | |
| "Garshstostoles", | |
| "Game Grumps", | |
| "The eyeless girl demographic", | |
| "Egofaptor", | |
| "Ending an episode on \"Heil Hitler!\"", | |
| "Fooling me three times", | |
| "Fuckin' Larry", | |
| "Fast-forwarding", | |
| "Fighting Iblis for the hundredth time", | |
| "Dixon", | |
| "Donkey-ass Kong", | |
| "Danny's crippling Skittles addiction", | |
| "Dipping your balls in the sand", | |
| "Eating the Holocaust", | |
| "Eating your peas", | |
| "Drakkhen's realistic fight sequences", | |
| "Drawing the line in the fucking sand", | |
| "Kirby", | |
| "Killing zombies by typing on a keyboard-gun", | |
| "Learning that your son is dead, but not caring because you didn't want him anyway", | |
| "Kitty Cat Dance Party", | |
| "Lightsaber Fightsaber", | |
| "Lemon and Bill", | |
| "Mediocrity, as a power", | |
| "Jacques", | |
| "It being no use", | |
| "Jon winning. AS USUAL", | |
| "JonTron", | |
| "Jon/Arin slash fiction", | |
| "Jon's soulful singing", | |
| "Js'keep goin'", | |
| "JonTron's musical theater voice", | |
| "Having a cough that lasts forever", | |
| "Helicopter tits", | |
| "Hepatitis Sea", | |
| "Hitting a Nightshade cartridge with Thor's Hammer only to break the hammer", | |
| "Homoerotic subtext between two grown men playing video games", | |
| "Ice hair", | |
| "Incriminating footage of Jon", | |
| "Insta-killing your partner with the Select button", | |
| "Grade A meat", | |
| "Grant Kirkhope", | |
| "Grant Kirkhope's knackers", | |
| "GREAT! GREAT! GREAT!", | |
| "Grep", | |
| "Grumping it", | |
| "Güf Troop", | |
| "Half the deal for twice the price!", | |
| "A Scottish bloke that talks too fast", | |
| "A replay from Barry", | |
| "A little dingle-dang", | |
| "A humanlike bat with tits", | |
| "...Metal Gear?!", | |
| "Cumfaggots", | |
| "Completely missing the tutorials and instructions", | |
| "Danny Sexbang", | |
| "Dan getting some action with one of Egoraptor's action figures", | |
| "Chu Chu Rocket", | |
| "Cheese pizza", | |
| "Comparing someone to a trainwreck", | |
| "Chulip", | |
| "Buying chicken fingers for homeless people", | |
| "Bumping butts", | |
| "Catharsis", | |
| "Carefully escorting Anna", | |
| "Breaking a basketball net's back board", | |
| "Borderline narcissism", | |
| "Brian / Frank / Steve / Willard / Jonathan / Michael IV / Michael III / Michael Jordan / Scott", | |
| "Breaking into song", | |
| "Barry's censorship noises", | |
| "Becoming a vegetarian, then becoming clinically depressed", | |
| "Being forced to replay the same section of the game over and over", | |
| "Birdemic", | |
| "Arin's big floppy penis", | |
| "Arin's dicksaber", | |
| "Arin's voice acting", | |
| "Barry Kramer", | |
| "Anne Frank doing a striptease", | |
| "Arin actually winning a Game Grumps VS", | |
| "Arin Hanson / Egoraptor", | |
| "A Sonic", | |
| "A whale making a seal noise", | |
| "Accidentally resetting a video game", | |
| "The realization that friendship is more important", | |
| "The rarest form of Arin having fun", | |
| "Tonguing up", | |
| "Three big feet of pleasure", | |
| "WAAAAAAAVE LAAAAZEEEEEEER", | |
| "Typing \"C D PLAYER\" and getting \"MODEL CAR.\"", | |
| "World Dick Barf Syndrome", | |
| "Walking around in my banana shoes", | |
| "Moundo", | |
| "MomTron", | |
| "Nazi von Killyou", | |
| "Naughty Bear", | |
| "Mike Tyson", | |
| "Mega Man", | |
| "Mister Mosquito", | |
| "Mispronouncing Duran Duran", | |
| "Not reading the game's instructions", | |
| "Not knowing the controls to Nickelodeon GUTS", | |
| "Obeying Protoman and burning down a forest", | |
| "Nixon", | |
| "Ninja Sex Party", | |
| "NOT FUCKING THIS!", | |
| "NO JON NO", | |
| "PONY.MOV", | |
| "Poopy butt", | |
| "Poppy Bros", | |
| "Princess Elise's octopus face", | |
| "Pause balls", | |
| "Pelistorm", | |
| "Playing a terrible game for more than a hundred episodes", | |
| "Playing slaps to break a tie", | |
| "RIDIN' ON CARS!!!", | |
| "Robots ordering cheese pizza", | |
| "Rocket. To the moon", | |
| "Rolling around at the speed of sound", | |
| "Punching a hole in a gingerbread house", | |
| "Queefing bombs out of your vagina", | |
| "Racial slurs", | |
| "Sneaking dirty British humour into an unassuming video game about a bear and a bird", | |
| "Silver the Hedgehog", | |
| "Signing and destroying a copy of Sonic '06", | |
| "Seven asses", | |
| "Sequelitis", | |
| "Screaming out Whitney Houston's \"I Will Always Love You\" in primal agony", | |
| "Rouge's gross bat face", | |
| "RubberRoss", | |
| "Staring at a menu while Ross stuffs his disgusting face with candy", | |
| "Stairfax Temperatures", | |
| "Spraying compressed air with a bittering agent in your face, and subsequently vomiting", | |
| "Spice World", | |
| "Sonic '06", | |
| "Solid Snake", | |
| "Snowboarding uphill", | |
| "Snow white shit", | |
| "Sucking blood from a Japanese girl's tits", | |
| "Suzy the Goose", | |
| "STRGG", | |
| "Struggling to fight Silver the Hedgehog", | |
| "Sticky sap", | |
| "Stretch Panic", | |
| "Stasis-ing the drill", | |
| "Steam Train", | |
| "The Higgs Boson", | |
| "The Knuckles wall glitch", | |
| "The Chinless Wonder", | |
| "The Goshdangodon", | |
| "The Awesome Series", | |
| "The band Egoraptor", | |
| "TENOUTTATEN", | |
| "That guy", | |
| "Jumanji", | |
| "Wards", | |
| "K-Pop", | |
| "Doing Gangnam Style at a funeral", | |
| "125% Reccomended Daily Allowance of cock", | |
| "PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIIIISSSSSSSS", | |
| "STEAL ALL THE FARM", | |
| "A 3am phone call", | |
| "Ezreal's hot sugary ass", | |
| "Build an Aegis!", | |
| "Wildturtle's vast range of emotions", | |
| "joseph gordon-Levitt wearing nothing but a kitten", | |
| "Barta not being sarcastic", | |
| "Golby's itchy testicles", | |
| "Surgery to move the male g-spot to the naval", | |
| "The Kirk vs Spock fight scene music", | |
| "Golby not jungling", | |
| "Feeling a fart pushing against your prostate", | |
| "I'm Batman. WHERE ARE THEY?!?", | |
| "Band Camp", | |
| "A Superman tattoo", | |
| "smoochy moochy", | |
| "Blanda Upp!", | |
| "Gary Glitter", | |
| "A nice guy", | |
| "Hestkuk", | |
| "bronze scrub", | |
| "My 6.3 KDA ratio", | |
| "Fucking tryhard", | |
| "Get on my level", | |
| "An undetermined but significant quantity of penis", | |
| "Those moments when you're bored and pucker your anus to a good beat", | |
| "The Shawk", | |
| "Confounding jerry at every turn", | |
| "They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!", | |
| "Taking the second and third blue buff", | |
| "Invisible stabwounds", | |
| "Barta's glorious hair", | |
| "BENCH ALL THE MOTHERS", | |
| "The Merchant Navy", | |
| "Extensive research by Trygve", | |
| "Lulu's double E", | |
| "A blurry picture", | |
| "Manny's epic laugh", | |
| "Clearly jealous", | |
| "The Trygvipedia", | |
| "Chak looking like Ross Kemp on a good day", | |
| "Teabagging a siamese midget while benchpressing a cybernetically enhanced bear", | |
| "From Primark", | |
| "A very tight vest from Primark", | |
| "Fisting a nun", | |
| "Mother's debit card", | |
| "Benchpressing", | |
| "The Golbies: like the jitters but with a concern towards stabbings", | |
| "That Kevin Golby", | |
| "Kevin Golby", | |
| "Golby", | |
| "Drilling", | |
| "Grandiosa", | |
| "Norwegian Oil", | |
| "The Chuckle Brothers at their mother's funeral", | |
| "Handicapped people on Takeshi's Castle", | |
| "A cardboard cutout of Jennifer Lawrence", | |
| "An arsehole like a wellington top", | |
| "A Wanksock", | |
| "BORK", | |
| "Emma Watson dressed as a crab dancing to K-Pop", | |
| "Gotfried's voice", | |
| "Robert Pattinson with Freddy Mercury's moustache and Gilbert", | |
| "Frozen Heart Ashe", | |
| "Yorick Ult on Anivia Egg", | |
| "Chak making a sandwich", | |
| "Jealous", | |
| "50 Shades of Gay", | |
| "Maple Bourbon Bacon Jam", | |
| "Dryhumping", | |
| "Gilbert Gotfried", | |
| "PENTAFAIL!", | |
| "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter", | |
| "Phreak staring at you and never blinking", | |
| "Tons of Damage", | |
| "Questioning my sexuality", | |
| "Deman making a racist pun", | |
| "David", | |
| "A healthy dose of Vitamin Cock and Vitamin Dick", | |
| "Jamiroquai", | |
| "When Aunt Erma visits", | |
| "THE HAWK!", | |
| "Chak's bald spot", | |
| "A corgi", | |
| "a corgi dressed as a viking", | |
| "A corgi wearing a sailor moon outfit", | |
| "A corgi wearing a hat", | |
| "CACAW!", | |
| "Meowing Ride of the Valkyries during intercourse", | |
| "Because Froggen did it", | |
| "XPEKE!", | |
| "MY HORSE IS AMAZING", | |
| "LOOK AT MY HORSE", | |
| "Black people's nostrils", | |
| "BAWNJOURNO", | |
| "Fuck you, I do what I want", | |
| "FUCK YOU, I'M SPIDERMAN!", | |
| "Santa Christ", | |
| "Getting mauled by a mountain lion AND a grizzly bear at the same time", | |
| "Glenn Beck being torn apart by zombies", | |
| "Going full retard", | |
| "Ham?", | |
| "Being frozen today", | |
| "Bees. My God", | |
| "Chuck Norris", | |
| "My mom", | |
| "My penis catching fire", | |
| "Bees!", | |
| "A killer rabbit", | |
| "Your mom", | |
| "A tiny white dick", | |
| "A zombie fisherman", | |
| "An awkward slash fic between The Nostalgia Critic and The Angry Video Game Nerd", | |
| "An obscure reference only two people will get", | |
| "Anal tearing", | |
| "Stick figure porn", | |
| "The elephant in the room", | |
| "The Angry Video Game Nerd", | |
| "The Nostalgia Critic", | |
| "The Power Glove", | |
| "A bird fucking a horse", | |
| "A Big Lipped Alligator Moment", | |
| "Time travel", | |
| "A baseball to the nuts", | |
| "Surprise blowjobs", | |
| "Space Core", | |
| "Oancitizen", | |
| "Nun fuckery", | |
| "Newborn porn", | |
| "Nash's long, long hair", | |
| "Poop, as a plan", | |
| "Phelous making love to his Turtles collection", | |
| "Having sex at a screening of Mr. Popper's Penguins", | |
| "Over-intrusive fanboys", | |
| "Radio Dead Air", | |
| "Putting sexy pantyhose on your dog", | |
| "PushingUpRoses' bird tattoos", | |
| "Punching your foe in the stomach and screaming \"I AM A MAN!\"", | |
| "Requesting John Cage's \"4'33\" on Radio Dead Air", | |
| "Reading the comments", | |
| "Reading fan fiction on a live stream", | |
| "Rapidly pounding themselves in the face with a hammer", | |
| "Rule 34 of Linkara and a lamp", | |
| "Sad Panda", | |
| "Reviewer dibs", | |
| "Robotic sex slaves that are made to feel sadness", | |
| "Sci-Fi Guy's ponytail", | |
| "Sharkleberry Finn-flavored Kool-Aid", | |
| "Santa Christ's raging boner", | |
| "Smoking kittens", | |
| "Snowdicking", | |
| "Shooting colored corn syrup up your nose", | |
| "Slightly creepy comments about Tara's hair", | |
| "Space Guy", | |
| "Spoony's fans", | |
| "Snowflame, feeling no pain", | |
| "Sodomizing a loved one with a baseball bat", | |
| "Hippo Queen Tara", | |
| "A legion of spiders", | |
| "Hitler without the mustache", | |
| "I AM A MAN!", | |
| "Humping a can of trash", | |
| "JewWario's solar penis", | |
| "Invading a micronation in Nevada and making it your own", | |
| "Kitler", | |
| "Kickassia", | |
| "Linkara's 'special' comic books", | |
| "Kyle humping a trashcan", | |
| "Literally drinking bottled fangirl tears", | |
| "Linkara's hat", | |
| "Luke's curly hair", | |
| "LordKaT's used nipple tassles", | |
| "Lupa's brand of hair dye", | |
| "Ma-Ti being castrated and having his balls shipped to Oancitizen in the mail by Diamanda Hagan", | |
| "Magical fairy sex", | |
| "Making angry love to a DVD copy of \"Neverending Story III\"", | |
| "Mako", | |
| "Malachite's Hand", | |
| "Maven's secret sparkling vampire dildo", | |
| "Melvin, brother of the Joker", | |
| "Naked crazy", | |
| "Nash breaking his ass", | |
| "Nash dressed in drag", | |
| "Nash in a gimp suit", | |
| "Nash popping a blood vessel over Florida", | |
| "Nash", | |
| "Whatever the hell Barfiesta was supposed to be", | |
| "Welshy", | |
| "Vigorously shagging your sister while holding a mug of warm tea", | |
| "Using your underwear to shoplift raw meat from your local Wal-Mart", | |
| "Using Crystal Pepsi as a substitute for lube", | |
| "Todd's unmasked visage", | |
| "Timing", | |
| "ALL THE COCAINE!!!", | |
| "A plushie cybermat", | |
| "A Linkara cameo", | |
| "90's Kid's comic collection", | |
| "Zodan The Unbouncable", | |
| "Yet another Thunderdome reference", | |
| "Linkara's fangirl support group", | |
| "Linkara's magic gun", | |
| "Linkara stalking Gail Simone on Twitter", | |
| "Linkara's cybermat invasion force", | |
| "Killing clowns", | |
| "Linkara crying in his Gatorade made of cybermat tears", | |
| "Harvey Finevoice's fine voice", | |
| "Superboy Prime", | |
| "The Entity", | |
| "Reviews of $20 lamps", | |
| "Rob Liefeld", | |
| "Marzkara fanfiction", | |
| "Mechakara's phallic drill", | |
| "Linkara's masculine arms", | |
| "MAGfest", | |
| "SYMBOLISM!", | |
| "Suggestively eating a banana at the sight of David Bowie", | |
| "That Aussie Guy", | |
| "Taking someone by the shoulders, throwing them on the bed and riding them like a stallion", | |
| "Storing your dead friend's ashes into a Quaker Oats can", | |
| "Stickboy", | |
| "THE COCK", | |
| "The Cinema Snob Movie DVD", | |
| "The Continuity Alarm", | |
| "That one guy with snails", | |
| "That goddamned Colossus roar", | |
| "The Blockbuster Buster", | |
| "The pig fucking movie", | |
| "The plot hole", | |
| "The Film Renegado", | |
| "The five months when the Nostalgia Critic was dead", | |
| "The LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!", | |
| "The Makeover Fairy", | |
| "The Wunder Boner", | |
| "This fecal matter you call \"Fluttershy\"", | |
| "Throwing a Baby Tumbles Surprise down a staircase", | |
| "The RDA drinking game", | |
| "The RDA IRC channel", | |
| "The Spocker", | |
| "The TGWTG site redesign", | |
| "ROCKET PUNCH!", | |
| "The Gooby Curse", | |
| "Sad Panda's lanky, manly chest", | |
| "ANCIENT EGYPT!", | |
| "Ripping off part of your penis", | |
| "A legion of mechawolves", | |
| "ROCKET BOOTS!", | |
| "Linkara's futon", | |
| "Sex, violence, and Daffy Duck screaming", | |
| "An elevator party", | |
| "Shouting \"FUS-RO-DAH!\" at a puppy", | |
| "Pants that need to be darkened", | |
| "Sage's \"RAPE!\" face", | |
| "An obligatory cameo", | |
| "Sean", | |
| "Dodger of Zion", | |
| "Snowflame's cocaine flavored popsicles", | |
| "Black Lantern Spoony", | |
| "Snowflame's fuzzy slippers", | |
| "The Trousers Cosmic", | |
| "Smarty", | |
| "Ven Gethenian", | |
| "Smarty's special bag of AIDS", | |
| "That Sci-Fi Guy", | |
| "Angrily eating lettuce", | |
| "Tara's tramautic childhood stories", | |
| "Mary Sewage", | |
| "Nash's folksy, velvety voice", | |
| "Stealing money off dead wolves", | |
| "Australia, Florida of the Pacific", | |
| "Nash, dressed as The Undertaker", | |
| "Moarte", | |
| "MikeJ", | |
| "Mexican Spider-Man", | |
| "Nella's cleavage Altoids", | |
| "Nella", | |
| "Nash, making train sounds in a bathtub", | |
| "Nash, making \"vroom vroom\" noises", | |
| "Paw's soul patch", | |
| "Paw", | |
| "Enoby Dark'ness Dementia Raven TARA Way", | |
| "Obelisk Blue Linkara", | |
| "Only being on the site because of the influence of famous acquaintences", | |
| "Not reading the FAQ", | |
| "Rachel Tietz, trying to Kill the Nostalgia Critic", | |
| "Pol Pot pies", | |
| "Playing TGWTG Cards Against Humanity at stupid o'clock", | |
| "Penis whiskers", | |
| "Using a frontloader to steal deodorant", | |
| "Chester A. Bum", | |
| "Using donation money for weed", | |
| "Ask That Guy With The Glasses", | |
| "Vangelus", | |
| "Dominic the Bartender", | |
| "Ven's voice, a gift from the fairies", | |
| "Obscurus Lupa", | |
| "Zeo Linkara", | |
| "ChaosD1", | |
| "Skitch", | |
| "Y Ruler Of Time", | |
| "Linkara", | |
| "The legendary MAGFest orgy", | |
| "The most important job, reviewing a crappy comic book", | |
| "The next History of Power Rangers", | |
| "Youngblood's disease", | |
| "Twin clones of Hitler", | |
| "Angry Joe", | |
| "Marzgurl", | |
| "The Adventures of Horsemeat and the Placenta #1", | |
| "Phelous", | |
| "That Dude In The Suede", | |
| "PhelousD1", | |
| "The Channel Awesome satellite", | |
| "Iron Liz", | |
| "The Amazing Bulk", | |
| "Filmbrain", | |
| "The Last Angry Geek", | |
| "Zodd", | |
| "The Hippo Lantern Corps", | |
| "Malachite", | |
| "The Nostalgia Ranger", | |
| "PhilBuni", | |
| "The Longbox of the Damned", | |
| "The Executor", | |
| "The thick, muscular arms of ChaosD1", | |
| "Lord Vyce", | |
| "The Rap Critic", | |
| "Mechakara", | |
| "The Wal-Mart", | |
| "Corporate Commander", | |
| "The Uncanny Valley", | |
| "90's Kid", | |
| "Todd trolling Chris Brown on Twitter", | |
| "A demonic Teddy Ruxpin doll", | |
| "Todd in the Shadows", | |
| "JewWario", | |
| "Turtle", | |
| "Luke's inners", | |
| "Tommy Wiseau", | |
| "Luke", | |
| "Comicron One", | |
| "CR", | |
| "Bruno Matei", | |
| "Butchered Dutch", | |
| "Blip", | |
| "Brad, drinking a Turkey-flavored Jones Soda", | |
| "Bennett the Sage", | |
| "Big Butter Jesus", | |
| "Dodging blowjobs", | |
| "Dr. Tease & Dr. Block", | |
| "Disturbing comments in the RDA chat", | |
| "Dodger's ban chain", | |
| "Derek the Bard", | |
| "Derek the Bard's hat", | |
| "Cynthia Rothrock", | |
| "DEATH FROM ABOOOOOVE!!!", | |
| "Another goddamn PhilBuni Vine", | |
| "Another fucking Iron Liz pun", | |
| "Angry Joe's raging boner", | |
| "Angry Joe dancing in a squid suit", | |
| "An unhinged Oancitizen rolling towards the sea", | |
| "An impassioned plea for understanding", | |
| "An existential crisis over internet reviews", | |
| "An evangelizing minion", | |
| "Being awkward around your favorite reviewer", | |
| "Becoming possessed and insulting your colleague", | |
| "Because...hippos", | |
| "Ashens", | |
| "Ashens taking a blowtorch to a crappy toy", | |
| "Arlo the Orc", | |
| "Arlo P. Arlo", | |
| "Aplos, or Steve, the Wizard", | |
| "Kung Tai Ted", | |
| "Kyle playing GTA while drunk", | |
| "Kyle's \"unicorns.\"", | |
| "Laura, the Fender Stratocaster Goddess", | |
| "Il Neige in a freakishly accurate Film Brain costume", | |
| "Jaeris, the Gunslinger", | |
| "Joe Quesada", | |
| "Kali", | |
| "Linkara's massive ego", | |
| "Little Pluckies Ninja Protects", | |
| "Luke Mochrie's trust fund", | |
| "Maven of ze Eventide", | |
| "Linkara lying naked on his futon, playing with a Cybermat", | |
| "Linkara, dressed as the Green Ranger", | |
| "Linkara, dropping an F-Bomb", | |
| "Linkara, sexily eating a salad", | |
| "Evilina's monstrous visage", | |
| "Evilina", | |
| "Film Brain's hair", | |
| "Film Brain, dressed tastefully in fashionable clothing", | |
| "Dump cards", | |
| "Dragging Oancitizen back home from a wild night of partying", | |
| "Eating the flesh of your foes while howling at the moon", | |
| "E Rod's smooth, smooth dance skills", | |
| "Harmony Korine", | |
| "Haganistan", | |
| "Holly", | |
| "HIPPOS!", | |
| "Forcing an NPC to haul your crap", | |
| "Film Renegado creaming himself over Pacific Rim", | |
| "Gargoyle Cat", | |
| "Fuckstick the Magic Dragon", | |
| "A half-naked, fencing JewWario", | |
| "A hand-basket of lobsters", | |
| "A FUCKING PONCHO!", | |
| "A giant go-fuck-yourself spider", | |
| "A DMCA takedown notice", | |
| "A fan artist", | |
| "A Cybermat in a bow tie", | |
| "A delicious fried chicken holocaust", | |
| "A Brad Jones impersonation", | |
| "A crossover", | |
| "80's Dan", | |
| "A Blip ad for the most embarrassing reality show ever", | |
| "liveshot", | |
| "8-Bit Mickey on an unstoppable merry-go-round", | |
| "An electronic cigarette that resembles a Sonic Screwdriver", | |
| "Ambiguously nude Linkara", | |
| "A very serious hat", | |
| "A tauntaun puppy", | |
| "A strip-tease from the Nostalgia Critic", | |
| "A squadron of line-dancing hippos", | |
| "A squadron of attack Corgis", | |
| "A speeding NERF dart to the junk", | |
| "A smoking, muscled ice cream cone shooting guns and eye lasers", | |
| "A Serbian Film", | |
| "A REALLY big hoopla about nothing", | |
| "A poorly made knockoff action figure", | |
| "A plushie TARDIS", | |
| "A pink tutu", | |
| "A pile of skulls", | |
| "A Mr. T Trading Card", | |
| "Diamanda's copy of Cockhammer", | |
| "Diamanda Hagan's sexbot", | |
| "Dogs wearing pantyhose", | |
| "Disney's Anne Frank", | |
| "A douchequake", | |
| "Dolphin rape", | |
| "Dr. Wiki", | |
| "Dr. Insano", | |
| "Ferdinand Von Turrell", | |
| "Explosively masturbating with Malachite's Hand", | |
| "Finding out that \"it's not Pop Tarts!\"", | |
| "Film Brain's lovely accent", | |
| "Florida", | |
| "Firing a blue shell at the opposing house ship", | |
| "Flying sex snakes in monocles and bow ties", | |
| "Florida Man", | |
| "Fort Super-Awesome", | |
| "FOUR HOURS?!", | |
| "Frying the Coke", | |
| "Fuck yeah, SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE!", | |
| "Fucking bubbles", | |
| "Getting buggered by a giant hamster", | |
| "Going through the effort to build a wall in your back yard just to bash your head into it over and over again", | |
| "Gooby", | |
| "Hagan's dictator tendencies", | |
| "Hagan's make up artist", | |
| "Hagan's masturbating minion", | |
| "Ash and Checkers", | |
| "Ash", | |
| "Angrily playing piano", | |
| "Andrew Dickman", | |
| "Awkward pity sex with a sparkly teenage Cthulu", | |
| "Ass demons", | |
| "ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS", | |
| "Ask That Guy raped by Ma-Ti live", | |
| "Because there's nothing sexy at the Wal-Mart", | |
| "Because the Kool-Aid Man is red", | |
| "Because no one wants to see your dick", | |
| "Bath salts", | |
| "BETRAYAL!", | |
| "Beppo the Invisible Monkey", | |
| "Breaking someone's spine by fucking", | |
| "Carl Copenhagen", | |
| "Big Jim Slade", | |
| "Blockbuster Buster busting a nut", | |
| "Confusing The Last Angry Geek and Linkara", | |
| "CR's collection of My Little Pony pins", | |
| "Casper", | |
| "Nash's creepy face", | |
| "Crying your eyes out at a bunch of online reviewers", | |
| "Creepy fans at cons buying expensive stuff for MarzGurl", | |
| "Creepy guys in the RDA chat hitting on Tara", | |
| "David Bowie's package", | |
| "Diamanda Hagan", | |
| "Crystal Pepsi®", | |
| "Dark Nella", | |
| "A Crystal Pepsi®-flavored enema", | |
| "A congregation of bums", | |
| "A doppelganger in black leather with a sword", | |
| "A disembodied orgasm hippo", | |
| "A car landing on a roof", | |
| "A bootleg ninja turtle action figure possessed by Satan", | |
| "A Chia-Child", | |
| "A case of disappearing bears", | |
| "A misguided Tumblr activism campaign", | |
| "A mexican car wash", | |
| "A naked rampage", | |
| "A mobile meth lab in your pants", | |
| "A greased-up meth guy", | |
| "A drugged Oancitizen in a schoolgirl outfit", | |
| "A guest appearance by Giovanni Jones, the talking lobster", | |
| "A talking snail in a suit", | |
| "A titanic, undead, six-headed space dragon spewing bubbles", | |
| "A novelty slot machine", | |
| "A Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster", | |
| "A poorly-written ugly mess", | |
| "A really pimped out DeLorean", | |
| "An autoclitorodectomy", | |
| "Accidentally punching your cohost in the face", | |
| "ALL OF THE DICKS", | |
| "Almost dying at Sesame Street", | |
| "An art film Kyle's reviewed", | |
| "A Blip check", | |
| "A big long pink ding dong penis", | |
| "A bat credit card", | |
| "A secret goat porn stash", | |
| "A Strider sandwich", | |
| "Stealing Tavros's wheelchair", | |
| "The Sufferer/The Signless", | |
| "Stridercest", | |
| "Species-swap fanfics", | |
| "Soul portraits", | |
| "Staying up to three AM, cleaning the grey off every surface of your hotel room in a desperate bid to not get fined", | |
| "Spidermom", | |
| "Tavros Nitram", | |
| "TAB", | |
| "Telling Sollux what happens to male bees after sex", | |
| "Tavros's wheelchair", | |
| "The Summoner", | |
| "Sugoi Yuri", | |
| "sweet bro and hell jeff", | |
| "The sweat-drenched, rippling muscles of several truly majestically endowed hoofbeasts", | |
| "Skipping to Act 5", | |
| "The slammer", | |
| "A slaughtered sperm whale", | |
| "Sleeping ten people to a room at conventions", | |
| "Shitty swords", | |
| "Shopping with Terezi", | |
| "Sick fires", | |
| "The significant purposes, biologically speaking, of troll nipples", | |
| "Sollux Captor", | |
| "Alternian fine art", | |
| "Sollux's bifurcated bone bulge", | |
| "Alternian rainbow-drinker romance novels", | |
| "Sopor pies", | |
| "Accidentally touching Gamze's enormous codpiece", | |
| "SORD", | |
| "An acrobatic fucking pirouette", | |
| "Sloppy inter-species makeouts", | |
| "\"Apple Juice.\"", | |
| "A smuppet in Dirk's pants", | |
| "The 7th Gate", | |
| "Smuppets", | |
| "... . .-. . -. .. - -.-- (Serenity)", | |
| "Sobbing uncontrollably while reading fanfiction", | |
| "Rails with pails", | |
| "Vodka Mutini", | |
| "Viceroy Bubbles von Salamancer", | |
| "UPS delivery woman Nepeta", | |
| "UPD8!!!!!!!!", | |
| "Unreal air", | |
| "Tumblr", | |
| "Tumblr user Pizza", | |
| "Tumblr user Egberts", | |
| "When your favorite character dies", | |
| "What pumpkin?", | |
| "Warhammer of Zillyhoo", | |
| "A VrisKan waffle", | |
| "Vriska's SEXY sex tips for having SEXY SEX!", | |
| "Vriska Serket", | |
| "Vriska dying after being stabbed by Terezi", | |
| "Vodka", | |
| "That wonderful feeling when you take off your binder", | |
| "The \"special attachments\" we ALL know that Equius gave to AradiaBot", | |
| "That human vacation with the giant red chimney-ass-hole", | |
| "That shitty apple", | |
| "Terezi Pyrope", | |
| "That dead crow with the sword through it", | |
| "Tentabulges", | |
| "Tentative thank-you stabs", | |
| "Trolls misunderstanding what \"Bucket List\" means", | |
| "Tumblr spoilers", | |
| "Troll horns", | |
| "Troll Will Smith", | |
| "Triggers", | |
| "Troll blood", | |
| "Toilet displacement", | |
| "Topping from the bottom", | |
| "where MAKING THIS HAPEN", | |
| "Willingly filling buckets with Eridan", | |
| "World building!", | |
| "The Wrinklefucker", | |
| "Your 300 pound matronly freight-train", | |
| "Your lusus giving you \"The Talk.\"", | |
| "Your Mary Sue fantroll", | |
| "Your privilege", | |
| "Your significant other coming home and finding you in full grey cosplay", | |
| "Beating the shit out of Terezi", | |
| "Jake English standing there like a fucking idiot", | |
| "Falling into a pool of lava", | |
| "Rufio", | |
| "Rufioh Nitram", | |
| "Sacred leggings", | |
| "SBAHJ hentai doujinshi", | |
| "Rose Lalonde", | |
| "Rose telling John she's a lesbian and they will never be together", | |
| "Rose's review of \"My Immortal.\"", | |
| "Roxy Lalonde", | |
| "Shipping it", | |
| "The Shipping Olympics", | |
| "Shipping the fuck out of something", | |
| "Ships ending in -cest", | |
| "Schrödinger's Nepeta", | |
| "SCIENCE WAND!", | |
| "Seadweller dick fins", | |
| "Shippers", | |
| "Plush rump", | |
| "Plush Rump Magazine", | |
| "Porrim's condom stash", | |
| "Porrim Maryam", | |
| "Paradox slime", | |
| "PantsKat", | |
| "PipeFan413", | |
| "Petstuck", | |
| "Recuperacoon", | |
| "A rapist cuttlefish", | |
| "Rose and Kanaya snuggling", | |
| "The ridiculous fact that some people communicate without luminous rear ends", | |
| "Post-apocalyptic shroudwear", | |
| "Porrim's motherly affections", | |
| "The Psiionic", | |
| "Problem Sleuth", | |
| "Never being able to look at apple juice, milk, buckets, or knitting needles without feeling a little bit uncormfortable", | |
| "Never dating a Serket", | |
| "Nepeta's heat cycle", | |
| "Nepeta's shipping chart", | |
| "Neophyte Redglare", | |
| "Nepeta Leijon", | |
| "My Little Hoofbeast: Moirailigence Is Magic", | |
| "Nektan Whelan", | |
| "Overtaking entire conventions", | |
| "A painting of a horse attacking a football player", | |
| "Only cosplaying male characters when you get pregnant", | |
| "The Orphaner Dualscar", | |
| "Noping the fuck out of there", | |
| "Not shipping it", | |
| "Nic Cage saying \"boner.\"", | |
| "A Nicolas Cage body pillow", | |
| "Mierfa Durgas' troll-horn nunchakus", | |
| "Mierfa Durgas", | |
| "The Midnight Crew", | |
| "Meulin Leijon", | |
| "The mere concept of the Olive Garden", | |
| "Meenah Piexes", | |
| "The Mayor", | |
| "Maxing out your credit cards to buy Homestuck merchandise", | |
| "Muscle beasts", | |
| "Murdering angels", | |
| "MS Paint Adventures", | |
| "Mom", | |
| "Mituna Captor", | |
| "Mister Dude, Sir Brah, Dood Dude, Vitamin D, Dude Esquire", | |
| "Mind honey", | |
| "A mighty wwizard of wwhite science", | |
| "Liberty. Reason. Justice. Civility. Edification. Perfection. MAIL", | |
| "Lil' Cal's dead eyes", | |
| "Lil' Cal", | |
| "Lil' Cal's raging boner", | |
| "Lil' Hal", | |
| "Lil' Seb", | |
| "Little children who poop hard in their baby ass diapers", | |
| "The little red arm-swingy-dealy thing or whatever it is called", | |
| "Lord English", | |
| "Lord English's peg leg", | |
| "Lucky Charms", | |
| "Maid Equius", | |
| "Maple Hoof", | |
| "March Eridan", | |
| "The Marquise Spinneret Mindfang", | |
| "Masturbating while thinking of your OTP", | |
| "Kanaya's chainsaw", | |
| "Kanaya's ashen promiscuity", | |
| "Karkat actually topping, for once", | |
| "Kankri Vantas", | |
| "Karkat dying of a burst blood vessel mid-rant", | |
| "Karkat and Jade's adorable little of mpreg puppies", | |
| "Karkat Tantrum Bingo", | |
| "Karkat going through puberty before every other troll and being, like, nine feet tall", | |
| "Karkat's ragegasm", | |
| "Karkat Vantas", | |
| "Kurloz Makara", | |
| "Kawaii Yaoi", | |
| "Latula Pyrope", | |
| "Lame bucket jokes", | |
| "Leprechaun m-preg", | |
| "Laying back and thinking of Alternia", | |
| "The Insane Clown Posse", | |
| "Jade Harley", | |
| "Hussie constantly breaking copyright", | |
| "Hussie jacking it to our tears of anguish", | |
| "Jake English", | |
| "Jake English's assless chaps", | |
| "Jade's dog penis and knot", | |
| "Jailbreak", | |
| "Jane Crocker", | |
| "John Egbert", | |
| "Jake English's choice ass", | |
| "Jake English's manhood", | |
| "Kanaya destroying Cantown", | |
| "Kanaya Maryam", | |
| "John's Prankster's Gambit", | |
| "Just KNOWING that Slick is going to stab Ms. Paint", | |
| "Her Imperious Condescenscion", | |
| "Hemostuck", | |
| "The hemospectrum", | |
| "Hellmurder Island", | |
| "The Homestuck drinking game (do a shot every time someone dies!)", | |
| "Homesmut Voices", | |
| "The Hilarocaust", | |
| "Her Imperious Condescension's royal butt-plug collection", | |
| "HONK HONK, MOTHER FUCKER", | |
| "Homosuck", | |
| "Homestuck", | |
| "Homestuck stealing all the fans from Hetalia and then subsequently watching all its fans leave for OFF and Danganronpa", | |
| "Hussie constantly breaking copyright and then telling his fans to not break his copyright", | |
| "Hunk Rump Magazine", | |
| "Horuss Zahhak", | |
| "Horsearoni", | |
| "The Handmaid", | |
| "The guy who fingered an Ampora", | |
| "Having STRONG surprise buttsex", | |
| "Hateclown on the side", | |
| "Grimbark Jade", | |
| "The green sun", | |
| "Gross misinterpretations of your favorite character", | |
| "Groincobblers", | |
| "The Grand Highblood", | |
| "Going to the bark side", | |
| "The Great Hiatus of 2013", | |
| "Grandpa Harley/Grandma English", | |
| "Geromy", | |
| "gAmZeE'S pOtIoNs: 420 bOoNbUcKs", | |
| "The glory that is BroJohn", | |
| "Gl'bgolyb. AKA Feferi's fucking lusus", | |
| "Flipping the fuck out", | |
| "Game Bro Magazine", | |
| "Gamzee Makara", | |
| "Gamzee's clown horns", | |
| "Filling all of your quadrants", | |
| "Finding grey paint on your bathroom door three weeks after the last meetup", | |
| "A five minute video of Cronus giving Kankri a blowjob", | |
| "Flighty broads", | |
| "Feferi Peixes", | |
| "The Felt", | |
| "Fiduspawn", | |
| "Fifty fucking Nepetas", | |
| "Eridan's upper half", | |
| "The Exiles", | |
| "Fat Vriska", | |
| "Faygo", | |
| "Eridan's lowwer half", | |
| "Eridan's empty quadrants", | |
| "Eridan's cape", | |
| "Eridan stripping to make rent", | |
| "Eridan crying after pailing Vriska for the first time", | |
| "Eridan Ampora", | |
| "Equius's used towel pile", | |
| "Equius's towel", | |
| "Equius's copy of \"Fifty Shades of Neigh.\"", | |
| "Equius's choice ass", | |
| "Equius Zahhak", | |
| "Elf tears", | |
| "The E%ecutor/Expatri8 Darkleer", | |
| "Drawing pornography for Caliborn", | |
| "A dominant Kankri", | |
| "The Dolorosa", | |
| "Discovering Sollux is red-blue colorblind", | |
| "Doc Scratch", | |
| "Dirk's self-insert MLP fan character", | |
| "The Disciple", | |
| "The Dildo of Oglogoth", | |
| "Dirk Strider", | |
| "Destroying clocks", | |
| "Developing a deep fear of the sound of clown horns after becoming a Homestuck", | |
| "Dave's throbbing beef truncheon", | |
| "A dead Ms. Paint", | |
| "Dating exclusively within the fandom", | |
| "Dave Strider", | |
| "Damara Megido's existence", | |
| "Dante Basco", | |
| "Damara Megido wearing white at her wedding", | |
| "Damara Megido", | |
| "Cosplayers who don't seal their paint", | |
| "Cosplayers who do photo shoots in bondage (God bless them)", | |
| "Creative uses for Aradia's whip", | |
| "Crabdad", | |
| "Dad Egbert/Dad Crocker", | |
| "Cronus Ampora", | |
| "Dad's fedora", | |
| "Dad's pipe", | |
| "Cod Palace", | |
| "Cliched JohnKat fanfiction", | |
| "Communism!", | |
| "Cod Tier Gamzee", | |
| "The Condesce's selfies", | |
| "The Condesce's crotch", | |
| "Cosplay sex", | |
| "Constantly breaking Hussie's copyright", | |
| "Carlos Maraka", | |
| "Casey", | |
| "Centaur milk", | |
| "Charging down halls, shouting profanities and being silly", | |
| "Cherub m-preg", | |
| "Cherub mating rituals", | |
| "Chest of WHIMSY", | |
| "A chip in your heart that forces you to love", | |
| "Butler Island", | |
| "C4NDY R3D BLOOD >:]", | |
| "Caledscratch", | |
| "Caliborn", | |
| "Caliginous speed dating", | |
| "Calliope", | |
| "Can Town", | |
| "Cards Against Alternia", | |
| "Bro", | |
| "Bro and Dave banging while Rose watches", | |
| "Blackrom orgies", | |
| "BL1ND JUST1C3", | |
| "A bull penis cane", | |
| "BUCKETS", | |
| "Bro's death", | |
| "Bro's rapping ventriloquism act", | |
| "Being in a relationship with a non-Homestuck", | |
| "Being fuck deep in meowcats", | |
| "Becoming Tumblr famous", | |
| "Bec Noir", | |
| "Binge reading every fanfiction for a pairing and then hating yourself a little bit", | |
| "BETTY FUCKING CROCKER", | |
| "Being the other guy", | |
| "Being locked in a Prospitian prison", | |
| "Arguing over troll sexuality", | |
| "ARquiusprite's muscles", | |
| "Aranea Serket", | |
| "Aranea's exposition stand", | |
| "Baby Dave", | |
| "Bard Quest", | |
| "Arthour the lusus", | |
| "AVATAR", | |
| "The animes", | |
| "Anonymous Soporifics Support", | |
| "Andrew Hussie", | |
| "Andrew Hussie's lips", | |
| "Aradia Megido", | |
| "Aradia's charred, rotting corpse", | |
| "Apple Juice", | |
| "Aradia Bot", | |
| "Ewoks", | |
| "#SOCKS", | |
| "OP Delivers", | |
| "Expelliarmus!", | |
| "Hagrid", | |
| "Buckbeak", | |
| "Luke Skywalker making out with his sister, Leia", | |
| "Sonic Screwdriver", | |
| "Chak's homemade maple bacon jam", | |
| "Moisturize me", | |
| "Mummy", | |
| "Demonstrating how to properly put on a condom using a cucumber as substitute for a penis", | |
| "Katie the Cock Cozy", | |
| "NobodySaysThis", | |
| "Nargles", | |
| "Annie's boobs", | |
| "An overpriced cup of coffee", | |
| "This was a grave mistake", | |
| "ANUSTART", | |
| "Imgurgiraffe", | |
| "Edward Macaroni Fork", | |
| "Lechuga", | |
| "Not since the accident", | |
| "Theon Greyjoy's dismembered member", | |
| "Ass", | |
| "Erotic fiction featuring Snape and Hermione", | |
| "Bacon", | |
| "Potato", | |
| "Tard", | |
| "Nevernudes", | |
| "STEVE HOLT", | |
| "Cousin Maeby", | |
| "BAZINGA!", | |
| "Troy and Abed", | |
| "MOON MOON", | |
| "Juan", | |
| "Sir Patrick Stewart", | |
| "Banana", | |
| "Read me 10 for all coffee", | |
| "Oh look! A cat!", | |
| "I am not a clever man", | |
| "Tesla", | |
| "Jon Snow", | |
| "11", | |
| "BOOM! Pregnant", | |
| "9", | |
| "10", | |
| "Nathan Fillion", | |
| "Felica Day", | |
| "Badger badger badger badger badger..", | |
| "Candy Mountain", | |
| "Pewdiepie", | |
| "Black Mesa", | |
| "Linux", | |
| "Unix", | |
| "My ANUS is bleeding!", | |
| "My spoon is too big", | |
| "Godwin's law", | |
| "Nope! Chuck Testa", | |
| "Pedo-bear", | |
| "Honey badger", | |
| "Morgan Freeman", | |
| "Inconceivable!!", | |
| "The Holy Grail", | |
| "Camelot", | |
| "The machine that goes \"Ping!\"", | |
| "A herring!", | |
| "Groovy", | |
| "A shrubbery!", | |
| "The Necronomiconexmortis", | |
| "We're coming to get you, Barbara!", | |
| "My boomstick", | |
| "S-Mart", | |
| "Good Ash", | |
| "Evil Ash", | |
| "A REALLY cool cape and tights", | |
| "Content", | |
| "Pissing in the suit", | |
| "Getting caught between Green Lantern creating an anvil and Sinestro creating a hammer", | |
| "Getting caught in Spiderman's sticky, sticky... web", | |
| "Outrunning The Flash!", | |
| "The Batmobile!", | |
| "Being tied up with Wonder Woman's Magic Lasso", | |
| "SHAZAM!", | |
| "The Tick", | |
| "Wonder Woman's invisible chopper", | |
| "Wood for sheep", | |
| "All your base", | |
| "An arrow to the knee", | |
| "GLaDOS's cake recipe", | |
| "Head Crabs", | |
| "Gordon Freeman", | |
| "The Umbrella Corporation", | |
| "A bigger, blacker deck", | |
| "The Necronomicon", | |
| "Fruit flies", | |
| "Fruit bat", | |
| "Traumatic insemination", | |
| "Bagpipes", | |
| "The Metal!", | |
| "All the ass in the world!", | |
| "Anti-Matter Chopsticks", | |
| "Groinal Exploder", | |
| "Shiny!", | |
| "River Tam", | |
| "Browncoats", | |
| "Getting raped to death by reavers", | |
| "I'll be in my bunk!", | |
| "The Alliance", | |
| "Honey Boo Boo", | |
| "Snookie", | |
| "Mutton Vindaloo Beast", | |
| "Like a boss!", | |
| "Talkie Toaster", | |
| "Queeg 500", | |
| "Athlete's Hand", | |
| "Droid Rot", | |
| "Iocane powder", | |
| "To the pain", | |
| "Damn dirty ape", | |
| "The Orgazmorator", | |
| "Festively plump", | |
| "Cowboys from Hell", | |
| "Mecha-Streisand", | |
| "Ants in the Pants", | |
| "Lice", | |
| "Cake", | |
| "A gang of bikers", | |
| "Soggy biscuit", | |
| "Rough trade", | |
| "The walk of shame", | |
| "A tantrum", | |
| "Locusts", | |
| "No pants", | |
| "Prehensile nipples", | |
| "Cultural misappropriation", | |
| "Rape culture", | |
| "Wal-Mart", | |
| "Fifi the dancing poodle", | |
| "Making 77 cents on the dollar (unless you're Latina)", | |
| "Inspirational Dove chocolate wrappers", | |
| "Masturbating to Ty Pennington", | |
| "Pretending you'll wear that bridesmaid dress again", | |
| "Mansplaining", | |
| "Beyonce thinkpieces", | |
| "Gabby Giffords' physical therapy", | |
| "Female genital mutilation", | |
| "When the tampon's too low and you feel it with every step", | |
| "A joke too funny for women to understand", | |
| "Meryl Streep selfies", | |
| "Hillary bitch-slapping Bill with a frozen tuna", | |
| "The Bechdel Test", | |
| "Staph infections from dirty nail salons", | |
| "Stalking wedding photos on Facebook, weeping softly", | |
| "Emma Goldman burning the whole motherfucker down", | |
| "Douches that smell like rain", | |
| "Rosa Parks' back seat", | |
| "Engagement photos on train tracks", | |
| "Choking on the ashes of Gloria Steinem's bras", | |
| "The cold, hard truth that no lesbian has ever scissored", | |
| "Doing your kegels at work", | |
| "Misandry", | |
| "Abortion Barbie", | |
| "Telling a street harasser \"You know what? I will blow you.\"", | |
| "Peggy Olson's cutthroat ambitions", | |
| "A quickie with Rachel Maddow in the green room", | |
| "Force-feeding Sheryl Sandberg the pages of Lean In, one by one", | |
| "Emma Watson, Emma Stone, EMMA THOMPSON BITCHES", | |
| "Dumpsters overflowing with whimisical save-the-date magnets", | |
| "The torture chamber where Kathryn Bigelow keeps James Cameron", | |
| "A detailed vajazzling of Van Goh's Starry Night", | |
| "STOP MAKING ME PRETEND TO CARE ABOUT YOUR WEDDING PINTEREST DARLA", | |
| "The Chub Rub", | |
| "Chin hairs you pretend you don't have", | |
| "A strongly worded letter to Netflix demanding the addition of \"The Good Wife\"", | |
| "Doubling up on sports bras", | |
| "When a dog smells your crotch and you know exactly why", | |
| "Malala's gunshot wounds", | |
| "Lactating when a stranger's baby cries on the train", | |
| "A new cookbook by Sylvia Plath", | |
| "Crying in the fitting room during bikini season", | |
| "Eating the entire bag", | |
| "Scalding hot wax right there on your labia", | |
| "The G-Spot, the Y-spot, the other spot you made up to confuse your partner", | |
| "The Golden Girls' never-ending supply of frozen cheesecake", | |
| "Underboob swet like rancid milk", | |
| "Wondering whether your girl crush on Hermione constitutes pedophilia", | |
| "Taking a giant dump on the 18th green at the Augusta National Golf Club", | |
| "A brown smudge equally likely to be period blood or chocolate", | |
| "A hand-crocheted Diva Cup case from Etsy", | |
| "Your gigantic crush on Jenna Lyons", | |
| "A one-way ticket to Steubenville", | |
| "A bodice-ripping 4-way with Alexander Skarsgard, Ian Somerhalder, and David Boreanaz", | |
| "Finger banging Michelle Rodriguez", | |
| "Princess Aurora maniacally devouring the still-beating heart of Maleficent", | |
| "A tear stained copy of Reviving Ophelia", | |
| "A misogynist dystopia set in a not-too-distant WAIT A MINUTE", | |
| "Dying your hair red like Angela Chase", | |
| "Daenerys Targaryen's fire-breathing vajayjay", | |
| "Resentfully clicking like on your boss's vacation photos", | |
| "Calmly informing your date that you understand the infield fly rule better than he does", | |
| "Tina Fey and Amy Poehler making out on a pile of Bitch magazines", | |
| "Only shaving up to the knee", | |
| "Meredith Grey's slut phase", | |
| "Shameful childhood memories of envying the wheelchair girl who got all the attention", | |
| "Sort of wishing the baby on the plane would die", | |
| "Tenderly dominating Uncle Jesse from behind", | |
| "Stumbling on David Wright performing as Judy Garland in the East Village", | |
| "Urinating on yourself to prevent an assault", | |
| "When a FOX News anchor causally references 'ebonics'", | |
| "Getting DPed by the Property Brothers on a custom granite countertop", | |
| "Being compared to a Cathy Cartoon on Metafilter", | |
| "Kim Kardashian's placenta banh mi", | |
| "Asking Gilbert Gottfried to do the Iago voice during sex", | |
| "Watching Bethenny Frankel struggle for life in a churning sea of pre-mixed SkinnyGirl cocktails", | |
| "An alternate version of the Washington Monument that looks kind of like a vagina", | |
| "Telling Pacey your innermost secrets in a canoe beneath the Capeside stars", | |
| "The blue liquid from tampon commercials", | |
| "Patti Stanger's line of jewelry", | |
| "#solidarityisforwhitewomen", | |
| "A candlelight vigil for Nicole Brown Smith", | |
| "Sexual fantasies involving Mindy Lahiri and a sumptuous coffeecake", | |
| "Tweeting Cory Booker about that guy walking behind you", | |
| "A gender-neutral, owl-themed baby announcement", | |
| "Being the only woman at the office-mandated sexual harassment training", | |
| "Asking Larry Summers increasingly difficult mathematical questions until Bar and Mat Mitzvahs are considered equally important", | |
| "Cramming Vladimir Putin full of Activia until he poops out Russia's homophobia", | |
| "Peanutbutter jelly time", | |
| "The crushed dreams of a stripper", | |
| "A molotov cocktail", | |
| "A Fleshlight®", | |
| "Granny panties", | |
| "Genital warts", | |
| "A skeptical sheriff", | |
| "A dead hooker", | |
| "Miss Piggy", | |
| "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air", | |
| "The town drunk", | |
| "Morbid obesity", | |
| "Don Knotts", | |
| "A MILF", | |
| "The end of the world", | |
| "Yellow snow", | |
| "Realizing, too late, that there is no toilet paper left", | |
| "Scotch", | |
| "Illegal immigrants", | |
| "A Facebook stalker", | |
| "Talking like a pirate", | |
| "Nuns", | |
| "Bed wetting", | |
| "Getting off on anime porn", | |
| "Toilet paper", | |
| "Laxatives", | |
| "Mining for nose gold", | |
| "The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles", | |
| "Taking a seat with Chris Hansen", | |
| "A big floppy donkey dick", | |
| "A Cleveland steamer", | |
| "The Village People", | |
| "A sexy senior citizen", | |
| "a classy smoking jacket", | |
| "Giant areolas", | |
| "Gobots", | |
| "A Motown group", | |
| "Anorexia", | |
| "A cockblocker", | |
| "A LARPing sleeper cell", | |
| "Farting into a fancy handkerchief", | |
| "Lot lizards", | |
| "A stuttering auctioneer", | |
| "Face painting", | |
| "Suppositories", | |
| "Two dogs humping", | |
| "Gingivitis", | |
| "Gangrene", | |
| "The tears of a clown", | |
| "Putting the fucking lotion in the basket", | |
| "A loud mouth-breather", | |
| "A chatroom predator", | |
| "Executive parking", | |
| "A poop sandwich", | |
| "Digital piracy", | |
| "A prolapse", | |
| "Mass graves", | |
| "A victim", | |
| "Soiling ones self", | |
| "A clone army", | |
| "The War of Northern Aggression", | |
| "A snot rocket", | |
| "Sailor Moon", | |
| "The face of pure evil", | |
| "Spontaneous pie fights", | |
| "Being screamed at in German", | |
| "Raw sewage", | |
| "War crimes", | |
| "A collapsed lung", | |
| "Geriatric diaper rash", | |
| "Public schooling", | |
| "A mushy tushy", | |
| "Dickjitsu", | |
| "Giving yourself a stranger", | |
| "The Tin Man", | |
| "Learning hypnosis to get laid", | |
| "Shitting into someone's hat for revenge", | |
| "Bigfoot", | |
| "An angry leprechaun", | |
| "A limp wrist", | |
| "Drunkenly texting an ex", | |
| "A really ugly baby", | |
| "Elder abuse", | |
| "Sausage", | |
| "A lesson in pain", | |
| "Cheating death", | |
| "Pow-Pow-PowerWheeels®!", | |
| "The magical land of Oz", | |
| "A compound fracture", | |
| "Chaz Bono", | |
| "A lousy comb-over", | |
| "Clown college", | |
| "Clown Shoes", | |
| "A closed casket funeral", | |
| "Hoarders", | |
| "An awkward sponge bath", | |
| "Bathing the homeless", | |
| "Enemas", | |
| "Pooping in the bathtub", | |
| "Bumpses", | |
| "A Vin Gerard H8 X 10", | |
| "Harry Acropolis", | |
| "Under the ring", | |
| "Afa The Wild Samoan", | |
| "Peanut Butter and Baby sandwiches", | |
| "Yard Tards", | |
| "Two girls, one cup", | |
| "Ugly Mexican Hookers", | |
| "Duct tape", | |
| "Sodaj", | |
| "Steve The Teacher", | |
| "Jefferee", | |
| "Auto-erotic asphyxiation", | |
| "Sonic The Hedgehog", | |
| "Lotto Money", | |
| "Jailbait", | |
| "Prison rape", | |
| "Two And A Half Men", | |
| "Anne Frank", | |
| "Black Santa", | |
| "Jesus Christ (our lord and saviour)", | |
| "Farting with your armpits", | |
| "Poopsicles", | |
| "Slaughtering innocent children", | |
| "Sex with vegetables", | |
| "My gay ex-husband", | |
| "Accidentally sexting your mom", | |
| "Tabasco in your pee-hole", | |
| "Pee Wee Herman", | |
| "A depressed tentacle monster", | |
| "Pussy spiders", | |
| "The erotic possibilities of duct tape", | |
| "A starsip powered by orgasms", | |
| "A vagina dentata", | |
| "The periodic table of the awesoments", | |
| "An erotic audio drama, complete with moans and groans", | |
| "An addictive aerosol aphrodesiac", | |
| "Debugging nanobot code while hung over", | |
| "Never being able to touch your lover ever again", | |
| "Enormous breasts. I mean, seriously, 'how does she even walk' gigantic", | |
| "The sneaking suspicion that having sex with a theriomorph is actually bestiality", | |
| "Majoring in mad science", | |
| "Balticon!", | |
| "A call on the listener feedback line that turns out to be a wrong number", | |
| "Penis enlargement that actually works", | |
| "Dirty Mad Libs", | |
| "Pregnant sex", | |
| "A killer corset", | |
| "Professor Pinkertoot's Bosom Wax", | |
| "Genderfuckery", | |
| "Zero gravity sex", | |
| "Badly translated Latin", | |
| "Detachable Boobs", | |
| "Sex", | |
| "Reddit", | |
| "Novelty Twitter accounts", | |
| "Olmec", | |
| "Type-C Tetris music", | |
| "YouTube", | |
| "South Korea", | |
| "A big wet pink laser sword", | |
| "A brief moment of aptitude", | |
| "John Madden", | |
| "Maple syrup", | |
| "A mile-long penis", | |
| "Lara Croft", | |
| "A delicious baby", | |
| "A butt egg", | |
| "A street cleaning simulator", | |
| "DOTA 2", | |
| "#Krazymike", | |
| "A Bane impression", | |
| "Steven Docking", | |
| "/r/Letsplay", | |
| "/r/sloths", | |
| "Getting wood", | |
| "Getting corner fucked", | |
| "Harry Potter and the Chamber of a Salty Surprise", | |
| "Greed", | |
| "Infomercials", | |
| "Hookers, blow, and JSmithOTI", | |
| "JSmithOTI", | |
| "Eyeless ooze guys", | |
| "Ohm, our god", | |
| "Excuse me?", | |
| "RedPandaGamer", | |
| "Fat Robert Downey Jr", | |
| "#MikeBithell", | |
| "Falling down the stairs with a bag full of glass", | |
| "Green9090", | |
| "Fuck tables", | |
| "Zen", | |
| "Feline eugenics", | |
| "AlpacaPatrol", | |
| "Garglebutts", | |
| "Travelling by bones", | |
| "Fucking during a Diphtheria epidemic", | |
| "Childlike bukakke", | |
| "Losing to Quelaag 12 times in 72 minutes", | |
| "A water supply full of leeches", | |
| "JSmith's laundry", | |
| "Michael Caine's spider collection", | |
| "Mount Your Friends: Docking Edition", | |
| "Michaelalfox", | |
| "Ryuka", | |
| "Michaelalfox's love of cheese", | |
| "The blue candle", | |
| "Michaelalfox's muscles", | |
| "Ohmsdrawings.tumblr.com", | |
| "Soul level 1 invasions", | |
| "Milking the poop for red hearts", | |
| "youtube.com/Ohmwrecker", | |
| "Kate's Mario Party skills", | |
| "Drinkable fire", | |
| "Krazy Mike doing a backflip, throwing a talking nut, and chanting \"Hello!\"", | |
| "This cat, I swear to god", | |
| "Using the tears of an abused toddler to conquer my foes", | |
| "Krazy Mike", | |
| "Ohmwrecker", | |
| "Up in the air like a George Clooney movie", | |
| "Like you, but not rogue-like you", | |
| "A lemon mishap", | |
| "Losing to Monstro after 300 hours of experience", | |
| "Josh's washing machine", | |
| "The backroom casting couch", | |
| "Dang it, Bobby!", | |
| "The fuck zone", | |
| "Bejeweed", | |
| "Being terrible at games", | |
| "Beating it on camera", | |
| "Anything from http://www.thenorthernlionstory.com/", | |
| "BOOYAH!", | |
| "Blue Baby", | |
| "Blondes, brunettes, and redheads", | |
| "Big Hat Logan", | |
| "A butt pooping upwards an egg", | |
| "A bunch of jabronies", | |
| "An old man carrying a box of glass down stairs", | |
| "A little bit of added defense", | |
| "A docking sleeve", | |
| "Dark holes", | |
| "Detroit Dock City", | |
| "Crazy Mike", | |
| "Cross-dimensional fucking", | |
| "Dung pies", | |
| "Dying in a hang gliding accident", | |
| "Docking", | |
| "DockLeeSmile", | |
| "Butt meat", | |
| "Checking the wiki", | |
| "Bow to your sensei!", | |
| "Brimstone", | |
| "Coming on Milhouse", | |
| "Corner fucking", | |
| "Cheeseysaurus Rex", | |
| "Classic Northernlion", | |
| "#ShotsFired", | |
| "JSmith's salty nuts", | |
| "Butterjail", | |
| "Banana bread", | |
| "A DraculaFetus animation", | |
| "A profile pic that looks like a dick and balls", | |
| "Spy Party racism", | |
| "The ghost of Ohmwrecker", | |
| "Shooting the black guy", | |
| "Ohm's mindgames", | |
| "Magic: The Gathering", | |
| "A failed challenge run", | |
| "A beef swarm", | |
| "Setting the world on fire", | |
| "Pot magic", | |
| "Rogue-like likes", | |
| "RockLeeSmile", | |
| "Ronald McDonald", | |
| "Roll Fizzlebeef", | |
| "Shit happens", | |
| "Solaire of Astora", | |
| "Shooting the poop", | |
| "Pretending youtube let's playing is a real job", | |
| "Poutine-induced diabetes", | |
| "Putting your balls in her butt", | |
| "Projectile annoyance", | |
| "Quelaag's Furysword", | |
| "Puzzle platformers with rogue-like elements", | |
| "Residue", | |
| "Northernlion's coffee maker", | |
| "Northernlion's hair", | |
| "Northernlion's pooping album", | |
| "Not Satan, I promise", | |
| "Permanent Polaroid invincibility", | |
| "Poison Mushroom", | |
| "Mom's knife", | |
| "Mom's pad", | |
| "Monty", | |
| "A motherfucker", | |
| "Motherfucking", | |
| "Nipple hair", | |
| "Northernlion", | |
| "Northernlion's cancelled Assassin's Creed II let's play", | |
| "Striking fear into the hearts of your enemies", | |
| "A total scumbag", | |
| "The Ozymandias head", | |
| "Talking nuts", | |
| "That damned HDPVR", | |
| "The Thug of Porn", | |
| "The World Docking Champion", | |
| "The Four Horsemen of The Apocolypse", | |
| "Well, what is it?", | |
| "Patrick Dempsey thrusting violently into my midsection", | |
| "The NLSS: drawing unwanted attention from the actual docking community", | |
| "The USS Buttfucker", | |
| "Vaginal silk worms", | |
| "Thornforg", | |
| "When you fuck a dog in the ass and it shits all over your dick", | |
| "The saga of Krazy Mike", | |
| "A urination break", | |
| "The Anor Londo Archers", | |
| "Stupid damage", | |
| "A tactical backflip", | |
| "Stream lag", | |
| "The notorious Grey's Anatomy let's play", | |
| "The Binding of Isaac wiki", | |
| "The Northernlion Story", | |
| "Whispering sweet nothings into your rear", | |
| "Brogrammers", | |
| "Failing the Kobayashi Maru test", | |
| "Naming servers after error codes", | |
| "An overclocked C64", | |
| "A broken Nerf gun", | |
| "Stephen Hawking", | |
| "Dungeons & Dragons", | |
| "Apple fanboys", | |
| "Entering rm -rf /", | |
| "Desperately pinging Google", | |
| "Sandals and socks", | |
| "My Wookiee", | |
| "Coffee shop WiFi", | |
| "Tentacle porn", | |
| "A sweaty band shirt", | |
| "Flying Pop-Tart rainbow cat badges", | |
| "A desktop computer with a turbo button", | |
| "Your mom's password", | |
| "Trolls", | |
| "Janice in HR who needs three 4K monitors", | |
| "A printed version ot Google Earth", | |
| "A USB laser sword from China", | |
| "Sonic screwdriver", | |
| "CHEATER", | |
| "Random cat GIFs", | |
| "A towel", | |
| "Someone being wrong on the internet", | |
| "Taylor Swift's YouTube channel", | |
| "Random ASCII porn", | |
| "NSFW content", | |
| "Batman on acid", | |
| "Vengeful Trekkies", | |
| "ERP over Telnet", | |
| "Head of Marketing", | |
| "A 22\" CRT monitor", | |
| "A red stapler", | |
| "42", | |
| "HAL", | |
| "127.0.0.1", | |
| "The dark web", | |
| "Darth Vader talking dirty", | |
| "A floppy disk from 7268", | |
| "4chan", | |
| "A decent package", | |
| "A sexy meme of your boss", | |
| "I'm holding that cable RIGHT NOW!", | |
| "PC Master Race", | |
| "Nokia 7274", | |
| "Debugging Layer 8 problems", | |
| "Simply pressing CAPSLOCK", | |
| "A 56k modem", | |
| "Upgrading to ARPANET", | |
| "Playing with my boot sector", | |
| "RTFM!", | |
| "Deadpool. On a unicorn", | |
| "A flux capacitator", | |
| "A suspiciously sticky keyboard", | |
| "A trunk full of Mountain Dew", | |
| "I don't know, I wasn't paying attention but I didn't change anything", | |
| "Penetration testing", | |
| "RNGesus", | |
| "Sheldon's mom", | |
| "Chuck Norris", | |
| "Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords", | |
| "Nerdgasm", | |
| "The cloud", | |
| "A full copy of the internet", | |
| "4-day-old coffee, reheated", | |
| "DDoS attacks from your fridge", | |
| "Emergency disconnect with an ax", | |
| "Grumpy Cat", | |
| "MOAR USB STICKS", | |
| "Playing with your joystick", | |
| "MS-DOS", | |
| "Somebody calculating pi on the Exchange server", | |
| "Full support for IE6", | |
| "The crazy intern pulling all plugs in the server room and running away laughing", | |
| "Getting socially engineered by a 12 year old", | |
| "He-Man", | |
| "Your princess is in another castle", | |
| "Insecure ejection", | |
| "Russian hackers", | |
| "An enormous rack", | |
| "The CEO", | |
| "Git good", | |
| "EXTERMINATE", | |
| "Fucking campers", | |
| "Half-Life 3", | |
| "Hitting refresh just one more time", | |
| "Schr\\u00F6dinger's cat", | |
| "Sailor Moon cosplay", | |
| "Right clicking EVERYTHING", | |
| "The newbie cooking crystal meth in the server room", | |
| "Kim Kardashian's iCloud account", | |
| "Erotic fan fiction of Captain Kirk", | |
| "KHAAAAAN!", | |
| "Darkness", | |
| "Blackjack & hookers", | |
| "THE INTERNET", | |
| "Mewtwo", | |
| "The 52 oz. \"Fizzinator\" from Sheetz", | |
| "A lifetime supply of Olive Garden breadsticks", | |
| "A chinese buffet where everything is wrapped in bacon", | |
| "The Baconator", | |
| "Mewtwo's reveal as a playable character in the next Super Smash Bros. title", | |
| "BLORF", | |
| "Plush animals that come to life long enough to drink all your rum", | |
| "Giovanni's head being suplexed through a floor", | |
| "Paying $1,475 for a bath sponge", | |
| "Petty people", | |
| "Colby 2012", | |
| "CryptoLocker", | |
| "Chance Time", | |
| "Looking up where someone lives because they posted something you didn't like on the internet", | |
| "Being stalked by a paranoid schizophrenic on Reddit", | |
| "Tourneyfags who turn off all items when playing Super Smash Bros", | |
| "Going on a diet for the sole reason of being able to fit in a fursuit", | |
| "Waiting over a year for someone to finish your art commission", | |
| "Paying $3,500 for an oversized novelty fursuiter badge", | |
| "2, the Ranting Gryphon", | |
| "Being facesat by someone who is holding in a fart", | |
| "Licking Cinnabon icing off of your partner's dick", | |
| "A used sock collection", | |
| "A small creature being stuffed in a smelly boot", | |
| "Anthrocon", | |
| "Furries on the Tyra Banks show", | |
| "Midna and Wolf Link", | |
| "Uncle Kage", | |
| "The furries", | |
| "Ray Sipe singing about how /v/ doesn't like video games", | |
| "Role reversal", | |
| "Lesbrarians", | |
| "A stripper so ugly people throw nickels at her", | |
| "A fat Russian Blue that pees on the carpet", | |
| "Horny, stupid livestock", | |
| "Bending a Lucario over and using its dreadlocks as fuckhandles", | |
| "Poking cats", | |
| "Using a save state in a video game so you can fap to it later", | |
| "Tickling someone until they almost piss themself", | |
| "Getting fucked by the Red Robin", | |
| "Having every embarrassing kink of yours indulged at one time for a \"shamegasm.\"", | |
| "A Bad Dragon dildo", | |
| "Being tied up and having a musky foot stuffed in your mouth", | |
| "Trees made out of living tentacles", | |
| "Being pinned to the wall and fucked in a shower", | |
| "Stayin' Alive", | |
| "The Sexflesh Venereal Vinnie Suction Cup Diseased Dildo", | |
| "That barrel in Carnival Night Zone at the supposed \"dead end\"", | |
| "Whitney's Miltank", | |
| "Gambling on a fart and losing", | |
| "A woman with a double-wide stroller about to mow you down", | |
| "A cat trying to stick its nose up your asshole", | |
| "A Fleshlight® full of thumb tacks", | |
| "Vodka spiked with GHB", | |
| "Chopping up someone's parents and putting them into chili", | |
| "Getting banned from Dave & Buster's", | |
| "Finding out your internet stalker's doing 10-30 in federal prison", | |
| "Umbreon", | |
| "Masturbating at work", | |
| "Rick Astley", | |
| "Poor quality ParkerSteel", | |
| "Rule 63", | |
| "(unsure)", | |
| "(I glances.)", | |
| "\"The\" Hateboner", | |
| "A bouquet of dicks", | |
| "A 5-page-long kink list", | |
| "A 'shopped vendetta", | |
| "Too rad to be cis", | |
| "A creepy Corruption of Champions OC", | |
| "A funny name for Benedict Cumberbatch", | |
| "A genderswapped vampire AU Cloud Strife", | |
| "A glopping noise", | |
| "A misfire", | |
| "A paid account full of nothing but terrible fanart icons", | |
| "A penis approximately the size and shape of a Guinness can", | |
| "A shitty urban fantasy OC", | |
| "A spooky jamjar", | |
| "A tag so boring it makes you want to delete all of your journals", | |
| "A tragic Christmas hang-gliding accident", | |
| "Accidental video posts", | |
| "Alpha/Beta/Omega", | |
| "Amatomnes", | |
| "An awful fandom OC who's married to the main character", | |
| "Anonfailing", | |
| "Another fucking TFLN meme", | |
| "Another boring wank about f/f", | |
| "Ataraxion", | |
| "App revisions", | |
| "Baby penis", | |
| "Autistic gypsies", | |
| "Begging for asspats", | |
| "Bakerstreet", | |
| "Being soulbonded to a Homestuck character", | |
| "Being really passive-aggressive because you \"don't wanna hurt anyone's feelings\"", | |
| "Butthurt", | |
| "Broccoli trees", | |
| "Cape and Cowl", | |
| "Calling long-distance to demand tags from your RP partner", | |
| "Chronic Lyme disease", | |
| "Changed", | |
| "Exit Void", | |
| "Everyone turning into ponies", | |
| "Entranceway", | |
| "An incest ship", | |
| "ECATS? CAT DESK? WE SCAT?", | |
| "Dropping the thread after two tags because it sucks", | |
| "Drama Drama Duck", | |
| "Discedo", | |
| "Dear Mun", | |
| "Dean/Goku", | |
| "Dangan Ronpa's crazy fandom", | |
| "Constructive criticism", | |
| "Cockhopping", | |
| "Cloud being eaten by a chocobo", | |
| "City of Ariel", | |
| "Circlejerking", | |
| "Holly Heights", | |
| "Homestuck's insane fandom", | |
| "Highlandering", | |
| "Hitting the cervix with your dick", | |
| "Hetalia's annoying fandom", | |
| "High Seas", | |
| "Haven", | |
| "Hellion", | |
| "Fucking that chicken", | |
| "Generic white male actor PBs", | |
| "Feeling like the only one", | |
| "Flouncing. The more dramatic, the better", | |
| "Fad fandoms", | |
| "Falling in love with your RP partner", | |
| "Exsilium", | |
| "FACT IT!", | |
| "Nymphomanic werewolf Rei Ayanami. On rollerskates", | |
| "Not posting deets", | |
| "One-word replies", | |
| "One-pixel borders", | |
| "Musedumping", | |
| "Mpreg", | |
| "Needing to lei down", | |
| "Neckbeards", | |
| "lol so randumb!!!!111 XD", | |
| "Literally shaking and crying", | |
| "Luceti", | |
| "Lovingly describing your character's throbbing cock", | |
| "Icons that aren't 100x100", | |
| "Icon elitism", | |
| "Legbeards", | |
| "Kink shaming", | |
| "Replying to everyone on ATP because you're just that desperate", | |
| "Reserving a popular character and never apping", | |
| "Roleplaying One Direction slash", | |
| "Route 29", | |
| "Pretentious, illegible formatting", | |
| "Queefing on someone's dick", | |
| "Rebutle", | |
| "Renne", | |
| "Only playing for ships", | |
| "Polychromatic", | |
| "Posting to Wankgate logged in", | |
| "Pregnancy plots", | |
| "Paradisa", | |
| "Passive-aggressive editing", | |
| "Pigeon superpowers", | |
| "Pillow queens", | |
| "Signal boosting an obvious hoax", | |
| "Shounen retards", | |
| "Scrambling to pass AC at the last minute", | |
| "Scathing anonymous criticism", | |
| "Springing rape scenarios on people without asking", | |
| "Sora and Emperor Palpatine in an awkward, skeezy relationship", | |
| "Social justice warriors", | |
| "Slacktivism", | |
| "Rushing to dear_mun to post about the latest global tragedy in-character", | |
| "Ruby City", | |
| "RPAnons", | |
| "Roxanne Ritchie's vagina", | |
| "Save The Earth", | |
| "Sample prompts", | |
| "Obviously sameanoning", | |
| "St-stuttered t-typing", | |
| "The Love Hotel", | |
| "The medium divide", | |
| "The Box", | |
| "The dominate one", | |
| "The Royal Baby", | |
| "The Salkia Island award", | |
| "The myriad of songs you associate with your OTP", | |
| "The paid account fairy", | |
| "Surprise futa", | |
| "Tag nirvana", | |
| "Stormy's latest alias", | |
| "Superwholockvengers", | |
| "That Kronk", | |
| "That Patchouli", | |
| "Tentabulge headcanons", | |
| "Terminal Tokyo", | |
| "Two years' worth of semen", | |
| "Two lonely neckbeards playing out futa together because nobody else will", | |
| "Unironically using the word \"kawaii\"", | |
| "tYPING LIKE THIS???????? oH MY GKFOODODD??????", | |
| "Username squatting", | |
| "Username elitism", | |
| "Viewing anoncomms in flat-view like a heathen", | |
| "Vatheon", | |
| "TL;DR", | |
| "The whole game jumping on the villain before they have a chance to be villainous", | |
| "Touhou lesbians nobody wants to play with", | |
| "TMI public plurks", | |
| "Tryhards", | |
| "Tower of Animus", | |
| "Tumblrinas", | |
| "Tittybabies", | |
| "Wrapping your hands around a penis and twisting in opposite directions", | |
| "Yaoi", | |
| "Zodion", | |
| "Visualosities", | |
| "Wank terriers", | |
| "Wankgate", | |
| "Wanking about games you aren't in", | |
| "Wanking about a private musebox", | |
| "wgar", | |
| "Whiteknighting", | |
| "Whoremongers", | |
| "A bag of dicks", | |
| "Surgeon Simulator 2013", | |
| "Minecraft", | |
| "A wet paper towel", | |
| "ENDERMAN!!!", | |
| "Lightish red", | |
| "In denial", | |
| "Enwrong", | |
| "Papa BrownMan", | |
| "Caleb's house", | |
| "Evil Ryan", | |
| "Randy Savage", | |
| "Gavin's dick", | |
| "Wearing your headphones backwards during a podcast week after week", | |
| "Flicking the bean", | |
| "Getting minged up your quelch", | |
| "Grand Theft Auto IV", | |
| "Ray's wet sponge", | |
| "Bankrupting your company over a crane game", | |
| "A gay cave. A gayve", | |
| "Montages no one will watch", | |
| "Getting boned", | |
| "A squid orgy", | |
| "Team Magnum Dong", | |
| "300,000 Gamerscore", | |
| "Barbara Dunkelman", | |
| "Lindsay Tuggey", | |
| "Two dumb cunts", | |
| "RT Confessions", | |
| "Guffpap", | |
| "Smegpot", | |
| "Because bitches ain't shit", | |
| "Launching dump trucks off an unfinished bridge", | |
| "Monoray", | |
| "Gavino", | |
| "Monty Oum", | |
| "Mavin slash fiction", | |
| "Caleb Denecour", | |
| "Reaching a billion total views on YouTube", | |
| "Doing a double barrel roll and immediately running someone over", | |
| "A Ray-Cam masturbation moment", | |
| "Tackling Gavin to stop him from winning", | |
| "RT Shorts", | |
| "RT Animated Adventures", | |
| "Mega64", | |
| "Immersion", | |
| "The Frienderman", | |
| "Beating a man to death with his own skull", | |
| "Fighting to the death on pigback", | |
| "RWBY", | |
| "Throwing shit at the AHWU announcer", | |
| "Red vs. Blue", | |
| "Geoff's cancer-curing laugh", | |
| "The Tower of Pimps", | |
| "Using CPR to treat a bullet wound to the head", | |
| "A plan that involves Grif dying", | |
| "Trying to eat a five-pound gummy bear in one sitting", | |
| "Front flip for style!", | |
| "Parkour", | |
| "Blood Gulch", | |
| "Something that is top", | |
| "Faffy Waffle", | |
| "Cockbites", | |
| "Slapping the controller out of a competitor's hands", | |
| "Two bases in the middle of a box canyon. Whoop-dee-fuckin'-doo", | |
| "Achievement City", | |
| "Fails of the Weak", | |
| "Losing an hour's worth of footage to a brief blackout", | |
| "Trials PIG", | |
| "Achievement HORSE", | |
| "Edgar the cow", | |
| "Gavin's Trophy Room of Victory", | |
| "Team Neighborhood Watch", | |
| "Ray winning", | |
| "Team Gents", | |
| "Plan G", | |
| "Team Nice Dynamite", | |
| "Team Lads", | |
| "Jack's dick", | |
| "The Crev", | |
| "The Internet Box", | |
| "Performing surgery in space", | |
| "Slenderman", | |
| "The R&R; Connection", | |
| "RTX", | |
| "Randy Newman", | |
| "Giving up and building a house", | |
| "A miniature Tower of Pimps", | |
| "Tupperware", | |
| "Flynt Coal", | |
| "Meatspin", | |
| "Gubbins", | |
| "Knobs", | |
| "Because they'd like it", | |
| "The adventures of Batman and Randy Newman", | |
| "Ray's douche-cut", | |
| "A megalomaniac with a beard", | |
| "Discovering your long-lost Creeper parents", | |
| "Killing Gavin", | |
| "Geoff's hobo beard", | |
| "Being trapped in a dog cage", | |
| "Jack's beard", | |
| "RoosterTeeth", | |
| "Man-Gobbler, the turkey bestiality movie", | |
| "Gavin Free", | |
| "Michael Jones", | |
| "Ray Narvaez, Jr", | |
| "Geoff Lazer Ramsey", | |
| "Burnie Burns", | |
| "Jack Pattillo", | |
| "Ryan Haywood", | |
| "Gus Sorola", | |
| "The cardboard cutout of Gus", | |
| "Joel Heyman", | |
| "Going cakeless", | |
| "Headlight fluid", | |
| "Playing Hitler twice", | |
| "Sarge", | |
| "Lopez la Pesado", | |
| "Franklin Delano Donut", | |
| "Dexter Grif", | |
| "Dick Simmons", | |
| "Agent Washington", | |
| "Andy the bomb", | |
| "Picking up chicks in a tank", | |
| "Lavernius Tucker", | |
| "Leonard Church", | |
| "Sheila the tank", | |
| "Michael J. Caboose", | |
| "Frank \"Doc\" DuFresne", | |
| "Agent Maine / the Meta", | |
| "Omega / O'Malley", | |
| "Agent Texas / Allison", | |
| "MOGAR!", | |
| "Screen looking", | |
| "Joe the cat", | |
| "#DantheMan", | |
| "Slo Mo Guys", | |
| "X-Ray and Vav", | |
| "Rage Quit", | |
| "Achievement Hunter", | |
| "Pongo", | |
| "Soggy bread", | |
| "Sarge's funeral", | |
| "Camping, as a legitimate strategy", | |
| "Team-killing fucktards", | |
| "Calling dibs on a spaceship", | |
| "Because people like grapes", | |
| "Upside-down Kerry", | |
| "Epsilon's laser face", | |
| "MOTHERFUCKING TRIPLE SPIKES!", | |
| "Mark Nutt", | |
| "AHWU", | |
| "Ray's sombrero", | |
| "Doing a dig-down", | |
| "The biggest, blackest dick", | |
| "The League of Legends", | |
| "A fountain of vomit", | |
| "Being banned from /r/pyongyang", | |
| "The lost city of Atlantis", | |
| "Dr. Phil", | |
| "The sound a single ThunderStix® makes", | |
| "Billy the Answer Head", | |
| "Performing the Secret Slime Action", | |
| "The Hollaad Tonnel", | |
| "Cleveland (it's not Detroit!)", | |
| "The best card in my hand", | |
| "MC Frontalot", | |
| "Pretending you're Xyzzy", | |
| "Paul and Storm", | |
| "Jonathan Coulton", | |
| "Blank", | |
| "The Chilled Knife", | |
| "Suddenly realizing you're retarded", | |
| "A Canadian penny", | |
| "dho's penis", | |
| "Griffy's tits", | |
| "DeviantArt", | |
| "Sonic the Hedgehog", | |
| "StarFox", | |
| "PetSmart", | |
| "A tub of Vaseline", | |
| "Sex with strangers", | |
| "That one episode of CSI", | |
| "Cloaca", | |
| "Lovingly rendered dragon anus", | |
| "Drawing furry porn", | |
| "A hermaphrodite snow leopard", | |
| "An oversized clitoris that acts as a functional penis", | |
| "The texture and color of raw meat", | |
| "Applying your obscure, unrealistic fetishes to 90's cartoon characters", | |
| "Really, really liking Disney's Robin Hood", | |
| "Taking the knot", | |
| "Heated debates about human genitalia versus animal genitalia", | |
| "Otherkin", | |
| "Chakats", | |
| "Fursecution", | |
| "Horses", | |
| "Intimacy with the family dog", | |
| "A furpile", | |
| "The stench of half a dozen unwashed bronies", | |
| "Bowser's sweaty balls", | |
| "Krystal, the fox", | |
| "Confusing feelings about cartoon characters", | |
| "Babyfurs", | |
| "Uncomfortably attractive animals", | |
| "Stretching your anus in preparation for horse cock", | |
| "A hermaphrodite foxtaur", | |
| "Pounced.org", | |
| "A large, flared Chance", | |
| "Fursuiters at anime conventions", | |
| "Embarrassing craigslist ads", | |
| "An apartment full of internet-obsessed losers", | |
| "People who cosplay at furry conventions", | |
| "A semen-stained fursuit", | |
| "Fursuit adventures", | |
| "That one straight guy at the party", | |
| "Fake furry girls", | |
| "Adoptables with visible genitalia", | |
| "My tailhole", | |
| "Catching STDs at conventions", | |
| "An embarrassingly long F-List profile", | |
| "Dragon dildos", | |
| "Non-consensual sex with Zaush", | |
| "Adam Wan", | |
| "Surprise hermaphrodites", | |
| "A sassy lioness", | |
| "Offensively stereotyped African animals", | |
| "Poodles with afros", | |
| "A sexually frustrated griffon", | |
| "A horny dragon", | |
| "Dragoneer", | |
| "Discovering that it's never just a big vagina", | |
| "That thing that gives your dick a knot IRL", | |
| "All this lube", | |
| "Endearing social ineptitude", | |
| "Realizing that rimming is pretty cool", | |
| "That time you let your dog go a little further than just sniffing your crotch", | |
| "Drenching your fursuit in Febreeze", | |
| "Really, truly heterosexual", | |
| "Gay", | |
| "Sitting on your face", | |
| "Spending more money on commissions than food in a given week", | |
| "Shitting on my face", | |
| "Barking at strangers", | |
| "Anal training", | |
| "Discovering monster porn", | |
| "A dick so big you have to give it a hugjob", | |
| "The fine line between feral and outright bestiality", | |
| "Bad Dragon™ cumlube", | |
| "Piss", | |
| "Leaving your orifices bloody and sore", | |
| "Rubbing peanut butter on your genitals", | |
| "Forgetting which set of fursuit paws you use for handjobs", | |
| "A strategically placed hole", | |
| "Smells", | |
| "When \"blowing ten bucks\" makes you think of a long night with a bunch of deer", | |
| "A lime Citra", | |
| "A little bitch", | |
| "An autistic knife fight", | |
| "Sergals", | |
| "About 16 ounces of horse semen", | |
| "The noises red pandas make during sex", | |
| "Oral knotting", | |
| "Dog cum", | |
| "Anatomically incorrect genitalia", | |
| "Transformation porn", | |
| "Belly rubs leading to awkward boners", | |
| "When you catch yourself glancing at the crotches of animated characters", | |
| "Lifting your tail", | |
| "Scritches", | |
| "Bad decisions", | |
| "Experimenting with fisting", | |
| "FUCK YOU, I'M A DRAGON", | |
| "Tumbles, the Stair Dragon", | |
| "Furry Weekend Atlanta", | |
| "Further Confusion", | |
| "AnthroCon", | |
| "Literally a bucket of semen", | |
| "Sexual interest in pretty much anything with a hole", | |
| "Attraction to pretty much anything with a penis", | |
| "Animal genitalia", | |
| "Motherfucking wolves", | |
| "Christian furries", | |
| "Barbed penises", | |
| "Two knots", | |
| "A really attractive wolf", | |
| "A slutty gay fox", | |
| "A surprisingly attractive anteater", | |
| "Natascha, the anthro husky", | |
| "Nipple buffet", | |
| "Tail-sex", | |
| "Mary, the anthro mare", | |
| "Masturbating, with claws", | |
| "Pawing-off", | |
| "Furry porn, shamelessly taped to the walls", | |
| "Grabby-paws", | |
| "Monsters with bedroom eyes", | |
| "Accurate avian anatomy", | |
| "Impure thoughts about Kobolds", | |
| "Erotic roleplay", | |
| "Furries in heat", | |
| "Fantasizing about sex with just about every monster you encounter in your video game", | |
| "Crotch-tits", | |
| "The tailstar tango", | |
| "Your Character Here", | |
| "CrusaderCat", | |
| "Jerking off on an unconscious friend's feet", | |
| "Puns involving the word \"knot.\"", | |
| "A prehensile penis", | |
| "Cockvore", | |
| "A notebook full of embarrassing niche porn sketches", | |
| "Being able to recognize your friends by the scent of their asses", | |
| "Paws", | |
| "Big cute paws", | |
| "Bear tits", | |
| "The incredibly satisfying sound it makes when you pull it out", | |
| "Anal sex you didn't know you wanted", | |
| "The premise of every furry comic ever", | |
| "Becoming a veterinarian for all the wrong reasons", | |
| "Taking special interest in nature documentaries", | |
| "A very steampunk rat", | |
| "Canine superiority", | |
| "Oviposition", | |
| "Flares", | |
| "Overcompensating with a huge horse penis", | |
| "A fedora enthusiast", | |
| "A tongue-beast", | |
| "Frisky tentacles", | |
| "Sex with Pokémon", | |
| "Making out with dogs", | |
| "YouTube videos of horse breeding", | |
| "Pissing on your significant other to show ownership", | |
| "Dogs wearing panties", | |
| "Monster boys in lingerie", | |
| "Power bottoms", | |
| "Sheath licking", | |
| "Microwaving diapers", | |
| "Being \"prison gay.\"", | |
| "Sexy the Cat", | |
| "Adorable dog people", | |
| "HELLO FURRIEND, HOWL ARE YOU DOING", | |
| "Species stereotypes", | |
| "Horns and hooves", | |
| "Convention sluts", | |
| "Being really, really into monsters", | |
| "A spider furry who isn't even into bondage", | |
| "No males, no herms, no cuntboys, no shemales, no trannys, no furries, no aliens, no vampires, and no werewolves. ONLY STRAIGHT OR BI HUMAN FEMALES", | |
| "Sexual arousal from children's cartoons", | |
| "SecondLife", | |
| "Hyper-endowed squirrels", | |
| "The Gay Yiffy Club", | |
| "Getting feathers stuck in your teeth", | |
| "Getting fur stuck in your teeth", | |
| "Ignoring a person's faults because their character is hot", | |
| "Mr. Fancy Pants", | |
| "TotalBiscuit's top hat", | |
| "Skullcrusher Mountain", | |
| "Penn and Teller", | |
| "An 8-ball", | |
| "Rule 34", | |
| "The smallest, whitest dick", | |
| "Fruit Fuckers", | |
| "Beer Pong", | |
| "Using hot sauce as lube", | |
| "Smooth jazz", | |
| "Soviet Russia", | |
| "Indiana Jones", | |
| "Hentai", | |
| "The Columbine Shooting", | |
| "Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo", | |
| "Two midgets stacked up pretending to be one person", | |
| "The Bible", | |
| "Xyzzy playing around with gender roles", | |
| "Four Loko", | |
| "Mario brutally murdering Sonic", | |
| "Sonic brutally murdering Mario", | |
| "The world's tallest midget", | |
| "The brown note", | |
| "Tits", | |
| "Rainbows and magic", | |
| "Monkeys throwing shit", | |
| "Hitler's mustache", | |
| "ALL the things!", | |
| "Sheepskin Condoms", | |
| "Hump Day", | |
| "Yankee Stadium", | |
| "Air Bud", | |
| "Hordes of zombies", | |
| "Donkey Shows", | |
| "The DK Rap", | |
| "Cranky Kong", | |
| "The Eiffel Tower", | |
| "Chicken and Waffles", | |
| "Shag carpeting", | |
| "Dirty hippies", | |
| "Hey Arnold!", | |
| "The Oculus Rift", | |
| "Banana Hammocks", | |
| "Nessie", | |
| "Princess Peach's Cake", | |
| "Shitting on the White House lawn", | |
| "Mountain Dew® Baja Blast", | |
| "The tears of a college student", | |
| "Apples to Apples®", | |
| "Snorting Pixie Stix", | |
| "Getting high on bath salts", | |
| "The final circle of Hell", | |
| "Poorly written Star Wars® fan fiction", | |
| "Borat's one piece", | |
| "A 1971 Ford Pinto", | |
| "LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH!", | |
| "Master Chief", | |
| "The shitty remains of Taco Bell®", | |
| "Sponge baths", | |
| "Walt Disney's frozen head", | |
| "Hoola hoops", | |
| "Canadian Kindness", | |
| "A walrus with a beret", | |
| "Speedrunning life", | |
| "Demi Moore's bush", | |
| "Eating 120 White Castle burgers®", | |
| "Blowing the President", | |
| "Indentured servants", | |
| "Sex in your mouth", | |
| "Bong hits for Jesus", | |
| "Quiznos®", | |
| "Scotsmen marrying their sheep", | |
| "The truffle shuffle", | |
| "Nurse Joy", | |
| "Barney's rape dungeon", | |
| "Tickle Me Elmo", | |
| "Viking Metal", | |
| "Teh Urn", | |
| "Spanish soap operas", | |
| "Made-for-TV movies", | |
| "Terabytes of horse porn", | |
| "The hero of time", | |
| "Ringworm", | |
| "Rich, chocolatey Ovaltine®", | |
| "Abusive fathers", | |
| "Hungry Hungry Hippos", | |
| "Canadian tuxedo", | |
| "Insane Clown Posse", | |
| "Nu Metal", | |
| "The Wiggles", | |
| "Blue's Clues", | |
| "Kaizo Mario", | |
| "FrankerZ", | |
| "Spontaneous Combustion", | |
| "Kappa", | |
| "Blowing your hand off with a firework", | |
| "Duke Nukem Forever", | |
| "Mating season", | |
| "The Ouya", | |
| "Jew-Fros", | |
| "Catdog", | |
| "Hipsters on their iPhones at Starbucks", | |
| "A boat load of cocaine", | |
| "Song of Storms", | |
| "Gerudo Valley", | |
| "A giant purple dildo sword", | |
| "Bill Gates pissing on Steve Jobs's grave", | |
| "Outsourcing jobs to India", | |
| "The Mushroom Kingdom", | |
| "The Hokey Pokey", | |
| "Hooters", | |
| "Blue Waffles", | |
| "Lemon grenades", | |
| "360 no scopes", | |
| "Call of Cthulhu", | |
| "Corruption of Champions", | |
| "/sp/", | |
| "HERESY!", | |
| "Buying GW paints and primer", | |
| "Your Other Honor!", | |
| "WAAAAAAAAAAGH!", | |
| "Female DM", | |
| "Mr. Fred Rogers, blessed be his name", | |
| "The ship is all. The ship moves", | |
| "Kromgol", | |
| "Tyrone the Monk", | |
| "METAL BOXES", | |
| "100 Baneblades", | |
| "Haggard", | |
| "Living Saint Inquisitor Grendel", | |
| "Abaddon the Armless", | |
| "Sigmar", | |
| "Gav & Bob", | |
| "MR RAGE", | |
| "Shub-Niggurath", | |
| "The Great Race of Yith", | |
| "Nyarlathotep", | |
| "Cthulhu himself", | |
| "The King in Yellow", | |
| "Azathoth", | |
| "Yog-Sothoth", | |
| "Deep Ones", | |
| "A boat", | |
| "Haiyore Nyaruko-San", | |
| "Saya no Uta", | |
| "The Queen in Yellow", | |
| "Transformation Fetishists", | |
| "A shoggoth", | |
| "Shlicktau", | |
| "Faptau", | |
| "Ruby and Tom", | |
| "Pun-Pun", | |
| "I CAST FIST!", | |
| "Cultist-Chan", | |
| "100-ton Atlas-class Mech", | |
| "Ciaphas Cain", | |
| "Oinkbane The Wereboar Assassin", | |
| "orkupy waaaghstreet", | |
| "Bard dad", | |
| "Warhammer 40k", | |
| "Warhammer Fantasy", | |
| "Bloodbowl", | |
| "Games Workshop", | |
| "Dungeons and Dragons", | |
| "Pathfinder", | |
| "Magic: the Gathering", | |
| "Yu-Gi-Oh", | |
| "Engine Heart", | |
| "Pokemon: Tabletop Adventures", | |
| "Pokémon TCG", | |
| "Vampire LARP", | |
| "Vampire: The Masquerade", | |
| "Esh-Esh", | |
| "Hungarian Larper", | |
| "Bitches for Thulsa Doom", | |
| "Dice Bags", | |
| "Conan the Libertarian", | |
| "Conan the Librarian", | |
| "Blood and Thunder!", | |
| "Show me Your Honor", | |
| "Blood for the Blood God!", | |
| "Actually having an intelligent discussion about religion", | |
| "DJ Phylactery", | |
| "Muscle Wizard", | |
| "Sir Bearington", | |
| "2 cat", | |
| "Scat Fetish", | |
| "Watersports Fetish", | |
| "Blood Ravens", | |
| "Ultramarines", | |
| "Blast Templates", | |
| "Decking from a room in a love hotel", | |
| "Teacup Ride", | |
| "WHERE IS FELIX RAMIREZ?", | |
| "Dr. Assmarbles", | |
| "/d/M", | |
| "Macha's stash of mon-keigh lewds", | |
| "A Tactical Genius", | |
| "Burning Fate Points to survive", | |
| "Dealing Meat Damage", | |
| "Teaching the newbie about THE SYSTEM", | |
| "Having a Spy Moment", | |
| "America-san", | |
| "Doomrider and his cocaine", | |
| "The GM's girlfriend", | |
| "Vectron, his name be praised", | |
| "Vectron's kindly claw", | |
| "Your Spiritual Liege, Matt Ward", | |
| "Skub", | |
| "Dorfs", | |
| "THAC0", | |
| "-4 str", | |
| "Lenore", | |
| "Fucking kender", | |
| "TIIIIIMMMME WIIIIZZZZAAAAARRRDDDDs!", | |
| "Overpowered katanas", | |
| "Getting 'Squatted'", | |
| "Rolling straight 1s", | |
| "Sexy, barely-legal Thri-kreen", | |
| "Canon fanfiction", | |
| "AC Guy's luck", | |
| "KUUUUUUUBOOOOOOOOO!", | |
| "Thick and luxurious neckbeards", | |
| "The emprah", | |
| "Attacking the darkness", | |
| "Falling Rocks", | |
| "Subtle pigmen", | |
| "Elf vaginas", | |
| "GMPC", | |
| "An Imperial titan", | |
| "THIN YOUR PAINTS", | |
| "Haters gonna hate", | |
| "NONE PURER!!!", | |
| "Lofn", | |
| "Big Blue Boy", | |
| "Fisk Malks", | |
| "Madolche?", | |
| "Filthy Casual", | |
| "Dakkon Motherfucking Blackblade", | |
| "Mark Rosewater", | |
| "Chimney Imp", | |
| "Storm Crow", | |
| "A magical piss forest", | |
| "Asking to play a pony in a Game of Thrones rpg", | |
| "Half-fae catboys", | |
| "SAN loss", | |
| "Monte Cooke's rancid fursuit", | |
| "Kickstarting a /tg/ homebrew only to have it turn out to be shit", | |
| "Waiting for Time Wizards!", | |
| "Covering yourself in mountain dew and rolling around the FLGS bathroom", | |
| "Enuff Dakka", | |
| "Muckin' about", | |
| "Caster Edition Fanboys", | |
| "Deep Rot", | |
| "An army made of sprues", | |
| "d4 caltrops", | |
| "Xeno scum", | |
| "Meatbread", | |
| "Decanter of endless water rocket", | |
| "DRAGON DILDOS", | |
| "Joshua-the embodiment of male self loathing", | |
| "Necronomicon", | |
| "A vagina full of spiders", | |
| "A first edition copy of FATAL", | |
| "DC 80 Escape Artist check", | |
| "A bear in a disguise", | |
| "Mise", | |
| "Crawdaddy", | |
| "Children's Card Games", | |
| "Cardgames on motorcycles", | |
| "Virgin Spike", | |
| "Choo choo, motherfucker", | |
| "Jace:the Wallet Sculptor", | |
| "Grim dark darkness that's grim", | |
| "Kord", | |
| "Queen of Blades", | |
| "A robotic ninja catgirl maid", | |
| "Please do not take the items", | |
| "Hypercube", | |
| "A falling Paladin", | |
| "Boxcars", | |
| "A Natural 20", | |
| "Riding the Jund train at full throttle", | |
| "Edition wars", | |
| "A railroad with no end", | |
| "Saying goodbye to Exodia", | |
| "Frost Giants", | |
| "Glorified games of pretend", | |
| "Playing for the story", | |
| "Metagaming", | |
| "People who don't understand THAC0", | |
| "Failing your Privilege Check and taking full damage from the Tumblrdragon's breath weapon", | |
| "Gratuitous Babe Art", | |
| "If only Tom Bombadil gave a fuck", | |
| "Moot", | |
| "Coasters", | |
| "Declaring a TIME MOMENT when the TM is about to say something important", | |
| "People who use THAC0", | |
| "Kebab", | |
| "Los Tiburon", | |
| "CLANG!", | |
| "Commissar Fuklaw", | |
| "F.A.T.A.L", | |
| "Female Space Marines", | |
| "An orc guarding a chest in a 10x10 room", | |
| "Captcha", | |
| "Bad at Magic", | |
| "Time Cube chess", | |
| "Noh", | |
| "Tankred Endures", | |
| "FOR THE EMPRAH", | |
| "CREEEEEEEEEEED!", | |
| "Shitposting", | |
| "A Kobold princess", | |
| "Scary Spooky Skeletons", | |
| "Grognard", | |
| "Goblins", | |
| "No sense of right and wrong", | |
| "Eldrad", | |
| "Kharne", | |
| "FATE", | |
| "Sister of Battle lesbian hebephilia", | |
| "Sabbat Warhero", | |
| "Squats", | |
| "Chaos Spawn", | |
| "Shitting all over the DM's plans", | |
| "Suggesting GURPS. No matter what", | |
| "Satanic rituals and human sacrifice", | |
| "Monstergirls", | |
| "Old Man Henderson", | |
| "Lich", | |
| "LOS MAGOOOOOOOOOOOS DEL TIEMPOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!", | |
| "Blackguard", | |
| "Rogue", | |
| "Wizard", | |
| "Explosive Runes", | |
| "A Bag of Holding full of Portable Holes", | |
| "A Mastercraft Greatsword", | |
| "Druidic Mysteries", | |
| "Spelljammer", | |
| "Lady of Pain", | |
| "Pelor", | |
| "A Literal Black Knight", | |
| "A Literal White Knight", | |
| "My Magical Realm", | |
| "The MacGuffin", | |
| "Spess mehrines", | |
| "Paladin", | |
| "Being a motherfucking sorcerer", | |
| "Surf ninjas", | |
| "A diaper of holding flamethrower", | |
| "Fa/tg/uy", | |
| "Sexbots", | |
| "Peasant railguns", | |
| "That guy", | |
| "Chaotic randumb", | |
| "Your FLGS", | |
| "Laughing Eldar", | |
| "Goddamn magpies", | |
| "Roll-play", | |
| "Metal Boxes", | |
| "Diplomacy", | |
| "LIIVI", | |
| "That DM", | |
| "A Big, Black Knight", | |
| "A Bigger, Blacker Knight", | |
| "The Biggest, Blackest Knight", | |
| "Brogan", | |
| "stat me", | |
| "/co/", | |
| "/d/", | |
| "/x/", | |
| "The whizzard", | |
| "Mary Sue", | |
| "Crazy Hassan", | |
| ">BLAM", | |
| "Gork and Mork", | |
| "Hour long quest adventures over Omegle", | |
| "Skip the bullshit and go straight to banging", | |
| "Anthropomorphism in 40K", | |
| "Doctor Who", | |
| "EXTERMINATE", | |
| "Fuck you, I'm a bear", | |
| "THE GODDAMN BATMAN", | |
| "Swinging an axe in the air while cornholing a bear", | |
| "Just the tip!", | |
| "SCIENCE!!1!", | |
| "Bearshark", | |
| "Trouser snakes", | |
| "The Power of Greyskull", | |
| "Drinking on live TV", | |
| "Mandatory Sex Party", | |
| "Games you can play with bricks", | |
| "Googly eyes on a cock", | |
| "Typing with your genitals", | |
| "Pirate hookers", | |
| "Fancy tampons", | |
| "Tinychat", | |
| "Moobs", | |
| "Boobs", | |
| "Standing next to short people to use them as armrests", | |
| "Hookers and blow", | |
| "Hello Kitty", | |
| "Tots", | |
| "Getting drunk before noon", | |
| "Clown strippers", | |
| "KERMIT FLAIL", | |
| "Premature ejaculation", | |
| "Bounty, the Quicker Picker Upper", | |
| "Bleeding Anuses", | |
| "A spoon that is too big", | |
| "Not being pregnant", | |
| "Show me your tits!", | |
| "Thanking your sex slaves", | |
| "Chris Gaines", | |
| "WIIINES", | |
| "A Wende head tilt", | |
| "PooooooP!", | |
| "Thundercunt", | |
| "Daddy foam", | |
| "The Great Dildo, Thor", | |
| "Landshark", | |
| "LYNCH LUPUS", | |
| "Barfstab", | |
| "A WHOLE GALLON OF BOOBS", | |
| "Bevis", | |
| "Tubemonster", | |
| "A really good booby weight", | |
| "Buttpirate Pokemon", | |
| "Queer Lesbian Jesus", | |
| "The establishment", | |
| "The revolution", | |
| "Ricardo", | |
| "Skittering ovaries", | |
| "Shooting heroin into my eyeballs", | |
| "A WHOLE GALLON", | |
| "Lewhora", | |
| "Poopcake", | |
| "Velociraptor", | |
| "Thundercunting", | |
| "Werewolf", | |
| "Cultist", | |
| "Very Serious Island", | |
| "COLLIN", | |
| "Ferngully", | |
| "Baby batter", | |
| "Sweater kittens", | |
| "Strawberry Shortcake sexing up a Carebear and giving birth to NyanCat", | |
| "Meat curtains", | |
| "HODOR", | |
| "Vejazzled vagina", | |
| "Butt oranges", | |
| "Simple dog", | |
| "LOUD NOISES", | |
| "Centaur Therapist Jesus", | |
| "GOATS", | |
| "Blowjob Jesus", | |
| "Welcome Taco", | |
| "Making a random guess in Werewolf that gets you killed later", | |
| "Dropbears", | |
| "Shenaniganty", | |
| "I AM HOW BABIES ARE MADE", | |
| "INTERNET FOREVER!", | |
| "The jitters you get before a meetup", | |
| "Droopums", | |
| "Nonni's mantis", | |
| "Noble whore", | |
| "Kangaroo stripper", | |
| "Ginger baby", | |
| "Drunk foruming", | |
| "Readying my torch for burnination", | |
| "Dickcheese", | |
| "In a sneaky hate spiral", | |
| "Certified Breast Maintenance Engineer", | |
| "A test tube baby", | |
| "Dancing naked", | |
| "Moist and Juicy", | |
| "Orgy", | |
| "Lotion", | |
| "Rapey dolphin", | |
| "Handbra", | |
| "Werepoo", | |
| "More bandaids", | |
| "A moose giving birth in Maggly's yard", | |
| "Curious hands", | |
| "Fuckweasel", | |
| "Tears of manly pain", | |
| "Spagbag", | |
| "Surprise penis", | |
| "Cthulhu", | |
| "Mr. Tinycheeks", | |
| "SEX", | |
| "An Olive Ewe", | |
| "Mountain Dew", | |
| "Duck Hunt", | |
| "George Costanza", | |
| "The PS4", | |
| "The Wii U", | |
| "The SNES", | |
| "The NES", | |
| "The SEGA Genesis", | |
| "The PSX", | |
| "The Duck Hunt dog", | |
| "/v/", | |
| "The Last of Us", | |
| "NSA", | |
| "Video Games", | |
| "Shizune (from Katawa Shuojo)", | |
| "Hanako (from Katawa Shuojo)", | |
| "Kenji (from Katawa Shuojo)", | |
| "Misha (from Katawa Shuojo)", | |
| "Emi (from Katawa Shoujo)", | |
| "The /v/idya gaem awards", | |
| "Lilly (from Katawa Shuojo)", | |
| "Rin (from Katawa Shuojo)", | |
| "iJustine", | |
| "Yahtzee", | |
| "rebbit", | |
| "Jack Thompson", | |
| "anything but video games", | |
| "Tom Preston", | |
| "Andrew Dobson", | |
| "nogames", | |
| "the delay time of Duke Nukem Forever", | |
| "Duke Nukem", | |
| "WoW", | |
| "Worth the Weight", | |
| "/vg/", | |
| "/vr/", | |
| "/vp/", | |
| "p2w", | |
| "Christopher Robin", | |
| "The Master Race", | |
| "/mlp/", | |
| "Bronies", | |
| "RAGE", | |
| "Eight Point Eight", | |
| "599 US Dollars", | |
| "2spooky", | |
| "Civillization IV", | |
| "Sanic Adventure 2", | |
| "DoTA 2", | |
| "League of Legends", | |
| "Asking br? when joining a server", | |
| "HoN", | |
| "Halo", | |
| "Geralt", | |
| "Following the damn train", | |
| "Creating a LttP vs Majora's Mask", | |
| "Checking your privledge", | |
| "Kotaku", | |
| "Call of Cthulhu", | |
| "Having fun", | |
| "Sanic", | |
| "Corruption of Champions", | |
| "Sonyggers", | |
| "Hitscan", | |
| "xX420blazeitXx", | |
| "Sakurai", | |
| "Blowing into a catridge", | |
| "Dragon dildos", | |
| "Nintendo", | |
| "Sony", | |
| "Doomguy", | |
| "Regginator", | |
| "tfw no qt gf", | |
| "Atelier", | |
| "Asura", | |
| "Obsidrones", | |
| "Nintenyearolds", | |
| "Xbots", | |
| "On disk DLC", | |
| "The Pyro (who takes skill)", | |
| "The Demoman (who takes skill)", | |
| "New Super Luigi Bros", | |
| "Minecraft", | |
| "Playing counterstrike too seriously", | |
| "Ass Creed", | |
| "Sports games the come out year after year", | |
| "Game Freak", | |
| "Konami", | |
| "Sega", | |
| "Microsoft", | |
| "Pirating games because you hate the government", | |
| "Wololololololololo", | |
| "Cave Story", | |
| "Fez", | |
| "Not completing all the side quests", | |
| "Artificial difficulty", | |
| "The best Final Fantasy game", | |
| "Grayson Hunt", | |
| "Matt and Pat", | |
| "Hamberger Helper", | |
| "Padding", | |
| "Artificial fun", | |
| "OFF by Mortis Ghost", | |
| "An indie dev that no one knows about", | |
| "Notch", | |
| "Buzzwords", | |
| "Grumpy dumpies", | |
| "Spaghetti", | |
| "The Secret of Monkey Island", | |
| "Watching let's plays on youtube", | |
| "Princess Peach", | |
| "Ronnie", | |
| "Wreck-It Ralph", | |
| "Destroy-It Dan", | |
| "Doritoes", | |
| "Dante, but you an call him Dante the demon killer", | |
| "FUCK YOU", | |
| "E.T. for Atari", | |
| "Dark Souls", | |
| "Devil May Cry", | |
| "Wubs", | |
| "Rape-It Randy", | |
| "Bayonetta", | |
| "Fifa 2014", | |
| "Superman 64", | |
| "Pikmen", | |
| "Cory in the House", | |
| "Egoraptor", | |
| "Making an email to gabe newell one post at a time", | |
| "A custom built PC", | |
| "Earthbound", | |
| "Warioware", | |
| "Traps", | |
| "/a/", | |
| "Knowing that feel", | |
| "Capitan Falcon", | |
| "Donte", | |
| "Katawa Shoujio", | |
| "/pol/", | |
| "/sp/", | |
| "Tropes vs Women in Video Games", | |
| "Anita", | |
| "JonTron", | |
| "Two Best Friends", | |
| "Playing vidya", | |
| "Being a casual fuck", | |
| "My sides", | |
| "wagglan", | |
| "Kirby", | |
| "Waluigi", | |
| "Solid Snake's Ass", | |
| "Big Boss", | |
| "Japan Time", | |
| "The orignal Xbox controller", | |
| "Wiimote", | |
| "Xbox Hueg", | |
| "Sam & Max", | |
| "Alexey Pajinov", | |
| "Shigesato Itoi", | |
| "Mother 3", | |
| "Shigeru Miyamoto", | |
| "GLaDOS", | |
| "Ridley", | |
| "Geno", | |
| "Nanomachines, son", | |
| "Wii Fit Trainer", | |
| "Using your PC as a heater in the winter", | |
| "Thowing bottles of holy water in the original Castlevania", | |
| "The orange gem from Bejeweled™", | |
| "Pheonix Wright", | |
| "Hank Hill", | |
| "Banjo-Kazooie", | |
| "The 8 million jews", | |
| "Honk! Honk!", | |
| "Alright", | |
| "Hideo Kojima", | |
| "BROTHER!", | |
| "LIQUID!", | |
| "Kirby's Air Ride", | |
| "Gaben", | |
| "HL3 confirmed!", | |
| "Yume Nikki", | |
| "Tim Buckley", | |
| "That feel", | |
| "Star Wars: Battlefront", | |
| "Bum Tickley", | |
| "Silent Hill", | |
| "Harry Mason", | |
| "Kramer", | |
| "No games", | |
| "James Sunderland", | |
| "The plot of MGS4", | |
| "Mods", | |
| "Furfags", | |
| "Words, Words, Words", | |
| "Le /v/ culture", | |
| "Jews", | |
| "HERESY!", | |
| "My waifu", | |
| "Cowadooty Franchise", | |
| "Call of Duty 4", | |
| "L.A. Noire", | |
| "Max Payne", | |
| "The red ring of death", | |
| "Kamiya", | |
| "Samus Aran", | |
| "Master Chef", | |
| "Valve", | |
| "Klonies", | |
| "The mustard race", | |
| "Toady", | |
| "FUCKING GAMESTOP", | |
| "Brown and bloom", | |
| "Wii-tier graphics", | |
| "Source engine", | |
| "Raptor attacks", | |
| "Getting Jeremy Irons to do your dialogue", | |
| "Answering casual questions in Iambic Pentameter", | |
| "An inexorably advancing wall of ice", | |
| "Mixing curse levels", | |
| "Going out in a blaze of Dadaist glory", | |
| "Poking small holes in noodle cups", | |
| "Zeppelins", | |
| "Vanilla Ice", | |
| "Computational Linguists", | |
| "A girl whose only mode of transportation is the M.C. Hammer slide", | |
| "Clark Gable's Tourette's", | |
| "Moral Relativity", | |
| "Snakes on Every Plane!", | |
| "Sending strange things through the mail", | |
| "The RJX-21 Laser Scope", | |
| "Electric Skateboards", | |
| "The mathematics of cunnilungus", | |
| "The math of Velociraptors", | |
| "Embedded music on MySpace", | |
| "The elimination of all culture you don't control", | |
| "Centrifugal force", | |
| "A Pong machine that's self-aware", | |
| "Cunnilingus", | |
| "Commenting out what other people say", | |
| "An embarrassing search history", | |
| "A human-sized hamster ball", | |
| "Casual use of 'sudo'", | |
| "Pronouncing 'Blog' as 'Blag'", | |
| "Using 'They' as a third-person singular gender-free pronoun", | |
| "A poisson distribution", | |
| "A ferret with wings strapped on", | |
| "An apple infused with tin", | |
| "The Bellman-Ford algorithm", | |
| "Orion's penis", | |
| "Feeding rocks to children", | |
| "Only knowing music from Guitar Hero", | |
| "The red spiders", | |
| "Taking a fourier transform of your cat", | |
| "The square root of lov", | |
| "A malaria party", | |
| "Getting in her pants, politely", | |
| "Gladiatorial combat", | |
| "Good grammar", | |
| "Hipsters", | |
| "Gandalf", | |
| "Genetically engineered super-soldiers", | |
| "George Clooney's musk", | |
| "Getting abducted by Peter Pan", | |
| "Eating an albino", | |
| "Enormous Scandinavian women", | |
| "Fabricating statistics", | |
| "Finding a skeleton", | |
| "Suicidal thoughts", | |
| "Dancing with a broom", | |
| "Deflowering the princess", | |
| "Dorito breath", | |
| "One thousand Slim Jims", | |
| "My machete", | |
| "Overpowering your father", | |
| "Ominous background music", | |
| "Media coverage", | |
| "Making the penises kiss", | |
| "Moral ambiguity", | |
| "Medieval Times® Dinner & Tournament", | |
| "Mad hacky-sack skills", | |
| "Just the tip", | |
| "Literally eating shit", | |
| "Leveling up", | |
| "Insatiable bloodlust", | |
| "Historical revisionism", | |
| "Jean-Claude Van Damme", | |
| "Jafar", | |
| "The boners of the elderly", | |
| "The economy", | |
| "Statistically validated stereotypes", | |
| "Sudden Poop Explosion Disease", | |
| "Slow motion", | |
| "Space muffins", | |
| "Sexual humiliation", | |
| "Sexy Siamese twins", | |
| "Santa Claus", | |
| "Scrotum tickling", | |
| "Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart", | |
| "Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse", | |
| "Quivering jowls", | |
| "Revenge fucking", | |
| "Pistol-whipping a hostage", | |
| "Quiche", | |
| "Zeus's sexual appetites", | |
| "Words, words, words", | |
| "Tripping balls", | |
| "Being a busy adult with many important things to do", | |
| "The four arms of Vishnu", | |
| "The shambling corpse of Larry King", | |
| "The hiccups", | |
| "The harsh light of day", | |
| "The Gulags", | |
| "The Fanta® girls", | |
| "A big black dick", | |
| "A beached whale", | |
| "A low standard of living", | |
| "A nuanced critique", | |
| "A bloody pacifier", | |
| "A crappy little hand", | |
| "Shaft", | |
| "Being a dinosaur", | |
| "Beating your wives", | |
| "Neil Patrick Harris", | |
| "Coughing into a vagina", | |
| "Carnies", | |
| "Nubile slave boys", | |
| "Bosnian chicken farmers", | |
| "A web of lies", | |
| "A rival dojo", | |
| "A passionate Latino lover", | |
| "Panty raids", | |
| "Appreciative snapping", | |
| "Apologizing", | |
| "Clams", | |
| "A woman scorned", | |
| "Being awesome at sex", | |
| "Spring break!", | |
| "Another shot of morphine", | |
| "Dining with cardboard cutouts of the cast of \"Friends.\"", | |
| "A soulful rendition of \"Ol' Man River.\"", | |
| "Making a friend", | |
| "A sweaty, panting leather daddy", | |
| "Intimacy problems", | |
| "The new Radiohead album", | |
| "Pretty Pretty Princess Dress-Up Board Game®", | |
| "A man in yoga pants with a ponytail and feather earrings", | |
| "An army of skeletons", | |
| "A squadron of moles wearing aviator goggles", | |
| "Beefin' over turf", | |
| "The Google", | |
| "Bullshit", | |
| "A sweet spaceship", | |
| "A 55-gallon drum of lube", | |
| "Special musical guest, Cher", | |
| "The human body", | |
| "Mild autism", | |
| "Nunchuck moves", | |
| "Whipping a disobedient slave", | |
| "An ether-soaked rag", | |
| "Oncoming traffic", | |
| "A dollop of sour cream", | |
| "A slightly shittier parallel universe", | |
| "My first kill", | |
| "Boris the Soviet Love Hammer", | |
| "The grey nutrient broth that sustains Mitt Romney", | |
| "Tiny nipples", | |
| "Power", | |
| "Death by Steven Seagal", | |
| "A Burmese tiger pit", | |
| "Basic human decency", | |
| "Grandpa's ashes", | |
| "One Ring to rule them all", | |
| "The day the birds attacked", | |
| "Fetal alcohol syndrome", | |
| "Graphic violence, adult language, and some sexual content", | |
| "A bigger, blacker dick", | |
| "The mere concept of Applebee's®", | |
| "A sad fat dragon with no friends", | |
| "A piñata full of scorpions", | |
| "Existing", | |
| "Hillary Clinton's death stare", | |
| "Catastrophic urethral trauma", | |
| "Double penetration", | |
| "Daddy's belt", | |
| "Swiftly achieving orgasm", | |
| "Mooing", | |
| "Rising from the grave", | |
| "Subduing a grizzly bear and making her your wife", | |
| "Some really fucked-up shit", | |
| "Weapons-grade plutonium", | |
| "All of this blood", | |
| "Scrotal frostbite", | |
| "Taking a man's eyes and balls out and putting his eyes where his balls go and then his balls in the eye holes", | |
| "The mixing of the races", | |
| "Pumping out a baby every nine months", | |
| "Tongue", | |
| "Loki, the trickster god", | |
| "Whining like a little bitch", | |
| "Wearing an octopus for a hat", | |
| "An unhinged ferris wheel rolling toward the sea", | |
| "Finding Waldo", | |
| "Upgrading homeless people to mobile hotspots", | |
| "A magic hippie love cloud", | |
| "Fuck Mountain", | |
| "Living in a trashcan", | |
| "The corporations", | |
| "Getting hilariously gang-banged by the Blue Man Group", | |
| "Jeff Goldblum", | |
| "Survivor's guilt", | |
| "Me", | |
| "All my friends dying", | |
| "Shutting the fuck up", | |
| "An ass disaster", | |
| "Some kind of bird-man", | |
| "The entire Internet", | |
| "Going around punching people", | |
| "A boo-boo", | |
| "Indescribable loneliness", | |
| "Having sex on top of a pizza", | |
| "Chugging a lava lamp", | |
| "Warm, velvety muppet sex", | |
| "Running naked through a mall, pissing and shitting everywhere", | |
| "Nothing", | |
| "Samuel L. Jackson", | |
| "Self-flagellation", | |
| "The systematic destruction of an entire people and their way of life", | |
| "The Quesadilla Explosion Salad™ from Chili's®", | |
| "Reverse cowgirl", | |
| "Vietnam flashbacks", | |
| "Actually getting shot, for real", | |
| "Not having sex", | |
| "Cock", | |
| "Dying alone and in pain", | |
| "A cop who is also a dog", | |
| "The way white people is", | |
| "Gay aliens", | |
| "The primal, ball-slapping sex your parents are having right now", | |
| "A cat video so cute that your eyes roll back and your spine slides out of your anus", | |
| "A lamprey swimming up the toilet and latching onto your taint", | |
| "Slapping a racist old lady", | |
| "A black male in his early 20s, last seen wearing a hoodie", | |
| "Jumping out at people", | |
| "Three months in the hole", | |
| "Blood farts", | |
| "The Land of Chocolate", | |
| "A botched circumcision", | |
| "My manservant, Claude", | |
| "Vomiting mid-blowjob", | |
| "Letting everyone down", | |
| "Having shotguns for legs", | |
| "Bill Clinton, naked on a bearskin rug with a saxophone", | |
| "Mufasa's death scene", | |
| "The Harlem Globetrotters", | |
| "Demonic possession", | |
| "Fisting", | |
| "The thin veneer of situational causality that underlies porn", | |
| "Girls that always be textin'", | |
| "Blowing some dudes in an alley", | |
| "A spontaneous conga line", | |
| "A vagina that leads to another dimension", | |
| "Disco fever", | |
| "Getting your dick stuck in a Chinese finger trap with another dick", | |
| "Drinking ten 5-hour ENERGYs® to get fifty continuous hours of energy", | |
| "Sneezing, farting, and coming at the same time", | |
| "Some douche with an acoustic guitar", | |
| "Spending lots of money", | |
| "Putting an entire peanut butter and jelly sandwich into the VCR", | |
| "An unstoppable wave of fire ants", | |
| "A greased-up Matthew McConaughey", | |
| "Flying robots that kill people", | |
| "Unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks", | |
| "Crying into the pages of Sylvia Plath", | |
| "The moist, demanding chasm of his mouth", | |
| "Filling every orifice with butterscotch pudding", | |
| "An all-midget production of Shakespeare's Richard III", | |
| "Screaming like a maniac", | |
| "Not contributing to society in any meaningful way", | |
| "A pile of squirming bodies", | |
| "Buying the right pants to be cool", | |
| "Roland the Farter, flatulist to the king", | |
| "That ass", | |
| "A surprising amount of hair", | |
| "Eating Tom Selleck's mustache to gain his powers", | |
| "Velcro™", | |
| "A PowerPoint presentation", | |
| "Crazy opium eyes", | |
| "10 Incredible Facts About the Anus", | |
| "An interracial handshake", | |
| "Moderate-to-severe joint pain", | |
| "Finally finishing off the Indians", | |
| "Sugar madness", | |
| "Actual mutants with medical conditions and no superpowers", | |
| "The secret formula for ultimate female satisfaction", | |
| "The complex geopolitical quagmire that is the Middle East", | |
| "Fucking a corpse back to life", | |
| "Neil Diamond's Greatest Hits", | |
| "Calculating every mannerism so as not to suggest homosexuality", | |
| "Whatever a McRib® is made of", | |
| "No clothes on, penis in vagina", | |
| "All the single ladies", | |
| "Whispering all sexy", | |
| "How awesome I am", | |
| "Ass to mouth", | |
| "Smoking crack, for instance", | |
| "Falling into the toilet", | |
| "A dance move that's just sex", | |
| "The size of my penis", | |
| "Some sort of Asian", | |
| "A hopeless amount of spiders", | |
| "Party Mexicans", | |
| "Drinking responsibly", | |
| "The safe word", | |
| "Angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night", | |
| "Bouncing up and down", | |
| "Jizz", | |
| "Ambiguous sarcasm", | |
| "A shiny rock that proves I love you", | |
| "Dem titties", | |
| "My worthless son", | |
| "Exploding pigeons", | |
| "A Ugandan warlord", | |
| "My sex dungeon", | |
| "A kiss on the lips", | |
| "Child Protective Services", | |
| "A Native American who solves crimes by going into the spirit world", | |
| "Doo-doo", | |
| "The peaceful and nonthreatening rise of China", | |
| "Sports", | |
| "A fart", | |
| "Unquestioning obedience", | |
| "Three consecutive seconds of happiness", | |
| "Grammar nazis who are also regular Nazis", | |
| "Snorting coke off a clown's boner", | |
| "Africa", | |
| "Depression", | |
| "A horse with no legs", | |
| "The euphoric rush of strangling a drifter", | |
| "Khakis", | |
| "Interspecies marriage", | |
| "A gender identity that can only be conveyed through slam poetry", | |
| "Almost giving money to a homeless person", | |
| "Stuff a child's face with Fun Dip® until he starts having fun", | |
| "What Jesus would do", | |
| "A for-real lizard that spits blood from its eyes", | |
| "Blackula", | |
| "The tiniest shred of evidence that God is real", | |
| "My dad's dumb fucking face", | |
| "Prince Ali,", | |
| "A manhole", | |
| "A sex goblin with a carnival penis", | |
| "A bunch of idiots playing a card game instead of interacting like normal humans", | |
| "A sex comet from Neptune that plunges the Earth into eternal sexiness", | |
| "Sharks with legs", | |
| "Injecting speed into one arm and horse tranquilizer into the other", | |
| "Lots and lots of abortions", | |
| "Seeing things from Hitler's perspective", | |
| "Too much cocaine", | |
| "Doing the right stuff to her nipples", | |
| "Giant sperm from outer space", | |
| "Oil!", | |
| "Ennui", | |
| "A powered exoskeleton", | |
| "A disappointing salad", | |
| "Mom's new boyfriend", | |
| "Unrelenting genital punishment", | |
| "Denzel", | |
| "The swim team, all at once", | |
| "The eight gay warlocks who dictate the rules of fashion", | |
| "Being nine years old", | |
| "The unbelievable world of mushrooms", | |
| "The Abercrombie & Fitch lifestyle", | |
| "Vegetarian options", | |
| "My first period", | |
| "Having been dead for a while", | |
| "Backwards knees", | |
| "Being paralyzed from the neck down", | |
| "Seeing my village burned and my family slaughtered before my eyes", | |
| "A zero-risk way to make $2,000 from home", | |
| "A crazy little thing called love", | |
| "Ancient Athenian boy-fucking", | |
| "Out-of-this-world bazongas", | |
| "The ghost of Marlon Brando", | |
| "The basic suffering that pervades all of existence", | |
| "Being worshipped as the one true God", | |
| "Figuring out how to have sex with a dolphin", | |
| "All these decorative pillows", | |
| "A mouthful of potato salad", | |
| "Russian super-tuberculosis", | |
| "A reason not to commit suicide", | |
| "Going to a high school reunion on ketamine", | |
| "The passage of time", | |
| "Child support payments", | |
| "Changing a person's mind with logic and facts", | |
| "My boyfriend's stupid penis", | |
| "The tiger that killed my father", | |
| "Genghis Khan's DNA", | |
| "Boring vaginal sex", | |
| "40 acres and a mule", | |
| "A whole new kind of porn", | |
| "Slowly easing down onto a cucumber", | |
| "Wearing glasses and sounding smart", | |
| "AIDS monkeys", | |
| "A team of lawyers", | |
| "Getting drive-by shot", | |
| "Not believing in giraffes", | |
| "Anal fissures like you wouldn't believe", | |
| "A giant powdery manbaby", | |
| "Cutting off a flamingo's legs with garden shears", | |
| "P.F. Chang himself", | |
| "An uninterrupted history of imperialism and exploitation", | |
| "A one-way ticket to Gary, Indiana", | |
| "Daddy's credit card", | |
| "September 11th, 2001", | |
| "An unforgettable quinceañera", | |
| "Deez nuts", | |
| "Social justice warriors with flamethrowers of compassion", | |
| "Some shit-hot guitar licks", | |
| "Butt stuff", | |
| "Blackface", | |
| "Blowjobs for everyone", | |
| "Getting eaten alive by Guy Fieri", | |
| "Western standards of beauty", | |
| "Ejaculating live bees and the bees are angry", | |
| "My dead son's baseball glove", | |
| "Getting caught by the police and going to jail", | |
| "A face full of horse cum", | |
| "Free ice cream, yo", | |
| "The white half of Barack Obama", | |
| "The black half of Barack Obama", | |
| "An inability to form meaningful relationships", | |
| "A bass drop so huge it tears the starry vault asunder to reveal the face of God", | |
| "Growing up chained to a radiator in perpetual darkness", | |
| "Shitting all over the floor like a bad, bad girl", | |
| "A buttload of candy", | |
| "Sucking all the milk out of a yak", | |
| "Bullets", | |
| "A man who is so cool that he rides on a motorcycle", | |
| "Sudden penis loss", | |
| "Getting all offended", | |
| "Crying and shitting and eating spaghetti", | |
| "One unforgettable night of passion", | |
| "Being popular and good at sports", | |
| "Filling a man's anus with concrete", | |
| "Two whales fucking the shit out of eachother", | |
| "Cool, relateable cancer teens", | |
| "The amount of gay I am", | |
| "A possible Muslim", | |
| "Unsheathing my massive horse cock", | |
| "A bowl of gourds", | |
| "The male gaze", | |
| "The power of the Dark Side", | |
| "Ripping a dog in half", | |
| "A constant need for validation", | |
| "Meaningless sex", | |
| "Such a big boy", | |
| "Throwing stones at a man until he dies", | |
| "Cancer", | |
| "Like a million alligators", | |
| "Eating together like a god damn family for once", | |
| "Cute boys", | |
| "Pussy", | |
| "Being a terrible mother", | |
| "Never having sex again", | |
| "A pizza guy who fucked up", | |
| "A whole lotta woman", | |
| "The all-new Nissan Pathfinder with 0.9% APR financing!", | |
| "A peyote-fueled vision quest", | |
| "Kale", | |
| "Breastfeeding a ten year old", | |
| "Crippling social anxiety", | |
| "Immortality cream", | |
| "Texas", | |
| "Teaching a girl how to handjob the penis", | |
| "A turd", | |
| "Shapes and colors", | |
| "Whatever you wish, mother", | |
| "The haunting stare of an Iraqi child", | |
| "Robots who just want to party", | |
| "A self-microwaving burrito", | |
| "Forgetting grandma's first name", | |
| "Our new Buffalo Chicken Dippers®!", | |
| "Treasures beyond your wildest dreams", | |
| "Getting shot out of a cannon", | |
| "The sweet song of sword against sword and the braying of mighty war beasts", | |
| "Walking into a glass door", | |
| "The color \"puce\"", | |
| "Every ounce of charisma left in Mick Jagger's tired body", | |
| "The eighth graders", | |
| "Setting my balls on fire and cartwheeling to Ohio", | |
| "The dentist", | |
| "Gwyneth Paltrow's opinions", | |
| "Turning the rivers red with the blood of infidels", | |
| "Rabies", | |
| "Important news about Taylor Swift", | |
| "Ejaculating inside another man's wife", | |
| "Owls, the perfect predator", | |
| "Being John Malkovich", | |
| "Bathing in moonsblood and dancing around the ancient oak", | |
| "An oppressed people with a vibrant culture", | |
| "An overwhelming variety of cheeses", | |
| "Reading the entire End-User License Agreement", | |
| "Morpheus", | |
| "Peeing into a girl's butt to make a baby", | |
| "Generally having no idea of what's going on", | |
| "No longer finding any Cards Against Humanity card funny", | |
| "Dragon boobs", | |
| "Verisimilitude", | |
| "Dissociated mechanics", | |
| "Rape", | |
| "Storygames", | |
| "Random chargen", | |
| "RPG.net", | |
| "Dice inserted somewhere painful", | |
| "FATAL", | |
| "Ron Edwards' brain damage", | |
| "Boob plate armor", | |
| "Gamer chicks", | |
| "GNS theory", | |
| "Drizzt", | |
| "The entire Palladium Books® Megaverse™", | |
| "BadWrongFun", | |
| "Misogynerds", | |
| "Cultural Marxism", | |
| "Pissing on Gary Gygax's grave", | |
| "Steve Jackson's beard", | |
| "Natural 20", | |
| "Rapenards", | |
| "The Crisis of Treachery™", | |
| "Game balance", | |
| "Fishmalks", | |
| "A kick to the dicebags", | |
| "Bearded dwarven women", | |
| "Owlbear's tears", | |
| "Magic missile", | |
| "THAC0", | |
| "Bigby's Groping Hands", | |
| "Drow blackface", | |
| "Save or die", | |
| "Swine", | |
| "The Forge", | |
| "Healing Surges", | |
| "Gelatinous Cubes", | |
| "Total Party Kill", | |
| "Quoting Monty Python", | |
| "Dumbed down shit for ADD WoW babies", | |
| "Mike Mearls", | |
| "Comeliness", | |
| "Vampire: The Masquerade", | |
| "Rifts™", | |
| "The random prostitute table", | |
| "Dildo of Enlightenment +2", | |
| "Grognards Against Humanity", | |
| "Cthulhu", | |
| "The naked succubus in the Monster Manual", | |
| "Role-playing and roll-playing", | |
| "Fun Tyrant", | |
| "4rries", | |
| "Martial dailies", | |
| "Black Tokyo", | |
| "Killfuck Soulshitter", | |
| "Cheetoism", | |
| "Grimdark", | |
| "Kobolds", | |
| "Oozemaster", | |
| "Rocks fall, everyone dies", | |
| "Mark Rein·Hagen", | |
| "Maid RPG", | |
| "Splugorth blind warrior women", | |
| "Dying during chargen", | |
| "Slaughtering innocent orc children", | |
| "Lesbian stripper ninjas", | |
| "Magical tea party", | |
| "Grinding levels", | |
| "Dice animism", | |
| "White privilege", | |
| "Githyanki therapy", | |
| "Amber Diceless Roleplaying", | |
| "A ratcatcher with a small but vicious dog", | |
| "Bribing the GM with sexual favors", | |
| "Eurocentric fantasy", | |
| "Sacred cows", | |
| "Gygaxian naturalism", | |
| "Special snowflakes", | |
| "Neckbeards", | |
| "Gazebos", | |
| "Lorraine Williams", | |
| "Nude larping", | |
| "Portable holes", | |
| "Steampunk bullshit", | |
| "Dump stats", | |
| "Ale and whores", | |
| "Poutine", | |
| "Newfies", | |
| "The Official Languages Act. La Loi sur les langues officielles", | |
| "Terry Fox's prosthetic leg", | |
| "The FLQ", | |
| "Canada: America's Hat", | |
| "Don Cherry's wardrobe", | |
| "Burning down the White House", | |
| "Heritage minutes", | |
| "Homo milk", | |
| "Naked News", | |
| "Mr. Dressup", | |
| "Syrupy sex with a maple tree", | |
| "Being Canadian", | |
| "Snotsicles", | |
| "The Famous Five", | |
| "Schmirler the Curler", | |
| "Stephen Harper", | |
| "A Molson muscle", | |
| "The Royal Canadian Mounted Police", | |
| "An icy handjob from an Edmonton hooker", | |
| "Hakuna matata, motherfucker", | |
| "A $50 cup of coffee literally made from cat shit", | |
| "A really bad yeast infection", | |
| "A 5 lb. bag of gummy bears", | |
| "A bachelor's degree in communication", | |
| "A ball pit filled with testicles", | |
| "A banana. You know, for scale", | |
| "A beard longer than 12 inches", | |
| "A Benedict Cumberbatch RealDoll™", | |
| "A bit o' the ol' slap and tickle", | |
| "A bitchin' Camaro", | |
| "A black fly in your chardonnay", | |
| "A blanket with a hole in it", | |
| "A braille vajazzling", | |
| "A breakfast sausage with serious emotional problems", | |
| "A bunch of snot-nosed, know-it-all twentysomethings", | |
| "A burning sensation", | |
| "A butt-plug in the shape of a rolled-up copy of the U.S. Constitution", | |
| "A cage fight with Nicolas Cage", | |
| "A Category 5 assnado", | |
| "A chair that likes to rape people", | |
| "A combination bounce house and fumigation tent", | |
| "A crusty old sock", | |
| "A cunning stunt", | |
| "A donkey show", | |
| "A fear-boner", | |
| "A fishy taste", | |
| "A Fleshlight®", | |
| "A fluffy little butt", | |
| "A four-inch clit", | |
| "A good schtupping", | |
| "A gratuitous claymation sequence", | |
| "A hairshirt", | |
| "A hamster with a throbbing erection", | |
| "A history of abuse", | |
| "A husband bulge", | |
| "A jury of your peers", | |
| "A literal shaved beaver", | |
| "A mazel tov cocktail", | |
| "A meat popsicle", | |
| "A moist towlette", | |
| "A nugget of poo roughly the size and shape of a crouton", | |
| "A pineapple with chlamydia", | |
| "A powerful gag reflex", | |
| "A prehensile penis", | |
| "A purple nurple", | |
| "A secret blend of eleven herbs and spices", | |
| "A sense of resignation", | |
| "A sexually aggressive koala", | |
| "A shit-ton of glitter", | |
| "A shockingly flatulent bobcat", | |
| "A silly old sea captain who's just full of stories", | |
| "A single, shiny Bitcoin", | |
| "A slack-jawed yokel", | |
| "A song about how great Nebraska is", | |
| "A stinky pinky", | |
| "A stripper named \"Anchovy.\"", | |
| "A strong, independent woman who don't need no man", | |
| "A tender rodgering", | |
| "A thirsty, sperm-jacking wanna-be baby mama", | |
| "A tip of my fedora", | |
| "A tongue punch in the ol' fart box", | |
| "A tossed salad", | |
| "A urine-filled bong", | |
| "A Waco, Texas-themed novelty barbecue pit and smoker", | |
| "A warm, gently fragrant biscuit", | |
| "A were-salmon", | |
| "A younger, vastly more attractive spouse", | |
| "Africans, the racist white kind", | |
| "An absinthe enema", | |
| "An actual gravy train", | |
| "An actual invisible knapsack", | |
| "An adorable baby sloth", | |
| "An angry little man", | |
| "An asexual bonobo", | |
| "An effeminate southern homophobe", | |
| "An emergency root canal", | |
| "An emperor penguin with no sense of shame", | |
| "An entire bottle of Jägermeister®", | |
| "An erotic novel about the Loch Ness Monster", | |
| "An extra-large can of Bone Bashful™ brand Chinchilla Pudding Sauce", | |
| "An itsy-bitsy teeny weenie", | |
| "An obscene amount of butter", | |
| "An Oosik, or Inuit war club made from the penis bone of a walrus", | |
| "An orcgasm", | |
| "An overly-enthusiastic prostate exam", | |
| "An unexpected finger in the anus", | |
| "An unsurprising rash", | |
| "Anything with a hole", | |
| "Applying to a new guild", | |
| "Asian girls with names like \"Christina\" or \"Elizabeth\"", | |
| "Auto-erotic asphyxiation", | |
| "Axl Rose", | |
| "Baby carrots", | |
| "Bacon that can feel pain", | |
| "Bacon-flavored lube", | |
| "Barfing into a tiny, bejewled handbag", | |
| "Being able to name all of the different kinds of olives", | |
| "Being born with a tail", | |
| "Being circumcised with a deli slicer", | |
| "Being heteroflexible", | |
| "Being kicked in the ovaries", | |
| "Being punk in drublic", | |
| "Being raped to sleep by dickwolves", | |
| "Being small but perfectly well formed", | |
| "Being so far in the closet, you can see Narnia", | |
| "Being waterboarded with Wild Turkey® 101", | |
| "Belching out the lyrics to \"Hey Jude.\"", | |
| "Bitch tits", | |
| "Bitchy resting face", | |
| "Blistering barnacles!", | |
| "Bono. Just... Bono", | |
| "Bourbon pong", | |
| "Bronies", | |
| "Cake farts", | |
| "Charles Darwin", | |
| "Chasing waterfalls", | |
| "Chemtrails", | |
| "Chesticles", | |
| "Child-sized coffins", | |
| "Chloroform", | |
| "Cockasaurus rex: the horniest dinosaur of them all", | |
| "Cockissimo Fantastico, the legendary lover with the wonderous wang", | |
| "Cocktimus Prime: the laser-guided dildo rocket", | |
| "Cockulous Maximus, tremendous tallywacker of Tripoli", | |
| "Combing out the dingleberries", | |
| "Costco® food samples", | |
| "Crabs Adjust Humidity", | |
| "Cumalot", | |
| "Curb-stomping", | |
| "Danger pheremones", | |
| "Death by snu-snu", | |
| "Dennis Rodman, professional diplomat", | |
| "DOOOOOMM!!!!!!!", | |
| "Double vaginal, double anal", | |
| "Dr. Jellyfinger", | |
| "Droppin' the mic", | |
| "Duchess Von Fingerbang", | |
| "Enrolling in clown school", | |
| "Erotic balloon animals", | |
| "Erotic Star Trek fan fiction where all the characters are furries, like Kirk is an ocelot or something", | |
| "Explaining how I got the nickname \"Nibbleberries.\"", | |
| "Ezekiel 23:20 \"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.\"", | |
| "Fat Man and Little Boy", | |
| "Felching", | |
| "Flop sweat", | |
| "Front row seats to the Shit Show", | |
| "Gargling noises", | |
| "Gazpacho tactics", | |
| "Gettin' down there and bein' all like \"this shit is nasty, yo. Fuck this, yo.\"", | |
| "Getting ganked", | |
| "Gilbert Gottfried's voice", | |
| "Giving Anne Frank a drum kit for her birthday", | |
| "Giving the tumor a cutesy name", | |
| "Giving your pet lamb a Brazilian", | |
| "Googling \"Betty White nude.\"", | |
| "Grandma's wet, sloppy kisses", | |
| "Ham night!", | |
| "Her dry, scaly hands", | |
| "Hey, fuck you buddy", | |
| "Hilarious foreigners!", | |
| "Honey Boo Boo shotgunning a 2-litre bottle of \"go-go juice.\"", | |
| "Hookers and blow", | |
| "Hooking up at a Tegan and Sara concert", | |
| "Hulking out", | |
| "Insisting that Jesus is technically a zombie", | |
| "Japanese rope technique", | |
| "Jennifer Lawrence", | |
| "JJ Abrams putting lens flares all over everything", | |
| "Joe Biden getting his freak on", | |
| "Joffrey Baratheon, the loathsome little shit", | |
| "Juggalos", | |
| "Kentucky Fried Children", | |
| "Killing hobos", | |
| "LeBron James' vast, enveloping hands", | |
| "Lego® recreations of famous porn scenes", | |
| "Living among us... Learning our ways. Watching. Waiting", | |
| "Long Schlong Silver", | |
| "Low-hanging fruit", | |
| "Lt. Worf's naturally-ribbed Klingon schlong", | |
| "Lucky Pierre", | |
| "M'lady", | |
| "Making airplane noises", | |
| "Making sweet, sweet love all night long", | |
| "Making vigorous love to a Taco Bell® Beefy 5-Layer Burrito™", | |
| "Mesothelioma", | |
| "Michele Bachmann furiously masturbating with a coathanger", | |
| "Minimum wage", | |
| "Mitt Romney doing a burlesque routine in a giant champagne glass", | |
| "Mongolian \"beef.\"", | |
| "Monkey torture", | |
| "More dots!", | |
| "Mr. Right Now", | |
| "My apparent inability to read a few simple words out loud", | |
| "My big juicy fuck potatoes", | |
| "My level 90 night elf, Leafshit Puddingsbane", | |
| "My silent twin, the afterbirth", | |
| "Natalie Portman naked, petrified, and covered in hot grits", | |
| "Nazi unicorns", | |
| "Neil deGrasse Tyson", | |
| "Not being too smelly, you know, in the cellar. Down Below", | |
| "Obamacare", | |
| "OH EM GEE, TOTES ADORBS!!!", | |
| "One Direction", | |
| "One whose nether regions are vast and beckoning, like unto a corridor down which a frankfurter might be thrown", | |
| "Opening for Sigur Rós", | |
| "Origami erotica", | |
| "Painal", | |
| "Paula Deen's dietician", | |
| "Peanut Butter Jelly Time", | |
| "Pelvic sorcery", | |
| "Plato's Allegory of the Cave or some other pretentious bullshit", | |
| "Poop soup", | |
| "Pooping in public", | |
| "Posting on www.reddit.com/r/gonewild/", | |
| "Pretending to be a malfunctioning robot", | |
| "Pretending to have the hiccups", | |
| "Primo schlick material", | |
| "Pronouncing \"quinoa\" properly", | |
| "Protective custody", | |
| "Putting Baby in a corner", | |
| "Racist ninjas", | |
| "Rainbow cumdrops", | |
| "Raptor Jesus", | |
| "Realistic expectations", | |
| "Reluctant anal", | |
| "Reptilians", | |
| "Rich Corinthian leather", | |
| "Robin Thicke", | |
| "Rock bottom", | |
| "Romantic cancer", | |
| "Running around like a guy with his chicken cut off", | |
| "S'more Schnapps", | |
| "Scissoring", | |
| "Self-medicating", | |
| "Self-replicating fudge", | |
| "Selling out", | |
| "September 11th", | |
| "Sexy witches", | |
| "Six pounds of raw, peeled garlic", | |
| "Slightly more than 3 ounces of cum", | |
| "Slowly waving an oversized Jamaican flag", | |
| "Some punk-ass little bitch", | |
| "Something Elon Musk thought up while floating six inches above the floor in a meditative trance", | |
| "Something so offensive, I don't even want to say it", | |
| "Spiking the juice at AA", | |
| "Sploosh!", | |
| "Sriracha", | |
| "State-of-the-art animatronics", | |
| "Steaming hot lemonade", | |
| "Struggle snuggles", | |
| "Susan, that bitch", | |
| "Swallowing a cue ball", | |
| "Tacos", | |
| "Taking one for the team", | |
| "Tampons in every hole", | |
| "Ted Nugent's cold, dead hands", | |
| "That \"not-so-fresh\" feeling", | |
| "That thing with the spoon", | |
| "The (technically) Virgin Mary", | |
| "The age of consent", | |
| "The Chronicles of Red-Dick", | |
| "The cliterati", | |
| "The combined fat from all of the Kardashians' liposuction procedures", | |
| "The creative use of a pool noodle", | |
| "The crotches of strangers", | |
| "The echoing silence left by SIDS", | |
| "The express written consent of Major League Baseball", | |
| "The fabled Mongolian Death Worm", | |
| "The few shreds of tinsel still clinging to my asshole", | |
| "The Gaza Strip", | |
| "The graveyard shift at 7-Eleven®", | |
| "The green apple splatters", | |
| "The hole in my chest where my heart used to be", | |
| "The Large Hard-On Collider", | |
| "The love that dare not speak its name", | |
| "The noise a cat makes before vomiting", | |
| "The ol' reach-around", | |
| "The patriarchal social construct of physical genitalia", | |
| "The Slender Man", | |
| "The smooth, unblemished skin of a child", | |
| "The soft love-honks of a lust goose", | |
| "The sound of one hand fapping", | |
| "The sticky icky", | |
| "The sweet release of death", | |
| "The TARDIS", | |
| "The taste of human flesh", | |
| "The whole goddamned thing", | |
| "Those creamy atheist thighs", | |
| "Titty sprinkles", | |
| "Touching each other's butts", | |
| "Trickle-down economics", | |
| "Trouser chili", | |
| "Tufted ears", | |
| "Turning it all into a sexy dance", | |
| "TWENTY MILLION U.S. DOLLARS", | |
| "Uncontrollably retching at the mere mention of mayonnaise", | |
| "Using a live squid as a condom", | |
| "Using a zip-tie as an impromptu cock-ring", | |
| "Using tears as lubricant", | |
| "Using teeth", | |
| "Van Gogh's severed ear", | |
| "Wanghis Kahn, cocklord of the Mongols", | |
| "Weaponized ebola", | |
| "Wearing a blue fox fursuit on Casual Friday", | |
| "Wearing your IUD into an MRI", | |
| "Welfare", | |
| "What happens in Vegas", | |
| "What Jesus would do", | |
| "Whatever is left", | |
| "Wielding a toddler as a weapon", | |
| "Wiggling", | |
| "WINNING!!", | |
| "Wuv", | |
| "www.clownpenis.fart", | |
| "Yiffing", | |
| "Yoga pants", | |
| "You know, one of them sorts of things", | |
| "Zatopeepee, the Blind Fucksman", | |
| "Ze Germans", | |
| "A CGI dragon", | |
| "A dwarf who won't leave you alone until you compare penis sizes", | |
| "A gay sorcerer who turns everyone gay", | |
| "A ghoul", | |
| "A Hitachi Magic Wand", | |
| "A magical kingdom with dragons and elves and no black people", | |
| "A mysterious, floating orb", | |
| "A weed elemental who gets everyone high", | |
| "Accidentally conjuring a legless horse that can't stop ejaculating", | |
| "Bathing naked in a moonlit grove", | |
| "Dinosaurs who wear armor and you ride them and they kick ass", | |
| "Eternal darkness", | |
| "Freaky, pan-dimensional sex with a demigod", | |
| "Gender equality", | |
| "Going on an epic adventure and learning a valuable lesson about friendship", | |
| "Handcuffing a wizard to a radiator and dousing him with kerosene", | |
| "Hodor", | |
| "How hot Orlando Bloom was in Lord of the Rings", | |
| "Kneeing a wizard in the balls", | |
| "Make-believe stories for autistic white men,", | |
| "Reading The Hobbit under the covers while mom and dad scream at each other downstairs", | |
| "Shitting in a wizard's spell book and jizzing in his hat", | |
| "Shooting a wizard with a gun", | |
| "The all-seeing Eye of Sauron", | |
| "The card game Neil Gaiman wrote: \"Three elves at a time.\"", | |
| "True love's kiss", | |
| "A sobering quantity of chili cheese fries", | |
| "Going vegetarian and feeling so great all the time", | |
| "Kale farts", | |
| "Licking the cake batter off of grandma's fingers", | |
| "Real cheese flavor", | |
| "Swishing the wine around and sniffing it like a big fancy man", | |
| "The Dial-A-Slice Apple Divider from Williams-Sonoma", | |
| "What to do with all of this chocolate on my penis", | |
| "A belly full of hard-boiled eggs", | |
| "A joyless vegan patty", | |
| "A table for one at The Cheesecake Factory", | |
| "Being emotionally and physically dominated by Gordon Ramsay", | |
| "Kevin Bacon Bits", | |
| "Not knowing what to believe anymore about butter", | |
| "Soup that's better than pussy", | |
| "Sucking down thousands of pounds of krill every day", | |
| "A Mexican child trapped inside of a burrito", | |
| "Clamping down on a gazelle's jugular and tasting its warm life waters", | |
| "Committing suicide at the Old Country Buffet", | |
| "Father's forbidden chocolates", | |
| "Jizz Twinkies", | |
| "The Hellman's Mayonnaise Corporation", | |
| "The hot dog I put in my vagina ten days ago", | |
| "The inaudible screams of carrots", | |
| "Jaime Lannister, 'The Kingslayer'", | |
| "Cersei Lannister, the Queen", | |
| "Joffrey Baratheon, the Prince", | |
| "Tyrion Lannister, 'The Imp'", | |
| "Ned Stark, Lord of Winterfell, Warden of the North", | |
| "Robb Stark, heir apparent of Winterfell", | |
| "Jon Snow, the bastard", | |
| "Catelyn Stark, Lady of Winterfell", | |
| "Sansa Stark, betrothed to Prince Joffrey", | |
| "Arya Stark", | |
| "Bran Stark", | |
| "Hodor", | |
| "The Wall", | |
| "The Night's Watch", | |
| "Danerys Targaryen, Khaleesi of the Dothraki", | |
| "Theon Greyjoy, Ned Stark's youthful ward", | |
| "Peter 'Littlefinger' Baelish", | |
| "Lord Varys, the Spider", | |
| "King Robert Baratheon, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord Protector of the Realm", | |
| "Khal Drogo, Dothraki horse lord", | |
| "The Iron Throne", | |
| "HODOR!!", | |
| "Ros, the red-headed whore", | |
| "Winterfell", | |
| "Kings's Landing", | |
| "The North", | |
| "Beyond the Wall", | |
| "Westeros", | |
| "The Seven Kingdoms", | |
| "Direwolves", | |
| "White Walkers", | |
| "Dragons", | |
| "'Winter is Coming'", | |
| "The old gods and the new", | |
| "Incest, hot twin on twin action", | |
| "House Stark", | |
| "House Lannister", | |
| "House Targaryen", | |
| "George R. R. Martin", | |
| "Gratuitous nudity, the way only HBO® can provide", | |
| "Throwing a boy out of a window to cover up incest", | |
| "Joining the Night's Watch", | |
| "Selling your sister to Dothraki nomads", | |
| "Making your husband love you through cunning use of reverse cowgirl", | |
| "Running a whorehouse, which is better than owning ships", | |
| "Conquering the continent with dragons", | |
| "Being forced to marry an abusive king", | |
| "Beheading a man for having no honor", | |
| "Explaining complicated plot with lots of naked women around", | |
| "Trusting Littlefinger", | |
| "Learning the prince is a bastard and the product of incest", | |
| "Slapping Joffrey. Repeatedly", | |
| "Cutting off your enemies' heads and mounting them on spikes", | |
| "Raising your husband's bastard son as your own", | |
| "Asking a teenage girl if she's 'bled yet'", | |
| "Making millions of fans cry by killing off beloved characters", | |
| "Hodoring", | |
| "Riding off to join your best friend's rebellion", | |
| "Breastfeeding your creepy son until he's 9 years old", | |
| "Having a giant wolf for a pet", | |
| "Beheaded on the steps of the Sept of Baelor", | |
| "Killed by a member of the Kingsguard", | |
| "Seized the Iron Throne by any means necessary", | |
| "Built a 700 foot high wall to keep out bad things", | |
| "Born a bastard", | |
| "Butchered by White Walkers and arranged in an artful pattern", | |
| "Appointed as Hand of the King", | |
| "Found enough wolf cubs for all the children", | |
| "Fondled by your brother on your wedding day", | |
| "Climbed the wrong wall at the wrong time", | |
| "Started a pointless vendetta with another House", | |
| "Increased ratings with the use of gratuitous nudity", | |
| "Carried by Hodor", | |
| "Pissed off of the Wall just because", | |
| "Swore an oath to the old gods and the new", | |
| "Brought home a new baby bastard for your wife to hate", | |
| "Negotiated a wedding no one will like", | |
| "Rode a dragon, like a boss", | |
| "Changed things from the book, infuriating fans", | |
| "Spent an entire reign chasing boars and fucking whores", | |
| "10 football players with erections barreling towards you at full speed", | |
| "10,000 shrieking teenage girls", | |
| "A big ol' plate of fettuccine alfredo", | |
| "A big, beautiful mouth packed to the brim with sparkling teeth", | |
| "A black friend", | |
| "A burrito that's just sour cream", | |
| "A cheerfulness that belies a deep-seated self-loathing", | |
| "A cold and indifferent universe", | |
| "A creature made of penises that must constantly arouse itself to survive", | |
| "A creepy child singing a nursery rhyme", | |
| "A dolphin that learns to talk and becomes the Dead of Harvard Law School", | |
| "A duffel bag full of lizards", | |
| "A finger up the butt", | |
| "A genetic predisposition for alcoholism", | |
| "A gun that shoots cobras", | |
| "A hug", | |
| "A long business meeting with no obvious purpose", | |
| "A man in a suit with perfect hair who tells you beautiful lies", | |
| "A man with the head of a goat and the body of a goat", | |
| "A massive collection of child pornography", | |
| "A medium horchata", | |
| "A negative body image that is totally justified", | |
| "A slowly encroaching circle of wolves", | |
| "A strong horse and enough rations for thirty days", | |
| "A terrified fat child who won't come out of the bushes", | |
| "A tiny fireman who puts out tiny fires", | |
| "A weird guy who says weird stuff and weirds me out", | |
| "A woman's right to choose", | |
| "A woman's perspective", | |
| "Aborting the shit out of a fetus", | |
| "Albert Einstein but if he had a huge muscles and a rhinoceros cock", | |
| "All these people I've killed", | |
| "An arrangement wherein I give a person money they have sex with me", | |
| "An empowered woman", | |
| "An incurable homosexual", | |
| "An old dog full of tumors", | |
| "An older man", | |
| "An X-Man whose power is that he has sex with dogs and children", | |
| "Anal", | |
| "Antidepressants", | |
| "Art", | |
| "Assassinating the president", | |
| "Awesome pictures of planets and stuff", | |
| "Bad emotions I don't want", | |
| "Becoming the President of the United States", | |
| "Being sexually attracted to children", | |
| "Being turned into sausages", | |
| "Beyoncé", | |
| "Big, smart money boys tap-tapping on their keyboards", | |
| "Blossoming into a beautiful young woman", | |
| "Breastfeeding in public like a radiant earth goddess", | |
| "Brunch", | |
| "Catching a live salmon in your mouth", | |
| "Child labor", | |
| "China", | |
| "Chipotle", | |
| "Chris Hemsworth", | |
| "Comprehensive immigration reform", | |
| "Condoleezza Rice", | |
| "Consensual, nonreproductive incest", | |
| "Content", | |
| "Crazy anal orgasms", | |
| "Creamy slices of real, California avocado", | |
| "Critical thinking", | |
| "Crushing the patriarchy", | |
| "Daddy going away forever", | |
| "Defeating a gorilla in single combat", | |
| "Denying the Holocaust", | |
| "Dis bitch", | |
| "Discovering that what I really want in life is to kill people and have sex with their corpses", | |
| "Doing a somersault and barfing", | |
| "Dominating a man by peeing on his eldest son", | |
| "Doritos and a Fruit Roll-Up", | |
| "Dropping dead in a Sbarro's bathroom and not being found for 72 hours", | |
| "Dumpster juice", | |
| "Eating ass", | |
| "Eating people", | |
| "Eating too many Cinnabons and then vomiting and then eating the vomit", | |
| "Ejaculating at the apex of a cartwheel", | |
| "Esmeralda, my most beautiful daughter", | |
| "Eternal screaming madness", | |
| "Every man's ultimate fantasy: a perfectly cylindrical vagina", | |
| "Everything", | |
| "Exploring each other's buttholes", | |
| "Facilitating dialogue and deconstructing binaries", | |
| "Falling into a pit of waffles", | |
| "Farting a huge shit out of my pussy", | |
| "Farting all over my face with your tight little asshole", | |
| "Feeling the emotion of anger", | |
| "Feminism", | |
| "Film roles for actresses over 40", | |
| "Finding a nice elevator to poop in", | |
| "Forty-five minutes of finger blasting", | |
| "Founding a major world religion", | |
| "Fucking me good and taking me to Red Lobster®", | |
| "Fucking my therapist", | |
| "Gary", | |
| "Gay thoughts", | |
| "Gayle from HR", | |
| "Gazpacho", | |
| "Getting aborted", | |
| "Getting blasted in the face by a t-shirt cannon", | |
| "Getting eaten out by a dog", | |
| "Getting high with mom", | |
| "Getting killed and dragged up a tree by a leopard", | |
| "Getting laid like all the time", | |
| "Getting naked too soon", | |
| "Getting pegged", | |
| "Getting the Dorito crumbs out of my purse", | |
| "Getting this party started!", | |
| "Getting trapped in a conversation about Ayn Rand", | |
| "Going around pulling people's tampons out", | |
| "Going to bed at a reasonable hour", | |
| "Gregor, my largest son", | |
| "Grunting for ten minutes and then peeing sand", | |
| "Guns", | |
| "Happy daddies with happy sandals", | |
| "Hating Jews", | |
| "Having a vagina", | |
| "Having an awesome time drinking and driving", | |
| "Having sex with a beautiful person", | |
| "Having sex with a man and then eating his head", | |
| "Having sex with your mom", | |
| "Holding the proper political beliefs of my time to attract a mate", | |
| "Homework", | |
| "Hot lettuce", | |
| "How good lead paint taste", | |
| "How great my ass looks in these jeans", | |
| "How sad it will be when Morgan Freeman dies", | |
| "How strange it is to be anything at all", | |
| "Huge big balls full of jizz", | |
| "Informing you that I am a registered sex offender", | |
| "ISIS", | |
| "It being too late to stop having sex with a horse", | |
| "Jason, the teen mayor", | |
| "Jazz", | |
| "Just now finding out about the Armenian Genocide", | |
| "Late-stage dementia", | |
| "Libertarians", | |
| "Loud, scary thunder", | |
| "Making out and stuff", | |
| "Math", | |
| "Meatloaf, the food", | |
| "Meatloaf, the man", | |
| "Menopause", | |
| "Mental illness", | |
| "Microaggressions", | |
| "Misogyny", | |
| "Mixing M&Ms; and Skittles like some kind of psychopath", | |
| "Mommy and daddy fighting all the time", | |
| "Moon people", | |
| "Muchin' puss", | |
| "My brother's hot friends", | |
| "My dog dying", | |
| "My huge penis and substantial fortune", | |
| "Objectifying women", | |
| "One of them big-city Jew lawyers", | |
| "One of those \"blow jobs\" I've been hearing so much about", | |
| "Onions", | |
| "Opening your mouth to talk and a big penis fops out", | |
| "Our baby", | |
| "Out-of-control teenage blowjob parties", | |
| "Overthrowing the democratically-elected government of Chile", | |
| "Participating", | |
| "Period poops", | |
| "Picking up a glass of water and taking a sip and being the president", | |
| "Playing my asshole like a trumpet", | |
| "Plowing that ass like a New England corn farmer", | |
| "Political correctness", | |
| "Pooping in a leotard and hoping no one notices", | |
| "Pooping in the potty", | |
| "Prematurely ejaculating like a total loser", | |
| "Pretending to be one of the guys but actually being the spider god", | |
| "Putting more black people in jail", | |
| "Quacking like a duck in lieu of a cogent argument", | |
| "Quinoa", | |
| "Raising three kids on minimum wage", | |
| "Reaching an age where barbecue chips are better than sex", | |
| "Regurgitating a half-digested sparrow", | |
| "Restoring Germany to its former glory", | |
| "Rock-hard tits and a huge vagina", | |
| "Rolling so hard", | |
| "Rubbing my bush all over your bald head", | |
| "Salsa Night at Dave's Cantina", | |
| "Scissoring, if that's a thing", | |
| "Seizing control of the means of production", | |
| "Self-identifying as a DJ", | |
| "Showing all the boys my pussy", | |
| "Slamming a dunk", | |
| "Smashing my balls at the moment of climax", | |
| "Some of that good dick", | |
| "Some real spicy shrimps", | |
| "Starting a shitty podcast", | |
| "Straight blazin' 24/7", | |
| "Sucking each other's penises for hours on end", | |
| "Sudden and unwanted slam poetry", | |
| "Swearing praise upon the Sultan's hideous daughters", | |
| "Systems and policies designed to preserve centuries-old power structures", | |
| "Tables", | |
| "Taking the form of a falcon", | |
| "Tender chunks of all-white-meat chicken", | |
| "That bitch, Stacy", | |
| "The amount of baby carrots I can fit up my ass", | |
| "The best, deepest quotes from The Dark Knight", | |
| "The body of a 46-year-old man", | |
| "The bond between a woman and her horse", | |
| "The chicken from Popeyes®", | |
| "The clown that followed me home from the grocery store", | |
| "The fear and hatred in men's hearts", | |
| "The feeling of going to McDonald's as a 6-year-old", | |
| "The flaming wreckage of the International Space Station", | |
| "The full blown marginalization of ugly people", | |
| "The full force of the American military", | |
| "The government", | |
| "The graceful path of an autumn leaf as it falls to its earthen cradle", | |
| "The hottest MILF in Dallas", | |
| "The LGBT community", | |
| "The lived experience of African Americans", | |
| "The mysterious fog rolling into town", | |
| "The ol' penis-in-the-popcorn surprise", | |
| "The Rwandan Genocide", | |
| "The secret to truly resilient hair", | |
| "The sweet, forbidden meat of the monkey", | |
| "The wind", | |
| "Thinking about what eating even is", | |
| "Three hours of nonstop penetration", | |
| "Tiny, rancid girl farts", | |
| "Trees", | |
| "Trevor, the world's greatest boyfriend", | |
| "Turning 32", | |
| "Twenty bucks", | |
| "Twenty cheerleaders laughing at your tiny penis", | |
| "Twisting my cock and balls into a balloon poodle", | |
| "Two beautiful pig sisters", | |
| "Two shitty kids and a garbage husband", | |
| "Waking up inside of a tornado", | |
| "Watching a hot person eat", | |
| "Watching you die", | |
| "Water", | |
| "When the big truck goes \"Toot! Toot!\"", | |
| "Who really did 9/11", | |
| "Whomsoever let the dogs out", | |
| "Whooping your ass at Mario Kart", | |
| "Working so hard to have muscles and then having them", | |
| "You", | |
| "Zero FK's Given!", | |
| "Windows update", | |
| "Wilfrord Brimley's Mustache", | |
| "Wikileaks", | |
| "Why not Zoidberg?!", | |
| "White Shirt", | |
| "Warp core breach", | |
| "W.O.P.R", | |
| "Vinyl Vanna", | |
| "Vegas 2.0", | |
| "Using 4Chan for parenting advice", | |
| "User Error", | |
| "Undercover NBC DateLine Reporter", | |
| "UDP Handshake", | |
| "Two Girls One Cup", | |
| "Truffle Shuffle", | |
| "Trigger word", | |
| "Tractor Beam", | |
| "Toxic BBQ", | |
| "I'm a text", | |
| "Tongue punch that fart box, boy", | |
| "TL;DR", | |
| "Threat modeling", | |
| "Throat Punching", | |
| "There's talks at DEF CON?", | |
| "The Spanish Inquisition", | |
| "The smell of glitter and lost dreams", | |
| "The plan was to crowd source a plan", | |
| "The fractured elements of her psyche reassembled themselves into an exact likeness of a snarling ferret and she self-destructed", | |
| "The asshole sitting to my right", | |
| "The asshole sitting to my left", | |
| "That's What ~ She", | |
| "That's Racist!", | |
| "That place where I put that thing that time", | |
| "That just happened and we let that happen", | |
| "Tentacle porn", | |
| "TARDIS", | |
| "Sweat, anger and shame", | |
| "Stolen laptops", | |
| "Sticky keyboard", | |
| "Steve Wozniak", | |
| "Steampunk", | |
| "SRDF (Self Righteous Dick Face)", | |
| "Squirrel", | |
| "Spyware", | |
| "Spotting a FED", | |
| "SPAM with Bacon", | |
| "Something something danger zone. I know. I'm not even trying anymore", | |
| "Spacedicks", | |
| "Slow Clap", | |
| "Six gummy bears and some scotch", | |
| "Situational awareness", | |
| "Shut up and take my money", | |
| "Schrödinger's cat", | |
| "Shenanigans", | |
| "Security theater", | |
| "Security Evangelist", | |
| "Security by obscurity", | |
| "Script kiddies", | |
| "Said no one ever!", | |
| "Sabu", | |
| "Running backwards through a corn field", | |
| "Rule 34", | |
| "Ruby on Rails", | |
| "Rolling Natural 20's", | |
| "ROFLCOPTER", | |
| "Riding a horse", | |
| "Ridiculously Photogenic Guy", | |
| "Ribbed for their pleasure", | |
| "Restore from backups", | |
| "Redbull without a cause", | |
| "Red Shirts", | |
| "ReCaptcha", | |
| "Real men of Genius", | |
| "Rainbow tables", | |
| "Rageface", | |
| "Rage quit", | |
| "Put Kevin back", | |
| "Put a bird on it", | |
| "Purchasing challenge coins on eBay", | |
| "Prism", | |
| "Priest in a thong doing the Gangnam Style", | |
| "Pressing the red button", | |
| "Prenda Law", | |
| "Prairie dogging during an interview", | |
| "Practicing Gringo Warrior at home with baby oil. Naked", | |
| "P0rn", | |
| "PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!", | |
| "Pop, Pop, Ret", | |
| "Pool2Girl", | |
| "Please do the needful", | |
| "Pirate Party", | |
| "Pepper spray", | |
| "PedoBear", | |
| "Patrick Star", | |
| "Pastebin password files", | |
| "Passwords emailed in plain text", | |
| "Password: Guest", | |
| "0wning You", | |
| "Online backups", | |
| "One Salty Hash", | |
| "OMGBTFBBQ", | |
| "Obvious", | |
| "NSA", | |
| "Now I'm into something... Darker", | |
| "Not a single fuck was given", | |
| "North Korea's Twitter Account", | |
| "No Starch Press", | |
| "No Reason", | |
| "Nmap", | |
| "Ninjas, Pirates, Robots, and Zombies!", | |
| "Ninja badge", | |
| "Nigerian scammers", | |
| "Neck beard", | |
| "NAMBLA", | |
| "Na-ah-ah You didn't say the magic word!", | |
| "My sex robot Fisto Roboto", | |
| "My massive SSD", | |
| "My little Bronies", | |
| "My first Prostate Exam", | |
| "Mouth Hugs", | |
| "Mega", | |
| "Mega Upload", | |
| "Math is hard. Lets go shopping!", | |
| "Masturbating in a hot tub for a Ninja Badge", | |
| "Mansplaining", | |
| "Maniacally laughing while wearing a monocle", | |
| "Making a sandwich", | |
| "Maintaining the Ballmer Peak", | |
| "Lock picks", | |
| "Level 8 Portal", | |
| "Lemon Party", | |
| "Learning something at Con", | |
| "Lady boner", | |
| "L0pht", | |
| "Keyloggers", | |
| "Kevin Mitnick", | |
| "Kegels", | |
| "Just the Tip", | |
| "Just a sniff", | |
| "Julian Assange", | |
| "John McAfee", | |
| "It's just a bunch of ones and zeros", | |
| "It blended!", | |
| "Ingress", | |
| "Infected email attachments", | |
| "In the cloud", | |
| "Implied Situational Consent", | |
| "Ill-tempered sea bass", | |
| "If you know what I mean", | |
| "Identity theft", | |
| "ICANN", | |
| "I should buy a boat", | |
| "Humperdink award", | |
| "HuBot (Chatroom bot)", | |
| "Hookers & Blow", | |
| "Hashtag", | |
| "Handcuffs", | |
| "Grumpy Cat", | |
| "Gray beard, gray balls", | |
| "Grammar Nazi", | |
| "Got it done!", | |
| "Good Guy Greg", | |
| "Golf cart", | |
| "Glasshole", | |
| "Getting thrown the the pool by the Goons with all your tech", | |
| "Getting hammered in the ass so much you die of getting hammered in the ass", | |
| "Getting F'd in the A with a D", | |
| "Getting a sympathy boner", | |
| "Fyodor", | |
| "FX", | |
| "Forking someone's repo", | |
| "Forever Alone", | |
| "FOIA Request", | |
| "Floppy Disk", | |
| "Flipping a table", | |
| "Flesh light", | |
| "Flame wars", | |
| "Fist full of assholes", | |
| "Fish fingers and custard", | |
| "First World Problems", | |
| "Finished it last week!", | |
| "FemiNazi's", | |
| "Fear Uncertainty Doubt (FUD)", | |
| "Fapping while wearing a horse head mask", | |
| "Fapping on the family computer", | |
| "Fapped", | |
| "Facepalm", | |
| "EXIF data stalking", | |
| "End User License Agreement", | |
| "Electronic Frontier Foundation", | |
| "Edward Snowden", | |
| "Drunken Muppet", | |
| "Drones", | |
| "Double ROT13", | |
| "Double Facepalm", | |
| "Don't Blink", | |
| "Dr. Who", | |
| "Dongs", | |
| "Doing the '(you are) NOT the father' dance", | |
| "Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA)", | |
| "Die in a fire", | |
| "Dick and/or Balls", | |
| "derp.rar (yo.zip)", | |
| "Def Con Wireless", | |
| "Do not connect to this!", | |
| "Deep C Phishing", | |
| "Dark Tangent", | |
| "Dan Kaminsky Password Generator", | |
| "Dan Kaminsky", | |
| "Daaaaaanger Zone!", | |
| "Cyber war", | |
| "Cyber-douchery", | |
| "Cyber Punk", | |
| "Crying over spilt milk", | |
| "Crash Override", | |
| "Copyright trolls", | |
| "Coding while listening to whale songs", | |
| "Clicking shit", | |
| "Chuck Norris", | |
| "China", | |
| "Check a look at you later", | |
| "Cat memes", | |
| "Caressing a man's hairy chest", | |
| "Captain Crunch (John Draper)", | |
| "Butthurt", | |
| "Butt chugging mom's boxed wine", | |
| "But then I'd have to kill you", | |
| "Big Dongles", | |
| "Big Data", | |
| "Being the big spoon", | |
| "Being the little spoon", | |
| "Being sexually aroused by the sight of TSA's gloves", | |
| "Bath salts", | |
| "Bacon", | |
| "Babe caught me slippin'", | |
| "Awkward mouth hugs", | |
| "Awkward hugs", | |
| "Asymmetric encryption", | |
| "Arbitrary code execution", | |
| "APT1", | |
| "Anonymous", | |
| "And then it died", | |
| "And boom goes the dynamite", | |
| "An arrow to the knee", | |
| "Altair 8800", | |
| "All the Things!", | |
| "Alexis Park", | |
| "Ain't nobody got time for dat!", | |
| "Ada Initiative approved flesh-light with anti-rape condom included!", | |
| "ACTII pr0n", | |
| "A van down by the river", | |
| "A town with no ducks", | |
| "A series of explicit Post-It notes", | |
| "A series of tubes", | |
| "A Raspberry Pi", | |
| "A Payphone", | |
| "A Ninja-tel Phone", | |
| "A Hak5 Pineapple", | |
| "A Googly eyed blow job", | |
| "A giant cup of STFU", | |
| "A fake ID made from Kinko's", | |
| "A baby's arm holding an apple", | |
| "A 'Pair of Docs'", | |
| "64 Bit Keys", | |
| "503 Card Unavailable", | |
| "501 Card Error", | |
| "500 internal card error", | |
| "406 Not Allowed", | |
| "404 Not Found", | |
| "403 Forbidden", | |
| "401 Unauthorized", | |
| "3D printed P0rn", | |
| "302 Card Redirect", | |
| "10,000 Canadian Pennies", | |
| "1.21 Jigawatts", | |
| "(wub) (wub) (wub)", | |
| "'I Survived Ada Camp' Challenge Coin", | |
| "1337 Sp3ak", | |
| "The Bernie Sanders revolution", | |
| "Letting Bernie Sanders rest his world-weary head on your lap", | |
| "A beautiful, ever-expanding circle of inclusivity that will never include Republicans", | |
| "Black lives mattering", | |
| "Donald Trump holding his nose while he eats pussy", | |
| "The fact that Hillary Clinton is a woman", | |
| "Kicking the middle class in the balls with a regressive tax code", | |
| "Keeping the government out of my vagina", | |
| "The systematic disenfranchisement of black voters", | |
| "Increasing economic and political polarization", | |
| "Eating the president's pussy", | |
| "Forcing a handjob on a dying man", | |
| "A homoerotic subplot", | |
| "An origami swan that's some kind of symbol?", | |
| "25 shitty jokes about House of Cards", | |
| "My constituents", | |
| "Punching a congressman in the face", | |
| "Strangling a dog to make a point to the audience", | |
| "A childless marriage", | |
| "A much younger woman", | |
| "An older man", | |
| "Getting eaten out while on the phone with Dad", | |
| "Making it look like a suicide", | |
| "Carbon monoxide poisoning", | |
| "Discharging a firearm in a residential area", | |
| "Ribs so good they transcend race and class", | |
| "The sensitive European photographer who's fucking my wife", | |
| "A freshly-filled diaper", | |
| "Glue", | |
| "An unusually-attractive transvestite", | |
| "Hand-me-down adult diapers", | |
| "A stillborn fetus", | |
| "A disgraced pelican", | |
| "Three buckets of urine, free for 2 nights, with no late fee", | |
| "My testicles", | |
| "A black woman's vagina", | |
| "My asshole", | |
| "A whale's blowhole", | |
| "2 Girls 1 Cup", | |
| "The Big Bang Theory (TV)", | |
| "Teen pregnancy", | |
| "Ass hair", | |
| "Vaginal warts", | |
| "Ellen Degeneres", | |
| "Jews Against Humanity", | |
| "Indy wrestling", | |
| "Cunt", | |
| "Beating a crowd of delightful parents to death with a steel dildo", | |
| "Beating a crowd of delightful parents to death with a steel dildo while dressed as Ru Paul's brother, Ron", | |
| "A roll in the hay", | |
| "\"Get 'em, Steve-Dave!\"", | |
| "God Hates You", | |
| "Manboobs", | |
| "Daniel Benoit", | |
| "Vomiting in the shower", | |
| "An intellectually superior overlord", | |
| "Dwight Schrute", | |
| "Casey Anthony", | |
| "Clubbin seals", | |
| "Stunt cock", | |
| "Anal lice", | |
| "Lightsaber Dildos", | |
| "Blaring Gangnam Style on repeat", | |
| "Low sperm motility", | |
| "A drunk relative muttering racial slurs", | |
| "The sudden need to conceal a massive boner", | |
| "A long, awkward pause before she says \"I do.\"", | |
| "A see-through wedding gown", | |
| "A pair of rusty handcuffs and a bottle of lube", | |
| "That bridesmaid that won't stop crying", | |
| "A good old-fashioned case of whiskey dick", | |
| "Undying love and eternal affection", | |
| "Herpes", | |
| "Your father-in-law's erectile dysfunction pills", | |
| "Holding hands when you get old", | |
| "Swinging", | |
| "Cat-like night vision", | |
| "Not knowing what a rusty trombone is", | |
| "Finding out you're actually cousins", | |
| "Saving yourself for marriage", | |
| "Over 5,000 flavored condoms", | |
| "Unplanned pregnancy!", | |
| "Getting high and making out", | |
| "Married sex", | |
| "Vaginal juices", | |
| "A tasteful spray tan", | |
| "A gag ball and a riding crop", | |
| "Way too much sensual massage oil", | |
| "Premature ejaculation", | |
| "One too many blow job shots", | |
| "Skinny dipping in a vat of bubble solution", | |
| "Your creepy uncle with the wandering hands", | |
| "That time the bride thought she was a lesbian", | |
| "Life in a nudist vegan hippie commune", | |
| "Deep existential loneliness", | |
| "Post-coital bliss", | |
| "Too damn many kids", | |
| "A \"business trip.\"", | |
| "A little too much glitter", | |
| "Testosterone-induced rage", | |
| "A drunk karaoke version of \"Take My Breath Away\"", | |
| "A groomsman in a kilt ...and nothing else", | |
| "A half-finished Brazilian wax job", | |
| "Being kind of hormonal", | |
| "Running out of things to talk about", | |
| "Paralyzing, all-consuming fear of commitment", | |
| "Leaving little love notes around the house", | |
| "Unicorns and lollipops", | |
| "Sleeping with your therapist", | |
| "The Chicken Dance", | |
| "A hickey from a stripper", | |
| "Drinking your troubles away nightly", | |
| "High-fiving after sex", | |
| "Nipple clamps on the gift registry", | |
| "Refusing to shave", | |
| "Sleeping on the couch", | |
| "Falling a little more in love every day forever", | |
| "Faking a pregnancy", | |
| "Making out in public", | |
| "A mustache ride", | |
| "Long walks at sunset ON DRUGS", | |
| "Far too many dildos", | |
| "A penis that's almost too big", | |
| "Fighting over whether or not you're fighting", | |
| "Multiple orgasms", | |
| "Doing what Jesus would do", | |
| "Storm trooper centerpieces", | |
| "Marrying an axe murderer", | |
| "Hogging the bathroom", | |
| "Some innocent wife-swapping among friends", | |
| "Weekly date nights at the local BDSM dungeon", | |
| "Falling asleep during oral sex", | |
| "Not remembering your wedding night", | |
| "A little same-sex experimentation", | |
| "A three-way in Vegas", | |
| "Talking dirty in a Spanish accent", | |
| "A raging libido", | |
| "Going black, and never going back", | |
| "The best man dressed in drag", | |
| "A heart-shaped Jacuzzi filled with champagne and Viagra™", | |
| "Secretly drunk-dialing exes", | |
| "Sexercise", | |
| "Changing both your last names to \"Danger.\"", | |
| "Forgetting the safe word", | |
| "Praying and reading the Torah", | |
| "Bad dragon erotica", | |
| "An elaborate alien abduction fantasy", | |
| "A godless harlot", | |
| "Praying and reading the Bible", | |
| "Martha Stewart", | |
| "That dirty weekend in Cabo", | |
| "Unconditional love", | |
| "The challenge of balancing career and family", | |
| "Don Draper", | |
| "A pound of weed and a Mexican stripper", | |
| "Sex on the kitchen table", | |
| "Unleashing the vixen within", | |
| "Delirious, infectious happiness", | |
| "Fighting over the remote control", | |
| "Getting kicked out of your own wedding reception", | |
| "A lifetime of judgmental glances from your in-laws", | |
| "A colorful assortment of butt plugs", | |
| "Being too hung-over for a hand job", | |
| "Getting a dog", | |
| "A thousand shitty wedding-planning websites", | |
| "The best man's dark sexual past", | |
| "Forgetting your birth control pills", | |
| "Decorating the house with vagina-inspired artwork", | |
| "A hot neighbor with no conscience and nothing to lose", | |
| "A severed finger in the wedding cake", | |
| "A solid five-year plan", | |
| "Breaking the hymen", | |
| "A penis with a smiley face", | |
| "A misunderstanding involving a strap-on", | |
| "Someone getting arrested", | |
| "A happy ending", | |
| "Getting tired of being on top", | |
| "A forged prescription for STD meds", | |
| "Sharing a bank account", | |
| "Wondering if you made the right decision", | |
| "Gratuitous PDA on Facebook", | |
| "Getting a pube stuck in your teeth", | |
| "Rephrasing it as an \"I feel\" statement", | |
| "Pooping with the door open", | |
| "A hasty vasectomy", | |
| "A botched genital piercing", | |
| "An unacceptable volume of body hair", | |
| "A DJ with a Wham! obsession", | |
| "A mysterious stain on his tuxedo", | |
| "PMS-ing at the altar", | |
| "A timeless reading from Fifty Shades of Grey", | |
| "Walking down the aisle to \"Baby Got Back.\"", | |
| "Your unborn children", | |
| "Someone using the word \"Bridezilla\" one more goddamn time", | |
| "A lifetime subscription to Big Black Butts magazine", | |
| "The secret handshake", | |
| "Mowing the fucking lawn", | |
| "Blaming it on the dog", | |
| "A nervous breakdown at IKEA™", | |
| "A healthy work-life balance", | |
| "Several decades of festering resentment", | |
| "Really letting yourself go", | |
| "Wondering who's gonna die first", | |
| "The wedding-industrial complex", | |
| "Hiding the M&M;'s®", | |
| "\"Intimacy issues.\"", | |
| "Just giving up", | |
| "A 50% divorce rate", | |
| "Keeping tabs. Always keeping tabs", | |
| "Making a big fat deal out of nothing", | |
| "A butthole full of mustard", | |
| "Unwavering support for your career", | |
| "A small price to pay for half off the catering", | |
| "People constantly telling you that marriage is a lot of work", | |
| "Faking it until making it", | |
| "Wedding crashers passing out Ecstasy to your elderly relatives", | |
| "A maid of honor with no shame. No. Shame", | |
| "Winking at waitresses", | |
| "A diamond the size of Uranus", | |
| "Forgetting your anniversary, year after year", | |
| "Wishing this moment could last forever", | |
| "Hyperventilating at the gynecologist's office", | |
| "Cashing in the kids' college fund to pay off your substantial gambling debts", | |
| "A secret second family in Canada", | |
| "Sharing all your most embarrassing secrets. Except one", | |
| "A groomsman confessing he always secretly loved you", | |
| "Your dad showing up drunk. Like always", | |
| "His prostate", | |
| "Realizing the Kama Sutra is actually really lame", | |
| "Knowing way too much about each other's bathroom habits", | |
| "Things you can never unsee", | |
| "Wishing you were half as happy as your social media posts make you seem", | |
| "Texting instead of talking", | |
| "Grocery shopping in a bathrobe", | |
| "The happiest man on Earth", | |
| "Meaning something completely different by the word \"facial.\"", | |
| "Staying up all night talking", | |
| "Wondering where that rash came from", | |
| "Pretending you were just kidding", | |
| "Seven tubs of ass wax", | |
| "All the sacrifices that come with it", | |
| "Low self-esteem", | |
| "Each other", | |
| "Blood on the sheets", | |
| "Saying \"Me so horny!\" in a Yoda voice", | |
| "Open, honest communication", | |
| "Gay marriage", | |
| "Tickle-fight-induced vomiting", | |
| "Passive-aggressive notes on the fridge", | |
| "Homoerotic undertones", | |
| "Getting caught masturbating to hentai porn", | |
| "Ranch dressing", | |
| "A quivering pile of love jelly", | |
| "Putting the cats in the pre-nup", | |
| "Taking things too literally", | |
| "Daily reminders about who actually pays the mortgage", | |
| "Meeting the weekly cunnilingus quota", | |
| "A demonstration of who really wears the pants in this family", | |
| "A daily, futile power struggle", | |
| "A bizarre love octagon", | |
| "A digital chastity belt", | |
| "Too little, too late", | |
| "A lifetime of crippling regret", | |
| "Make-up sex", | |
| "Whisper-fighting in the kitchen", | |
| "A pale slurry of tears, icing, and denial", | |
| "The ceremonial spanking of the bride", | |
| "Mormons", | |
| "A veil made out of duct tape", | |
| "Hearing the same jokes over and over again for all eternity", | |
| "Finding your soul mate", | |
| "A reluctant, eye-rolling apology", | |
| "A disturbingly life-like blow-up doll", | |
| "Adultery", | |
| "Coveting your neighbor's polyamorous lifestyle", | |
| "A mediocre dominatrix", | |
| "Wearing a t-shirt that says \"I TOLD YOU SO.\"", | |
| "Lower expectations", | |
| "CheapRussianBrides.com", | |
| "Naked aggression", | |
| "A shrieking biological alarm clock", | |
| "Fairy-themed cosplay", | |
| "A waterproof, vibrating attachment", | |
| "A heart made of sentient nanobots", | |
| "Foreplay", | |
| "Neanderthal mating habits", | |
| "Admitting defeat", | |
| "Feelings of inadequacy", | |
| "A top-shelf prostitute", | |
| "Matching denim outfits", | |
| "Motherfucking cupcakes", | |
| "Ring finger tattoos", | |
| "A bitch slap", | |
| "One trillion dollars", | |
| "Chunks of dead prostitute", | |
| "The entire Mormon Tabernacle Choir", | |
| "The female orgasm", | |
| "Extremely tight pants", | |
| "The Boy Scouts of America", | |
| "Stormtroopers", | |
| "Throwing a virgin into a volcano", | |
| "A breath of fresh air", | |
| "A great big floppy donkey dick", | |
| "A pyramid scheme", | |
| "A school bus surrounded by cop cars", | |
| "A short walk in the desert with shovels", | |
| "All the boys staring at your chest", | |
| "An amorous stallion", | |
| "Being so wet it just slides out of you", | |
| "Being tarred and feathered", | |
| "Catching 'em all", | |
| "Chained to the bed and whipped to orgasmic bliss by a leather-clad woman", | |
| "Child-bearing hips", | |
| "Defenestration", | |
| "Dungeons and/or dragons", | |
| "Ecco the Dolphin", | |
| "George Washington riding on a giant eagle", | |
| "Getting abducted and probed by aliens", | |
| "Going viral on YouTube", | |
| "Gushing", | |
| "Making the baby Jesus cry", | |
| "More than you can chew", | |
| "Napalm", | |
| "Pancake bitches", | |
| "Playing God with the power of lightning", | |
| "Playing tonsil-hockey", | |
| "Racing cheese wheels downhill", | |
| "Riding the bomb", | |
| "Settling arguments with dance-offs", | |
| "Sheer spite", | |
| "Sinister laughter", | |
| "SS Girls", | |
| "Stealing your sister's underwear", | |
| "Stroking a cat the wrong way", | |
| "Sucking and blowing", | |
| "The bullet with your name on it", | |
| "The entire rest of eternity, spent in fucking Bruges", | |
| "The oceans rising to reclaim the land", | |
| "A cocained-fuelled sex orgy heart attack", | |
| "A cocktail umbrella", | |
| "A murder/suicide pact", | |
| "A squirming mass of kittens", | |
| "An angry mob with torches and pitchforks", | |
| "Biting my girlfriend like a vampire during sex", | |
| "Dropping your pants and saluting", | |
| "Frankenstein's Monster", | |
| "Getting a blowjob in a theater", | |
| "Going full retard", | |
| "Going slob-slob-slob all over that knob", | |
| "Leaking implants", | |
| "Low-flying planes", | |
| "Monkies flinging their own shit", | |
| "My robot duplicate", | |
| "Other people's children", | |
| "People who can't take a joke. Seriously", | |
| "Popping a boner during Sex Ed class", | |
| "Projectile vomiting", | |
| "Pulling down panties with your teeth", | |
| "Saying", | |
| "Shedding skin like a snake", | |
| "Shooting Valley Girls for like, saying like all the time. Really", | |
| "Slow seductive tentacle rape", | |
| "Talking like a pirate, y'arr!", | |
| "Tenderly kissing a unicorn's horn", | |
| "That bastard Jesus!", | |
| "The last shreads of dignity", | |
| "The power of friendship", | |
| "This card intentionally left blank", | |
| "Throwing water on a braless woman in a white t-shirt", | |
| "Upskirts", | |
| "Wasting all your money on hookers and booze", | |
| "Winning", | |
| "A foot fetish", | |
| "A powerful gag reflex", | |
| "A tight, Asian pussy", | |
| "Explosive decompression", | |
| "Extraordinary Rendition", | |
| "Forgetting the safety word", | |
| "Greeting Christmas carollers naked", | |
| "Handcuffs, without the key", | |
| "Having a drill for a penis", | |
| "Hot Jailbait Ass", | |
| "Liposuction gone horrible wrong", | |
| "My harem of scantily clad women", | |
| "Nazi Zombie Robot Ninjas", | |
| "Redneck gypsies", | |
| "Scissoring", | |
| "A guy and two robots who won't shut up", | |
| "A shotgun wedding", | |
| "Anne Frank's diary", | |
| "Autoerotic asphyxiation", | |
| "Blow Up Bianca the Latex Lovedoll", | |
| "Endlessly tumbling down an up escalator", | |
| "Fun with nuns", | |
| "Getting it all over the walls", | |
| "Holiday Dinner by Jack Daniels", | |
| "Nailgun fights", | |
| "Teaching the bitch a lesson", | |
| "Nazi super science", | |
| "Making a human centipede", | |
| "A sobering quantity of chili cheese fries", | |
| "Going vegetarian and feeling so great all the time", | |
| "Kale farts", | |
| "Licking the cake batter off of grandma's fingers", | |
| "Real cheese flavor", | |
| "Swishing the wine around and sniffing it like a big fancy man", | |
| "The Dial-A-Slice Apple Divider from Williams-Sonoma", | |
| "What to do with all of this chocolate on my penis", | |
| "A belly full of hard-boiled eggs", | |
| "A joyless vegan patty", | |
| "A table for one at The Cheesecake Factory", | |
| "Being emotionally and physically dominated by Gordon Ramsay", | |
| "Kevin Bacon Bits", | |
| "Not knowing what to believe anymore about butter", | |
| "Soup that's better than pussy", | |
| "Sucking down thousands of pounds of krill every day", | |
| "A Mexican child trapped inside of a burrito", | |
| "Clamping down on a gazelle's jugular and tasting its warm life waters", | |
| "Committing suicide at the Old Country Buffet", | |
| "Father's forbidden chocolates", | |
| "Jizz Twinkies", | |
| "The Hellman's Mayonnaise Corporation", | |
| "The hot dog I put in my vagina ten days ago", | |
| "The inaudible screams of carrots", | |
| "Paying the iron price", | |
| "Jiggle physics", | |
| "Rotating shapes in mid-air so that they fit into other shapes when they fall", | |
| "Firefly: Season 2", | |
| "Getting bitch slapped by Dhalsim", | |
| "Casting Magic Missile at a bully", | |
| "Running out of stamina", | |
| "An immediately regrettable $9 hot dog from the Boston Convention Center", | |
| "The rocket launcher", | |
| "Sharpening a foam broadsword on a foam whetstone", | |
| "Loading from a previous save", | |
| "The depression that ensues after catching 'em all", | |
| "Violating the First Law of Robotics", | |
| "Getting inside the Horadric Cube with a hot babe and pressing the transmute button", | |
| "Punching a tree to gather wood", | |
| "Spending the year's insulin budget on Warhammer 40k figurines", | |
| "Forgetting to eat, and consequently dying", | |
| "Wil Wheaton crashing an actual spaceship", | |
| "The Klobb", | |
| "Charging up all the way", | |
| "Vespene gas", | |
| "Judging elves by the color of their skin and not by the content of their character", | |
| "Smashing all the pottery in a Pottery Barn in search of rupees", | |
| "Achieving 500 actions per minute", | |
| "Mistakenly hitting on a League of Legends statue", | |
| "Ser Jorah Mormont's cerulean-blue balls", | |
| "The old gods", | |
| "Stuffing my balls into a Sega Genesis and pressing the power button", | |
| "Attacking from Kamchatka", | |
| "Separate drinking fountains for dark elves", | |
| "Lagging out", | |
| "Getting bitten by a radioactive spider and then battling leukemia for 30 years", | |
| "A giant mechanical bird with a tragic backstory", | |
| "The pure, Zen-like state that exists between micro and macro", | |
| "Xena,", | |
| "Endless ninjas", | |
| "Whatever Final Fantasy bullshit happened this year", | |
| "Collecting all seven power crystals", | |
| "KHAAAAAAAAAN!", | |
| "Futuristic death sports", | |
| "The imagination of Peter Jackson", | |
| "Demons and shit", | |
| "All of the good times and premium gaming entertainment available to you in the Kickstarter room", | |
| "A grumpy old Harrison Ford who'd rather be doing anything else", | |
| "Taking 2d6 emotional damage", | |
| "The Star Wars Universe", | |
| "Exciting content!", | |
| "Rubbing chocolate pudding all over Bill Cosby's nipples", | |
| "What The Rock was really cooking", | |
| "Stepping on a god damn friggin' LEGO", | |
| "All this liquid in my mouth", | |
| "Giving a dolphin a handjob for science", | |
| "Hodor", | |
| "A floor that is literally made of lava", | |
| "Full HD", | |
| "The gravity gun", | |
| "Reading the comments", | |
| "70,000 gamers sweating and farting inside an airtight steel dome", | |
| "The Cock Ring of Alacrity", | |
| "Yoshi's huge egg-laying cloaca", | |
| "A homemade, cum-stained Star Trek uniform", | |
| "Offering sexual favors for an ore and a sheep", | |
| "Mario Kart rage", | |
| "Bowser's aching heart", | |
| "An angry stone head that stomps on the floor every three seconds", | |
| "Nude-modding Super Mario World", | |
| "Temporary invincibility", | |
| "Being an attractive elf trapped in an unattractive human's body", | |
| "Filling every pouch of a UtiliKilt™ with pizza", | |
| "The Sarlacc", | |
| "Achieving the manual dexterity and tactical brilliance of a 12-year-old Korean boy", | |
| "Allowing nacho cheese to curdle in your beard while you creep in League of Legends", | |
| "The collective wail of every Magic player suddenly realizing that they've spent hundreds of dollars on pieces of cardboard", | |
| "Rolling a D20 to save a failing marriage", | |
| "Legendary Creature – Robert Khoo", | |
| "Winning the approval of Cooking Mama that you never got from actual mama", | |
| "Never watching, discussing, or thinking about My Little Pony", | |
| "Turn-of-the-century sky racists", | |
| "Unlocking a new sex position", | |
| "The boner hatch in the Iron Man suit", | |
| "Buying virtual clothes for a Sim family instead of real clothes for a real family", | |
| "Google Glass + e-cigarette: Ultimate Combo!", | |
| "The decade of legal inquests following a single hour of Grand Theft Auto", | |
| "A fully-dressed female videogame character", | |
| "Getting into a situation with an owlbear", | |
| "Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam!", | |
| "Tapping Sara Angel", | |
| "Eating a pizza that's lying on the street to gain health", | |
| "SNES cartridge cleaning fluid", | |
| "A madman who lives in a policebox and kidnaps women", | |
| "Grand Theft Auto: Fort Lauderdale", | |
| "A neck beard that is 10% cheese", | |
| "Pelvic sorcery", | |
| "Pooping as quietly as possible", | |
| "The beautiful sport of Turkish oil wrestling", | |
| "No survivors", | |
| "Go Fuck Yourself", | |
| "A diverse group of female friends casually discussing the side effects of birth control", | |
| "A woman president", | |
| "Always© Infinity Extra Heavy Overnight Pads with Wings", | |
| "An emotionally draining friendship", | |
| "Carrying a fetus to term", | |
| "Catching a whiff of my vag", | |
| "Dancing carefree in white linen pants", | |
| "Destroying a pair of underwear", | |
| "Drinking Beyoncé's DivaCup and becoming immortal", | |
| "Driving my daughter to her abortion", | |
| "Eating three sleeves of Chips Ahoy!", | |
| "Feeling bloaty and crampy", | |
| "Feeling lots of feelings", | |
| "Full bush", | |
| "How bloody that dick's about to be", | |
| "Masturbating with a Sonicare", | |
| "Period globs", | |
| "Playing with my pussy while I watch TV", | |
| "Post-partum depression", | |
| "Pulling out a never-ending tampon", | |
| "Pussy lips of all shapes and sizes", | |
| "Ringing out a sopping wet maxi pad into Donald Trump's mouth", | |
| "The vagina hole", | |
| "Using a Smucker's Uncrustable™ as a maxi pad", | |
| "My dick in your mouth", | |
| "Corn", | |
| "Carribbean Jesus", | |
| "Super yoga", | |
| "Ladles", | |
| "Ejaculating a pound of tinsel", | |
| "A heart that is two sizes too small and that therefore cannot pump an adequate amount of blood", | |
| "The John D. and Catherine T. MacArthur Foundation", | |
| "Dividing by zero", | |
| "Playing an ocarina to summon Ultra-Congress from the sea", | |
| "Asshole pomegranates that are hard to eat", | |
| "Becoming so rich that you shed your body and turn to vapor", | |
| "Faking a jellyfish sting so someone will pee on you", | |
| "A sexy naked interactive theater thing", | |
| "A giant squid in a wedding gown", | |
| "Crawling into a vagina", | |
| "A dick so big and so black that not even light can escape its pull", | |
| "A double murder suicide barbeque", | |
| "A primordial soup and salad bar", | |
| "A stack of bunnies in a trenchcoat", | |
| "At least three ducks", | |
| "Becoming engorged with social justice jelly and secreting a thinkpiece", | |
| "Being the absolute worst", | |
| "Disco Mussolini", | |
| "Greg Kinnear's terrible lightning breath", | |
| "Mitt Romney's eight sons Kip, Sam, Trot, Fergis, Toolshed, Grisham, Hawkeye, and Thorp", | |
| "Mr. and Mrs. Tambourine Man's jingle-jangle morning sex", | |
| "Mushy tushy", | |
| "Ringo Starr & His All-Starr Band", | |
| "Sandwich", | |
| "Saving the Rainforest Cafe", | |
| "Sir Thomas More's Fruitopia™", | |
| "Sweating it out on the streets of a runaway American Dream", | |
| "That one leftover screw", | |
| "That thing politicians do with their thumbs when they talk", | |
| "The spooky skeleton under my skin", | |
| "The token lesbian", | |
| "These dolphins", | |
| "Three hairs from the silver-golden head of Galadriel", | |
| "Water so cold it turned into a rock", | |
| "A supermassive black hole", | |
| "Reconciling quantum theory with general relativity", | |
| "Electroejaculating a capuchin monkey", | |
| "Insufficient serotonin", | |
| "Evolving a labyrinthine vagina", | |
| "Getting really worried about global warming for a few seconds", | |
| "Infinity", | |
| "Oxytocin release via manual stimulation of the nipples", | |
| "Uranus", | |
| "Being knowledgeable in a narrow domain that nobody understands or cares about", | |
| "Achieving reproductive success", | |
| "Slowly evaporating", | |
| "The quiet majesty of the sea turtle", | |
| "A 0.7 waist-to-hip ratio", | |
| "Fun and interesting facts about rocks", | |
| "Photosynthesis", | |
| "Developing secondary sex characteristics", | |
| "Failing the Turing test", | |
| "Explosive decompression", | |
| "Driving into a tornado to learn about tornadoes", | |
| "David Attenborough watching us mate", | |
| "3.7 billion years of evolution", | |
| "The Sun engulfing the Earth", | |
| "A legitimate reason to commit suicide", | |
| "A back-alley abortion from a Mexican cyborg doctor", | |
| "Whipping lower-class white men into a xenophobic frenzy", | |
| "Rage", | |
| "Trying to remember what music was", | |
| "Roaming through a wasteland of windblown trash and deserted highways", | |
| "Bringing millions of dangerous low-paying manufacturing jobs back to America", | |
| "A gnawing sense of dread", | |
| "Drinking urine to survive", | |
| "Nuclear winter", | |
| "President Donald Trump", | |
| "Casual dismissiveness", | |
| "Extra rations for my little girl", | |
| "World Wars 3 through 5", | |
| "Finding out that democracy might not be such a great idea", | |
| "Mild amusement", | |
| "Burying my only son", | |
| "The purging of the disloyal", | |
| "Trying to wake up from this nightmare", | |
| "A father and son fighting each other over the last scrap of bread", | |
| "Making Islam illegal", | |
| "Desperately hurling insults at Donald Trump as he absorbs them into his rapidly expanding body", | |
| "Actually voting for Donald Trump to be President of the actual United States", | |
| "A liberal bias", | |
| "Hating Hillary Clinton", | |
| "Growing up and becoming a Republican", | |
| "Courageously going ahead with that racist comment", | |
| "Dispelling this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing", | |
| "Jeb!", | |
| "The good, hardworking people of Dubuque, Iowa", | |
| "Conservative talking points", | |
| "Shouting the loudest", | |
| "Sound of fiscal policy", | |
| "Full-on socialism", | |
| "A bong rip so massive it restores justice to the kingdom", | |
| "A sandwich with Cheetos in it", | |
| "A whole cheese pizza just for me", | |
| "An eight-foot man smoking a six-foot bong", | |
| "Ancient aliens", | |
| "Being too high for airplane", | |
| "Cheese Crunchies", | |
| "Dank ass cancer weed", | |
| "Dicking around on the guitar for an hour", | |
| "Dropping stuff and knocking everything over", | |
| "Eating all the skin off a rotisserie chicken", | |
| "Forgetting to breathe and then dying", | |
| "Getting high and watching Planet Earth", | |
| "Grinning like an idiot", | |
| "Hot tub", | |
| "How bright the sun is", | |
| "Huge popcorn nugs of hairy alien weed", | |
| "My own fingers", | |
| "Smoking a blunt butt-ass naked", | |
| "Smoking a joint with former President Barack Obama", | |
| "Snoop Dogg", | |
| "The banks, the media, the entire system, man", | |
| "Too much edibles", | |
| "Unbelievably soft carpet", | |
| "Whatever the fuck I was just talking about", | |
| "A complete inability to understand anyone else's perspective", | |
| "A fun, sexy time at the nude beach", | |
| "A man from Craigslist", | |
| "A night of Taco Bell and anal sex", | |
| "A respectful discussion of race and gender on the Internet", | |
| "Cat massage", | |
| "Destroying Dick Cheney's last horcrux", | |
| "Game of Thrones spoilers", | |
| "Getting teabagged by a fifth grader in Call of Duty", | |
| "Goats screaming like people", | |
| "Googling", | |
| "Internet porn analysis paralysis", | |
| "Matching with Mom on Tinder", | |
| "My browser history", | |
| "My privileged white penis", | |
| "Pretending to be black", | |
| "Smash Mouth", | |
| "Taking a shit while running at full speed", | |
| "That thing on the Internet everyone's talking about", | |
| "Three years of semen in a shoebox", | |
| "YouTube comments", | |
| "Santa's heavy sack", | |
| "Clearing a bloody path through Walmart with a scimitar", | |
| "Another shitty year", | |
| "Whatever Kwanzaa is supposed to be about", | |
| "A Christmas stocking full of coleslaw", | |
| "Elf cum", | |
| "The tiny, calloused hands of the Chinese children that made this card", | |
| "Taking down Santa with a surface-to-air missle", | |
| "Several intertwining love stories featuring Hugh Grant", | |
| "Mall Santa", | |
| "My hot cousin", | |
| "The Star Wars Holiday Special", | |
| "Krampus, the Austrian Christmas monster", | |
| "Pretending to be happy", | |
| "Socks", | |
| "Eating an entire snowman", | |
| "A toxic family environment", | |
| "A visually arresting turtleneck", | |
| "Fucking up \"Silent Night\" in front of 300 parents", | |
| "Immaculate conception", | |
| "Space Jam on VHS", | |
| "Gift-wrapping a live hamster", | |
| "A Hungry-Man™ Frozen Christmas Dinner for One", | |
| "Swapping bodies with mom for a day", | |
| "Making up for 10 years of shitty parenting with a PlayStation", | |
| "Finding out that Santa isn't real", | |
| "Slicing a ham in icy silence", | |
| "The shittier, Jewish version of Christmas", | |
| "The Hawaiian goddess Kapo and her flying detachable vagina", | |
| "Having a strong opinion about Obamacare", | |
| "The royal afterbirth", | |
| "Congress's flaccid penises withering away beneath their suit pants", | |
| "Piece of shit Christmas cards with no money in them", | |
| "Moses gargling Jesus's balls while Shiva and the Buddha penetrate his divine hand holes", | |
| "Giving money and personal information to strangers on the Internet", | |
| "These low, low prices!", | |
| "A magical tablet containing a world of unlimited pornography", | |
| "People with cake in their mouths talking about how good cake is", | |
| "Jizzing into Santa's beard", | |
| "A simultaneous nightmare and wet dream starring Sigourney Weaver", | |
| "Being blind and deaf and having no limbs", | |
| "Rudolph's bright red balls", | |
| "The Grinch's musty, cum-stained pelt", | |
| "Breeding elves for their priceless semen" | |
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| "Cool\nchilly, hip, cold-blooded.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Corrupt\ndishonest, underhanded, shady.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Cosmic\nlimitless, planetary, far out.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Cosmopolitan\nsophisticated, urbane, well-informed.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Courageous\nbrave, gallant, dauntless.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Cowardly\nfearful, afraid, spineless.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Cranky\ncrabby, cantankerous, grouchy.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Crazed\ninsane, wild, deranged.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Crazy\ninsane, bizarre, wacky.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Creative\nimaginative, artistic, original.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Creepy\nfrightening, slithering, scary.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Cruel\nmean, harsh, merciless.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Cuddly\nloving, tender, huggable.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Cute\npretty, perky, delightful.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Dainty\ndelicate, fragile, thin.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Dangerous\nrisky, chancy, hazardous.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Dead\ndeceased, expired, unresponsive.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Deadly\nfatal, lethal, murderous.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Delicate\ndainty, tender, elegant.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Delicious\ntasty, pleasing, appetizing.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Delightful\npleasing, enjoyable, charming.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Demanding\ndifficult, exacting, bothersome.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Depressing\ndismal, gloomy, sad.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Desperate\nfrantic, headlong, reckless.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Dignified\nstately, honorable, distinguished.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Dirty\nunclean, soiled, impure.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Distinguished\ndignified, extraordinary, acclaimed.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Disturbing\nunsettling, troubling, worrisome.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Dramatic\nexciting, sensational, theatrical.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Dreamy\nfanciful, whimsical, heavenly.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Dull\nboring, stupid, blunt.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Dysfunctional\nimpaired, damaged, maladjusted.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Earthy\nunrefined, natural, crude.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Easy\neffortless, gentle, promiscuous.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Eccentric\npeculiar, odd, bizarre.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Elitist\nsnobbish, arrogant, smug.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Emotional\npassionate, moving, volatile.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Eternal\ntimeless, immortal, perpetual.\n\n#white#", | |
| "European\nof Europe, from Europe, about Europe.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Exciting\nthrilling, breathtaking, arousing.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Exhausting\nweakening, tiring, draining.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Expensive\ncostly, valuable, exorbitant.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Explosive\nbursting, blasting, dangerous.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Exquisite\nexcellent, refined, flawless.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Extreme\nexceptional, superlative, radical.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Fabulous\nmarvelous, wonderful, incredible.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Fake\nunreal, counterfeit, deceptive.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Fancy\nshowy, ornate, decorated.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Fantastic\nawesome, outrageous, imaginary.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Feminine\nwomanly, ladylike, unmanly.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Filthy\ndirty, foul, unclean.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Flirtatious\nbrazen, saucy, forward.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Foreign\nalien, unfamiliar, exotic.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Fragrant\naromatic, odorous, perfumed.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Frazzled\nexhausted, frayed, worn.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Fresh\nnew, original, good.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Friendly\naffectionate, comforting, welcoming.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Frightening\nscary, horrifying, awesome.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Frivolous\ntrivial, silly, shallow.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Funky\ngroovy, psychedelic, hip.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Funny\namusing, comic, odd.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Furious\nangry, raging, wild.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Fuzzy\ndowny, unclear, furry.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Glamorous\nbeautiful, dazzling, stylish.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Glitzy\nflashy, showy, gaudy.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Global\nworld-wide, spherical, universal.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Glorious\nmagnificent, delightful, splendid.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Goody-Goody\nsweet, well-behaved, virtuous.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Graceful\nelegant, supple, limber.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Handsome\nattractive, elegant, fine.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Hardworking\nindustrious, diligent, busy.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Harmful\nhurtful, unhealthy, damaging.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Haunting\nunforgettable, bewitching, unearthly.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Healthy\nhearty, robust, wholesome.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Heartless\ninsensitive, cruel, uncaring.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Hilarious\nfunny, witty, amusing.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Honorable\nhonest, just, virtuous.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Hopeless\npessimistic, desperate, downhearted.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Horrifying\noffensive, abominable, disgusting.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Hostile\nantagonistic, aggressive, warlike.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Hot\nblazing, heated, spicy.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Idiotic\nfoolish, dumb, moronic.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Important\nsignificant, substantial, momentous.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Industrious\ndiligent, busy, hard-working.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Influential\npowerful, prominent, important.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Innocent\nguiltless, pure, naive.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Insane\npsychotic, deranged, mad.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Inspirational\nexhilarating, inspiring, stimulating.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Insulting\noffending, discourteous, rude.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Intelligent\nbright, smart, brainy.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Intense\nextreme, passionate, strained.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Irresistible\noverpowering, overwhelming, compelling.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Irritating\nannoying, troublesome, provoking.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Juicy\ndrippy, luscious, tantalizing.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Lazy\nlifeless, apathetic, weary.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Legendary\nfamous, distinctive, prominent.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Loud\nnoisy, boisterous, deafening.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Lovable\nadorable, endearing, cuddly.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Lucky\nfortunate, serendipitous, favored.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Luscious\ndelicious, savory, juicy.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Luxurious\nopulent, lavish, sumptuous.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Magical\nenchanting, miraculous, marvelous.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Manly\nmasculine, virile, strong.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Masculine\nmale, manly, virile.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Meek\nshy, mild, timid.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Melodramatic\ntheatrical, sensational, showy.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Mischievous\nnaughty, prankish, sly.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Miserable\nwretched, pitiful, forlorn.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Misunderstood\nnot grasped, not learned, not absorbed.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Mysterious\nsecretive, puzzling, strange.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Mystical\nspiritual, secretive, esoteric.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Naive\nunsophisticated, childlike, simple.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Nasty\nmean, inclement, offensive.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Natural\npure, simple, unadorned.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Neat\ntidy, orderly, cool.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Neglected\nignored, disregarded, rejected.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Nerdy\nunhip, uncool, dorky.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Normal\nusual, common, ordinary.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Obnoxious\noffensive, repulsive, annoying.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Odd\ndifferent, eccentric, bizarre.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Offensive\ninsulting, vulgar, attacking.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Ordinary\nusual, common, plain.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Organic\nnatural, clean, biological.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Outrageous\nshocking, scandalous, disgraceful.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Overwhelming\nexhaustive, breathtaking, monumental.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Painful\nhurtful, agonizing, unbearable.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Pathetic\npitiful, distressing, heart-rending.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Patriotic\nnationalistic, loyal, public-spirited.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Peaceful\nserene, restful, calm.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Perfect\nfaultless, consummate, exact.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Philosophical\nthoughtful, contemplative, wise.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Phony\nfalse, artificial, imitation.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Playful\nfun, frisky, entertaining.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Popular\nwell-liked, accepted, preferred.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Powerful\nstrong, forceful, robust.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Primitive\nprehistoric, primal, uncivilized.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Principled\nconscientious, ethical, scrupulous.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Profound\ndeep, wise, thoughtful.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Puffy\nswollen, billowy, bloated.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Pure\ninnocent, unadulterated, chaste.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Quiet\npeaceful, silent, calm.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Radiant\nshining, glowing, sparkling.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Radical\nunconventional, revolutionary, extreme.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Rare\nscarce, unusual, half-cooked.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Realistic\nauthentic, lifelike, reasonable.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Refined\nwell-bred, purified, cultivated.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Refreshing\nbrisk, invigorating, rejuvenating.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Relaxing\nrestful, calming, peaceful.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Repulsive\ndisgusting, offensive, foul.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Responsible\naccountable, obligated, mature.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Revolutionary\ninnovative, rebellious, radical.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Rich\nwealthy, affluent, moneyed.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Ridiculous\npreposterous, absurd, ludicrous.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Risky\nhazardous, daring, speculative.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Rough\nscratchy, uneven, jagged.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Saintly\nvirtuous, angelic, divine.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Sappy\ngooey, mushy, romantic.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Scary\nfrightening, absurd, ugly.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Scenic\npicturesque, dramatic, panoramic.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Selfish\nstingy, greedy, miserly.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Senseless\nmeaningless, absurd, foolish.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Sensitive\nsusceptible, sympathetic, tender.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Sensual\ntactile, pleasing, sexual.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Sexy\narousing, appealing, seductive.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Shallow\nsuperficial, trivial, not deep.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Sharp\npointed, keen, acute.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Shiny\nreflective, gleaming, polished.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Shocking\nfrightening, electrifying, startling.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Shy\nbashful, timid, cautious.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Silly\ngoofy, absurd, nonsensical.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Smart\nintelligent, stylish, witty.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Smelly\nstinky, odorous, rank.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Smooth\neven, level, flat.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Snappy\nstylish, trendy, fast.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Soft\nmalleable, pliable, mushy.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Speedy\nquick, rapid, fast.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Spicy\nflavorable, tangy, hot.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Spiritual\nreligious, inspired, supernatural.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Spooky\nscary, weird, ghostly.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Spunky\nperky, lively, spirited.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Squeaky Clean\npure, immaculate, unapproachable.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Stereotyped\npigeonholed, caricatured, characterized.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Stunning\nastonishing, staggering, astounding.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Sultry\nsweltering, humid, sensual.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Sweet\nsugary, caring, good.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Swift\nquick, speedy, expeditious.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Talented\ngifted, clever, skillful.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Tame\nsubdued, gentle, trained.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Technological\nscientific, futuristic, mechanical.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Temperamental\nmoody, irritable, short-tempered.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Timeless\nclassic, ageless, well-established.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Touchy-Feely\naffectionate, tactile, huggy.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Tough\nstrong, firm, difficult.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Trustworthy\nhonest, reliable, unfailing.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Twisted\ndistorted, warped, perverted.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Unbelievable\nincredible, far-fetched, impossible.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Unforgettable\nnotable, impressive, remarkable.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Unhealthy\nrisky, sickly, dangerous.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Unnatural\nabnormal, artificial, bizarre.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Unreal\nimaginary, illusionary, unbelievable.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Unscrupulous\nunethical, corrupt, unprincipled.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Unusual\nrare, odd, uncommon.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Useless\nworthless, ineffective, unneeded.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Violent\nfurious, vicious, destructive.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Virtuous\nworthy, righteous, chaste.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Visionary\nidealistic, prophetic, far-seeing.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Weird\nabnormal, peculiar, odd.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Wicked\nevil, corrupt, depraved.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Wild\nuntamed, savage, ferocious.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Witty\nclever, humorous, cunning.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Woebegone\ndismal, sorrowful, bummed out.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Worldly\nexperienced, sophisticated, materialistic.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Zany\ncrazy, funny, wacky.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Why can't I sleep at night?\n\n#white#", | |
| "I got 99 problems but #white# ain't one.", | |
| "What's a girl's best friend?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What's that smell?\n\n#white#", | |
| "This is the way the world ends /\n\n This is the way the world ends /\n\n Not with a bang but with #white#.", | |
| "What is Batman's guilty pleasure?\n\n#white#", | |
| "TSA guidelines now prohibit #white# on airplanes.", | |
| "What ended my last relationship?\n\n#white#", | |
| "MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with #white#.", | |
| "I drink to forget #white#.", | |
| "I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of #white#.", | |
| "Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of #white#.", | |
| "What's that sound?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What's the next Happy Meal® toy?\n\n#white#", | |
| "It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with #white#.", | |
| "In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with #white# for the first time.", | |
| "#white#. That's how I want to die.", | |
| "What does Dick Cheney prefer?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What's the most emo?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children #white#.", | |
| "Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of #white#.", | |
| "A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without #white#.", | |
| "White people like #white#.", | |
| "#white#. Betcha can't have just one!", | |
| "War!\n\nWhat is it good for?\n\n#white#", | |
| "BILLY MAYS HERE FOR #white#.", | |
| "#white#. High five, bro.", | |
| "During sex, I like to think about #white#.", | |
| "What did I bring back from Mexico?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What are my parents hiding from me?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What will always get you laid?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What helps Obama unwind?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What's there a ton of in heaven?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Major League Baseball has banned #white# for giving players an unfair advantage.", | |
| "When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate #white#.", | |
| "What's the new fad diet?\n\n#white#", | |
| "When I am the President of the United States, I will create the Department of #white#.", | |
| "#white#. It's a trap!", | |
| "How am I maintaining my relationship status?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?\n\n#white#", | |
| "While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on #white#.", | |
| "Coming to Broadway this season, #white#: The Musical.", | |
| "What's my secret power?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What gives me uncontrollable gas?\n\n#white#", | |
| "But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you #white#.", | |
| "What never fails to liven up the party?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What am I giving up for Lent?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What do old people smell like?\n\n#white#", | |
| "The class field trip was completely ruined by #white#.", | |
| "When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a plague of #white#.", | |
| "I do not know with which weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with #white#.", | |
| "What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?\n\n#white#", | |
| "In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about #white#.", | |
| "Why do I hurt all over?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50% faster after being exposed to #white#.", | |
| "Why am I sticky?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What's my anti-drug?\n\n#white#", | |
| "And the Academy Award for #white# goes to #white#.", | |
| "For my next trick, I will pull #white# out of #white#.", | |
| "#white#: Good to the last drop.", | |
| "What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?\n\n#white#", | |
| "#white#: kid-tested, mother-approved.", | |
| "What gets better with age?\n\n#white#", | |
| "I never truly understood #white# until I encountered #white#.", | |
| "Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite delicacy is #white# stuffed with #white#.", | |
| "Lifetime® presents #white#, the story of #white#.", | |
| "Make a haiku.\n\n#white#", | |
| "In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that #white# had really been #white# all along.", | |
| "#white# is a slippery slope that leads to #white#.", | |
| "In a world ravaged by #white#, our only solace is #white#.", | |
| "That's right, I killed #white#. How, you ask? #white#.", | |
| "When I was tripping on acid, #white# turned into #white#.", | |
| "#white# + #white# = #white#.", | |
| "What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Dear Abby,\n\nI'm having some trouble with #white# and would like your advice.", | |
| "After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought #white# to the people of Haiti.", | |
| "In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for #white#.", | |
| "Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's #white#.", | |
| "Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to #white#.", | |
| "Next on ESPN2, the World Series of #white#.", | |
| "Step 1: #white#. Step 2: #white#. Step 3: Profit.", | |
| "Here is the church\nHere is the steeple\nOpen the doors\nAnd there is #white#.", | |
| "How did I lose my virginity?\n\n#white#", | |
| "During his childhood, Salvador Dalí produced hundreds of paintings of #white#.", | |
| "In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What don't you want to find in your Kung Pao chicken?\n\n#white#", | |
| "The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has just opened an exhibit on #white#.", | |
| "Daddy, why is Mommy crying?\n\n#white#", | |
| "How did I lose my virginity?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Why can't I sleep at night?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What's that smell?\n\n#white#", | |
| "I got 99 problems but #white# ain't one.", | |
| "Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's #white#.", | |
| "What's the next Happy Meal® toy?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Here is the church\\\nHere is the steeple\\\nOpen the doors\\\nAnd there is #white#.", | |
| "It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with #white#.", | |
| "I get by with a little help from #white#.", | |
| "Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of #white#.", | |
| "They said we were crazy. They said we couldn't put #white# inside of #white#. They were wrong.", | |
| "What's what sound?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What ended my last relationship?\n\n#white#", | |
| "The Natural History Museum has just opened an interactive exhibit on #white#.", | |
| "I drink to forger #white#.", | |
| "Dear Agony Aunt, I'm having some trouble with #white# and would like your advice.", | |
| "What's Batman's guilty pleasure?\n\n#white#", | |
| "This is the way the world ends /\\\n This is the way the world ends /\\\n Not with a bang but with #white#.", | |
| "What's a girl's best friend?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Daddy, why is mummy crying?\n\n#white#", | |
| "#white#. That's how I want to die.", | |
| "For my next trick, I will pull #white# out of #white#.", | |
| "I'm sorry, Sir, but I couldn't complete my homework because of #white#.", | |
| "#white# is a slippery slope that leads to #white#.", | |
| "The theme for next year's Eurovision Song Contest is \"We are #white#.\".", | |
| "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. Our chief weapons are fear, surprise and #white#.", | |
| "In Wormwood Scrubs, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for #white#.", | |
| "What's the most emo?\n\n#white#", | |
| "In 1,000 years when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for good and services?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Introducing the amazing superhero/sidekick duo! It's #white# and #white#!", | |
| "In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that #white# had really been #white# all along.", | |
| "A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without #white#.", | |
| "#white#? Jim'll fix it!", | |
| "White people like #white#.", | |
| "When I am Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, I will create the Ministry of #white#.", | |
| "Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of #white#.", | |
| "What kept Margaret Thatcher busy during her waning years?\n\n#white#", | |
| "In a world ravaged by #white#, our only solace is #white#.", | |
| "War!\\\n\\\nWhat is it good for?\n\n#white#", | |
| "During sex, I like to think about #white#.", | |
| "What are my parents hiding from me?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What will always get you laid?\n\n#white#", | |
| "In her latest feature-length film, Tracy Beaker struggles with #white# for the first time.", | |
| "Airport security guidelines now prohibit #white# on airplanes.", | |
| "What don't you want to find in your Kung Pao Chicken?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?\n\n#white#", | |
| "How am I maintaining my relationship status?\n\n#white#", | |
| "#white#. It's a trap!", | |
| "The school trip was completely ruined by #white#.", | |
| "What did I bring back from Amsterdam?\n\n#white#", | |
| "After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought #white# to the people of Haiti.", | |
| "TFL apologizes for the delay in train service due to #white#.", | |
| "Step 1: #white#. Step 2: #white#. Step 3: Profit.", | |
| "And the BAFTA for #white# goes to #white#.", | |
| "But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you #white#.", | |
| "What gives me uncontrollable gas?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Today on The Jeremy Kyle Show: \"Help! My son is #white#!\".", | |
| "Next on Sky Sports: The World Championship of #white#.", | |
| "When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of #white#.", | |
| "What's my secret power?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What's there a ton of in heaven?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?\n\n#white#", | |
| "I never truly understood #white# until I encountered #white#.", | |
| "What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What helps Obama unwind?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?\n\n#white#", | |
| "#white#: good to the last drop.", | |
| "Why am I sticky?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What gets better with age?\n\n#white#", | |
| "#white#: kid-tested, mother-approved.", | |
| "Channel 5's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with #white#.", | |
| "Instead of coal, Father Christmas now gives the bad children #white#.", | |
| "A recent laboratory study shows that undergraduates have 50% less sex after being exposed to #white#.", | |
| "Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to #white#.", | |
| "Make a haiku.\n\n#white#", | |
| "I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with #white#.", | |
| "Why do I hurt all over?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What am I giving up for Lent?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Fun tip! When your man asks you to go down on him, try surprising him with #white# instead.", | |
| "Coming to the West End this year, #white#: The Musical.", | |
| "#white#: Once you pop, the fun don't stop.", | |
| "Channel 4 presents \"#white#, the Story of #white#.\".", | |
| "When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate #white#.", | |
| "When I was tripping on acid, #white# turned into #white#.", | |
| "That's right, I killed #white#. How you ask? #white#.", | |
| "What are school administrators using to curb rampant teenage pregnancy?\n\n#white#", | |
| "#white# + #white# = #white#.", | |
| "What never fails to liven up the party?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What's the new fad diet?\n\n#white#", | |
| "#white#. That's why mums go to Iceland.", | |
| "Real men watch #white#.", | |
| "So wait, #white# was actually #white#? Wow, I didn't see that one coming!", | |
| "Whenever I'm splashed with cold water, I turn into #white#.", | |
| "No matter how you look at it, ultimately #white# is responsible for #white#.", | |
| "#white#. That is my fetish.", | |
| "#white# is camping my lane.", | |
| "Vegeta, what does the scouter say?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Who the hell do you think I am?!\n\n#white#", | |
| "On the next episode of Dragon Ball Z, Goku has a fierce battle with #white#.", | |
| "Who let the dogs out?\n\n#white#", | |
| "In his next movie, Will Smith saves the world from #white#.", | |
| "#white# and #white# are the new hot couple.", | |
| "When North Korea gets #white#, it will be the end of the world.", | |
| "Plan a three course meal.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Tastes like #white#.", | |
| "Hey guys, check out my #white# montage!", | |
| "What will Xyzzy take over the world with?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Dustin Browder demands more #white# in StarCraft®.", | |
| "Welcome to my secret lair on #white#.", | |
| "Truly and without question, #white# is the manliest of all men.", | |
| "WANTED: $50,000,000,000 reward for the apprehension of_.", | |
| "People die when they are #white#.", | |
| "Okay, I'll admit it. I would totally go gay for #white#.", | |
| "#white#.tumblr.com.", | |
| "#white#. Goddammit, Japan.", | |
| "All your #white# are belong to us.", | |
| "Digimon! Digivolve to: #white#-mon!", | |
| "What will YouTube add in its next unneeded update?\n\n#white#", | |
| "I have never in my life laughed harder than the first time I watched #white#.", | |
| "Who's an asshole?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Ladies and gentlemen, I give you #white#... COVERED IN BEES!!!", | |
| "Sorry Mario, but #white# is in another castle.", | |
| "There are guilty pleasures. And then there's #white#.", | |
| "#white# for president!", | |
| "#white# is a lie.", | |
| "Have fun, don't be #white#.", | |
| "Don't get mad, get #white#.", | |
| "When it comes to Japanese cuisine, there's simply nothing better than #white#.", | |
| "After I saw #white#, I needed #white#.", | |
| "I'm an expert on #white#.", | |
| "Just announced: The brand new anime adaptation of #white#, starring #white# as the voice of #white#.", | |
| "#white# is the only thing that matters.", | |
| "Cunnilungus and psychiatry brought us to #white#.", | |
| "We'll always have #white#.", | |
| "OH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST #white# I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!", | |
| "And the award for the filthiest scene in an adult film goes to \"5 women and #white#.\".", | |
| "What mildy annoyed you today?\n\n#white#", | |
| "The seldomly mentioned 4th little pig built his house out of #white#.", | |
| "Let's all rock out to the sounds of #white#.", | |
| "No one wants to see your #white#.", | |
| "\"Why Grandma\", said Little Red Riding Hood, \"What big #white# you have!\".", | |
| "#white# uses #white#. It is SUPER EFFECTIVE!", | |
| "It's difficult to explain to friends and family why I know so much about #white#.", | |
| "Who knew I'd be able to make a living off of #white#?", | |
| "Take #white#, it will last longer.", | |
| "I finally realized I hit rock bottom when I started digging through dumpsters for #white#.", | |
| "Long story short, I ended up with #white# in my ass.", | |
| "At first I couldn't understand #white#, but now it's my biggest kink.", | |
| "#white# is my worst habit.", | |
| "What do I keep hidden in the crawlspace?\n\n#white#", | |
| "It's the end of #white# as we know it.", | |
| "I watch movies just to see if I can find a Big Lipped #white# Moment.", | |
| "Go-Go-Gadget, #white#!", | |
| "Everything's better with #white#.", | |
| "And it is said his ghost still wanders these halls, forever searching for his lost #white#.", | |
| "What have you accomplished today?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What would you taste like?\n\n#white#", | |
| "The best part of waking up is #white# in your cup.", | |
| "Why are you frothing with rage?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What made you happy today?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Why are there six #white# when there are only four #white#?", | |
| "My #white# is too big!", | |
| "Best drink ever: One part #white#, three parts #white#, and a splash of #white#.", | |
| "#white# makes me uncomfortable.", | |
| "The primitive villagers were both shocked and amazed when I showed them #white#.", | |
| "Stop, drop, and #white#.", | |
| "#white# is the root of all evil.", | |
| "Think before you #white#.", | |
| "The road to success is paved with #white#.", | |
| "And on his farm he had #white#, E-I-E-I-O!", | |
| "A wild #white# appeared! It used #white#!", | |
| "What is your mating call?\n\n#white#", | |
| "The Himalayas are filled with many perils, such as #white#.", | |
| "There's #white# in my soup.", | |
| "What is the worst thing anyone could say in front of the police?\n\n#white#", | |
| "The sad truth is, that at the edge of the universe, there is nothing but #white#.", | |
| "What is the saddest thing you've ever seen?\n\n#white#", | |
| "If life gives you #white#, make #white#.", | |
| "What is your favorite book?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Who needs a bidet when you have #white#?", | |
| "Kill it with #white#!", | |
| "The Xbox One's DRM policy isn't half as bad as #white#.", | |
| "TotalBiscuit's top hat is actually #white#.", | |
| "Best game of 2013? #white#, of course.", | |
| "I'M-A FIRIN' MAH #white#!", | |
| "How do you get your dog to stop humping your leg?\n\n#white#", | |
| "#white# sounds like a great alternative rock band.", | |
| "#white#. Everything else is uncivilized.", | |
| "Of my entire collection, my most prized possession is #white#.", | |
| "#white#! You know, for kids.", | |
| "Mom, I swear! Despite its name, #white# is NOT a porno!", | |
| "The government of Japan recently passed a law that effectively forbids all forms of #white#.", | |
| "I can't believe I spent most of my paycheck on #white#.", | |
| "#white# is the greatest Canadian.", | |
| "I write slash fanfiction pairing #white# with #white#.", | |
| "#white#? It's a DLC item.", | |
| "Oh god, I can't believe we ate #white# at PAX.", | |
| "Only in Korea can you see #white#.", | |
| "Alcoholic games of Clue® lead to #white#.", | |
| "#white# is the name of my #white# cover band.", | |
| "The Holy Trinity: #white#, #white#, and #white#!", | |
| "Praise #white#!", | |
| "What doesn't work that way?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What can you always find in between the couch cushions?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What the fuck is wrong with you?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What is the next great Kickstarter project?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What is the meaning of life?\n\n#white#", | |
| "My life for #white#!", | |
| "When I was a kid, all we had in Lunchables were three #white# and #white#.", | |
| "On its last dying breath, #white# sent out a cry for help. A bunch of #white# heard the cry.", | |
| "With Democrats and Republicans in a dead heat, the election was snatched by #white# party.", | |
| "Who would have guessed that the alien invasion would be easily thwarted by #white#.", | |
| "If you could fuck anyone in the world, who would you choose?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Real men watch #white#.", | |
| "So wait, #white# was actually #white#? Wow, I didn't see that one coming!", | |
| "Whenever I'm splashed with cold water, I turn into #white#.", | |
| "No matter how you look at it, ultimately #white# is responsible for #white#.", | |
| "Vegeta, what does the scouter say?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Who the hell do you think I am?!\n\n#white#", | |
| "On the next episode of Dragon Ball Z, Goku has a fierce battle with #white#.", | |
| "Truly and without question, #white# is the manliest of all men.", | |
| "WANTED: $50,000,000,000 reward for the apprehension of_.", | |
| "People die when they are #white#.", | |
| "Okay, I'll admit it. I would totally go gay for #white#.", | |
| "#white#. Goddammit, Japan.", | |
| "Digimon! Digivolve to: #white#-mon!", | |
| "I have never in my life laughed harder than the first time I watched #white#.", | |
| "There are guilty pleasures. And then there's #white#.", | |
| "When it comes to Japanese cuisine, there's simply nothing better than #white#.", | |
| "Just announced: The brand new anime adaptation of #white#, starring #white# as the voice of #white#.", | |
| "I'M-A FIRIN' MAH #white#!", | |
| "Of my entire collection, my most prized possession is #white#.", | |
| "Mom, I swear! Despite its name, #white# is NOT a porno!", | |
| "The government of Japan recently passed a law that effectively forbids all forms of #white#.", | |
| "When it comes to hentai, nothing gets me hotter than #white#.", | |
| "Lupin the III's latest caper involves him trying to steal #white#.", | |
| "#white#. YOU SHOULD BE WATCHING.", | |
| "#white# vs. #white#. BEST. FIGHT. EVER.", | |
| "Fresh from Japan: The new smash hit single by #white# titled #white#.", | |
| "Congratulations, #white#.", | |
| "Hayao Miyazaki's latest family film is about a young boy befriending #white#.", | |
| "One thing you almost never see in anime is #white#.", | |
| "By far the best panel at any anime convention is the one for #white#.", | |
| "S-Shut up!! I-It's not like I'm #white# or anything.", | |
| "What is moé?\n\n#white#", | |
| "The English dub of #white# sucks worse than #white#.", | |
| "#white#. BELIEVE IT!", | |
| "Make a contract with me, and become #white#!", | |
| "You guys are so wrong. Obviously, #white# is best waifu.", | |
| "In the latest chapter of Toriko, our hero hunts down, kills, and eats a creature made entirely of #white#.", | |
| "On the next episode of Dragon Ball Z, #white# is forced to do the fusion dance with #white#.", | |
| "You are already #white#.", | |
| "THIS #white# HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY LINE FOR GENERATIONS!!!", | |
| "My favorite episode of #white# is the one with #white#.", | |
| "Make a yaoi shipping.\n\n#white#", | |
| "This doujinshi I just bought has #white# and #white# getting it on, hardcore.", | |
| "Make a love triangle.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Dr. Black Jack, please hurry! The patient is suffering from a terminal case of #white#!", | |
| "So just who is this Henry Goto fellow, anyway?\n\n#white#", | |
| "When Henry Goto is alone and thinks that no one's looking, he secretly enjoys #white#.", | |
| "He might just save the universe, if he only had some #white#!", | |
| "This #white# of mine glows with an awesome power! Its #white# tells me to defeat you!", | |
| "Cards Against Anime: It's more fun than #white#!", | |
| "On the mean streets of Tokyo, everyone knows that #white# is the leader of the #white# Gang.", | |
| "When I found all 7 Dragon Balls, Shenron granted me my wish for #white#.", | |
| "The best part of my #white# costume is #white#.", | |
| "My #white# is the #white# that will pierce the heavens!! same white card used for both blanks.", | |
| "After years of searching, the crew of the Thousand Sunny finally found out that the One Piece is actually #white#.", | |
| "The World Line was changed when I sent a D-mail to myself about #white#.", | |
| "In this episode of Master Keaton, Keaton builds #white# out of #white# and #white#.", | |
| "So, what have you learned from all of this?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Someday when I have kids, I want to share with them the joys of #white#.", | |
| "Who placed first in the most recent Shonen Jump popularity poll?\n\n#white#", | |
| "No matter how many times I see it, #white# always brings a tear to my eye.", | |
| "Coming to Neon Alley: #white#, completely UNCUT & UNCENSORED.", | |
| "This year, I'm totally gonna cosplay as #white#.", | |
| "My favorite hentai is the one where #white# is held down and violated by #white#.", | |
| "Cooking is so fun! Cooking is so fun! Now it's time to take a break and see what we have done! #white#. YAY! IT'S READY!!", | |
| "The most annoying kind of anime fans are #white#.", | |
| "#white#. So kawaii!! <3 <3.", | |
| "Animation studio #white# is perhaps best known for #white#.", | |
| "This is our final battle. Mark my words, I will defeat you, #white#!", | |
| "After a long, arduous battle, #white# finally met their end by #white#.", | |
| "The best English dub I've ever heard is the one for #white#.", | |
| "You used #white#. It's super effective!", | |
| "#white#. HE DEDD.", | |
| "I know of opinions and all that, but I just don't understand how anyone could actually enjoy #white#.", | |
| "You see, I'm simply #white#.", | |
| "She'll thaw out if you try #white#.", | |
| "Yoko Kanno's latest musical score features a song sung entirely by #white#.", | |
| "This year, I totally lucked out and found #white# in the dealer's room.", | |
| "If I was a magical girl, my cute mascot sidekick would be #white#.", | |
| "How did I avoid your attack? Simple. By #white#.", | |
| "In the future of 199X, the barrier between our world and the demon world is broken, and thousands of monsters invade our realm to feed upon #white#.", | |
| "From the creators of Tiger & Bunny: #white# & #white#!!", | |
| "In truth, the EVA units are actually powered by the souls of #white#.", | |
| "Dreaming! Don't give it up #white#! Dreaming! Don't give it up #white#! Dreaming! Don't give it up #white#!", | |
| "Yo-Ho-Ho! He took a bite of #white#.", | |
| "The new Gurren Lagann blurays from Aniplex will literally cost you #white#.", | |
| "The most overused anime cliche is #white#.", | |
| "The inspiration behind the latest hit show is #white#.", | |
| "While writing Dragon Ball, Akira Toriyama would occasionally take a break from working to enjoy #white#.", | |
| "The show was great, until #white# showed up.", | |
| "Nothing ruins a good anime faster than #white#.", | |
| "I want to be the very best, like no one ever was! #white# is my real test, #white# is my cause!", | |
| "Who are you callin' #white# so short he can't see over his own #white#?!?!", | |
| "If you ask me, there need to be more shows about #white#.", | |
| "#white#. That is the kind of man I was.", | |
| "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to accidentally walk in on you while you were #white#!", | |
| "In the latest episode of Case Closed, Conan deduces that it was #white# who killed #white# because of #white#.", | |
| "Welcome home, Master! Is there anything your servant girl can bring you today?\n\n#white#", | |
| "In the latest chapter of Golgo 13, he kills his target with #white#.", | |
| "Karaoke night! I'm totally gonna sing my favorite song, #white#.", | |
| "Take this! My love, my anger, and all of my #white#!", | |
| "#white#. Only on Toonami.", | |
| "From the twisted mind of Nabeshin: An anime about #white#, #white#, and #white#.", | |
| "Behold the name of my Zanpakuto, #white#!", | |
| "Now! Face my ultimate attack!\n\n#white#", | |
| "Sasuke has #white# implants.", | |
| "To save the world, you must collect all 7 #white#.", | |
| "The new manga from #white# is about a highschool girl discovering #white#.", | |
| "I am in despair! #white# has left me in despair!", | |
| "Mamoru Oshii's latest film is a slow-paced, two hour-long cerebral piece about the horrors of #white#.", | |
| "What do I love most about anime?\n\n#white#", | |
| "The rarest Pokémon in my collection is #white#.", | |
| "What do I hate most about anime?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Watch it! Or I'll take your #white#.", | |
| "This morning, hundreds of Japanese otaku lined up outside their favorite store to buy the limited collector's edition of #white#.", | |
| "Every now and then, I like to participate in the time-honored Japanese tradition of #white#.", | |
| "Chicks. Dig. #white#. Nice..", | |
| "New from Studio GAINAX: #white# the Animation.", | |
| "Using my power of Geass, I command you to do... THIS!\n\n#white#", | |
| "Don't worry, he's okay! He survived thanks to #white#.", | |
| "The next big Tokusatsu show: \"Super Sentai #white# Ranger!\".", | |
| "In the name of the moon, I will punish #white#!", | |
| "Ladies and gentlemen, I give you #white#... COVERED IN BEES!!!", | |
| "The Chocolate Underground stopped the Good For You Party by capturing their #white# and exposing their leader as #white#.", | |
| "Who cares about the printing press, did that medieval peasant girl just invent #white#?!", | |
| "The court finds the defendant, #white#, guilty of #white#, and sentences them to a lifetime of #white#.", | |
| "What does Alucard have nightmares about?\n\n#white#", | |
| "I've always wanted to become a voice actor, so I could play the role of #white#.", | |
| "It's no secret. Deep down, everybody wants to fuck #white#.", | |
| "Behold! My trap card, #white#!", | |
| "As part of a recent promotion, Japanese KFCs are now dressing their Colonel Sanders statues up as #white#.", | |
| "Fighting #white# by moonlight! Winning #white# by daylight! Never running from a real fight! She is the one named #white#!", | |
| "Don't stand behind him, if you value your #white#.", | |
| "What the hell is \"Juvijuvibro\"?!\n\n#white#", | |
| "If the anime industry is dying, what will be the final nail in it's coffin?\n\n#white#", | |
| "It has been said... That there are entire forests of #white#, made from the sweetest #white#.", | |
| "IT'S #white# TIME!", | |
| "My love for you is like #white#. BERSERKER!", | |
| "They are the prey, and we are the #white#.", | |
| "No matter how I look at it, it's your fault I'm not #white#!", | |
| "My Little Sister Can't Be #white#!", | |
| "By far, the most mind-bogglingly awesome thing I've ever seen in anime is #white#.", | |
| "After eating a Devil Fruit, I now have the power of #white#.", | |
| "That's not a squid! It's #white#!", | |
| "The moé debate was surprisingly civil until someone mentioned #white#.", | |
| "Anime has taught me that classic literature can always be improved by adding #white#.", | |
| "And from Kyoto Animation, a show about cute girls doing #white#.", | |
| "\"#white#.\"\n\"What the hell, man?!\"\n\"#white#.\"\n\"Oh, okay.\".", | |
| "Madoka Kyouno's nickname for Muginami's older brother is #white#.", | |
| "What do otaku smell like?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Attention, duelists: My hair is #white#.", | |
| "Technology improves every day. One day soon, surfing the web will be replaced by #white#.", | |
| "Despite our Administration's best efforts, we are still incapable of #white#.", | |
| "At camp, we'd scare each other by telling stories about #white# around the fire.", | |
| "Choosy Moms Choose #white#.", | |
| "The reason I go to church is to learn about #white#.", | |
| "Show me on #white#, where he #white#.", | |
| "I wouldn't #white# you with #white#.", | |
| "All attempts at #white#, have met with failure and crippling economic sanctions.", | |
| "Eating #white# gave me #white#.", | |
| "What will YouTube add in its next unneeded update?\n\n#white#", | |
| "The Xbox One's DRM policy isn't half as bad as #white#.", | |
| "TotalBiscuit's top hat is actually #white#.", | |
| "What's a paladin?\n\n#white#", | |
| "One of these days i'm just gonna shit my #white#.", | |
| "You need to #white# your asshole, it's vital to this operation.", | |
| "I'm sorry Timmy, but I must #white# you.", | |
| "Knowing Chilled's knowledge with Minecraft, he'll probably use #white# on #white# in his next video.", | |
| "In his new Co-op work SSoHPKC will be playing #white# with #white#.", | |
| "My name is-a #white# and i likea da #white#.", | |
| "GTA shenanigans would not be GTA shenanigans without Seananners dropping #white# on #white#.", | |
| "Two Best Friends Play #white#.", | |
| "On this episode of PKA Woody and Wings talk about #white#.", | |
| "Oh great, #white# is doing another #white# game LP.", | |
| "Bro's Angels. We #white# hard.", | |
| "In today's Driftor in-depth episode we shall look at #white#.", | |
| "Only Totalbiscuit would spend an hour long video discussing #white#.", | |
| "Last Thursday, Riorach was identified in public and she proceeded to #white#.", | |
| "What did Pewdiepie overreact to on his channel today?\n\n#white#", | |
| "This time on Brutalmoose's Top 10, his guest was #white#.", | |
| "When Sp00n finally removed his horsemask on the livestream, we saw #white#.", | |
| "I give this game a rating of #white#.", | |
| "What did Mitch or Bajan Canadian find in the fridge today?\n\n#white#", | |
| "In #white# We Trust.", | |
| "What did Criken do this time to break ARMA III?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What was the big prize this time around at the Thrown Controllers panel?\n\n#white#", | |
| "In the next episode of Press Heart to Continue: Dodger talks about #white#.", | |
| "But Beardman! Why do you think that #white#?", | |
| "And here we have #white#. Strike it's weakness for MASSIVE damage!", | |
| "Pewdiepie's going to play #white#!?", | |
| "Smarty's darkest fear is #white#.", | |
| "GaLmHD is so pro at almost every game he plays yet he can`t play_!", | |
| "The comment section was nothing but #white# arguing about #white#.", | |
| "#white#, the one you want to get DDoS'd.", | |
| "Come on and slam, and welcome to the #white#.", | |
| "The Creatures' next member is #white#.", | |
| "Tehsmarty loves the smell of #white# in the morning.", | |
| "ZeRoyalViking's up and coming game company, \"ZEA\" accredits their success to #white#.", | |
| "I AM THE #white# CZAR!!!", | |
| "In this week's gauntlet, ChilledChaos challenges Tehsmarty to #white#.", | |
| "In this week's gauntlet, Tehsmarty challenges ChilledChaos to #white#.", | |
| "It took hours to edit #white# into the video.", | |
| "FUN FACT: The Daleks were originally shaped to look like #white#.", | |
| "At this new Doctor Who themed restaurant, you can get a free #white# if you can eat a plate of bangers and mash in under 3 minutes.", | |
| "There's a new dance on Gallifrey. It's called the #white#.", | |
| "They announced a new LEGO Doctor Who game! Rumor has it that #white# is an unlockable character.", | |
| "I think the BBC is losing it. They just released a Doctor Who themed #white#.", | |
| "It's a little known fact that if you send a #white# to the BBC, they will send you a picture of The Doctor.", | |
| "According to the Daleks, #white# is better at #white#.", | |
| "Who is going to be The Doctor's next companion?\n\n#white#", | |
| "In all of space and time you decide that #white# is a good choice?!", | |
| "Originally, the 50th special was going to have #white# appear, but the BBC decided against it in the end.", | |
| "Adipose were thought to be made of fat, but are really made of #white#.", | |
| "After we watch an episode, I've got some #white#-flavored Jelly Babies to hand out.", | |
| "I was ok with all the BAD WOLF graffiti, until someone wrote it on #white#.", | |
| "Who should be the 13th Doctor?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Jack Harkness, I can't leave you alone for a minute! I turn around and you're trying to seduce #white#.", | |
| "The Chameleon circuit is working again...somewhat. Instead of a phone booth, the TARDIS is now a #white#.", | |
| "Bowties are #white#.", | |
| "Old and busted: EXTERMINATE! New hotness: #white#.", | |
| "I hear the next thing that will cause The Doctor to regenerate is #white#.", | |
| "Wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey #white#.", | |
| "What's going to be The Doctor's new catchphrase?\n\n#white#", | |
| "They found some more last episodes! They were found in #white#.", | |
| "The next Doctor Who spin-off is going to be called #white#.", | |
| "I'd give up #white# to travel with The Doctor.", | |
| "#white# was sent to save #white#.", | |
| "The Doctor did it! He saved the world again! This time using a #white#.", | |
| "#white#. That is my fetish.", | |
| "When Spike is asleep, Twilight likes to read books about #white#.", | |
| "When Luna got to the moon, she was greeted with #white#.", | |
| "Twilight Sparkle owns far more books on #white# than she'd like to admit.", | |
| "Twilight got bored with the magic of friendship, and now studies the magic of #white#.", | |
| "Today, Mayor Mare announced her official campaign position on #white# and #white#. No pony was the least bit surprised.", | |
| "To much controversy, Princess Celestia made #white# illegal.", | |
| "The worst mishap caused by Princess Cadance was when she made #white# and #white# fall in love.", | |
| "The only way to get Opal in the bath is with #white#.", | |
| "The national anthem of Equestria is #white#.", | |
| "The Everfree forest is full of #white#.", | |
| "The Elements of Harmony were originally the Elements of #white#.", | |
| "Surprisingly, Canterlot has a museum of #white#.", | |
| "Should the Elements of Harmony fail, #white# is to be used as a last resort.", | |
| "Super Speedy #white# Squeezy 5000.", | |
| "Rarity was supposed to have a song about #white#, but it was cut.", | |
| "Rarity's latest dress design was inspired by #white#.", | |
| "Rarity has a long forgotten line of clothing inspired by #white#.", | |
| "Rainbow Dash received a concussion after flying into #white#.", | |
| "Rainbow Dash is the only pony in all of Equestria who can #white#.", | |
| "#white# should #white# #white#.", | |
| "#white# is best pony.", | |
| "#white# has won the national Equestrian award for #white#.", | |
| "Aloe and Lotus have been experimenting with a radical treatment that utilizes the therapeutic properties of #white#.", | |
| "After living for thousands of years Celestia can only find pleasure in #white#.", | |
| "After a wild night of partying, Fluttershy awakens to find #white# in her bed.", | |
| "#white#? That's future Spike's problem.", | |
| "After a wild night of crusading, Applebloom learned that #white# was her super special talent.", | |
| "CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS; #white#! YAY!", | |
| "BUY SOME #white#!", | |
| "Without any warning, Pinkie Pie burst into a song about #white#.", | |
| "You're a human transported to Equestria! The first thing you'd look for is #white#.", | |
| "Big Mac sleeps soundly whenever #white# is with him.", | |
| "Zecora is a well known supplier of #white# and #white#.", | |
| "And that's how Equestria was made!\n\n#white#", | |
| "Inexplicably, the only thing the parasprites wouldn't eat was #white#.", | |
| "In a world without humans, saddles are actually made for #white#.", | |
| "It's not a boulder! It's #white#!", | |
| "It turns out Hitler's favorite pony was #white#.", | |
| "I'd like to be #white#.", | |
| "In a stroke of unparalleled evil, Discord turned #white# into #white#.", | |
| "In a fit of rage, Princess Celestia sent #white# to the #white# for #white#.", | |
| "Everypony was shocked to discover that Scootaloo's cutie mark was #white#.", | |
| "Every Morning, Princess Celestia Rises #white#.", | |
| "I never knew what #white# could be, until you all shared its #white# with me.", | |
| "Giggle at #white#!", | |
| "Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned about #white#.", | |
| "Daring Do and the quest for #white#.", | |
| "Equestrian researchers have discovered that #white# is The 7th Element of Harmony.", | |
| "Despite everypony's expectations, Sweetie Belle's cutie mark ended up being #white#.", | |
| "Prince Blueblood's cutie mark represents #white#.", | |
| "Rainbow Dash has always wanted #white#.", | |
| "Nothing makes Pinkie smile more than #white#.", | |
| "Once upon a time, the land of Equestria was ruled by #white# and #white#.", | |
| "Ponyville is widely known for #white#.", | |
| "Ponyville was shocked to discover #white# in Fluttershy's shed.", | |
| "Lauren Faust was shocked to find #white# in her mailbox.", | |
| "Luna didn't help in the fight against Chrysalis because she was too busy with #white#.", | |
| "My cutie mark would be #white#.", | |
| "Not many people know that Tara Strong is also the voice of #white#.", | |
| "Nothing can bring down Ruslana's chippy mood,, not even #white#.", | |
| "The correct procedure for listening to Fairytale is:.\n\n#white#", | |
| "The BBC have decided to dig up another old relic and send #white# to represent the UK.", | |
| "Krista Siegfrids' chronic marrying spree added #white# to her victims list.", | |
| "#white#. As guaranteed as Cyprus giving Greece 12 points.", | |
| "HELLO EUROPE, #white# CALLING! 12 POINTS GO TO #white#!", | |
| "Lena goes from Eurovision winner, to participant, to score reader. Her next job is #white#.", | |
| "Women kissing each other on stage, men kissing each other on stage, what next?\n\n#white#", | |
| "In an attempt to foster friendly attitudes between ESC entrants, the host country made them #white# and #white#.", | |
| "I'm in loooooooove with a fairytaaaale, even thouuugh it #white#.", | |
| "The winning act had #white# and #white# as the singer belted out lyrics about #white#.", | |
| "Johnny Logan is a man of many talents; he wins Eurovisions and #white#.", | |
| "A (few) word(s) synonymous with Eurovision fans: #white#.", | |
| "This country has declined to participate due to #white#.", | |
| "Misheard lyrics of Verjamem resulted in people thinking Eva Boto screeched #white#.", | |
| "This performance contains flashing images, #white# and #white#.", | |
| "Serbia entered magical girls. How horribly will their contract end?\n\n#white#", | |
| "There's rumours of a country buying votes with #white#.", | |
| "Your ideal interval act.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Azerbaijan, Land of #white#.", | |
| "#white# #white# Divided By #white#.", | |
| "#white# \n~Skeeter The Lurker.", | |
| "#white# adds a thread in the Anti-#white# group, and everybody loses their fucking minds.", | |
| "#white# is the least autistic #white# on Fimfiction.", | |
| "#white# is Best Pony.", | |
| "#white# signalled the end of the #white# Age of FiMfiction.net.", | |
| "#white# posted that they're not working on fics for a while, because #white#.", | |
| "#white# was a strong stallion.", | |
| "#white# signalled the end of the Golden Age of FiMfiction.net.", | |
| "A clopfic about #white# with #white#, and #white# is a sexy orphan.", | |
| "#white#, #white#, and #white# in a sexy circlejerk.", | |
| "Fallout Equestria is #white# and tends to overdramaticize its #white#.", | |
| "An alternate universe where #white# is instead #white#.", | |
| "I commissioned a picture of #white# violating #white# with #white#'s dick.", | |
| "Hey, let's cross over #white# and MLP! Why the fuck not?", | |
| "I just read a fic where #white# was fucking #white#.", | |
| "I hope someone writes a fic about #white# because I am too fucking lazy to do it myself.", | |
| "I swear I'm going to quit the fandom if #white# happens.", | |
| "I just started the _verse.", | |
| "The Incredible #white# Of A Winning #white#.", | |
| "The cardinal sin of FiMFic noobs: #white# without #white#.", | |
| "The #white# Group of #white# Excellence.", | |
| "The #white# Bureau.", | |
| "That fucking idiot #white# ragequit the fandom over #white#.", | |
| "Someone should write a clopfic of #white# fucking #white#, using #white# as lubricant.", | |
| "Short Skirts and #white#.", | |
| "Remember when #white# was on every page?", | |
| "RainbowBob's newest clopfic: #white# X #white#.", | |
| "Oh, look, #white# made a fan group for themselves.", | |
| "Oh, fuck, someone made a group about #white#.", | |
| "My OTP is #white# and #white#.", | |
| "My Little Dashie? How about My Little #white#?", | |
| "My #white# Pony.", | |
| "knighty's new blogpost is about #white#.", | |
| "If only people bothered to read Ezn's #white# Guide!", | |
| "There's a crossover fic about #white# and #white# in the FB.", | |
| "Who's an asshole?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Listen to the #white# on this shit.", | |
| "Kirby has two iconic abilities: suck and #white#.", | |
| "Jon can't get enough of #white#.", | |
| "Jon believes that the most important part of any video game is #white#.", | |
| "Put a hole in that #white#!", | |
| "Pikachu, use your #white# attack!", | |
| "Jon's mom called him to tell him about #white#.", | |
| "Real talk? #white#.", | |
| "Jon and Arin win! They realize #white# is more important.", | |
| "Jon and Arin suck at #white#.", | |
| "How many #white# does Mega Man get?", | |
| "If the #white# wasn't there, I would do. But it's there, so it's not.", | |
| "Jon just wants to touch #white#.", | |
| "Jon can't survive air travel without #white#.", | |
| "It's no use! Take #white#!", | |
| "Is there anything to gain from this?\n\n#white#", | |
| "I've been #white# again!", | |
| "Rolling around at the speed of #white#!", | |
| "This time on Guest Grumps, we have #white#.", | |
| "Top five games, go! 1? Mega Man X. 2-5? #white#.", | |
| "Why is Steam Train so controversial?\n\n#white#", | |
| "WOOP WOOP WOOP I'M A #white#!", | |
| "You know what fan mail makes me the happiest every time I see it? It's the ones where people are like, \"#white#.\".", | |
| "You're ruining my integrity! #white# won't hire me now!", | |
| "Nightshade: The Claws of #white#.", | |
| "Number one! With a bullet! Zoom in on the #white#!", | |
| "Oh, it's #white#!", | |
| "One slice of #white# please.", | |
| "Use your #white#!", | |
| "Look at this guy, he's like #white#.", | |
| "Look, it's #white#!", | |
| "Next time on Game Grumps, #white#!", | |
| "\"These new #white# t-shirts are gonna change some lives, Arin.\".", | |
| "...What the bloody hell are you two talking about?!\n\n#white#", | |
| "#white#. This is like one of my Japanese animes!", | |
| "#white#. Put that in, Barry.", | |
| "#white#. MILLIONS ARE DEAD!!!", | |
| "#white#. It's no use!", | |
| "#white#. I AAAAAAIN'T HAVIN' THAT SHIT!", | |
| "#white#? Ten-outta-ten!", | |
| "Barry, we need a replay on #white#.", | |
| "Barry, add #white# into the video!", | |
| "Barry entertains himself by watching old episodes of #white#.", | |
| "Arin has an adverse reaction to #white#.", | |
| "Arin believes that the most important part of any video game is #white#.", | |
| "And there it was...Kirby had finally met the #white# of the lost city.", | |
| "And then, as a fuckin' goof, I'd put a hole in #white#.", | |
| "\"You want cheese pizza?\" \"No. #white#.\".", | |
| "Don't throw #white#! It's expensive to somebody!", | |
| "Dude, real talk? #white#.", | |
| "I'm not even SELLING #white#!", | |
| "Do you remember the episode where Ash caught a #white#?", | |
| "I tell you once, I tell you twice! #white# is good for economy!", | |
| "I wanna put my #white# in her!", | |
| "How many nose hairs does #white# have?", | |
| "I certainly can't do it without you, and I know you can't do it without #white#!", | |
| "Game Grumps: sponsored by #white#.", | |
| "Give #white# a chance! He'll grow on you!", | |
| "For my first attack, I will juggle #white# to impress you.", | |
| "Fuck, I found a #white#.", | |
| "Everybody wants to know about me, but they don't know about my #white#.", | |
| "Fool me once, I'm mad. Fool me twice? How could you. Fool me three times, you're officially #white#.", | |
| "Eat your #white#, son.", | |
| "Egoraptor's fiancee is actually a #white#.", | |
| "The Grumps' latest silly player names are #white# and #white#.", | |
| "If you don't know what #white# is, you can't go to #white#.", | |
| "In this corner, #white#; in the other corner, #white#; it's Game Grumps VS!", | |
| "IF I CAN'T BE #white#, I SURE AS HELL CAN BE #white#!!", | |
| "COME ON AND #white#, AND WELCOME TO THE #white#!", | |
| "If #white# evolved from #white#, why the fuck is there still #white#, dude?!", | |
| "#white#? Pretty smart. #white#? Pretty fuckin' smart. #white#? FUCKING GENIUS!!!!", | |
| "#white# Train!", | |
| "#white# is not Jon's strong suit.", | |
| "#white#: Better than deer shit!", | |
| "#white# WINS!", | |
| "Real talk? Is that #white# #white#?", | |
| "Welcome back to #white# #white#!", | |
| "JON'S #white#, SHOW US YOUR #white#.", | |
| "Look at that #white#-ass #white#!", | |
| "Barry's sheer skill at #white# is unmatched.", | |
| "BARRY! SHOW #white# AGAIN!", | |
| "#white# don't even cost this less!", | |
| "I don't like the #white# flavor.", | |
| "#white# has aged really well.", | |
| "#white# Grumps!", | |
| "#white# is Jon's favorite video game of all time.", | |
| "#white# is GREAT GREAT GREAT!", | |
| "What can be found in Arin's chins?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What am I willing to put up with today?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Welcome to Sonic Team! We make #white#, I think!", | |
| "Welcome back to #white#.", | |
| "What's better than Skyward Sword?\n\n#white#", | |
| "WHAT THE FUCK IS A #white#?!", | |
| "What is the boopinest shit?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What do Mumbo's magic words mean?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Who replaced Jon when he left GameGrumps?\n\n#white#", | |
| "When I look in the mirror I see #white#.", | |
| "What's the real reason Jon left?\n\n#white#", | |
| "#white# is camping my lane.", | |
| "Hey guys, check out my #white# montage!", | |
| "BENCH ALL THE #white#.", | |
| "It's DJ Manny in the hizouse, playing #white# all night long!", | |
| "Tom is good, but he's not #white# good.", | |
| "Jorgi the Corgi most definitely enjoys #white#.", | |
| "Connie the Condor often doesn't talk on skype because of #white#.", | |
| "Every weekend, Golby enjoys drinking #white# before getting into a fight with #white# and having sex with #white#.", | |
| "Every weekend, Golby likes to #white# then #white# before finally #white#.", | |
| "What strange Korean delicacy will Mark enjoy today?\n\n#white#", | |
| "I got a new tattoo, it looks a bit like #white#.", | |
| "When Barta isn't talking he's #white#.", | |
| "Cindi suddenly turned into Steven after #white#.", | |
| "You're so #white# I'll have to delete you.", | |
| "On a night out, Golby will traditionally get into a fight with a #white# then have sex with a #white# before complaining about a hangover from too much #white#.", | |
| "#white# + #white# = Golby.", | |
| "The OGN was fun, but there was far too much #white# cosplay.", | |
| "\"What are you thinking?\" \"You know, #white# and stuff.\".", | |
| "OH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST #white# I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!", | |
| "No one wants to see your #white#.", | |
| "I watch movies just to see if I can find a Big Lipped #white# Moment.", | |
| "#white#! You know, for kids.", | |
| "I write slash fanfiction pairing #white# with #white#.", | |
| "What doesn't work that way?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What the fuck is wrong with you?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What did the commenters bitch about next to Doug?\n\n#white#", | |
| "The newest fanfic trend is turning #white# into #white#.", | |
| "The RDA chat knew Nash was trolling them when he played #white#.", | |
| "Why does Linkara have all of those Cybermats?\n\n#white#", | |
| "We all made a mistake when we ate #white# at MAGFest.", | |
| "Kyle's next student film will focus on #white#.", | |
| "The next crossover will have #white# and #white# review #white#.", | |
| "#white# and #white# are in the worst comic Linkara ever read.", | |
| "#white# is only on the site because of #white#.", | |
| "If you value your life, never mention #white# around Oancitizen.", | |
| "Arlo P. Arlo's newest weapon combines #white# and #white#!", | |
| "WAIT! I have an idea! It involves using #white#!", | |
| "What does Linkara eat with his chicken strips?\n\n#white#", | |
| "#white# will be the subject of the next TGWTG panel at MAGFest.", | |
| "At his next con appearance, Linkara will cosplay as #white#.", | |
| "Make a WTFIWWY story.\n\n#white#", | |
| "#white# did #white# to avoid #white#.", | |
| "At MAGFest, #white# will host a panel focusing on #white#.", | |
| "\"Greetings, dear listeners. Won't you join #white# for #white#?\".", | |
| "Sad Panda is actually #white# and #white#.", | |
| "I'm going to die watching #white# review #white#.", | |
| "In a new latest announcement video, #white# has announced an appearance at #white#.", | |
| "After #white#, Phelous regenerated into #white#.", | |
| "#white# and #white# would make awesome siblings.", | |
| "Some fangirls lay awake all night thinking of #white# and #white# together.", | |
| "In my new show, I review #white# while dressed like #white#.", | |
| "Luke's newest character is #white#, the Inner #white#.", | |
| "Good evening! I am #white# of #white#.", | |
| "#white# is the reason that #white# picked \"AIDS.\".", | |
| "Nash's newest made-up curse word is #white#-#white#-#white#!", | |
| "Using alchemy, combine #white# and #white# to make #white#!", | |
| "Write Linkara's next storyline as a haiku.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Nash will build his next contraption with just #white#, #white#, and #white#.", | |
| "In the newest Cheap Damage, CR looks at the trading card game version of #white#.", | |
| "In his most recent Avatar vlog, Doug's favorite thing about the episode was #white#.", | |
| "Of Course! Don't you know anything about #white#?", | |
| "How is Bennett going to creep out Ask That Guy this time?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Hey Nash, whatcha playin'?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Next January, the Nostalgia Critic is doing #white# Month.", | |
| "Hey kids, I'm Nash, and I couldn't make #white# up if I tried.", | |
| "JW confirms, you can play #white#,.", | |
| "Here There Be #white#.", | |
| "It was all going well until they found #white#.", | |
| "Hello, I'm a #white#.", | |
| "In his latest review, Phelous was killed by #white#.", | |
| "Florida's new crazy is about #white#.", | |
| "In her newest review, Diamanda Hagan finds herself in the body of #white#.", | |
| "Even Kyle thinks #white# is pretentious.", | |
| "I'm looking forward to Jesuotaku's playthrough of Fire Emblem: #white#.", | |
| "E Rod has a new dance move called #white#.", | |
| "Birdemic 3: #white#.", | |
| "I prefer for MY exploitation films to have #white#, thank you very much.", | |
| "Being done with My Little Pony, 8-Bit Mickey has moved onto #white#.", | |
| "I AM THE VOICELESS. THE NEVER SHOULD. I AM #white#.", | |
| "As a way of apologizing for a poorly received episode, E Rod promised to review #white#.", | |
| "I #white# so you don't have to.", | |
| "An intervention was staged for Linkara after #white# was discovered in his hat.", | |
| "What broke Nash this week?\n\n#white#", | |
| "ALL OF #white#.", | |
| "High and away on a wing and a prayer, who could it be? Believe it or not, it's just #white#.", | |
| "After getting snowed in at MAGfest, the reviewers were stuck with #white#.", | |
| "Enemies of Diamanda Hagan have been known to receive strange packages filled with #white#.", | |
| "The controversy over ad-blocking could be easily solved by #white#.", | |
| "This weekend, the nation of Haganistan will once again commence its annual celebration of #white#.", | |
| "The easiest way to counteract a DMCA takedown notice is with #white#.", | |
| "To troll the RDA chat this time, Todd requested a song by #white#.", | |
| "On the next WTFIWWY, Nash will give us a brief history of #white#.", | |
| "The website was almost called \"thatguywith_.com\".", | |
| "The best Bad Movie Beatdown sketch is where Film Brain ropes Lordhebe into #white#.", | |
| "They even took #white#! Who does that?!", | |
| "Nash's Reviewer Spotlight featured #white#.", | |
| "The only thing Linkara would sell his soul for is #white#.", | |
| "New rule in the RDA Drinking Game: Every time #white# happens, take a shot!", | |
| "What is the real reason Demo Reel failed?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Nash rejected yet another RDA request for #white#.", | |
| "The next Renegade Cut is about #white# in a beloved children's movie.", | |
| "Nash's recent rant about Microsoft led to #white#.", | |
| "The Nostalgia Critic will NEVER review #white#.", | |
| "MikeJ's next sexual conquest is #white#.", | |
| "The newest reviewer addition to the site specializes in #white#.", | |
| "Nash had a long day at work, so tonight he'll stream #white#.", | |
| "The next person to leave Channel Awesome will announce their departure via #white#.", | |
| "Linkara's Yu-Gi-Oh deck is built up with nothing but #white#.", | |
| "STOP OR I WILL #white#.", | |
| "Luke Mochrie proved he was still part of the site by_.", | |
| "The invasion of Molassia was tragically thwarted by #white#.", | |
| "Leon Thomas almost named his show Renegade #white#.", | |
| "Sage has presented JO with the new ecchi series #white#.", | |
| "Linkara was shocked when he found out Insano was secretly #white#.", | |
| "Sean got his head stuck in #white#.", | |
| "IT'S NOT #white#!", | |
| "On the other side of the Plot Hole, the Nostalgia Critic found #white#.", | |
| "It's not nudity if there's #white#.", | |
| "Reactions were mixed when #white# joined TGWTG.", | |
| "What made Dodger ban someone from the RDA chat this week?\n\n#white#", | |
| "#white# is the reason Linkara doesn't like to swear.", | |
| "What killed Harvey Finevoice's son?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What was the first sign that Linkara was turning evil?\n\n#white#", | |
| "#white# will live!", | |
| "What new upgrade did Nash give Laura?\n\n#white#", | |
| "#white# was completely avoidable!", | |
| "What is literally the only thing tastier than a dragon's soul?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What is hidden in Linkara's hat?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What is the name of the next new Channel Awesome contributor?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What is Snowflame's only known weakness?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What did Doug bring to the set of To Boldly Flee?\n\n#white#", | |
| "This week, Nash's beer is made with #white#.", | |
| "What hot, trendy new dance will feature in Paw's next Dance Spectacular?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What does Ven have to do now?\n\n#white#", | |
| "The new site that will overtake TGWTG is #white#.", | |
| "The last time Welshy and Film Brain were in a room together, they ended up #white#.", | |
| "The theme of this week's WTFIWWY is #white#.", | |
| "The newest Rap Libs makes extensive use of the phrase \"#white#.\".", | |
| "Putting #white# in #white#? That doesn't go there!", | |
| "At least he didn't fuck #white#.", | |
| "In trying to ban #white#, Florida accidentally banned #white#.", | |
| "Blip checks are way smaller in January so I'll spend the month riffing on #white# to gain more views.", | |
| "If #white# got to direct an Uncanny Valley short, it would have featured #white#.", | |
| "Brad Tries #white#.", | |
| "At ConBravo, #white# will be hosting a panel on #white#.", | |
| "Doug still regrets the day he decided to do a Let's Play video for \"Bart Simpson's #white# Adventure\".", | |
| "Why doesn't Film Brain have an actual reviewer costume?\n\n#white#", | |
| "#white# is the theme of this year's anniversary crossover.", | |
| "The MAGFest Nerf War took a dark turn when #white# was waylaid by #white#.", | |
| "A #white# Credit Card!?", | |
| "For a late night snack, Nash made a sandwich of #white# and #white#.", | |
| "A piece of #white# is missing.", | |
| "The next TGWTG porn spoof? #white# with #white#!", | |
| "What do Brad and Floyd like to do after a long day?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Who REALLY called Oancitizen to help him snap out of his ennui?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Whose ass did Zodann kick this time?\n\n#white#", | |
| "I love #white#. It's so bad.", | |
| "Why did Nash go to Chicago?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember #white# so you don't have to!", | |
| "Why doesn't Doug ever attend MAGFest?\n\n#white#", | |
| "#white#. With onions.", | |
| "What will Nash try to kill next with his hammer?\n\n#white#", | |
| "#white# is something else Diamanda Hagan has to live with every day.", | |
| "When Arlo The Orc turns into a werewolf, he likes to snack on #white#.", | |
| "#white# should be on TGWTG.", | |
| "When interviewing Linkara, be sure to ask him about #white#!", | |
| "#white# was the first thing to go when Hagan took over the world.", | |
| "When not reviewing or ruling Haganistan with an iron fist, Hagan's hobby is #white#.", | |
| "#white#! What are you doing here?", | |
| "I asked Linkara to retweet #white#, but instead, he retweeted #white#.", | |
| "If I wanted to see #white#, I'll stick with #white#, thank you very much.", | |
| "If a dog and a dolphin can get along, why not #white# and #white#?", | |
| "Todd in the Shadows broke the Not a Rhyme button when the singer tried to rhyme #white# with #white#.", | |
| "Tara taught me that if you're going to engage in #white#, then #white# isn't a good idea.", | |
| "Next time on Obscurus Lupa Presents: \" #white# IV: The Return of #white#\".", | |
| "Last time I took bath salts, I ended up #white# in #white#.", | |
| "The real reason MAGFest was ruined was #white#.", | |
| "To top One More Day, future comic writers will use #white# to break up a relationship.", | |
| "What delayed the next History of Power Rangers?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What is as low as the standards of the 90's Kid?\n\n#white#", | |
| "For the next Anniversary event, the TGWTG producers must battle #white# to get #white#.", | |
| "Hello, and welcome to Atop #white#, where #white# burns.", | |
| "The secret of Linkara's magic gun is #white#.", | |
| "The reason Linkara doesn't like milk in his cereal is #white#.", | |
| "Rock and Roll is nothing but #white# and the rage of #white#!", | |
| "If you are able to deflect #white# with #white#, we refer to it as \"Frying #white#\".", | |
| "Welshy is to #white# as Sad Panda is to #white#.", | |
| "Linkara's next story arc will involve him defeating #white# with the power of #white#.", | |
| "Being fed up with reviewing lamps, what obscure topic did Linkara review next?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What else does Diamanda Hagan have to live with every day?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What is in Sci Fi Guy's vest?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What's holding up the site redesign?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What will Tara name her next hippo?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What's the real reason nobody has ever played the TGWTG Panel Drinking Game?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What's really inside the Plot Hole?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Turns out, that wasn't tea in MikeJ's cup, it was #white#.", | |
| "Todd knew he didn't have a chance after trying to seduce Lupa with #white#.", | |
| "WE WERE FIGHTING LIKE #white#.", | |
| "Viewers were shocked when Paw declared #white# the best song of the movie.", | |
| "What does Nash like to sing about?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Well, I've read enough fanfic about #white# and Lupa to last a lifetime.", | |
| "What doesn't go there?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What does Todd look like under his mask?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Linkara now prefers to say #white# in lieu of \"fuck\".", | |
| "#white# didn't make it onto the first AT4W DVD.", | |
| "#white# is part of the WTFIWWY wheelhouse.", | |
| "Snowflame feels no #white#.", | |
| "#white# is the subject of the Critic's newest review.", | |
| "Snowflame found a new love besides cocaine. What is it?\n\n#white#", | |
| "#white# is the subject of the missing short from The Uncanny Valley.", | |
| "So let's dig into #white# #1.", | |
| "#white# needs more gay.", | |
| "You may be a robot, but I AM #white#!", | |
| "#white# will be Linkara's next cosplay.", | |
| "Where'd he purchase that?\n\n#white#", | |
| "#white# wound up in this week's top WTFIWWY story.", | |
| "When is the next History of Power Rangers coming out?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What's up next on WTFIWWY?\n\n#white#", | |
| "When the JesuOtaku stream got to the \"awful part of the night,\" the GreatSG video featured #white#.", | |
| "Why can't Film Brain stop extending his final vowels?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Why was Radio Dead Air shut down this time?\n\n#white#", | |
| "90's Kid's favorite comic is #white#.", | |
| "Because poor literacy is #white#.", | |
| "He is a glitch. He is missing. He is #white#.", | |
| "In a surprise twist, the villain of Linkara's next story arc turned out to be #white#.", | |
| "Calliborn wants you to draw pornography of #white#.", | |
| "Whenever I see #white# on MSPARP, I disconnect immediately.", | |
| "#white# totally makes me question my sexuality.", | |
| "When Dave received #white# from his Bro for his 9th birthday, be felt a little warm inside.", | |
| "When a bucket is unavailable, trolls with use #white#.", | |
| "What's in the box, Jack?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What makes your kokoro go \"doki doki\"?\n\n#white#", | |
| "#white#. On the roof. Now.", | |
| "Your name is JOHN EGBERT and boy do you love #white#!", | |
| "where doing it man. where MAKING #white# HAPEN!", | |
| "The hole in Kanaya's stomach is so large, she can fit #white# in it.", | |
| "Turns out, pre-entry prototyping with #white# was not the best idea.", | |
| "Vriska killed Spidermom with #white#.", | |
| "Vriska roleplays #white# with Terezi as #white#.", | |
| "Vriska's greatest regret is #white#.", | |
| "Wear #white#. Be #white#.", | |
| "What did Jake get Dirk for his birthday?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What is the worst thing that Terezi ever licked?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What is your OT3?\n\n#white#", | |
| "The only way to beat Vriska in an eating contest is to put #white# on the table.", | |
| "Porrim made Kankri a sweater to cover his #white#.", | |
| "Problem Sleuth had a hard time investigating #white#.", | |
| "The real reason Terezi stabbed Vriska was to punish her for #white#.", | |
| "Rose was rather disgusted when she started reading about #white#.", | |
| "The secret way to achieve God Tier is to die on top of #white#.", | |
| "Terezi can top anyone except #white#.", | |
| "The thing that made Kankri break his vow of celibacy was #white#.", | |
| "Little did they know, the key to defeating Lord English was actually #white#.", | |
| "Latula and Porrin have decided to teach Kankri about the wonders of #white#.", | |
| "Nanna baked a cake for John to commemorate #white#.", | |
| "Little known fact: Kurloz's stitching is actually made out of #white#.", | |
| "Nepeta's secret OTP is #white# with #white#.", | |
| "Nepeta only likes Karkat for his #white#.", | |
| "Nobody was surprised to find #white# under Jade's skirt. The surprise was she used it for/on #white#.", | |
| "The next thing Hussie will turn into a sex joke will be #white#.", | |
| "In the final battle, John distracts Lord English by showing him #white#.", | |
| "I warned you about #white#, bro! I told you, dog!", | |
| "John is a good boy. And he loves #white#.", | |
| "It's hard, being #white#. It's hard and no one understands.", | |
| "Kanaya reached into her dead lusus's stomach and retrieved #white#.", | |
| "John may not be a homosexual, but he has a serious thing for #white#.", | |
| "Karkat gave our universe #white#.", | |
| "Kanaya tells Karkat about #white# to cheer him up.", | |
| "I finally became Tumblr famous when I released a gifset of #white#.", | |
| "I just found #white# in my closet it is like fucking christmas up in here.", | |
| "Hussie unintentionally revealed that Homestuck will end with #white# and #white# consummating their relationship at last.", | |
| "I am #white#. It's me.", | |
| "How do I live without #white#?", | |
| "Hussie died on his quest bed and rose as the fully realized #white# of #white#.", | |
| "Gamzee not only likes using his clubs for juggling and strifing, he also uses them for_.", | |
| "Getting a friend to read Homestuck is like #white#.", | |
| "For his birthday, Dave gave John #white#.", | |
| "Fuckin' #white#. How do they work?", | |
| "Feferi secretly hates #white#.", | |
| "For Betty Crocker's latest ad campaign/brainwashing scheme, she is using #white# as inspiration.", | |
| "Equius beats up Eridan for #white#.", | |
| "Everybody out of the god damn way. You've got a heart full of #white#, a soul full of #white#, and a body full of #white#.", | |
| "Believe it or not, Kankri's biggest trigger is #white#.", | |
| "Dave Strider likes #white#, but only ironically.", | |
| "Alternia's political system was based upon #white#.", | |
| "All #white#. All of it!", | |
| "AG: Who needs luck when you have #white#?", | |
| "After throwing #white# at Karkat's head, Dave made the intriguing discover that troll horns are very sensitive.", | |
| "\"Sacred leggings\" was a mistranslation. The Sufferer actually died in Sacred #white#.", | |
| "#white#. It keeps happening!", | |
| "#white# stays awake at night, crying over #white#.", | |
| "#white# makes the Homestuck fandom uncomfortable.", | |
| "That was more awkward than #white#.", | |
| "Boardgame Online is more fun than #white#.", | |
| "I hate My Little Pony more than #white# hates #white#.", | |
| "I love My Little Pony more than #white# loves #white#.", | |
| "Cat gifs are cuter than #white#.", | |
| "If it fits, I #white#.", | |
| "#white#. My moon and my stars.", | |
| "A #white# always pays his debts.", | |
| "My ovaries just exploded because of #white#.", | |
| "Chewie, #white# it!", | |
| "Steven Moffat has no #white#.", | |
| "Dobby is #white#!!", | |
| "#white# for temperature.", | |
| "I always #white# ass - razor1000.", | |
| "I got #white# to the frontpage.", | |
| "Not asking for upvotes but #white#.", | |
| "Not sure if Imgur reference or #white#.", | |
| "ERMAGERD! #white#.", | |
| "Press 0 twice for #white#.", | |
| "Having a bit of fun with the new #white#.", | |
| "I know this is a selfie but #white#.", | |
| "I know this is going to get downvoted to hell but #white#.", | |
| "If you could stop #white#, that'd be greeeeattt.", | |
| "Imgur: where the points don't matter and the #white# is made up.", | |
| "If #white# happens because of #white#, I will eat my socks.", | |
| "Put that #white# back where it came from or so help me.", | |
| "No, no, you leave #white#. We no like you.", | |
| "FOR #white#!!!!", | |
| "Confession Bear: When I was 6, I #white# on my #white#.", | |
| "Actual Advice Mallard: Always #white#.", | |
| "Yer a wizard #white#.", | |
| "Am I the only one around here who #white#?", | |
| "#white#. Forever Alone.", | |
| "#white#. TOO SAD AND TOO TINY!", | |
| "For every upvote I will #white#.", | |
| "#white#. Awkward boner.", | |
| "You know nothing #white#.", | |
| "Most of the time you can only fit one_ in there.", | |
| "I've never seen anyone so #white# while #white#.", | |
| "OH MY GOD #white#. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?", | |
| "SAY GOODBYE TO_.", | |
| "+1 for #white#.", | |
| "I don't always #white#. But when I do_..", | |
| "That #white# tasted so bad, I needed a Jolly Rancher.", | |
| "Any love for #white#?", | |
| "The #white# for this #white# is TOO DAMN HIGH.", | |
| "France is #white#.", | |
| "When I found #white# in usersubmitted, I was flabbergasted.", | |
| "Justin Bieber is a #white#.", | |
| "A hipster needs a #white# as much as a fish needs a #white#.", | |
| "I love bacon as much as #white# loves #white#.", | |
| "In Japan, #white# is the new sexual trend.", | |
| "I am a leaf on the #white#.", | |
| "I have a bad feeling about #white#.", | |
| "Weasley is our #white#.", | |
| "Are you my #white#?", | |
| "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a/an #white# in the #white#.", | |
| "You've got to check out #white# Fluxx!", | |
| "For the love of GOD, and all that is HOLY, #white#!!", | |
| "The new Operating System will be called #white#.", | |
| "Yes, Mr. Death... I'll play you a game! But not chess! My game is #white#.", | |
| "I cannot preach hate and warfare when I am a disciple of #white#.", | |
| "Call of Duty Modern Warfare 37: War of #white#!", | |
| "In brightest day, in blackest night, no #white# shall escape my sight.", | |
| "My next video turorial covers #white#.", | |
| "We found a map Charlie! A map to #white# Mountain!", | |
| "Honey badger don't give a #white#!", | |
| "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the #white#.", | |
| "Hail to the #white#, baby.", | |
| "Shop smart. Shop #white#.", | |
| "Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my #white#!", | |
| "Every sperm is #white#.", | |
| "I see you have the machine that goes #white#.", | |
| "I seek The Holy #white#.", | |
| "How will we stop an army of the dead at our castle walls?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Faster than a speeding #white#! More powerful than a #white#!", | |
| "Fighting a never-ending battle for truth, justice, and the American #white#!", | |
| "Don't make me #white#. You wouldn't like me when I'm #white#.", | |
| "With great power comes great #white#.", | |
| "I'm loyal to nothing, General - except the #white#.", | |
| "Patriotism doesn't automatically equal #white#.", | |
| "Disguised as #white#, mild-mannered #white#.", | |
| "Able to leap #white# in a single bound!", | |
| "These aren't the #white# you're looking for.", | |
| "We're gonna need a bigger #white#.", | |
| "Beavis and Butthead Do #white#.", | |
| "I, for one, welcome our new #white# overlords.", | |
| "You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you #white# at work. Most of 'em just #white#.", | |
| "Teenage Mutant Ninja #white#.", | |
| "Achy Breaky #white#.", | |
| "I'm not a #white#, but I play one on TV.", | |
| "An African or European #white#?", | |
| "Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a #white# at you!", | |
| "\"#white#!\" \"It's only a model.\".", | |
| "Good night. Sleep well. I'll most likely #white# you in the morning.", | |
| "I am The Dread Pirate #white#.", | |
| "Do you want me to send you back to where you were, #white# in #white#?", | |
| "I see #white# people.", | |
| "#white#? We don't need no stinking #white#!", | |
| "I am not fat! I'm just #white#.", | |
| "Oh my god! They killed #white#!", | |
| "The anxiously awaited new season of Firefly is rumoured to kick off with an action packed scene, featuring River Tam's amazing feats of #white#!", | |
| "Two by two, hands of #white#.", | |
| "Wendy's #white# & Juicy.", | |
| "I swear by my pretty floral #white#, I will #white# you.", | |
| "At #white#, where every day is #white# day!", | |
| "I HATE it when #white#(s) crawl(s) up my #white#!", | |
| "#white#. Like a boss!", | |
| "#white#'s latest music video features a dozen #white# on #white#.", | |
| "#white#. It's not just for breakfast anymore.", | |
| "In Soviet #white#, #white# _s you.", | |
| "#white#. Part of this nutritious breakfast.", | |
| "#white#. It's what's for dinner!", | |
| "Where's the beef?\n\n#white#", | |
| "#white#. Breakfast of champions!", | |
| "I #white#, therefore I #white#.", | |
| "Welcome to my secret lair. I call it The Fortress of #white#.", | |
| "My safeword is #white#.", | |
| "I like #white#, but #white# is a hard limit!", | |
| "Team #white#!", | |
| "We went to a workshop on tantric #white#.", | |
| "Thou shalt not_.", | |
| "I am the King of #white#!", | |
| "The only good #white# is a dead #white#.", | |
| "A vote for #white# is a vote for #white#.", | |
| "#white# is the new #white#.", | |
| "Bitches LOVE #white#!", | |
| "This year's #white# guest of honour is #white#.", | |
| "This will be the greatest _con ever!", | |
| "#white# at last! #white# at last! Thank God almighty, I'm #white# at last!", | |
| "I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed:.\n\n#white#", | |
| "These are my minions of #white#!", | |
| "Hey, Susie. I know your job is #white# but can you just grab me #white#? Thanks.", | |
| "This month in Cosmo: how to give your man #white# at the expense of #white#.", | |
| "Are you there, God? It's me, #white#.", | |
| "50 Shades of #white#.", | |
| "It's not length, it's #white#.", | |
| "Whatever, Peeta. You'll never understand my struggle with #white#.", | |
| "Men are from #white#, women are from #white#.", | |
| "Why does the Komen Foundation hate Planned Parenthood?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Math is hard. Let's go #white#!", | |
| "The latest proposal in the Texas legislature is to take away #white# from women.", | |
| "If you don't mind my asking, how do lesbians have sex?\n\n#white#", | |
| "In her next romcom, Katherine Heigl plays a woman who falls in love with her boss's #white#.", | |
| "The Pantone color of the year is inspired by #white#.", | |
| "What is Olivia Pope's secret to removing red wine stains from white clothes?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Why exactly was Alanis so mad at Uncle Joey?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Why do men on the Internet send me pictures of #white#?", | |
| "What's my weapon of choice in the \"War on Women\"?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What's Seth MacFarlane's problem?\n\n#white#", | |
| "I couldn't help but wonder: was it Mr. Big, or was it #white#?", | |
| "What fell into my bra?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What's my preferred method of contraception?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Sofia Coppola's new film focuses on a wealthy young white woman feeling alienated by #white#.", | |
| "#white#: the Tori Amos song that changed my life.", | |
| "Something old, something new, something borrowed, and #white#.", | |
| "Why can't we have nice things?\n\n#white#", | |
| "And the award for the filthiest scene in an adult film goes to \"5 women and #white#.\".", | |
| "The seldomly mentioned 4th little pig built his house out of #white#.", | |
| "\"Why Grandma\", said Little Red Riding Hood, \"What big #white# you have!\".", | |
| "I finally realized I hit rock bottom when I started digging through dumpsters for #white#.", | |
| "What do I keep hidden in the crawlspace?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Go-Go-Gadget, #white#!", | |
| "And it is said his ghost still wanders these halls, forever searching for his lost #white#.", | |
| "The best part of waking up is #white# in your cup.", | |
| "The primitive villagers were both shocked and amazed when I showed them #white#.", | |
| "#white# is the root of all evil.", | |
| "The road to success is paved with #white#.", | |
| "And on his farm he had #white#, E-I-E-I-O!", | |
| "The Himalayas are filled with many perils, such as #white#.", | |
| "The sad truth is, that at the edge of the universe, there is nothing but #white#.", | |
| "You have been found guilty of 5 counts of #white#, and 13 counts of #white#.", | |
| "We just adopted #white# from the pound.", | |
| "It was the happiest day of my life when I became the proud parent of #white#.", | |
| "With a million times the destructive force of all our nuclear weapons combined, no one was able to survive #white#.", | |
| "Little Miss Muffet\nSat on a tuffet,\nEating her curds and #white#.", | |
| "I qualify for this job because I have several years experience in the field of #white#.", | |
| "Disney presents #white#, on ice!", | |
| "Though Thomas Edison invented the lightbulb, he is also known for giving us #white#.", | |
| "I will not eat them Sam-I-Am. I will not eat #white#.", | |
| "Genius is 10% inspiration and 90% #white#.", | |
| "I work out so I can look good when I'm #white#.", | |
| "What's the time? #white# time!", | |
| "If a pot of gold is at one end of the rainbow, what is at the other?\n\n#white#", | |
| "There is a time for peace, a time for war, and a time for #white#.", | |
| "A fortune teller told me I will live a life filled with #white#.", | |
| "It is often argued that our ancestors would have never evolved without the aid of #white#.", | |
| "#white# a day keeps #white# away.", | |
| "The 1930's is often regarded as the golden age of #white#.", | |
| "Scientists have reverse engineered alien technology that unlocks the secrets of #white#.", | |
| "Who could have guessed that the alien invasion would be easily thwarted by #white#.", | |
| "With the Democrats and Republicans in a dead heat, the election was snatched by the #white# party.", | |
| "Mama always said life was like #white#.", | |
| "Pay no attention to #white# behind the curtain!", | |
| "We got the third rope, now where's the fourth?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Tonights main event, #white# vs. #white#.", | |
| "Tackle, Dropdown, #white#.", | |
| "Christopher Daniels is late on his #white#.", | |
| "Instead of booking #white#, they should have booked #white#.", | |
| "Genius is 10% inspiration, 90% #white#.", | |
| "They found #white# in the dumpster behind #white#.", | |
| "The best thing I ever got for Christmas was #white#.", | |
| "There's no crying in #white#.", | |
| "Mastodon! Pterodactyl! Triceratops! Sabretooth Tiger! #white#!", | |
| "Don't eat the #white#.", | |
| "He did #white# with the #white#!?!", | |
| "SOOOOO hot, want to touch the #white#.", | |
| "Stop looking at me #white#!", | |
| "I'm cuckoo for #white# puffs.", | |
| "Silly rabbit, #white# are for kids.", | |
| "When Verity snuck out for her nightly exhibitionistic jaunt, she didn't expect to come face to face with #white#.", | |
| "Programmable clothes that can turn into any imaginable garment are great, but didn't the designers consider #white#?", | |
| "Procurator Marcus Amandus set out to explore Lake Ontarius and discovered #white#.", | |
| "You can satiate any sexual proclivity in Metamor City, if you look hard enough. Even #white#.", | |
| "The new performers in the Artbodies strip club have raised a few eyebrows. Who'd have thought to combine #white# with #white#?", | |
| "In the next episode of Monster Whisperer, Dale Clearwater helps a #white# whose tentacle monster is plagued with #white#.", | |
| "The title of the new erotica anthology this month is: 'Like #white#.'.", | |
| "Because of the 'accident' yesterday, the Scout Academy now forbids cadets from having any contact whatsoever with #white#.", | |
| "When confronted by an excited tentacle monster, it's best to just relax and think of #white#.", | |
| "A Man, A Woman, and a #white#.", | |
| "Best game of 2013? #white#, of course.", | |
| "How do you get your dog to stop humping your leg?\n\n#white#", | |
| "#white# sounds like a great alternative rock band.", | |
| "#white#. Everything else is uncivilized.", | |
| "#white#? It's a DLC item.", | |
| "Oh god, I can't believe we ate #white# at PAX.", | |
| "Only in Korea can you see #white#.", | |
| "The Holy Trinity: #white#, #white#, and #white#!", | |
| "When I was a kid, all we had in Lunchables were three #white# and #white#.", | |
| "On its last dying breath, #white# sent out a cry for help. A bunch of #white# heard the cry.", | |
| "#white# caused Northernlion to take stupid damage.", | |
| "#white# Is the best item in The Binding of Isaac.", | |
| "Everything's coming up #white#.", | |
| "Even #white# is/are better at video games than Northernlion.", | |
| "But that #white# has sailed.", | |
| "Get in my #white# zone.", | |
| "Fuck the haters, this is #white#.", | |
| "Finding something like #white# would turn this run around.", | |
| "#white#: The Northernlion Story.", | |
| "#white# is/are Northernlion's worst nightmare.", | |
| "#white# is the worst item in The Binding of Isaac.", | |
| "As always, I will #white# you next time!", | |
| "\"Hey everybody and welcome to Let's Look At #white#!\".", | |
| "#white#? Well, I won't look a gift horse in the mouth on that one.", | |
| "More like the Duke of #white#, right?", | |
| "No one man should have all that #white#.", | |
| "Let's Look At: #white#.", | |
| "Northernlion's latest novelty Twitter account is @#white#.", | |
| "Northernlion's refusal to Let's Play #white# was probably a good call.", | |
| "Of all the things that Ryan and Josh have in common, they bond together through their mutual love of #white#.", | |
| "Northernlion has been facing ridicule for calling #white# a rogue-like.", | |
| "Northernlion always forgets the name of #white#.", | |
| "I'm in the permanent #white# state.", | |
| "If sloth #white# are wrong I don't want to be right.", | |
| "I can do #white# and die immediately afterward.", | |
| "I don't even see #white# anymore; all I see are blondes, brunettes, redheads...", | |
| "JSmithOTI: Total #white#.", | |
| "Legend has it, the Thug of Porn was arrested for #white#.", | |
| "Invaded the world of #white#.", | |
| "It's #white#, ya dangus!", | |
| "Whenever I #white#, take a drink.", | |
| "We're rolling in #white#!", | |
| "#white# was full of leeches.", | |
| "What do you give to the CEO of Youtube as a gift?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Dang it, #white#!", | |
| "Today's trivia topic is #white#.", | |
| "My apologies to the #white# estate.", | |
| "The Youtube chat proved ineffective, so instead we had to communicate via #white#.", | |
| "Pimp your #white#!", | |
| "The stream was going well until #white#.", | |
| "Travel by #white#.", | |
| "This new game is an interesting #white#-like-like.", | |
| "What interrupted the #NLSS?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Say that to my face one more time and I'll start #white#.", | |
| "Roguelike? How about #white#-like.", | |
| "The stream broke when Ryuka stepped on the #white# key.", | |
| "Recently, Northernlion has felt woefully insecure due to #white#.", | |
| "Krazy Mike lost to #white#!", | |
| "The hero of the stream was #white#.", | |
| "Oh my god, he's using #white# magic!", | |
| "Sometimes, a man's just gotta #white#.", | |
| "#white# has invaded!", | |
| "One thing Northernlion was right about was #white#.", | |
| "What would you do if Ohm really did just die?\n\n#white#", | |
| "JSmithOTI is referred to as a Scumlord, but his friends call him #white#.", | |
| "Praise the #white#!", | |
| "We're having technical difficulties due to #white#.", | |
| "I beat Blue Baby with only #white# and #white#!", | |
| "Northernlion has alienated fans of #white# by calling them #white#.", | |
| "Northernlion was fired from his teaching job and had to flee South Korea after an incident involving #white# and #white#.", | |
| "Northernlion's doctor diagnosed him today with #white#, an unfortunate condition that would lead to #white#.", | |
| "#white# was indicted on account of #white#.", | |
| "#white#: The #white# Story.", | |
| "And now we're going to be fighting #white# on #white#.", | |
| "Hello everybody, welcome to a new episode of #white# plays #white#.", | |
| "I'd sacrifice #white# at the Altar.", | |
| "Fox would still be here if not for #white#.", | |
| "I wasn't even that drunk! I just had some #white#, #white#, and #white#.", | |
| "The only way NL is ever going to make it to Hell in Spelunky is by using #white#.", | |
| "Welcome back to The Binding of Isaac. Today's challenge run will be based on #white#.", | |
| "Well there's nothing wrong with #white# by any stretch of the imagination.", | |
| "This time on #white# vs. #white#, we're playing #white#.", | |
| "After winning yet another race, Josh made #white# tweet about #white#.", | |
| "Today on Crusader Kings 2, NL plays King #white# the #white#.", | |
| "That's the way #white# did it, that's the way #white# does it, and it''s worked out pretty well so far.", | |
| "After Mars, #white# is the next furthest planet from the sun.", | |
| "What would Ohm do?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Ohmwrecker is known for his MLG online play. What people don't know is that he's also MLG at #white#.", | |
| "Follow MichaelALFox on Twitter and you can see pictures of #white#.", | |
| "Green loves the new Paranautical Activity item #white#, but keeps comparing it to the crossbow.", | |
| "#white# is really essential to completing the game.", | |
| "The next movie reading will be of #white#.", | |
| "How did Northernlion unite Scotland?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What gave Ohmwrecker his gaming powers?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Hello anybody, I am _Patrol.", | |
| "My channel is youtube.com/#white#.", | |
| "Northernlion's cat Ryuka is known for #white# while he records.", | |
| "My name is #white# and today we'll be checking out #white#.", | |
| "It's true that Green9090 is #white#, but we must all admit that Ohm is better at #white#.", | |
| "I have #white#, can you #white# me?", | |
| "#white#! Get off the #white#!", | |
| "Your company's security guidelines now prohibit #white#.", | |
| "The worst desktop wallpaper in the company shows #white#.", | |
| "Marketing's life was not the same after IT showed them #white#.", | |
| "Your IT guy's worst nightmare involves #white# paired with #white#.", | |
| "No. We don't support #white#.", | |
| "That's right, I burned down the data center. How you ask? With #white#.", | |
| "#white# is geeky but #white# is nerdy.", | |
| "Studies show IT people work 100% more effectively after being exposed to #white#.", | |
| "What's your user hiding from you?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Turning it off and on again didn't help because of #white#.", | |
| "Choose now between Megan Fox and #white#.", | |
| "It's big, black, and lives in your data center.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Yes. I hacked #white#.", | |
| "We usually use #white# for our backups.", | |
| "When the sysadmin encountered #white# they jumped out of the window.", | |
| "Coming to the next version of Windows Server: #white#!", | |
| "A user just opened a help desk ticket because they put #white# in their SD card slot.", | |
| "Hey! Why is our admin crying?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Why is the core server so sticky?\n\n#white#", | |
| "No IT data center is complete without #white#.", | |
| "Mewtwo achieved a utopian society when he eliminated #white# once and for all.", | |
| "The only thing that caused more of a shitfit than Mewtwo's new form is #white#.", | |
| "The idiots in that one room at the Westin finally got kicked out of Anthrocon for #white#.", | |
| "Furaffinity went down for 48 hours because of #white#.", | |
| "My most shameful orgasm was the time I masturbated to #white#.", | |
| "I got an STD from #white#.", | |
| "#white# is serious business.", | |
| "If you don't pay your Comcast cable bill, they will send #white# after you.", | |
| "What are the worst 3 cards in your hand right now?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Yu-Gi-Oh players were shocked when the win condition of holding 5 Exodia pieces was replaced by #white#, #white#, and #white#.", | |
| "In recent tech news, computers are now being ruined by #white#.", | |
| "I was fapping to #white#, but #white# walked in on me.", | |
| "#white# ruined the #white# fandom for all eternity.", | |
| "You don't want to find #white# in your Furnando's Lasagna Wrap.", | |
| "I unwatched his FurAffinity page because he kept posting #white#.", | |
| "Anthrocon was ruined by #white#.", | |
| "#white# doesn't need to be judged right now.", | |
| "#white# is a terrible thing to do to the #white#!", | |
| "/#white# delicately from the butt.", | |
| "/slides hand up your #white#.", | |
| "#white# & #white#: Worst mods ever.", | |
| "/#white# all over this post.", | |
| "#white# was better before the anon meme.", | |
| "We'd love to have you at #white# Island!", | |
| "#white# is not an island.", | |
| "#white# runs into the forest, screaming.", | |
| "But what are your thoughts on #white#?", | |
| "Bad news guys, my parents found that thread involving #white#.", | |
| "Cute, fun and #white#.", | |
| "Chaos ensued when Wankgate banned #white#.", | |
| "Excuse me, but I identify as #white#.", | |
| "Does anyone #white#? I feel like the only one.", | |
| "How can there be a group of people more #white# than us?", | |
| "Great, another #white# event.", | |
| "I can only #white# if I feel a deep emotional connection.", | |
| "How's my driving?\n\n#white#", | |
| "I have a PHD in #white#.", | |
| "I can't believe we just spent a whole page wanking about #white#.", | |
| "I need deets on #white#, stat.", | |
| "I just benchpressed, like, 14 #white#.", | |
| "I randomly began to #white# and #white# came galloping up the stairs.", | |
| "I predict #white# will close by the end of the year.", | |
| "I see Wankgate's bitching about #white# again.", | |
| "I'm literally shaking and #white# right now.", | |
| "I'm married to #white# on the astral plane.", | |
| "I'm really into #white#, so please don't kinkshame.", | |
| "I'm sad we lost #white# in the exodus from LJ to DW.", | |
| "I'm starting a game where the characters are stuck in #white#.", | |
| "I'm taking commissions for #white#!", | |
| "How dare you not warn for #white#! Don't you know how triggering that is?", | |
| "In this world, sexual roles are divided into three categories: the #white#, the #white#, and the #white#.", | |
| "It's #white# o'clock.", | |
| "ITT: #white#.", | |
| "Join my new game about #white#!", | |
| "Keep fucking that #white#.", | |
| "Let me tell you about #white#.", | |
| "Log in and #white#.", | |
| "My favorite thread is the one where #white# has kinky sex with #white#.", | |
| "RPAnons made me #white#.", | |
| "Raising money for #white#! Please replurk!", | |
| "Only #white# would play from #white#.", | |
| "OMG you guys I have so many feels about #white#!", | |
| "no actually i don't care at all, i don't even #white#. :)))).", | |
| "New game idea! You're kidnapped by #white# and forced into #white#.", | |
| "My OTP: #white# x #white#.", | |
| "My headcanon is that #white# is #white#.", | |
| "The perfect username for my next character: #white#.", | |
| "The #white# is happy.", | |
| "That #white#. You know, that one.", | |
| "Someone left a #white# out in the rain.", | |
| "Someone just stuck their head out of the window and screamed \"#white#'s UP!\".", | |
| "Since #white# is on hiatus, fans have migrated to #white#.", | |
| "Signal boosting for #white#!", | |
| "SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR #white#.", | |
| "Why was I banned?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Who apps #white# to a sex game?", | |
| "We need a new post. This one smells like #white#.", | |
| "Why was I asked for app revisions?\n\n#white#", | |
| "There are too many memes about #white#.", | |
| "There is no #white# in Holly Heights.", | |
| "The thing I hate most about RP is #white#.", | |
| "Their #white# are of age.", | |
| "You sound #white#, tbh.", | |
| "Who should I play next?\n\n#white#", | |
| "You can't fist #white#.", | |
| "Why are there six #white# when there are only four #white#?", | |
| "What is your mating call?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What is the worst thing anyone could say in front of the police?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What is the saddest thing you've ever seen?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What is your favorite book?\n\n#white#", | |
| "#white# is the greatest Canadian.", | |
| "What is the meaning of life?\n\n#white#", | |
| "If you could fuck anyone in the world, who would you choose?\n\n#white#", | |
| "No one in the office expected the bromance between #white# and #white#.", | |
| "Select two cards to create your team name.\n\n#white#", | |
| "This week on VS, #white# challenges #white# to a game of #white#.", | |
| "The war's over. We're holding a parade in #white#'s honor. #white# drives the float, and #white# is in charge of confetti.", | |
| "#white# is the best #white# ever. Of all time.", | |
| "#white# wins! #white# is a horse!", | |
| "If you got $1,000,000 per week, would you #white#, but in the next day, you'd have to #white#?", | |
| "My name is #white#, and I hate #white#!", | |
| "Why was Michael screaming at Gavin?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Would you guys still like me if my name was #white#?", | |
| "You threw it against the wall like a #white#!", | |
| "#white# is #white# as dicks.", | |
| "Who has a fake Internet girlfriend?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Why is Geoff cool?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Why are we here?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What's in Gavin's desk?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What would be your chosen catchphrase?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Where does Ray belong?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Where are we going for lunch?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What makes Caboose angry?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What mysteries lie beyond Jack's beard?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What makes Michael the angriest?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What is your biggest feature?\n\n#white#", | |
| "#white# is the worst on the Podcast.", | |
| "#white#. That's top.", | |
| "After getting wasted at PAX, Burnie announced that \"I am #white#!\".", | |
| "Barbara sucks #white#.", | |
| "Close up of my #white#.", | |
| "Come to Fort #white#!", | |
| "Describe yourself in one word/phrase.\n\n#white#", | |
| "#white# is probably a Venusaur kind of guy.", | |
| "This week on AHWU, #white#.", | |
| "This week on Immersion, we are going to test #white#.", | |
| "The next RvB cameo will be voiced by #white#.", | |
| "They questioned Ryan's sanity after finding #white# in his house.", | |
| "What is Game Night?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What are fire hydrants called in England?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What does Ryan's kid listen to?\n\n#white#", | |
| "People like #white#.", | |
| "RT Recap, featuring #white#!", | |
| "My #white# is trying to die.", | |
| "On tonight's Let's Play, the AH crew plays #white#.", | |
| "So, I was just walking along, until suddenly #white# came along and attacked me.", | |
| "Thanks to #white# for this week's theme song.", | |
| "Shout out to #white#!", | |
| "Shout out to my mom. Called my Teddy Bear #white#.", | |
| "It's not my fault. Somebody put #white# in my way.", | |
| "It's a #white# out there.", | |
| "If you were allowed to do one illegal thing, what would it be?\n\n#white#", | |
| "If you could have any superpower, what would it be?\n\n#white#", | |
| "LLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S #white#!", | |
| "Lindsay could fuck up #white#.", | |
| "Let's do #white# again! This is fun!", | |
| "Joel plays #white#.", | |
| "Fight, fight, fight, #white#?", | |
| "Dude, I got sixteen #white#!", | |
| "Does our house say \"We love #white#?\".", | |
| "Detective #white# is down!", | |
| "If Jack was frog and you kissed him, what would he turn into?\n\n#white#", | |
| "I'ma smother you in my #white#!", | |
| "Fuck it, I mean #white#, right?", | |
| "#white#.tumblr.com.", | |
| "Alcoholic games of Clue® lead to #white#.", | |
| "#white# is the name of my #white# cover band.", | |
| "#white# has the \"mount\" keyword.", | |
| "#white# probably tastes better than Quiznos.", | |
| "Nickelodeon's next kids' game show is \"#white#\", hosted by #white#.", | |
| "#white#.", | |
| "Next on GSN: \"The $100,000 #white#.\".", | |
| "Who dunnit? #white# with #white# in #white#.", | |
| "Much #white#. So #white#. Wow.", | |
| "At the last PAX, Paul and Storm had #white# thrown at them during \"Opening Band\".", | |
| "Don't slow down in East Cleveland or #white#.", | |
| "Drunken games of Pretend You're Xyzzy lead to #white# and #white#.", | |
| "It's difficult to explain to friends and family why I know so much about #white#.", | |
| "Who knew I'd be able to make a living off of #white#?", | |
| "Long story short, I ended up with #white# in my ass.", | |
| "At first I couldn't understand #white#, but now it's my biggest kink.", | |
| "I can't believe I spent most of my paycheck on #white#.", | |
| "#white#, by Bad Dragon®.", | |
| "#white# are so goddamn cool.", | |
| "Once I started roleplaying #white#, it was all downhill from there.", | |
| "Don't knock #white# until you've tried it.", | |
| "#white# looks pretty in all the art, but have you seen one in real life?", | |
| "My landlord had a lot of uncomfortable questions for me when when he found #white# in my bedroom while I was at work.", | |
| "Everyone on this site has such strong opinions about #white#.", | |
| "I realized they were a furry when they mentioned #white#.", | |
| "Whoa, I might fantasize about #white#, but I'd never actually go that far in real life.", | |
| "Realizing, too late, the implications of your interest in #white# as a child.", | |
| "I've been into #white# since before I hit puberty, I just didn't know what it meant.", | |
| "I'm no longer allowed near #white# after the incident with #white#.", | |
| "It all started with #white#.", | |
| "I'll roleplay #white#, you can be #white#.", | |
| "Only my internet friends know that I fantasize about #white#.", | |
| "Everyone really just goes to the cons for #white#.", | |
| "My Original Character's name is #white#.", | |
| "My secret tumblr account where I post nothing but #white#.", | |
| "The panel I'm looking forward to most at AC this year is...\n\n#white#", | |
| "If my parents ever found #white#, I'd probably be disowned.", | |
| "It's really hard not to laugh at #white#.", | |
| "The most recent item in my search history.\n\n#white#", | |
| "#white# ruined the fandom.", | |
| "I didn't believe the rumors about #white#, until I saw the videos.", | |
| "#white#. Yeah, that's a pretty interesting way to die.", | |
| "After being a furry for so long, I can never see #white# without getting a little aroused.", | |
| "I knew I needed to leave the fandom when I realized I was #white#.", | |
| "Yeah, I know I have a lot of #white# in my favorites, but I'm just here for the art.", | |
| "I never felt more accomplished than when I realized I could fit #white# into my ass.", | |
| "Okay, #white#? Pretty much the cutest thing ever.", | |
| "I'm not a \"furry,\" I prefer to be called #white#.", | |
| "#white# is my spirit animal.", | |
| "In my past life, I was #white#.", | |
| "I'm not even sad that I devote at least six hours of each day to #white#.", | |
| "#white#. This is what my life has come to.", | |
| "Fuck #white#, get #white#.", | |
| "#white#? Oh murr.", | |
| "I would bend over for #white#.", | |
| "I think having horns would make #white# complicated.", | |
| "#white#? Oh, yeah, I could get my mouth around that.", | |
| "What wouldn't I fuck?\n\n#white#", | |
| "When I thought I couldn't go any lower, I realized I would probably fuck #white#.", | |
| "I knew my boyfriend was a keeper when he said he'd try #white#, just for me.", | |
| "I've been waiting all year for #white#.", | |
| "I can't wait to meet up with my internet friends for #white#.", | |
| "Did you hear about the guy that smuggled #white# into the hotel?", | |
| "I'm not even aroused by normal porn anymore, I can only get off to #white# or #white#.", | |
| "No, look, you don't understand. I REALLY like #white#.", | |
| "I don't think my parents will ever accept that the real me is #white#.", | |
| "You can try to justify #white# all you want, but you don't have to be #white# to realize it's just plain wrong.", | |
| "I remember when #white# was just getting started.", | |
| "#white# are definitely the new huskies.", | |
| "The real reason I got into the fandom? #white#.", | |
| "#white# is no substitute for social skills, but it's a start.", | |
| "#white# is a shining example of what those with autism can really do.", | |
| "I don't know how we got on the subject of dragon cocks, but it probably started with #white#.", | |
| "Actually coming inside #white#.", | |
| "When no one else is around, sometimes I consider doing things with #white#.", | |
| "#white#: Horrible tragedy, or sexual opportunity?", | |
| "I'm about 50% #white#.", | |
| "I knew I had a problem when I had to sell #white# to pay for #white#.", | |
| "The most pleasant surprise I've had this year.\n\n#white#", | |
| "It's just that much creepier when 40-year-old men are into #white#.", | |
| "Jizzing all over #white#.", | |
| "Hey, you guys wanna come back to my place? I've got #white# and #white#.", | |
| "It's a little worrying that I have to compare the size of #white# to beverage containers.", | |
| "It's not bestiality, it's #white#.", | |
| "Everyone thinks that because I'm a furry, I'm into #white#. Unfortunately, they're right.", | |
| "While everyone else seems to have a deep, instinctual fear of #white#, it just turns me on.", | |
| "Lying about having #white# to get donations, which you spend on #white#.", | |
| "If you like it, then you should put #white# on it.", | |
| "My girlfriend won't let me do #white#.", | |
| "I'm only gay for #white#.", | |
| "Excuse you, I'm a were-#white#.", | |
| "My next fursuit will have #white#.", | |
| "I'm writing a porn comic about #white# and #white#.", | |
| "Is it weird that I want to rub my face on #white#?", | |
| "I never thought I'd be comfortable with #white#, but now it's pretty much the only thing I masturbate to.", | |
| "Everyone thinks they're so great, but the only thing they're good at drawing is #white#.", | |
| "They're just going to spend all that money on #white#.", | |
| "I tell everyone that I make my money off \"illustration,\" when really, I just draw #white#.", | |
| "Oh, you're an artist? Could you draw #white# for me?", | |
| "I used to avoid talking about #white#, but now it's just a part of normal conversation with my friends.", | |
| "You sometimes wish you'd encounter #white# while all alone, in the woods. With a bottle of lube.", | |
| "Most cats are #white#.", | |
| "Personals ad: Seeking a female who doesn't mind #white#, might also be willing to try a male if they're #white#.", | |
| "Taking pride in one's collection of #white#.", | |
| "I tell everyone I'm not a furry, but I've drawn a lot of #white#.", | |
| "My original species combines #white# and #white#. It's called #white#.", | |
| "#white#. And now I'm bleeding.", | |
| "Suck my #white#.", | |
| "I also take #white# as payment for commissions.", | |
| "It is my dream to be covered with #white#.", | |
| "#white# fucking #white#. Now that's hot.", | |
| "Would you rather suck #white#, or get dicked by #white#?", | |
| "It never fails to liven up the workplace when you ask your coworkers if they'd rather have sex with #white# or #white#.", | |
| "HELLO FURRIEND, HOWL ARE YOU DOING?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What are the two worst cards in your hand right now?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Nobody believes me when I tell that one story about walking in on #white#.", | |
| "You don't know who #white# is? They're the one that draws #white#.", | |
| "Who let the dogs out?\n\n#white#", | |
| "In his next movie, Will Smith saves the world from #white#.", | |
| "#white# and #white# are the new hot couple.", | |
| "When North Korea gets #white#, it will be the end of the world.", | |
| "Plan a three course meal.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Tastes like #white#.", | |
| "What will Xyzzy take over the world with?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Dustin Browder demands more #white# in StarCraft®.", | |
| "Welcome to my secret lair on #white#.", | |
| "Praise #white#!", | |
| "What can you always find in between the couch cushions?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What is the next great Kickstarter project?\n\n#white#", | |
| "My life for #white#!", | |
| "In a news conference, Obama pulled out #white#, to everyone's surprise.", | |
| "Nights filled with #white#.", | |
| "#white# Game of the Year Edition.", | |
| "What was going through Osama Bin Laden's head before he died?\n\n#white#", | |
| "The lion, the witch, and #white#.", | |
| "In the next episode, SpongeBob gets introduced to #white#.", | |
| "Justin Beiber's new song is all about #white#.", | |
| "Keith Richards enjoys #white# on his food.", | |
| "The new fad diet is all about making people do #white# and eat #white#.", | |
| "Grand Theft Auto™: #white#.", | |
| "The victim was found with #white#.", | |
| "I whip my #white# back and forth.", | |
| "What is love without #white#?", | |
| "#white# 2012.", | |
| "What is Curious George so curious about?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What is the next big sideshow attraction?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Lady Gaga has revealed her new dress will be made of #white#.", | |
| "#white# ruined many people's childhood.", | |
| "Who needs college when you have #white#.", | |
| "When short on money, you can always #white#.", | |
| "What is literally worse than Hitler?\n\n#white#", | |
| "I wouldn't fuck #white# with #white#'s dick.", | |
| "The next Assassin's Creed game will take place in #white#.", | |
| "In the next Punch Out!!, #white# will be the secret final boss.", | |
| "One does not simply walk into #white#.", | |
| "The next pokemon will combine #white# and #white#.", | |
| "Instead of playing Cards Against Humanity, you could be #white#.", | |
| "Who is GLaDOS's next test subject?\n\n#white#", | |
| "In his second term, Obama will rid America of #white#.", | |
| "I never thought #white# would be so enjoyable.", | |
| "In the future, #white# will fuel our cars.", | |
| "What is Japan's national pastime?\n\n#white#", | |
| "I've got the whole world in my #white#.", | |
| "What is the answer to life's question?\n\n#white#", | |
| "#white#: #white# in fiction, #white# on the tabletop.", | |
| "Next up: Lord Lysander's paints #white#.", | |
| "I proxy #white# using a second-hand #white#.", | |
| "I am Angry, Angry about #white#.", | |
| "The citizens of Innsmouth are really #white#!", | |
| "#white# falls, everyone dies.", | |
| "My GM just made his girlfriend a #white# character. How fucked are we?", | |
| "If you buy a camel, Crazy Hassan is adding in free #white# this week only!", | |
| "Around elves, watch #white#.", | |
| "The only good #white# is a dead #white#.", | |
| "...And then he killed the Tarasque with a #white#.", | |
| "There is a #white# on the roof.", | |
| "What are we going to argue about today?\n\n#white#", | |
| "In respect to your chapter, the Blood Ravens have dedicated one of their_to #white#.", | |
| "Roll for #white#.", | |
| "I prepared #white# this morning.", | |
| "The bard nearly got us killed when he rolled to seduce #white#.", | |
| "#white# causes the Paladin to fall.", | |
| "The door to the FLGS opens and a #white# walks in!", | |
| "GW stores no longer stock_.", | |
| "The price on #white# Has doubled!", | |
| "You fool! you fell victim to one of the classic blunders: #white#.", | |
| "...and then the bastard pulled out #white# and placed it on the table.", | |
| "I cast magic missile at #white#.", | |
| "Wait! I'm a #white#! Let me tell you about my #white#!", | |
| "Whenever we run #white#, it's customary that #white# pays for the group's pizza.", | |
| "I kept getting weird looks at FNM when I brought my new #white# card sleeves.", | |
| "What is better than 3D women?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Only fags play mono_.", | |
| "The enemy's #white# is down.", | |
| "Ach! Hans run! It's the #white#!", | |
| "What is the BBEG's secret weapon?\n\n#white#", | |
| "#white# is the only way to fix 3.5.", | |
| "What's on today's agenda for the mage guild meeting?\n\n#white#", | |
| "You roll 00 for your magical mishap and turn into #white#.", | |
| "#white#! what was that?", | |
| "What won't the Bard fuck?.\n\n#white#", | |
| "The last straw was the Chaotic Neutral buying a case of #white#.", | |
| "Your BBEG is actually #white#!", | |
| "The adventure was going fine until the BBEG put #white# in our path.", | |
| "You've been cursed by the witch! Your #white# has turned into a #white#!", | |
| "I like to dress up like #white# and hit people with foam swords.", | |
| "Mountain, Black lotus, sac, to cast #white#.", | |
| "#white# followed by gratuitous #white# is how I got kicked out off my last group.", | |
| "The #white# guides my blade.", | |
| "Don't touch me #white#!", | |
| "The GM has invited his new #white# to join the game. They'll be playing #white#.", | |
| "0/10 would not #white#.", | |
| "Behold! White Wolf's newest game: #white#: the #white#.", | |
| "For our upcoming FATAL game, I've assigned #white# as your new character.", | |
| "I had to kill a party member when wasted 2 hours by #white#.", | |
| "We found _in the Dragon's hoard.", | |
| "We knew the game was off to a good start when the GM didn't veto a player's decision to play as #white#.", | |
| "My Kriegers came in a box of #white#!", | |
| "Elf #white# Wat do?", | |
| "Magic the Gathering's next set is themed around #white#.", | |
| "Everybody was surprised when the king's trusted adviser turned out to be #white#.", | |
| "You and #white# must stop #white# with the ancient artifact #white#.", | |
| "The guard looks a troubled, uncomfortable glare, like a man who must explain to his #white#, that's its dreams of becoming #white# will never happen.", | |
| "#white# just fucked us.", | |
| "My #white# are moving on their own.", | |
| "Dwarf Fortress needs more #white#.", | |
| "2e or #white#.", | |
| "In the grim darkness of the far future there is only #white#.", | |
| "#white#. we don't need other boards anymore!", | |
| "Blood for the blood god! #white# for the #white#!", | |
| "Never fire #white# at the bulkhead!", | |
| "Macha was dismayed to find out that #white#.", | |
| "I sure hope no one notices that I inserted my #white# fetish into the game.", | |
| "#white# is the only way I can forget about 4e.", | |
| "You should never let your bard #white#.", | |
| "Welcome to the #white# Quest Thread.", | |
| "The lich's phylactery is a #white#!", | |
| "That one guy in my group always rolls a chaotic neutral #white#.", | |
| "Then the barbarian drank from the #white#-filled fountain.", | |
| "#white#: That was a thing.", | |
| ">preferring 3D women over #white#.", | |
| "Where we're going, we won't need #white# to see.", | |
| "I got a box today. What's inside? #white#.", | |
| "Roll #white# circumference.", | |
| "What I made: #white#.\nWhat the DM saw: #white#.\nWhat I played: #white#.", | |
| "#white# vs. #white#: Critical Hit!", | |
| "Can #white# bloom on the battlefield?", | |
| ">mfw #white#.", | |
| "#white#? That's ULTRA heretical.", | |
| "So I made my chapter insignia #white#.", | |
| "You encounter a Gazebo. You respond with #white#.", | |
| "D&D: 6th edition will feature #white# as a main race!", | |
| "Your Natural 1 summons #white#.", | |
| "It would have taken #white# to..... CREEEEEEEEEED!", | |
| "#white# for president!", | |
| "Have fun, don't be #white#.", | |
| "Don't get mad, get #white#.", | |
| "After I saw #white#, I needed #white#.", | |
| "I'm an expert on #white#.", | |
| "#white# is the only thing that matters.", | |
| "Cunnilungus and psychiatry brought us to #white#.", | |
| "We'll always have #white#.", | |
| "What mildy annoyed you today?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Let's all rock out to the sounds of #white#.", | |
| "#white# uses #white#. It is SUPER EFFECTIVE!", | |
| "Take #white#, it will last longer.", | |
| "#white# is my worst habit.", | |
| "It's the end of #white# as we know it.", | |
| "Everything's better with #white#.", | |
| "What have you accomplished today?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What would you taste like?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Why are you frothing with rage?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What made you happy today?\n\n#white#", | |
| "My #white# is too big!", | |
| "Best drink ever: One part #white#, three parts #white#, and a splash of #white#.", | |
| "#white# makes me uncomfortable.", | |
| "Stop, drop, and #white#.", | |
| "Think before you #white#.", | |
| "A wild #white# appeared! It used #white#!", | |
| "There's #white# in my soup.", | |
| "If life gives you #white#, make #white#.", | |
| "Who needs a bidet when you have #white#?", | |
| "Kill it with #white#!", | |
| "You have my bow. AND MY #white#.", | |
| "#white#? FRY. EYES.", | |
| "VS: Where the #white# happens!", | |
| "Yaar's mother is #white#.", | |
| "The hills are alive with #white# of #white#.", | |
| "I thought being a #white# was the best thing ever, until I became a #white#.", | |
| "Live long and #white#.", | |
| "I'm under the #white#.", | |
| "Dogimo would give up #white# to type a six sentence paragraph in a thread.", | |
| "Simple dog ate and vomited #white#.", | |
| "#white# ALL THE #white#.", | |
| "There were ALOT of #white# doing #white#.", | |
| "#white# Jesus is the Jesus of #white#.", | |
| "The forum nearly broke when #white# posted #white# in The Dead Thread.", | |
| "A mod war about #white# occurred during #white#.", | |
| "Clean ALL the #white#.", | |
| "The first rule of Jade Club is #white#.", | |
| "#white# in my pants.", | |
| "We need to talk about your whole gallon of #white#.", | |
| "When I was 25, I won an award for #white#.", | |
| "I'm more awesome than a T-rex because of #white#.", | |
| "Fuck you, I'm a #white#.", | |
| "After Blue posted #white# in chat, I never trusted his links again.", | |
| "Roses and her hammer collection defeated an entire squadron of #white#.", | |
| "Domo travelled across #white# to win the prize of #white#.", | |
| "I did #white#, like a fucking adult.", | |
| "#white# was banned from tinychat because of #white#.", | |
| "No one likes me after I posted #white# in the TMI thread.", | |
| "I want #white# in my mouflon RIGHT MEOW.", | |
| "I CAN #white# ACROSS THE #white#.", | |
| "All your #white# are belong to us.", | |
| "Sorry Mario, but #white# is in another castle.", | |
| "#white# is a lie.", | |
| "In Kingdom Hearts, Donald Duck will be replaced with #white# .", | |
| "we must embrace #white# and burn it as fuel for out journey.", | |
| "Because of the lastest school shooting, #white# is being blamed for making kids too violent.", | |
| ">walk into gamestop\n>see #white#\n>walk out.", | |
| "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME YOU #white#?", | |
| "HEY, GOLLEN PALACE? HOW U SAY #white# IN CHINESE?", | |
| "appealing to a larger audience.\n\n#white#", | |
| "This will be the 6th time we've posted #white#; we've become increasingly efficient at it.", | |
| "I have the bigger #white#.", | |
| "The princess is in another #white#.", | |
| "When you see it... you don't see #white#.", | |
| "#white# TEAM RULES!!", | |
| "Rev up those #white#, because I am sure hungry for one- HELP! HELP!", | |
| "wooooooow, it took all 3 of you to #white#.", | |
| "Only casuals like #white#.", | |
| "#white# is 2deep and edgy for you.", | |
| "It's like _with #white#!", | |
| "Check your privilege, you #white# #white#.", | |
| "Jill, here's a #white#. It might come in handy if you, the master of #white#, take it with you.", | |
| "#white# is a pretty cool guy, eh #white# and doesn't afraid of anything.", | |
| "Ironic #white# is still #white#.\n\n(same in both blanks).", | |
| "What is the new mustard paste?\n\n#white#", | |
| ">#white#\n>#white#\n>2011\n>ISHYGDDT.", | |
| "All you had to do was #white# the damn #white#!", | |
| "The new ititeration in the Call of Duty franchise has players fighting off #white# deep in the jungles of #white#.", | |
| "Here lies #white#: peperony and chease.", | |
| "Throwaway round: Get rid of those shit cards you don't want. Thanks for all the suggestions, /v/.\n\n#white#", | |
| "The president has been kidnapped by #white#. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?", | |
| "We #white# now.", | |
| "That's the second biggest #white# I've ever seen!", | |
| "You were almost a #white# sandwich!", | |
| "It's dangerous to go alone! Take this:.\n\n#white#", | |
| "I've covered #white#, you know.", | |
| "The newest trope against women in video games: #white#.", | |
| "You have been banned. Reason: #white#.", | |
| "#white# has changed.", | |
| "#white#. #white# never changes.", | |
| "Objective: #white#.", | |
| "But you can call me #white# the #white#. Has a nice ring to it dontcha think?", | |
| "#white# has changed.", | |
| "Is a man not entitiled to #white#?", | |
| "I'm here to #white# and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum.", | |
| "#white# sappin' my sentry.", | |
| "#white# is waiting for your challenge!", | |
| "EA Sports! It's #white#.", | |
| "What's in the box, /v/?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Why is the #white# fandom the worst?", | |
| "#white# is a pretty cool guy.", | |
| "Ah! Your rival! What was his name again?\n\n#white#", | |
| "brb guys, #white# break.", | |
| "OH MY GOD JC, A #white#.", | |
| "Achievement Unlocked: #white# !", | |
| "I'm #white# under the table right now!", | |
| "Viral marketers are trying to push the new #white#.", | |
| "I wouldn't call it a Battlestation, more like a #white#.", | |
| "Fans started a kickstarter for a new #white# game.", | |
| "Huh? What was that noise?\n\n#white#", | |
| "I love the #white#, it's so bad.", | |
| "Valve is going to make #white# 2 before they release HL3.", | |
| "#white#: Gotta go fast!", | |
| "The best final fantasy game was #white#.", | |
| "WHAT IS A MAN?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Liquid! How can you still be alive?\n\n#white#", | |
| ">implying you aren't #white#.", | |
| "All you had to do was follow the damn #white#, CJ!", | |
| "Microsoft revealed that the Xbox One's demos had actually been running on #white#.", | |
| "WE WILL DRAG THIS #white# INTO THE 21ST CENTURY.", | |
| "What can change the nature of a man?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What is a #white# but a #white#?", | |
| "What did I preorder at gamestop?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What if #white# was a girl?", | |
| "Wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and #white#.", | |
| "Based #white#.", | |
| "Pop Quiz: Beatles Song- #white# terday.", | |
| "#white# confirmed for Super Smash Bros!", | |
| "I'm in ur base, #white#.", | |
| "#white# only, no items, Final Destination.", | |
| "The newest IP from Nintendo, Super #white# Bros.", | |
| "The future of gaming lies with the #white#.", | |
| "The newest feature of the Xbox One is #white#.", | |
| "Enjoy #white# while you play your Xbox one!", | |
| "Why are you making chocolate pudding at 4 in the morning?\n\n#white#", | |
| "#white# has no games.", | |
| "The new TF2 promo items are based on #white#.", | |
| "The best way to be comfy when playing video games is with #white#.", | |
| "PS3: It only does #white#.", | |
| "The new Nintendo #white# is a big gimmick.", | |
| ">tfw when #white#.", | |
| "PC gamers have made a petition to get #white# on their platform.", | |
| "If Gordon Freeman spoke, what would he talk about?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Kotaku addresses sexism in #white# in their latest article.", | |
| "Get double XP for Halo 3 with purchase of #white#.", | |
| "LoL stole their new character design off of #white#.", | |
| "#white# is the cancer killing video games.", | |
| "Suffer, like #white# did.", | |
| "It's like #white# with guns!", | |
| "#white# would like to play.", | |
| "A mod of doom was made that was based off of #white#.", | |
| "I really didn't like what they did with the #white# Movie adaption.", | |
| "\"HEY, GOLLEN PALACE? HOW U SAY #white# IN CHINESE?\".", | |
| "Pumpkin doesn't want this.\n\n#white#", | |
| "NEXT TIME ON GAME GRUMPS: #white#.", | |
| "I used to be an adventurer like you, until #white#.", | |
| "Yeah, well, my dad works for #white#.", | |
| "#white#.tumblr.com.", | |
| "Did you know you can just buy #white#?", | |
| "My new favorite game is Strip #white#.", | |
| "Now I have to live my whole life pretending #white# never happened. It's going to be a fun 70 years.", | |
| "#white#'s fetish: #white#.", | |
| "2009 called? Did you warn them about #white#?", | |
| "Just because I have #white# doesn't mean you could milk me now. I'd have to be lactating.", | |
| "#white#. That's right. Shit just got REAL.", | |
| "Take me down to the #white#, where the #white# is green and the #white# are pretty.", | |
| "Did you know November is #white# Awareness Month?", | |
| "Until I see more data, I'm going to assume #white# causes #white#.", | |
| "3D printers sound great until you receive spam containing actual #white#.", | |
| "I'm going to name my child #white#.", | |
| "#white#. So it has come to this.", | |
| "If you really hate someone, teach them to recognize #white#.", | |
| "It's fun to mentally replace the word #white# with #white#.", | |
| "University Researchers create life in lab! #white# blamed!", | |
| "Ebay review: Instead of #white#, package contained #white#. Would not buy again.", | |
| "Social rule 99.1: If friends spend more than 60 minutes deciding what to do, they must default to #white#.", | |
| "The #1 Programmer's excuse for legitimately slacking off: #white#.", | |
| "I like alter songs by replacing #white# with #white#.", | |
| "Real Programmers use #white#.", | |
| "After finding Higgs-Boson, I can always use the LHC for #white#.", | |
| "#white# linked to Acne! 95% confidence.", | |
| "How many Google results are there for \"Died in a #white# accident?\".", | |
| "What's my favorite unit of measurement?\n\n#white#", | |
| "In the extended base metaphor, shortstop is #white#.", | |
| "My health declined when I realized I could eat #white# whenever I wanted.", | |
| "#white# is just applied #white#.", | |
| "I set up script to buy things on ebay for $1, but then it bought #white#, #white#, and #white#.", | |
| "I can extrude #white#, but I can't retract it.", | |
| "I don't actually care about #white#, I just like #white#.", | |
| "Why do you have a crossbow in your desk?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Spoiler Alert! #white# kills #white# with #white#!", | |
| "I'm like #white#, except with love.", | |
| "Do you really expect #white#? No, Mister Bond. I expect you to die!", | |
| "I didn't actually want you to be #white#; I just wanted you to be #white#.", | |
| "I filled my apartment with #white#.", | |
| "What do we miss most from the internet in 1998?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Waking up would be a lot easier if #white# didn't look so much like you.", | |
| "All of my algorithms were really just disguised #white#.", | |
| "I got a lot more interested in #white# when I made the connection to #white#.", | |
| "#white#? No, I'm not really into Pokémon.", | |
| "When I eat #white#, I like to pretend I'm a Turing machine.", | |
| "Dreaming about #white# in Cirque du Soleil.", | |
| "It turns out God created the universe using #white#.", | |
| "Freestyle rapping is really just #white#.", | |
| "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put #white# and #white# together.", | |
| "Human intelligence decreases with increasing proximity to #white#.", | |
| "#white# would be a good name for a band.", | |
| "#white# wouldn't be funny if not for the irony.", | |
| "Help, I'm trapped in a #white# factory!", | |
| "None of the places I floated to had #white#.", | |
| "#white#. My normal method is useless here.", | |
| "We had a #white# party, but it turned out not to be very much fun.", | |
| "My hobby: #white#.", | |
| "#white# makes terrible pillow talk.", | |
| "What is the best way to protect yourself from Velociraptors?\n\n#white#", | |
| "I'm pretty sure you can't send #white# through the mail.", | |
| "What did I suggest to the IAU for a new planet name?\n\n#white#", | |
| "#white# is too big for small talk.", | |
| "New movie this summer: #white# beats up everyone.", | |
| "By 2019, #white# will be outnumbered by #white#.", | |
| "The past is a foreign country... with #white# and #white#!", | |
| "Hey baby, wanna come back to my sex #white#?", | |
| "#white#. It works in Kerbal Space Program.", | |
| "What role has social media played in #white#? Well, it's certainly made #white# stupider.", | |
| "What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?\n\n#white#", | |
| "When I pooped, what came out of my butt?\n\n#white#", | |
| "In the distant future, historians will agree that #white# marked the beginning of America's decline.", | |
| "What's the gift that keeps on giving?\n\n#white#", | |
| "This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only #white# and his wits.", | |
| "Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits #white# against #white#.", | |
| "And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for #white#!", | |
| "In a pinch, #white# can be a suitable substitute for #white#.", | |
| "What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Science will never explain the origin of #white#.", | |
| "In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to #white#.", | |
| "I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with #white#.", | |
| "When all else fails, I can always masturbate to #white#.", | |
| "An international tribunal has found #white# guilty of #white#.", | |
| "In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated #white#.", | |
| "In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of #white#.", | |
| "The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to #white# is a basic human right.", | |
| "He who controls #white# controls the world.", | |
| "Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of #white# has denied your request for #white#.", | |
| "The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to #white#.", | |
| "#white# would be woefully incomplete without #white#.", | |
| "During his midlife crisis, my dad got really into #white#.", | |
| "Before I run for president, I must destroy all evidence of my involvement with #white#.", | |
| "My new favorite porn star is Joey \"#white#\" McGee.", | |
| "In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from #white#.", | |
| "This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for #white#.", | |
| "My mom freaked out when she looked at my browser history and found #white#.com/#white#.", | |
| "The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, #white#, acceptance.", | |
| "Members of New York's social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience #white#.", | |
| "I went from #white# to #white#, all thanks to #white#.", | |
| "Little Miss Muffet\nSat on a tuffet,\nEating her curds and #white#.", | |
| "This month's Cosmo: \"Spice up your sex life by bringing #white# into the bedroom.\".", | |
| "If God didn't want us to enjoy #white#, he wouldn't have given us #white#.", | |
| "My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of #white#.", | |
| "After months of debate, the Occupy Wall Street General Assembly could only agree on \"More #white#!\".", | |
| "I spent my whole life working toward #white#, only to have it ruined by #white#.", | |
| "Next time on Dr. Phil: How to talk to your child about #white#.", | |
| "Only two things in life are certain: death and #white#.", | |
| "Everyone down on the ground! We don't want to hurt anyone. We're just here for #white#.", | |
| "The healing process began when I joined a support group for victims of #white#.", | |
| "The votes are in, and the new high school mascot is #white#.", | |
| "Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out #white#.", | |
| "Before #white#, all we had was #white#.", | |
| "Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about #white# could kill you.", | |
| "You haven't truly lived until you've experienced #white# and #white# at the same time.", | |
| "Hey baby, come back to my place and I'll show you #white#.", | |
| "My gym teacher got fired for adding #white# to the obstacle course.", | |
| "Finally! A service that delivers #white# right to your door.", | |
| "To prepare for his upcoming role, Daniel Day-Lewis immersed himself in the world of #white#.", | |
| "My life is ruled by a vicious cycle of #white# and #white#.", | |
| "During high school, I never really fit in until I found #white# club.", | |
| "Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me #white#.", | |
| "Listen, son. If you want to get involved with #white#, I won't stop you. Just steer clear of #white#.", | |
| "A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with #white#.", | |
| "Call the law offices of Goldstein & Goldstein, because no one should have to tolerate #white# in the workplace.", | |
| "Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're #white#.", | |
| "The blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in #white#.", | |
| "What left this stain on my couch?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Turns out that #white#-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted.", | |
| "After months of practice with #white#, I think I'm finally ready for #white#.", | |
| "In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure #white# for all eternity.", | |
| "As part of his daily regimen, Anderson Cooper sets aside 15 minutes for #white#.", | |
| "When you get right down to it, #white# is just #white#.", | |
| "Having problems with #white#? Try #white#!", | |
| "And what did you bring for show and tell?\n\n#white#", | |
| "I'm not like the rest of you. I'm too rich and busy for #white#.", | |
| "With enough time and pressure, #white# will turn into #white#.", | |
| "#white#: Hours of fun. Easy to use. Perfect for #white#!", | |
| "#white#. Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice.", | |
| "As part of his contract, Prince won't perform without #white# in his dressing room.", | |
| "Man, this is bullshit. Fuck #white#.", | |
| "Dear Leader Kim Jong-un,\nour village praises your infinite wisdom with a humble offering of #white#.", | |
| "#white# may pass, but #white# will last forever.", | |
| "She's up all night for good fun.\nI'm up all night for #white#.", | |
| "Alright, bros. Our frat house is condemned, and all the hot slampieces are over at Gamma Phi. The time has come to commence Operation #white#.", | |
| "The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of #white#.", | |
| "In return for my soul, the Devil promised me #white#, but all I got was #white#.", | |
| "You guys, I saw this crazy movie last night. It opens on #white#, and then there's some stuff about #white#, and then it ends with #white#.", | |
| "#white# will never be the same after #white#.", | |
| "Wes Anderson's new film tells the story of a precocious child coming to terms with #white#.", | |
| "In the beginning, there was #white#.\nAnd the Lord said, \"Let there be #white#.\".", | |
| "What's fun until it gets weird?\n\n#white#", | |
| "We never did find #white#, but along the way we sure learned a lot about #white#.", | |
| "You've seen the bearded lady!\nYou've seen the ring of fire!\nNow, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon #white#!", | |
| "How am I compensating for my tiny penis?\n\n#white#", | |
| "I'm sorry, sir, but we don't allow #white# at the country club.", | |
| "2 AM in the city that never sleeps. The door swings open and she walks in, legs up to here. Something in her eyes tells me she's looking for #white#.", | |
| "As king, how will I keep the peasants in line?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Oprah's book of the month is \"#white# For #white#: A Story of Hope.\".", | |
| "Do not fuck with me! I am literally #white# right now.", | |
| "Adventure.\nRomance.\n#white#.\n\nFrom Paramount Pictures, \"#white#.\".", | |
| "I am become #white#, destroyer of #white#!", | |
| "It lurks in the night. It hungers for flesh. This summer, no one is safe from #white#.", | |
| "If you can't handle #white#, you'd better stay away from #white#.", | |
| "This is the prime of my life. I'm young, hot, and full of #white#.", | |
| "I'm pretty sure I'm high right now, because I'm absolutely mesmerized by #white#.", | |
| "This year's hottest album is \"#white#\" by #white#.", | |
| "Every step towards #white# gets me a little closer to #white#.", | |
| "Forget everything you know about #white#, because now we've supercharged it with #white#!", | |
| "Honey, I have a new role-play I want to try tonight! You can be #white#, and I'll be #white#.", | |
| "Do the Dew ® with our most extreme flavor yet! Get ready for Mountain Dew #white#!", | |
| "Armani suit: $1,000. Dinner for two at that swanky restaurant: $300. The look on her face when you surprise her with #white#: priceless.", | |
| "In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninjas while also dealing with #white#.", | |
| "Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you've been sent to the principal's office for #white#.", | |
| "Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore #white# at their own pace.", | |
| "Heed my voice, mortals! I am the god of #white#, and I will not tolerate #white#!", | |
| "I don't mean to brag, but they call me the Michael Jordan of #white#.", | |
| "Why am I broke?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Help me doctor, I've got #white# in my butt!", | |
| "Hi MTV! My name is Kendra, I live in Malibu, I'm into #white#, and I love to have a good time.", | |
| "Patient presents with #white#. Likely a result of #white#.", | |
| "Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without #white#.", | |
| "What's making things awkward in the sauna?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Get ready for the movie of the summer! One cop plays by the book. The other's only interested in one thing: #white#.", | |
| "Having the worst day EVER. ##white#.", | |
| "In his farewell address, George Washington famously warned Americans about the dangers of #white#.", | |
| "Don't forget! Beginning this week, Casual Friday will officially become \"#white# Friday.\".", | |
| "What killed my boner?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Yo' mama so fat she #white#!", | |
| "Well if #white# is good enough for #white#, it's good enough for me.", | |
| "Hi, this is Jim from accounting. We noticed a $1,200 charge labeled \"#white#\". Can you explain?", | |
| "Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is #white#? Zoloft.®.", | |
| "WHOOO! God damn I love #white#!", | |
| "Now in bookstores: \"The Audacity of #white#\", by Barack Obama.", | |
| "And today's soup is Cream of #white#.", | |
| "I work my ass off all day for this family, and this is what I come home to? #white#!?", | |
| "I have a strict policy. First date, dinner. Second date, kiss. Third date, #white#.", | |
| "When I was a kid, we used to play Cowboys and #white#.", | |
| "This is America. If you don't work hard, you don't succeed. I don't care if you're black, white, purple, or #white#.", | |
| "You Won't Believe These 15 Hilarious #white# Bloopers!", | |
| "James is a lonely boy. But when he discovers a secret door in his attic, he meets a magical new friend: #white#.", | |
| "Don't worry kid. It gets better. I've been living with #white# for 20 years.", | |
| "My grandfather worked his way up from nothing. When he came to this country, all he had was the shoes on his feet and #white#.", | |
| "Behind every powerful man is #white#.", | |
| "You are not alone. Millions of Americans struggle with #white# every day.", | |
| "Come to Dubai, where you can relax in our world famous spas, experience the nightlife, or simply enjoy #white# by the poolside.", | |
| "\"This is madness.\" \"No, THIS IS #white#!\".", | |
| "Listen Gary, I like you. But if you want that corner office, you're going to have to show me #white#.", | |
| "I went to the desert and ate of the peyote cactus. Turns out my spirit animal is #white#.", | |
| "And would you like those buffalo wings mild, hot, or #white#?", | |
| "The six things I could never do without: oxygen, Facebook, chocolate, Netflix, friends, and #white# LOL!", | |
| "Why won't you make love to me anymore? Is it #white#?", | |
| "Puberty is a time of change. You might notice hair growing in new places. You might develop an interest in #white#. This is normal.", | |
| "I'm sorry, Mrs. Chen, but there was nothing we could do. At 4:15 this morning, your son succumbed to #white#.", | |
| "I'm Miss Tennessee, and if I could make the world better by changing one thing, I would get rid of #white#.", | |
| "Tonight we will have sex. And afterwards, If you'd like, a little bit of #white#.", | |
| "Everybody join hands and close your eyes. Do you sense that? That's the presence of #white# in this room.", | |
| "To become a true Yanomamo warrior, you must prove that you can withstand #white# without crying out.", | |
| "Y'all ready to get this thing started? I'm Nick Cannon, and this is America's Got #white#.", | |
| "If you had to describe the Card Czar, using only one of the cards in your hand, which one would it be?\n\n#white#", | |
| "D&D 4.0 isn't real D&D because of the #white#.", | |
| "It's a D&D retroclone with #white# added.", | |
| "Storygames aren't RPGs because of the #white#.", | |
| "The Slayer's Guide to #white#.", | |
| "Worst character concept ever: #white#, but with #white#.", | |
| "Alightment: Chaotic #white#.", | |
| "What made the paladin fall? #white#.", | |
| "The portal leads to the quasi-elemental plane of #white#.", | |
| "The Temple of Elemental #white#.", | |
| "Pathfinder is basically D&D #white# Edition.", | |
| "#white# : The Storytelling Game.", | |
| "People are wondering why Steve Jackson published GURPS #white#.", | |
| "Linear Fighter, Quadratic #white#.", | |
| "You start with 1d4 #white# points.", | |
| "Back when I was 12 and I was just starting playing D&D, the game had #white#.", | |
| "Big Eyes, Small #white#.", | |
| "In the grim darkness of the far future there is only #white#.", | |
| "My innovative new RPG has a stat for #white#.", | |
| "A true gamer has no problem with #white#.", | |
| "Elminster cast a potent #white# spell and then had sex with #white#.", | |
| "The Deck of Many #white#.", | |
| "You are all at a tavern when #white# approach you.", | |
| "Air Canada guidelines now prohibit #white# on airplanes.", | |
| "O Canada, we stand on guard for #white#.", | |
| "CTV presents #white#, the story of #white#.", | |
| "In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Royal Ontario Museum has opened an interactive exhibit on #white#.", | |
| "What's the Canadian government using to inspire rural students to succeed?\n\n#white#", | |
| "9-1-1, what's your emergency?\n\n#white#", | |
| "#white#, just for a second. Just to see how it feels.", | |
| "#white#, you da real MVP.", | |
| "#white#: Ain't nobody got time for that!", | |
| "#white#: boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!", | |
| "#white#: I volunteer as tribute!", | |
| "#white#: it's magically delicious.", | |
| "#white#: Just another way that God shows us he loves us.", | |
| "#white#: Just girly things.", | |
| "#white#: Just sayin'.", | |
| "#white#: not even once.", | |
| "#white#: Provided by the management for your protection.", | |
| "#white#: Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.", | |
| "#white#? That's what she said.", | |
| "A new Russian dash-cam video shows #white#, right there in the middle of the street!", | |
| "A wild #white# appears! You used #white#! It's super effective!", | |
| "According to a new UN treaty, #white# now qualifies as a weapon of mass destruction.", | |
| "An ounce of #white# is worth a pound of #white#.", | |
| "Ancient Chinese proverb say: #white# is just #white# without #white#.", | |
| "Apple® has announced a new device that promises to revolutionize the way we think about #white#.", | |
| "Audiences at Sundance were traumatized by Lars von Trier's controversial new film, \"#white#.\".", | |
| "Before I got laid off, I never pictured a career in #white#.", | |
| "Bentley's® latest ultra-high-end luxury sedan comes complete with #white#, #white# and #white#.", | |
| "Bowing to years of pressure, the Washington Redskins have officially been renamed the Washington #white#.", | |
| "Coming soon from Pixar: \"#white#\".", | |
| "Dear Dan Savage, Please help. I am unable to achieve orgasm without #white#.", | |
| "Dear, your father and I found #white# and #white# in your bedroom. I'm shocked, and frankly just a little disappointed.", | |
| "During the lunch meeting, we were shocked to hear the boss reveal her obsession with #white#.", | |
| "Ever since \"the incident,\" every time I close my eyes, I still see #white#.", | |
| "Experts say that without careful management and conservation, #white# will disappear within our liefetimes.", | |
| "From the people who brough you Sharktopus and Sharknado, Syfy's® next horror film combines sharks with #white#.", | |
| "From the producers of Shark Week... Coming this fall, #white# Week.", | |
| "Fuddruckers® is secretly testing a burger made with #white#.", | |
| "Gentleman, I'm sure you're wondering why I asked you here this evening. It's a long story, but it all began with #white#.", | |
| "Go-Go-Gadget, #white#!", | |
| "Good news, everyone! I'm giving a TED Talk on the subject of how #white# will transform #white#.", | |
| "Having abandoned his pleas for a return to the gold standard, Ron Paul is now promoting a #white#-based economy.", | |
| "Hey man, you gonna come check out my shown tonight? My new band is called \"#white#.\".", | |
| "How did I get this restraining order?\n\n#white#", | |
| "How did I get through college?\n\n#white#", | |
| "How did I hurt my back?\n\n#white#", | |
| "How did I spend my inheritance?\n\n#white#", | |
| "How did my grandparents make it through the Great Depression?\n\n#white#", | |
| "I am #white#. I speak for #white#.", | |
| "I am become #white#, the destroyer of worlds.", | |
| "I do declare, in times of distress I have always relied on #white#.", | |
| "I do wish the newspapers hadn't mentioned #white# in grandpa's obituary.", | |
| "I don't care what people say, #white# is not a crime.", | |
| "I got some strange looks in the checkout line when the cashier noticed #white#, #white# and #white# in my cart.", | |
| "I have this recurring dream where I'm #white#, and I'm giving #white# to #white#.", | |
| "I have to admit... it took me a while to agree to it, but incorporating #white# into our wedding ceremony is a decision I will never regret.", | |
| "I quit my job as a bartender the night some jackass left me #white# as a tip.", | |
| "I think I need to take Fluffums to puppy training: he has this terrible habit of #white#.", | |
| "I was once sent to the HR department for an incident involving #white#, #white#, and (allegedly) #white#.", | |
| "I wish it were something simple — like peanuts or shellfish — but my doctor tells me I'm actually allergic to #white#.", | |
| "I'm gonna go build my own theme park! With #white#! And #white#!", | |
| "I'm so hungry I could eat #white#.", | |
| "I've designed a spaceship powered by the energy released when you combine_ and #white#.", | |
| "If God didn't want us to enjoy #white#, he wouldn't have given us #white#.", | |
| "If laughter is the best medicine, the second best is #white#.", | |
| "If people wouldn't be so quick to judge, I would give #white# to the person on my left in a heartbeat.", | |
| "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with #white#.", | |
| "If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on #white# — forever.", | |
| "In a groundbreaking experiment, #white# has given birth to #white#.", | |
| "In a move that has Hollywood insiders baffled, the producers of American Idol have decided to replace host Ryan Seacrest with #white#.", | |
| "In a new novel by Nicholas Sparks, a young girl tragically falls in love with #white#.", | |
| "In his final interview, Robin Williams discussed his private battle with #white#.", | |
| "In my opinion, #white# is grounds for justifiable homicide.", | |
| "In Valhalla, it is said that all brave warriors are given #white#.", | |
| "It took seven years in a remote Tibetan monastery, but I finally learned the art of #white#.", | |
| "Like Midas reborn, everything she touches turns to #white#.", | |
| "Michelle Obama outraged conservatives when she implied that #white# maybe wasn't such a bad thing.", | |
| "My psychic warns that my future is filled with #white#.", | |
| "My tour of the White House radically escalated when Secret Service caught a glimpse of #white# in my bag.", | |
| "Netflix's® new original series is a sitcom based around #white# and #white#.", | |
| "Now that he has retired, Pope Benedict can finally devote time to his true passion: #white#.", | |
| "Oh my God! They killed #white#! You bastards!", | |
| "Oh, so you think you're too good for us now, little \"Miss #white#!\".", | |
| "Old Willy used to be just like you or me, before #white# got ahold of him.", | |
| "Ooooooohh yeah, baby you know what I like. Gimmie #white#.", | |
| "PornHub.com's single most popular video features #white# and #white#.", | |
| "Rumor is, Kim Jong-un is executing prisoners with #white#.", | |
| "Scientists have discovered the true cause of autism: #white#.", | |
| "So then he says, \"If you want to make this relationship work, you need to give up #white# and #white#.\" As. If.", | |
| "Sweet, I just got a Groupon for #white#.", | |
| "Thank you Mario! But #white# is in another castle!", | |
| "Thanks to #white#, I now have a crippling fear of #white#.", | |
| "The best part of waking up is #white#.", | |
| "The last three items on my \"bucket list\":.\n\n#white#", | |
| "The night before a blizzard, always stock up on #white# and #white#.", | |
| "The NSA wants to talk to me about an email I sent out containing these key phrases:.\n\n#white#", | |
| "The restaurant was nice, but I was surprised to see #white# on the menu.", | |
| "The road to hell is paved with #white#.", | |
| "There's a new anime about four magical high school students and their adventures with #white#.", | |
| "This bottle of 1961 Château Cheval Blanc has notes of #white# and #white#.", | |
| "This film has been rated \"NC-17\" for graphic depictions of #white# and #white#.", | |
| "Three bullet points from my OKCupid® profile: #white#, #white#, and most importantly, #white#.", | |
| "Today, Amazon.com® received a patent on #white#.", | |
| "Tonight on \"My Super Sweet 16,\" Stephani's parents give her #white#.", | |
| "Tonight on \"Supernatural,\" Sam and Dean are forced to confront #white# using only #white#.", | |
| "Topping this week's non-fiction best-sellers: \"#white# : the art of living with #white#.\".", | |
| "Ultimate Deathmatch: #white# vs. #white#.", | |
| "Utah is considering the legalization of #white#.", | |
| "WANTED: a clean, well-lit place for #white#.", | |
| "What exactly is up my ass?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What really gave Superman his powers?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What do I have rotting away in a storage unit?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What do we want? #white#!\n\nWhen do we want it? Now!", | |
| "What made me this way?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What should I be for Halloween?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What was one of the rejected flavors for Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans™?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What will they carve on my tombstone?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What's my safe word?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What's this town's best-kept secret?\n\n#white#", | |
| "When I'm dating somebody, I can overlook #white# and #white#, but #white# is a deal-breaker.", | |
| "When I've serious fucked up and need to make amends, what can I give my significant other to show them I am truly remorseful?\n\n#white#", | |
| "When you play the Game Of #white#, you win or you die.", | |
| "While officially still frowned on, #white# is now permitted in the U.S. armed forces.", | |
| "Who will be first against the wall when the revolution comes?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Who's really to blame?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Who's got #white#, #white#, and two thumbs? This guy!", | |
| "Why won't anyone sit with me?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Why won't they let me in Chuck E. Cheese's® anymore?\n\n#white#", | |
| "William Shatner's shocking new autobiography is titled \"#white#: The Final Frontier.\".", | |
| "Yea, though I walk through the valley of #white#, I will fear no #white#.", | |
| "Yes, it is I, the world's most dangerous supervillain: Baron Von #white#!", | |
| "You got your #white# in my #white#!", | |
| "You have my sword. \"And you have my bow.\" \"And my #white#!\".", | |
| "You people are sick! There's nothing funny about #white#.", | |
| "And in the end, the dragon was not evil; he just wanted #white#.", | |
| "Critics are raving about HBO's new Game of Thrones spin-off, \"#white# of #white#.\".", | |
| "Having tired of poetry and music, the immortal elves now fill their days with #white#.", | |
| "Legend tells of a princess who has been asleep for a thousand years and can only be awoken by #white#.", | |
| "Who blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Your father was a powerful wizard, Harry. Before he died, he left you something very precious: #white#.", | |
| "I'm Bobby Flay, and if you can't stand #white#, get out of the kitchen!", | |
| "It's not delivery. It's #white#.", | |
| "Aw babe, your burps smell like #white#!", | |
| "Don't miss Rachel Ray's hit new show, Cooking with #white#.", | |
| "Excuse me, waiter. Could take this back? This soup tastes like #white#.", | |
| "Now on Netflix: Jiro Dreams of #white#.", | |
| "If Ned Stark had #white#, he never would have #white#.", | |
| "Brace yourselves, #white# is coming.", | |
| "In exchange for his sister, Viserys was given #white#.", | |
| "Despite his best efforts, King Robert filled his reign with #white#.", | |
| "#white# was proclaimed the true king of the Seven Kingdoms.", | |
| "In #white#, you win or you lose.", | |
| "Because of #white#, Danerys was called #white# by everyone.", | |
| "I will take what is mine with #white# and #white#.", | |
| "There is no word for #white# in Dothraki.", | |
| "In the next Game of Thrones book, George R. R. Martin said #white# will #white#.", | |
| "All hail #white#! King of #white#!", | |
| "A Lannister always pays #white#.", | |
| "First lesson, stick them with #white#.", | |
| "In the name of #white#, first of his #white#.", | |
| "The things I do for #white#.", | |
| "Hodor only ever says #white#.", | |
| "The next Game of Thrones book will be titled #white# of #white#.", | |
| "A Dothraki wedding without #white# is considered a dull affair.", | |
| "After I was caught #white#, I was forced to join the Night's Watch.", | |
| "A man without #white# is a man without power.", | |
| "#white# be all like #white#.", | |
| "Art isn't just a painting in a stuffy museum. Art is alive. Art is #white#.", | |
| "As reparations for slavery, all African Americans will receive #white#.", | |
| "As Teddy Roosevelt said, the four manly virtues are honor, temperance, industry, and #white#.", | |
| "Best you go back where you came from, now. We don't take too kindly to #white# in these parts.", | |
| "CNN breaking news! Scientists discover #white#.", | |
| "Coming to Red Lobster® this month, #white#.", | |
| "Congratulations! You have been selected for our summer internship program. While we are unable to offer a salary, we can offer you #white#.", | |
| "Dance like there's nobody watching, love like you'll never be hurt, and live like you're #white#.", | |
| "Errbody in the club #white#.", | |
| "Feeling so grateful! #amazing #mylife ##white#.", | |
| "Girls just wanna have #white#.", | |
| "Google Calendar alert: #white# in 10 minutes.", | |
| "I don't believe in God. I believe in #white#.", | |
| "I got rhythm, I've got music, I've got #white#. Who could ask for anything more?", | |
| "I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like #white#.", | |
| "I tell you, it was a non-stop fuckfest. When it was over, my asshole looked like #white#.", | |
| "I'll take the BBQ bacon burger with friend egg and fuck it how about #white#.", | |
| "I'm sorry, sir, but your insurance plan doesn't cover injuries caused by #white#.", | |
| "I've had a horrible vision, father. I saw mountains crumbling, stars falling from the sky. I saw #white#.", | |
| "If at first you don't succeed, try #white#.", | |
| "In the 1950s, psychologists prescribed #white# as a cure for homosexually.", | |
| "LSD + #white# = really bad time.", | |
| "\"Mom's to-do list:\n- Buy Groceries.\n- Clean up #white#.\n- Soccer Practice.\".", | |
| "Most Americans would not vote for a candidate who is openly #white#.", | |
| "No, no, no, no, no, no, NO! I will NOT let #white# ruin this wedding.", | |
| "Oh no! Siri, how do I fix #white#?", | |
| "One more thing. Watch out for Big Mike. They say he killed a man with #white#.", | |
| "Ooo, daddy like #white#.", | |
| "Poor Brandon, still living in his parent's basement. I heard he never got over #white#.", | |
| "Run, run, as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm #white#!", | |
| "She's a lady in the streets, #white# in the sheets.", | |
| "She's just one of the guys, you know? She likes beer, and football, and #white#.", | |
| "Son, take it from someone who's been around the block a few times. Nothin' puts her in the mood like #white#.", | |
| "Summer lovin', had me a blast. #white#, happened so fast.", | |
| "\"The top Google auto-complete results for \"Barack Obama\":.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Then the princess kissed the frog, and all of a sudden the frog was #white#!", | |
| "There is no God. It's just #white# and then you die.", | |
| "This Friday at the Liquid Lunge, it's #white# Night! Ladies drink free.", | |
| "We do not shake with our left hands in this country. That is the hand we use for #white#.", | |
| "Well if #white# is a crime, then lock me up!", | |
| "Well, shit. My eyes ain't so good, but I'll eat my own boot if that ain't #white#!", | |
| "What are all those whales singing about?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What sucks balls?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What totally destroyed my asshole?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What turned me into a Republican?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What will end racism once and for all?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What's a total waste of Hillary Clinton's time?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What's about to take dance floor to the next level?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What's the gayest?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What's the most problematic?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Why am I laughing and crying and taking off my clothes?\n\n#white#", | |
| "With a one-time gift of just $10, you can save this child from #white#.", | |
| "You know who else liked #white#? Hitler.", | |
| "You won't believe what's in my pussy. It's #white#.", | |
| "/r/ #white#.", | |
| "The Ada Initiative is now attacking #white#.", | |
| "Not another #white# in the hotel elevator!", | |
| "Closing Ceremonies drinking game: Every time #white# is mentioned... DRINK!", | |
| "In a Congressional hearing, US CYBERCOM commander Gen. Alexander claimed the latest data breach was due to #white#.", | |
| "The Maker Faire was unexpectedly interrupted by #white#.", | |
| "Do you even #white#?", | |
| "Come to the dark side, we have #white#.", | |
| "Y U NO #white#!!!!!", | |
| "While alone in the server room I #white#.", | |
| "When I get drunk I am an expert on #white#.", | |
| "Well, guess what? I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more #white#.", | |
| "We should take #white# and push it #white#.", | |
| "We decided to #white# to raise money for the EFF.", | |
| "TSA wouldn't allow me through because of my #white#.", | |
| "Tonight's Final Hacker Jeopardy category will be #white#!", | |
| "Today's PaulDotCom podcast featured #white#.", | |
| "These are not the #white# you are looking for.", | |
| "The snozberries taste like #white#.", | |
| "The only winning move is to #white#.", | |
| "The next cyber war will feature #white#.", | |
| "The best part of Alexis Park was all the #white#.", | |
| "So long and thanks for all the #white#.", | |
| "Security through obscurity is better than #white#.", | |
| "Rule 34 #white#.", | |
| "Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, #white#.", | |
| "Our most powerful weapon for the Zombie Apocalypse will be #white#.", | |
| "Only half of programming is coding. The other 90% is #white#.", | |
| "One does not simply #white#.", | |
| "On the Internet, no one can tell you're #white#.", | |
| "Occupy #white#.", | |
| "Next year's scavenger hunt is rumored to include finding a #white# with a #white#.", | |
| "Next time we meet we should #white#.", | |
| "My extremely large #white# is what makes me better than you.", | |
| "My #white# brings all the #white# to the yard.", | |
| "Most hackers smell like #white#.", | |
| "Las Vegas is best known for #white#.", | |
| "Keep calm and #white#.", | |
| "It's dangerous to go alone. Take #white#.", | |
| "It smells like #white# in this room.", | |
| "In a shocking move Archive.org decided to NOT back up #white#.", | |
| "I'mma let you finish but #white# is the best #white# of all time.", | |
| "I'm fucking tired of hearing about #white#.", | |
| "I would be doing more with my life, except for this #white# in the way.", | |
| "I work 80 hours a week and still can't afford a #white#.", | |
| "I used to be a hacker like you, until I took a(n) #white# to the knee.", | |
| "I use #white# to secure all of my personal data.", | |
| "I spotted the fed and all I got was #white#.", | |
| "I look like a geeky hacker, but I don't know anything about #white#.", | |
| "I have the biggest #white#, ever!", | |
| "I find your lack of #white# disturbing.", | |
| "I can't believe they rejected my talk on #white#.", | |
| "I can haz #white#.", | |
| "HOLY #white# BATMAN!!", | |
| "High Tech start-up company combines #white# with #white#.", | |
| "Go home #white#, you're drunk.", | |
| "Go-Go-Gadget, #white#!", | |
| "Drink all the #white#. Hack all the #white#.", | |
| "Def Con Kids will now focus on teaching young hackers #white#.", | |
| "Confession Bear Says: #white#.", | |
| "But does #white# run NetBSD?", | |
| "Am I the only one around here who #white#.", | |
| "All I did was #white# but someone gave me a red card.", | |
| "35% of all hackers have to deal with #white#.", | |
| "#white#. There's an app for that.", | |
| "#white#. This is why I can't have nice things!", | |
| "#white#: You keep using that term. I do not think it means what you think it means.", | |
| "#white# is now outsourced to call centers in India.", | |
| "#white# shot first.", | |
| "#white# Killed the barrel roll.", | |
| "#white# A'int Nobody Got Time For Dat!!", | |
| "#white# Put a bird on it!", | |
| "#white# makes me puke rainbows.", | |
| "#white# is also monitored by Prism.", | |
| "#white# is what keeps us together.", | |
| "#white# is a better replacement for crypto.", | |
| "#white# riding a Segway.", | |
| "One day, over my fireplace, I'm going to have a massive painting of #white#. You know, to remind me where I came from.", | |
| "When you go to the polls on Tuesday, remember: a vote for me is a vote for #white#.", | |
| "As reparations for slavery, all African Americans will receive #white#.", | |
| "Senator, I trust you enjoyed #white# last night. Now, can I count on your vote?", | |
| "A wise man said, \"Everything is about sex. Except sex. Sex is about #white#.\".", | |
| "Our relationship is strictly professional. Let's not complicate things with #white#.", | |
| "Corruption. Betrayal. #white#. Coming soon to Netflix, \"House of #white#.\".", | |
| "Because you enjoyed #white#, we thought you'd like #white#.", | |
| "I can't believe Netflix is using #white# to promote House of Cards.", | |
| "We're not like other news organizations. Here at Slugline, we welcome #white# in the office.", | |
| "I'm not going to lie. I despise #white#. There, I said it.", | |
| "Cancel all my meetings. We've got a situation with #white# that requires my immediate attention.", | |
| "If you need him to, Remy Danton can pull some strings and get you #white#, but it'll cost you.", | |
| "I just met you and this is crazy, but here's #white#, so #white# maybe.", | |
| "It's only #white# if you get caught!", | |
| "#white#: The Next Generation.", | |
| "Terminator 4: #white#.", | |
| "Disney presents #white# on ice!", | |
| "#white#. The other white meat.", | |
| "A #white# a day keeps the #white# away.", | |
| "I'm sweating like a #white# at a #white#.", | |
| "I love the smell of #white# in the morning.", | |
| "You're not gonna believe this, but #white#.", | |
| "#white#. All the cool kids are doing it.", | |
| "So I was #white# in my cubicle at work, and suddenly #white#!", | |
| "Baskin Robbins just added a 32nd flavor: #white#!", | |
| "I can drive and #white# at the same time.", | |
| "#white# ain't nothin' to fuck wit'!", | |
| "What's the most common obstacle to consummating a marriage on one's wedding night?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What will the groom think of when he first sees the bride on their wedding day?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What was the happiest memory from the honeymoon?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What should every couple incorporate into their first dance?\n\n#white#", | |
| "In a marriage, whatever the question is, the answer is always #white#.", | |
| "First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes #white#.", | |
| "If you like it, then you should put #white# on it.", | |
| "What's a sure sign of a healthy marriage?\n\n#white#", | |
| "True love means #white#.", | |
| "She's not just my wife. She's also #white#.", | |
| "Consider including #white# in your vows.", | |
| "What's the #1 cause of wedding day jitters?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What the fuck is your problem?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What's the best way to spice up your marriage after years of monotony?\n\n#white#", | |
| "It's not #white# that puts strain on a relationship, it's #white#.", | |
| "Love is patient, love is kind. Love is #white#.", | |
| "Marriage is a lot of work, which mainly consists of #white#.", | |
| "Marriage: the end of #white# and the beginning of #white#.", | |
| "#white# doesn't count as cheating.", | |
| "What was your favorite wedding photo of?\n\n#white#", | |
| "#white#: grounds for divorce in all 50 states.", | |
| "Along with something borrowed and something blue, be sure to take #white# with you down the aisle.", | |
| "The only thing worse than #white# at a wedding is #white#.", | |
| "What's the secret to a long and happy marriage?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Nothing gets a wedding reception fired up like #white#.", | |
| "What will be the best thing about the couple's married sex life?\n\n#white#", | |
| "The first five years are the hardest. After that, it's all #white#.", | |
| "Make sure you have #white# and the rest will take care of itself.", | |
| "The first issue the couple tackles in marriage counseling will be #white#.", | |
| "Nothing says \"fulfilling life-long commitment\" like #white#.", | |
| "It's trendy to include #white# in your wedding these days.", | |
| "Every wedding toast should include at least one mention of #white#.", | |
| "What's the only thing sexier than confidence?\n\n#white#", | |
| "The word \"husband\" comes from the Latin word for #white#.", | |
| "Between the champagne toast and the cake-cutting, there was #white#.", | |
| "#white#. A sure-fire cure for the seven-year itch.", | |
| "#white#. A wedding gift you'll cherish forever.", | |
| "In a committed adult relationship, #white# goes a long way.", | |
| "Studies show that married people are much more likely than single people to have #white#.", | |
| "What unique detail did the bride's dress include?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Being married means having the freedom to embrace #white#.", | |
| "The wedding cake was shaped like #white#.", | |
| "What's the groom hiding in his underwear?\n\n#white#", | |
| "The ceremony ended with #white#.", | |
| "The couple has a wonderful life filled with #white# ahead of them.", | |
| "There's nothing more romantic than #white#.", | |
| "A healthy long-term sex life is built on #white#.", | |
| "What's the couple's favorite shared hobby?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Instead of a garter toss, try #white#.", | |
| "How did you celebrate your first anniversary?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What saved your marriage?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Their first fight as a married couple was about #white#.", | |
| "The proposal featured #white#.", | |
| "What's a favorite pastime of the family you're marrying into?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What did the rehearsal dinner taste like?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Daddy, why is Mommy crying?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Between love and madness lies #white#.", | |
| "Instead of chess, the Grim Reaper now gambles for your soul with a game of #white#.", | |
| "My father gave his life fighting to protect #white# from #white#.", | |
| "Why is my throat sore?\n\n#white#", | |
| "#white# sparked a city-wide riot that only ended with #white#.", | |
| "I'm very sorry Mrs. Smith, but Little Billy has tested positive for #white#.", | |
| "Instead of beating them, Chris Brown now does #white# to women.", | |
| "Instead of cutting, trendy young emo girls now engage in #white#.", | |
| "The definition of rock bottom is gambling away #white#.", | |
| "The Mayan prophecies really heralded the coming of #white# in 2012.", | |
| "The next US election will be fought on the key issues of #white# against #white#.", | |
| "When I was 10 I wrote to Santa wishing for #white#.", | |
| "Where or How I met my last signifigant other: #white#.", | |
| "#white#, Never leave home without it.", | |
| "#white#. This is my fetish.", | |
| "David Icke's newest conspiracy theory states that #white# caused #white#.", | |
| "I did #white# so you don't have to!", | |
| "I need your clothes, your bike, and #white#.", | |
| "In a new Cold War retro movie, the red menace tries to conquer the world through the cunning use of #white#.", | |
| "In college, our lecturer made us write a report comparing #white# to #white#.", | |
| "In The Hangover part 3, those four guys have to deal with #white#, #white#, and #white#.", | |
| "My zombie survival kit includes food, water, and #white#.", | |
| "The way to a man's heart is through #white#.", | |
| "What was the theme of my second wedding?\n\n#white#", | |
| "What's the newest Japanese craze to head West?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Everybody loves #white#.", | |
| "I can only express myself through #white#.", | |
| "My new porn DVD was completely ruined by the inclusion of #white#.", | |
| "My three wishes will be for #white#, #white#, and #white#.", | |
| "The latest horrifying school shooting was inspired by #white#.", | |
| "I got fired because of my not-so-secret obsession over #white#.", | |
| "My new favourite sexual position is #white#.", | |
| "I'm Bobby Flay, and if you can't stand #white#, get out of the kitchen!", | |
| "\"It's not delivery.\nIt's #white#.\".", | |
| "Aw babe, your burps smell like #white#!", | |
| "Don't miss Rachel Ray's hit new show, Cooking with #white#.", | |
| "Excuse me, waiter. Could take this back? This soup tastes like #white#.", | |
| "Now on Netflix: Jiro Dreams of #white#.", | |
| "You have been waylaid by #white# and must defend yourself.", | |
| "I have an idea even better than Kickstarter, and it's called _starter.", | |
| "Action stations! Action stations! Set condition one throughout the fleet and brace for #white#!", | |
| "In the final round of this year's Omegathon, Omeganauts must face off in a game of #white#.", | |
| "Press ↑ ↓ ← → B to unleash #white#.", | |
| "I don't know exactly how I got the PAX plague, but I suspect it had something to do with #white#.", | |
| "(Heavy breathing)\nLuke, I am #white#.", | |
| "You think you have defeated me? Well, let's see how you handle #white#!", | |
| "What the hell?! They added a 6/6 with flying, trample, and #white#.", | |
| "#white# is way better in #white# mode.", | |
| "Unfortunately, Neo, no one can be told what #white# is. You have to see it for yourself.", | |
| "Let me tell you about my new startup. It's basically #white#, but for #white#.", | |
| "#white# was totally worth the trauma.", | |
| "The most controversial game at PAX this year is an 8-bit indie platformer about #white#.", | |
| "What made Spock cry?\n\n#white#", | |
| "In the new DLC for Mass Effect, Shepard must save the galaxy from #white#.", | |
| "No Enforcer wants to manage the panel on #white#.", | |
| "#white#: Achievement unlocked.", | |
| "There was a riot at the Gearbox panel when they gave the attendees #white#.", | |
| "What's the latest bullshit that's troubling this quaint fantasy town?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Buzzfeed presents: 10 pictures of #white# that look like #white#.", | |
| "During my first game of D&D, I accidentally summoned #white#.", | |
| "Bob Ross's little-known first show was called \"The Joy of #white#.\".", | |
| "Like #white#, State Farm is there.", | |
| "The Discovery Channel presents: #white# week.", | |
| "Can a woman really have it all? A career and #white#?", | |
| "My body, my voice! #white#, my choice!", | |
| "My vagina's angry. My vagina's furious and needs to talk. It needs to talk about #white#.", | |
| "New from Mattel, it's #white# Barbie!", | |
| "Tampax: don't let your period ruin #white#.", | |
| "What gets me wet?\n\n#white#", | |
| "You can't wait forever. It's time to talk to your doctor about #white#.", | |
| "The Westboro Baptist Church is now picketing soldiers' funerals with signs that read 'GOD HATES #white#.'.", | |
| "What are two cards in your hand that you want to get rid of?\n\n#white#", | |
| "The elders of the Ibo tribe of Nigeria recommend #white# as a cure for impotence.", | |
| "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare for #white#.", | |
| "From WBEZ Chicago, it's This American Life. Today on our program, #white#. Stay with us.", | |
| "What do you see?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Sir, we found you passed out naked on the side of the road. What's the last thing you remember?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Astronomers have discovered that the universe consists of 5% ordinary matter, 25% dark matter, and 70% #white#.", | |
| "BowWOW! is the first pet hotel in LA that offers #white# for dogs.", | |
| "Hey, whatever happened to Renee Zellweger?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Housekeeping! You want #white#?", | |
| "In bourgeois society, capital is independent and has individuality, while the living person is #white#.", | |
| "Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want #white#.", | |
| "What's wrong with these gorillas?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Why did the chicken cross the road?\n\n#white#", | |
| "You say tomato, I say #white#.", | |
| "America is hungry. America needs #white#.", | |
| "In line with our predictions, we find a robust correlation between #white# and #white# (p>.05).", | |
| "In what's being hailed as a major breakthrough, scientists have synthesized #white# in the lab.", | |
| "A study published in Nature this week found that #white# is good for you in small doses.", | |
| "In an attempt to recreate conditions just after the Big Bang, physicists at the LHC are observing collisions between #white# and #white#.", | |
| "What really killed the dinosaurs?\n\n#white#", | |
| "Hey there, Young Scientists! Put on your labcoats and strap on your safety goggles, because today we're learning about #white#!", | |
| "Today on MythBusters, we found out how long #white# can withstand #white#.", | |
| "Donald Trump has nominated #white# for his VP.", | |
| "In 2019, Donald Trump eliminated our national parks to make room for #white#.", | |
| "Donald Trump's first act as president was to outlaw #white#.", | |
| "Trump's great! Trump's got #white#. I love that.", | |
| "According to Arizona's stand-your-ground law, you're allowed to shoot someone if they're #white#.", | |
| "It's 3AM. The red phone rings. It's #white#. Who do you want answering?", | |
| "Everyone staring at you because you're #white#.", | |
| "Hold up I gotta deal with #white#, then l'mma a smoke this.", | |
| "Instead of playing a card this round, everyone must stare the Card Czar while making a sound you'd make after tasting something delicious.\n\n#white#", | |
| "Okay here's the pitch. James Franco and Seth Rogen are trying to score some weed, and then, #white# happens.", | |
| "You know what's, like, really funny when you think about it? #white#.", | |
| "\n\n#white#", | |
| "Don't worry, Penny! Go Go Gadget #white#!", | |
| "I need you like #white# needs #white#.", | |
| "I'm just gonna stay in tonight. You know, Netflix and #white#.", | |
| "Nothing says \"I love you\" like #white#.", | |
| "Such #white#. Very #white#. Wow.", | |
| "This app is basically Tinder, but for #white#.", | |
| "TRIGGER WARNING: #white#.", | |
| "What did I nickname my genitals?\n\n#white#", | |
| "You guys, you can buy #white# on the dark web.", | |
| "After blacking out during New Year's Eve, I was awoken by #white#.", | |
| "This holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome his fear of #white# to save Christmas.", | |
| "Jesus is #white#.", | |
| "Every Christmas, my uncle gets drunk and tells the story about #white#.", | |
| "What keeps me warm during the cold, cold winter?\n\n#white#", | |
| "On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: three French hens, two turtle doves, and #white#.", | |
| "Wake up, America. Christmas is under attack by secular liberals and their #white#.", | |
| "Here's what you can expect for the new year.\nOut: #white#.\nIn: #white#.", | |
| "Revealed:\nWhy He Really Resigned!\nPope Benedict's Secret Struggle with #white#!", | |
| "GREETINGS HUMANS\n\nI AM #white# BOT\n\nEXECUTING PROGRAM.", | |
| "Kids these days with their iPods and their Internet. In my day, all we needed to pass the time was #white#.", | |
| "Because they are forbidden from masturbating, Mormons channel their repressed sexual energy into #white#.", | |
| "Blessed are you, Lord our God, creator of the universe, who has granted us #white#.", | |
| "But wait, there's more! If you order #white# in the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in #white# absolutely free!", | |
| "What's the one thing that makes an elf instantly ejaculate?\n\n#white#", | |
| "I really hope my grandmother doesn't ask me to explain #white# again." | |
| ], | |
| "subtext": [ | |
| "The perfect start to a bad hair day.", | |
| "Also known as \"la fiesta brava\" (the brave festival). A whole lot of bull..", | |
| "\"Hey, it was an accident!\".", | |
| "No charge for the cockroaches.", | |
| "Where you'll find something the cat dragged in.", | |
| "When eleven just won't do.", | |
| "\"Whaddya mean, there's no spare?\".", | |
| "\"When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore!\" -Dean Martin.", | |
| "Maybe if people would STOP building their dream homes on ancient burial grounds ...", | |
| "\"Fools rush in where angels fear to tread\" -Alexander Pope.", | |
| "America's top honeymoon spots are Hawaii, Niagara Falls, Las Vegas and Florida. You can get there by air, land, sea ... or shotgun.", | |
| "Steamy atmosphere ... bawdy humor ... sweaty bodies ... HEY! Sounds like Cable TV!", | |
| "\"Given strange eons, even death may die...\" -H.P. Lovecraft.", | |
| "A golf club best used on short shots or large opponents.", | |
| "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. -Franklin D. Roosevelt.", | |
| "Food fight!.", | |
| "\"But he who kisses the joy as it flies/ Lives in eternity's sunrise.\" -William Blake.", | |
| "The sun never set on the British Empire ... because God didn't trust the English in the dark.", | |
| "Your first high-rise apartment.", | |
| "One of the most honest places around. Honest ...", | |
| "1809-65, 16th U.S. president, led the Union to victory in the American Civil War and abolished slavery. Was assassinated for his efforts.", | |
| "1966- , American comedian, film star, and Saturday Night Live alumnus. Genius or goofball - you make the call.", | |
| "1889-1945, turned Germany into a militarized dictatorship, caused the slaughter of millions and launched World War II.", | |
| "Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome.", | |
| "Since when is a bag of peanuts considered a meal?", | |
| "1940- , Oscar winning American actor and star of \"The Godfather,\" \"Dog Day Afternoon\" and \"Scent Of A Woman.\" One very intense guy.", | |
| "1879-1955, German-born American physicist and Nobel laureate who created theories of relativity. Nice hair.", | |
| "1899-1980, British-born American director and producer of brilliant psychological thrillers. Right, mother? MOTHER!", | |
| "There was a blinding light -and she was gone!", | |
| "How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY! WE'RE SUING!", | |
| "\"A SCRATCH? Your arm's off!\" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail.", | |
| "Who put the bees in their bonnets?.", | |
| "1928-87, American painter and filmmaker, a leader of the pop art movement. Famous for slightly more than 15 minutes.", | |
| "1929-45, German Jewish girl who wrote in her diary about her family hiding from the Nazis. She died in a concentration camp.", | |
| "Home to the lowest temperature ever recorded on earth, -126.9 F.", | |
| "1937- , British actor starred in The Elephant Man, Howard's End, and, of course, The Silence Of The Lambs. Knighted in 1992.", | |
| "It's as American as ... as ... something ...", | |
| "More than 40 million metric tons are produced worldwide every year. How 'bout them apples?", | |
| "You got your Robbery, your Armed Robbery, your Strong Armed Robbery, and, of course, the five finger discount.", | |
| "Faster. FASTER!", | |
| "Like never-never land, you're never seen as an adult here.", | |
| "Mythological city where the folks had that sinking feeling.", | |
| "The Italian physicist Enrico Fermi succeeded in producing the first nuclear chain reaction in 1942, at the University of Chicago.", | |
| "\"Yesterday, December 7th, 1941, a date which will live in infamy ...\" -Franklin D. Roosevelt.", | |
| "Fictional British man of mystery. Yeah, bay-beee, yeah!", | |
| "Beware of dangerous temperatures, strange animals, and didgeridoos.", | |
| "1895-1948, American baseball legend, and one heck of a candy bar!", | |
| "Little bundles of joy ... and who needs sleep, anyway?", | |
| "Baby showers may bring flowers ...", | |
| "The latest American pop boy band. Which one do you think is the cutest?", | |
| "Bad dog, bad dog. What'cha gonna do?", | |
| "A shrill-toned musical instrument consisting of a leather bag and pipes. Also available in plaid.", | |
| "Add a little bacon, brown sugar and Beano!", | |
| "Hot potato, couch potato, potato head, twice baked, half-baked, ... whatever.", | |
| "An experience only surpassed by eating them.", | |
| "Known for their majestic appearance and powerful flight. In 1782, the bald eagle was chosen as the emblem of the United States.", | |
| "Beautiful, graceful dancers who are always on their toes.", | |
| "Capital of Thailand. Location: near the Gulf of Siam. Population: five million. Reputation: seedy.", | |
| "It'll be the debt of you.", | |
| "1931- , American television journalist and author. Voted one of the most important women of the century by \"Ladies Home Journal.\".", | |
| "Wire with sharp points, used for fences. Created havoc on the western frontier.", | |
| "We didn't want to bring that up ...", | |
| "Purple dinosaur. \"I love you, you love me, blah, blah, blah ... \".", | |
| "Fictional animated character. Don't have a cow, man!\".", | |
| "The haunt of Alfred Hitchcock's psycho, Norman Bates ... and mother, of course ...", | |
| "How does Batman's mother call him home? \"Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner - BATMAN!\".", | |
| "The little brown bat consumes as many as 600 mosquitoes in an hour. The vampire bat dines elsewhere ...", | |
| "Up for some \"Beach Blanket Bingo,\" Annette?", | |
| "Tiny plush collectibles to love and cherish. Don't take that tag off!", | |
| "A tale as old as time ... so Disney didn't have to pay royalties.", | |
| "\"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.\" - Benjamin Franklin.", | |
| "Just think of them as microbreweries.", | |
| "1770-1827, German composer, considered one of the greatest of the western world.", | |
| "Beats Brussels sprout.", | |
| "\"Love's like the measles, all the worse when it comes late.\" -Douglas Jerrold.", | |
| "Bell-bottoms and pea coats -who would have thought the Navy could be such a trendsetter?", | |
| "1965-, American actor, director, and funny guy of Reality Bites, There's Something About Mary, and Meet The Parents.", | |
| "1945 - Adolph Hitler's last stand. Bunker ... I mean -hunker down, soldier.", | |
| "A cosmological theory for the origin of the universe. An explosive idea!", | |
| "T w o a l l b e e f p a t t i e s s p e c i a l s a u c e l e t t u c e c h e e s e p i c k l e s o n i o n s o n a s e s a m e s e e d b u n .", | |
| "Legendary North American monster, a.k.a. Sasquatch or the Abominable Snowman.", | |
| "1946- , popular, yet embattled, 42nd president of the United States.", | |
| "1955-, chairman and chief software architect of Microsoft Corporation. A very rich guy.", | |
| "1950-, American actor and comedian. Star of Ghostbusters, Stripes, Groundhog Day, and Lost In Translation.", | |
| "Only 1,254 miles to Wall Drug ...", | |
| "\"There was a farmer, had a dog, and Bingo was his name-o ...\".", | |
| "A hobby that relies on a wing and a prayer.", | |
| "The gravitational field of a black hole is so strong that nothing, including light, can escape from its vicinity.", | |
| "Smooth, silky and sophisticated ... until you paint an Elvis on it.", | |
| "Extreme cold, strong winds, and a head snowfall. Also known as Canada.", | |
| "A healthy human body contains between five and six quarts of blood. Bloody right they do!", | |
| "Games have been played for thousands of years. Some games of Monopoly just SEEM that long.", | |
| "Over $1.6 billion is spent each year on antiperspirants in the United States. That stinks!", | |
| "YOU STUCK WHAT? WHERE?", | |
| "When you're too cheap to buy a surfboard.", | |
| "Sweets for the sweet ...", | |
| "Small drums played with the fingers. Used in Latin American and African music. The choice of American beat poets.", | |
| "How much are you willing to pay for something you can get for free?", | |
| "An ancient and honorable sport - not just for boys anymore ...", | |
| "International organization for boys and young men founded in England in 1908, to foster character, citizenship and outdoor life.", | |
| "\"My boyfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble.\" - The Angels.", | |
| "1963- , American actor and heart-throb.", | |
| "Hey, it ain't brain surgery ... oh ... wait a second ...", | |
| "Vital to human existence and mad scientists.", | |
| "1981-, American singer. From mouseketeer to international pop star.", | |
| "The New York theater district. \"They say the neon lights shine bright on Broadway.\" -Barry Mann.", | |
| "1955- , Diehard American action movie star who has moonlighted on TV. He also starred in Pulp Fiction, Armageddon and The Sixth Sense.", | |
| "Crack it, snap it, pop it, and blow it!", | |
| "\"Tiny bubbles, in the wine/ Tiny bubble make me feel fine ...\" -Don Ho.", | |
| "As in the cartoon \"The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle\" - the moose half of moose and squirrel.", | |
| "Your personal billboard!", | |
| "Another sport hanging on by a thread.", | |
| "If only we had the money, we could get a mortgage.", | |
| "From the French word caboche, meaning \"big head.\".", | |
| "Require little care and exhibit bizarre forms. As such, they are often mistaken for Survivalists.", | |
| "Sacramento is its capital, Los Angeles its largest city. Here we come.", | |
| "When you just have to get s'more nature.", | |
| "Federated country of North America. The Great White North - eh?", | |
| "How many Canadians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fifteen. Fourteen to chip it out of the ice, and one to screw it in.", | |
| "Fictional starship captain. \"Beam me up Scotty, there is no intelligent life on this planet!\" - bumper sticker, 1980s.", | |
| "Not including the Ford Pinto, of course.", | |
| "Blow it, buddy!", | |
| "1934-96, American astronomer and pioneer exobiologist. Touched many lives. Billions and billions of them.", | |
| "Step right up ...", | |
| "1904-86, British-born American actor known for his debonair manner. He can be found North by Northwest.", | |
| "The largest city in Morocco, and one heck of a good movie. \"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world...\".", | |
| "Slots and slots of fun.", | |
| "Kings, queens, knights in shining armor, and little square hamburgers.", | |
| "Stalactites, stalagmites. Which go up and which go down?", | |
| "1968-, Canadian singer whose heart will go on, and on ...", | |
| "Get off the phone or get off the road!", | |
| "1927-93, American labor leader who led the 1965 nationwide boycott of California grapes ... a bunch of sour grapes!", | |
| "Send this game to ten of your friends and good luck will follow. Honest!", | |
| "Gold or iron: name your shackles.", | |
| "\"Without a wish, without a will/ I stood upon that silent hill/ and stared into the sky ...\" - Ralph Hodgeson.", | |
| "The chameleon is a lizard that changes color when frightened -or is that a politician?", | |
| "How do you stop a rhino from charging? Take away its credit cards.", | |
| "A really tasty dish.", | |
| "1946- , American singer and actor, she makes aging look good.", | |
| "Third largest city in the United States. Our kind of town.", | |
| "Infectious disease usually contracted in childhood. Just don't scratch 'em!", | |
| "From incubator to rotisserie in 56 days! Run, chicken, run!", | |
| "Sure, they're related to us; but they don't write, and they NEVER call!", | |
| "The most populous country in the world. More than one-fifth of the world's total population lives within its borders.", | |
| "International travel, just around the corner.", | |
| "They sound angelic, but ...", | |
| "Long legs and high kicks!", | |
| "Another reason to give up smoking.", | |
| "Mind if I smoke?", | |
| "Marks the victory of the Mexican Army over the French at the Battle of Puebla, in 1862.", | |
| "1966- , American Supermodel. What dreams are made of.", | |
| "1901-60, American film actor, noted as a romantic lead. Frankly, my dear, he didn't give a damn.", | |
| "1840-1926, French painter, regarded as one of the leaders on the impressionist movement.", | |
| "It's YOUR turn!", | |
| "c. 69-30 BC, Queen of Egypt, noted for love affairs with Julius Caesar and Mark Antony, which came back to bite her in the asp.", | |
| "1930-, American film actor and director, past mayor of Carmel, California. Has earned fistfuls of dollars.", | |
| "They would be really funny if they weren't so darn scary.", | |
| "Alkaloid obtained from leaves of the coca plant and used as a local anesthetic and abused as a drug.", | |
| "Annoying insects that can survive a nuclear war. Fortunately, they can't survive the heel of your shoe.", | |
| "\"Put the lime in the coconut, and drank them both up.\" -Harry Nillson.", | |
| "The breakfast of champions.", | |
| "\"From each, according to their ability, to each according to their need.\" I need a new Ferrari.", | |
| "The daily grind. And we're not talking coffee.", | |
| "We didn't mean to shut down the entire government ...", | |
| "British mathematician Charles Babbage worked out the principles of the modern digital computer in the late 1800s.", | |
| "c. 551-479 BC, K'ung Fu-Tzu, Chinese philosopher and one of the most influential figures in Chinese history.", | |
| "Oh, that was just a coincidence!", | |
| "Hard hats -hard bodies.", | |
| "A grain native to the Americas, corn was a staple food for many centuries before corn holders were invented.", | |
| "In 1953, Chevrolet introduced the Corverre, the first mass-produced sports car with a fiberglass body. The perfect cure for a midlife crisis.", | |
| "\"I vant to suck your blood!\".", | |
| "Encompassing styles such as western swing, honky-tonk, bluegrass and rockabilly. Should mention a pickup truck and a dog named \"Bo.\".", | |
| "When dried, these \"cow chips\" are hurled discus-like over great distances. It's true.", | |
| "1849?-77, chief of the Oglala Sioux. A leader in the Native American resistance to the westward expansion on the United States.", | |
| "Eat it, it's good for you.", | |
| "I see a Green Apple card in your future.", | |
| "Island republic in the Caribbean, just south of Florida. Beans and rice never tasted so good.", | |
| "They seemed nice ...", | |
| "1866, Little Big Horn. Very big mistake.", | |
| "Dry skin on your scalp? Sounds a bit flaky.", | |
| "1947- , Prolific romance novelist. \"Suddenly, Stephanie spotted Lance on the beach ...\".", | |
| "1944- , American television, motion-picture actor, and director. Star of Taxi, Romancing The Stone, Twins, and Get Shorty.", | |
| "Don't go there!", | |
| "\"Luke ... (wheeze) .. I am ... (wheeze) ... your father ... and you don't write, you don't call ... NOTHING.\".", | |
| "First stage of the human mating ritual.", | |
| "1947- , American television entertainer and talk-show host. And ... the Number One reason to watch him (drum roll, please): TOP TEN LISTS!", | |
| "Soap operas, game shows, talk shows and reruns ... is this a great country or what?", | |
| "Arid, desolate and hellish region of California. Named by a survivor of an attempted 1849 crossing.", | |
| "Nooo! Nooooo! Not BAMBI'S MOTHER!", | |
| "1962-, American actor in St. Elmo's Fire, Ghost and GI Jane.", | |
| "Their symbol is the donkey, or ass. Insert your own joke here.", | |
| "1954- , American actor known for his powerful roles in such movies as Cry Freedom, Malcolm X, and Mississippi Masala.", | |
| "The Motor City is the world's foremost automobile manufacturing center, and the tenth largest city in the U.S.", | |
| "The hard fact: they are just highly refractive crystalline allotropes.", | |
| "Where you go to catch \"Saturday Night Fever.\".", | |
| "1492, Christopher Columbus discovered that America was discovered centuries before he arrived.", | |
| "You've just won the \"Apples to Apples(R) Grand Masters Tournament.\" Where're you gonna go?", | |
| "It's a trial separation that goes to trial.", | |
| "Over twenty years of education and they're still \"practicing\" medicine?", | |
| "You wash, I'll watch.", | |
| "1967- , American singer, songwriter, and actor. Known as much for her personal style as for her successful career.", | |
| "1928- , Controversial advocate of doctor-assisted suicide.", | |
| "1904-1991, Theodor Suess Geisel , the cat who came up with \"The Cat in the Hat.\".", | |
| "It was either that or hire someone to do my takes.", | |
| "All-purpose, ... all the time ...", | |
| "You've got JUNK mail!", | |
| "A waxy, yellowish substance that protects the ear from dust, bacteria, and from hearing things you don't want to hear.", | |
| "The Richter scale is named after the American seismologist Charles Richter. Did the earth move for you?", | |
| "Nocturnal insects with abdominal pincers. Nothing to do with ears or wigs.", | |
| "From New England to Florida. They're not like folks 'round here ...", | |
| "1961-, American comedian, actor, and producer. Best known for his work in 48 Hours, Beverly Hills Cop and on Saturday Night Live.", | |
| "1884-1962, first lady, social activist, author, lecturer, and U.S. representative to the United Nations.", | |
| "Slippery and slimy snakelike fishes that emit electrical charges. The shocking truth!", | |
| "The repulsive or attractive force between two stationary bodies. No problem unless one of those bodies is yours.", | |
| "The largest living land mammal, with two species: Indian and African. Not counting Dumbo, there are no American elephants.", | |
| "1932- , American actor, noted for her lush beauty, emotional performances and multiple husbands.", | |
| "1935-77, American singer and actor and the king of rock-and-roll. His death left the music world all shook up.", | |
| "1830-86, American poet, whose lyrics are psychologically astute treatments of love, death, and immortality. So there.", | |
| "1899-1961, American novelist and short-story writer, whose macho style is crisp, laconic and understated.", | |
| "The Old Country ... except to people who live there.", | |
| "To ceremoniously expel an evil spirit.", | |
| "Light-sensitive organ of vision in animals. See?", | |
| "\"What we call failure is not the falling down, but the staying down.\" -Mary Pickford.", | |
| "Just to remind you why you moved away in the first place ...", | |
| "Dad? Dad? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we? Huh? Dad?", | |
| "Often said but seldom understood.", | |
| "You want fries with that?", | |
| "Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of rocks?", | |
| "Political and social activists who support selected women's causes.", | |
| "Quit picking at that!", | |
| "1927-, Cuban revolutionary and Communist dictator since 1976. He earned a PhD in law in 1950.", | |
| "Emperor Augustus instituted a corps of fire-fighting \"watchmen\" in 24 B.C. Nero, on the other hand, fiddled while Rome burned.", | |
| "Some severe wildfires require more than 10,000 firefighters. And, wouldn't ya know it, some idiot parked in front of the hydrant!", | |
| "Includes firecrackers, Roman candles, and bottle rockets. It's all fun until someone loses an eye ... and a nose ... and an arm ...", | |
| "July 20, 1969. \"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.\" -Neil A. Armstrong.", | |
| "American television dolphin of the 1960's ... like Lassie, only wetter.", | |
| "... if you can\"t catch flies any OTHER way ...", | |
| "The reason why \"The Wizard Of Oz\" still gives us nightmares.", | |
| "\"Only YOU can prevent forest fires.\" The heat is on!", | |
| "American military post in Kentucky, containing the greater part of the gold reserve of the U.S. government.", | |
| "\"Independence Day\" in the United States. \"Thank Goodness We Got Rid of Them Day\" in Britain.", | |
| "1867-1959, pioneering American architect. Considered one of the greatest designers of the 20th century.", | |
| "1915-98, the greatest American pop singer of his generation, award winning film and television actor. Do-be do-be do, baby.", | |
| "No matter what they tell you, freckles won't grow together to form a great-looking tan.", | |
| "Express yourself!", | |
| "The perfect complement to an overpriced meal.", | |
| "String them along ...", | |
| "Resistance to the motion of a body in contact with another body ... any body will do.", | |
| "Hello ... my name is Jonathan, would you like to buy some fruit, magazines, candy bars, wreaths, pizzas ... ?", | |
| "\"He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead.\" - Anonymous.", | |
| "The characteristic covering of mammals and people with money.", | |
| "Lint ... Policemen ... Whatever ...", | |
| "Where excess bile is stored. Stored for what, we don't know.", | |
| "\"When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way...\" -West Side Story.", | |
| "1942- , American author and radio star. He shares the Midwest perspective with 2.6 million listeners each week on A Prairie Home Companion.", | |
| "1962- , American country music singer and songwriter. He's got friends in low places.", | |
| "Japanese women training in traditional singing, dancing, and entertaining. Of course, you would never recognize them without all that make-up.", | |
| "1885-1945, the commander of the American Third Army during World War II. -a.k.a. Olf Blood and Guts.", | |
| "What DO you get when you cross a monkey with a potato?", | |
| "1946- , 43rd president of the United States. The second time ever that the son of a former president was elected to the office.", | |
| "1732-99, First President of the United States. He chopped down a cherry tree to make false teeth, or something like that ...", | |
| "1887-1986, American abstract painter known for her still life compositions. Her skull paintings prove that beauty is more than skin deep.", | |
| "Hmmmm ... nice.", | |
| "Population unknown.", | |
| "Nonmaterial embodiments or the essence of organisms (mostly human beings). Quite spirited.", | |
| "Going fishing for giant squid? Nautilus I have to ...", | |
| "The largest, and only poisonous lizard found in the United States.", | |
| "An Asiatic tree, Gingko biloba, known for its fan shaped leaves. We can't remember what it's good for.", | |
| "Common name for plants of the ginseng family, source of a stimulant and a supposed aphrodisiac.", | |
| "I'll take six boxes of Thin Mints and three of the ... you know, the kind with the peanut butter.", | |
| "Girlfriend - let's talk!", | |
| "\"One may give without loving; but none can love without giving.\" -Anonymous.", | |
| "It'll be a cold day when we see THEM again ...", | |
| "If you're going to be late, take a box of donuts.", | |
| "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?", | |
| "Weddings, funerals, bazaars, and bingo!", | |
| "\"Grandmother, what big teeth you have!\" -Little Red Riding Hood.", | |
| "Secondary education? It's elementary.", | |
| "This won't hurt a bit ...", | |
| "No pain, no gain.", | |
| "The more, the better.", | |
| "The pet, the carnival prize, or the snack cracker.", | |
| "... which is almost as impressive as hail-sized golf balls ...", | |
| "1929-82, Princess of Monaco and American film star of Dial M for Murder, Rear Window, and To Catch a Thief. Always chic, always elegant.", | |
| "Art in a can. We\"re drawn to it.", | |
| "Hula loves you, baby?", | |
| "Famous for their bodies of work.", | |
| "In 1684, the law of gravitation was formulated by English physicist Sir Isaac Newton, who recognized the gravity of the situation.", | |
| "International organization dedicated to preserving the Earth's natural resources, and its diverse plant and animal life.", | |
| "\"I am a Physical Education Teacher. Call me a gym teacher again and you can drop and give me ten!\".", | |
| "Oh, it looks so natural ...", | |
| "Cough it up, kitty ...", | |
| "October 31, the eve of All Saints' Day, celebrated with costumes, treats, and scary stuff. Not just for kids any more!", | |
| "Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades!", | |
| "\"You have the right to remain silent...\".", | |
| "Source of a never-ending controversy as to how to get them out of the hands of the bad guys and into the hands of the good guys.", | |
| "We've fingered the cause of the pain.", | |
| "\"Rock-a-bye baby, on the tree top ...\" Who would put a kid on a tree top?", | |
| "What a cutup! A real stitch.", | |
| "The eight islands that make up America's 50th state entered the Union on August 21, 1959.", | |
| "1880-1968, American author and lecturer who overcame deafness and blindness with the help of her companion, Anne Sullivan.", | |
| "How do you, hic, get em? How do you, hic, get rid of \"em?", | |
| "The whole ten yards!", | |
| "See also: \"root canal, as fun as ...\".", | |
| "1947- , New York Senator, lawyer, and former American First Lady.", | |
| "1945 - \"I am become death, the destroyer of worlds\" - J. Robert Oppenheimer, on the detonation of the first atmoic bomb.", | |
| "Heath Maintenance Organizations. Here's to your health ...", | |
| "Did you hear about the big fight last night? All of a sudden, a hockey game broke out!", | |
| "Motion picture and television industry center of the world. Hooray for Hollywood!", | |
| "In the United States, nearly three-quarters of the help for the homeless comes from the private sector, mostly from church soup kitchens.", | |
| "Fictional cartoon character created by Matt Groening. D'oh!", | |
| "Something to do during comercials.", | |
| "\"Hey! Kids! Get outta my yard!\".", | |
| "WHOAAA!!!", | |
| "There's no better way to serve it.", | |
| "How many visitors does it take to drive you crazy? Go on -take a guest!", | |
| "Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don't know the words ... ... da-dum, dum!", | |
| "1899-1957, American film actor, starred in such classics as The Maltese Falcon and Casablanca. \"Here's looking at you kid.\".", | |
| "May reach 300 to 500 feet above the oceans's surface. Ask the captain of the Titanic about the 90 percent that's UNDER water.", | |
| "A deep, prolonged state of unconsciousness ... sometimes you just feel that way.", | |
| "Incense is better than no sense at all.", | |
| "The world's seventh largest country by area, but the second most populous, with one billion people.", | |
| "Fictional archeologist and action hero. Proof that a good hat and a whip can take you a long way.", | |
| "The first Industrial Revolution occurred in Great Britain at the end of the 1700s. The second came with the invention of the \"Clapper.\".", | |
| "One of these days, one of them may even say something informative.", | |
| "Consisting mostly of hydrogen, the temperature reaches almost 16,000,000 K (about 29,000,000 F).", | |
| "They think they're so smart.", | |
| "Island of the British Isles, west of Great Britain. Known for its distinctive traditional dance and music.", | |
| "Located on the Mediterranean, the state of Israel was reated by a 1948 U.N. mandate.", | |
| "European Republic, shaped like a boot - a very fashionable boot.", | |
| "1937- , American motion-picture actor of \"Chinatown,\" \"Terms Of Endearment\" and \"The Shining.\" He's as good as it gets!", | |
| "Accused of murdering six women in 1888, and suspected in other murders. Still at large.", | |
| "1954-, actor, director, martial artist. Screen name, Sing Lung, means \"Becoming the Dragon.\" That's \"MISTER Becoming the Dragon\" to you!", | |
| "1910-97, French naval officer, marine explorer, and author. Best known as a documentary filmmaker.", | |
| "Third largest island of the Greater Antilles, south of Cuba. Tropical climate, reggae music, and jerk cooking.", | |
| "Fictional British secret agent created by English author Ian Fleming. Shaken, but never stirred.", | |
| "1931-55, American actor of film, stage, and television. His role in Rebel Without a Cause helped define \"cool.\".", | |
| "An Asian constitutional monarchy. The capital city is Tokyo. Let's see ... sushi, Godzilla, earthquakes ...", | |
| "How many Japanese does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who needs light bulbs when you've got OUR new technology!", | |
| "Well, as long as we HAVE to eat our vegetables ...", | |
| "1970-, American singer and actor of Selena, Money Train, and Maid In Manhattan.", | |
| "1944- , controversial talk-show host. Don't those people know that millions of us are watching?", | |
| "1941-, American civil rights leader. Named to \"The Gallup List of Ten Most Respected by Americans\" for ten years.", | |
| "1951-, wrestler, Navy Seal, and former governor of Minnesota. Author of I Ain't Got Time To Bleed.", | |
| "1962- , Canadian comedian and actor. Famous for outrageous faces, and dumb and dumber characters.", | |
| "1908-97, America's favorite self-image. Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Rear Window, Vertigo, and It's a Wonderful Life, ... and it probably was.", | |
| "1412-31, patron saint of France who decisively turned the tide of the Hundred Years' War, which really burned her up.", | |
| "1962- , American actor began her career on Mayberry, R.F.D. and went on to win Academy Awards for The Accused and Silence Of The Lambs.", | |
| "1917-63, 35th president of the US. \"Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.\".", | |
| "1921- , The first U.S. astronaut to orbit the earth in 1962, and a U.S. Senator. Never too old to shoot for the moon!", | |
| "1854-1932, American bandmaster and composer of Stars and Stripes Forever. Known as \"The March King.\".", | |
| "1954 - , American actor of \"Welcome Back, Kotter,\" \"Grease,\" \"Saturday Night Fever\" and \"Pulp Fiction.\" That man can dance!", | |
| "Ms. Sheindlin presides over real-life cases on this TV courtroom show. \"I'm the boss, applesauce!\".", | |
| "1967-, American actor and Pretty Woman. Also starred in Steel Magnolias, My Best Friend's Wedding, and Erin Brockovich.", | |
| "Contests, credit card applications, solicitations and political ads.", | |
| "Story Problem: If one year on Jupiter equals 11.86 Earth years, and one day equals 9.92 Earth hours, how many Earth hours are there in a Jupiter year?", | |
| "1909-2003, American actor and winner of four Academy Awards. She starred in such classics as The African Queen.", | |
| "1964- , American actor of Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure, The Matrix and Speed. Keanu means \"cool breeze over the mountains.\".", | |
| "Black and white predatory whales. Boy, can they sing!", | |
| "If Mel Gibson can wear one, so can you.", | |
| "Legendary British king best known for Camelot and round tables.", | |
| "1491-1547, King of England, and founder of the Church of England. Six wives, no waiting.", | |
| "Who's there?", | |
| "Look for the Union label. And, while you're at it, look for Jimmy Hoffa ...", | |
| "Oh, please, let it not sing ...", | |
| "The first casino opened in Las Vegas in 1946. Las Vegas ... or it that Lost Wages?\".", | |
| "We'd throw some joke in here, but we're afraid of getting sued.", | |
| "Toro, Toro, Toro!", | |
| "Animal hide. Leather you like it or not.", | |
| "Any mention of lawyers, agents, or reporters would be FAR too easy ...", | |
| "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade ... or, in the case of a car, take it back. There's a law, you know!", | |
| "We'd love to visit Lenin's Tomb, but it's probably just another communist plot.", | |
| "1452-1519, Florentine artist, sculptor, architect, engineer, scientist, and all-around smartypants.", | |
| "Electrical discharge between rain clouds, or between a rain cloud and the earth, or between a rain cloud and an idiot with a kite.", | |
| "As dangerous as \"Jaws\", but without the charisma.", | |
| "Crustaceans closely related to freshwater crayfishes. Market price.", | |
| "They know who you are and they know where you live.", | |
| "Among the many Americans born in log cabins were Preisdents Harrison, Lincoln, and Grant. Just pass the maple syrup.", | |
| "Sucker!", | |
| "Founded even before the Romans reached England's shores, now the capital of Great Britain.", | |
| "Will work for fool ...", | |
| "LA LA Land.", | |
| "They just didn't understand me!", | |
| "1911-89, American actor and comedian. You love Lucy? I love Lucy.", | |
| "Automatic, rapid-fire, repeating weapons. The Gatling gun was used as early as the American Civil War.", | |
| "Degenerative brain disorder in cattle. The reason they don't know enough to come in out of the rain?", | |
| "1867-1934, French chemist and physicist who won a Nobel Prize for her work on radiation. Fun fact: A \"curie\" is a unit of radioactivity.", | |
| "1958-, American singer, songwriter, actor, writer, and 1980s pop icon. Blond Ambition.", | |
| "\"Nothin' up my sleeve ...\" - Bullwinkle.", | |
| "1869-1948, Indian leader and philosopher who preached nonviolence. Was assassinated for his efforts.", | |
| "I'll take Manhattan!.", | |
| "Fat Tuesday marks the final day before the Christian fast of Lent, a 40-day period of self-denial and abstinence. SO LET'S PARTY!", | |
| "1926-62, American movie star, pinup and sex symbol. Just ask the Kennedys.", | |
| "1835-1910, American writer and humorist, best known for the adventures of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn.", | |
| "If love and marriage go together like a horse and carriage ... who's the horse?", | |
| "The fourth planet from the sun. Where men come from.", | |
| "1941-, television personality, magazine editor, and author. Domestic arts are her stock-in-trade.", | |
| "1929-68, American civil rights leader and advocate of nonviolent resistance. Was assassinated for his efforts.", | |
| "No relation to Ward, June, or the Beaver ...", | |
| "Large and intimidating -the dish not the singer!", | |
| "1961- , American actor and girl-next-door star of When Harry Met Sally, Sleepless In Seattle, and You've Got Mail.", | |
| "1956-, Australian actor. Known for The Road Warrior, Braveheart and :eatha; Weapon I, II, III, IV ...", | |
| "REAL Men.", | |
| "We're not here. You don't see us. The government did NOT send us.", | |
| "1959-, accomplished American actor, two-time Oscar winner, with over a dozen Academy Award nominations.", | |
| "Federal republic in North America. The capital and largest city is Mexico City.", | |
| "\"The best-laid schemes o' mice an' men ...\" -Robert Burns.", | |
| "1958-, American popular singer, dancer, and songwriter. Welcome to Neverland.", | |
| "1963- , American professional basketball legend, led Chicago to six world championships. No bull.", | |
| "1475-1564, inspired Italian sculptor, architect, painter, and poet. A REAL Renaissance man.", | |
| "1957-, American actor whose career began with Grease 2. She'd like us to forget that but remember her Oscar nominations.", | |
| "A leading American software company. We'd say more but we don't want to monopolize your time ...", | |
| "\"Here comes your 19th nervous breakdown ...\" -The Rolling Stone.", | |
| "1966- , American heavyweight boxer. Lend him your ear ...", | |
| "1926-91, innovative, influential, and respected American jazz trumpter player and band layer.", | |
| "Three glasses a day will give you ... the gratitude of the dairy industry.", | |
| "Chocolate and caramel candy balls. Tooth extractions at no extra charge!", | |
| "And now, a moment for reflection.", | |
| "Fuzzy growth produced on organic matter by several types of fungi. Particularly attracted to students' refrigerators.", | |
| "\"The best things in life are free/ But you can give them to the birds and bees/ Just give me money ...\" -Bradford and Gordy.", | |
| "Why do you hang around with THOSE stiffs ...?", | |
| "They suck.", | |
| "The air in your hair and bugs in your teeth.", | |
| "Memorial carved into the side of the Black Hills in South Dakota. Heads above all other monuments.", | |
| "\"Video killed the radio star.\" -The Buggles.", | |
| "Water. Dirt. You do the math.", | |
| "Chocolate drink or natural disaster ... both occur frequently in California.", | |
| "1942- , American heavyweight boxing champion. \"Floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee.\".", | |
| "South Pacific, The King and I, The Sound of Music, A Chorus Line, Cats, Rent ...", | |
| "Dad, can I have the keys to the car, please?", | |
| "Speaking of theoretical mathematics and unreal numbers ...", | |
| "\"The bathroom was drenched with their splashings\" -Aldous Huxley.", | |
| "\"No one knows what goes on behind closed doors.\" -Charlie Rich.", | |
| "Mine is a temple. Specifically, the Temple of Doom ...", | |
| "... is an idiot. You know it; we know it.", | |
| "\"What dreams may come ...\" -Shakespeare's Hamlet.", | |
| "They'll drive you nuts. As long as you do the same to them, it's all even.", | |
| "Sparks were flying. Of course, that could have been the braces ...", | |
| "With friends like there, who needs enemies?", | |
| "\"The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades ...\" -Timbuk-3.", | |
| "Hair today, gone tomorrow ...", | |
| "As if adolescence isn't awkward and painful enough ...", | |
| "Love it or leave it.", | |
| "\"All you need is love ...\" -The Beatles.", | |
| "It's a terrible thing to waste.", | |
| "\"Please, won't you be my neighbor?\" -Fred Rogers.", | |
| "What's past is past ... unless you're a politician ...", | |
| "\"I'm good enough, smart enough and, gosh darn it, people like me.\" -Stewart Smalley played by Al Franken.", | |
| "It's a science experiment!", | |
| "1769-1821, Emperor of France. Met his Waterloo at the Battle of Waterloo. The name should have tipped him off ...", | |
| "Stock car racing began after World War II, breaking records for speed and for the number of advertisements on a single jacket.", | |
| "1927-, American producer, playwright, and screenwriter of The Odd Couple, Biloxi Blues, The Sunshine Boys, California Suite, and many more.", | |
| "The Big Easy.", | |
| "Make you feel like dancing ...", | |
| "America's most populous city. So good, they named it twice.", | |
| "Niagara Falls was formed about 12,000 years ago, when glaciers retreated north, and honeymooners approached from the south.", | |
| "1964- , American actor known for his edgy characters in Leaving Los Vegas, Raising Arizona, and Moonstruck.", | |
| "Teenage mutant turtles need not apply.", | |
| "Established by Alfred Nobel. Swedish industrialist and inventor of dynamite. Led to an explosion of peace efforts.", | |
| "WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!", | |
| "1894-1978, American painter, illustrator and all-around interpreter of small town American life.", | |
| "\"You've turned a potential Chernobyl into a mere Three Mile Island.\" -Montgomery Burns, \"The Simpsons\".", | |
| "The New York Police Department. They're so good, they have their own TV show.", | |
| "The American oil tanker, Exxon Valdez, went aground in Prince William Sound, Alaska, Mar. 24, 1989. Slick Move.", | |
| "Derived from fresh ripe fruit, which contain about 20% oil. Better than \"olive\" the other oils.", | |
| "Enter your credit card number now. This is a secure site ... Sure it is ...", | |
| "1954- , Television talk show host, actor and all-around American success story.", | |
| "You said a mouthful.", | |
| "Face it ... nothing rhymes with orange.", | |
| "Oxygen was discovered in 1774. You'd think someone would have noticed it earlier.", | |
| "1881-1973, Spanish painter and sculptor, one of the greatest artists of the 20th century. If only he could draw eyes ...", | |
| "The process of discovering you are becoming just like YOUR parents.", | |
| "The governmental, cultural and gastronomic capital of France. Or the world. Just ask the French.", | |
| "Also known as \"Debt Restructuring.\".", | |
| "Death or Taxes? Do we have to choose right away?", | |
| "Flightless, aquatic birds that reside in the Southern Hemisphere. All dressed up and no place to go.", | |
| "Noses run in our family.", | |
| "Birds with small heads, short necks, stout bodies, and an incredible attraction to statues.", | |
| "Domesticated mammal of the swine family. Thaaa ... thaaa ... that's all, folks!", | |
| "Carnivorous fish found in rivers of South America. When you feel like a bite ...", | |
| "\"Yo, ho, yo, ho, a pirate's life for me ...\" - Pirates of the Caribbean.", | |
| "Any of several crossbreeds of bulldogs with terriers. Or, several radio hosts we could mention.", | |
| "Statistically safer than driving ... unless you crash.", | |
| "Giant molecules of organic polymeric materials. Bags and bags of the stuff.", | |
| "Has tantalized many of the world's greatest minds for almost 14 centuries. It just confuses the rest of us.", | |
| "Itching for a walk in the woods?", | |
| "Cute cartoon monsters you gotta catch. What you do with them is up to you ...", | |
| "Simple organisms that carry out photosynthesis ... or spammers.", | |
| "The only breed that is better groomed than their owners.", | |
| "Air poppers are for air heads ... I say bring on the butter!", | |
| "A two-seat, six cylander roadster - elegant design and superior drivability.", | |
| "\"Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night, stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.\".", | |
| "\"More power! More power! Argh! Argh!\" -Tim, the Tool Man, Taylor, \"Home Improvement\".", | |
| "The perfect man ... mythical, of course.", | |
| "1962-97, beloved English Princess who died in an auto crash. \"Good-bye England's Rose ...\" -Elton John.", | |
| "They're just faking it. But then, so are we.", | |
| "\"And how do you feel about that?\".", | |
| "The Psychic Friends Network went bankrupt in 1997. Perhaps they should have seen it coming ...", | |
| "\"Good morning . . . . . This morning . . . . . . . . . . . .we have Wolfgang . . . Amadeus Mozart . . . for your listening pleasure . . .\".", | |
| "1971- , American rap artist. \"I'll be Missing You\" shot him to stardom; no pun intended.", | |
| "It's either this or chemical warfare.", | |
| "When a great weight needs to be lifted.", | |
| "Exercises, a type of bra, or the ice cream treat.", | |
| "Built by ancient civilizations, found mainly in Egypt, Guatemala, Honduras, Mexico and Peru. Probably the result of some pyramid scheme.", | |
| "1963- , Groundbreaking American director and actor. Nice movies, but not nearly enough blood.", | |
| "Just don't let it get you down.", | |
| "A weed of the genus Ambrosia. Nothing to sneeze at.", | |
| "\"When the rain comes, they run and hide their heads; they might as well be dead.\" -The Beatles.", | |
| "\"Someday they'll find it/ The Rainbow Connection/ The lovers, the dreamers and me ...\" -Kermit the Frog.", | |
| "PAENTAL ADVISORY EXPLICIT CONTENT Hasn't seemed to hurt sales...", | |
| "So many books, so little time.", | |
| "If they're trying to get away from it all, why are they taking it all with them?", | |
| "More than one million tons of aluminum are NOT recycled each year. Where do you throw your cans?", | |
| "Worth a few scratches.", | |
| "\"You might be a redneck if ...\" -Jeff Foxworthy.", | |
| "\"From the Redwood Forests to the Gulf Stream Waters/ This land was made for you and me.\" -Woody Guthrie.", | |
| "This contemporary Caribbean music, originating in Jamaica, remains an influential style of popular music. Ya mon!", | |
| "1934- , American talk and game show host. Who wants to be a millionaire? Regis, apparently.", | |
| "The world's handiest invention. That is, if you can find it.", | |
| "A U.S. political party symbolized by an elephant ... and don't forget it!", | |
| "1913-94, 37th President of the United States and the only president to have resigned from office. At least that's what the tapes say ...", | |
| "1943- , Pre-eminent American actor who earned Academy Awards for The Godfather II and Raging Bull. \"Are you looking at me?\".", | |
| "Mmmmmm. Them's good eatin'.", | |
| "\"Get Your Kicks on Route 66.\" -Nelson Riddle.", | |
| "1952- , versatile American comedian and actor. The furriest man in show business.", | |
| "Hey! They're not rocket scie ... oh ... never mind.", | |
| "These extend 2,000 miles from northeastern British Columbia to central New Mexico, and keep the Californians away from everyone else ...", | |
| "You'll flip for this one ...", | |
| "There's a I in VII chance you'll know them.", | |
| "William Shakespeare's best known play, written in 1595. Youthful love and hasty temperaments.", | |
| "Actually, it's the ice cream that floats!", | |
| "1913-, civil rights icon arrested in 1956 for violating U.S. segregation laws by refusing to give up her bus seat to a white passenger.", | |
| "1962-, American actor and comedian. She's in a league of her own!", | |
| "Just in case ...", | |
| "26 miles, 385 yards: the distance run by a Greek soldier from the town of Marathon to Athens in 490 BC.", | |
| "1951- , conservative talk-radio personality. Claims to host his radio show with half his brain tied behind his back, just to make it fair.", | |
| "The world's largest country, spanning 11 time zones. Famous for borscht, ballet, chess and vodka -just don't mix them.", | |
| "\"Rust never sleeps.\" -Neil Young.", | |
| "1937-, dictator of Iraq 1979-2003.", | |
| "\"In the Navy, you can sail the seven seas ...\" -The Village People.", | |
| "Lettuce not knock the vegetarians.", | |
| "Popular form of Latin American dance. A little jazz, a little blues, a touch of rock and lots of heat.", | |
| "1904-89, Spansih artist best known for his dream imagery and surrealism, including the limp watches in The Persistence Of Memory.", | |
| "1948-, powerful American actor of Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, and The Negotiator.", | |
| "Get your blanket, a bowl of cereal and snuggle in for three hours of commercials.", | |
| "California's City by the Bay. Where many hearts are left.", | |
| "Sixth planet from the sun, and the second largest in the solar system. Has a nice ring to it, don't you think?", | |
| "OK kids, here's your list: a marshmallow, a safety pin, a red rubber band, and a moon rock. Go find 'em!", | |
| "It was Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the candlestick.", | |
| "1993 Steven Spielberg film. Powerful real-life story of a Catholic businessman who eventually saved over 1000 Jews in Nazi Poland.", | |
| "No human subjects, please!", | |
| "In a galaxy far, far away ...", | |
| "Please stop.", | |
| "1930- , Accomplished Scottish actor, although best known as the REAL Bond, JAMES Bond ...", | |
| "1965- , Canadian country singer and songwriter. \"Shania\" means \"I'm on my way\" in Ojibwa.", | |
| "Many species living today are similar to those from 100 million years ago. Because change is scary.", | |
| "Three-quarters of the North American population visit a shopping mall at least once a month.", | |
| "Produced as a cocoon covering by the silk worm, and used in fine fabrics and textiles.", | |
| "It's putty in your hands!", | |
| "It's just going downhill ... down stairs ... down ramps ...", | |
| "The Super Giant Slalom: Swiss for \"suicide.\".", | |
| "Shaved heads, big boots. Some are Nazis, some are not.", | |
| "Black and white striped mammals known for their offensive smelling defensive spray.", | |
| "Parachute canopies are usually made from nylon fabric that lasts for thousands of jumps - whether the skydiver does or not.", | |
| "I remember taking them ... I just ... don't rememmer ... how mamy.", | |
| "Also known as splinters. The worst ones are under your fingernails.", | |
| "My favorite recipe -open the can.", | |
| "Located in Washington, D.C., the largest museum complex in the world. Wouldn't that be a great garage sale?", | |
| "Surprising, snakes move rapidly without legs. Also surprising, they find OTHER snakes attractive.", | |
| "Transparent ice crystals which form around dust and other small particles. Get my drift?", | |
| "American program designed to provide income and services in the event of retirement, sickness, disability, death or unemployment.", | |
| "\"Black socks, they never get dirty, the longer you wear them the stronger they get.\" -Bill Harley.", | |
| "Two oceans, rugged mountains, traditional villages, game sanctuaries, wineries...forget the past and bring on the tourists.", | |
| "Highly-rated, highly offensive animated cartoon series. \"Oh my God! We killed Kenny!\".", | |
| "A brewed seasoning made from soybeans, wheat, and salt.", | |
| "Mystery meat, or mystery E-mails ...", | |
| "\"No, officer, I don't have any idea how fast I was going.\".", | |
| "There are more than 34,000 species of spiders. Try not to think about THAT right before bedtime.", | |
| "1957-, American film maker and Knicks fan. Best known for Do the Right Thing, Malcolm X, and 4 Little Girls.", | |
| "Got milk? WHOOPS! Apparently not ...", | |
| "Ladies and gentlemen, straight from the Salivary Glands ...", | |
| "The ignition of substances without application of an external heat source. A good plot for \"The X-Files.\".", | |
| "Need new tires?", | |
| "Any team, any time.", | |
| "Looks like plastic, tastes like lemons.", | |
| "A sky bright with stars, a classic Van Gogh painting, and a Don McLean song. Three cards in one!", | |
| "Aw, gee whiz, a blue ribbon for Bessie!", | |
| "Hot off the grill!", | |
| "1947- , American author of horror novels, who's sold more than 100 million copies of his books. Talk about frightening ...", | |
| "1945- , American comedian, actor, writer, and \"wild and crazy guy.\".", | |
| "1947-, American movie director and producer, and overachiever. From E.T. to Schindler's List... too many to list.", | |
| "Prehistoric stone monument located north of Salisbury, England.", | |
| "Summertime and the eating is easy ...", | |
| "It'll feel better when it quits hurting.", | |
| "When you need someone to take the fall.", | |
| "If the bugs don't get you, the poison ivy will!", | |
| "Now available ANY day of the week!", | |
| "Fictional comic book superhero loved by Lois Lane and Jerry Seinfeld.", | |
| "Long legs = big bucks.", | |
| "www.otb-games.com.", | |
| "Who would ever have guessed that raw fish could be so fashionable?", | |
| "Do you think everyone in Switzerland has one?", | |
| "\"What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead.\" -George Bernard Shaw.", | |
| "Guess it comes from holey cows ...", | |
| "Bathing facilities have been found in excavations in India from before 2000 BC. Soap-on-a-Rope hasn't.", | |
| "Talk about air pollution.", | |
| "If you can play this game, thank a teacher.", | |
| "\"No, thank you ... No, I'm not interested ... No, I have to go now ...\".", | |
| "Not to be confused with Teletubbies.", | |
| "One-hundred and sixty-four channels, and nothing worth watching.", | |
| "\"There are two kinds of truth. There are real truths and there are made-up truths.\" -Marion Barry, ex-mayor of Washington, D.C.", | |
| "We will never negotiate with terrorists.", | |
| "The fourth Thursday of November in the U.S.; the second Monday in October in Canada.", | |
| "Pros: the Jazz Age. Cons: Presidents who look like librarians.", | |
| "Pros: Barbies, barbecues, and bikinis. Cons: McCarthy, the Korean War, television.", | |
| "Pros: the Moon Lsnding, the music. Cons: hippies who refuse to believe they're over.", | |
| "Pros ... uh ... pros ... uh ... GIVE US A MINUTE, OKAY?", | |
| "Pros: meant the end of the 1970s. Cons: '80s nostalgia.", | |
| "The future is NOW!", | |
| "The statue known as \"Oscar\" weighs only eight and a half pounds. So why does it carry so much weight?", | |
| "A day at the beach is no day at the beach, ya know?", | |
| "1960s British band. Only the most revolutionary, influential and universally acclaimed group of the 20th century. That's all.", | |
| "The Central Intelligence Agency is responsible for keeping the U.S. government informed of foreign actions affecting the nation's interest.", | |
| "The post-World War II struggle between the US and its allies, and the former USSR and its allies. Things could have gotten hot.", | |
| "A spotted, red-eyed diving bird -or various friends or family.", | |
| "National Football League team known for their cheerleaders and their performance, both on and off the field.", | |
| "Just remember to recycle.", | |
| "Designed and built by French engineer Alexandre Gustave Eiffel for the Paris World's Fair of 1889.", | |
| "In U.S. prisons, an alternating current of about 2000 volts is used for electrocution.", | |
| "\"It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine ...\" -REM.", | |
| "A vast marsh covering much of southern Florida. Watch out for alligators!", | |
| "They get high Marx from some.", | |
| "Far right for some and far wrong for others.", | |
| "The Federal Bureau of Investigation: the investigative agency for the U.S. Department of Justice. They're listening ...", | |
| "\"Fear has many eyes.\" -Cervantes.", | |
| "Holiday home of the rich, the famous, and the half-naked.", | |
| "The 1972 critically acclaimed Mafia movie that made us as offer we couldn't refuse.", | |
| "217 miles long, 4 to 18 miles wide, and more than 1 mile deep. Now THAT'S grand.", | |
| "American rock band, founded in 1965 and best known for their \"Dead Head\" fans.", | |
| "The noteworthy fire of 1871 ... a hot time in the old town ...", | |
| "Prozac was invented six decades too late.", | |
| "Twelve time National Football League world champions, beloved by \"Cheeseheads\" everywhere. Are those brats done yet?", | |
| "January - February, 1991. This six week conflict with Iraq was also known as \"Desert Storm.\".", | |
| "Contestants must drive the full 500 miles. Bathroom breaks ARE allowed.", | |
| "Computer-based worldwide information network, and global shopping market.", | |
| "The Internal Revenue Service: agency of the U.S. Department of the Treasury responsible for collecting taxes. A human audity.", | |
| "November 22, 1963. The funeral of President Kennedy was watched on television by millions around the world.", | |
| "If they're supposed to be the master race, why do they keep misspelling \"Clan\"?", | |
| "\"I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore, Toto.\" -Dorothy, \"The Wizard Of Oz\".", | |
| "The 1837 story by Hans Christian Anderson or the 1989 animated film by Disney. Guess which made more money?", | |
| "A loose association of criminal groups, bound by a blood oath and sworn to secrecy. Of course, now we have to kill you.", | |
| "Chico, Groucho, Harpo, amd sometimes Zeppo. Their 1930s films include Duck Soup and Animal Crackers.", | |
| "No, thank you. We like our inches and feet!", | |
| "America's central plains states. They're not like folks 'round here ...", | |
| "The galaxy that includes the sun, its solar system, and a chewy layer of caramel.", | |
| "The Algonquin words \"Misi sipi\" mean \"big river.\" What's Algonquin for \"muddy\"?", | |
| "American tabloid newspaper. Inquiring minds want to know ... Why the heck does this thing sell?", | |
| "Legendary American baseball team. With so much success, it's obvious why they're reviled.", | |
| "National Rifle Association. They're gunning for your vote.", | |
| "How deep is the ocean? 12,000 feet. If they'd known that, maybe they wouldn't have written that stupid song.", | |
| "Ernest Hemingway's classic novel - fishing, hunger, fishing, torment, fishing, personal loss ... fishing ...", | |
| "An international athletic competition held every four years. The thrill of victors and the agony of defeat.", | |
| "It ain't over 'til the fat lady sings. Unfortunately, sometimes, not even then.", | |
| "Short for ozonosphere. Theories about the ozone layer are full of holes.", | |
| "The five-sided home of the U.S. Department of Defense.", | |
| "The Egyptian pyramids were built from about 2700 BC to about 1000 BC. Tut, tut, tut ...", | |
| "Beginning in the 1300s, started in Italy and spread across Europe. Kind of like Espresso bars ...", | |
| "British \"bad boy\" rock band formed in 1962. Still touring?", | |
| "Geological feature in California stretching 600 miles. Like the state doesn't have enough faults already.", | |
| "Dixie: South of the Mason-Dixon line, that is. They're not like folks 'round here ...", | |
| "\"Give me your tired, your poor/ Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free ...\" -Emma Lazarus.", | |
| "Who needs another national holiday?", | |
| "The highest court in the United States. Robes, but no wigs.", | |
| "Opera stars Placido Domingo, Jose Carreras, and Luciano Pavarotti began recording as The Three Tenors in 1990.", | |
| "It sank in 1912. Get over it!", | |
| "Everything. The big \"It.\" Huge. Massive. THAT big.", | |
| "The Papal State in the middle of Rome. Home of the Pope, Swiss Guards, and lots of pigeons.", | |
| "\"The Wall,\" built in 1982, was designed by 21-year-old architecture student, Maya Lin.", | |
| "Venus, 1980-, and Serena, 1981-, Williams, American tennis champs. One heck of a sister act.", | |
| "In 1903, Wilbur and Orville made the first powered airplane flights in history. Although there were delays at the airport.", | |
| "The Young Men's Christian Association has 30 million members in 110 countries. \"It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.\" -The Village People.", | |
| "1847-1931, American inventor, developed a light bulb, generator, sound-recorder, and motion picture projector. Show off.", | |
| "\"Here it comes again, Thunder and Lightning...\" -ELO.", | |
| "Mountainous region of China and religious enclave for a form of Buddhism called Lamaism. Known as the roof of the world.", | |
| "All ticks are bloodsucking parasites, but not all bloodsucking parasites are ticks.", | |
| "The gigantic ocean waves that strike with tremendous force, and cause considerable damage to life and property. Kind of like Spring Break.", | |
| "1975- , American star of the golf circuit. Known for his athletic skill, and youthful, classic style.", | |
| "How do you like yours - golden brown or flaming?", | |
| "Wait -don't stick that fork in there!", | |
| "Who says tobacco's not addictive? THEY can't give it up ...", | |
| "\"This little piggy went to market ...\".", | |
| "1962-, American actor. It looked like Ricky Business early on, but by 1986 he was Top Gun. No Mission Impossible for him.", | |
| "1956-, American actor and star of such varied films as Big, Philadelphia, Forrest Gump, Saving Private Ryan and Castaway.", | |
| "Just remember: what goes UP ...", | |
| "Funnel-shaped cloud whirling destructively at speeds up to 300 mph. \"Honey, do you hear a freight train ... Honey?\".", | |
| "They're not just for kids, anymore ...", | |
| "Also known as tornado magnets.", | |
| "Trampolines have been used in circuses wince the 18th century. Despite slumps in popularity, they always seem to bounce back!", | |
| "\"Environmentalists\" to the left. \"Wackos\" to the right.", | |
| "Breakfast 24 hours a day and you're on your way.", | |
| "Large carnivorous dinosaur of the latter part of the Mesozoic era. My, what big teeth you have!", | |
| "\"Let's keep this brief.\".", | |
| "The U.N. was founded in 1945, after World War II ended. Its mission is to maintain world peace. If we ever achieve it, that is ...", | |
| "\"Vacation, all I ever wanted, Vacation, had to get away ...\" -Go-Go's.", | |
| "Legendary bloodsucking monsters.", | |
| "An era characterized by moral severity and pompous conservatism.", | |
| "Just how DO you get to the thirteenth level of \"Doom\"?", | |
| "More than 30,000 Americans had been killed in the Vietnam War by the end of 1968.", | |
| "1853-90, Dutch post-impressionist painter known for dramatic sunflowers and self-portraits. Only one of his paintings sold during his lifetime.", | |
| "It's a pain in the neck, but keep practicing.", | |
| "The prototype for the original VW Beetle was developed in 1934, and production begin in 1945. Functional, yet so fashionable.", | |
| "Texas city near where a 51-day standoff between law-enforcement officials and members of the Branch Davidians occurred in 1993.", | |
| "The financial center of the United States. See also: roller coaster.", | |
| "1901-1966, the head of some Mickey Mouse company.", | |
| "Small, benign, circumscribed tumors of the outer layer of the skin. Warts and all!", | |
| "Sheer athletic prowess by players in peak physical condition is a glorious thing to behold. Pass the chips and beer.", | |
| "You can go down Dead Man's Drop and I'll take the Lazy River.", | |
| "Could serve as a safety precaution for those who smoke in bed.", | |
| "\"Don't go chasing waterfalls...\" -TLC.", | |
| "Pardeeville, WI - home of the Watermelon Seed-Spitting & Speed-Eating Championship. The record is 2.5 lbs. of melon eaten in 3.5 seconds.", | |
| "OK, what kind you need? Assault, Automatic, Atomic ...?", | |
| "\"Ding, dong, the bells are gonna chime ...\" -My Fair Lady.", | |
| "Mainly used in flour. World output of wheat is more than 600 million metric tons a year ... so someone's making a lot of dough.", | |
| "American TV game show, BIG MONEY! BIG MONEY!.", | |
| "Great on strawberry shortcake, banana splits, chocolate pudding ...", | |
| "\"Crack that whip ... whip it, whip it good.\" -Devo.", | |
| "1950-, American actor and comedian. Starred in such movies as Ghost, which earned her an Academy Award. Whoopee!", | |
| "1968- , Successful American rap star, TV star and wildly successful motion picture star. He's got it all. We hate him.", | |
| "1564-1616, The English poet and playwright. And all the world IS a stage ...", | |
| "Strawberries ... cream ... temper tantrums ...", | |
| "Really just surfing for lazy people.", | |
| "Spit or swallow?", | |
| "The more you play, the more THEY win.", | |
| "Popular locations: Salem, Massachusetts and Washington, D.C.", | |
| "REAL Women.", | |
| "The 1999 World Cup finals was the most-watched women's sporting event in history.", | |
| "\"I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper.\" -Marge Gunderson, Fargo.", | |
| "The 1969 love, music and mud festival attended by 400,000. Or, the little yellow bird.", | |
| "1935- , American comedian, actor and director, of Bananas, Annie Hall, Hannah and Her Sisters, and lots of New York Stories.", | |
| "\"A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king, and eat of the fish that has fed of that worm.\" -\"Hamlet\" Shakespeare.", | |
| "Available to Superman -for emergency use only.", | |
| "X-Rays were discovered in 1895 by the German physicist Wilhelm Conrad Roentgen. Now if they could just get those X-ray glasses down.", | |
| "Home to 3000 geysers and hot springs. More gas and hot air than Washington, D.C.", | |
| "Japanese form of Buddhism, originated in China. Zen again, maybe not.", | |
| "A squashed vegetable.", | |
| "er, I mean... \"Sophie Roberts.\".", | |
| "**does the Monkey**.", | |
| "\"KAGOME!!\".", | |
| "**shakes fist**.", | |
| "(and it's only a dollar).", | |
| "Warrior Princess." | |
| ], | |
| "origin": [ | |
| "#black#", | |
| "#black#\n\n#subtext#" | |
| ] | |
| } |
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