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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! | |
You: hi | |
Stranger: Hi | |
You: why are you here | |
Stranger: Cuz I'm horny | |
Stranger: And I'm bored | |
You: and what's the likelihood you'll be able to get off you think? | |
You: have you had success? | |
Stranger: And a bit drink | |
Stranger: Not likely at all | |
You: Wouldn't you have more success if you went to sleep now, got up early, and met new people at a coffee shop? | |
You: You could find the prettiest girl there and tell her that. | |
Stranger: Does that actually work | |
You: does this? | |
Stranger: If I see a pretty girl on the street how can I bang her? | |
Stranger: How do I break the ice? | |
You: Everyone is lonely, make her feel not lonely. | |
You: Tell her you understand her. | |
Stranger: Just say hi, you're pretty | |
You: That's impersonal | |
Stranger: ? | |
You: That's not comforting to people. People want to feel like you understand them. | |
Stranger: Then what do I do? | |
You: So you see a girl, and you say "your fashion is *on point*, I love your dress" | |
You: If she think you're a weirdo, she's more comfortable by herself. This is how you figure out who wants to bang and who doesn't. | |
You: People who are comfortable in the privacy of their heads don't enjoy sex, and thus, you lose the numbers game. | |
Stranger: Ok | |
Stranger: Thank you for the advice | |
You: no problem | |
You: I will try it if you do. We'll do it tomorrow morning and email each other results | |
Stranger: What's ur email? | |
You: jackson@gariety.xxx | |
Stranger: Why is it .xxx | |
You: It's unique and personal. | |
You: People find it intriguing. | |
Stranger: Ok | |
Stranger: Talk to you tomorrow | |
You: talk to you tomorrow. | |
Stranger has disconnected. |
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Yeah, it is strange but unique. I think the strangest domain name I have ever seem is: t.tt