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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: why are you here
Stranger: Cuz I'm horny
Stranger: And I'm bored
You: and what's the likelihood you'll be able to get off you think?
You: have you had success?
Stranger: And a bit drink
Stranger: Not likely at all
You: Wouldn't you have more success if you went to sleep now, got up early, and met new people at a coffee shop?
You: You could find the prettiest girl there and tell her that.
Stranger: Does that actually work
You: does this?
Stranger: If I see a pretty girl on the street how can I bang her?
Stranger: How do I break the ice?
You: Everyone is lonely, make her feel not lonely.
You: Tell her you understand her.
Stranger: Just say hi, you're pretty
You: That's impersonal
Stranger: ?
You: That's not comforting to people. People want to feel like you understand them.
Stranger: Then what do I do?
You: So you see a girl, and you say "your fashion is *on point*, I love your dress"
You: If she think you're a weirdo, she's more comfortable by herself. This is how you figure out who wants to bang and who doesn't.
You: People who are comfortable in the privacy of their heads don't enjoy sex, and thus, you lose the numbers game.
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: Thank you for the advice
You: no problem
You: I will try it if you do. We'll do it tomorrow morning and email each other results
Stranger: What's ur email?
You: jackson@gariety.xxx
Stranger: Why is it .xxx
You: It's unique and personal.
You: People find it intriguing.
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: Talk to you tomorrow
You: talk to you tomorrow.
Stranger has disconnected.
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ghost commented Jul 14, 2014

Yeah, it is strange but unique. I think the strangest domain name I have ever seem is: t.tt

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