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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like kissing.
Stranger: heyy
You: Hi. This Jackson, I got a new number. But I'm calling cause I wanna talk to you, hear me out?
Stranger: ok
You: I know we haven't spoken in a while
You: But I really think we just got off on the wrong foot.
You: It was bad timing, and I was super out of it.
You: So I think you should give it one last shot.
You: You should come over.
You: We can just lay around and watch a movie we both wanna watch
You: or read a book we both wanna read
You: if you hate it, you can leave
You: but give it one more shot
You: cause I think we got off on the wrong foor
You: and I'm not tryna rush a relationship or anything
You: I just wanna talk to you
You: How does it sound? Are you with me?
Stranger: 0_o
Stranger: wtf
You: what's wrong with it?
You: anything you'd add/remove?
Stranger: u call me and expect me to forgive you!?
You: I know I lied to you
You: and I know that hike we went on was super awkward
You: and I pushed you too far
You: but I'm sorry
Stranger: sorry isnt good enough, sir
You: what would be?
You: I have time to edit
Stranger: kiss me
You: *looks into you eyes*
You: *leans forward*
Stranger: *pulls u*
Stranger: *kisses u*
You: *kisses*
You: *puts arms over shoulders*
Stranger: *puts hands on ur hips*
You: *opens eyes and looks into yours*
Stranger: *smiles*
You: *smiles back*
You: thanks
Stranger: no problem but im still kinda mad
You: I'm so sorry
You: I was just being stupid
You: And I'm still not perfect
You: But I am sorry
Stranger: its ok,everyone messes up :)
You: thanks :-)
Stranger: ur perfect to me *kisses ur nose*
You: *slowly moves forward and puts shoulder under your head*
You: you're perfect to me also
Stranger: *kisses cheek softly*
You: *bites cheek in a playful manner*
You: I love your skin
Stranger: *bites ur lower lip playfully* thanks
You: *chuckles*
You: you're so cute
You: I'm not sure I'll ever get over this moment
Stranger: ur chuckles r so cute
You: ha thanks
You: I keep haring the song "creep" by radiohead playing over and over
Stranger: *kisses neck* i love you
You: and I don't even like that song, but for some reason now it seems right
You: I love you too
You: ♬ "you're just like an angel" ♬
Stranger: *looks in ur eyes and smiles*
You: *smiles back*
You: singing: "couldn't look you in the eye"
You: "you're just like an angel"
You: "your skin makes me cry"
You: "you float like a feather"
You: "i wish I was special"
You: "you're so fuckin' specail"
You: "but I'm a creep!"
You: "I'm a weiiiirdddoooooooo"
You: "What the hell am I doing here!"
You: "I don't belong here.........."
Stranger: baby i love u just the way u r
You: *single tear*
Stranger: *wipes ur tear*
Stranger: *kisses ur lips softly*
You: *I let you pull my lower lip with your teeth*
You: *softly breathes*
Stranger: *kisses u more roughly, making out with u*
You: *rolls with the animalistic playfulness*
Stranger: *giggles*
You: I have to go soon, but let's go inside *pulls your hand*
Stranger: *lets u pull me*
You: *lays you on my bed and starts kissing you*
You: *tugs at your shirt*
Stranger: *takes my shirt off*
You: *takes off shirt too*
You: *kisses again*
Stranger: *kisses and bites ur neck and chest*
You: do you like the tattoo, not many people see it
Stranger: love it *smiles*
You: *says nothing but kisses more aggressively*
You: *removes bra and kisses breast*
Stranger: *moans softly*
You: *more animal playfulness*
You: we are just animals, after all
Stranger: haha yeah
You: *rubs your stomach and hips, working my way to your crotch*
You: Is this okay?
Stranger: *breathes heavily* mhmm
You: *removes both of our shorts and underwear*
You: *begins to perform oral sex*
Stranger: *moans louder and pulls u closer*
You: *continues more vigorously until you come*
Stranger: baby im about to cum
You: *continues*
Stranger: *cums a little*
You: *continues, knowing this is a truly deep sexual experience*
Stranger: *squirts cum everywhere* sorry baby
You: you're okay
You: *faintly hears cocoabutter kisses by Chance the Rapper*
You: *reaches into the pocket of your shorts*
You: is that your ringtone? I love that song.
You: *looks into your eyes*
You: wait a minute....
You: are you... are you Chance the Rapper?
You: I didn't realize you were black until just now!
You: What the fuck!
You: I just ate out a black dude
Stranger: 0_o
You: *spits out cum*
Stranger: im not a dude!
You: *footsteps coming from behind*
You: "Hi, this is Radiohead, we heard you two having sex just now."
Stranger: im not black either!
You: what the fuck Radiohead!
You: *angry af*
You: *lights a spliff*
You: *removes sunglasses*
Stranger: lol
You: drop it like it's hot bitch
You: *is actually snoop dogg*
Stranger: wtf just happened
You: be cool girl
You: *turns to radiohead*
You: 80 degrees y'all
Stranger has disconnected.
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