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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! | |
You both like kissing. | |
Stranger: heyy | |
You: Hi. This Jackson, I got a new number. But I'm calling cause I wanna talk to you, hear me out? | |
Stranger: ok | |
You: I know we haven't spoken in a while | |
You: But I really think we just got off on the wrong foot. | |
You: It was bad timing, and I was super out of it. | |
You: So I think you should give it one last shot. | |
You: You should come over. | |
You: We can just lay around and watch a movie we both wanna watch | |
You: or read a book we both wanna read | |
You: if you hate it, you can leave | |
You: but give it one more shot | |
You: cause I think we got off on the wrong foor | |
You: and I'm not tryna rush a relationship or anything | |
You: I just wanna talk to you | |
You: How does it sound? Are you with me? | |
Stranger: 0_o | |
Stranger: wtf | |
You: what's wrong with it? | |
You: anything you'd add/remove? | |
Stranger: u call me and expect me to forgive you!? | |
You: I know I lied to you | |
You: and I know that hike we went on was super awkward | |
You: and I pushed you too far | |
You: but I'm sorry | |
Stranger: sorry isnt good enough, sir | |
You: what would be? | |
You: I have time to edit | |
Stranger: kiss me | |
You: *looks into you eyes* | |
You: *leans forward* | |
Stranger: *pulls u* | |
Stranger: *kisses u* | |
You: *kisses* | |
You: *puts arms over shoulders* | |
Stranger: *puts hands on ur hips* | |
You: *opens eyes and looks into yours* | |
Stranger: *smiles* | |
You: *smiles back* | |
You: thanks | |
Stranger: no problem but im still kinda mad | |
You: I'm so sorry | |
You: I was just being stupid | |
You: And I'm still not perfect | |
You: But I am sorry | |
Stranger: its ok,everyone messes up :) | |
You: thanks :-) | |
Stranger: ur perfect to me *kisses ur nose* | |
You: *slowly moves forward and puts shoulder under your head* | |
You: you're perfect to me also | |
Stranger: *kisses cheek softly* | |
You: *bites cheek in a playful manner* | |
You: I love your skin | |
Stranger: *bites ur lower lip playfully* thanks | |
You: *chuckles* | |
You: you're so cute | |
You: I'm not sure I'll ever get over this moment | |
Stranger: ur chuckles r so cute | |
You: ha thanks | |
You: I keep haring the song "creep" by radiohead playing over and over | |
Stranger: *kisses neck* i love you | |
You: and I don't even like that song, but for some reason now it seems right | |
You: I love you too | |
You: ♬ "you're just like an angel" ♬ | |
Stranger: *looks in ur eyes and smiles* | |
You: *smiles back* | |
You: singing: "couldn't look you in the eye" | |
You: "you're just like an angel" | |
You: "your skin makes me cry" | |
You: "you float like a feather" | |
You: "i wish I was special" | |
You: "you're so fuckin' specail" | |
You: "but I'm a creep!" | |
You: "I'm a weiiiirdddoooooooo" | |
You: "What the hell am I doing here!" | |
You: "I don't belong here.........." | |
Stranger: baby i love u just the way u r | |
You: *single tear* | |
Stranger: *wipes ur tear* | |
Stranger: *kisses ur lips softly* | |
You: *I let you pull my lower lip with your teeth* | |
You: *softly breathes* | |
Stranger: *kisses u more roughly, making out with u* | |
You: *rolls with the animalistic playfulness* | |
Stranger: *giggles* | |
You: I have to go soon, but let's go inside *pulls your hand* | |
Stranger: *lets u pull me* | |
You: *lays you on my bed and starts kissing you* | |
You: *tugs at your shirt* | |
Stranger: *takes my shirt off* | |
You: *takes off shirt too* | |
You: *kisses again* | |
Stranger: *kisses and bites ur neck and chest* | |
You: do you like the tattoo, not many people see it | |
Stranger: love it *smiles* | |
You: *says nothing but kisses more aggressively* | |
You: *removes bra and kisses breast* | |
Stranger: *moans softly* | |
You: *more animal playfulness* | |
You: we are just animals, after all | |
Stranger: haha yeah | |
You: *rubs your stomach and hips, working my way to your crotch* | |
You: Is this okay? | |
Stranger: *breathes heavily* mhmm | |
You: *removes both of our shorts and underwear* | |
You: *begins to perform oral sex* | |
Stranger: *moans louder and pulls u closer* | |
You: *continues more vigorously until you come* | |
Stranger: baby im about to cum | |
You: *continues* | |
Stranger: *cums a little* | |
You: *continues, knowing this is a truly deep sexual experience* | |
Stranger: *squirts cum everywhere* sorry baby | |
You: you're okay | |
You: *faintly hears cocoabutter kisses by Chance the Rapper* | |
You: *reaches into the pocket of your shorts* | |
You: is that your ringtone? I love that song. | |
You: *looks into your eyes* | |
You: wait a minute.... | |
You: are you... are you Chance the Rapper? | |
You: I didn't realize you were black until just now! | |
You: What the fuck! | |
You: I just ate out a black dude | |
Stranger: 0_o | |
You: *spits out cum* | |
Stranger: im not a dude! | |
You: *footsteps coming from behind* | |
You: "Hi, this is Radiohead, we heard you two having sex just now." | |
Stranger: im not black either! | |
You: what the fuck Radiohead! | |
You: *angry af* | |
You: *lights a spliff* | |
You: *removes sunglasses* | |
Stranger: lol | |
You: drop it like it's hot bitch | |
You: *is actually snoop dogg* | |
Stranger: wtf just happened | |
You: be cool girl | |
You: *turns to radiohead* | |
You: 80 degrees y'all | |
Stranger has disconnected. |
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