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Key & Peele's East/West College Bowl Names
--- EAST ---
D'Marcus Williums
T.J. Juckson
T'varisuness King
Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace
D'Squarius Green, Jr.
Ibrahim Moizoos
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix
D'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde
D'Jasper Probincrux III
Leoz Maxwell Jilliumz
Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar
Davoin Shower-Handel
Hingle McCringleberry
L'Carpetron Dookmarriot
J'Dinkalage Morgoone
Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon
Coznesster Smiff, Rutgers University
Elipses Corter, University of Alabama
Nyquillus Dillwad, LSU
Bismo Funyuns, Florida State University
Decatholac Mango, Georgia Tech University
Mergatroid Skittle, University of Louisville
Quiznatodd Bidness, University of Tennessee
D'Pez Poopsie, Ol' Miss University
Quackadilly Blip, Auburn University
Goolius Boozler, The U
Bisquiteen Trisket, University of Michigan
Fartrell Cluggins, Arkansas University
Blyrone Blashinton, Syracuse University
Cartoons Plural, Virginia Tech University
Jammie Jammie-Jammie, The Ohio State University
Fudge, (No school given)
Creme De La Creme, Vanderbilt University
Cosgrove Shumway, Clemson
Ha Ha Clinton-Dix, University of Alabama
Doink Ahanahue, Marshall
Legume Duprix, West Virginia University
Leger Douzable, University of Central Florida
Quisperny G'Dunzoid Sr., Central Connecticut State University
Grunky Peep, Georgia Southern University
D'Brickashaw Ferguson, University of Virginia
Strunk Flugget, University of South Carolina
Stumptavian Roboclick, Grambling State
Cornelius 'Tank' Carradine, Florida State University
Vagonius Thicket-Suede, Duke
Marmadune Shazbot, Tulane University
Swordless Mimetown, Jacksonville State University
--- WEST ---
Saggitariutt Jefferspin
D'Glester Hardunkichud
Swirvithan L'Goodling-Splatt
Quatro Quatro
Ozamataz Buckshank
Beezer Twelve Washingbeard
Shakiraquan T.G.I.F. Carter
X-Wing @Aliciousness
Sequester Grundelplith M.D.
Scoish Velociraptor Maloish
T.J. A.J. R.J. Backslashinfourth V
Eeeee Eeeeeeeee
Donkey Teeth
Torque (Construction Noise) Lewith
The Player Formerly Known as Mousecop
Dan Smith
Equine Ducklings, Indiana University Purdue University Indianapolis
Dahistorius Lamystorius, Utah State University
Ewokoniad Sigourneth JuniorStein, Oklahoma State University
Eqqsnuizitine Buble-Schwinslow, University of Nebraska
Huka'lakanaka Hakanakaheekalucka'hukahakafaka, University of Hawaii
King Prince Chambermaid, Baylor University
Ladennifer Jadaniston, University of Colorado
Ladadadaladadadadada Dala-Dadaladaladalada, University of Arizona
Harvard University, DeVry University
Morse Code, Army Navay Surplus Store
Wingdings, Online Classes
Firstname Lastname, College University
God, Home schooled
Squeeeeeeeeeeps, Santa Monica College
Benedict Cumberbatch, Oxford University
A.A. Ron Balakay, Morehouse College
Prince Amukamara, University of Nebraska
J.R. Junior Juniors Jr., Texas Christian University
Faux Doadles, University of Oregon
Fozzy Whittaker, University of Texas
Myriad Profiteroles, Utah
Busters Brownce, Illinois State
Turdine Cupcake, (ya-dee ya-dee?)
Rerutweeds Myth, University of Washington
Ishmaa'ily Kitchen, Kent State University
Takittothu' Limit, College de Kansas (du Kan-yes?)
Snarf Mintz-Plasse, East Los Angeles College
Frostee Rucker, University of Southern California
Splendiferous Finch, Northwestern University
Triple Parakeet-Shoes, Ball State
Logjammer D'Baggagecling, North Texas University
A.A. Ron Rodgers, Cal
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