torquebox.rb

TorqueBox = "Ruby" + "JBoss"
{"TL;DR" => "TorqueBox ROCKS! But..."}

JBoss = "JVM Application Server"

WHY = "WE NEED MOAR STUFF!" and we != "SysAdmins"

pros = [
  :clustering,
  :background_jobs, # \o/
  :queues,          # \o/
  :services,        # \o/
  :jobs,            # \o/
  :deploy,
  JVM: [
    :tools,
    :"fast",
  ]
]

cons = [
  :aws,
  :deploy,
  JVM: [
    :flags,
    :PermGen,
    :memory_leaks! # :'(
  ]
]