Simpler stuff..

gistfile1.txt

// Make sure we got a filename on the command line.
if (process.argv.length < 3) {
    console.log('Usage: node ' + process.argv[1] + ' FILENAME');
    process.exit(1);
}
// Read the file and print its contents.
var fs = require('fs')
    , filename = process.argv[2]
    , happy = "";
fs.readFile(filename, 'utf8', function(err, data) {
    if (err) throw err;
    console.log('[SO-ChatBot-Driver] OK: ' + filename);
    //console.log(data)
    happy = data;
});
var http = require("http");
var Browser = require("zombie");
var assert = require("assert");
console.log("[SO-ChatBot-Driver] zombie and assert loaded");
var chatURL = "http://chat.stackexchange.com/rooms/118/root-access";
var browser = new Browser({ debug: true, maxWait: 30000, waitFor: 30000, userAgent: "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.2; Win64; x64;) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/20.0" });

var browserVisitHandler = function() {
  console.log('[SO-ChatBot-Driver] 0n page ' + browser.location);
  console.warn('[SO-ChatBot-Driver] ' + browser.document.innerHTML); console.warn('[SO-ChatBot-Driver] blah');
  var affildoc = browser.document;
  var emailField = affildoc.getElementById("email");
  emailField.value = "RAR!";
  var passwordField = affildoc.getElementById("password");
  passwordField.value = "ARRRR";
  browser.pressButton(".affiliate-button", function() {
    console.log('[SO-ChatBot-Driver] On page ' + browser.location);
  });
};

var postResponseHandler = function(res) {
  console.log(res);
  res.setEncoding('utf8');
  res.on('data', function(signinFormUrl) {
    console.log('[SO-ChatBot-Driver] ' + (signinFormUrl || 'No URL ???'));
    if (!signinFormUrl ) return;
    browser.visit(signinFormUrl, browserVisitHandler);
  });
};


var postData = "from=" + chatURL;
var postRequest = http.request(
  {
    host: 'stackexchange.com',
    port: 80,
    path: '/users/signin',
    method: 'POST',
    headers: {
      'Content-Type': 'application/x-www-form-urlencoded',
      'Content-Length': postData.length
      }
  },
  postResponseHandler);

console.log('[SO-ChatBot-Driver] Writing postData:' + postData);
postRequest.write(postData);
console.log('[SO-ChatBot-Driver] Ending request.');
postRequest.end();