Joel Lisenby JoelLisenby

## get_wpengine_installs_status.php
<?php
// Example run:
// php -f get_wpengine_installs_status.php > installs.csv
//
// acquire your username and password from https://my.wpengine.com/profile/api_access

define('API_USERNAME','');
define('API_PASSWORD','');

$result_obj = run_query( 'https://api.wpengineapi.com/v1/installs' );

## wordpress_disable_comments_pingbacks.php
<?php

// Disables comments and pingbacks settings for all existing sites in a WordPress network
$sites = get_sites();
foreach ( $sites as $site ) {
	switch_to_blog( $site->blog_id );
	update_option( 'default_comment_status', 'closed' );
	update_option( 'default_ping_status', 'closed' );
	restore_current_blog();
}

## jbl_find_replace.php
<?php
/* Backup site first before using. This adds a menu to wp-admin so you can run the script.
*** Visiting this menu will automatically run the script!! ***
*/
add_menu_page(
	'jbl Find Replace',
	'jbl Find Replace',
	'manage_options',
	'jbl-find-replace',
	'jbl_find_replace'

## functions.php
<?php

function head_fouc_script() {
?>
<script>
document.body.style.setProperty("visibility", "hidden", "important");
</script>
<style>
#mega-menu-wrap-primary #mega-menu-primary { /* these IDs may differ depending on the name of your menu. */
  visibility: inherit; /* mega menu sets visibility visible and shows if you don't set this */

## dyndns_linode.sh
#!/bin/bash

domainid=000000
recordid=0000000
wanip=`dig @resolver4.opendns.com myip.opendns.com +short`
oldip=`linode-cli domains records-view $domainid $recordid --text --no-header --format="target"`

if [ $oldip != $wanip ]
then
        linode-cli domains records-update $domainid $recordid --target $wanip

## usps_accepted_at.php
<?php

function usps_picked_up( $tracking_number ) {
	if( empty( $tracking_number ) || !ctype_alnum( $tracking_number ) ) {
		return false;
	}

  	$user_id = "YOUR_USER_ID";
	$usps_api_uri = "http://production.shippingapis.com/shippingAPI.dll";
	$xml = rawurlencode("<TrackRequest USERID=\"". $user_id ."\">

## getUrlWithParams.js
/* getUrlWithParams()
* Add/update or remove url parameters from the provided url.
* Example: getUrlWithParams({'tab':tab_name},['remove']);
*/
var getUrlWithParams = function(url, add_update, remove = []) {
	var url = new URL(url);

	var splita = url.search.substr(1).split('&');
	var params = {};
	var merged = {};

## WP-JSON-Parser.html
<!doctype html>
<html>

<head>
<script>
const req = new XMLHttpRequest();
req.addEventListener('load', function(e) {
	var response = JSON.parse( e.target.response );
	var page_html = response.content.rendered;


## find_invisible_horizontal_scroll_elements.js
var docWidth = document.documentElement.offsetWidth;

[].forEach.call(
  document.querySelectorAll('*'),
  function(el) {
    if (el.offsetWidth > docWidth) {
      console.log(el);
    }
  }
);

## off.reg
Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00

; Turn off File Explorer ads
[HKEY_CURRENT_USER\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Explorer\Advanced]
"ShowSyncProviderNotifications"=dword:00000000

; Turn off Start Menu suggestions
[HKEY_CURRENT_USER\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\ContentDeliveryManager]
"SystemPaneSuggestionsEnabled"=dword:00000000
	<?php
	// Example run:
	// php -f get_wpengine_installs_status.php > installs.csv
	//
	// acquire your username and password from https://my.wpengine.com/profile/api_access

	define('API_USERNAME','');
	define('API_PASSWORD','');

	$result_obj = run_query( 'https://api.wpengineapi.com/v1/installs' );
	<?php

	// Disables comments and pingbacks settings for all existing sites in a WordPress network
	$sites = get_sites();
	foreach ( $sites as $site ) {
	switch_to_blog( $site->blog_id );
	update_option( 'default_comment_status', 'closed' );
	update_option( 'default_ping_status', 'closed' );
	restore_current_blog();
	}
	<?php
	/* Backup site first before using. This adds a menu to wp-admin so you can run the script.
	* Visiting this menu will automatically run the script!! *
	*/
	add_menu_page(
	'jbl Find Replace',
	'jbl Find Replace',
	'manage_options',
	'jbl-find-replace',
	'jbl_find_replace'
	<?php

	function head_fouc_script() {
	?>
	<script>
	document.body.style.setProperty("visibility", "hidden", "important");
	</script>
	<style>
	#mega-menu-wrap-primary #mega-menu-primary { /* these IDs may differ depending on the name of your menu. */
	visibility: inherit; /* mega menu sets visibility visible and shows if you don't set this */
	#!/bin/bash

	domainid=000000
	recordid=0000000
	wanip=`dig @resolver4.opendns.com myip.opendns.com +short`
	oldip=`linode-cli domains records-view $domainid $recordid --text --no-header --format="target"`

	if [ $oldip != $wanip ]
	then
	linode-cli domains records-update $domainid $recordid --target $wanip
	<?php

	function usps_picked_up( $tracking_number ) {
	if( empty( $tracking_number ) \|\| !ctype_alnum( $tracking_number ) ) {
	return false;
	}

	$user_id = "YOUR_USER_ID";
	$usps_api_uri = "http://production.shippingapis.com/shippingAPI.dll";
	$xml = rawurlencode("<TrackRequest USERID=\"". $user_id ."\">
	/* getUrlWithParams()
	* Add/update or remove url parameters from the provided url.
	* Example: getUrlWithParams({'tab':tab_name},['remove']);
	*/
	var getUrlWithParams = function(url, add_update, remove = []) {
	var url = new URL(url);

	var splita = url.search.substr(1).split('&');
	var params = {};
	var merged = {};
	<!doctype html>
	<html>

	<head>
	<script>
	const req = new XMLHttpRequest();
	req.addEventListener('load', function(e) {
	var response = JSON.parse( e.target.response );
	var page_html = response.content.rendered;
	var docWidth = document.documentElement.offsetWidth;

	[].forEach.call(
	document.querySelectorAll('*'),
	function(el) {
	if (el.offsetWidth > docWidth) {
	console.log(el);
	}
	}
	);
	Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00

	; Turn off File Explorer ads
	[HKEY_CURRENT_USER\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Explorer\Advanced]
	"ShowSyncProviderNotifications"=dword:00000000

	; Turn off Start Menu suggestions
	[HKEY_CURRENT_USER\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\ContentDeliveryManager]
	"SystemPaneSuggestionsEnabled"=dword:00000000