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John2496 / irccloud fail.txt
Created February 11, 2016 16:39
11:37 ChameleonSix: ah cya later
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John2496 / addthis.js
Last active August 29, 2015 14:15
AddThis events don't fire on mobile (iPhone 6 - iOS 8.1). :[
setTimeout(function() {
// Set arbitrary delay to ensure addthis loads up
addthis.addEventListener('addthis.menu.open', function(evt) {
alert("pls work");
});
}, 10000);
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John2496 / gist:a68ee6c7099734e1ffa7
Created October 16, 2014 21:40
<VirtualHost *:80>
RewriteEngine On
RewriteMap lowercase int:tolower
# if already rewitten and we have the right path, stop right here
#RewriteCond /var/www/vhosts/${lowercase:%{SERVER_NAME}/htdocs} !-d
#RewriteRule ^/(.*)$ /var/www/vhosts/_default/htdocs/$1 [L,E=VHOST_ROOT:/var/www/vhosts/_default/htdocs]
RewriteRule ^(/var/www/vhosts/[^/]+/.*)$ $1
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John2496 / gist:76598abfe46be46fe02d
Created September 4, 2014 15:08
_gaq.push(
['test', 'test']
['fucking', 'killme']
);
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John2496 / gist:7a1950eb74dc641a79d1
Last active July 29, 2016 09:39
reddit blog source code leak
<!--
LEAKED SOURCE FROM http://www.redditblog.com/2014/08/blog-post-471.html
-->
<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd">
<html dir='ltr' xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml' xmlns:b='http://www.google.com/2005/gml/b' xmlns:data='http://www.google.com/2005/gml/data' xmlns:expr='http://www.google.com/2005/gml/expr'>
<head>
<meta content='text/html; charset=UTF-8' http-equiv='Content-Type'/>
<script type="text/javascript">(function() { var b=window,f="chrome",g="tick",k="jstiming";(function(){function d(a){this.t={};this.tick=function(a,d,c){var e=void 0!=c?c:(new Date).getTime();this.t[a]=[e,d];if(void 0==c)try{b.console.timeStamp("CSI/"+a)}catch(h){}};this[g]("start",null,a)}var a;b.performance&&(a=b.performance.timing);var n=a?new d(a.responseStart):new d;b.jstiming={Timer:d,load:n};if(a){var c=a.navigationStart,h=a.responseStart;0<c&&h>=c&&(b[k].srt=h-c)}if(a){var e=b[k].load;0<c&&h>=c&&(e[g]("_wtsrt",void 0,c),e[g]("wtsrt_","_wtsrt",h),e[
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John2496 / gist:a2823bd1c04e5d83fa6c
Last active February 6, 2017 16:31
Project managers don't want you to know about this one simple tip...
<?php
// simple technique to remove bugs from your code
// example buggy code
$your_code = "<html><Oh man>i hope i don't have any American cockroaches in my code</Oh man></html>";
$list_of_bugs = array('American cockroach', 'Ants', 'Aphids', 'Aphids', 'Asian paper wasp',
'Asian paper wasp nest', 'Assassin bug', 'Australian bag moth', 'Australian bag moth pupa',
'Avondale spider', 'Backswimmer', 'Bamboo moth', 'Banana moth', 'Banana moth pupa',
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John2496 / mediaq.css
Created November 13, 2013 15:46
@media (min-width: 600px) {
body {
color: red;
border: red 2px solid;
}
}
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John2496 / gist:7421901
Last active December 28, 2015 01:39
batch update breadcrumb structure
<?php
$query = new EntityFieldQuery();
$result = $query->entityCondition('entity_type', 'node')
->propertyCondition('type', 'news')
->execute();
$item_nids = array_keys($result['node']);
$items = entity_load('node', $item_nids);
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John2496 / vhost-h4xings.conf
Last active December 27, 2015 14:39
#
# Use name-based virtual hosting.
#
NameVirtualHost *:80
<VirtualHost *:80>
RewriteEngine On
RewriteMap lowercase int:tolower
# If already rewitten and we have the right path, stop right here
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John2496 / ssearch.rb
Created October 28, 2013 23:24
#!/usr/bin/env ruby
require 'fileutils'
require 'optparse'
require 'sqlite3'
options = { }
OptionParser.new do |opts|
opts.banner = "Sup search"