Newer ones are at thisemailfindsyou@mastodon.social
- I hope this email finds you extra-hungry, this salad is sure to fill you up.
- I hope this email finds you happy and leaves you miserable, builds you up or plucks you down.
- I hope this email finds you in a desert place, that's when His instruction is clear: “Put off thy shoes from off thy feet, for the place whereon thou standest is holy ground."
- I hope this email finds you worthy to live this life.
- I hope this email finds you and helps you fly away from your enemy.
- I hope this email finds you well and happy-ish (Happy-ish, because we can't have too much well-being among my clients, now can we?)
- I hope this email finds you desirable and will most likely want to give you pleasure but may not always know quite how to do so.
- I hope this email finds you interesting enough for now.
- I hope this email finds you in this book as it did me.
- I hope this email finds you in fine fettle.
- I hope this email finds you lying under the alders, with the lake breeze in your face.
- I hope this email finds you in his, my, bed.
- I hope this email finds you in good spirits and health.
- I hope this email finds you running BLAST or other sequence analysis applications, learning to use the Bioperl system.
- I hope this email finds you wherever you go, and lands right in the center of your brain.
- I hope this email finds you under a balcony and kisses you in the shadows until there's nothing left of you but sparkling fairy dust, and in your weakened state, you ask if she wants to hang out next weekend, and her face clouds and she goes, “Ohhh"