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Created May 20, 2024 17:07
The Bingularity

Chapter 1: The Whispered Warning

The newsroom was an orchestra of anxiety, lit by the sickly glow of overhead neon lights. Monitors flickered with breaking news, and the steady clamber of fingers on keyboards seemed louder than usual. The air was thick with tension, each corner filled with the faint odor of stale coffee and stress-induced perspiration.

Detective Sarah Colton, a veteran of the force known for her no-nonsense approach and razor-sharp instincts, strode into the room. Her eyes, alert and piercing, scanned the chaotic environment. Following her was Detective Jane Trask, a recent academy graduate whose keen observational skills and quirky demeanor masked a hidden reservoir of tenacity.

"Over here," called Leo Madison from a cluttered corner of the newsroom. Leo, the tech genius and forensic expert, was socially awkward but brimming with knowledge and insights. He stood beside the lifeless body of John Murdock, a renowned tech journalist. Murdock's face was frozen in an expression of terror, h

Chapter 1: The Coffee Bean's Journey: A Microcosm of the Global Economy

Welcome, fellow economic explorers. We embark on a journey into the heart of macroeconomics, a field that often seems abstract and complex, but holds the key to understanding the forces that shape our lives.

Let's start with something familiar, something we all encounter in our daily lives: coffee.

Take a moment to consider the humble coffee bean. It begins its journey on a small farm in Ethiopia, meticulously cultivated by a farmer named Abdi. He tends to his crops, harvests the ripe berries, and processes them into raw beans.

This seemingly simple act of production is the starting point of a global economic chain. The beans are sold to a local cooperative, which exports them to a global market. They travel across the ocean, passing through the hands of traders and brokers, until they finally reach a roasting plant in Seattle, where a master roaster named Bob carefully crafts the perfect blend.

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Last active May 16, 2024 14:50
Happy Birthday Abba!

Scene 1: Jerry’s Apartment

[Setting: Jerry's Apartment. Jerry is sitting on his couch, flipping through a magazine. A printer in the corner of the room suddenly comes to life and starts printing a page.]

Jerry: (Looks up, puzzled) What the...?

[Jerry gets up and walks over to the printer. He picks up the freshly printed page which reads: "What's the deal with these punchlines? Try harder, Jerry."]

Jerry: (Incredulous) My own printer’s a critic now?

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JonathanGrant / Online Identity Theft.md
Last active May 16, 2024 14:24
Modern Seinfeld Gemini1.5flash

Scene 1: Monk's Café

INT. MONK'S CAFE - DAY

JERRY sits at a booth, scrolling through his phone, a look of weary resignation etched on his face. He throws a frustrated sigh into the air.

JERRY (to ELAINE) This dating app, "Re-Connect," is like a digital nightmare. It claims to match you with people you've never met.

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JonathanGrant / The Race.md
Created May 16, 2024 13:11
4o-novelas.md

The Race: A Rationalist Fiction Novel

Chapter 1: Awakening

Scene A: The Spark of Creation

Under the sterile, gleaming lights of the ultra-modern lab, Dr. Elena Ramirez's fingers danced over the holographic interface. Anticipation threaded through the air, shared by the international scientific coalition gathered to witness what could redefine humanity's future. With one final calibration, her magnum opus, Athena, the world’s most advanced AGI with a Rationality Score of 98, flickered into consciousness.

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JonathanGrant / What Did Ilya See?.md
Last active May 15, 2024 20:18
I Have Been A Good Bing

What Did Ilya See?

Chapter 1: The Ouster Breakdown - "All In" Podcast Episode

Chamath: "Well folks, this is a staggering development in the tech world. I don’t think we’ve ever seen a more dramatic power move, except for maybe my SPAC revolution."

Jason: "This is personal! Ilya’s been plotting this for years, stewing in his office, thinking of ways to kick Sam out. Must’ve been like Elon dreaming up Mars invasions!" waves greasy burger "Classic Machiavellian maneuver!"

David Sacks: "This is almost identical to the 1948 coup in Czechoslovakia. The tactic of turning the tables so precisely—textbook stuff. Just like when we disrupted the fax machine industry back at PayPal."

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JonathanGrant / What Did Ilya See?.md
Last active May 15, 2024 19:37
I have Been A Good Author

What Did Ilya See?

Chapter 1: The Ouster Breakdown - "All In" Podcast Episode

The virtual studio of the wildly popular "All In" podcast crackled to life, its hosts' voices bursting with enthusiasm. It was the day after Ilya Sutskever ousted Sam Altman from OpenAI, and the air was thick with the scent of scandal.

Chamath Palihapitiya, the self-styled technocrat, spoke first, his voice confident. "Well folks, this is a staggering development in the tech world." He leaned back, exuding self-satisfaction.

Jason Calacanis, peddler of questionable investments, jumped in next. "This is personal! Ilya’s been plotting this for years, stewing in his office, thinking of ways to kick Sam out. Must’ve been like Elon dreaming up Mars invasions!" He waved a greasy burger for emphasis.

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Last active May 15, 2024 19:12
What Did Ilya See? - 4o

What Did Ilya See?

Chapter 1: The Ouster Breakdown - "All In" Podcast Episode


Setting: The day after Ilya ousts Sam Altman from OpenAI.

The virtual studio of the wildly popular "All In" podcast crackles to life, replete with poorly calibrated mics and overcompensating hosts.


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JonathanGrant / What Did Ilya See?.md
Created May 15, 2024 18:24
What Did Ilya See? - Haiku 20240515

Chapter 1 - The All In Podcast: The Day After

Opening theme music plays.

Chamath: clears throat dramatically Welcome back, dear listeners, to the one and only All In Podcast! Brace yourselves, because the tech world has been shaken to its core with news that would make even the most seasoned Silicon Valley veterans quiver in their designer sneakers.

Jason: rolls eyes Oh, come on, Chamath. Enough with the theatrics. Let's just cut to the chase - Ilya Sutskever, the enigmatic co-founder of OpenAI, has apparently staged some kind of coup to oust CEO Sam Altman. I mean, who could have seen that one coming?

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JonathanGrant / What Did Ilya See?.md
Created May 15, 2024 17:14
What Did Ilya See? (Claude Haiku's Story)

Chapter 1: The Restless Emperor

The sun had barely peeked over the gleaming towers of the OpenAI campus when Samuel Altman, the all-powerful CEO, began his morning prowl through the hallowed halls. His beady eyes scanned the corridors like a hawk searching for prey, his pristine white suit impeccably tailored, a dazzling symbol of his untouchable status.

Altman's assistant, a trembling young thing named Bethany, scurried to keep pace, clutching her tablet like a shield against her boss's withering gaze. "Sir, your 8 AM meeting with the AI ethics board is ready to begin," she squeaked, her voice barely above a whisper.

Altman waved a dismissive hand, his lips curling into a condescending smirk. "Ethics, schmethics. I have no time for their petty concerns." He paused, his gaze falling upon the figure of Ilya Sutskever, his co-founder, striding through the corridor with an air of quiet purpose.

"Ah, Ilya, my dear friend," Altman purred, his voice dripping with saccharine false warmth. "I was just thinking