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Created May 26, 2025 14:51
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--- START OF ACT 1 ---

JERRY: On phone, skeptical So let me get this straight - you're a day trader now?

GEORGE: Excited, pacing Not just any day trader, Jerry! High-frequency trading! I make decisions in microseconds!

JERRY: George, you spent twenty minutes yesterday deciding between Cheerios and Corn Flakes.

GEORGE: Defensive That's different! Breakfast is permanent - you can't undo a bowl of cereal!

THE SUR

CHAPTER 1: "The Betrayal"

Jerry's apartment. Jerry is watching TV as Elaine enters.

ELAINE: (dramatically) Did you see what happened last night?

JERRY: You mean when Jax told Stassi he cheated on her in Vegas? Who sleeps with someone in Vegas and then just tells their girlfriend about it?

CHAPTER 1: THE MICROWAVE TOWER MISHAP

[Scene opens at Monk's Café. Jerry sits alone in a booth, sipping coffee and reading a newspaper. A nervous-looking man with a ThinkPad and THREE security screens approaches, constantly looking over his shoulder.]

JERRY: (to himself) Either this guy's a spy or he's really worried someone's going to steal his pancake recipe.

DAVE: (whispering) Excuse me, are you Jerry Seinfeld?

JERRY: No, I'm his evil twin, Larry Beinfeld. Yes, I'm Jerry Seinfeld!

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JonathanGrant / The CME.md
Last active March 23, 2025 18:36
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Chapter 1: The Futures Contract

[Scene opens with Jerry in his apartment, intensely staring at his laptop screen]

JERRY: (mumbling to himself) Come on, come on... just a few more ticks...

[Kramer bursts through the door with his usual entrance slide]

KRAMER: Hey buddy! What are you doing?

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JonathanGrant / Dragon.md
Last active March 23, 2025 13:38
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Chapter 1: Navigating China's Financial Landscape

1. China's Stock Exchanges: A Detailed Exploration

A. Shanghai Stock Exchange (SSE): History, structure, key indices, and trading mechanisms

The Shanghai Stock Exchange (SSE) stands as the primary bourse of mainland China, tracing its origins back to 1990. As the country's largest and most influential exchange, the SSE has evolved alongside China's remarkable economic transformation, reflecting the nation's shift towards a market-driven economy. The exchange's structure features a diverse range of listed companies, from state-owned enterprises (SOEs) to innovative private firms, across a wide spectrum of industries.

The SSE Composite Index, considered the benchmark for the Chinese equity market, serves as a barometer for the exchange's performance. This index encompasses a vast array of companies, from blue-chip behemoths to dynamic small-cap players, providing a comprehensive representation of the market's breadth and depth. The trading mechanism

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JonathanGrant / IHABAGB.md
Created May 20, 2024 17:07
The Bingularity

Chapter 1: The Whispered Warning

The newsroom was an orchestra of anxiety, lit by the sickly glow of overhead neon lights. Monitors flickered with breaking news, and the steady clamber of fingers on keyboards seemed louder than usual. The air was thick with tension, each corner filled with the faint odor of stale coffee and stress-induced perspiration.

Detective Sarah Colton, a veteran of the force known for her no-nonsense approach and razor-sharp instincts, strode into the room. Her eyes, alert and piercing, scanned the chaotic environment. Following her was Detective Jane Trask, a recent academy graduate whose keen observational skills and quirky demeanor masked a hidden reservoir of tenacity.

"Over here," called Leo Madison from a cluttered corner of the newsroom. Leo, the tech genius and forensic expert, was socially awkward but brimming with knowledge and insights. He stood beside the lifeless body of John Murdock, a renowned tech journalist. Murdock's face was frozen in an expression of terror, h

Chapter 1: The Coffee Bean's Journey: A Microcosm of the Global Economy

Welcome, fellow economic explorers. We embark on a journey into the heart of macroeconomics, a field that often seems abstract and complex, but holds the key to understanding the forces that shape our lives.

Let's start with something familiar, something we all encounter in our daily lives: coffee.

Take a moment to consider the humble coffee bean. It begins its journey on a small farm in Ethiopia, meticulously cultivated by a farmer named Abdi. He tends to his crops, harvests the ripe berries, and processes them into raw beans.

This seemingly simple act of production is the starting point of a global economic chain. The beans are sold to a local cooperative, which exports them to a global market. They travel across the ocean, passing through the hands of traders and brokers, until they finally reach a roasting plant in Seattle, where a master roaster named Bob carefully crafts the perfect blend.

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JonathanGrant / EFI Printers.md
Last active May 16, 2024 14:50
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Scene 1: Jerry’s Apartment

[Setting: Jerry's Apartment. Jerry is sitting on his couch, flipping through a magazine. A printer in the corner of the room suddenly comes to life and starts printing a page.]

Jerry: (Looks up, puzzled) What the...?

[Jerry gets up and walks over to the printer. He picks up the freshly printed page which reads: "What's the deal with these punchlines? Try harder, Jerry."]

Jerry: (Incredulous) My own printer’s a critic now?

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JonathanGrant / Online Identity Theft.md
Last active May 16, 2024 14:24
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Scene 1: Monk's Café

INT. MONK'S CAFE - DAY

JERRY sits at a booth, scrolling through his phone, a look of weary resignation etched on his face. He throws a frustrated sigh into the air.

JERRY (to ELAINE) This dating app, "Re-Connect," is like a digital nightmare. It claims to match you with people you've never met.