ORG_HelloDolly.php

<?php
function hello_dolly_get_lyric() {
	/** These are the lyrics to Hello Dolly */
	$lyrics = "Hello, Dolly
　	Well, hello, Dolly
　	It's so nice to have you back where you belong
　	You're lookin' swell, Dolly
　	I can tell, Dolly
　	You're still glowin', you're still crowin'
　	You're still goin' strong
　	We feel the room swayin'
　	While the band's playin'
　	One of your old favourite songs from way back when
 	So, take her wrap, fellas
 	Find her an empty lap, fellas
 	Dolly'll never go away again
 	Hello, Dolly
 	Well, hello, Dolly
 	It's so nice to have you back where you belong
 	You're lookin' swell, Dolly
 	I can tell, Dolly
 	You're still glowin', you're still crowin'
 	You're still goin' strong
 	We feel the room swayin'
 	While the band's playin'
 	One of your old favourite songs from way back when
 	Golly, gee, fellas
 	Find her a vacant knee, fellas
 	Dolly'll never go away
 	Dolly'll never go away
 	Dolly'll never go away again"; 

	// Here we split it into lines
	$lyrics = explode( "\n", $lyrics );

	// And then randomly choose a line
	return wptexturize( $lyrics[ mt_rand( 0, count( $lyrics ) - 1 ) ] );
     }

           // This just echoes the chosen line, we'll position it later
 	function hello_dolly() {
		$chosen = hello_dolly_get_lyric();
	 echo "<p id='dolly'>$chosen</p>";
  	}