Fuck you, New York Times

funytimes.js

// ==UserScript==
// @name        FuNYTimes
// @description Fuck You, New York Times.
// @match       https://www.nytimes.com/*
// @version     1
// ==/UserScript==

!function() {
  console.log("FuNYTimes: now active.");
  
  function getCookies() {
    return document.cookie
      .split(";")
      .map((cookie) => cookie.trim().split("=")[0])
      .filter((cookie) => cookie != null && cookie != "");
  }
  
  function deleteCookies() {
    for (const cookie of getCookies()) {
      document.cookie = cookie + "=;Path=/;Domain=.nytimes.com;Max-Age=-9999;";
      console.log(`FuNYTimes: Deleted '${cookie}' cookie.`);
    }
  }
  
  setInterval(deleteCookies, 5000);

  function pestControl() {
    const pests = document.querySelectorAll([
      ".MAG_web_all_Monthly-Sale-dock.shown:not(.pesticide)",
      "[class*=Sale]:not(.pesticide)",
      "[class*=sale]:not(.pesticide)",
    ].join(", "));

    for (const pest of pests) {
      pest.remove();
      pest.classList.add("pesticide");
      console.log("FuNYTimes: Removed a pest.");
    }
    
    const otherPest = document.querySelector(".css-1wspfld");
    
    if (otherPest != null) {
      if (otherPest.innerHTML.indexOf("out of free") != -1) {
        otherPest.remove();
        console.log("FuNYTimes: Removed the 'almost out of free articles for this month' pest.");
      }
    }
    
    setTimeout(pestControl, 100);
  }

  setInterval(pestControl, 100);
}.call({});