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Lose your shell
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Inspired by @alicegoldfuss: https://twitter.com/alicegoldfuss/status/997268087429713922 | |
Her palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy | |
There's errors on her console already, kubernetes | |
but on the surface she looks calm and ready | |
to redeploy, but etcd keeps on glitchin' | |
losing her commands, the whole node grows so loud. | |
She opens a shell, but the pods won't go down. | |
The SLA runs out, time's up, outage, blow! | |
Escalate to high severity, oh there goes availability. | |
Oh, there goes RabbitMQ, it choked | |
She's so mad, but she won't give up that easy? No | |
She won't have it, she knows her whole backend is borked | |
It don't matter, she's dope, she knows that, but k8s borked | |
She's full stacked, she knows, when she goes back from her on-call, that's when its | |
Back to the lab again yo, this whole calamity | |
She packet captured this moment and hope it didn't pass her | |
The writes escaping, through etcd that is brain-splitting | |
This prod is mine for the taking | |
Make me queen, as we move toward complete disaster | |
The cluster she's fixin', and super awesome is her post-mortem | |
It only goes viral, only grows hotter | |
She blows us all over, this bugfix all on her |
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