Lose your shell

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Inspired by @alicegoldfuss: https://twitter.com/alicegoldfuss/status/997268087429713922

Her palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's errors on her console already, kubernetes
but on the surface she looks calm and ready
to redeploy, but etcd keeps on glitchin'
losing her commands, the whole node grows so loud.
She opens a shell, but the pods won't go down.
The SLA runs out, time's up, outage, blow!
Escalate to high severity, oh there goes availability.

Oh, there goes RabbitMQ, it choked
She's so mad, but she won't give up that easy? No
She won't have it, she knows her whole backend is borked
It don't matter, she's dope, she knows that, but k8s borked

She's full stacked, she knows, when she goes back from her on-call, that's when its
Back to the lab again yo, this whole calamity
She packet captured this moment and hope it didn't pass her

The writes escaping, through etcd that is brain-splitting
This prod is mine for the taking
Make me queen, as we move toward complete disaster
The cluster she's fixin', and super awesome is her post-mortem
It only goes viral, only grows hotter
She blows us all over, this bugfix all on her