Voidpet mood levels decision tree

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function predictor({adrenaline, noradrenaline, dopamine, serotonin, endorphins}: levels) {
    if (adrenaline >= 90 && adrenaline !== 100) return 'is super pumped.';
    if (noradrenaline >= 90 && noradrenaline !== 100) return 'is sharp and ready.';
    if (serotonin >= 90 && serotonin !== 100) return 'is totally vibing out.';
    if (dopamine >= 90 && dopamine !== 100) return 'is feeling like a boss.';
    if (endorphins >= 90 && endorphins !== 100) return 'is giddy with excitement.';

    if (dopamine < -80 && serotonin < -80) {
        if (adrenaline > 80) return "is on the verge of a panic attack.";
        if (adrenaline < -80 && endorphins < -80) return "is having a no good, very bad day.";
        return "is straight up depressed right now.";
    }

    if (adrenaline === 100) return "is about to pass out.";
    if (noradrenaline === 100) return "is about to throw up.";
    if (serotonin === 100) return "is getting dizzy with euphoria...";
    if (dopamine === 100) return "is getting delusionally hyper...";
    if (endorphins === 100) return "is feeling maniacal.";

    if (adrenaline < 0 && noradrenaline < 0 && dopamine < 0 && serotonin < 0 && endorphins < 0)
        return "just isn't having it today.";

    if (serotonin === -100) return "is terribly upset.";
    if (dopamine === -100) return "feels empty inside.";
    if (adrenaline === -100) return "is bored to tears.";
    if (noradrenaline === -100) return "is too distracted to even look at you.";
    if (endorphins === -100) return "is horribly moody.";

    if (adrenaline < -90) return "is really bored...";
    if (noradrenaline < -90) return "feels lethargic and distracted...";
    if (serotonin < -90) return "thinks it might be depressed.";
    if (dopamine < -90) return "feels irritable, bored, and distracted.";
    if (endorphins < -90) return "is feeling moody and cramped...";

    if (dopamine < -50) return "seems depressed.";
    if (serotonin < -50) return "is really sad for some reason.";
    if (endorphins < -50) return "is in a grumpy mood.";

    if (adrenaline < -70) return "is feeling apathetic.";
    if (noradrenaline < -70) return "appears disinterested.";

    if (dopamine < -30) return "is feeling pretty bored.";
    if (serotonin < -30) return "is quite downtrodden.";
    if (endorphins < -30) return "is really cranky.";

    if (adrenaline < -50) return "is feeling restless.";
    if (noradrenaline < -50) return "is totally spaced out.";

    if (adrenaline > 70) return "is a bit tired right now.";
    if (noradrenaline > 70) return "is a bit overwhelmed.";
    if (endorphins > 70) return "is a little overexcited.";

    if (dopamine > 80) return "is extremely pleased with itself.";
    if (serotonin > 80) return "is very content.";

    if (dopamine < 0) return "is feeling a little bored.";
    if (serotonin < 0) return "is a bit downtrodden.";
    if (endorphins < 0) return "is a bit lethargic.";

    if (adrenaline < -20) return "is feeling a little restless.";
    if (noradrenaline < -20) return "is feeling a bit spaced out.";

    if (adrenaline > 50) return "is feeling pumped.";
    if (noradrenaline > 50) return "is feeling focused.";
    if (dopamine > 50) return "is feeling gleeful.";
    if (serotonin > 50) return "is feeling peaceful.";
    if (endorphins > 50) return "is feeling hyped.";

    if (adrenaline > 30) return "is doing a little dance.";
    if (noradrenaline > 30) return "is studying you with fascination.";
    if (dopamine > 30) return "is feeling quite satisfied.";
    if (serotonin > 30) return "is looking at you fondly.";
    if (endorphins > 30) return "is rolling around laughing.";

    if (adrenaline > 10) return "is happy and warm.";
    if (noradrenaline > 10) return "is calm and curious.";
    if (dopamine > 10) return "is feeling joyful.";
    if (serotonin > 10) return "is in a good mood.";
    if (endorphins > 10) return "is smiling at you.";

    return "is in a weird mood.";
}