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enable-all: true
# Moronic linters
- exhaustivestruct # Zero values are an excellent feature.
- godox # No, a TODO is not an error.
- gomnd
- forcetypeassert # I panic on purpose.
- cyclop # Buggy and overzealous.
L-P / index.php
Created May 11, 2021
Adminer auto-login
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namespace docker {
function adminer_object() {
class Adminer extends \AdminerPlugin {
function login($login, $password) {
return true;
L-P / certgen
Last active Dec 18, 2020
Create CA and TLS certificate for local development (.test TLD)
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#!/usr/bin/env sh
# Server key will be written to SERVER_CERT_PATH with its extension replaced
# with '.key'.
set -eu
caKey="$(mktemp --suffix .key)"
L-P / Makefile
Created Dec 13, 2018
Generic golang command Makefile
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VERSION=$(shell git describe --tags)
BUILDFLAGS=-ldflags '-X main.Version=${VERSION}'
EXEC=$(shell basename "$(shell pwd)")
all: $(EXEC)
go build ${BUILDFLAGS}
L-P / humanize.php
Created Apr 28, 2017
Humanize sizes
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* @param mixed size byte count, this is not typehinted so large values can be
* passed as float.
* @return human-readable byte count
function humanizeByteCount($size): string
assert($size >= 0);
L-P / munin-fcgi.service
Created Oct 10, 2016
Munin dynazoom graphs with nginx and spawn-fcgi
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Description=Munin FCGI
ExecStartPre=/bin/mkdir -p /var/lib/munin/cgi-tmp/munin-cgi-graph
L-P /
Last active Sep 1, 2016
Installing lubuntu 15.10 on an Asus K501UX laptop with UEFI/SecureBoot enabled.

Installing lubuntu 15.10 on an Asus K501UX laptop with UEFI/SecureBoot enabled.

When you first try to install lubuntu on an Asus K501UX, you will have a black screen and no clue about what is happening.
This is the situation I faced and this guide is the result of 5 hours of hair-pulling and cursing at various corporations including Asus, nvidia, Microsoft and even Canonical.

This guide will hold you hand until you can boot to the desktop. How to install the nvidia drivers is not included in this guide.

L-P / libssh_std_thread.cpp
Last active Aug 29, 2015
C++11 thread support for the SSH Library.
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* C++11 thread support for the SSH Library.
* Copyright (c) 2014 Léo Peltier <>
#include <mutex>
#include <thread>
#include <libssh/callbacks.h>
#include "libssh_std_thread.hpp"
L-P / Makefile
Last active Aug 29, 2015
Strict Makefile
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# The name of the executable to be created
# Compiler used
CXX ?= g++
# Extension of source files used in the project
SRC_EXT = cpp
# Path to the source directory, relative to the makefile
SRC_PATH = src
# Space-separated pkg-config libraries used by this project
L-P / exec-notify.c
Created Mar 11, 2014
Watch process creation.
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/* exec-notify, so you can watch your acrobat reader or vim executing "bash -c"
* commands ;-)
* Requires some 2.6.x Linux kernel with proc connector enabled.
* $ cc -Wall -ansi -pedantic -std=c99 exec-notify.c
* (C) 2007-2010 Sebastian Krahmer <> original netlink handling
* stolen from an proc-connector example, copyright folows: