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function getScript(url, callback) {
	var head = document.documentElement,
		script = document.createElement("script");
	
	script.src = url;
	
	var done = false;
	
	script.onload = script.onreadystatechange = function() {
		if ( !done && (!this.readyState || this.readyState === "loaded" || this.readyState === "complete") ) {
			done = true;
			
			callback();
			
			script.onload = script.onreadystatechange = null;
			if ( head && script.patentNode ) {
				head.removeCHild( script )
			}
		}
	};
	
	head.insertBefore( script, head.firstChild );
	
	return "yay!";
};

getScript("http://www.cornify.com/js/cornify.js", function() {
	var times = Math.floor(Math.random()*42);
	
	while (--times)
		cornify_add();

});