Sing Happy Birthday in AppleScript

happybirthday.applescript

set currentUser to long user name of (get system info)
set firstName to first word of currentUser
set lastName to last word of currentUser

set noteValues to {56, 56, 58, 56, 61, 60, 50, 56, 56, 58, 56, 63, 61, 50, 56, 56, 68, 65, 61, 60, 58, 50, 66, 66, 65, 61, 63, 61} -- F
-- set noteValues to {65, 65, 67, 65, 70, 69, 60, 65, 65, 67, 65, 72, 70, 60, 65, 65, 77, 74, 70, 69, 67, 60, 75, 75, 74, 70, 72, 70} -- D
-- set noteValues to {55, 55, 57, 55, 60, 59, 50, 55, 55, 57, 55, 62, 60, 50, 55, 55, 67, 64, 60, 59, 57, 50, 65, 65, 64, 60, 62, 60} -- E

set syllables to {"hap", "p", "birth", "day", "to", "you", "[[slnc 500]]", "hap", "p", "birth", "day", "to", "you", "[[slnc 500]]", "hap", "p", "birth", "day", "dear", firstName, lastName, "[[slnc 500]]", "hap", "p", "birth", "day", "to", "you"}

repeat with i from 1 to the length of noteValues
	set thisValue to item i of noteValues
	set thisSyllable to item i of syllables
	if length of thisSyllable is less than 3 then
		set speakingRate to 220
	else
		set speakingRate to 100
	end if
	say thisSyllable pitch thisValue using "Victoria" speaking rate speakingRate modulation 0
end repeat