My thing for tlvjs, for lulz use only.

gistfile1.js

/**
This is the code from a presentation given in the II JS meetup TLV,
for lulz use only. - http://www.meetup.com/telavivjs/events/50068512/
comments: twitter.com/leonFedotov

 ________ 
< o HAI! >
 -------- 
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||
 _____________ 
< ECMAScript! >
 ------------- 
      \                    / \  //\
       \    |\___/|      /   \//  \\
            /0  0  \__  /    //  | \ \    
           /     /  \/_/    //   |  \  \  
           @_^_@'/   \/_   //    |   \   \ 
           //_^_/     \/_ //     |    \    \
        ( //) |        \///      |     \     \
      ( / /) _|_ /   )  //       |      \     _\
    ( // /) '/,_ _ _/  ( ; -.    |    _ _\.-~        .-~~~^-.
  (( / / )) ,-{        _      `-.|.-~-.           .~         `.
 (( // / ))  '/\      /                 ~-. _ .-~      .-~^-.  \
 (( /// ))      `.   {            }                   /      \  \
  (( / ))     .----~-.\        \-'                 .~         \  `. \^-.
             ///.----..>        \             _ -~             `.  ^-`  ^-_
               ///-._ _ _ _ _ _ _}^ - - - - ~                     ~-- ,.-~
                                                                  /.-~
**/
var people = [
		{ name: 'bob' },
		{ name: 'roger'   , isNotDone: true},
		{ name: 'david' },
		{ name: 'yisashar', isNotDone: true}
	], 
	person;

/* this is bad 
for(var person in people) {
  if(people[person].isNotDone) {
    people[person].isNotDone = false;
  } else {
    console.log(people[person].name, 'is out.');
    delete people[person];
    //people.splice(person, 1);
  }
} */
/* this is pretty gewd! ^_^*/
while(person = people.pop()) {
	if(person.isNotDone) {
		person.isNotDone = !1;
		people.unshift(person);
		if(person.name == 'bob') {
			debugger;
		}
	} else {
		console.log(person.name, 'is out.');
	}
}

//thats long
['d', 'c', 'z', 'a', 'f'].sort(function(a,b) {
	return a.localeCompare(b);
});

//that is short
['d', 'c', 'z', 'a', 'f'].sort(function(){}.call.bind(''.localeCompare));

//                           ^ ^       
//new is bad, Meew is a cat (*_*)

var meew = function(ob, params) {
	var newOb = Object.create(ob);
	return newOb.init.apply(newOb, params) || newOb;
};

///troll yo co worker. :)
window['⚛'] = console.log;
console.log = function() { window['⚛'].bind(this, 'lol you MAD?').apply({}, arguments);}

also this works : console.log.bind(console, 'lol u MAD' );